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/got/hotd/dunk/ 02/02/26(Mon)02:09:54 No.217725407 Of the Night Edition
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:10:32 No.217725418 /\ PEAKE /\
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:11:47 No.217725437 Bannermen of House Tully! The Riverlands will stand or fall by what we do here today! Will we let the Lannisters do to Stone Mill what they did to Mummer’s Ford? Will we let them burn our homes? We will let them kill our families? No! We make our stand here, today, for the whole of the Riverlands! We must hold fast until the King in the North can root the Lannisters out of Harrenhall. We must kill whatever tries to cross the Trident!
Men of the Riverlands! Do you stand with me?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:12:04 No.217725441 >>
Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:13:58 No.217725464 I drank the Arbor Gold.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:14:12 No.217725466 c'mere and taste me clams luv
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:14:31 No.217725469 >>217725387
The fool is half-Dornish and was fostered in the North. Barely a Valeman, and barely a knight. If that was not bad enough, he is the sort that will piss himself if he had to battle a clansman. That is the shit house I am going to be bound to.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:14:54 No.217725475 ....semoc eH
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:16:01 No.217725491 >>217725437
BY THE OLD GODS AND THE NEW
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:16:33 No.217725503 Do great series have generals that host the same posts like TAOOBA and Mario Naharis again and again and live whole days before next bake?
i think not
/got//hotd/ wasn't gifted with writing or restraint, /got/ was arrogant, lazy
/hotd/ whored and pandered, it was a hard series not to hate by the end, ruled the catalog for nigh on 16 years and it was still forgotten
what chance do i have, truly?
/got/ was good to me, /hotd/ weren't family to me but it kept me like we were
they raised me be an honorable general and all these other generals still can't even remember his name
his name was /got/hotd/, and i am his legacy (/dunk/)
Tonight
we will show the catalog what his hand has wrought
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:17:33 No.217725521 Sleepy Daeron Waters is turning a blind and watery eye to Dornishmen walking freely through the marches to peddle the strangler, homosexualism, and inferior vintages in our fair realm.
The people of Westeros need a leader muscled like a maiden's fantasy to right the ship of state, someone who can deflect Rhoynar tomfoolery off his rock hard abs.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:18:13 No.217725532 what does taooba mean?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:18:41 No.217725538 first for VALARR
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:18:49 No.217725540 Is he going to throw around knights and go save his black Queen tonight?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:19:10 No.217725546 Stream in 40 min https://kino.tube
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dunkbro
02/02/26(Mon)02:19:47 No.217725553 first for patches
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:20:03 No.217725560 GROWING STRONG NIGGAAA
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:20:13 No.217725563 >>217725532
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:20:56 No.217725577 Was Aemon the most cucked man in the realm? It's a hard competition with Robert.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:20:58 No.217725581 https://streem.gg/billystream rerun of last week before the new episode
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:21:05 No.217725583 gaymon lannister the gay lion?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:21:13 No.217725585 >>217725553
For me, it's Butterbumps
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:21:35 No.217725591 >>217725577
Seek help
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:21:36 No.217725592 This general seems to have had an uptake in ritualposting that was absent for the first two weeks. I am not sure this is is a positive of negative development.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:21:39 No.217725593 >>217725546
PORN!! DO NOT CLICK!!
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:22:06 No.217725603 >>217725577
he wasn't cucked, he had Daeron
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:22:35 No.217725608 >>217725560
I knew some Strongs that grew, once
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:22:37 No.217725609 >>217725563
king?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:22:48 No.217725613 >>217725437
Was this the most useless Lord in Westeros?
- can't use a bow
- assumes he's the main character
- gets captured on his wedding night
- negotiations turn into monologues
- returns to his ancestral home only to turn it over to the Lannisters immediately
- refuses to elaborate
The Blackfish should have put an arrow in his throat.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:22:58 No.217725615 anyone else gonna buy the minas tirith lego?
I would buy a dragonstone or red keep too desu.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:23:00 No.217725616 >they're ending the series with Rhaegar's birth at summerhall as Dunk and Egg burn
How will they fuck it up
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:23:31 No.217725623 >>217725437
RAAAAAAAHHHHH LANNISTER FUCKING SHITS
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:24:01 No.217725632 >>217725592
There’s about to be an Arlan shaped positive development inserted into your anus
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:24:10 No.217725635 >>217725608
is that fucking blackfyre?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:24:40 No.217725642 dunk on deez
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dunkbro
02/02/26(Mon)02:25:38 No.217725655 >>217725538
he cute
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:27:23 No.217725672 >>217725469
>half-Dornish
Daeron needs to answer for importing all the Dornish into the Vale.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:27:48 No.217725677 /dbs/ and Baki threats have warped my mind so badly that I just imagine all the dialogue involving Dunk with HERO replacing all nouns and adjectives.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:29:26 No.217725698 >>217725603
Blackfyre slander, Naerys was too pious to do that even though Aemon should've cut off Aegon's fat head and saved her and the realm a few civil wars.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:29:29 No.217725699 >>217725635
Not sure, really
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:29:39 No.217725705 >>217725635
No, this is
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dunkbro
02/02/26(Mon)02:30:44 No.217725720 ONE HOUR
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:31:34 No.217725729 >>217725720
30 mins on my hbo
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:31:41 No.217725732 I like to eat when watching my weekly kino but timed my last meal terribly, and now I'm starving waiting for this episode. I am in so much hunger. If the first scene is once again something disgusting I hope you remember this post and laugh at my suffering.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:32:15 No.217725742 >>217725720
HALF an hour
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dunkbro
02/02/26(Mon)02:32:29 No.217725746 >>217725729
oh wait yeah, i guess its only 30 min my bad
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:32:37 No.217725749 >>217725720
>>217725720
STAY AWAY FROM MY NUBIAN PRINCESS
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:33:15 No.217725761 >>217725732
Drink some wine.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:33:51 No.217725769 >>217725761
This anon knows. Shiraz for kino
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:35:04 No.217725786 >>217725635
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:35:05 No.217725787 Does /tv/ ban you if you post a timestamp?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:35:47 No.217725797 >>217725732
How does a magnificent rubber cock ruin your dinner?
I'm not even gay but it's just a dick. The shitting I can understand though.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:36:04 No.217725799 start the damn joust before i piss myself
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:36:31 No.217725803 >>217725464
D:
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:36:55 No.217725807 Canonically speaking, leaf's pusy goo taste like maple syrup
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:37:08 No.217725809 >>217725616
it's already fucked up
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:37:19 No.217725814 >>217725797
uhh...some of us are lesbian, you know? why would we want to see a male cock on the tv screen?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:37:55 No.217725826 >>217725807
GRRM confirmed this at Wondercon
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:38:04 No.217725830 >>217725814
it was a strap on...
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:38:53 No.217725842 >>217725635
Yeah
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:38:56 No.217725843 >>217725814
Dunkbro is gay. He likes dicks and butts
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:39:27 No.217725853 >>
Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:39:48 No.217725856 >>217725814
Post tits, slut
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:40:12 No.217725860 >>217725761
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:40:49 No.217725868 >>217725853
i hope we get to see all of them die
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:41:40 No.217725880 >>217725860
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:41:43 No.217725882 If you could ask d&d one question, what would it be?
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dunkbro
02/02/26(Mon)02:41:47 No.217725885 >>217725814
/got/hotd/dunk/ confirmed once more as the gayest general on 4channel.org
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:41:50 No.217725887 >>217725868
we already saw one of them die in thrones
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:42:14 No.217725893 >>217725853
That sithlord tho
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:42:27 No.217725894 >>217725546
SUBTITLES NIGGER
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:42:33 No.217725896 >>217725787
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:42:44 No.217725900 TAOOBA
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:43:35 No.217725911 >>217725882
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:43:47 No.217725917 >>217725841
Thanks
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:44:18 No.217725928 >>217725882
what does emilia clarke's pussy taste like?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:44:24 No.217725930 >>217725882
I wouldn't say a single word to them. I would listen to what they had to say. And that's what no one did
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:44:36 No.217725934 >>217725841
thanks
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:44:37 No.217725935 >>217725900
WITH HASTE!
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:44:46 No.217725937 >>217725491
The Blackwoods are the only Riverlanders who worship the old gods. I know it's memberberry bullshit but it would take 30 seconds to check.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:45:38 No.217725947 >>217725928
Cigarette butts and jalapeno dip, ser
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:46:10 No.217725956 Every Reach house is fucking gay except Gardener (rip).
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:46:17 No.217725960 Is kino.tube gonna stream?
They didn't stream last week, and billystream isn't working well for me
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:46:34 No.217725962 >>217725956
gone but not forgotten
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:46:39 No.217725967 >>217725882
How's that Star Wars project coming along?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:47:24 No.217725976 >>217725956
Blame OG Aegon, he burnt all the non gay ones.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:47:50 No.217725982 >>217725960
>>217725960
Eh I just wait for torrent desu. usually within minutes after then I hide till I watch
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:48:03 No.217725984 >>217725937
House Tully reps all the Riverlands, his addition of the Old Gods alongside the New accounts for the religious schism amongst his banners. Too bad his forebear wasn't so accommodating.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:49:16 No.217726003 >>217725960
there's also brettygood.
sorry if theres lag on billy angelthump is the only service that doesnt dmca for bigger shows
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:49:35 No.217726008 >>217725532
Boy. But it’s actually pronounced TAOW-bah not TAOOOOBA. The extra O’s turn it into a new word entirely that is just fun to say.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:50:48 No.217726028 But if you think about it, isn't it kind of weird that the Andal gods are the only gods that never make an appearance anywhere in the entire story? R'hllor is all over the place, raising the dead and shit. The Old Gods give Bran superpowers. Where the fuck are the Seven?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:51:45 No.217726040 EEEEEEEUUUUUUUUGHH
*COUGH COUGH* *SPLUTTER* HYEEAUK *COUGH*
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:52:38 No.217726056 >>217725553
Was it Patches or Patchface?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:52:38 No.217726057 >>217725677
cool
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:53:01 No.217726062 Would you buy this?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:54:03 No.217726078 >>217726062
No
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:54:04 No.217726079 >>217726056
patchface is his name. shireen calls him patches.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:54:35 No.217726084 >>217726062
No. I only purchase functional swords, that way in the inevitable impending civil war, I can use them to defend my home if I run out of bullets.
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dunkbro
02/02/26(Mon)02:54:57 No.217726091 >>217726056
both, patchface is his name, but people at dragonstone call him patches
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:55:13 No.217726093 >>217725613
Hi Sansa. Get some nice fake tits for Tomb Raider, yeah?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:55:47 No.217726099 >>217726003
Nevermind, just had to reset my router
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:55:59 No.217726102 >>217726079
personally, shireen prefers calling him p-daddy
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:56:35 No.217726111 >>217726084
You will be my concubine
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:56:41 No.217726112 >>217726084
Based, trophy weapons are toys
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:56:57 No.217726115 >>217726062
no, if i was going to buy a sword, i'd buy a real one instead.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:57:14 No.217726118 >Saving_Private_Ryan_boatguy.png
THIRTY SECONDS
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:57:25 No.217726124 >>217726062
Best I can do is 20 copper stars.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:57:50 No.217726131 who has the link?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:57:59 No.217726133 >setting has nobles who practice dark magic and baby sacrifices
Yeah, a bit too fantasy for my taste. You guys really fall for that shit?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:58:00 No.217726134 >never beat anyone worth a shit
>lost in a tournament to a chump like Jorah
>did fuck all in any major battle/war
>couldn't beat old ass Ned Stark
>"I'm the best fighter in Westeros because I say so and my dad agrees."
This man is a bum.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:58:16 No.217726142 >>217726062
Are you a pretty lady?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:58:18 No.217726145 There was a theory online that I remember fondly. The three heads of the dragon for Targs had been foreshadowed for a long time but the 3rd head was mystery. Jon was the 2nd obviously but no one fit for the 3rd.
This lead to a crackpot theory that there had to be another hidden Targ somewhere that wasn't Jon which birthed the idea that Lyanna had twins. There was only one other known character that shared Jon's birthyear, Meera Reed. At the Tower of Joy there were only two surviving characters Ned and Howland Reed, Ned took the heir Jon while Howland took the other, both raised Lyanna's children as their own. The Reeds had ties to the old magic with weirwoods so a glamour had been given to Meera when she was young. Man I miss these old theories.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:58:49 No.217726154 >>217726134
GURM says so. Cope poorcel.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:58:53 No.217726156 >>217726062
in this economy? no
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:59:32 No.217726166 princling shits better watch themselves tonight
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:59:38 No.217726168 who are these hags
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:59:54 No.217726174 >>217726134
Barristan the Old says he we was the best natural swordfighter he'd ever seen.
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dunkbro
02/02/26(Mon)03:00:13 No.217726181 its up
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:00:21 No.217726182 >>217726154
George doesn't remember half the shit he's written. He's not a good source. He also said Jaime would beat Aragorn in a fight. He's a wacky old man.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:00:36 No.217726189 >>217726145
That’s not really a theory
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:00:45 No.217726192 IT'S ON PRIME
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:01:31 No.217726208 >>217726181
>dunkvisitsindian.jpg
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:01:38 No.217726211 why is it so fucking dark?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:01:59 No.217726220 >>217726211
Its symbolic.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:02:15 No.217726224 >31m
ugh
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:02:50 No.217726230 aww he nods
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:03:21 No.217726242 Please can we get some titties tonight
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:03:42 No.217726248 Egg is autistic just like me.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:03:45 No.217726249 Music is very ren faire.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:04:03 No.217726255 >A.Knight.of.the.Seven.Kingdoms.S01E03.DV.HDR.2160p.WEB.h265-ETHEL
>A.Knight.of.the.Seven.Kingdoms.S01E03.DV.HDR.2160p.WEB.h265-ETHEL
>A.Knight.of.the.Seven.Kingdoms.S01E03.DV.HDR.2160p.WEB.h265-ETHEL
RUN
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:04:24 No.217726260 is that aemond?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:04:52 No.217726267 Wait, when was the horse stolen?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:05:40 No.217726284 WTF are you doing Egg??
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:05:55 No.217726289 OW, MY EYE
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:06:23 No.217726297 torrent up
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:06:27 No.217726299 Is Egg retarded?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:07:04 No.217726302 >>217726255
I can’t find it on every site I use help
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:07:16 No.217726308 Egg has ball hair?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:07:26 No.217726312 Blackfyrebros I don't feel good...
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:07:41 No.217726313 >>217726242
Sorry no, they make zoomers uncomfortable.
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dunkbro
02/02/26(Mon)03:07:43 No.217726315 clout in the ear time
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:08:10 No.217726322 >More Daemon slander from the fucking egg.
That little shit deserved Summerhall
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:08:17 No.217726325 Blackfyre song is 100% going to get WEBMed.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:09:03 No.217726337 >>217726302
I'll send it to you. Give me a sec
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:09:04 No.217726339 Hard to believe this lil nigga almost single-handedly wiped out all the Targshits.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:09:17 No.217726343 >>217726255
Where nigga
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:09:58 No.217726355 You have to eat all the eggs
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:11:22 No.217726371 >>217726355
Kek.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:11:41 No.217726377 where the fuck is daisy?!
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:12:15 No.217726381 Sex with Tanselle.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:12:32 No.217726389 Blackfyre shitters SEETHING.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:13:03 No.217726396 that's a big ass yolk
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:13:10 No.217726398 You are a Hedge Knight, the last two digits are your amount of money to equip yourself for the tourney.
>ARMORS
5: Padded gambeson
10: Discounted old armor (with missing parts)
25: Ceremonial armor
35: Full Plate
>HELMETS
5: Open helm
10: Oversized helm
15: Great helm
20: Visored helm
>SWORDS
5: Rusty sword
15: Arming sword
20: Decorative tournament sword
25: Longsword
>LANCES
5: Bent lance
15: Old lance
20: Standard tournament lance
30: Reinforced knight’s lance
>HORSES
5: Mule
10: Farm Horse
15: Old Warhorse
25: Warhorse
35: Destrier
>EXTRAS
5: Suire (Retarded)
15: Squire (Talented)
10: Whore
Good luck, knight.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:13:27 No.217726403 >>217726389
SHUT UP HE'S JUST A STUPID LITTLE KID
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:14:03 No.217726411 >>217726398
roll because no fucking torrent
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:15:00 No.217726421 >>217726398
Wasting all my money on a whore with a tight arse
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:15:03 No.217726422 I like the whistle song. It's very cozy. And it reminds me of Epona's Song
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:15:08 No.217726426 Ser Androw fucks his sheep.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:15:24 No.217726428 do I get any considerations for dubs
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:15:28 No.217726430 >>217726398
Gonna be champion of the day, lads. You'll see.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:15:34 No.217726433 >>217726396
I'm a melee chad so all I need is armor, helmet, sword and a whore.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:15:42 No.217726434 Torrent bros…
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:15:49 No.217726437 I'm gonna start spitting. It's a real power move.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:16:00 No.217726441 >>217726398
>I HAVE COME FOR THE TOORNEY
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:16:15 No.217726446 >>217726437
Fishing spot status?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:16:30 No.217726451 BRIGHTFLAME
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:17:27 No.217726461 Gonna piss meself soon lads
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:18:00 No.217726470 >>217726430
I buy time with three whores (a blonde, a redhead, and a Dornish vixen) and spend the tourney emptying my balls of seed.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:18:32 No.217726481 I like the other guy's helmet. Reminds me of those guys from dark souls 2.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:19:34 No.217726490 A riot? Really?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:19:35 No.217726491 >>217726436
Don’t click this
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:19:55 No.217726497 Is this show before or after GOT?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:20:01 No.217726500 Ep 3 here and GoT loops after
https://kick.com/lykiri
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:20:22 No.217726503 >>217726474
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:20:39 No.217726507 >>217726497
House of the Dragon -> Dunk -> GoT
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:20:56 No.217726514 I would do it. I would unseat Ser Androws. I wouldn't even think twice. Tourneys are fake and gay
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:21:09 No.217726517 finger in the bum?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:21:20 No.217726519 Alice does not feel like an a Asoiaf name.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:21:37 No.217726524 Did he cripple him?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:22:15 No.217726535 >>217726514
Snail knight, is that you?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:22:26 No.217726539 >>217726524
ye horse fell on his leg
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:22:47 No.217726542 >>217726519
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:22:53 No.217726543 Fucking spoilers you old hag.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:23:15 No.217726552 Sex with Aerion Brightflame.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:23:27 No.217726556 >>217726543
Kek. Beat me to it.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:23:57 No.217726563 >>217726519
Alys?
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dunkbro
02/02/26(Mon)03:24:26 No.217726569 SUMMERHALL REFFERENCE
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:24:28 No.217726571 I drank the Fossoway cider.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:24:39 No.217726574 >>217726519
But Robert, Jon, and Brandon are?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:24:47 No.217726576 Hang this guy right now.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:24:57 No.217726580 >>217726398
Rollin'
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:25:37 No.217726594 >Incestuous aliens
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:26:19 No.217726607 >>217726569
So, what happened in summerhall
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:28:18 No.217726629 based
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:28:43 No.217726635 >>217726607
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:29:30 No.217726647 >>217726607
Just another Targ chimp out.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:29:33 No.217726649 fuckkk
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:29:43 No.217726650 usersdrive.com/fom3m10x9exr
here we go
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:29:56 No.217726658 Dunk status?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:30:00 No.217726659 Exquisite end point, well done
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:30:14 No.217726663 Egg does look like an incestuous alien tbqh
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:30:28 No.217726668 Kino music this episode.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:30:58 No.217726679 >>217726668
Like a ren faire, no? The blackfyre song also rocked.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:31:25 No.217726687 First decent episode
Still no fucking tits
6/10
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:32:00 No.217726699 whys this fossoway lad hate targs so much?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:32:51 No.217726711 >>217726699
He's the voice of the middle class.
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dunkbro
02/02/26(Mon)03:33:01 No.217726713 these episodes are too fucking short
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:33:09 No.217726714 >is it odd that I have black hair growing out of my stones?
Well, is it?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:33:15 No.217726716 >egg is a targ
no. fucking. way.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:33:45 No.217726727 is the Summerhall stuff in A History of the Seven Kingdoms?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:34:01 No.217726731 >>217726699
Because after 300 years of Targ bullshit, anyone would begin to chaff.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:34:02 No.217726732 >>217726571(me)
I thought this was funny.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:34:04 No.217726734 >>217726716
yeah...fucking asspull
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:34:09 No.217726735 Egg... Aegon... holy shit
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:34:14 No.217726738 next episode early friday? why lol
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:34:22 No.217726740 >>217726713
SPEEDRUNNERS BTFO
I PAUSED EVERY 2 MINUTES TO BREATH AND LOOK AT THE SKY #WINNING
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:34:34 No.217726744 >>217726607
>when he is a king, egg tries to hatch dragoneggs at summerhall alongside dunk
>summerhall burns down and they die
>rhaegar is born at the same time
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:34:42 No.217726746 >>217726714
Now it is
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:34:43 No.217726749 I feel like Dexter was good in this whole episode except at the end
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:34:57 No.217726751 >>217726738
Superb Owl, most like
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:35:13 No.217726754 >>217726738
Superbowl
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:35:26 No.217726761 >>217726738
super bowl on feb 8, possibly?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:35:42 No.217726765 WEBM Anon, can you make one of Egg singing the Blackfyre song?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:35:42 No.217726766 >>217726607
he tries to perform a fire/blood ritual at Summerhall to hatch some dragon eggs and fucks shit up
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:35:44 No.217726768 KINOOOOOOOO
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:35:45 No.217726769 >>217726740
Personally, I move away from the mic to breathe
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:36:14 No.217726776 Lmao I’m supposed to believe this kid is a Targaryen just because he’s bald?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:36:19 No.217726778 >>217726679
>The blackfyre song also rocked.
No that was in bad taste.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:36:48 No.217726785 >>217726776
No, because clearly they recognized him
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:36:56 No.217726787 Prince Baelor was the firstborn
Prince Maekar sprang out last
Daemon was the bastard,
so they kicked his bastard arse.
Grass is green in summer,
green grass I adore.
But grass is red all over,
when you kill a rebel whore.
Horses die in battle,
this battle was the front.
Blackfyre's not a trueborn
he came from the wrong (hole?)
(The) Country was in peril,
The anvil was a rock,
The hammer smashed the bastard,
with his giant veiny cock.
BRAVO.PARKER, .
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:36:57 No.217726788 >>217726749
The delivery could have had a bit more venom in it, but it wasn't terrible.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:36:58 No.217726789 >30 minute episodes
KILL ME NOW
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:37:16 No.217726794 >>217726778
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:37:17 No.217726795 >>217726776
hes a targ because when hes not bald hes has targ blonde.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:37:26 No.217726797 >>217726765
We don't condone blatant propaganda here.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:37:38 No.217726799 Fortune Teller on the fucking nose eh HBO?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:37:59 No.217726808 >>217726787
>he came from the wrong (hole?)
CUNT
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:37:59 No.217726809 >>217726778
Blackfyrefags in shambles
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:38:06 No.217726811 >>217726134
he was equal to the smiling knight and Arthur Dayne only won because if his magic sword.
he cut through all of Robb's guards and only was captured because his sword got stuck in one of them.
>>couldn't beat old ass Ned Stark
they didn't duel in the books.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:38:06 No.217726812 >>217726787
Daemon was not a bastard though
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:38:09 No.217726813 >>217726787
>he came from the wrong (hole?)
he came from the wrong cunt
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:38:25 No.217726817 >>217726799
It's for the normies.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:38:32 No.217726819 >>217726789
Just watch it twice. That’s what I’ve been doing each ep
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:38:35 No.217726820 >>217726785
Ohhh, is that why he called him brother? I thought it was just like calling someone “man”
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:38:37 No.217726821 >>217726812
This is a good point. The song doesn't even make sense.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:38:42 No.217726824 Feel like that reveal could have hit a little harder. Also feeling the bad music choices a little more strongly this episode than in the first 2 eps.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:38:55 No.217726826 >>217726787
>(hole?)
cunt -> country. c'mon anon.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:38:56 No.217726827 >casually dropping the biggest clue to what happened at Summerhall
So do we think that the wyrms feasting on his corpse are literal? Like the ones we know invade bodies like parasites?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:39:25 No.217726836 Blackfyrebros… it’s over…
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:39:37 No.217726839 >>217726778
The only thing that was bad taste about that was that it was a clean version which is rather reddit but then again he's a noble so he might have heard this sanitized version
>>217726826
oooh we have that parallel in int idk how i missed it
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:39:55 No.217726845 >>217726744
>rhaegar is born at the same time
Because of course he did, cunt needed his ilk sacrificed to spawn
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:39:58 No.217726846 Uhhhhh Blackfyre fucking shit pissies????
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:40:01 No.217726847 >>217726795
oh, so he won’t be able to prove he’s Targaryen in time to save Duncan then will he? I doubt they’ll just sit by and wait for his hair to grow back to prove his claim
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:40:38 No.217726861 why does egg hate the blackfyres so much?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:40:49 No.217726862 >>217726824
>Also feeling the bad music choices a little more strongly
I noticed that too. Also felt like there were some parts that shouldve had music but had none
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:40:50 No.217726864 >>217726133
So what are those books outlined in red? Look like encyclopedias to me?
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dunkbro
02/02/26(Mon)03:40:52 No.217726865 >>217726787
kïnô
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:41:04 No.217726870 >>217726861
They're annexing his testicles. Many such cases.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:41:11 No.217726871 >>217726847
What are you waffling about retard?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:41:13 No.217726873 The anti-blackfyre song doesn't even make sense existing because Daemon was beloved by lord's and common folk alike.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:41:14 No.217726874 >>217725538
Mystic Knights of Tir Na Nog looking ass
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:41:19 No.217726876 >>217726727
Nope.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:41:38 No.217726882 >>217726744
>Rhaegar kills most of the existing Targaryens in his birth
>gets the rest of them completely fucked, dead and out of power with his prophecyfag retardation as an adult
This guy was a bigger Targaryen disaster than the entire Dance of the Dragons all in one person
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:42:04 No.217726887 >>217726873
Lies.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:42:06 No.217726888 >>217726870
Are all of Egg's descendants Niggerfyres?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:42:08 No.217726889 So is Egg one of the missing kids? Or another targ kid? Also I just realized Baelor has black hair?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:42:12 No.217726890 >>217726873
blackfyrefags STILL coping with their nonsense headcanons
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:42:44 No.217726897 where is the preston stream
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:42:58 No.217726899 I'm HONGRY NOI
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:42:59 No.217726900 >>217726873
why would egg be singing a common folk song? its an army song song by targ loyalist soldiers. he grew up in court so he wouldve heard it
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:43:08 No.217726904 >>217726864
Uhhh yeah, sort of. An encyclopedia of Jewish law concerning the goyim
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:43:18 No.217726907 >>217726889
The drunk at the tavern in ep1 is his older brother.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:43:34 No.217726911 >>217726889
>So is Egg one of the missing kids?
Yes, he's Maekar's youngest that they were talking about
>Also I just realized Baelor has black hair?
His mom, the Queen, is Dornish.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:43:41 No.217726913 >>217726827
What purpose would they serve in a ritual to crack open an egg?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:43:43 No.217726914 if they’re brothers how come Egg’s brother isn’t bald too?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:43:46 No.217726915 >>217726889
Obviously retardo. And the passed out psycho targ in the tavern
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:43:55 No.217726917 MWAHHHH the Fossoway cider has always been celebrated for its excellence.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:43:57 No.217726918 >>217726799
KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINDOMS FORTUNE TELLER EXPLAINED
THE REAL SUMMERHALL
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dunkbro
02/02/26(Mon)03:44:10 No.217726921 >>217726889
the other brother was the one at the inn that dreamed of egg and paid with a dragon
baelor is part dornish
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:44:14 No.217726922 THE WARRIOR HIMSELF
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:44:16 No.217726923 >>217726847
idk if this is shitposting but he called the guards by their first name. and they stopped so they know him.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:44:18 No.217726925 >>217726535
>Outiside I'd pavilian is plain but inside is not
>like a snail
Bravo Gurrm
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:44:24 No.217726927 >>217726914
Egg has cancer
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:44:29 No.217726928 When they were talking about the anus fingering song philosophically I cringed really bad
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:44:57 No.217726935 >>217726922
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dunkbro
02/02/26(Mon)03:45:12 No.217726936 >>217726921
of dunk*
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:45:21 No.217726938 SPOILER: the 3 eyed raven makes an appearance
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:45:25 No.217726941 >>217726543
>everyone celebrated
the smallfolk lived im tf??
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:45:26 No.217726942 >>217726922
Pack it up dude it’s over
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:45:34 No.217726944 >>217726907
>>217726921
Oh forgot about that guy
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:45:36 No.217726946 Ser Robyn Rhysling has got some headmates for sure. Beserkino
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:45:38 No.217726948 >>217726928
that was the weakest part, for sure
they could have found a better way to pad the episode
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:45:54 No.217726950 why is the show so good and the eps so short ffs
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:45:56 No.217726951 >>217726922
I know one thing for sure if Daemon was still alive, Summerhall and the entire Targ bloodline wouldn't have gone down the way it did.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:46:13 No.217726955 >>217726922
>AAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!! BLOODRAVEN-SAMA!!!!!! HAVE MERCY!!!!!!!!!!
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:46:28 No.217726958 comfy zone
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:46:38 No.217726959 >>217726922
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:46:43 No.217726960 >>217726594
egg kinda does look extraterrestrial
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:47:17 No.217726966 >>217726958
I might make a WEBM of that prolonged shot of the jousting crowd.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:47:17 No.217726967 >>217726917
Very Good.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:47:22 No.217726969 the hammer smashed the bastard with his MASSIVE VEINY
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:47:22 No.217726970 >>217726950
because it should have been a movie
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:47:31 No.217726975 >whats the point of the these stories if Dunk Egg and his entire family burn to death then his successor ruined his family even more
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:47:40 No.217726977 Wait is Egg Varys’s dad?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:47:41 No.217726978 Though All Men Do Despise Us
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dunkbro
02/02/26(Mon)03:47:42 No.217726979 >>217726950
the low stakes does wonders for this show and the whole story in general
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:47:45 No.217726980 A Taiwanese lady at a massage parlor once put her finger up my butt while she was walking me off. Might have been a nice experience if it wasn’t for this bugger. I don’t know how gay folk do it
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:48:13 No.217726985 Bows are a cowards weapon and magic a womens. What does that makr ol bloodraven?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:48:18 No.217726987 >>217726977
Aerion is Varys’ grandfather
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:48:36 No.217726991 >>217726699
>no respect for our traditions
sounds like this guy yearns for the day where fat lords could rape any teenager on her wedding day
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:48:39 No.217726993 >giving your kid to some nobody literal retard to eat or molest
Is Maekar the worst Targaryen dad in the entire bloodline?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:48:54 No.217726998 >>217726975
What's the point of reading the Gospel when you know it ends at Calvary?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:49:15 No.217727002 >>217726980
Nothing beats scratching them.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:49:19 No.217727003 >>217726993
One of the better ones
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:49:34 No.217727008 >>217726928
Idk why they can’t just fucking stick to the book. They never learn. This would’ve made a great movie
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:49:42 No.217727010 >>217726987
Varys is a Blackfyre
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:49:42 No.217727011 >>217726714
not at all. Tyrion has black hair on his head and beard
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dunkbro
02/02/26(Mon)03:50:20 No.217727022 >>217726993
he's desperate, look at how his other kids turned out
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:50:41 No.217727027 those were some really heavy spoilers
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:50:44 No.217727029 >>217727010
No he's not. At most his mom was a blackfyre. But that seems unlikely given the fact he was sold as a slave.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:50:48 No.217727032 >>217726754
is that some house from the Riverlands?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:50:58 No.217727033 >>217726993
The guy was trying to protect a common whore. Maekar knew he wasn't going to rape him.
Now eat or abuse is a different story.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:51:07 No.217727040 them jewy maesters dun summerhall, simple as
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:51:20 No.217727045 >file does not exist
where the fuck do i download this
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:51:32 No.217727052 >>217727029
>he was sold as a slave.
There's no real reason to believe that.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:51:34 No.217727053 His name his egg because looks like an egg :)
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:51:38 No.217727054 >>217726985
>laughs at you in Mongolian
Bows have won more battles than swords have
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:51:41 No.217727056 >>217726398
Roll'n till the torrent.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:52:06 No.217727066 >326 posts
STOP THE COUNT!!!
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:52:35 No.217727070 >Aerion torturing Tanselle and breaking her fingers
Was this scene that violent in the book?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:52:51 No.217727076 >>217727040
>ck3agot doesn't force the gluttony trait and or automatically make the Manderly males into fat fucks
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:53:10 No.217727078 >>217727070
More violent he cuts off her arms
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:53:18 No.217727081 >>217726978
a kinoer house words have never existed
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:53:23 No.217727083 Egg…. Fetch the wildfire.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:53:40 No.217727085 >>217727070
It looked like this
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:53:45 No.217727087 >>217727070
>Tanselle
She was just a petty street corner puppet show girl in the books. None of this circus tent bullshit.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:53:53 No.217727092 >>217726788
why is everyone so nonchalant in this show? Aerion, Steely Pate, even the innkeep woman. no passion
>>
Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:54:06 No.217727097 >>217727054
The world is full of cowards.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:54:26 No.217727102 >>217726788
Goddamn, the Fossoways are chads.
>>
Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:54:33 No.217727104 >>217726993
>daeron is a useless drunk
>aerion is an actual psychopath
>aemon is a nerd
>egg is bald
top 5 worst at least.
>>217727070
yeah. he breaks her fingers specifically so she can't control the puppets anymore.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:54:44 No.217727109 Was Dunk not even at the puppet show in the book? I feel like Egg deliberately grabbing him and getting him to intervene significantly changes the dynamic since he's basically responsible for that interaction now
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:54:46 No.217727110 >>217726993
His kids were all fags who were spoiled. He thought hedge knight might toughen egg up.
>>217726811
Jaime has 0 feats. Killed some green stark boys and fought the smiling knight? Lost to brienne and Lora’s LOL
Also why are lyonel scenes so zesty
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:54:59 No.217727113 >>217726918
Hi New Rockstars
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:55:01 No.217727114 >>217727102
Strong cider makes strong men.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:55:18 No.217727120 >>217727092
They've missed the tone of pretty much the entire story.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:55:39 No.217727122 >>217727097
> The world is full of cow-AACCKKKK!
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:55:57 No.217727130 make new thread
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:55:58 No.217727131 >>217727113
>THE FOSSAWAY CIDER SITUATION IS **INSANE**
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:56:00 No.217727134 >>217727054
swords are just a backup weapon. the Mongols and Turkic tribes won battles by using feigned retreat not by using bows.
no one could withstand a heavy cavalry charge in an open field.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:56:29 No.217727141 >>217727131
Fuck off. The Fossoway cider is my meme to force, not yours.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:57:06 No.217727152 >>217726913
>Use Firewyrm fire instead of common fire to make it more potent
maybe
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:57:30 No.217727160 Musical cue after the horse gets lanced was so bad.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:57:58 No.217727171 >>217727110
>Lost to brienne
was even with her while starved and in chains for months.
>and Lora’s
jousting != swordsmanship
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:58:29 No.217727180 >>217726873
Typical Blackfyre propaganda gobbledygook.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:58:32 No.217727181 >>217726900
Egg wants to he and knight. probably watches them train. heard some sing. do you have no imagination
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:58:34 No.217727183 >>217726738
>>217726751
>>217726754
>>217726761
If I were teleported to Westeros, I'd invent football.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:59:00 No.217727190 >>217727160
several bad musical choices this ep. getting really tired of the quaint whistle song at this point too
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:59:06 No.217727195 >>217726899
McEgg McDunkuffin
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:59:09 No.217727196 >>217727109
Yes. In the book he was talking to green apple boy, then Egg shows up and grabs Dunk to tell him what is happening.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:59:20 No.217727201 >>217727109
Happened just like it did in the show. Egg could have just revealed himself instead of getting dunk though, ur right.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:59:38 No.217727207 >>217726921
>Gold coin
for the young girl right?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:59:49 No.217727209 >>217727070
traitorous bitch deserved it. the dragon must always win.
they even had her kill the dragon woke faggots.
Aerion did nothing wrong.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:00:02 No.217727214 >>217727152
Calling targs aliens is probably a nod to the wyrms as well. All targs have an alien parasite inside them unironically.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:00:13 No.217727219 >>217727183
I'd drink the Fossoway cider.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:00:24 No.217727221 >>217726991
there's a Fossoway bastard in the Golden Company in ADWD who was born exactly like that
you might be onto something here anon
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:00:44 No.217727230 The summerhall prophecy wasn't in the book
The worm stuff is new, right? And people being happy about Aegon V's death?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:00:53 No.217727231 >>217727109
The exact same thing happens in the book. Dunk is drinking with green apple and Egg storms in to tell him to beat up schizo Targ
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:01:00 No.217727234 >>217726897
>Watches Preston series on Dunk and Egg
Huh he makes some good points about-
>Dunk must have been a child sex-worker in flea bottom
why is he like this
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:01:04 No.217727235 >well gee Raymun, I don't know about putting all the fucking targs in concentration camps and making their women infertile, but maybe he did want to kill the horse
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:01:29 No.217727242 >>217727230
People being happy refers to the high lords being happy he's dead because Aegon tries to reform the kingdom to be more fair to the common folk
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:01:44 No.217727245 >>217727171
The point stands. The lad has no feats. Most overrated swordsmen in Westeros.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:02:06 No.217727251 >>217726927
Erm Targs don't usually get sick soooo FALSE!
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:02:37 No.217727262 >>217727109
He wasn't there in the book, no. The same thing happens where Egg runs to get him.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:02:39 No.217727264 >>217727251
he's like a quadroon dornish so
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:02:48 No.217727266 >>217727248
>>217727248
>>217727248
THREAD STRETCHER
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:03:03 No.217727274 >>217727242
She said that everyone who knows him will be glad he dies, which is a little different than what you're saying. I feel like they're foreshadowing yet another mad king targ heel turn which is fucking tiresome at this point and not really how Egg's story goes as far as we knew prior to this.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:03:24 No.217727280 >>217727109
>Was Dunk not even at the puppet show in the book? I feel like Egg deliberately grabbing him and getting him to intervene significantly changes the dynamic since he's basically responsible for that interaction now
it happened exactly like that in the book. later on baelor chastises egg for how irresponsible it was to involve dunk in that situation. but egg's just a kid who didn't really know better.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:03:44 No.217727291 >>217727234
I've watched most of the game of thrones youtubers and the only ones I can stomach are glidus alt schwift x and david lightbringer. Everyone else is either boring or high on their own farts from no new books for 26 years
Preston is definitely one of the worst of them though.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:03:46 No.217727292 >>217727264
He’s 3/4 Dornish
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:04:34 No.217727309 This is the best stream the other streams SUCK
https://kick.com/lykiri
get in here
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:04:45 No.217727313 >>217726928
>Book is about class and about how Dunk isn't accepted by high lord's and he doesn't feel comfortable around them
>Only Highborn to take pitty on him is a Squire from a lesser branch of Fossoway
>In show Dunk parties with Baratheon regularly
cmom
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:04:47 No.217727314 >>217727130
WAIT you fucking retard.
It's only page 5.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:04:48 No.217727315 >>217727291
Preston is literally the only one worth watching
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:05:20 No.217727324 >>217727245
no it doesn't.
going 1v1 and surviving the smiling knight is a significant feat.
and when was it shown a swordsman dispatching guards left and right like it's nothing? Criston Cole challenged people to 4 to 1 duel and they chickened out.
the legendary Criston Cole.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:06:14 No.217727345 >>217726950
because you touch yourself at night
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:07:20 No.217727367 >>217726975
>what's the point of living if we all die anyway
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:08:39 No.217727392 >>217727122
full of cows?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:08:59 No.217727398 >>217727291
you should watch Our Hilts Hurt, they are /our/guy
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:10:33 No.217727430 >>217727274
hint: Aerys wasn't mad.
he was portrayed as mad by the maesters. Pycelle to be exact.
lords who made fun of Tywin were given honors and Aerys was a jolly fellow.
the same shit will happen to Aegon. lords will claim he's evil but this time because he's stripping them of rights and giving it to smallfolks.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:10:41 No.217727432 >>217725853
who is the adult guy?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:10:43 No.217727433 >>217727221
Also Targs made one unified law rather than any lord who could make any crazy law they wanted. Fossoway squire is a giant tard
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:12:33 No.217727460 >>217727027
It seemed like Dunk hear something else... or am I mad??
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:14:07 No.217727489 >>217727315
>>217727291
Preston Jacobs, Red Team Review, Alt Shift X, Our Hilts Hurt, Crusader Chirs, The Critical Maester are the only ASoIaF youtubers I watch. The first three are more normie tier, the last two make actual good analysis, and OurHiltsHurt is a good wildcard/shitpost choice. The Fandome is also good, everyone else is too onions and low T. Why do you think GoT attracts liberal losers like that?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:15:42 No.217727514 >>217727183
>Westeros Football
>WFL
which region would have the best teams?
which house won the most Westerbowls?
which King would be the best player?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:17:24 No.217727555 >>217727514
>best team
Kingslanding, more variety
>house with the most wins
Baratheon
>King with most wins
Meagor the Cool
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:17:31 No.217727559 >>217727489
I only watch Preston and Alt Shift, Our Hilts is just edgy and unfunny to me
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:18:07 No.217727569 >>217727053
no he's a fan of Sonic the Hedgehog. Eggman
same as Rob Stark. Robotnik
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:21:13 No.217727643 >>217726788
that's me on the right
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:22:04 No.217727657 >>217727643
Did you drink the cider?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:22:51 No.217727679 >>217727280
>>217727109
Egg also points out that Dunk was closer and the castle too far away BUT yeah he fucked up involving Dunk
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:24:34 No.217727705 >>217727489
>>217727559
interesting nerd club are good if they can stay on topic, though one guy has an annoying laugh you have to get used to
Michael Talks About Stuff and Joe Magician are good too
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:25:37 No.217727734 >>217727555
>Maegor intercepts and runs all the way for the game-winning touchdown
>Gets tackled by seven men
>Visenya checks to see if he's alive
>"The King lives"
>Days later kills the entire Faith Militant team
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:26:43 No.217727753 >>217727195
Can I get a happy meal with an Egg toy?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:27:30 No.217727772 >>217726062
yeah
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:28:31 No.217727792 >>217727432
Quintyn ball (fireball)
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:29:02 No.217727802 >>217727705
>annoying laugh
Like Roy Dotrice's flem laugh
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