In this house Daemon Blackfyre is a HERO. End of story.

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MWAHHHH the Fossoway cider has always been celebrated for its excellence.

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Sleepy Daeron Waters is turning a blind and watery eye to Dornishmen walking freely through the marches to peddle the strangler, homosexualism, and inferior vintages in our fair realm.
The people of Westeros need a leader muscled like a maiden's fantasy to right the ship of state, someone who can deflect Rhoynar tomfoolery off his rock hard abs.

>>217744737
Is there a reasonable explanation for why Egg, Targaryen royalty, was fucking around in bumfuck nowhere on his own?
>t. non-book reader

>>217744836
yes, it was explained in the show

>>217744836
sigh

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>I'm putting together a team...

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KINO

Maelys was a fucking retard for killing cuzzo and then charging suicidally without first securing the succession should something go awry.

>>217744836
Dumb speedwatcher.

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>>217744858
will there be wine?

>>217744914
Even better, there will be Fossoway cider.

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>>217744836
He wasn't on his own, he was traveling with his older brother who is a drunkard and Egg ditched his sorry ass to go on an adventure with a real knight.

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>>217744858
KILL THEM ALL

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>>217744936

>>217744737
>(((Targaryen)))
it's Maesters and Braavosi who are jew-coded in ASOIAF, not Targs

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The real life blackfyres
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carlist_Wars?useskin=vector

>>217744954
based and applepilled

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>>217744858
Do I have time to take a shit first?

>>217744963
>educated westerners are jew-coded and rootless incestuous easterners that lost their homeland and seek to subvert or dominate western men aren't
nice try, (((faggot)))

>>217744954
>I get to potentially kill three Targs?... JUST COVER ME IN WILDFIRE AND THROW ME AT THEM!

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>>217744858
i'd love to fight Baelor again but how can i not aid a true knight in need

>>217744984
targs are just ashkenazi

>>217744737
lol that guy trooned out

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>>217744958

>>217744966
I doubt GRRM knows about the Carlists

the Aerion guy reminds me of Viserys from GoT

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>>217744858
bitchin

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Do a lot of people in Westeros smoke weed?

>>217745018
He's a stupid retard but there's no way he didn't rip it off straight from a history book because it's almost one to one with the generational civil wars.

>>217744963
>>217744984
theyre both Jews you dumb goys

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>>217744858
wheres my sistuh

Why is every prince such a little bitch? Were they really like this back during medieval times? Getting triggered by the smallest things?

>>217744906
>colour autism
I will simply say that you are fucking pitiful and need to engage with the setting beyond reading twitter posts and leave it at that.
>>217744927
Whatever you say anon. I'm sure that you and the person who got extremely confused by pre-conquest history are distinct entities

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TOTAL TARGSHIT DEATH
https://voca.ro/17SPVGXgo5GZ

>>217744966
they're based on the Jacobites thoughbeit

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Well? Why'd he do it?

>>217745170
Because she's tall.

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>>217744984
>>217744993
The story of Valyrians after the doom consists of GRRM accidentally plagiarizing the camp of saints.

>>217744737
is this the third guy from axis of awesome

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>Don't fucking scream at me
>you dumb fuck you, look at you with your stupid crown, fucking 48% body fat
>and you, you scrawny albino one eyed bastard
>fuck you guys

>>217745170
Not the whore, The Horse.

>>217745170
cause he is a true knight.

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well?

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>>217744737
>prides himself on understanding of the setting
>the extent of his knowledge is that there were civil wars, that came about because of bad kingship, and that before that there was peace
>never mind that the age of the hundred kingdoms and heptarchy that followed it was characterized by constant warfare, no balance of power, and ever-changing borders
Lol.
I guess that answers all we need to know about the intellectual quality of people who think disliking targaryens is a personality substitute.

>>217745347
>Lol.
not a word, why do girls like to capitalize it like one?

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>>217745342

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ser dunk the cute and awkward and dumb and cute

>>217745220
Don't force that blackfyre shit, they are the worst of the Ls, being inbred lizards without nukes, also bastards, also losing against OG inbreds.

it's a trainwreck of a trainwreck.

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>>217745385

>>217745393
They're cool as fuck actually

>Cripple girl who pleasures mens bums
So what really was her name?

>>217745403
based lunatic

>>217745414
Hope.

>>217745414
The duskendale bummer.

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>I promise not to get political
>1 cup of cider later...
>THEY'RE INCESTUOUS ALIENS THAT PRACTICE BLOOD MAGIC AND ENSLAVED OUR PEOPLE
lmao

>>217745363
>attempting to scry for effeminate punctuation styles in tea leaves
I could launch into an expletive-ridden tirade questioning your faculties in the style of an indignant redditor but the risible behavior speaks for itself, as I'm sure we can both agree.

>>217745405

they lost 6 times against the Targaryens. That's like 3 Balon Greyjoys of a loss.

>>217745170
Because he is a legit white knight

>>217745478
said the phoneposter

>>217745403
This man was born to be a crazed Andal warlords chopping down everything even resembling a heart tree.

>>217745393
>being inbred lizards without nukes
so Targaryens

>>217745490
That's what's cool about them. Completely hopeless forlorn hope charging to their deaths over and over again with whatever they can scrounge together ONE MORE TIME and getting completely slaughtered everytime but ooooh boy here we go again.

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The manly aspiration to take part in a hopeless charge.

>>217745518
Do you win some sort of prize if you waste my time with pointless non-sequiturs conjured up from your imagination?

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>>217745557
it was going so well till it wasn't, but i suppose it's all the same

>>217745490
The masculine urge to throw your life away in a desperate scheme to restore the king over the water.

>>217745522
but also bastards and also losing against them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH2PKQkML9Q&list=RDxPmqCVlO55k&index=5

How'd they do it bros? How'd they manage to make a good show in the big 26? I thought all was lost.

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>>217744737
This guy is a troon now btw.

>>217745490
>they lost 6 times
it's the quality of how they loss that matters to me

>>217745595
all Targaryens are bastards at this point

>>217745593
A GRIFFIN!!!!!! A GRIFFIN!!!!!!!

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>>217745590
See this is why GoT is shit. Look how much black is in this. Meanwhile in AKoT7K there's so much fucking color. GoT showrunners are lower than fucking trash.

>>217745490
https://youtu.be/SkTt9k4Y-a8

>>217745590

there it is, unlike the Blackfyres, Stannis would never attack without hopes of winning, at least cannonically.

>>217745639
Dude in dabkooz they're raped to shit in a death march they're not looking all too jolly and colourful atp

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>>217745557
ONE FINAL EFFORT

>>217745607
It’s gets more pathetic with each rebellion

>>217745679
>>217745692
fifteenth time is the charm blackfbros... ONE LAST TIME.... A LITTLE PUSH....

>>217745639

ok, not trying to defend D&D but aKOTSK happens in the spring, while the kamikaze uncannon attack is taken in late autumn, in a place as north as Stockholm.

>>217745679
He thinks he is Rhaegar’s son and will pull a Tommen if he discovers he’s a Blackfyre

>>217745678
>your clothes, banners and flags that have a BIG RED HEART become desaturated when you are tired from marching
Retard. End yourself.

>>217745661
the blackfyres won every battle and skirmish leading up to red grass, they were at Daeron's doorstep and Daemon Waters smashed the Vale and the vanguard, the battle tides turned when he got hit with Bryndens arrows after he went to help Corbray after their duel, and because Bittersteel was late Maekar and Baelor were able to pincer, saying the Blackfyres had no chance is just retarded

I think the more egregious thing about costumes in agot is that all the troops are in uniform all their little shields are the same they all have the exact same helm etc because it's just cast plastic so they do up everything the same for all the extras and its gay
they could at least do a few variations of shield motifs or a few different helmets
the ashford guards in dunk look retarded as fuck because of this also the targ guards its just gay and retarded + i hate it + it looks bad
medieval uniforms look retarded and its LOTR's fault btw

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>b-but you post f-from your phone!!1
is this really an argument in anno domini 2000 and 26?
not everyone is a neet

>>217745728
>t-the battle t-turned around when GRRM activated the plot armour from his author's pet?
im aghast with shock

>>217745692
the last one wasn't pathetic and the current one is literally winning

>>217745728
what about the other 5 times?

>>217745692
it's like the communist "one more try" of rebellions

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>>217745773
Well no, the last one was pretty sad all things considered, the fighting didn't even make it out of the stepstones lol.

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>>217745074
No Gurm is a leftist so are the show runners

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Post other characters who have made the seven.

>>217745774
Daemon's kids didn't really have the sauce

>>217745773
>the last one wasn't pathetic
They didn’t even land on Westeros
>the current one is literally winning
By larping as Targs

>>217745679
We making it out of the disputed lands with this one.

>>217745833
>By larping as Targs
stings don't it targshit

If you guys like this agot stuff wait until you find out about real life.
https://youtu.be/-i0-Mgn-8gQ

>>217745679
It will work this time, because they finally said "We are Targaryens" like Daemon should have done.

Seriously why didn't he do that? What's the point of being "legitimized" by the King if you don't take the valuable family name? Blackfyre might sound really cool but doing that was retarded.

>>217745798
anyone but barristan would've lost that fight just saying

>>217745874
? It shows how absolutely lost the Blackfyre cause is that they have to start impersonating Targaryens

>>217745074
>Why is every prince such a little bitch?
prince Baelor, prince Maekar, prince Daeron I, prince Daemon B, prince Maegor, prince Aemon, were all respectable warriors and men

>>217745925
https://youtu.be/sWqp5IJRCVw

>>217745925
what the fuck is the difference really? for all you know Daeron could've been a bastard himself, seriously what does it matter, Daemon's parents were both targaryen monarchs and he was legal member of the family, hell for all we know Aenys and Maegor might not have been Aegon I's sons

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>>217745824

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I don't like how GRRM makes the noblest purest characters always be cucked and downtrodden.

>>217745971
>what the fuck is the difference really?
Because Young Griff is pretending (actually believes himself) to be Rhaegar’s son and the Golden Company is advertising their invasion as a Targaryen restoration rather than a Blackfyre rebellion. That’s not winning.

>>217746038
look man we'll take what we can get

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We need some kinos of the andal invasion.

>>217746038
what's the difference betweent he blood of Daemon B, Baelor Breakspear, and Brynden Rivers?
and calling it a blackfyre rebellion is pointless, there are no targs to rebell against, the best revenge they can do now is take their name from them, a name that should've been theres by the decree of Aegon IV

>>217746068
What’s their relationship like?

>>217746038
yall lost the right to the name targaryen

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>>217746094
Stealing the identity of your sworn rivals is not the best revenge, it is actually extremely pathetic

>>217746163
my stone cold westerosi face when the pale brat reveals he's actually a bastard pale brat

>>217746118
Then why is the Blackfyre claimant pretending to be Rhaegar’s son, why is the Golden Company pretending to restore Daeron’s line?

>>217746139
>>217746068
baelor aurafarmer

>>217746190
convenience

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>"my lord informants report that Daemon Blackfyre missuses the rich boons you have bestowed upon him in a spirit of friendship and turns them against you to stir discontent"
>"even now he has more friends than m-I mean hosts men of martial valor and binds them to him with foaming ale and.. kingly gifts given in the hall
>"he is a false friend and a foe, a malcontent and stirrer of unrest"
>"n-no lord Brynden, my b-brother is a leal man and true"
>"ah but I see much and more, my lord, and I name him false friend and a foe"
>"harden your heart against his pretty lies and empty promises, my king, for when he speaks them his desires dwell not on kinship and loyalty but on your throne"
>"yes my lord, he seeks to hide his intent but I see that he harbors thoughts, thoughts the wise ruler would well to summon him before court and demand a full explanation for"
This is how the shit went down.

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>>217746220
What's Maekar then?

>>217746245
a seething cringe tryhard

>>217746190
you mean Aemon's line

>>217746190
>the year of our lords 300AC
>thinking the Golden Company care about internal Targ politics

its a job baby Bittersteel has been in the ground for 60 years

>>217746236
No it’s because nobody likes the Blackfyres so they have to scam Westeros into believing they are Targaryens lmao

>>217746261
I phrased it poorly I mean “the Blackfyre faction”

>>217745170
He was sipping that Fossoway cider your honor! he wasn't in control of his mental faculties

>>217746285
I dont think they give a shit, the real question would be if he is a Blackfyre how to Varys and Illyrio plan to pivot to this being a Blackfyre king not a Targ restoration

if you fags wanna argue about stuff that was never in any of the shows can you go to /lit/ or something because i want to talk about dunk and egg. NOBODY FUCKING CARES

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>>217744858
I'll bee there

>>217746341
I don’t think they plan to pivot, I think they just plan to continue with the identity theft

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>>217746163
>stealing their identity
There is not stealing involved.
Daemon Blackfyre was a Targaryen. Both his parents were Targaryens. He was legitimized and entitled to call himself Targaryen.
His descendants going by Daemon's byname Blackfyre is a misnomer on par with Alyn Velaryon's trueborn descendants (all one of them) being called Oakenfists, Baelor's being called Breakspears, and every Targaryen descended from Aegon V going by Unlikely.

>>217746369
that would be dumb

>>217745170
Imbibing vast quantities of Fossoway's finest for medicinal reasons will alleviate you diarrhea.
It will also scramble your wits and make you act unwise.

>>217746371
>There is not stealing involved.
Young Griff is literally pretending to be Rhaegar’s son, that is blatant identity theft

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>>217746342
better this way than a dead general no?

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>>217746314
DAY IN THE LIFE OF A TRVE FOSSOWAY GEEZER

>>217746417
Okay that's a separate issue on which you are right and I can only apologize.

>>217745403
I thought he pulled out the swotd to kill the other guy lol

A blackfyre stealing the Targaryen name is hilariously poetic, after all Balckfyre was the name of their sword so it's not the first time Targs lost something to them, now they will lose their throne and name

>>217745170
dunk fr fr be jestermaxxing for some low tier becky
meanwhile sigmaerion breaks her finger cause he don't care #TGTOW (Targs go their own way)

>>217746342
all this stuff will be relevant to you in season 2 but fine then

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>>217745824

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first for VALARR

>>217746371
>Daemon Blackfyre was a Targaryen
it's actually crazy that he didn't take the name Targaryen when it was within his right and supported, he was already the son of a king and queen, a full blooded Targ, and i'm pretty sure Daeron would have allowed him to call himself Targaryen, wonder why he didn't

>>217746643
>Valarr

the only honorable thing a targeryan can do for this realm is finish on his wife tits

>>217745074
Yes, actually. A lot of medieval history makes more sense when you realize that all involved parties were younger than 25.

>>217746342
> i want to talk about dunk and egg
how big do you think Dunk's penis is?

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>>217746643
he cute

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>>217746759
He speaks treason! The rotting apples have loosened his tongue and caused him to reveal a rotten heart black with treachery!
Off with his tongue!

>>217745404
He deserved to be made fun of for the goose eggs line, but I don't know what Egg was going for here.

>>217746793
Severely lacking in the anime protag hair department.

>>217746793
He looks too innocent for a jousting prince

>>217746793
looks like a western expat living in japan

Man normies are really dumb. Why is everyone confused about the bet rigging, it’s so easy to grasp

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For relaxing times...
Make it Fossoway cider time...

>>217746793
>Gets killed by a common cold.
Targshitters....

>>217745995
If you quit when the going gets tough, were you really noble in the first place?

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GROWING STRONG NIGGAAA

>>217746905
He must have been some stripe of bastard.
Everyone knows that Targaryanz got dem magic powers and sheeit.

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>>217746836
>>217746874
>>217746884
not a bad thing

>an entire episode of "im putting together a team" kino
hell yeah

>>217746643
Valar means Man in Valyrian.

This guy is named Guy in Valerian.

>>217746938
>ARE THERE NO TRUE KNIGHTS AMONG YOU?

>>217746917
>Mace crippled his firstborn by repeatedly forcing him to pull this maneuver at the age of 13

>>217746945
Guy LeDouche

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>>217746957
This scene is going to be so kino when they cut to the Dondarrian and Lannister shits being bitch ass cowards.

>>217746945
>the young prince guy
Bro's life is a footnote.

>>217746980
Dunc invented breakfast sandwiches

>>217746995
Lmfao

>>217746980
He's well versed in the art of king's landing slop.

>>217746945
Guy Targaryen, sounds kind of based

>>217746793
>>217746930
A mutt, just like Rhaenyra's bastards.

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>a female directs the worst episode of the season

>>217744790
> copes and seethes daily that his oneitis is getting a daily dicking from the Dornish Chad Prince
More like the KWAB who bore the sword

any webm requests? only from the latest ep, i'm not doing the guy's dick

>>217744902
one would think a man with two heads (and presumably two brains) would be less retarded but alas

>>217747070
Egg’s song

>>217744974
>Any decent place to shit
>"no not really"

THERE'S A FUCKING CASLTE RIGHT THERE! FUCK YOU THEY HAVE A PRIVY! Dumb cunt writers GODS I need some fossoway cider

>>217747070
Dunk punching Daeron and the follow up kick to his face.

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Aerys' kingsguard sucked ass, Jaimie was fucking right putting down the mad king.

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>>217744737
He's a tranny now.

>>217747070
can you do subs?
raymun sperging out about targs

>>217745021
>both abused their younger siblings
>both called themselves the Dragon
>both died ironically
yeah checks out

>>217747110
>dunk
>interfering in a perfectly good rape
This ser has lost his control of his wits to the Manderman's concoction.

>>217747062
nice fanfic

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>>217747110
>if jon had been there

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Your Grace, the High Septon has ruled that all men should have the right to invoke trial by combat. His reasoning being that all those on earth are deserving of the Father's justice. He also says that, like high-borns, they are able to name a champion. Your Master of Laws says such a decree is one only you can make. What shall be done?

Also, as you know, your son and heir has a tendency to disguise himself as a commoner to sneak into alehouses and hear what the smallfolk say of the royal family. While doing so, he got into a fight with an innkeeper who struck your son so hard he lost a tooth. Those who witnessed it claim your son started the fight when he accosted the innkeeper's daughter. Though, your son's companions, Ser Jon Fossoway and Ser Meryn Peake, claim the innkeeper started the fight. The innkeeper claims he would have never fought your son had he known he was royalty. What say you?

And finally, the small council wishes to know what is to be done with the aging Lord Commander of your Kingsguard, Ser Lucas Wylde. While nearly 70, he's still one of the deadliest swordsmen in the Kingdom, and yet his mental state is questionable. Last year he mistook you for your sire, King Anonbert. We all laughed at the time, thinking it was a joke, but now I wonder. It's also been reported that at the last Kingsguard meeting he sat at the foot of the White Shield table, forgetting briefly that he was Lord Commander. Your thoughts?

>>217746759
*sister

>>217747110
Based as always Dunk. Now there's a man I'd like to have a pint of Fossoway Cider™ with.

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>>217747070
Baelors reaction to Aerion before and after his 'victory'

>>217747070
Can you do prophecy lady scene

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>>217745270
Unlike the incesteous aliens. Only egg is except for thar hiccup at summerhall.

>>217744984
>racial supremacist family from an empire built on oppressing brown people, obsessed with their silver blonde hair, with red and black banners, that are named targARYAN
>jews
GRRM didn't even try to hide that the Valyrians are fantasy nazis, are you retarded?

>>217745679
>blackfyres reduced to pretending to be Targs to get a win
SAD!

>>217747110
>GRRM made up all this shit years into the series to try and give Jaime a redemption acr
>blows up any sympathy for the Targs during the rebellion, creating plot holes all over the place
what a retard

>>217747494
GoT really was shit.

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>>217747433
What's the ABV of Fossoway Cider™?

>>217747506
don't worry, when the blackfyre takes the throne you can claim a minor victory that he is using the targaryen name for optics

>>217746793
this nigga plays a human male warrior

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I want that fucking sandwich

>>217747494
>all ned's kids have direwolves
>explicit attention is drawn to the fact that Robb's build is like Ned's even if his hair/eyes are different
>focus is put on how many of Robert's bastards are even similar to him in personality and temperament
>myrcella obviously conceived when Robert was fighting the Greyjoys
weak cope

>>217747590
Jon looked like a trve Stark bvll, like his uncle Brandon. Robb and Ned were pussies.

>>217747541
>you can claim a minor victory that he is using the targaryen name for optics
They are using more than just the name

>>217746980
>geese eggs
I never had those. Do they really have that much yolk?

>>217747334
Jon is half-wilding at this point, he'd tell his Grandma to toughen up and kill Aerys herself if she didn't like who stole her

>>217745170
Dunk knew his squire was the brother to him and wanted to get in one free ass whooping on a royal

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Mmmmmm…Fossaway Cider

>>217747611
not really, the sword and the golden company belong to blackfyre, not targaryen

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>>217747657
Nothing better for sleep ailments than Fossoway Cider™.

>>217745414
Betty Bum Basher

>>217747684
Are you actually retarded, they are pretending that Young Griff is Rhaegar's son and that they are restoring the Targaryens because Westeros hate the Blackfyres

>get mad that the next episode isn't out early
>it is coming out early tho
>so I guess I can't be mad

>>217747408
BURN THEM ALL
BURN THEM IN THEIR HOUSES
BURN THEM IN THEIR BEDS
BURN THEM ALL

>>217747721
>because Westeros hate the Blackfyres
source?

Who would win in a power struggle for their house? Lyonel or Stannis Baratheon?

>>217747768
The Blackfyre Rebellions

>>217747272
Maron Martell fucked his oneitis on the daily and his impotent rebellion was put down by bloodreddit.

>>217747797
Lyonel since he's much more sociable.

>>217747800
>The Blackfyre Rebellions
you mean the wars were targaryens needed aid and most of the major houses shrugged in response?

>>217745595
>It was said at court that Aegon spent ten nights with Rhaenys for every night he spent with Visenya. On the nights that Aegon was not with her, Rhaenys surrounded herself with comely young men. It was rumored that she also entertained some in her bedchambers
literally all Targs are bastards born from Rhaenys getting gangbanged by singers and mummers. Hence why they are almost all weak twinks going forward

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>>217747610
It would be funny if it was a simple case of noble genes favoring the maternal line, Jon, the Stark kids & the Lannisters all look like their mothers.

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Living an oppressed life under the rule of incestuous alien freaks? Sounds you need to relax with a nice bottle of Fossoway's finest

>>217747797
Imagine how disgusted Stannis would be at Lionel, the faces he would make.

>>217747816
The wars where the Blackfyre claimants lose in increasingly pathetic ways

>>217747809
>Maron Martell fucked his oneitis
what is this fanfic? that happened more than decade before Daemon even decided to rebel and in the time between he went on to have a shit ton of kids

>>217747797
Definitely Lyonel
source: The War of the Five Kings

Why can't Targs just get along?

>>217747883
They don't cum on their wives' tits.

>>217747872
calling what Daemon had for Dany 0.5 oneitus is a bit dishonest, now what Robert had for Lyanna, that was oneitis

>>217745896
Jaime would have slaughtered him (had he been born) GURM told me so

>>217745366
why is it so dark?

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>>217747883
take a wild guess

>>217746459
nah he was just aura farming

>>217747920
Jaime wasn't born yet, if he was he could've beaten Maelys, hell he probably could have beaten Daemon as well if he had one of those valyrian steel swords too

>>217747943
What the fuck is wrong with the little nigga on the left?

>>217747937
melanin

>>217747943
>a mexican and a star wars sith alien
Can bookfags explain?

>>217746681
>and i'm pretty sure Daeron would have allowed him to call himself Targaryen, wonder why he didn't

i'm guessing Daemon didn't want to fuck with Daeron's rule, Targaryens and some targ shits here like to forget it was Daeron and Bloodraven who started the war, not Daemon

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What really happened at Summerhall?

>>217747883
because they are a bunch of inbred freaks that managed to flee the well-deserved doom of their civilization like roaches, but not even capable of bringing anything good from it in the process
>don't know how to make valyrian steel
>don't know any of the valyrian sorcery
>can't make indestructible dragon roads
>can't create structures from fused stone
>only things they have is dragons and they kill them in under 150 years, too retarded to even know how to hatch more
Targs are a fucking joke

>>217747832
Underrated.

>>217748019
What if something good happened? That would be a nice surprise :)

>>217748019
It was an inside job. Eggy would never do something so horrible.

>>217747996
I cannot deal with these Blackfyre retards and their headcanons anymore

>>217748021
When you put it like that, they really did fumble the bag. They were given the keys to a ferrari and crashed it.

>>217747920
>>217747958
>jaime
>glorified hostage in the red keep during robert's rebellion
>sits out Greyjoy rebellion to fuck Cersei
>first actual battle he gets tricked by a 15 year old and taken hostage
>only kills are 3 Northern teenagers who had never seen battle before, and the mad king
lmao, he would have shit his pants facing Maelys. He's a complete fraud who has barely fought outside the training yard and tourneys. Tyrion has more kills and has fought in more battles than Jaime kek

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>>217747984
King Aegon IV slept with alot of women, some of those women belonged to rivaling families so you had mistresses and their children hating each other despite being half siblings

King Aegon only had one legitimate son (Daeron who was 10 years older than the kids here and not in the picture) and a bunch of bastards

this image contains Aegon IV's bastards (on the left) who grew up along side Daeron's sons (on the right) guy in the middle is their trainer

the mexican one is Baelor who is in the show, he is half dornish and took after his mother more than his brothers did.

the sith alien is Brynden Rivers (bloodraven) sorceror and the old guy attached to a tree in game of thrones

from left to right

Brynden (Bloodraven), Aegor Rivers (Bittersteel), Daemon Blackfyre, Quintyn Ball (fireball), Baelor Targaryen (Breakspear), Maekar Targaryen, Aerys Targaryen, and Rhaegel Targaryen

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>>217746793
yeah he is

>>217748049
which part was headcanon

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>>217748019
dont
just dont

>>217748021
>>217748113
targs were seen as the lowest of the dragon lords of valyria, they were unironically fucking backwater hicks who lucked out that they were exiled from the empire before their nation blew up

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>>217748019

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>>217748019
A story for another time.

>>217748190
heh

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>>217747143
what a pain in the ass this was. worth it though, i love this guy

>>217748019
Dunk farted so hard near a torch that all or Summerhall burnt down

>>217747408
I drink a gallon of wildfire and transform into a glorious golden dragon

>Your Grace, the High Septon has ruled that all men should have the right to invoke trial by combat. What shall be done?
Let the high septon have his way. Dragonfire shall be the crown's champion for all matters great and small then we'll see how many unruly peasants truly choose a trial by combat.

>Also, as you know, your son and heir has a tendency to disguise himself as a commoner to sneak into alehouses and hear what the smallfolk say of the royal family.... What say you?
Why the fuck is my son hanging out with a fucking Peake when I ordered that traitorous bloodline executed years ago? I will first swallow the Peake cunt whole and then I will use my giant dragon cock to fuck my son's whore wife and threaten to do it once more if he keeps pretending to be a drunk peasant.

>And finally, the small council wishes to know what is to be done with the aging Lord Commander of your Kingsguard, Your thoughts?
I offer Ser Lucas a private party in honor of his many years of service and since I know that he is an honorable man that will not accept retirement or to be released from his vows. I assign him the noble duty of "guarding" my aged mother and aunt at Dragonstone while also having the finest maesters and septas attending his needs in old age. He will still be Lord Commander in name until he dies but the main Lord Commander duties will now be Ser Prickon's.

>>217748038
aw that WOULD be nice

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>>217747462
these are dumb and i'm not doing them

>>217747439
somebody already did both

>>217748204
I love how this little comfy show get real for a second.

>>217748113
He did fight in the ironnigger rebellion but Robert, Ned, Stannis and Barristan were the main reasons for the victory.

>>217748019
Blood sacrifice gone wrong

>>217748253
>I drink a gallon of wildfire and transform into a glorious golden dragon
no way am I bending my knees to a literal a monster who-

>Why the fuck is my son hanging out with a fucking Peake when I ordered that traitorous bloodline executed years ago?
Never mind, this guy is alright

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>>217748204
based, thanks anon
i love him too, and dunks face of horror makes it so much funnier

>>217747943
that nigga straight outta star wars LMAO

>>217748204
TRVTH VVILDFIRE
he's so fucking based

>>217748204
Will his change his mind about targs when he sees Baelor taking Dunc's side?

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>bloodraven vs daemon discourse
you guys are retarded if you can't see that the big twist george was gonna pull for the blackfyre rebellion was that Brynden loved Daemon the most of his brothers but had to kill him and his sons for some future 5D chess manuever in the future, painting both characters as tragic but it's all just fanfic cause george ain't ever making more dunk and egg or fire and blood 2

>>217748335
he looks like nick mullen, my best friend

>>217748453
true, georgie boi is hard at work on winds of winter. he'll no doubt finish that in a jiffy and then be carry on to a dream of spring for the next three decades, no time to finish the rest.

>>217747943
pretty sure he's responsible for everyones death here

Prince Baelor was the first born
Prince Maekar sprang out last
Daemon was the bastard, so they kicked his bastard

GRASS is green in summer
green grass I adore
but grass is red all over, when you kill a rebel

HORSES die in battle
this battle was the front
Blackfyre's not a trueborn, he came from the wrong

COUNTRY was in peril
The Anvil was a rock
The Hammer smashed the bastard, with his giant veiny

HOST OF DORNISH SPEARMENNNNN

>>217748476
>Dunc, what if a Dornishman was gay and retarded?
>hahahahaha hell yeah dude

>>217748424
When Baelor dies he will instantly cum on camera

>>217748497
>song about glazing targaryen dynasty
>talks about the superiority of dornish cock
i hope Baelor the blessed and Daeron are burning in the seven hells

>>217748538
Isn't the Hammer meant to be Baelor?

the run time for the entire first season is 3 hours and 27 minutes

they could have just made 2, 73 minute episodes

>>217748557
yeah and?

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It's been 4 years and I still haven't forgave GRRM for making Velaryons black for NO GOOD apparent reason. Just messed all of Valyria's eugenical lore up because of DEI.

>>217748570
er, 3

>>217748293
>He did fight in the ironnigger rebellion
there's zero evidence for this in the books. No memories in his POV, no mention of it in the white book, nobody in other POVs talking about him fighting despite mentioning randoms like Hodor's father being at Pyke kek.

>>217748453
>future 5D chess
>sit in a tree and use a raven to give vague advice but do essentially nothing to prepare for the White Walkers
Bloodraven is either a retard or working for the White Walkers, there's no other explanation

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>>217748557
baelor the blessed is the reason why targaryens are half dornish going forward

>>217748603
GRRM had nothing to do with it
He "approved it" but what was he supposed to do during the height of wokism and george floyd, tell them to fuck off with their nogs? I wish so as well but then he's cancelled and there's no show
it simply is what it is
also the man is a raging liberal. But he didn't think to make them black in his book and we all know why

>>217748632
if that's true then i will take back what i said and switch to team blackfyre but i trust he has a plan anon

Modern society is so fucking gay I can't even compete in a tourney in an attempt to attract a woman
>play sports
literally homosexual, fuck off

why does the kids hair not grow back? its been several days in the show and he hasnt shaved it again once

>>217748632
>or working for the White Walkers
that would end up being do fucked up for everyone who died along the way

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>ser Arthur Dayne, ser Oswell Whent, it is time I tell you of my prophetic dragon dreams and what I must do to save the realm. You must support me in this or the world is doomed
>sers, I must bare the heavy burden of breeding this prime 15 year old Northern girl, for the sake of the world!
>prophecy demands I plap Lyanna Stark for months straight to ensure pregnancy no matter what, even if the realm burns. I take no joy in this duty fate has put on me
>I simply have NO CHOICE but to kidnap and plap this northern tomboy, you must understand
>there is no time to write letters, explain the situation to her family, overthrow my mad father, or do anything else. We must ride to Dorne with her, only stopping long enough on the journey for me to breed her fertile womb at least 3x daily to ensure the 3rd head of the dragon is born
>trust me sers, it came to me in a dream
kingsguard decided to go along with this plan

>>217748731
I was going to say we haven't seen people piss or shit either but uhh

>>217748691
>we all know why
Elaborate Ser Anon

>>217748769
we're all big racists

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>>217748731
funny cause in the comics his grows back in like a day

I'd definitely be a rich and powerful Lord if I was in the world of ASOIAF, not the pathetic loser that I am in this one

>>217748611
I was sure that there was something written somewhere about him fighting the Greyjoys but you are right, there isn't. This just makes Jaime a bigger fraud than Ryam Redwyne.

Can't believe fucking D&D are the only ones that bothered to give him some actual war feats.

>>217748729
Even if there were tourneys to win the affection of women, Chad would unhorse you on the first lance and crown you're waifu as the queen of love and beauty.

>>217748867
no he wouldn't I'm the main character
>then why aren't you chad in real life
it's complicated, I'm on a different storyline

>>217748019

(((Maesters)))

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Don't forget to grab yourself a refreshing bottle of Fossoway Cider™

>>217748924
>trusting maesters and fucking septons for your Valyrian blood magic ritual to revive the dragons they hate
egg deserved death for being a retard if nothing else

>>217748974
name five (5) retarded things Egg did

>>217748204
Is no one going to acknowledge that the Targaryens did not enslave anyone and that they LITERALLY converted to faith of the Seven and adopted almost all of westerosi custom bc they cared to fit in?

Am I the only one with any media literacy?

>>217749001
Gave smallfolks rights x5

>>217749021
while you are TECHNICALLY right the Fossoway boy is being a hyperbolic whiney baby. When Egg was giving more rights to the small folks the Lords called him a “bloody-handed tyrant intent on depriving us of our gods-given rights and liberties”.

Does Ser Arlan really have that big of a peenor or was that cgi? I feel very insecure about myself

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>>217748935
that guy looks like he thinks about treason