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MWAHHHH the Fossoway cider has always been celebrated for its excellence.

Why weren't the starks invited?

THEY'RE INCESTUOUS ALIENS, DUNCAN. BLOOD-MAGICKERS AND TYRANTS WHO HAVE BURNED OUR LANDS, ENSLAVED OUR PEOPLE, DRAGGED US INTO THEIR WARS WITHOUT A MOTE OF RESPECT FOR OUR HISTORY OR CUSTOMS EVERY PALE-HAIRED BRAT THEY SADDLED ON US HAS BEEN MADDER THAN THE LAST, GODS KNOWS HOW

>>217741213
There was a strict one giant cunt policy.

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>>217741217
Ah yes, Westeros was truly better off when every single one of the Seven Kingdoms was at war one another

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>>217741217
Have a WEBM, Anon.
But I suspect that you already did, mayhaps...

Reminder
Ale > cider
Cider is for women and children.

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>>217741255
Billions must drink cider.

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Even the little children dunk. It must be done. Those incestuous godless niggers must hang

When did Summer Islanders and Yitish start to immigrate to Westeros en masse?

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George Lucas is an incestuous alien!
He ruined Star Wars, Dunk!

>>217741276
Besides the eye color, he really looks like young Jay.

>>217741213
They have better things to do than travel all the way to the south of Westeros for a second rate tourney.

>>217741213
That's like a 2 month ride to ride to The Reach from The North

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>>217741267
>Even the little children dunk. It must be done.

>>217741233
It did a fine job of trimming away raging imbeciles destined to die face down in a fight over the rights to be king of a muddy ditch without a name somewhere in the riverlands who would instead go on to plague Westeros with their odious presence.
It took not a generation after Targaryen rule ended for the westerosoids to return to their natural state of hitting each other with clubs in the riverlands.

>>217741255
I thought this until I started to spend time in the english country side with those unkempt limey cunts drinking dry cider and eating sausages all day and ITS FUCKING DELICIOUS

What's the Day of the Rope equivalent for Total Targaryen Death?
The Day of the Apple Grinder?

GODS episode 3 is so fucking good.

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>>217741386
Right, give it here

>>217741157
I unironically love asshole midgit characters.

No Blackfyre fucking shits allowed

>>217741435
Day before the day 14 million Westerosi retards die in fight over a banana.

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>>217741435
day of the warhammer

>>217741512
Literally my most favorite piece of fanart for anything ever.

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Do great series have generals that host the same posts like TAOOBA and Mario Naharis again and again and live whole days before next bake?
i think not

/got//hotd/ wasn't gifted with writing or restraint, /got/ was arrogant, lazy
/hotd/ whored and pandered, it was a hard series not to hate by the end, ruled the catalog for nigh on 16 years and it was still forgotten

what chance do i have, truly?

/got/ was good to me, /hotd/ weren't family to me but it kept me like we were

they raised me be an honorable general and all these other generals still can't even remember his name

his name was /got/hotd/, and i am his legacy (/dunk/)

Friday
we will show the catalog what his hand has wrought

>>217741567
>Friday
Thank the Seven for the Superbowl.

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>>217741536
I remember someone from /got/ making a huge print of it to hang it on his living room wall

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https://voca.ro/17SPVGXgo5GZ

>>217741435
Storming of the dragon pit.

>>217741217
>Uh hello, based department?

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>>217741217
Based.

>the only honorable thing a targeryan can do for this realm is finish on his wife tits

>>217741754
>the only honorable thing a targeryan can do for this realm is finish on his sister's tits
ftfy

I will not tolerate treason from a house only known for its apples

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>>217741754
They should've gone for the kill and said his sister's tits.

>>217741768
>>217741798
they should have but at this point they kind of stopped the sister marrying for a few generations now

>>217741602
It's a beautiful art and I probably would do that myself if I wasn't a targ loyalist.

>>217741794
>I will not tolerate treason from a house only known for its apples
And what are you going to do about it? Call your dragons?

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how would you have saved them?

>>217741868
Bake a pie
fire > apples

>>217741247
you can hear his stupid accent without the sound. INCESTSHES ALIANS DONKEN

>>217741878
rhaegel was unsalvagable

>>217741794
Send in the Bees, boys!

>>217741602
How do you even defend against a warhammer? seems fucking bonkers

>>217741878
Bloodraven is responsible for a third of the deaths here

>>217741794
>lessons in great power politics from the apple flavored pissants who can't go 5 minutes without causing a permanent familial rift
Damn those aliens coming into our war-torn wasteland and bringing their civilization and lack of predating warlords burning everything down.
We we're better off when the Reach invaded and counter invaded each other 15 times every decade.

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>>217741798
>dat pic
kek
Also can't believe we'll get the adventures of dunk&egg&bloodraven soon and him watching over them from afar will be canon

>>217736237
You are making some sense here.

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literally an alien

>>217741247
So this dude gets a knighthood basically by being in the right place at the right time (and also being willing to fight for Dunk)?

Why didn’t Bloodraven groom Egg’s line to be Princes of Summerhall rather than wiping out everyone in front of him in the line of succession?

>>217741916
not with a sword
spear or a halbert

>>217741157
>Preston hates this actor and this scene and talks about how much he hates this this little person multiple times
between this and some of his racial statements I'm surprised he's such a lefty

>>217742013
>this dude gets a knighthood basically by being in the right place at the right time
That's how most promotions happen

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STANNIS

>>217742060
He’s full of contradictions
His kids are mixed race too

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Fucking rekt

>>217741916
Real life warhammers we're much smaller than Robert's. Robert's is a ridiculously oversized one that's canonically so heavy that Ned could barely lift it. Prime Robert is probably the second strongest character alive at the time, just behind the Mountain

>>217742100
Based jousting hooligans

>>217742060
Why does he hate the manlet?

>>217742060
Do they look similar by chance?

>>217741233
they still are except they fight for Targ civil wars

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>>217741878
The NKVD don't want you to know this but you can turn every frown upside down by simply throwing the budding thought-crime investigator from a castle wall before he unpersons you.

>>217742119
he hates how he delivered the line and points out that Dunk couldn't see the banners because the riders were still in the forrest at the time.

though I'd wager if the little person who doing a little dance and had a squeaky voice Preston would have been applauding

>>217741247
reminder this was after a single sip of cider

>>217742171
>has a book at a sword sparring session
was he casting magic spells at them?

>Lyanna stark, the woman mind.

Betrothed to your brothers best friend Robert Baratheon, storm's ends heir, a tall strong and handsome lord that all the girls want, and who loves you.
Hear that he had fucked some whores, therefore you are not certain if he will cheat on you when you are married insted you fall for a prince that looks like a sissy and who is ALREADY married with 2 children. He swoons you away into the south and fucks you while your biggest brother is strangled to death trying to resuce your father who is burning alive, they were just asking where you were?
This results in your brother and Robert starting a rebellion ending the line of your sissy lover who was killed by robert and now you are bleeding to death after you have given birth to a little wolf/dragon bastard mutt.

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>>217741247
Learn to joust first apple boy.

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More cider, your grace?

>>217742218
learn to not have a tree up your bussy cuckraven

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>>217742154
Targaryen civil wars are once in a generation affairs with limited causalities
Pre-conquest history consisted of everyone invading everyone all the time.

>>217741255
THIS ANON FUCKS HIS SHEEP

Niggas named wate and yorkel

>>217742202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oWAb5NVALw
>heh how foolish of you kinsmen
>when you were studying the blade I mastered the arcane arts

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>>217742182
Fossoway cider!

>>217741247
Didn't the targaryen conquest respect the faith of the seven, the customs of each kingdom? How does this dude now about blood magic of old valyria? Did he watch the show? Also some Targs were good and some were bad hence the gods flipping a coin that Varys said.

>>217742100
That was so funny. I actually loled when I watched, fucking cunt.

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>>217742295
This is happening right after the blackfyre rebellion, where a bunch of people died due to some dragonlords arguments.
before that you had the Dance
these lizardfucks are all retarded

We need more scat scenes

>>217742100
>Me at a college football game when an 18-year-old drops a pass

>>217742295
Maybe there was a Fossoway maid cleaning Viserys' scale model of the Valyrian blood ritual pits. Next to the tapestries of human-animal hybrids created by cursed blood rituals.

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>>217742325
>behold as I thespianize

>its a 7 Targ cousins/uncles/siblings die in accidents/flu outbreaks chapter

lazy fat man

>>217742295
>Didn't the targaryen conquest respect the faith of the seven, the customs of each kingdom?

no, they just paid it lip service

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>>217742383
Jaehaerys' bitch retard daughters kept dying all over the place.
If I were him, I'd be hitting that bottle of Fossoway hard cider every night.

>>217742425
No man in the castle was safe from his slutty daughters. Especially his sons.

>>217741213
a) too far away
b) they have no knightly tradition there, except in White Harbour, whose lords are refugees from the Reach

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they dont have the balls to film this

>>217742425
Yeah, he kept throwing them from horses and forcibly inseminating them at the age of 14.

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>>217742383
Riiiiiiight….the “flu” and “accidents”

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>>217742447
Him personally dispatching the man who despoiled his daughter in a duel was based.
>>217742457
Go back to Tumblr.

>>217742383
That happens when you make up a bunch of bastards and extended family and you don't know how to get rid of them. Dany being the last one left in the original story and fat man just just making shit up later on to write other books without any planning at all put him in a corner.

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>So he's going to become king?
my boomer dad asked after the prophecy scene
>mfw I reply "that's pretty unlikely, given how far down he is on the family tree"

>>217742455
they dont even have the right show to film this

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Why is incest seen as so bizarre and weird in westaros when half of all the kingdoms is filled with rapers and people still practice the tradition of the first night where their king fucks their wife

>Ew INCEST!?
>Why yes M' Lord, plz undress and fuck my wife

>>217742482
>the idea that you shouldn't pimp out a physically stunted woman as a broodmare is somehow a tumblr opinion
The proof, as they say, is in the pudding, my dear wiki reader.

>>217742499
Id imagine F&B equivalents for the Starks, Arryns and Baratheons would be the exact same, and maybe Greyjoys and Tullys idk

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>>217742455
I already made a movie of this in my head and it was kino, don't need to actually see it.

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>>217741602
>game will never be release because CMON is dying
FUUUUUUUU

Why is his dick so big?

>>217742535
>people still practice the tradition of the first night where their king fucks their wife
Id hardly call northernern savages “people”

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>ALL FUCKING TARGS MUST FUCKING HANG
What did he mean by this?

as a kid/teen I was a swordfag but I have finally grown into a warhammer chad

>>217742568
Robert Baratheon has cucked half of Westaros with his seed in everyones bed chamber

>>217742576
The cider was making him emotional.

>>217742555
Good riddance.

>>217742576
>shows up with a gang of armed dudes in case there's a chance to gut some fucking targs

>>217742590
wasnt the first night though, was just banging slurs at weddings

>>217742576
Fucking based

>>217742576
>Wyrms.. the mortal enemy of the apple

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They nailed the armors so fucking much, it's crazy

>>217742455
Poor Aerea, Tyrell jews got another one.
Also Balerion is a big stupid for flying her to that smoking shithole.

>>217742622
Keked and checked.

>>217742576
>they took our lordship Dunk, they took our razors and our siccors and they made me wear this yeeyee looking ass hair and beard as a joke
>they should all fucking die

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>>217742625
the horse armor is kino too
Aerion dressing his horse up like a dragon is hilarious

Is the guy we saw as Blood Raven in HOTD also playing Blood Raven in DunkenEgg?

>>217742622
Lel

>>217742622
lol

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>>217742625
>>217742663
why does every shot from this show look so low-budget, miserable, and amateurish?

for comparison, this shot from an unserious pisstake of a film

>>217742625
They finally gave us lore accurate Kingsguard armour too, I love it

Who will be all the Seven gods Dunk encounters? We know for sure we've seen the Smith, warrior and crone.

>>217742625
power ranger mandalorian lookin ass

>>217742653
I will have you know that is a very smart look in Milwaukee, Wisconsin

>>217742719
John Cena?

>>217742603
completely based westerosi loyalist

>>217742719
The puke filter doesn't help

>>217742719
It's a tv show
You're a cunt

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>>217742600
Wrong, I need this, then they can die.

>>217742625
George had enough of the bullshit.
Shame the show still isn't as colourful as if hope, but we've only been in one tiny spot

>>217742625
based we love COLOR

>>217742227
Kek

fuck me this show is good
even better than early got

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>>217742227
you can bet your ass Robert would love to have this dude around
would probably make him a kingsguard just so they could shit over targs together

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>>217742663
>mfw I kill your horse for fun

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>>217742927
his armor goes so hard

>>217742927
>brightflame
>the flames are dark

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Who is this guy in the books?

>>217741247
>supported the Greens during the Dance
>virulent anti-Valyrics
>sweared fealty to Stannis after Renlys death despite being a Reach house and having no apparent personal connection to him
Are the Fossoways cringe or based?

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>>217742719
based a knights tale enjoyer

>>217742947
Shame the actor looks like shit
I don't like short hair targs

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>>217742987
dunno anon, every single one of those points are based so can you connect the dots yourself?

>>217742994
I typically don't and it's definitely a different vibe than a vain long haired autist, but it's grown on me. There's enough long haired targ autism in other shows, and the short hair stands out now. I like it
I get why one wouldn't tho

>>217742987
They are about to be extinct in the male line, is what they are.

>>217743060
>Fossoways
not the green apples
the red apples

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WIth how dogshit Hotd turned out I'm glad dunk is kino.

The best thing about Egg is that he's a bit derpy looking, no offense to him, but imagine if we had a Bran or Lucerys situation, the pedoposting would be out of control

For me, its Dunk and Egg making a sandwich together

>>217743109
He looks like a cancer child
Like a advertisement for St. Jude

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do not mock the dragon

Anyone make a webm of the finger snapping?

>>217741157
THE BANNERS WERE BEHIND THE TREES

>>217742719
KINO

how many asses did Alice shove her fingers up?

>>217742983
just some steward

>>217742535
rape and first night shit doesn't beget genetic abominations, it's just good sense.

>>217743202
Pour out a libation of Fossoway the finest cider for the dornish slattern. Her bottom line has been decimated as she can only service 9 men a time now.

>>217743115
Was it implied that it made them sick?
>Then why have I been throwing up?
>Yeah.. it's a mystery.. *sarcastically*
>Camera cuts to buying eggs and making breakfast
But then Egg didn't get sick so I don't get if it was implying that or not

>>217743280
He's sick from being nervous retard

>>217742719
>a film
Knight's Tale is the best jousting film in existence and you bring it up like it's a bargain bin find at Blockbusters. Dishonest.

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>>217743254
>ill-conceived lust doesn't beget abominations
Sometimes a bastard says something so baseborn you just have to hit him with that Cat stare.

>>217743294
Why did egg say "it's a mystery.." so sarcastically tho

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TAOOBA

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So House bucket-spitter wants Dunk to win the fight against the son of the guy behind the tourney, so why is Dunk conflicted again? I thought he wants to win?

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3 episodes in
not a single hot babe yet

>>217743280
Dunk's panic attacks manifest as gastrointestinal distress.
Why do you think he started shitting at the start of the show when he decided he would become a knight and ride in the tourney?

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>>217743254
Targs have been breeding with each other for longer than Westaros has been a kingdom

They don't have genetic defects like downies.
If anything, only when they started breeding with the Andals did they start to get genetic issues like Schizo and Madness

>>217743321
Because it's rigging it and it's dishonorable. Some no name loser versus the best in the kingdom. Most people bet on the best knight, but the best knight knowingly loses, they bet against themselves, make money
It's dishonorable because it's not a real earned victory.

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>>217743280
he's been throwing up from the stress. He thought he was fighting on that day and was scared.
Egg was being sarcastic

>>217743335
I understand that, but they edited that sequence like it was a cutaway gag and Egg speaks as if it's a cutaway gag. If it wasn't, it's just a bit odd

>>217743335
>Dunk has hemorrhoids

>>217743321
Dunk is a moralfag, but like forrest gump, him being a moralfag is what makes him walk into success like a sort of righteous and virtuous mr magoo

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>>217743307
The commoners should be thankful for a nice booster shot of noble blood to their family and the raped should thank the Mother for a chance to raise more offspring in the light of the Seven.
May the Crone grant you wisdom anon, for you much need it.

>>217743381
every time I see this guy, I hear this in the background:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDxqVtlacyQ

>>217743310
because he knows Dunk is a based retard and nothing can be done about it

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Are Targaryen's actually aliens though?

Even in Essos they're fucking weird and don't fit in with the rest of the brown people

>>217743337
>targ propaganda

We have no actual record of how it went down in Valyria other than what the Targs say, for all we know they had throngs of downie targs hanging about

>>217743466
They're aliens in the old meaning of the term: they're strangers, they don't belong in Westeros.

>>217743403
Indecent nonsense like this is the exact reason for why the Tyrells have to fend of a thousand claimants sprung from the green and rashy loins of sordid gardener kings

>>217743485
they shoulda built the Wall on the Narrow Sea instead of the North

I'm sorry but what the fuck happened to the legacy of the Ratcatchers? Not a single mention about how Aegon slaughtered them? Innocent men? And hanged them from the walls for the public to see? A fucking hecking dog was whimpering?

Why do Kingsguards look retarded in every depiction? Sure they look better than in GOT but.. they still look retarded

>>217743506
The smallfolk gather on the daily to toast the brave men who caught rats and curse Aegon II under their breath.

>>217743506
Keep watching. They mostly affect stuff in Daenerys’ timeline.

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>>217743506
.

>>217741916
Well in real life it does about fuck all on plate.

remember the Lannister helmets

>>217742295
Aegon took the Faith of the Seven to assimilate to his new people because he was an smart dude. Many of them took the Faith honestly as well, but still kept some beliefs of old Valyria. I suppose the stories of the magic of Valyria were known in Westeros before the Targaryens arrived, so people in general know.

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>>217743485
No but even in Essos where they supposedly come from they don't fit in
Old Ghis is filled with Brown people, Summer islander nig nogs, and arab dothraki
Yi Ti with it's Chinese people also don't account for how the fuck a blonde pale eyed incest race suddenly appeared

And not to mention all the shit with meteorites or how Dragons came from the Second Moon

Valeryia itself looks like something from a different planet entirely

>>217741864
Why be loyal to incestuous aliens?

>>217743310
You're not going to cure your autism in 4chan my boy.

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>>217743464
Would you risk it all for the ugly mutt DEI hire /tv/?

>>217743591
I embrace it. Imagine being a normie and not being able to tism out. It's all I have

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>Reddit is seething over how this guy trash-talked the Targaryens
>but they aren't calling him wrong

Is he?

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>>217743485
Valyrians are Melnibonéans with the serial number filed off.
Melnibonéans descend from space elves who came to the world with their dragons.
Valyrians came from space with dragons when the moons exploded. It is know.

>>217741233
>Westeros was truly better off when every single one of the Seven Kingdoms was at war one another
so during the reign of the (((targs)))?

>>217742576
based and applepilled

>>217742535
>the incest homosexual starts making up fantasies in his head and doing whataboutism
Because incest is for degenerate aliens such as yourself and ALL incestfags should have their fucked up inbred faces turned to mush with a fucking hammer.

>>217743586
>what blood magic dragon human breeding does to a society

Non-bookfag here, but I'm not sure why the Ashfords need to actually enlist Dunk in their plot at all. All it does is add the risk that he could snitch on them. If they plan on fixing the joust by having their kid take a dive, they can just bet on whoever goes up against him, and have him throw.

Unless they're trying to goad Dunk into challenging Ashford, thinking that he'll be a pushover.

>>217742663
The targ version of that dachshund in chainmail.

>>217742625
Well, no. They didn't at all. They look really cheap and ill-fitting.

>>217743685
Dunk is the challenger so he gets to pick who he jousts

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>>217743602

Nothing happened
Literally nothing happened in the ep and it was over
At least we got the horse shitting scene
Can the eps be an hour long thnx

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>>217743165
>do not m- ACK

>>217743734
This is what redditors unironically believe.

>>217743334
queen mommy

>>217743734
Nothing happened and yet more happened than in hotd.

https://youtu.be/Osj_ZstZDMY

>>217743709

Yeah but how does that matter? Unless they're required to place their bets on Dunk before he chooses his opponent, they can just bet on whoever challenges their guy.

The only thing that would make sense is if they think Dunk is the biggest longshot in the field, so they can get super good odds betting on him.

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>>217743669
>bro I wish we could go back the good old days when all the adjacent kingdoms would invade when the local king entered his dottage and ironborn raiders turn up when all the fighting men were slain to set my wife on fire and shove an axe handle up my butt
The westerosi peasant is a hairless ape in a drool-encrusted sackcloth tunic. He NEEDS Targaryen rule.

>>217743466
It’s a play on antisemitism

Targaryens are rootless incestuous easterners that lost their homeland and seek to subvert or dominate western men

GRRM has talked about the Jewish influence in writing them before, though he pointedly didn’t mention the inbreeding

>>217743817
wow... the dragons are the golems o algo

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>>217743501
Perhaps if Tullys were not so true to their sigil in the bedchamber, they could boast of such fertile loins as Tyrells and not have to live in a northern shitpile.

>>217743806
>when all the adjacent kingdoms would invade when the local king entered his dottage and ironborn raiders turn up when all the fighting men were slain
again during the time of the (((targs)))
ask johanna lannister

>>217743506
So weird they spent so much time on the ratcatchers but didn't have a scene of Otto bringing hundreds of cats to the red keep to take their place

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>>217743846
Otto petting a kitty might have given a redeeming quality to a character within HotD so it was disallowed

>>217743851
>beta israeli
I mean, Valyrian

>>217743868
a shame too, he's one of the few interesting characters in the show

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Realistically speaking, what would you do in this situation?

There's something missing from ASOIAF.

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Let's say they keep the adaptation on the same level until the end of the season.
Would this be the best GoT season ever made?

>>217743886
>see a targ
kill it and do the world a favour

>>217743889
Yeah an ending.

>>217743846
They cut out a bunch of my favorite scenes from the book, like Lord Beesburry getting defenestrated onto roof spikes.

>>217743910
No I mean as an universe. I think GRRM should've written more in universe songs.

>>217743900
No. Not really.
There's not that many interesting characters like in GoT

Dunk and Egg are comfy. But they're no peter dinklage

>>217743924
true

>>217743734
Try putting your phone down.

>>217743900
Nah, it's a different kind of animal.
Also considering how short each episode is and how few episodes there are, it's more like a TV mini series.

How do you guys think GOT should have ended?
I like some of bullet points martin gave but ultimately with how bad everything went.
I think the Night king should have won because of all the infighting, killed everyone in westeros.
People unable to get past differences is like a pretty simple write up
and I guess shows that titles, awards, power is ultimately meaningless if you ignore the larger picture and not work together.

>>217743841
For sure. At no point before the conquest did the Ironborn hold sway over vast continental territories while the rest of westeros bickered amongst themselves.
If only we could go back to screeching like apes and killing each other on a industrial scale over the kingswood.

>>217743900

Yes, on par with the first season, but without all the awkward moments they do to avoid having to show any actual battle scenes due to budget constraints.

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>Reddit loves the Targaryens more than /tv/ does now
>anons actively celebrate House Targaryen falling

what changed?

>>217743945
every single one he did is good though and they are a little window into the slice of life normie POV of westerosi life

>>217743910
kek

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>>217743900
i'd say yes, it really is just so enjoyable it is closer to shrek than got
that is a good thing

Does the Baratheon knight look like a full-size Dinklage to anyone else. It's freaky

>>217743965
He raped himself by writing all the high stakes bullshit with the dragons and the super rape threat beyond the wall etc the series is fun only as political intrigue and an alt medieval low fantasy setting, all of his prophecy shit falls flat because over and over he tries to discredit that kind of writing

>>217743993
lmfao
yes

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>>217743969
Team Black.

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>>217743966
>happened after the conquest too and the targs couldn't stop them, it took the lannisters and starks to do it at different times
Gee I guess we really need incestuous foreigners to subvert western nations, tax us, and then do nothing when there are problems

>>217743969
ethnonationalism arrived in westeros.

>>217743965
White Walkers win at Winterfell, many people die, John and Dany have to retreat south while Cersei tries to slow them down from the south while the white walkers advance from the north. John and Dany fight at some point because Dany's Dragon prefers Jon and she feels like she lost a child (I felt like they were implying this in certain scenes and it's a better reason for her to go mad than bells being annoying), but the white walkers make it all the way to King's Landing, everyone dies because they were too busy fucking each other over instead of working togther
You can have Cersei or someone blow up the wildfire caches to maybe kill the NK and everyone if you want. Kinda don't care at this point. I wanted it to get this far at least. Thought it was what the show/story was hinting from the start with Dany's prophecy seeing a destroyed kings landing etc.

Also Jaime fighting a blue eyed wight brienne

>>217743800
Dunk is the biggest long shot by far

>>217743969
Come out, come out, little knight. It’s time you face the dragon.

>>217744025
BlackFYRE

>>217743965
I think a lot of the things that happened in the last season of the show were fine in principle, but they were all horribly rushed and poorly done. Plots that should have happened over the course of 1-2 seasons were crammed into single episodes.

>>217743831
>first night is good because... if we Tyrells don't pimp ourselves out to the highest bidder we will get evicted from our house.
True, true; that is what will happen when the Tyrells lose the patronage of a more powerful house.
But it is why your granddaughter has 19 ex husbands and a baratheon-lannister themed tramp stamp.

>Well... Actually... We all have to work together to fight against the existential threat ! ^.^
^ ----> Everything interesting about ASOIAF dragged through the gutter due to this plot point.

>Dexter Sol Ansell on the reveal that Egg is a Targaryen in ‘A KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS’
>“It feels cool. Feels like I'm a dragon."

keep the wildfire away from this lil nigga

The dragon ought never lose.

https://youtu.be/yCodWE5V_TU
There should be more in-universe songs and tales about the epic knights and battles.

>>217743734
>Nothing happened
is this a meme?

>>217744096
yup so imagine doing all of that and then removing the pay off
Thank god they didn't do that, it turned out so much better!
>the show is bad because they did this thing they didn't actually do
lol
Also, the point would be that we did NOT work together in the face of an existential threat, the opposite of what you put, and the consequences of that.

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Where is the "Growing strong, nigga!" ritualposter? Is he alright?

>>217744035
>repeating targs bad like a mantra and pretending that the lord paramountcy of the iron islands extends from the last light to blackwater bay
Yeah 'm sorry but this is just not serious behavior.

>I am George R. R. (???) Martin and well.. Everyone is actually spiritually rotten like I am because my catholic priest touched me! And there's no good in this world and it's all raped and everyone's dark inside and kheh... Love and Honour are just children's tales. Here's a page turner about underage child rape.
What's his fucking problem.

>>217744137
yeah i guess its chill or whatever bro not like anyone's actually ever finishing this series so that's why it pays off so much more to fantasize about the slice of life

>>217744163
>Everyone is actually spiritually rotten like I am
This isn't even true, when you actually watch him he's jolly

>>217744193
he loves cunny, but then again who doesn't

>>217743969
Targaryens have always been Reddit

>IM SER STEFFON FOSSOWAY
whyd he go so hard saying his name. Alright jesus got it

Are you guys seriously still thinking about agot the show I kind of mentally tuned that out like years ago and it's clear that dunk and hotd both are unrelated to agot

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Summerhall was an outside job

>>217744218
except the greens who are 4ch

>>217744232
Because he's a literal who nobody.

>>217744161
>making random shite up when proven wrong
It's amazing how much (((Targaryen))) discourse is just them pretending not to understand things, thus making discourse impossible.

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>>217744242

George is a faggot and all of his author's pets are constantly in the wrong.
greens > blacks
blackfyres > mainline
faegon > 'dany'
bracken > blackwood (well not actually they have literally nothing going on for them which is kinda the point)

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>>217744086
Ah yes, Family, Duty, Honor. Shame the spirit of those words were not passed on to your eldest son, Tully values prove incompatible with Stark lust hm? But I'm sure pride and honour must have been a close comfort as you watched your son fall, I hear they've already made a song of it.

>>217744259
True

>>217744282
I mean it's kind of embarassing and normieish to still be thinking about a tv show that turned shitty like a decade ago instead of having moved on to the source material since presumably you care about the setting unlike a normie who just tunes into a tv show

Anon, most of the people in this general read the books and talk about the books.

yes... but not all.

>>217743965
>If I was Tyrion I would have told all the lords to chose Bran not because of a lame ass story (but because he is an omnipresent elder god who can make minds explode and has the knowledge of a thousand lifetimes.
>Part of me thinks that this was GRRM intention, but he just told D&D that bran ends up on throne with no further details, thinking they would recognize why he’d be perfect for the throne. But of course those lizard brains didn’t get it and came up with the worst reasoning possible

I wouldn't mind raping a targ. Imagine how delicate and ethereal targ girls would be irl (DEVOID OF MELANIN)

>>217744300
are you dim? Most people interested in the show enough to keep thinking of it have already read everything available, even in /got/ threads the autism mostly comes from people getting into petty arguments about stuff in the books rather than the show. There's nothing un-normeish about consuming some of the most popular books in existence today.
Shit bait post made me angry.

>>217744343
I am the closest genetically to a Targ

>>217744343
they probably evolved weird pussies like ducks because of all the incest and rape they go through

>>217744360
I'm trying to make exactly the same point you are though.

>>217741157
Is Knight of the Seven Kingdoms worth checking out if I only enjoyed the first 4 seasons of GoT? Did not watch the ending, did not watch HotD.

>>217744386
yeah sure. It's not long.

show has been great but i wish it would've just been a movie

>>217744379
Actually that shit's genuinely perfect, tight and pink with little thin and bristly see through hairs.

>>217742171
wow you saved the family and all you had to do was remove bloodraven from the picture

>>217744422
probably would work better as a movie or two part series but meh, I don't mind having something to look forward to in my pathetic life every week
Probably could have fleshed the episodes out a bit more though. But people already complain about nothing happening and filler so idk.

>>217744276
>the black line was made up by yours truly
Fucking embarrassing.

>>217744380
Shut the FUCK up.

So why did nobody just genocide the iron islanders.

>>217744461
>the black line was made up by yours truly
Cringe indeed.

>>217744470
they aren't strong enoigh to take anything valuable lords care about, nobody cares about raiding fishing villages

gunna have a nap rewatching the episode in bed :) nite nite /dunk/ (I'm working atm)

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>>217744276
>It's amazing how much (((Targaryen))) discourse is just them pretending not to understand things, thus making discourse impossible.

based and accurate

>>217744498
Just do a few passes with dragons bro lol
The Lords Paramount (North, Reach, Riverlands and Westerlands) should've just agreed to like
>YEAH OKAY WE'LL BE YOUR #1 LOYAL SHOOTERS AS LONG AS YOU RAZE THESE SHITTY NIGGER ISLANDS OVER HERE
and wooooow what do you know no more rape raids.

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>>217742100
Every time they do a close shot of the crowds they make sure 1 or 2 darkies are in the front row.

Its unnatural.

>>217744470
too much effort for nothing, you have to understand they have no loot and they aren't memorable enough to scapegoat

also i shit you not they are useless on land as a collective force, good individual fighters but they have a useless "army"

>>217744529
nobody cares about them lad, nobody cares about them killing peasants now and again, it literally doesnt enter their consciousness

>>217744529
>Just do a few passes with dragons bro lol
it's kind of weird that it didn't work on Dorne

>>217744581
Yeah but Dorne has high hills and shit the Iron Islands are like 10 isles there's literally nowhere to hide from Dragons and fleets get oneshot by dragons.

>>217744596
maybe they tried but all the islands look so much like shite that they couldn't identify any real targets

>>217744579
This is the only thing that makes sense but then again it doesn't because Harren had completely bodied the Riverlands at the time of conquest it was the KANGDOM IF THE IRON ISLANDS ++++ RIVERS
So the only thing that makes sense is that the targs thought they were too raped to be of any consequence ever again and so what you say that nobody thinks of them at all until like Balon's rebellion.

>>217742457
where does the theory of Jaehaerys abusing his daughters come from ?

>>217743969
targaryens have overstayed their welcome and have lost their cool factor and dragons (the great bastards are still cool tho) also we are in the blackfyre era now so fuck targs

>>217744485
Have you read anything even tangentially related to a song of ice and fire?
At this point I can't tell if you're a dedicated rage baiter, delusional, or extremely new.

>>217744650
statistically speaking, households that practice incest have a higher rate of child abuse too

>>217744662
>Have you read anything even tangentially related to a song of ice and fire?
Strange new tactic to switch to after discussing the fluff. You ok? Sorry if proving you wrong upset you, but your lot tend to be dishonest in discourse.

>>217743900
You guys are really enjoying this series that much? So far I think it's pretty underwhelming.

>>217743965
It should have ended with some kind of tense internal conflict between the humans while the NK advances. They all do recognize that the White Walkers are approaching and the Long Night is about to happen. They all do end up on the same 'side', and not just by having all the good guy characters team up and the bad guy characters end up dying. Danearys and Cersei and Sansa should have had a chance to have a lot of scenes together and their attempts to kill each other should have made the fight against the White Walkers more difficult. Final battle is outside King's Landing with snow all over the ground.

Normie audience would hate it though. It started out appealing to everyone who wanted a more subtle or complex show on TV, and ended up trying to appeal to the standard normie audience.

>>217744096
They didn't do that though. They had all the 'good guy' characters believe the existential threat and put aside their differences, and the 'bad guy' characters didn't.

>>217744619
>then again it doesn't because Harren had completely bodied the Riverlands at the time of conquest it was the KANGDOM IF THE IRON ISLANDS ++++ RIVERS

Harren ajd his line was ended, and replaced by a house so feeble they disowned a member for being the only one to take a major castle and not stick to fishing villages, a truly pathetic 'people '

new thread

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>>217744699
>being dumbfounded when I proclaim that harenhal is fanfiction is a strange new tactic
Are you unwell?
You either haven't read the books or exist in another universe.