They raised over 1M against their initial $20K budget goal. Holy shit. MST3K dorks showing up in full force. Kek

Felicia went back to her home desert planet.

Thank god that Joel crap is over and it's back in good hands. Did not care for those new seasons at all.

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anyone ever "play" this?

haha vroom vroom

Mike's the better riffer, Joel's the better sketch guy. Joel and early Mike had the best movies, later Mike not so much. Can't stand Pearl, Joel definitely had the better mads. Plenty of trade-offs.

>>217752334
The sci-fi era has most of my favorite episodes. The only one that stands out in my mind as a bad episode was Hamlet.

>>217751700
>Mike was not asked to return/cameo for the Netflix era episodes
>Wasn't upset because he knew they'd be shit
>Netflix era is now generally considered the worse era by fans
>They finally decide to call Mike back to salvage what is left of the franchise because RiffTrax kept blowing new MST3 out of the water
My man played the long-game and it paid off.

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>>217751700
Spoony cameo?

>>217752576
He occasionally pop into the chats of any of the several 24/7 MST3K, make bad riffs, and never respond to anyone, best I can tell, people gave up trying to talk to him and just ignore him until he tuckers himself out and leaves.

>>217752676
*MST3K streams

I’m typing this as I’m taking a shit immediately after waking up, so I’m not on my game.

>>217751700
>NuMST3K on YouTube
>besides the Mads the show is fine
Yeah /tv/ seething about the new seasons was overblown.
Wizard of the lost kingdom 1 and 2 were funny

>>217752576
maybe next year

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>Joel wanted $2 million to make 3 episodes of MST3k with a bunch of LA weirdos and basedboys
>Mike said "We'll do 4 episodes, with the original cast, for $20k"

Mikechads have been winning non-stop since 1993

>>217752864
Don't forget he wanted to upscale a bunch of old episodes. Donors weren't paying for that extra shit.

>>217751727
That's right, don't mess with us! We love MST3K and springs! Can you imagine the world without either???

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I actually liked the NuMST3K movies and riffs, even if Jonah and wifekiller and the robot’s voice actors all sucked. Felicia Day a cute as well.

>>217752424
>Netflix era is now generally considered the worse era by fans
>netflix era
what the fuck are you talking about there is no "netflix era" that shit doesn't even qualify as fan fiction

>>217752322
No.
>Frank's stomach didn't fit on the cover

>>217753144
I liked Jonah
They should have made Emily the mad scientist instead of having celebs do it
Joel wanted the show to be like SNL where they’d just move performers out every few years to keep it fresh instead of just keeping it a Gen X show making references to 1970s tv commercials

>>217753053
And radar!

I realize Mike gained weight but his face looks enormously different. Did he have surgery or something?

>>217753351
>A penny saved is a penny earned
>could you get your stomach off my desk?

>>217753601
Lmao!

>>217753601
That's what Mallon said when Frank went to his office to ask for a raise.

>>217752576
>>217752676
>>217752766
Unironically, if Joel had crowd-funded a revival 6-7 (heh) years earlier and turned the actual riffing over to Spoony and a couple of other non-Hollywood guys (either literal comedians or other decent TGWTG-era YouTubers), that would have saved both Spoony and the show.

>>217753777
>Spoony fired a week later for telling Mary Jo he wants to love her his way.

>>217753852
I'm not saying there wouldn't have been issues...

>>217753868
He was already on his way down... way down...

>>217753852
>>217753868
>>217753925
Don't.. tell me.. how to riff...

I WANT TO LOVE MARY JO MY WAY TOO
THE BEST WAY
PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP YEEEEHAAAW

Guys do you think if Crow was real (or you're in the same universe as Crow idk) you could relatively easily physically restrain him? Like if you're a grown man and you're pressing him down could he realistically throw you away and escape?

>>217753600
One word: a swarm of African bees.

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>his smile and optimism gone

>>217753957
Nah, real Crow would be as strong as a Terminator. He'd rip your weenie off.

>>217754088
Why would my weenie be out?
Also does this apply to the Kelsey Ann Brady Crow who sounds like a girl?

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>>217753925
There's a timeline where he gets away from that proto-SJW red-haired girl and doesn't go on to apologise for his earlier gay jokes, and instead gets with that black chick who was actually into him (and not hideous) - or anyone else who wouldn't control him. And where the MST3K gig nullifies his self-esteem issues as well as re-energising him/giving him focus. Of course, we don't live in that timeline.

>>217754155
>This mamma-jamma is why I can't buy a Crow Funko Pop...

>>217754292
I'm guilty of a lot of things but I'd never get off to a Funko Pop.

Top 3, for me?

Mitchell
Space Mutiny
Thepu Maman

>>217752416
Yeah that was a slog

>>217752576
At one point spoony actually had the chops to be a good comedy writer. He would have been especially good at writing for mst3k or rifftrax.

>>217753600
Don't laugh
Some teens shot him in the foot with a paintball gun while he was out riding his recumbent bicycle

>>217752729
The first season is not terrible but they talk way too much on the next two. Still there are okay episodes in all of them like The Mask and Robot Wars on the last one.

>>217752334
Please, Bobo and Brain Guy are supreme

>>217754606
>Damn kids! I'm trying to lose weight here!

>I used to be the second-best host on a Comedy Central show!

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Ditch Patton, ditch Jonah, keep Emily and maybe Felicia. If they could riff off each other like Mary-Jo and Bridget that might work.

>>217752864
>destroyer of worlds
Oh shit I forgot about that part

>>217755048
Emily should have been the mad scientist and played it as an overly friendly HR lady torturing Jonah in space

>>217754379
I'd swap out Puma Man for The Final Sacrifice
>Oh god, he's lactating!

Previous thread:
>>217737954

>>217755048
Emily, and Mega Cynthia, from their stage shows were great. Keep them. Lose Jonah and the other Hollywood phonies

>>217752416
I actually like the Hamlet episode and watch it every so often just because it gives me a rise seeing the boys roast that bad german pork filled Hamlet production.

>>217755271
Simple as!

>>217755806
Hope they do a two minute explanation at the start of the first episode to explain how mike got sent back to space

>>217754379
1. Final Sacrifice
2. Space Mutiny
3. Manos

This is fact and not up for debate

>>217755852
But they went back in time in the last episode so I suppose being shot into space for the first time is a future event now.

>>217755852
A super fast scrolling text could be funny, a la Red Dwarf

Personally I think they should just sidestep it in a comedy way, like:

>Mike doesn't know how he got there and is confused and annoyed
>Crow denies they ever left, accuses Mike of having Space Dementia
>Pearl won't explain beyond saying "Hey, I'm evil, whaddaya want?"
>Tom is initially bothered by it, but realises his underpants collection is back, so isn't willing to question it in case they get burned up in another crash

And the obvious answer to how they're back is Brain Guy, so he'd just think anyone who asks him is stupid and not worth answering.

>>217751700
>Pearl mentions starting a Kickstarter to launch a man into space to show him bad movies against his will as part of an experiment
That’s more than enough of an explanation

>>217752576
Stop mentioning this faggot. He is one of the biggest losers on the internet. How have you not moved on yet, I used to watch all his stuff and now I think hes a huge fucking faggot. April should be ashamed for sucking this mans unemployed lazy dick for years while he mooched of suckers on patreon

>>217755920
Manos is boring. They did not save it.

>>217756310
the idea of Manos has become more entertaining than the episode itself

>>217753957
There’s a cut scene from the movie where the SoL is caught in an asteroid field and the ship sustains a bunch of damage, and to save the day, Crow lifts a huge piece of debris. He’s crazy strong, but he whimpered like a pussy while he was doing it.

>>217755852
>Are you traveling solo?
>No, there are two bots with me.
>Mike... Mike Toobots. Next!

>>217756327
No, not even that. It's the one episode I won't watch because it's just too boring. Literally painting a room would be more fun.

>>217752424
>worse era
It's a non-era. It was fan fiction, not canon.
We're going right from the end of season 10 to these 4 new episodes at the end of the year, simple as that.
>but what about Mike's age and....
You should just relax.

>>217756144
>"I realized that begging a network to fund my experiments was going nowhere, so I did the next best thing: I duped a bunch of dorks on the Internet to fund them for me!"

>>217754050
He was probably the best thing about the new season, it’s just everything around him that was a disaster.

>>217751727
I mean it just seems at this point why do four. Get the rights make it happen this is the group, these people still make me laugh.

>>217756443
No, mentioning the kickstarter is gay and lame.
Stop trying to soi-ize MST3K.
You want Joel back already?

>>217755852
>Pearl: “Brain Guy, I’m bored. Hey, do you remember that basic cable thing that we used to do in the 90s? Let’s do that again. Conjure up a new SOL and send Mike and the bots up there, would ya?”
>Brain Guy: “Yup.”
>Pop
>Brain Guy: “Done.”

It wouldn’t be difficult. She basically hangs out with The Beyonder.

>>217756589
>The Beyonder.
This is part of why I still come here, for the now obscure Marvel comic references. I love you, anon. Yes, Brain Guy is basically him.

>>217752334
Pearl bobo and brain guy are based. Are the TV's Frank? No but they are all great.

>>217756620
Glad you liked it.

>>217754606
Aww. Poor Mike.

>>217756492
They might have been unsure whether people wanted more MST3k, or wanted them back doing it.

More likely I think Joel's ego wouldn't allow him to admit that the fans might like Mike more than him, and that was his cope.

>>217752686
Hmm yes, tell me more

Overdrawn at the memory bank I can't get enough of, all of the greats are great and I go back to them but overdrawn is extra comfy.
Rifftrax oblivion and oblivion 2 as well as the last shark are a few that I watched recently that were good.
Also jack frost but its called mr. Frost for reasons?

I didn't even know there was a season 13. I just watched the intro to it and it just looks depressing as fuck. Nothing but green screen and bad animation and the voices are all gay. Glad to hear Mike is saving this dumpster fire

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>>217756712
>>217740323
This whole thing being a humiliation ritual for Joel and his Netflix3k idea crashing and burning has been a treat for me

>>217755048
Lose that shitty green screen first of all

>>217756492
I love the guys, and I’d bebut I do have to wonder how much they’ve got left in the tank. They’re all hitting retirement age at this point.

>>217756791
Overdrawn is top five for comfyness, easy. Personally my most comfy is Time Chasers

>>217756819
Joel is like a Matt Groening or a George Lucas, where sure, he was the guy with the initial idea, and it was a damn good initial idea, but it was the collaborative effort of the people around him who made MST3K the thing that people loved.

The show didn’t really come into itself until Mike was firmly in the head writer chair, and making the “funny/not funny” calls.

>>217756865
The funniest bit in the promo was Mike asserting with frustration that he's "middle aged"

That said Rifftrax has been running for twenty fucking years post-MST (!) and it never had an era where people just go "Man, this sucks."
In fact the worst riffs were the ones from the very first year (another MST tradition!) when it was just Mike talking to himself alone. I'm glad that beta test drug in enough paypig bucks to rehire Bill and Kevin but even he seems to know how depressing it was; not only did he immediately stop doing it, in the years that followed the trio redid many of the movies he did solo

>>217756865
>>217756933
Middle age is like 45-60 and Mike is 61 so it's hardly a ridiculous thing to say.

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>>217756791
For me it's Tormented and Escape From The Bronx.
Favorite single joke of the series is the bar mural in Werewolf. https://youtu.be/WwUmShhVeWE?t=4140

>>217756933
I still like Mike's solo commentary track for one of the night of the living dead dvd releases but the ensemble really elevates the whole thing

when I was a kid I worried I was gay because I had a crush on Mr. B Natural

>>217757004
>Middle age is like 35-55
ftfy
Mike, though I love him, is in denial.

>>217757059
Still suspect.

>>217754050
Either shave or grow out your beard. This is not the look for you. Fucking christ.

>>217756933
Oh yeah, there was a colorized DVD of Night of the Living Dead that I bought partly because I love that movie, and also because one of the commentary tracks was Mike riffing the movie alone. Then they redid it in-studio when Kevin and Bill came on, and then did a completely newly rewritten version again for the live show.

>>217757012
Werewolf in its entirety is the greatest episode they’ve ever done, and there’s some stiff competition, even just in that season. Even the movie itself has a funny line or two.

>I just found out that Count Dracula was a faggot

>>217756933
>That said Rifftrax has been running for twenty fucking years
That's because it's just TALKING! DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH

>>217754050
I met this dude at Joel's show in Seattle in 2017 and he was cool and funny. Never watched anything else he did on Netflix, but the dude delivered and seemed nice when he greeted fans of the show.

>>217757161
>>I just found out that Count Dracula was a faggot

Due to retrocausality aka the Mandela Effect, that is no longer said in the episode and is silenced. It was said on the episode and all three flinched and made ughs sounds when it was said and now that section is silent, including their reactions.

>>217753957
Crow would let you hold him down, honestly.

>>217757201
What's the point of that? It's such a Reddit no no word that they couldn't even just bleep it I guess

>>217751700
so it's react content but boomers trying to be funny the whole time instead of watching the film?

>>217757098
Interesting. Mike mentioned these on 372 pages.
He did these DVD commentary riffs in between Film Crew & Rifftrax.
I wonder how many he did in total?

>>217757291
They didn't censor it, sometimes small details in life change. The present and the future can affect the past.
I watched that episode at least 20 times and it was fully uncensored, until it wasn't, then I found out that it "always was that way."

>>217756377
It’s nowhere near as bad as Neptune Men. That movie gave them nothing.

>>217757291
>>217757201
Now I need to see the original broadcast version with the sacred FAGGOT word intact >>217757291

>>217757328
>They didn't censor it, sometimes small details in life change. The present and the future can affect the past.
have you taken your medication lately?

>>217757344
It was fully intact for their MST3K episode, but the movie itself is still untouched. It's possible to edit together a recreation, but it can't be perfect.

>>217757294
It’s scripted comedy dunking on bad or misguided cinema. It lives or dies based on the quality of the writing team and the joke delivery.

>>217757355
Go away, you add nothing but doubt and strife, CIA.
Real MST3K fans know it changed. If you disagree, you aren't a fan, simple as.

Other anons know I'm correct, but are "afraid" of being bullied.
The Mandela Effect is real.

>>217754050
Will Stancil echo fighter

>>217751727
thats right mike bros fuck joel and fuck that new shit with that onionsnigga and patton wifekiller that i aint watchin, we BACK.

The joke now makes no sense because it's now the only joke in MST3K history that has no audio anymore, not even for the riffing reactions, which were stunned reactions.

>>217751700
what is this now?

>>217757406
good luck with the whole "reality isn't real" worldview

>>217756749
Had some Mexican an hour ago.

>>217751700
They should have left the adrianna miles nude scene in werewolf

>>217757463
I'm a hardcore fan of MST3K and have seen every episode (except Netflix crap) multiple times, you apparently have not.
I also used to post at clubmst3k--and we all knew it changed, part of the reason that site was shut down really.

Joel left “nigger” in the East Meets Watts episode of cinematic titanic

>>217756819
>crashing and burning
What a dumb force. I'm sure that Linux server he was hosting in his basement bankrupted him.

>>217757484
Was he gentle?

>>217757542
His last Kickstarter failed because $2 million wasn't enough to run Gizmoplex and he claimed he needed double that

>>217751700
I was actually in the live studio audience when they were filming the Werewolf episode and the “faggot” part was edited out
Then mike says he misses his dad

>>217752676
how embarrassing lmfao

>$1,172,468.00
>41 days to go
How long are they going to let this go on? Do they want to collect 50 million dollars from fans or what?

>>217757013
>>217757098
lol some autist copied my post

>>217757342
Are you fucking kidding? they blew up the hitler building. you're too stupid to post here, go be brown somewhere else.

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>>217751700
Is this just Redlettermedia for mega boomers? What's the appeal?

>>217757855
Imagine going to a movie theatre and having an annoying comedian whisper unfunny jokes in your ear the entire 2 hours non stop

>>217757855
imagine watching goylettermedia in 2026

>>217757539
That spit take was kino! They can't do that on Riffcast!

>>217757855
>Is this just Redlettermedia for mega boomers?
No, that is Red Letter Media

>>217757726
Not as embarrassing as pissing off Kevin Murphy on Twitter.
>I don't really know you...

>>217757342
It gave us a fun Krankor sketch.

>>217752676
In fairness, *anyone* attempting to riff on already-riffed content is bound to fail. Unless the previous riffs are shit and they're taking the piss out of those (even then, you couldn't do that without sufficient space between riffs). Don't know why people don't seem to get this.

>>217754379
top 10:

laserblast
werewolf
space mutiny
future war
merlins shop
manos the hands of fate
mitchell
final sacrifice
santa claus conquers the martians
boggy creek 2

>>217757711
4 million dollars for a Jizzmoplex? But you can just google "boobs"???

>>217758380
to be fair the mst3k twitch chat is pretty dead they have to have a bot do quiz show questions to get people to participate in any meaningful way except when they play a rifftrax on the channel and a bunch of people perfomatively say they're leaving otherwise it'll be like twenty chat messages for an entire movie. rifftrax chat is pretty normal and lively by comparison.

Hillbillies in a haunted house rifftrax is based.
I love how retarded they make rod sound in their Birdemic riff

>>217758595
>gamera but not gamera vs guiron
for shame

>>217752864
I don’t understand how people could prefer Joel. To the point where I actually assume people are doing a bit.

>>217758675
Some days/seasons I feel like Mike-mst3k, other days, nights, Joel, simple as.
The first episode I ever saw was SST-Death Flight, (probably seen by me in 1990) so maybe I'm just used to Joel.

>>217757899
Channel has been dead and pathetic for over 10 years now

>>217758729
itssodensericmmcallum.tiff

>>217758761
best of the worst is still pretty funny. I dont care when they review current movies anymore though

>>217754379
I think that Space Mutiny is pound for pound the best episode they ever made. All time great riffing; good sketches; and maybe most importantly a movie that is bad but not so bad that you couldn’t watch it without the riffs.

>>217758675
I can't shake the feeling this forced anti-Joel stuff is just one guy.

>>217758675
This is my take but people have such odd taste that I just don't question it anymore. It's like all the people that always talk about how they love Fallout 3 more than New Vegas. You have to just shrug. But I do think that some of Joel's ideals for how to do the show were better long term like not having riffs that are basically just saying the movie is bad.

>>217758976
Nah, I genuinely think Joel sucks as a host and is entirely carried by someone writing for him, this is the first time I've posted this on here.

>>217756350
>Crow has powerscaling-relevant feats
Excellent.
>>217757286
I can work with that.

>>217757786
Or maybe we just happened to have bought the same DVD, you’re not as unique as you think you are, and you should maybe get over yourself just a smidge? Just a thought.

I didn’t even see your post until you patted yourself on the back for it, lol.

>>217758380
I don’t want to toot my own horn too much, but when the chats were livelier, I got a big pop for “Lucio Fulci’s Sister Act” during the part in Samson vs The Vampire Women when all the mummified vampire women were crawling out of their tombs.

Really showing your autism off with that post

>>217751700
Is Rifftrax supposed to be unfunny?

>>217758119
Wait. Is that something Spoony actually did before?

>>217754050
His Mac and Me skit was pretti good.

>>217759585
ya

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>>217759357
>That self-own

Seems the question that nobody is asking is: who are they gonna get to riff those trax now?

>>217752576
Fuck that lame ass nigger

>>217758595
>no Diabolik

Man gtfo

>>217759889
It's a bummer to watch often.

>>217754050
Last time I saw him he looked like a manorexic AIDSy faggot now, the doughy soi boy beta male nerd look actually suited him better oddly enough

>>217758729
I AM THE LEMON ZESTER OF DESTRUCTION

>>217759050
Nah.

>>217759585
There's even a screenshot, somewhere.

>>217760749
yep.

>>217760769
I'd love to see it

>>217760856
Omg, it was actually Bill:
https://twitpic.com/481mbu

>>217759767
Rifftrax-trained AI.

>>217757880
He didn't ask what going to the theater with you was like.

>>217760815
“I’m Cherokee Jack!”

>>217761079
Nice try retard but he literally asked a question and I did not state I was the commedian, kys

>>217759068
For the sake of this thought experiment, Crow will be wearing his Balerian outfit.

>>217758729
>pickled eel garden

>>217761051
Which will then be riffed on mercilessly.

>>217761184
Don't you have homework to do?

What are the best Rifftrax? I've only seen the Wicker Man one.

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>>217761613
I saw the jack the giant killer one in theaters and remember having a good time. I never seen the movie before and from what I can remember it was a fun interesting movie apart from the riffing

So whats the scoop?

>>217761700
I watched the regular version of this movie all the time as a kid. its not that bad

>>217761613
The Star Wars Holiday Special Rifftrax is perfect.

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>What cha got going on in this thread here?

>>217761733
SHITTER oh I mean VARMINT

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTsbcZpH2VI
>TUSK

>>217761733
>My father, you knew him?
>KNOW HIM? HE WAS DELICIOUS!
>corn, green peppers, chili, *sigh* onion
I bet Johnny Longbone would get along with that cannibal

>*sigh* a whole new city to fail in!

>>217752297
The Joel era was the only good MST3K era.

>>217761733
the emperor haile selassie

>>217761733
I hates legends.

>>217758675
>>217758976
it's definitely more than one guy. this is exactly how i feel too. why not just watch another show if you actually prefer joel?

>>217761908
t. Joel

>>217761773
I love when they sing like sounding songs

>>217761950
>open your own bank

>>217761733
>McGregor?

Sex with KAB!Crow

>>217761733
OOOOhh I needs an eraser!

>>217761733
I jerked him

best thread on /tv/ in ages. maybe ever.

>>217758595
San Francisco International is probably the most underrated episode. it's a must watch and in my top 10 for sure

>>217760749
he was open about how unsuited he thought he was playing the main character. he knew he didn't have the personality. he knew he was too drab. can you imagine having a good time with joel? can you imagine not having a good time with mike? the show reflects this.

>>217762287
It's probably because MST3K is a huge brown/zoomer/sub-100 IQ filter.

>>217761733
This dude really reminded me of Jim Henson, both in appearance and voice.

>>217762328
never heard of that one. is that one of the shorts?

>>217762391
nta but no, it was a really monochromatic 70s tv movie

>>217761613
>Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny
>Santa's Village of Madness (aka the Santa's Village trilogy)
>Star Wars Holiday Special
>Rifftrax Live Christmas Shorts-Stravaganza
>Fun in Balloon Land
>Rifftrax Live Night of the Living Dead
>Galaxy Invader
>Wonder Women
>Birdemic
>Rifftrax Live Reefer Madness
>Shake Hands With Danger
>Any of the "At Your Fingertips" 70s educational shorts

Those are the ones that immediately come to mind. I actually thought their redo of Manos was pretty decent too, though it's still not as good as the MST3K version.

>>217762328
I member that scene with the kid.

>>217762454
Samurai Cop is must watch. I was in the theater and it actually hurt to laugh by the end

>already at 1.2 million
damn

>>217762357
true. every other mst3k thread i've seen here is just zoomers complaining about how 'it's all references', poor dumb bastards

>>217762287
You're welcome.

>>217762514
i was thinking of the last thread too. if you were the progenitor of that one as well, then double kudos

no one has made me laugh more than mike nelson, i reckon

>>217762492
I may toss them something just to get my name in the 5-minute wall of supporters in the credits. I could see the writing on the wall with the initial pitch video for Joel's nu-MST3K when they were throwing shade at Kevin's Servo ("I'm gonna have soul now!"), so I never bothered, but I've actually got a bit of hope for this one, just because I love the Rifftrax guys.

>>217762454
Oh shit, and Supersonic Man. I don't know how I forgot that one, I turn it on all the time. It's basically Pumaman 2.0, from the director of Pod People.

>>217762588
Nah, those were some other two based dudes. I just joke a lot.

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Burn an old man, singe all his flesh off!

>>217762492
It speaks volumes how much money the group of people that other people still find funny were able to get with a modest ask, compared to the group of people that asked for over 20x the amount and still complained about needing money after they hit their goal.

get fucked joel. get fucked jews. back to the shadows.

>>217754661
>Bobo
>the writer's barely disguised fetish

I actually skip the non-movie scenes. I just don't care for the shitty sketches. Just give me the 3 guys riffing on a film, that's all I want.

>>217762958
>The most sophisticated fan of Rifftrax

>>217751700
>we eating good
why are you typing like a zoomer?

>>217762958
That's... the literal premise of Rifftrax

OH YEAH
STILL PLAPPIN THAT MARY JO
NEVER STOPPED, YEEHAW

>>217763005
Correct - but I'm talking about MST3K now.

>Rifftrax is so fucking old that their theme song is performed by the Cake is a Lie dude
Man that guy evaporated after his 15 minutes
I hope he crushed lots of weird nerd pussy when he had the chance

>>217763031
What would you like for us to do with that information? You gave us a problem you have, we gave you a solution, and you're telling us that you just want to keep complaining.

>>217763042
>the Cake is a Lie dude

Honestly, I don't even know who that is.

>>217755048
I wish reincarnation was real so when I die I could come back as a pinworm and live inside Emily's ass

>>217758675
The Anti-Joel posters are basically the "AVGNTruthers" of MST3K. Just endless seething and delusional nonsense.

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>>217751700
>CABOT!!!!!
Did the director think everyone just saying cabot constantly for the first 30 minutes was funny?
I can't sit through the first part of this film even if the riffs are funny. its just cabot cabot cabot cabot

>>217763237
You lost, Joel.

>>217763310
I can't do that episode just because I find the movie too annoying. Alien from LA gets dangerously close to that too, just for how annoying Kathy Ireland's voice is, but she balances it out by being really really hot.

>>217762373
I was watching this the other day and my wife heard it in the background and said "is that Rolf from the Muppets??"

I haven't been keeping up on MST3K stuff the last few years (I tried the Netflix stuff and thought it was crap) but I started watching some of my faves again recently now that so much of it is on YouTube now, this is such great news but man I did not predict how much of a rebuke against the Joel reboot era this was going to be

>>217763310
ROBOT ROLL CALL

>>217763123
Jonathan Coulton he wrote the ending songs for Portal 1 and 2, and made a bunch of nerd music of his own in a very short amount of time before vanishing.

>>217762958
>>217763031
How can you like MST3K but dislike everything unique that makes it MST3K?

>>217757201
Just want to point out that rifftrax went back and edited some of their earlier vods to remove "problematic" jokes too. Had Bill make the statement about it since he was probably the one who insisted on it being the resident lefty, even though he hasn't written anything himself in years.

There's no market for MST3K when reaction content is already flooding YouTube for free.

>>217763324
>>/MST3KTruthers/

>>217763437
>Just want to point out that rifftrax went back and edited some of their earlier vods to remove "problematic" jokes too
That's disappointing. One of the hardest laughs I've ever had from RiffTrax was Bill's "Enjoy your orange juice and toast, ya fags!" from that one slasher movie.

>>217763310
how can anyone not like the skits when they give you stuff like jack palance's shooting diary? one of the all-time great bits

>>217761733
>>217762373
>>217763387
I remember being shocked that the guys went all in on the Yosemite Sam jokes with this guy and didn't make a single Rowlf/Dr. Teeth reference.

>>217763406
Jonathan Coulton is still around. He has somehow figured out how to make a living by hosting a cruise for middle aged nerds once a year.

>>217756888
>checked
Time Chasers is so underrated, and without the riffs it's one of the more entertaining movies they've done. When I lived in Vermont a local theater did a showing of the Rifftrax Live version since it was filmed in Vermont, it was fantastic

>>217763448
The funding shows otherwise zoomzoom

>>217763556
'i want you to order me an orange julius' is one of those lines that literally had me laughing for minutes straight. it's hard to say why

>>217763437
>even though he hasn't written anything himself in years.
this is why I'm not really looking forward to this reboot it's clear these guys have been phoning it in on rifftrax for like a decade at this point

>>217763437
Not only did they remove old jokes, they sometimes flat out remove scenes from the movies they buy the rights to for their vod riffs. That has always bugged me, especially when its hypocritical, doing one vod with lots of nudity, then editing it out of the next one, or its just lazy where they've removed whole scenes because they couldn't think of any funny jokes for them.

>>217763237
Now I can't unsee it.

BALLS ON THE DICK

>>217763406
Oh shit, I did not know that.

>>217763584
Yeah, the writing on rifftrax got really bad there for a while, to the point that I finally stopped getting everything they put out. No idea if its gotten any better. The writing staff was Mike and a couple of young guys, all the old cast members just showed up to do their lines. They would break the movies up into 30 minute chunks with each writer taking one chunk to help speed up the process. There are some riffs where its very obvious when they switch to a new writer and the tone shifts completely.

>>217763343
>annoying Kathy Ireland's voice
This muffagga watches that episode with sound on... baka...

>>217763556
Considering it was written and directed by a 19-year-old kid, it's a pretty impressive feat. I really like the soundtrack too, it reminds me a lot of Jan Hammer (the Miami Vice guy).

>let's add cringe jokes to worthless movies
the og slop and friend simulator

>>217763659
>it was written and directed by a 19-year-old kid,
That's an adult, reddit. But that is damn impressive. That film is far superior to many other films even though it's bad.

>>217763736
Here’s one of the filtered browns/zoomers that I mentioned earlier.

>>217763547
>made "Wikipedia Chanukah"
...

>>217763741
Anyone under 25 is a kid. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.

>$1,245,764 pledged of $20,000 goal
Have ou pledged, /tv/? I gave them $75.

>>217763507
I like the jokes from the episode but the first 30 minutes is just CABOT CABOT CABOT.
It's hard to listen to.
It's like RollerGator. The jokes are fine but I can't tolerate the guitar noodling

>>217763797
Still debating which tier to get. I rather have the physical media, but $100 is a bit steep for what you get. May settle for $75 tier before its over.

>>217763768
The show has predicted a lot of zoomer tropes, they should like it. MST3K is like watching a movie and scrolling memes on your phone.

>>217751700
CALGON TAKE ME AWAY

>>217757004
>>217756933
He’s just a kid.

>>217757004
>Middle age is 60
how old do you think people live?

>>217763907
Why don't they look...

>>217752576
LONG LIVE THE BABY KILLERS!

palpatine's behind it all

>>217752284
Good.

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Haven't listened to Rifftrax in years, but I've been keeping up with pic related since the beginning. I'll probably check out these new MST3K episodes when they come out. I skipped all the Netflix shit.

>>217754220
it's a shame Spoony was a pro-euroQpean heritage nazi
btw you had a nice pair of boobs

>>217754220
Wish someone had saved her cam-whoring vids

>>217751700
>>217751727
>>217752284
>>217752297
holy shit woke is finally fucking DEAD!!!

why are the riffs in rifftrax so long-winded compared to mst3k

>go on twitch chat
>you get banned for saying nigger, faggot or retard
>don't watch anymore

>>217757855
Sort of, but you watch the entire movie. RLM have the occasional zinger they will clip, but the MST3K/RiffTrax format requires you to have material throughout the movie.

>>217751700
Will this cause people to realize RLM ripped these guys off when they made their prequel reviews? All the complaints come from joki they made during their MST3K commentary for Phantom Menace which was just something they did due to fan request

>>217755181
kek

>>217766418
I mean they went on a five minute tangent about how they hated how 'white' MST3K was so yeah obvious where there politics are

>>217766387
I started listening last night and I noticed that too. They'll throw out a fine joke and keep bogging it down with extra unnecessary quips.

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>>217751700
>OMG I HECKIN LOVE RIFFTRAX!

>>217752416
Hey now, remember, Mike DID get Hamlet.
He could have asked for anything, a rare gift.

>>217767340
is that the jewish group who did the netflix seasons that aren't apart of the new 4 episodes?

>>217767340
What's this?

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>>217757059

You were right to be worried, but for other reasons.

>the Joel vs Mike wars concluded with Mike winning simply because Joel was too old and tired to prevent the franchise from falling under the control of coastal hacks

>>217767380
Me unironically

>>217768580
She was hot, what do you mean?
(and nta)

>>217766418
you'll get banned in any chat for saying those things because twitch has site-wide rules and bans people saying things in a site-wide queue. I watch some cuck that got so annoyed that one of his mods kept getting banned by twitch for saying he's a cracker and they hate him because he's white.

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>>217763164
That's a weird wish but you do you.

I love that everyone loves Girl-Crow now just because we found out what Kelsey looks like.

>>217768617
He was probably too much of a pushover to do anything about it even when he was young. Fucking guy can't even get mean with the shitty movies he watches

>>217766418
>>217768878
Lmao. On the other hand, I was at video4chan around New Year's, and got kicked for light pol banter when watching some German launching fireworks on YouTube.The butthurt guy kicking me said "shut the fuck up you fucking retard" wich is mean and so not 4chan.

>>217768580
Mister Beeeee CUM ON MY LEGS RIGHT NOW Naaaaaturaaaal! :)

>>217763736
Amateur/incompetent movies are not worthless. What a pleb take.

>>217752576
>If you review without rythm, you won't attract the funds.

>>217768617
Actually, they both have secured their retirement while you post this for free.

>>217757711
Where could the money have possibly been going?

>>217767340
Why are these people so perpetually surprised that an uber niche nerdy hobby is mostly driven by white people? If it's a woman or a brown guy saying this, did they not notice that most of their peers weren't into very specific sci-fi genres growing up?

>>217751700

I hope they do a cross over episode with Red Letter Media and the Critical Drinker.

>>217770513
I hope you get trampled by a horny moose.

>>217757711
Gizmoplex was an idea that would have worked back in 2010 but now all the episodes are up on Youtube in reasonable quality, on the official channel no less, so what's the point again?

>>217763975
It doesn't mean the half-way point of your life, it's the middle stage of adulthood; young adult, middle age, old age.

>>217763437
They messed with the just the jokes too, and it really annoyed me last time I watched the Matrix films with the RiffTrax, they removed all the jokes about "Larry's operation". Luckily I still have a pirated .avi version with the original trax on it.

>>217763836
If you just want the blu-ray you can pledge $10 then add the blu-ray pack to it for $25, so $35+shipping total.

>>217763736
Whatever broccoli cut

>>217768580
Mr.B…you’re hot

>>217766387
Mst3k had other stuff going on so they didn’t need to fill out the full run time of the movie

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>You see these two sitting at the end of the bar and they give you this look.
what do?

>Patrick Brantseg is back

Maybe we'll get a proper Gypsy again. I hated how "theater kid" the bots were in the nu-MST3K seasons.

>>217771735
Crow's doing ok for himself.

>>217770513
MST3K/RLM/EFAP/YMS crossover and I can die happy.
>>217770545
Look, YMS is already in the thread!

>>217771735
Violently impregnate both of them.

>>217769376
cute feet

>>217771902
>Fan letter: "P.S.: Crow must have my baby."
>Crow: "I can't, I don't have a womb."
>Godzilla vs. Megalon, Season 2.

>>217769376
me in the upper left corner

>>217772005
are you single

>>217771994
Brain Guy, fix this!

>>217772063
This is where KAB!Crow came from.

>>217771120
>Matrix with the RiffTrax
Is crap and contains one of the most forced comedy moments from Kevin.
>You like this action scene in an action movie? You need to visit a shrink!

>>217772282
Yay I say!

>>217772301
It bugged me on MST3K when they would talk over songs. https://youtu.be/5drc0GQaZ9I?t=31