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star trek sex with shran
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>>217755522
Who is this masked stranger?
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>Alexander Hilary Kurtzman (born September 7, 1973) is an American filmmaker. He is best known for co-writing the scripts to Transformers (2007), Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009), Star Trek (2009), Star Trek Into Darkness (2013), and The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) with his writing and producing partner Roberto Orci, and directing and co-writing The Mummy (2017). He made his directorial debut with People Like Us (2012), co-written alongside Orci and Jody Lambert.

Jesus wept
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THIS IS NOW A RO LAREN APPRECIATION THREAD! POST YOUR FAVORITE ENSIGN RO MOMENTS
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How do you think andorian pussy looks like?
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How do you think andorian bussy looks like?
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>>217755565
>writers want to do more with Ro to gear up her eventual role in DS9
>Michelle Forbes: "oh ew I don't like committing to TV shows like that."
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>>217755522
I just watched the episode with Odo's mentor. Does Rene stay the best actor throughout the series?
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We made it yall
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>>217755620
Didn't they want her to commit to a 6 year contract? That's a long time Anon, that first bitch with the worm in her brain from DS9 had to get killed off to escape
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I consider DS9 ''prestige' TV.
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>>217755703
zoomers dont know that tv shows were considered lower tier acting jobs, even very popular shows like TNG were still "just tv shows" in the acting landscape. Committing to a 6 year tv show if you had aspirations of doing more could really hamper your career. For example, ER was the most popular show in the world and George Clooney left to pursue his movie career.
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>>217755782
You can tell Patrick Stewart was frustrated he was tied down to a TV show for seven years and then a film series based on that TV show. Instead of fans walking up to him in the street like "I loved that Shakespeare play you did! You were great in that movie that won all those awards!" it was more like nerds squealing "Hey, you're Captain Picard! Make it so!"
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>>217755884
>all while having no real talent.
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>>217755565
If I was Geordi in that episode where they became ghosts, I would bang Ensign Ro.
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I'm watching a DS9 episode where a little girl just invited an adult man she barely knows to a private sauna
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>>217756067
there's no little girls except Molly on DS9
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>tfw you realize after Quark came to understand the Federation's insidiousness he began using the selfsame tactics in his own dealings
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>>217756066
In Geordi's position I'd do the same, however if you were literally Geordi you wouldn't get shit. Geordi is the ship's incel. Data gets more ass than him and he's autistic.
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>>217755565
She's such a babe
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>>217755615
This is what AI was made for
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>>217755842
And then he played the shit emoji
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>>217756067
Garak and Ziyal is weird but she's like 20. I always saw their relationship as Ziyal having a school girl crush on Garak and Garak just liked her because he could tell she was a good person and he enjoyed being able to talk to another Cardassian who doesn't hate him, also he liked making Dukat angry.
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>>217756228
Yea its a bit problematic and icky
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>>217755637
He's definitely the most consistently great of the main cast.
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>>217756109
Good thing that episode where there was a psychic lust virus on the station didn't victimise her
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>>217756244
Garak tortured people to death and aided in the subjugation of an entire planet, entertaining a young woman's fantasies is the least of his indiscretions.
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>>217756276
What is this a diddy party?
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Federation penal colonies seemed pretty fucking sweet in Voyager, no wonder Bashir's dad treated his two year sentence like a mild inconvenience, it's basically a summer camp.
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>>217756244
Do you think that actual alien relationship and mating practices conceived and flimed in the mid 1990s, have to align exactly with post 2015 feminist rhetoric?
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>>217756360
Everything must be revised under modern semblances ok.
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TNGnewfag and I just watched 'Yesterday's Enterprise' and I think this is one of the best Star Trek episodes I've seen yet. Everything about it was perfect. It had the theme of sacrifice for a better future, the darker lighting and tone to reflect the situation the characters are now in, Picard as a war captain and more importantly Tasha as a character felt realised and purposeful compared to before.

I honestly feel like they could've made more episodes in this time fuckery because it just was so interesting to me. I also enjoy Guinan as a ship counsellor/psychic much more than Troi.

I haven't watched TOS series yet so some of the nostalgia may have gone over my head but it was just so enjoyable.

>Let's make sure history never forgets the name Enterprise
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

10/10 episode
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>>217756412
It only gets better, anon.
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>>217756345
That's a fruity looking outfit
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>>217756439
>It only gets better, anon.
I can't wait. I get so much joy watching this show now and excited for what comes up next.
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>>217756446
For some reason Star trek was very adamant that in the future men would wear loose fitting shirts that exposed their chests.
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>>217756533
And women wear extremely form fitting catsuits
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>>217756412
I like that they all realized they should have saved that one for a future movie. So much better than Generations.
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>>217756412
Yesterday's Enterprise is a great example of why you should light the set as you film the episode, and not send everything to be fixed in post.
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>>217756814
Lower Decks, which is Harley Quinn, which is Rick and Morty-tier. Which is to say - BAD
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>Admiral Harry Kim
Real shit?
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>>217756948
It's from Lower Decks.
Kurtzman likes him
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>>217755695
star trek?
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>>217757046
not really
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Where No One Has Gone Before is a strangely Lynchian episode
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>>217756814
>Starfleet Quality Learing Center
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>>217757122
i love this ep
its the best hybrid of what makes TOS and TNG both great
even though it's a wesley episode and the plot is a bit clunky, it's peak wonderkino
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>>217757272
It's the kind of episode that underscores why new shows are terrible at sparking imagination and wonder. Any kid Wesley's age would watch the episode and want to know more about the world it takes place in. What kid is watching ACK and getting their imagination stimulated?
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>>217757323
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fuck off tillyfag
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The D'Deridex class warbird is obviously superior to the Galaxy class.
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>>217755620
And then her career went completely down the toilet. What an idiot.
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>>217757512
As if looking badass and having formidable capabilities wasnt enough, its powered by a goddamn black hole.. The Romulans were on another level
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>>217757272
I like it up until the end where their solution to being in the middle of nowhere is to just think positive thoughts.
This dude was kino though
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>>217757688
Many such cases!
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>>217756412
I eat pieces of gagh for breakfast
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I bet the Klingons have gagh porn
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>gf is on the rag again
>bros ask if I've been eating gagh
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>>217757775
Picard basically ordered the whole ship to do a spirit bomb for the Traveler and it worked.
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>>217757964
pls theme images
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>>217758048
Its the dragonball holodeck program
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>>217757126
sabotage so that paramount can be sold for a lower price is my theory. a hit star trek would have pumped up the selling price. bribe some people at paramount to make it shit as possible, using woke as a cover, save millions. it's the only explanation that makes sense.
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>>217758845
Lol, lmao
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>>217756631
This feels like a "know the work rules" image
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>>217759172
it's from episode 3
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>Even though Star Trek premiered on NBC on September 8th 1966, it actually aired on Canada's state broadcaser on September 6th, two days earlier

so star trek really started in canada
america should be ashamed
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>>217759376
>star trek really started in canada
starring a canadian actor
it's canada not can't-ada
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>>217758738
>KA
>ME
>HA
>ME
>KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
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>>217755615
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>>217759575
Ensign Anon are you in Holodeck 3 pretending to be goku again? please report to the bridge we are being boarded by the borg!
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>>217759756
This is why we don't let Mexicans join Starfleet
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>>217759756
>tfw our timeline is so crappy we never got klingons in saiyan armor

I will be using AI to correct this grievous affront
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>>217755522
why not tuesday edition on a tuesday?
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>>217760024
>write him like a fool so that kirk looks better in comparison
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>>217757126
Anyone noticed how often NuTrek has its characters throw racial slurs at each other that are supposed to be funny? Fishdick for instance, could you imagine Wesley Crusher making fun of Mordock's re-breather?
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>>217760075
Remember when Riker asked Worf if he remembered how to fire phasers? What an asshole.
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What's your take on 'cademy?
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>>217760075
McCoy called Spock a Vigger constantly
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>>217756345
A Klingon would go insane here.
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>>217760239
Not as bad as it’s made out to be. Too immature in tone at times but I hope it matures as it grows
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>>217760239
I wish it was set in 2285 and filmed in 1985
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>>217760276
that's why they have rura penthe
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>>217760239
>>217760282
Ep 1/2 weak
Ep 3 amusing but not really trek
Ep 4 felt like Trek
One thing that I noticed was they pronounced Klingon words properly. There is no "S" in Klingon, it is a retroflex sibilant (like "sh" but with the tip of your tongue touching the palate). I liked that little detail in names like Qo'noS and KahleS.
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>>217760460
>Ep 4 felt like Trek
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>>217760460
He said something like Kaylish, and a sentence later he pronounced it more like Kayless.
Holotard pronounced Kithomer wrong as well. It's Kito-mer, not Kitoh-mur
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>>217760517
That's because holotard is in fact a tard
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>>217760529
Why did they make Geordie smart and Holotard retarded? Geordie was a little awkward with the ladies but he was never retarded. He took rejections like an adult and was an absolute pro at his job. I can't comprehend why writers feel that retarded looking ugly fatties are something their favorite minorities will look up to.
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>>217760610
Blame The Office for normalizing fat stupid people on TV
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>>217755561
One thing I note with Kurtz Trek is the magical plant or animal being plot elements or used to resolve a situation. Often these plants or animals are whimsically designed in some way. This is definitely a Star Wars thing. Star Trek has always been more focused on technology being the solution.
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>Academy is doing a DS9 episode about Sisko
>Isn't a look back on the madman who escalated conflicts with the Dominion and engaged in frequent war crimes including a gas attack
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>>217760833
This is their way of mining DS9 for nostalgia instead of a remake or legacy sequel. DS9 patricians will never watch ACK and ACK viewers can't sit through an episode of DS9 without checking their phone every 5 minutes.
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>>217760610
>retarded looking ugly fatties
bit harsh innit?
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>>217760951
Who the fuck would want a DS9 REMAKE
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>>217761002
It hasn't been raped yet.
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>>217760951
>ACK viewers
I don't know who those people are anyway. I genuinely don't think there are any more than a couple of thousand people watching this, not even five figure numbers. Most likely it's just the trekmemes reddit.
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>>217761002
Who wanted a TOS remake before the Kelvin movies? SNW was likely going to dovetail into another TOS remake before Skydance put the kibosh on it. It's a shame the series is stuck with the Vaseline effect but it's still preferable to a remake from modern paramount.
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>>217756228
Did they argue? I remember their relationship was very cordial, and we know from the quite fertile engineer that bickering is verbal foreplay for Cardassians.
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>>217761048
The show barely cracks the top ten on release day. It gets beat by 30 year old sitcoms that were very cheap when they were made. The only people watching ACK are chud YouTubers farming reaction content.
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>>217761145
I can't take nerdrotic and mauler anymore. That whole crew is taxing.
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>>217761145
Kids these days are already living in a Star Trek world without the space travel but surrounded by aliens
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>>217761145
No idea why that Taylor Sheridan shite is so popular
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>>217761145
Based Sabrina
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>>217761345
Star Trek was optimistic about the future. Nobody is optimistic about the future today. We've all accepted that things will get steadily worse until the next big war.
>>217761410
Sherislop is boomer wish fulfilment the way Star Trek is nerd wish fulfilment. They want to pretend they're badass cowboys when they get off their trucker or warehouse shift.
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>>217755522
If I take that off will he die?
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>>217761573
How do boomers react to scenes likes this
https://youtu.be/HnTW05U8Tic?si=9ZNW0gmFeyRDl7Y_

And

https://youtu.be/YscqvroL7vg?si=Aa9ggTGGtAmCRrIn
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>>217761573
What if we all started acting optimistic?
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>>217761573
How did zoomers turn out to be such a disappointment? They were raised by TNG gen X'rs ffs
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>>217760610
>Holotard retarded?
She is 17. 17 year olds are idiots.
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>>217761808
They could just program her without the retard features and make her slim. Why make her life extra hard? Did they really think that this was peak human form?
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>>217761845
It makes humans feel good about themselves. Moral booster/comedic relief.
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>>217761845
They can't even use the excuse "Her creator made her in her own image" like Data and EMH.
*I have only seen TNG and have yet to start VOY. But I heard it was the same thing with the doctor
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>>217761913
My mistake, I thought you were talking about something else. Disregard!
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>>217761913
This is explained in DSN.
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>>217755561
He wrote "scorpion" which is a show for pajeets and single mothers. Brown single mothers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Haa5GdYICOI
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>>217761845
Maybe you get points for doing it hard mode, like on Oregon Trail when you're a poor farmer instead of a banker from Boston.
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>>217761845
Ha, it makes sense from an alien perspective. The holocreatures have never been to Earth and everything they know comes from publicly available data sources. So the aliens googled Earth and simply asked what's the most common human appearance on Sol 3, we don't want our recruit to stick out.
The computer would answer that the most common human appearance is a dark skinned femlae humanoid who is a little chubby which is seen as a sign of high fertility.
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>>217761987
A hologram would not have any use for points.
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What was Barclay convinced of?
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anyone watching cinebinge react to tng?
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>>217762068
Have it linked in the thread.
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>>217762068
I have a little script running that prevents any kind of 'reaction' videos from showing up in my feed
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So I started watching DS9 again and I just noticed the wormhole isn't shown in the opening credits of the first episode. I never noticed that before. Pretty interesting that they wanted to keep it a surprise. I miss the time when shows would respect their audience.
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>>217762122
They show it later in the episode.
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>>217762019
How do you know that?
>>217762016
Maybe massless organisms like photonics fetishize mass, and creatures made of light fetishize darkness. The grass is always greener on the other side.
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Wasn't the future president some half spoonhead half wrinklenose hottie? We gonna see that dime in ACK?
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You didn't know how good you had it
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>>217762268
What's a hologram gonna spend points on? It's just gonna get anally raped anyway since it doesn't have rights.
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>>217762352
>What's a hologram gonna spend points on?
custom skins
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>>217762342
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How would a ship crewed entirely by Barclays and Geordies even work?
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>>217762456
With Barclay in Ultramind configuration, and Geordie and presumably Data would probably take over the quadrant in short order.
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>>217762456
Barclay would be relaxed as fuck and Geordie wouldn't feel bad about his Brahms programs. I assume the ship would be run very smoothly until they have to deal with female alien dignitaries.
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>>217762456
cringe energy would be harvested
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Barclay begins mass replicating HyperAggressive Warrior Datas with the strength of forty men, and they go around bending furniture and doorways out of shape, inconveniencing millions. Meanwhile, Geordie and Barclay have been going absolutely feral in carnal holodeck debauchery
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>>217762456
It would run flawlessly.
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>>217762567
no homo but that black doctor was a little too hot.
Photo models shouldn't be on Star Trek
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Why is no one talking about Starfleet Academy?
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>>217762738
you need to scroll up. Odysseus is here.
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>>217762738
>Why is no one talking about Starfleet Academy?
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>>217762738
Let's make sure that history forgets the name Starfleet Academy.
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>>217762738
What is there to say?
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>>217762862
Come up with something then.
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>>217762862
There's that guy who announces every episode. He seems pretty involved.
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>>217762213
You're real fucking smart
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>Star Trek Scouts JR, Roo, and Sprocket blast off on a space adventure to rescue a baby nobonimbus monkey stolen by Shadowtrix, the sneakiest evil kitty thief in the galaxy. In this holodeck rescue, watch them suit up, zoom through an asteroid storm, and use amazing space tools like a phaser to stop Shadowtrix and save the day.

is this canon?
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>>217762995
There's 1k eps of this?
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>>217762995
never heard of that show but did they bring back the life support belts?
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>>217763024
1k total episodes of Trek
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>>217763060
How much of that is nutrek feces?
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whats for dinner, /trek/?
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>>217762995
>blue hair tranny
>blonde homo
>puerto rican
why am I not surprised
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>>217763081
More than a quarter by the time ACK wraps up
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>>217762995
Why do all characters look the same these days? Is some kind of default setting in their unreal engines?
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You VILL talk about nutrek
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>>217763165
i won't and that's why i've largely fucked off from this thread
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>>217763209
Do it all the way
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>>217763165
I do but it's ironic shitposting.
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greetings from /kdg/
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>>217763402
Isnt it funny how 'huge fans' of star trek only know TOS stuff
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>>217763480
Well the show takes place in 1997 so that somewhat explains it.
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>>217763480
It's the only true Star Trek.
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>>217763480
>>217763512
Bones, Scotty, and Spock are in TNG so that makes TNG official Star Trek. There is also the Generations movie which has Kirk, Scotty, and Chekov in it as well
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>>217763402
The best Gundam is Amuro!
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>>217763808
Bad reasoning; PIC has the entire TNG crew and it isn’t real trek
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>>217763480
Beam me up, Scotty!
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>>217756113
Federation? Insidious? How?
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>>217756412
A classic to be sure. It's a ripoff of a Twilight Zone episode though.
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>>217763480
what's the most kino quote from any star trek show only a pro would know? so none of the KAAAHN shit or make it so, or data's functioning penis, or rape gangs, or any of that normie stuff.
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I was going through TNG again and when I got to season 5 I discovered that on my first watch of the series I skipped over the inner light. wtf was I thinking, it was great
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Remember when Riker fell in love with a tranny?
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>>217763833
More of a Hunk guy myself. Yellow lion best lion. Get fucked, Pudge.
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>>217763858
>PIC has the entire TNG crew and it isn’t real trek
Except it is. They fly the Enterprise D and shoot phasers. This is all Star Trek requires.
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>>217763950
Wow, what an episode to miss out on.
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>>217763951
Totally out of character imho. Maybe the part would have been better for Geordie. I never looked the same at Riker after that episode
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>>217763951
Jon Frakes was angry they didn't cast a male actor to be the non binary which is a very unsuual complaint to make.
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>>217763950
Why would you skip over any episode on your first watch through?
I even watched Shades of Grey on my first run-through.
Of course I'll never see it again, but I've watched it the one time.
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>>217763929
ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS

alternatively: PROMENADE!
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>>217762738
Since every kuntsman show follows the exact same format there is nothing at all to say.
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>tfw he invites you over for netflix and chill and you see his french press
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>>217764103
I don't even know. I must have either simply forgot to watch it or heard it was one of those emotional episodes and thought that was gay so didn't watch it
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>>217763929
>computer, water
>temperature?
>12 oncians
>this system is calibrated to the celsius/metric system
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>>217763929
Aren't you dead?
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>>217763929
>What a charming negress.
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>>217762528
>Barclay begins mass replicating HyperAggressive Warrior Datas with the strength of forty men, and they go around bending furniture and doorways out of shape, inconveniencing millions. Meanwhile, Geordie and Barclay have been going absolutely feral in carnal holodeck debauchery
This is canon now.
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>>217763929
>what's the most kino quote from any star trek show only a pro would know?
For me, it's the Kirk captain's log voiceover where he says "NOMAD!"

I love the way he delivers that name with equal parts exasperation and fear.
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>>217763929
That's a stupid question!
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>>217764218
>tfw she sees my siphon and appreciates my perfect mound
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>>217763929
>Warning: warp core breach a lot sooner than you think
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>>217763929
>Mankind has no need for gods. We find the one quite adequate.
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>>217755522
I toyed around with an idea for some series that's a send off for everything TNG kickstarted in 87 before they move onto the 26th century and landed on:
>arc 1: sisko and garak's false flag gets exposed, big geopolitical crisis, the powers resolve it with a trial where each faction gets their pound of flesh: garak, DS9 guy who initially sanctioned sisko's manipulation, and vreenak's brother who exposed the whole false flag (and killed a lot of people along the way) are all the fall guys
>arc 2: feds encounter their genuine ideological dark mirror. Some multispecies confederation that can and will use violence and coercion to admit new members if peace doesn't work; they were founded by four species coming together consensually like the feds and have created countless paradies like the feds. They aren't this one species dominating countless others (dominion, terrans), they have an actual ideology, they are ruthless, but not mustache twirlers. They don't even want to conquer the feds, they see them as simply competitors/ideological rivals for new worlds to admit. Resolution to the arc: involves the Mirror Universe as a means to convince them reassess everything they believe
>arc 3: iconian war, STO inspiration, not direct adaption as such
Certainly a wankfest involving TNG, VOY, DS9 and Picard S3 characters but it's a hypothetical in my mind to finally do some send off to the TNG era that, frankly, is still ongoing to some degree.
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the only way, is janeway
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>>217761145
>sabrina the teenage witch

lmao
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>>217763929
Using 'Herbert' as a slur
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>>217755842
Which would suck getting recognized for more: Star Trek or X-Men? At least TNG wasn't capeshit.
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Trek is like the only series with well written, yet empowering autist characters. I've never felt so valid and seen as I have when I watch Barclay and Odo episodes.
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>>217762862
How stunning and brave it is and how it appeals to the youth, not fucking dinosaurs.
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>>217755782
Looking at her career tells me she fucked up and should have committed to TV.
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>>217763958
>Get fucked, Pudge.

A lot of fanfiction is devoted to just that, and a fair amount of it by Hunk.
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>>217755842
I remember sort of thinking that too. That he's famous for Trek and X-Men, but he would rather his legacy be as a serious, dramatic actor. That's the vibe he gives. But, looking through his acting credits, the legacy he has is his own fault. He has only done a very small handful of films that are actually good. Hamlet and Green Room, voice acting and half a dozen mediocre TV-movies. Not much of a film career outside Trek and X-Men. And surely he had offers, turned down roles in movies that turned out to be great. And yeah, he does plays. That's his passion maybe. But, Ian McKellen does plays too. And similar to Pstew, Ian McKellen is best know for X-Men and LotR. But, McKellen has also done a lot of well-received small movies. Working in several movies a year for a lot of his career. Which Stewart never did.
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>>217766337
I was going to google a picture of him in that pink beret to make a joke . . . and the image search results came up with pictures of him in drag and . . . seriously this dude just has no one to blame but himself.
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>RLM has no plan to review Starfleet Academy
Bitch. I was seriously looking forward to that. Even had a 2 for 1 deal on a pizza from the slop delivery app.

I don't know if they just think it's not worth it or Rich Evans literally cannot take this shit anymore.
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>>217766177
Pidge is underage. That's wrong.
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>>217762995
They're hitting every demographic from toddlers on upwards. Kurtzman promised them some kind of long-term loyalty establishment for the next 20 years.

I see no sign of this ever stopping.
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>>217759499
wasn't Nimoy from Canada too?
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>>217766644
>Kurtzman promised them some kind of long-term loyalty establishment
NuTrek from the cradle. What a horrifying prospect.
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>>217766644
>hitting every demographic
except the straight male demographic ie the only people who actually want to watch tv shows about spaceships
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>>217766644
>long-term loyalty establishment for the next 20 years.
they had that already until kurtzman
it doesnt matter how woke they make star trek, there arent enough woke retards and women interested in spaceship shows in the world to make up for the fans they lost
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>>217760239
i genuinely think this show is a humiliation ritual for the dark powers that own media. I feel bad this actress that she is cast in this idealised utopia as an AI that presents like that.
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>>217766950
Yeah sorry except for that one.
I think overweight 50 year old men would literally just be happy with one piece of media that resembles old Star Trek. They're never going to get it. If lightning strikes once it's going to last for 3 episodes before a girlboss starts fixing everyone's problems or some hamfisted allegory for modern politics gets inserted.
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>>217766950
>Maybe straight men watch Star Trek. We don't know. Frankly, we don't want to know. It's a market we can do without.
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>>217756439
Not for Tasha
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>>217755522
PROPAGANDA
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https://youtu.be/Mw3SV6U_p0Q
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>>217767885
great, i'll just a.i. gen up my own episodes and upload them online. enjoy.
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>>217767932
That's the Star Trek way, like Bashir and O'Brien trying to win The Alamo.
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Fucking TrekBros! How much are we Fucking loving our new Star Trek: Starfleet Academy series? I'm Fucking LOVING IT right now!
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I don't like the word retarded as a derogatory slur but I have no better way to describe what I'm watching. When the exciting opener to your show is that there are "7 mysterious signals" and then they forget about 4 (5?) of them it just makes no sense on levels that go beyond the idea of science fiction or a television show.
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I should just rewatch Space Cases
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>>217767957
Should've just strafed the Mexicans with their Spitfires.
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>>217755615
>Thought for 4m 39s
kek
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I wonder if anyone in the ACK time period larps as fighter pilots in Operation Return on the holodeck.
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>>217768066
>I imagine them trembling in fear in the presence of the Doomslayer even while knowing he is the hero who saved them all. But you could never cast such a tormented soul. And to show such truths to the human eyes would only scar them knowing what real truth await at the end of this path of training and grooming.
I'll cry for (you).
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>rewatching The Visitor

Time to bawl my eyes out again
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>>217755522
I have never watched a single episode of this nerd show.
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>>217768691
>missing out on The Rock's first acting gig
Queer
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More kvetching on outer /tv/ it seems

Star Trek fans seem like a peaceful race. They mostly just sit here in this one general specifically and post memes from TNG while there's a storm howling outside and elonx yells about this overweight racist manbaby that I have never actually met.

I'm so sorry that you've had to go through this. If you guys don't care at all then I guess it doesn't matter. Keep posting.
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>>217768761
Kys cuck. Go back to redd*t
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>>217760239
I don’t hate it. Too much casual swearing and rapid cuts to build tension, but the Federation rebuilding setting is carrying it for me. Picardo still kills it as the EMH, they have an interesting Klingon character and story going, and I don’t actively hate any of the characters. The writers understand the universe enough that I’m interested where they go with it.

Also really hoping they elaborate on what happened with the Jem’Hadar after DS9. They opened the door to something interesting and I’m curious if they can stick the landing.
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>>217769815
positivity?? on my /trek/?????

I mostly agree
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Yesterdays Enterprise is overrated as fuck
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>>217770004
/trek/ is positive all the time. Positive about Dukat and Neelix and Trekpu. And a lot of other Star Trek things.
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Started watching this for the first time today, I'm genuinely shocked that the 60s show is as compelling as it is. The acting is a bit hammy, especially from the extras at times, but it's pretty good. The scene between Spock and Kirk in The Naked Time was pretty great. Why does everyone look like they're sweating so often though?
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>>217770629
>I'm genuinely shocked that the 60s show is as compelling as it is
That shouldn't be too surprising. The Twilight Zone is better than pretty much every TV show today. And was before TOS.

I don't mean to make too much of a deal out of it, but if that is truly your attitude. Being shocked that a show from the '60s is actually good. You should watch more old things. because honestly, they often don't just hold up. But are better. There are flicks from the '40s that are the best you'll ever watch.

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