star trek sex with shran

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>>219702435

Can't believe Dukat generated a holo-image of himself as the Emissary and shared it on all subspace frequencies.

>>219702435
At least he knows how to fight like a man. That's more than can be said about some other characters I've seen.

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That's because he always was a real man.

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undress with m'ress

>>219703041
I refuse to believe he did any real racing.
>look it up
>did hot laps and celebrity things for NASCAR promo evrnts
I fucking knew it.

Are there any TOS experts that could answer a question for me? I just watched That Which Survives. When the ship is locked into high warp drive and is 15 minutes from exploding, Scott crawls into an access tube to try to make fixes to keep the ship from blowing up. This makes sense to me. But, then Spock has Lt. Rahda prepare to jettison the pod along Scott on his order. Why? If jettisoning the pod will save the ship, then why not do it before the 15 minues are up and give Scottie a few seconds to get clear before hitting the jettison button? If it won't save the ship, then why bother with the jettison at all?

>>219704496
maybe they wanted to kill scotty

>>219702435
Do you think those actors expected Shatner to do that? They look genuinely taken aback

>>219704496
its basically jeffttison the fuel pod, later reworked to jettison the warp core

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>the enterprise is too busy patroling the neutral zone to help with the kilingons or cardassians and dominion war, but they said they could spare worf

>>219705957
The Dominion would've just ganked the Enterprise if it did show up. They wrote the whole USS Odyssey storyline specifically to show that this would happen. A single Galaxy class ship would make no difference to the war.

>>219705994
its a sovereign class you pleb

>>219704496
it scotty didnt fix it they would most likely all die anyway

>>219705994
the cardies kidnapped picard because they knew enterprise would take the lead in any conflict, it being the flagship and all.
its just proof that the feds didnt care about the retarded bajorans and the problems they caused for themselves.

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On behalf of Nutrek I offer peace, You say what?

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>>219706256

Just ordered the first season of 80s Twilight Zone on DVD, partially because of the high concentration of Trek actors.
Quite like the original series but only seen maybe one episode of the 80s show before. Great theme song and incidental music by the Grateful Dead too.

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>>219706256
>>219706309

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>>219707838
thanks

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>>219707870
ENT mirror intro is still my second favorite intro in all of Trek. You just can't beat TNG, but man, does it come close.

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What was going on with all the quarreling in the last thread? Was it because they were hungry?

>>219703041
>no mention of horses
Huh

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>>219708114
As far as I can tell there’s at least 3 very distinct autists who frequent these threads that you should under no circumstances engage with

>>219708114
There's a halfway decent shitposter that likes to come into this general and rile up the locals. Sometimes he manages to get them fighting each other and it burns through the post limit fast. Thankfully it doesn't usually propagate between them, so he has to start again in the new one.

>>219708207
I hope it’s me

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rom should have been executed before the vorta came through the wormhole

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>>219705957
>we can't have the Enterprise or any Soveriegn for that matter on screen, it'll just confuse people!
>later: shows an Intrepid
Obviously they backwards justified it because they needed the sets, but they could have been using alll those Enterprise-E sets no problem if they wanted, people aren't retarded

>>219708153
Horse riding/husbandry wasn't a cool young man thing to do in thr 70s. It was for kids and old people that liked westerns and playing cowboys and indians. And women. Always women. It would've detracted from the polyathlete professional the puff piece was going for.

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>Oochie woochie coochie coo?

>>219708302
Yeah, it's annoying. And then you have Netflix who came to conclusion, that they need to dumb down scripts.

>>219708320
Akoocheemoya

>>219706327
90s Outer Limits has a lot of Trek actors in it too.

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>>219706021
Looks like a Galaxy to me, mate.

>>219708302
>people aren't retarded
Worth remembering that when a Sovereign turned up in Picard S2 many people assumed it was the Enterprise even though it was just an incidental ship in a fleet of ships, it wasn't even big on the screen. Berman's autism was proven right.

>>219705994
>The Dominion would've just ganked the Enterprise if it did show up.
Nuh huh, because Geordi and Data would you multi tachyon anti polarity field (that they just pulled out of their ass), to deflect all of Dominion weapons, and then hack all their ships to blow up or something.

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>>219706256
And I, on behalf of the Old, accept.

>>219708823
Don't fall for his tricks, old man.

i would give my left nut for a new trek about people on a federation ship getting into episodic adventures like 5-10 years after the end of DS9

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Female captains, amirite

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>>219708982
Let Troi pilot the ship, what's the worst that can happen

>>219708617
The Ent D (Galaxy-class) was wrecked by letting Troi drive it, before the Dominion war started. The Ent E (Sovereign-class) not being present for the war is what the guy you replied to was complaining about.

>>219708982
>>219709079
Imagine being off duty in the mess hall/ten forward, enjoying a nice meal when this shit happens.

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>>219708982
Even Mitchell BurntHam couldn't escape it.

>>219709160
they were on red alert by then so everyone would be at duty station or in their quarters. but that would be humorous

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I bet this guy and Odo would have gotten along.

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The drug dealer's mask was cool though. Reminds me of one of the demons from Shin Megami Tensei.

>>219708923
S-sorry but the truce is officialy I guess.

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>oh boy! I just love investigating gaseous anomalies!

>>219709773
It's like someone turned an animation smear into a ship design

>>219709849
Ship's perpetually going into warp

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>>219709184
There’s an unusual amount of women on the bridge when the D crashes too. At least 50%

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What an absolute unit

>>219710540
i remember in the book in the part about this episode, Bob Blackman saying how he had to redesign Cardie uniforms so they'd be able to cast fat people.

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Nice cinematography
Also god I love this scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7AvdDMDIn8

>>219710983
What's with all the toy guns in the background.

Star Trek

>use orb of time to go back and build Dukat a statue
>billions of lives saved

Sorry that your favorite show got wokeified and killed.

>>219711825
I don’t really care anymore. It doesn’t change the fact that the stuff I like exists

>>219711872
Well they cant take that from you, though I'm sure they will try.

>>219706256
Rest in piss nutrek

>>219711680
>It's NERF or nothing, Commander

>>219707949
VOY is objectively the best Trek intro

>>219708982
This was Harry's fault

>>219712767
Voyager should have just enhanced their warp drive like their demon planet duplicates did, it wouldn't have destabilized real people.

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>>219712911
but then they would get home

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>>219710983
The first four series were framed specifically for 4:3, and I'm really glad the remasters preserved that.

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It's William Sadler's 76th birthday!

They should do something like Picard, but with Archer.

>>219714610
>it's revealed Sloane's name is Luther
>he concludes he's wasted his life violating his own beliefs in order to preserve them
>that people are what they do rather than what they espouse to believe
kino

>>219714754
>They should do something like Picard
They should not do that

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>>219702394
Did LT. Barclay have episodes outside of TNG?

>>219715030
Several on Voyager, yeah. He's instrumental in establishing contact between them and the Federation, and in getting the Doctor back and forth to cure Zimmerman.

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>>219714754
There's a pitch for such a show with him as the president of the Federation

>>219715030
he has a few eps of VOY.

>>219715093
oh fug I need look them up. none in that DS9?

>>219715093
I like the one with him and the holodeck recreation of Voyager. Dwight did a great job in that one.

borg nanotech is dumb and i hate it.

>>219715093
>Several on Voyager, yeah. He's instrumental in establishing contact between them and the Federation, and in getting the Doctor back and forth to cure Zimmerman.
He even appears in VOY season 1.

>>219712911
>Voyager should have just enhanced their warp drive like their demon planet duplicates did, it wouldn't have destabilized real people.
That's what made it such a kino 'sode.

>the demon crew is constantly patting themselves on the back for coming up with such an amazing redesign for the warp drive
>they're puffed up with the idea that they're going to be famous for creating it when they get back to Earth
>realize they're all mimic goo
>broadcast an SOS to the real VOYboys
>demon ship goes splat just before Voyager arrives
>Voyager: "Huh... weird. Well, let's turn around and keep heading for Earth."
The audience is left with the realization that the Voyager crew was almost given a technology that would have gotten them back to Earth in record time if not for the missed connection.

>>219715140
He's great at portraying Barclay going from absolutely at ease on the holodeck to constantly dropping spaghetti irl without making it obnoxious. It's nice to see him go outside of his comfort zone to help Voyager too, risking not just embarrassment but punishment as well in order to do that right thing. As soon as it works he's rightly praised for it, too. I liked seeing that.

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Don't forget Barclay's cameo in First Contact

Why did they make so many DS9 alternate universe episodes? They weren't good enough imo to keep doing them.

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>>219702394
>Who wants a warm martini?

Words to live by.

>>219716037
>the angry black man
>cunty 2nd in command
>the young doctor
>the slut
>the irishman
what else are they supposed to do with such boring characters? one day im going to go through and count the episodes that are carried by supporting cast. i think its more than half of ds9.

>>219716487
i like how in tos alcohol is something only the doctor and the scotsman are allowed to dispense.

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>>219716591
The lead Engineer and backup captain having unlimited drinking privileges is how you know TOS is a product of the 1960s

>>219716037
they were fun for the writers and actors.

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>>219717585
their job was to enterain the audience, not each other.

>>219716037
mirror kira is enough to justify them all

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Jesus Christ this is painful to watch and for the reasons I think they'd hoped

>>219718166
Imagine if it was just Data there looking around shrugging like the travolta meme

>>219718166
They should have just found a letter she wrote and have Crosby narrate, rather than the hologram shit. Play it over recycled clips of her fighting. Are we supposed to believe every crewmate recorded a eulogy for their own funeral, or only the one who actually ended up dying? Because I'd love to see Worf's hologram.
>If you are watching this, then I have died gloriously in battle.

>>219718663
>root beer for all!

>>219718663
>>If you are watching this, then I have died gloriously in battle.
> they find him like a week later in his ship’s only surviving escape pod

>>219718663
>If you're seeing this message, investigate Keiko for my murder. I always knew she'd do me in one day, god help me

>>219715350
him struggling to get a word in when trying to do the right thing for VOY was easily the most convincing and relatable bit from the character. like out of all the goofy spaghetti spilling moments he had in TNG, him finally taking a stand and clarifying himself was genuinely great

Should I bother with Voyager after I finish DS9? The general impression I get is that Janeway is cool but everyone else is a whinging pussy with a punchable face

>>219717363
Who was going to stop him?

>>219705994
we did see two of them totally fuck shit up in the war later on, but that was obviously a little fanservice in the end i suppose

>>219718166
>Jesus Christ this is painful to watch and for the reasons I think they'd hoped
20 minutes late, I notice I accidentally a word
*NOT for the reasons I think they'd hoped

>>219718663
>Are we supposed to believe every crewmate recorded a eulogy for their own funeral

>HolodeckGPT, based on Tasha Yar's logs, recreate what her eulogy might look like so we can have a funeral

>>219718969
Watch it, the show's decent overall, the actual good characters float to the top and drive most of the stories. It's worth it even if the show can be a bit hit or miss. I mean, what else are you gonna watch? Discovery?

>>219719235
grim

>>219717793
She's cringe.

>>219719235
What episode?

>>219719235
You've had that screenshot sitting in your hard drive for eight and a half years?

>>219719403
https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Choose_Your_Pain_(episode)
whatever this bullshit was
>>219719413
i probably posted it before 8 years ago but i stumbled upon it again, suck my dick

>>219719554
>https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Choose_Your_Pain_(episode)
LMAO, if this is truer Trek than TOS, that Discovery fandom is full of idiots.

>>219718663
i never had a job where I put my life on the line but Im pretty sure that people who do prepare final messages in advance and regularly update them

>>219719235
I don't fully understand the mentality of a person like this. Some I get, they're so attached to the franchise name they've lost all agency and self respect. That's not what this is though, if that were the case he would be saying how the new stuff stands tall with the old stuff. Instead its just flat out "old stuff lame new stuff good"

>>219719262
Was thinking of picking up Remington Steele, but lacking any decent sites to stream it from, I guess I'll give Voyager a shot

>>219719235
NuTrek is brain rot.

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>>219719413
I can top that

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>>219702394
Bridge Commander is awesome.

>>219720598
lmao
Kino.

>>219718969
Voyager has some really interesting episodes. The crew admittedly isn't as strong as DS9 or TNG but some of them are alright

>>219719235
Dementia is a scary thing, I would rather be dead than turn into this.

Feel like I'm getting cucked by Worf bros. Been watching DS9 and waifuing Jadzia who's almost identical to the girl I was friendzoned by, now I have to see them being in a relationship and her kissing him and I don't like this at all.

>>219721331
t. Julian

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>>219703564
So you have to nitpick to find something to use to criticize the man? Makes me wonder how your own abilities would stack up against Shatner's in his prime. Let's see... Strong, handsome, fit, sportsman Shatner, next to a weak, fat, pimple faced recluse who pompously sits in judgement of his betters.
Guess who wins. Protip: it isn't you.

STV still sucks, Bill.

>>219703564
you foolish fool you.
https://thethirdturn.com/wiki/William_Shatner/Results/Toyota_Pro-Celebrity_Race

I like barclay

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>>219720598
How in the fu-

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>>219718166
Why is she in the Windows XP wallpaper?

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>Today is the end of the Civilian Government. The end of a regime that acquiesces to disorder. At this very moment in a system far from here, the Detapa Council lies to the Cardassian people while appeasing the onslaught of the loathsome Klingons. This fierce machine which you have built, upon which we stand will bring an end to the Council, to their cherished fleet. All remaining systems will bow to the Second Order and will remember this as the last day of Civilian Governance! Fire!
>*Dukat Base fires gigantic warp speed laser beams which rip through subspace and blow up all the planets in the Cardassian system*
>Damar: Sir, we've just destroyed our home planets!
>Dukat: Shit...

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Laddie.......you think you might wanna......rephrase that?

Can the trasnporter change me into a woman by chance.

>>219725385
Only a child

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>>219725385
There's alien technology for that.

>>219703041
This guy is obviously an insecure poser. Do you not see that?

i wonder what became of alexander. he was a good guy.

Odo could’ve just killed the female changeling and transformed into her to stop the war

>>219727041
odo was a traitor working for the dominion the entire time

>>219706256
good Nutrek:
Star Trek (2009)
Star Trek: Lower Decks (complete series)
Star Trek: Strange New Worlds (seasons 1&2)

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>>219725184
>i said
>your mother will be forced to live in the streets, begging for scraps of food

>>219727443
its all shit, actually

>>219706256
Decanonize yourself.

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>well, that happened

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>>219727846
>god damned star fleet and their god damned safety regulations
>if i want to expose myself to extemely dangerous contagions its nobodys business but my own

>>219727041
he did transform into her but it was just to kill some Cardies and a random Vorta

>>219728455
in my opinion that was the most brilliant part of his ruse to steal the cure for space AIDS

>>219727443
SNW S3 was mostly fine, except for the finale which was bootleg Discovery trash. I like it enough that I hope they don't fuck the series finale but I'm prepared to be disappointed.
I hope they have Ortegas and La'an be more alien racist.

>>219727846
>we need to kill everyone who knows about these, they’re too horrible
>but they can cure O’Brien easily back at the station
What is wrong with that species

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QWORF!
MAN THE TORPEGOS!

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>It'll be all right. Our technology can revive me even if I'm brain dead for two minutes.

>>219720598
>>219702547
trek, it's kino!

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>>219726643
Let's see your own personal pic and bio, you repulsive fat ass. I'll wager you're not even close to the man Bill Shatner was in his youth. So fuck off with your lame assed criticism of a man whose worth is far beyond anything you could ever dream to accomplish.

so why does shran call all humans pinkskins when he's seen ensign mayweather?

are andorians blind?

>>219730673
Brown's a type of pink.

>>219729098
They might change the finale to be a giant fuck you to Paramount. It’s obvious the finale was meant to lead into a full fledged TOS remake. Well, that got pushed back another 15 years.

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>>219730836
no

>>219727443
>Star Trek: Lower Decks (complete series)
>Star Trek: Strange New Worlds (seasons 1&2)
are those really good? I could watch something new now

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>>219731091
>SNW has 2 more seasons
>S3 finale was in 2261
>Kirk's 5 year mission begins in 2265 with "Where No Man Has Gone Before"
>Very likely S5 will end with the commencement of Kirk's 5 year mission

how will they explain the ship suddenly looking dogshit I wonder
Also it's been like 2 years since I last saw The Menagerie, why does Pike step down from literally the best job in Starfleet again?

>>219731318
lower drecks is okay if you like to masturbate to crudely drawn cartoons but otherwise its steady march from tolerable parody to asinine late rick and morty trash.
strange new worlds is bad and not worth watching but it has some redeeming qualities like being more episodic and more heterosexual. had it been the first entry in nutrek it might have been salvagable but the shits jusr too deep to climb out of

>>219731439
those arent the same timelines so im not going to think about it

>>219702394
You just pissed off i'm not totally naked so you can stare are my cock.

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It was a pickle Rick hazard

Maybe the next Trektoon should take cues from Smiling Friends instead of R&M and capitalize off the void.

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>>219732494
paw patrol is a more viable model

>>219732494
>smile
>death on all side
choose one.

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Why the fuck did he steal a candle?

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this show has everything trekkies have been asking for

>>219732940
he was on that horse

>>219732748
This doesn't really exist.

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>>219733073
its real and its fabulous

>>219702435
Shoulder checking someone with your full mass is a real thing but I have no clue why he jumped

>>219727443
>Star Trek (2009)
Nutrek started with Discovery. The Kelvin movies are their own thing.

>>219733149
It's a faake. Never seen it referenced outside of /trek/.

>>219733300
How many currently-airing Nickelodeon shows can you name besides SpongeBob?

>>219704496
Because while it would save the ship, it would leave them stranded in deep space with no way to warp out, which is a very bad thing obviously. It's just less bad and has a higher chance of eventual rescue and survival than flat out exploding. By Spock's logic, there are 3 outcomes, ranked in order of desirability:

>Scotty fixes the warp drive, the ship is saved, and everyone lives.
>Scotty and the pod are jettisoned, Scotty dies, the ship is left adrift but intact.
>The ship explodes and everyone dies.

>>219733050
You ain't cool till you get sucked off by a Borg slut while mainlining simultaneously in both arms at the same time. Night City is wild.

>>219732940
It was a fire hazard

The prime directive is fucking retarded and there is no virtue to allowing lesser developed civilizations to suffer through disease, war and death when you can elevate them past those growing pains immediately. If anything, the Federation has a moral obligation to do the exact opposite of it.

>>219733490
The opposite of the prime directive is colonialism.

>>219733490
The prime directive can be both good and bad. Your example is when it's bad. Plenty of other examples where Starfleet ruined a civilization because they stuck their nose in their business.

>>219733490
Yes but that’s a lot of work.

>>219733572
Only if the goal is to conquer and subjugate, as opposed to uplift and elevate.

>>219733652
Fair enough.

>>219733572
Colonialism was comfy in retrospect

>>219733719
> Only if the goal is to conquer and subjugate, as opposed to uplift and elevate
Literally all proponents of colonialism said this. Didn’t you learn “the white mans burden” in school?

>>219733719
>Only if the goal is to conquer and subjugate, as opposed to uplift and elevate.
Both effectively the same thing, as they would erase the culture of the less advanced races. no different from what the borg do, really.

>>219733786
Some asshole claiming he is your friend so he can stab you in the back doesn't mean everyone claiming they are your friend is using it as a front for betrayal.

>>219733490
Just hack the Borg to turn them into terraformers and hop on a ship and get shit done.

>>219733805
It would drastically alter it, for sure, but the skipping of untold years of suffering and struggle is worth the changing of any culture. Imagine early human tribes bashing each other's heads in with rocks because they think the other tribe poisoned their well, because they have no conception of disease. Elevating them would surely change whatever culture they possessed, but that's a small price to pay.
>no different from what the borg do
The borg mentally and physically enslave people and completely remove their own minds and personality. For all intents and purpose, they murder them. It's completely different.

>>219734052
pre-warp civilizations would be absorbed by the borg fairly easy when the federation had trouble with them at first. it's foolish move considering the borg is real.

>>219733876
No people actually believed it at the time. The way they teach history is too adversarial. Most humans don’t and cants act like Grima Wormtongue.

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>When wardrobe hands you a tablecloth to wear

>>219716591
You legally can't prevent a Scotsman from drinking. It's considered an international war crime.

>>219703564
>trying to discredit Based Bill
Not on my watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmIsg6ca3QI

>>219734528
when smiling friends went off air iran got bombed... you take away scottlands booze and goodbye britian.

>>219718969
So far I've been enjoying it. There's some freaky alien concepts in there, and I get a real kick out of Tuvok's character. For the most part it's like a slightly more bland TNG.

>>219735155
fuck off /pol/tard. i'm sick of seeing /pol/shit 24/7 on /tv/ these days.

>>219718969
Voyager is great, ignore DSNs

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>>219734405
Most TNG season one was like that.
>We spent all our costume budget on Farpoint and Big Goodbye. Quick pull the drapes down and run them through a sewing machine.

>>219735991
His voice upsets me to this day. Look at him, just look. There's no way he should have any voice other than a high pitched impish jester affectation.

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>>219735991
Season 1 had the most elaborate costumes you’re nuts. After that everyone starts wearing kindergarten teacher jumpers and brown vests

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>how she answers the door on Sunday morning after telling you to stop by her dorm to work on your group project

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What a menace

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>>219736469
Poor Bashir. Not even the station bicycle would give him a ride.

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Love Mirror, Mirror, but I wish we could’ve seen more of Mirror Universe Kirk and the others who teleported to the other universe. At least Spock with a goatee was cool.

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>>219718663
>If you're watching this, that means I'm dead. Geordi, please, please, PLEASE delete my private holodeck program list without viewing them.

>>219736739
He has a self driving car

>>219733399
thanks. this majes logical sense.

>>219736838
That just means he’s special. R-right?

Computer, activate Emergency Neelix Hologram.

>>219735712
People are angry and want Smiling Friends back. People wanna smile so it's time for a holy war.

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She should have kept her fringe for ds9

>>219736838
but have you tried cocaine and liquor?

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>>219737384

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>>219737350
That program has been deleted

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>>219737557
aye

>Rule of Acquisition #112 — Never have sex with the boss’ sister

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>ywn kick the gong around with tasha
not cool man

>>219737940
quark is responsible for the fall of ferengi society

>>219739122
True. I don’t understand why the Nagus doesn’t get deposed though. He broke ape law

>>219718663
When DS9 is being evacuated in 3 part season 2 opener Sisko gives Jake a letter that he tells him to wait on opening, pretty clear it's for in case he's killed.
Later during the Dominion war Miles hands someone, I think Julian, a data rod with recordings for his family in case he doesn't survive the mission he's about to go on and mentions that he records a new one before he's sent out on anything dangerous.

Set phasers to "exploding heads"

DS9 is extremely emotional compared to previous series.

>>219739767
I'm not saying this is bad. I love the emotional episodes. I'm just pointing it out.

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>>219739767
how dare you

>Troi can tell I booked an appointment because I'm extremely horny and heard about Broccoli's holodeck program
What do you think her prescription would be?

>>219739767
It has very little sci-fi, relatively speaking

>>219739855
alright maybe I'm forgetting some episodes.
Nevermind.
TNG is the best of Trek I've seen so far.

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this lying cunt…

>>219740102
>socialisation
>s

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>>219740102
what do you mean by that, sir?

>The Visitor
>Nana Visitor is barely in it

>>219740102
That episode is pretty problematic
>LAL: Gender female.
>TROI: That's right, Lal. Just like me.
>LAL: Gender male.
>DATA: Correct.
>LAL: I am gender neuter. Inadequate.
>DATA: That is why you must choose a gender, Lal, to complete your appearance.
>LAL: What are criteria?
>DATA: Access your data bank on sexuality, level two. That will define the parameters.
>TROI: Whatever you choose will be yours for your lifetime. It's a decision that will affect how people interrelate with you.

>Star Trek: Voyager
>not a single 'sode is about V'ger

>>219740402
yeah you'd think they could change genders by then.

>>219740435
>Star Trek: Voyager
>not even 1 oyager let alone 5

>>219740463
Why would you want to? If you don’t hate yourself. They’ve cured self-hatred

>>219740544
I personally don't want to. I enjoy being a man.
I'm just saying that in Heaven changing gender is as easy as changing an outfit.

>>219740656
They wear the same thing every single day though

>>219739855
I remember only two things from this episode:
>Kirk casually spanking dudes on the ass after a training session, no homo of course
>"There's no right way to hit a woman, Charlie."

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can you niggas see the Delphic Expanse/Azati Prime here?

I like knowing my bearings.

>>219710983
I like how Sisko's got a smirk about it - like "yeah, that's how a man gets it done!" - and when Dukat looks at Kira with a smug expression she just turns away, seething and malding in the face of Cardassian superiority.

>>219702342
Exactly! The moopsies are no threat to the Founders . . . but to the solids? Those violent, bone-filled solids?

>>219741162
There's something really funny to me about measuring distance in space because there is functionally no point in caring about any of it between planets or space stations because it's just emptiness.

Hated Sisko from the very first episode. I understand grief but he's far removed from the death of his wife and he knows that there is literally nothing voluntary about being assimilated and yet he's STILL a complete cunt to Picard, acting as if though he was responsible for what happened. Combined with the godawful performance and I just can't with this show.

>>219741455
Yea I could tell just from looking at him he was a bad seed. Something about his complexion just rubbed me wrong.

>>219741455
>not slurping his nuts from the back is "being a cunt"
ok

>>219741541
You're a dishonest prick and I hope you get hit by lightning

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>>219740304
>Nana Visitor in Star Trek James Bond parody
>her brother was an actual glowie inspiration for James Bond irl

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>>219740717
>>"There's no right way to hit a woman, Charlie."
One of the few times Kirk was wrong... By today's standards, anyway.

>>219740485
When I was younger I used to legitimately thought there were 8 other Deep Space shows I had to watch before starting DS9.

>>219730673
I think he assumed Mayweather was a different species.

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>>219741278
I got a bone for you right here

>>219741455
Sisko was such a bootlicker compared to past captains too

>>219713064
I just watched that episode, are you me?

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>NOO WHY WONT YOU GIVE US YOUR TECHNOLOGY
>sorry but your planet will blow up and while we can do something about it we wont
starfleet is so hypocritical

>>219742534
Planets and people have to die. It's part of life.

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>And what about the crew stranded 70 years away from home who started allowing ChatGPT to use up holodeck time because a 1-year old they let onboard thought it was a real person?
>This one actually happened.

>>219742534
Planets can be rebuilt.

>>219742613
It really is crazy. He deleted a medical database because the Cardassian doctor was a chud according to on crew member, went insane over basic medical ethics, filled his programming with pornographic subroutines, singing subroutines, subroutines devoted to leering and leeching the female crewmembers, almost abandons the ship to become an opera singer, transports to the alpha quandrant to work out the daddy issues he added to his programming, writes a holonovel insulting the and denigrating the crew, sends it to earth without telling anyone… I could go on and on

>>219731318
They're not *bad*. They don't quite scratch the itch, but it comes close. Also Prodigy is good.

>>219731439
>Kirk's 5 year mission begins in 2265 with "Where No Man Has Gone Before"
No?

Hit best of both worlds on my latest rewatch and I have the same thought I've always had with this episode: it's great but not really an all-timer. The second part is noticeably weaker too but even the first part just doesn't land the way it presumably did for audiences when it was airing. I usually don't care about outdated visuals but for the borg it's always been a bit too goofy and the idea of an assimilating hivemind is no longer a novel concept at all so the thematic elements of loss of self and culture don't feel as punchy, especially after having watched voy.

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You now remember this was a thing.

>>219743169
Is it worth a watch? I think Dal is cute.

>>219743169
I dropped STD in the second season and haven't watched a second of nutrek since. I genuinely hope Kurtzman dies a painful death. Gods wrath already took Orci and I like to think it was for his role in mutilating the corpse of trek

>>219743169
This is the only semi-bearable thing in the entire decade of Kurtzman trek, and it's still not worth watching.

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>>219743107
>best of both worlds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ckJx97IDeU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaPLbgHfw44
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj0plbE8LYE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip48NBZa_TQ

>>219720667
stop stretching it, dont you know theres a fix for proper 16:9 support?

>>219743388
Neat, thanks.

>>219704769
I believe they may have been acting.

>>219743794
They stumble pretty awkwardly like they didn’t expect it

>>219743020
uh yeah nigga
twas the pilot after all

>>219743931
they are good actors

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>>219742816
Don't even try it, sucka

>>219745923
It's the biggest joint ever

janny wake up

>>219734377
>Most humans don’t and cants act like Grima Wormstein
ftfy

>>219741784
Jannies ban you for mentioning that

I never realized Iggy Pop was on DS9 until today. Had a "why does he look so familiar?" moment.

>>219749726
I never realized William Shatner was on TOS until today. Had a "why does he look so familiar?" moment.

I fucking hate the chink in TOS. And the russian. Useless characters

>>219743218
Nutrek will never die. Kurtzman is ETERNAL. But you will.

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>>219750004

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>>219743366
you are wrong

>>219750732
Moopsy?

>>219743169
Why did they choose Voyager to get a cartoon sequel?

>>219750732
https://youtu.be/vlez2Dtu95E?feature=shared Oh god this is real

>>219752099
>Kirk>Janeway>Archer>JR>Picard>Sisko

>>219745675
for you

>>219752155
chubby bionic commando Vulcan > the smug guy who beat them at baseball > T'Pol's bitchy mom > Tuvok > T'Pau (TOS) > Spock > Selar > Kirstie Alley > *

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Disregard bitches, acquire logic.

>>219752029
The people making nuTrek really love Voyager if you haven't noticed

Scotty would've stopped The Burn.

>>219750732
>>219752099
Don't they realize what the corn stalk symbolizes with Gen Z?
Porn. It's an algorithm-friendly way of saying porn.

>>219752029
Foids.

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It’s funny how everyone thought socialization and conversation would be hardest for an artificial intelligence when it’s the easiest

Anyone else still having issues with the captcha or posts taking ages to go through? The site has been bugging out for me ever since the maintenance ended.

>>219753007
They expected intelligence to be some sort of miracle

>>219753007
LLMs are giant predictive text mechanisms. They don't think; they calculate the probability of the next word in the chain. And they still mainly communicate through text and don't understand spoken nuance.

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>Harry falls in love with a holodeck character
>Tuvok tries to teach him Vulcan detachment
>she falls for Tuvok instead
>she's a yandere stalker
>takes over the ship
>Tuvok finds her real body
>she's actually a femcel playing Second Life
>Tuvok and Harry make up over a game of Jenga
this episode was a goddamn rollercoaster
>>219753025
It's happening to me too.

>>219753064
Just like everyone around me
>>219753025
Yes. I just thought it was the ketamine I’m doing

Am I alone in finding it weird when they ask Data questions that the ship's computer would be obviously better suited to answer? It feels like the writer didn't want to interrupt the flow of the scene by having a character stop and talk to the ceiling

>>219753127
i find it more odd that data has spent 10-15 years living as an independent person, including at least 3 at the academy and he still acts like its the first day he was turned on.
imagine a walking talking fully functional sexbot getting through the academy without cadets fucking it. its absurd.

>>219753127
Just about an hour ago, I was posting in a thread on /v/ and asked a question that someone else then said I should have googled. I think people simply prefer conversation if it's an option, especially if they're already in one. Data is one of the bros.