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Happy Memories Edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFoc74WfA4Y

A general thread to discuss Dispatch by AdHoc Studios
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2592160/Dispatch/

>Dispatch merch store
https://store.adhocla.com/

>Dispatch fanart contest
https://x.com/theAdHocStudio/status/2014850671346921613
DISPATCH FAN ART CONTEST WINNERS!

We took our time agonizing over every vote. With over 1,500 submissions, we had to break 'em into categories (how does one compare a Mr. Whiskey sugar cookie to a Waterboy rap?!) This also gave us an excuse to recognize more winners.

Huge thanks to everyone who submitted!

Better buckle up for future Fan Art Fridays :)

>Dispatch Switch Edition Launch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flCnsbSrYuw

>/SDN/ discord for anyone who's interested
https://discord.gg/ARS7HbBH

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>>555541119
Flambert <3333
For one last time. It's been fun.
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Why do you faggots think it’s over
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No matter what happens, I will always love Mandy
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Pour one out for switchbros. They’re having a rough day.
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>>555541470
to be fair if you haven't gotten the game on steam yet you're fucking up
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What happened? Is it Joever?
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>>555541664
True. Though what has me confused is how they've not managed to port it to Xbox. Can't be that difficult, could it?
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>>555541910
The contest came and went, no season 2 announcement or tease, and the Switch port is completely censored. I think the engine is starting to lose its steam.
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>>555541910
>>555541325
we are only as strong as our fujoposter and if he decides he wants to call it quits then it's over
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>>555541912
More like SLOPbox
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I'm not ready to call it quits, /SDN/. I'll stick around for as long as there's gas in our little engine.
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>>555542340
that's my dawg
I'm not ready to leave yet either, I'm still holding out hope for small little updates or news to keep me going.
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Our fujo would never leave us
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1U6T0Ej2Trg
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>>>/v/731813397
>Archived
So fucking sad lol
Stay in your pigpen, waifutards. This is the punishment you deserve for ruining Dispatch discussion.
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>>555543680
thanks for the bump :)
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>>555543680
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I’m the lesser phone posting fujo
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>>555543994
thank you for your service
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>>555543994
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Golem is a pretty cool guy
if the thread dies I will be sad
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>>555546940
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>>555547263
saved
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>>555547263
Kek
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>>555541243
You’ll be back tomorrow
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Don’t die :(
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>>555548659
so long as even one of us has the spirit to post we won't die, don't worry
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>>555549130
I like melon cubes
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Well good day /SDN/, I guess we're not dying yet.
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>>555549594
nothing can stop us from endlessly coping about season 2's release date
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Season 2 doko
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>>555549594
Good news! We're not dying! We're going to live forever!
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good night everybody
I'll see you all in the morning
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https://files.catbox.moe/qh7uaz.mp4
This dialogue is very sweet. Was it added in a patch or something?
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>>555543680
It take a ho to birth a ho your mom a ho and you a bitch.
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>>555550708
no
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Courtney
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>>555554484
Yes
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>>555556021
Maybe
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You got bad credit, Robert
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>>555557146
Robert has poor brand recognition
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>>555557146
I love his face here lol.
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>>555558103
Smug bastard. Makes me want to kiss him.
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>>555555949
The midriff fucks me up, man.
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>>555555949
How was she able to keep her augments hidden this whole time?
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Flambae midriff
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>>555555949
There isn't a mech suit in the universe that can keep her from being a selfish fucking asshole. Only Boberto Robberson's Mecha Dick can do it.
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>>555555949
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>>555561219
Post Flambae’s
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>>555560090
Hairy…
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>>555561219
she also has perky nice breasts
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Robert has a nice midriff too you know
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>>555566261
*cough* dad bod
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>>555566261
Yes, you've said so Courtney.
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>>555566384
She was talking the piss. She knows what a real dad bod looks like.
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>>555566696
Okay, dad bod
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>he’s in his 30s and he has slight chest and belly hair, therefore dad bod
Idiots
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Robert barely shaves his face. He probably barely brushes his teeth and barely has deodorant. This is a sign of chronic depression.
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>>555566893
Dad bod says what?
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>>555567818
What?
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>I’m sorry I overcooked the chicken, Robert…
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>>555573110
>she overcooked the chicken so much that it exploded into my cute retarded wife's face
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>>555551985
>HR tapping into their recorded calls hearing a dispatcher and his manager openly flirt with each other
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>>555551985
>seeing you every morning is the best part of my day
>"when you're around it's already alright Robert"
She's literally too good for him. I like him teasing her about it though saying she's top 5, and her basically saying "I'm about to suck the soul out of your cock later"
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>>555583593
risky sex in blazer's office...
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Thank you Blonde Blazer for all you do for /SDN/
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>>555585297
This dialogue is mere hours before the kiss on the car where Robert invites her, so you have to assume that she quite literally did "climb the leaderboard" as it were that exact very night
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>>555585414
Do you think SDN also gave her the swimsuit like they did the dress?
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>>555561219
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>>555586131
Since it looks a lot like her own costume, I'd have to assume it's custom made at the very least. A leotard isn't a rental though, that's hers to keep. She likely gets all kinds of exclusive loot, gear and awards from all of her commercials and savior work and worldly travels!

Maybe she (or even Courtney?) will be honored with the key to the city or something in season 2 after we save downtown LA!
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>you will never be Mecha Man
>you will never have PDA with the Radiant Luminary in front of your coworkers
At least we all get to enjoy MechaMandy!
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>>555588809
>tfw will never be sexually harassed at work by my hot boss
Why even live
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>>555589682
>sexual harassment
>Blazer
You must be confused
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>>555590167
True, you can't rape the willing
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>>555590752
Blazers slight hue shift....
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>>555573110
>>555573318
Lmao
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Surely they can't fuck up the Xbox release right
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So sore
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>>555597895
>ywn have Flambae giving you a warm back massage…
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I love my cute wabi-sabi gap moe gamer shitposter cinephile horny clingy jealous stalker red flag corny virgin laser-riding-badass clean brown tomboy gf with ADHD, asthma, smoking addiction, insecurities, a foul mouth and a below average IQ.
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>>555600020
the taste of cigarettes is what really sets the deal
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>>555600326
with her taste of cigarettes and Robert's coffee breath, they can make one hell of a breakfast in the morning.
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>>555600947
>smoking and coffee
Jesus Christ their bodily fluids must be foul.
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Hopefully Robert eats pineapples
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>>555603272
Man subsists on junk food to get through the day. I doubt he has a pantry full of nutritious foods. Let alone fruits like pineapple.
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>>555551985
Mandy makes me so happy
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Pineapples are nasty texture wise. Great taste wise.
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Let go.
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>>555613017
Feesh
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Founds a picture of you guys
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>>555618434
Average Blazer romancer
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>>555618434
Reminder that Blazer dumped Phenomaman and he literally couldn't have sex with her
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>>555612418
what kind of pineapples are you eating to where they have a nasty texture
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>>555625281
Courtney would fail all her classes except Robert's
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>>>/v/731873485
>(Archived)
Good, you can stop trying to do your ebin baits now, waifufag. Stay in your /vg/ pigpen.
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>>555626395
Why do you suppose that is?
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>>555627672
I’m convinced you’re the one making them
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g'night
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>>555628807
Why does Robert look like Cyraxx?
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So was it Adhoc or Nintendo’s decision to cuck the Switch port?
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Courtney bros, your response?
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>>555628807
Ewww
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Flambert <3333
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>>555541243
>>555633538
You have to let go…
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I will never let go
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It just turned 8pm where I am.
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Robert gets constantly lovingly raped by a ghost.
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>>555637561
He really should wear something underneath his suit
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>>555637561
Why doesn’t he fight back?
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I’m doing another overnight shift =\
I will be here all night =\
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>>555640652
Sure, Courtney, if that’s what you wanna call it
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Does anyone here got the meme where golem and invisigal talks about cookies or some shit, I can't find it and need it for a drawing
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>>555640652
I pray for you anon
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>>555640652
You will have our nocturnal turbo fujo to keep you company. Don’t worry. Unless they have other plans.
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We must be happier Mecha Men and Invisigals.
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Cookie?
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>>555643115
yeah I'll take some
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Look at this absolute queen
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>>555643115
I prefer boobies.
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>>555647278
Blazer would be prettier if she were black
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>>555647465
Waterboy?
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>>555647350
https://files.catbox.moe/kzf5sf.mp4
this mf is recording his voicelines as we speak, I just know it
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>>555637561
Invisighost blowjob! Whooooo!
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>>555648957
so if she gives a blowjob, does just the dick become invisible or the whole person? Or does it not become invisible at all?
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>>555650415
the mecha dick still shows. there's just a really vicious, ravenous, sloppy, mecha-dick starved, slow sucking sensation.
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You like Bershy?
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>>555638804
The ghost can easily overpower him, easier and better just to accept the rape.
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>>555653296
I fucking love bershy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFoc74WfA4Y
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>>555653709
This “ghost” is built like a twig, meanwhile Robert…
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>>555643115
Robert needy cookie.
https://files.catbox.moe/9i8201.jpg
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>>555653908
Built like a twig, however she is surprisingly strong. She was kicking ass in that warehouse.
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>>555654139
All those other villains had dad bods
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Robert has abs. He does workout properly you know.
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>>555655537
Robert's shredded but he does lack mass. Especially on his backside.
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Bobert’s balls.
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>>555655652
this is what happens when your diet consists of twinkies and stale cereal
There's not much room for muscle growth
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>>555656670
SNIFFFFFF
licklicklick
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>>555656735
>the weak should fear the strong.jpg
I can confirm. As a poor man who can barely afford decent food not to mention my severe food/medicine intolerance issues limiting almost every food/drugs that exists that I can't ingest , there's literally no way to ever gain body mass or develop muscle nearly enough to reach a build like flamgae's. much less punch-up's or phenomaman.
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>>555657745
Are you saying you’re a malnourished thin boi
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>>555657197
Visi please... at least wait until shift's over.
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>>555657896
Women prefer men a little bit stinky after a full eight hour shift. That’s what my sister told me.
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>>555657835
I'm saying even after strictly working out everyday for years, best I can come up with is literally the bobertoson build. I'm actually surprised the animators got that accurately.
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>>555658160
Your sister is sinister and is actively trying to prevent you from getting laid then. She a stone cold liar.
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>>555658160
Your sister is hinting at something
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>>555658450
that's a blessing in disguise. Chicks love the dad bod
Now all you need is a couple dozen nasty scars
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Generally speaking all five senses will play a role in sexual attraction
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>>555658795
Lemme just get into a vicious car accident real quick.
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Flambae’s fireballs
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>>555659786
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>>555659786
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>>555659786
Flamballs
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>>555659884
Hot to the touch
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>>555641640
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>>555663545
do you think they just go hopping into online matches being toxic as shit to their teammates?
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>>555664873
Visi lets her intrusive thoughts about Robert slip out
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>>555666659
is Robert going to [GLASS] Flambae?
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>>555666659
Ruh roh
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>>555659786
>>555659884
Flambae? More loike FLAME GAY am I royt lads?
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>>555666659
>discreet watergoat cameo
based
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>>555667376
>Blinds you forever
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>>555667376
I love how happy (and sparkly) he looks when Prism is doing her thing.
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>>555667376
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>>555668301
He and Prism are bffs. They probably go clothes shopping together.
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>>555667821
My "lookin' loik mumford fucked all his sons" inbred genes prevents me from bein' downed er injured. Gunna have to troy some'n else there, lady haha.
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>>555668353
So weak... so, so weak...
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>>555668716
>Slips laxatives in your coffee.
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Jacksepticeye was decent as Punch Up. Better than Charlie at least.
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>>555670543
The sentiment goes around for the rest of Z-team, barring Invisigal. But Jacksepticeye really gets little screentime. Not even a one on one with Robert if I recall, which is a shame. I think he's pretty decent at least in this role. I am not familiar with his acting outside of this.
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>>555669625
Well shite...
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>>555670543
Charlie worked because Sonar is a dope
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>>555670773
I deliberately chose the dialogue options during cutscenes that gets him to speak the most. Really is a shame. He did an actual excellent job at it despite it just being done via zoom calls or something. That and he said during his letsplay of it that he enjoyed the role because for once it wasn't just him being asked to voice himself or an irish stereotype.
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>>555671303
Which is why villain Sonar doesn’t work for me
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>>555671354
AND he beat up Flambae… there is just no fucking way…
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Flambae deserves tender handjob. By Robert.
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>>555671994
He’d get third degree burns on his palm
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Fujo where r u
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>>555674728
Anon... >>555505263
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>>555675021
WELP we’re ded
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>>555675021
Our brightest burner burnt out …
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>>555674728
I’m here but the other one isn’t. Sad!
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41 is our number
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42 is a reddit number anyway
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67
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>>555675376
"The brightest stars burn the fastest, so we must love them while we can"
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I think I'll delete the discord, no point with just 3 members and a dead general
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The fujo kept us alive lol
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>>555677316
Unholy number
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We must make a song
Ode to the Fujo
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You guys are making it GRIM
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>>555680406
Fujo has fallen. Millions must die.
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>>555679041
>>555680279
>>555680484
They were like the titan Atlas. Without them our world falls down.
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>First time discovering this general is now
Ah fuck. Well, at least I'm happy to see that I'm not the only Flambert intellectual
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>>555681332
Season 2 will come and we will return
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What now?
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season 2 doko
SEASON 2 DOKO
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>>555681332
Fellow Flambert enjoyer here. I arrived by the time the final episodes were released. Don’t know how it missed my radar for that long.
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I once said in a /v/ thread that even though we all hated the waifu wars, that in time we're going to miss those times because those were the good times we were living in.
I just didn't think that it will pass so fast.
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https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/206034131

Popping in to recommend this fic, it's a retelling of the story but it's a lot more fleshed out and way less instant horny compared to all the other retellings I've read.

Last chapter is the movie date.
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>>555684430
>the Copium has begun
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>Focus on the good times
>Don’t be sarcastic
>Isn’t that what you said once? To try and remember the times the were good?
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>>555680406
Neanderthal Visi my beloved...
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>I’ll miss you, Bobert…
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>>555689675
Me too visi... me too...
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>>555684430
I can reignite it if you really want
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Robert owes Courtney love and sex.
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https://youtu.be/hcHfo3fukuM?si=9_-1ow91KR-ZdZFT
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We had a pretty good run for what is basically a 5 hour movie
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All I wanted from this was for you to look at me the way you look at Blazer. Even if it was just once, that’d had been enough, ya know?
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>>555695406
just dye your hair blonde and grow it out, we can work with it
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Is this the end or something? I haven’t been active for a while. Did we get some hints at S2? Weren’t they gonna announce it with contest?
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>>555696113
Nope we're still waiting
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>>555695878
BEHOLD
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>>555696423
perfection
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>>555696423
should've died the eyebrows blonde too.
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We’ll never see a groomer like Robert Robertson again
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>>555688463
>Me love Robert
>Me hate HR
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>>555700712
you. me. cave. now.
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>>555700712
the only reason why HR hasn't fired her is because she's threatened to beat up the HR department
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Bitch I'm morose and lugubrious
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>>555681332
You can take over thefujoAtlasanon's mantle and keep the threads alive
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>>555682437
/SDN/ may go into hibernation mode until season 2 so a few years from now, in the meanwhile there will be occasional /v/ threads I guess.
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>>555684430
The waifu wars were what kept most us here in the first place. I never hated them.
>>555696113
The contest was a bit underwhelming, nothing was announced, and I wish we got a full gallery of submitted works.
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Fuck, the daily /v/ threads and /SDN/ later on have been a constant thing in my boring life for the past three months, I've never been so engaged in any vidya discussions before. I don't know if we're dying for real this time, but if yes, then I'm gonna miss it and you faggots.
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>>555700298
So cute. Saved.
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>>555702741
It's bittersweet, innit, love? Like an ending to a great movie with a promise to the sequel.
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She was fearless and crazier than him, she was his queen and God help anyone who dared to disrespect his queen.
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Even if this is truly the end of /SDN/, something tells me that we'll see each other again, anons.
Same place, different, better time.
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What happened
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>>555703295
Nothing.
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It feels like we're attending a wake right now. Of a fucking moviegame general.
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we're not even dead yet retards
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>>555704095
Just on the inside
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I like Invisigal because she is retarded.
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Invisimech <3333
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We haven't even gotten our plushies from YouTooz yet, and you faggots are already dooming? One month into 2025?

Weaklings! Weaklings, all! You shouldn't have been shitposting your preferred ship all day every day for no reason. You burned yourself out in less than 90 days. Do you think Blazer-chads are dooming? Fuck no we're not dooming!

We just aren't wasting our time in here anymore!
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>>555706195
*2026
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>>555706195
>Do you think Blazer-chads are dooming? Fuck no we're not dooming!
There's only like two of you bbbros here, and the other one is already dooming.
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>>555701336
Haven't listened to him in years
https://youtu.be/u2VKD7D__4I
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post invisigal
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>>555706441
I'm not dooming
BBChads are still eating good with that last update
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>>555706889
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>>555706441
I don't care about dooming. I might be the most notoriously aggressive BBfag of them all. BBjeet, the boogie man? Yeah that's me. I also helped keep the Dispatch threads alive in a big way, you know. Have you missed me?

>>555706903
I haven't even gotten my Blazer plushie yet.... If you think I'm abandoning this general before I've posted pictures of that Plushie Blazer, you're sadly mistaken. If you think I'm abandoning this general because a spamming fujofaggot went down, you're sadly mistaken!

If they want the thread to survive, there's a solution that maybe they haven't considered yet.
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I never got to post this one because I never wake up in the mornings.
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>>555707526
>blue tee shirt Mandy making french toast on a Sunday morning
Yum
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>>555707526
Slice of life shit will never not make me happy
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MechaMandy will never not make me happy
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>>555709269
Cute and canon
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>>555641640
>need it for a drawing
Are you the drawanon?
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>>555710000
>quads of truth
Checked and confirmed
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>>555706889
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I think I'm going to bed early today.
Goodnight, /SDN/. See you in the morning.
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>>555682437
now we post Mandy
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>>555710882
Goodnight fellow Mandy chad
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>>555710882
Good night BBfren
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>>555706586
Yeah I ain't really nothing like a hero, I just- I just wanna get my dick sucked and multiply them zeroes
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>>555711936
I was always partial to this one

https://youtu.be/t99r8JSdI7s
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>>555704457
Robert...
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Bitch I am invincible
X-Men guns, catch me looking like The Sentinel

https://youtu.be/deYkrsMebvY
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>>555690362
Courtney needs Robert's pancake ass.
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>>555710882
good night mandyfren
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it's cinnamon French toast
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>>555713021
imagine being domesticated by Mandy...
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We should have been nicer to the fujos
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>>555706889
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>>555714182
(You) should be even meaner to all homo OOC posters. There are no females here

Not only did they clog up the Superhero Dispatch Network general with their repulsive homosexual Xitter and Tumblr OOC garbage for months now, but they also want to spell doom and gloom for everyone else just because they're tired of spamming their gay shit.
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I should just shrivel up and die too I guess
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Fags are turbo cringe and that's why Flambae always gets the short end of the stick. Loses his fingers, loses his tooth, loses his eyebrows, loses his cool constantly, you name it. Fag Flambae is the whipping boy. Even Waterboy mogs him.
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good to have BBjeet back I guess
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The mom from Home Alone and Beetlejuice just died :(
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>>555719271
That sucks. Bet Rob's a Home Alone fan.
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>>555719271
What? NO! Fuck
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>>555719271
Damn.
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>>555719271
My favorite movie/show mom. I hope she knew that everyone loved her.
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I hate getting old
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>>555721816
we know chase
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what will venomisi do with her newfound symbiote?
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>Haha, look Bobert, I'm Chase!
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>>555725771
That's a mandatory HR training session if I've ever seen one
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>>555726567
Top 3 horny thoughts:
>Remembering CANONICAL Invisimech playthrough I did
>Fantasizing about Flambert and beung sad that it will never happen :(
>Self-inserting as Punch-Up
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>>555685841
Thanks for sharing anon, haven't read this one yet. Fics and /SDN/ are the only things that fill the post-Dispatch void in my soul, and I've already read most of the (decent) former ones, as far as they were updated.
>tfw a fic with a great premise was abandoned after one or two chapters and has not been updated for over two months
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I finally got around to playing this game and I loved. Went with Invisigal but honestly I think part of me was influenced by the knowledge that she could potentially slip away into villainy again if you don't babysit her. In another scenario I probably would've went Blazar every time.
What would a season 2 even be about though? And it would require canonizing a romantic choice from season 1 unless they focus on entirely new characters.
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>>555729632
You don't really have to babysit, let alone romance Visi in order to prevent her from turning into villainy. You just have to encourage her to do better and utilize her during dispatching.
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>>555729632
season 2 is about Robert losing his mcguffin again and being forced to work with Z team for months while he slowly loses his will to live
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Season 2 doko
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You guys need to let go
You need to go to the light
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>>555742630
The only light I'm going into is Blazer's
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I'm not real.
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>>555743881
Don’t say that
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>>555551985
Oh damn.
She really is in love, isn't she?
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>>555712719
Flat is justice. Just like Visi.
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>>555714982
Easy Chase... your blood pressure...
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>>555725681
Masturbate with it.>>555736448
>Punished Visi
>A Fallen Z-Teamer
>A Perv Denied Her Mecha Dick
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>>555748396
And they said mechablazer was boring
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The update is up for steam if anyone cares
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>>555757046
the added new dispatch segment line for blazer that everyone likes is actually really cringey.
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>>555760893
We like gushy shit here. Now they need to add a cut Invisigal line.
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>>555761092
I'm pretty sure there was one that was discovered a while ago
idk if they ever added it though
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I want Robert to strangle me the way he strangled Shroud
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>>555764734
This can be interpreted as really kinky or extremely morbid depending on who wrote this
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>>555765291
Who do we know that finds morbidity kinky?
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>>555766146
well I'm just saying, strangling courtney would be a death sentence for her but strangling blazer would probably just be foreplay
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>>555706889
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>>555764734
Visi please...
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Would it be more interesting if they wrote Robert's mother as a villain who becomes an antagonist in season 2, or as someone who died when he was too young to remember her but ends up having an important role in his life?
Either way I think she should be an important plot point, seeing as we know nothing about her yet
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So Niggerman is saying that Nintendo fucked them over on the Switch release.
https://x.com/stealth40k/status/2017376836087431176?s=61
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>>555768117
this whole censorship thing is so retarded
nintendo is retarded for forcing them to censor the game in the first place and adhoc is retarded for doing it in a way that feels like a rugpull to anyone looking to buy it on switch
But the most retarded thing is how much of a big deal people are making this out to be when it's so easy to just buy it on steam instead of buying a clearly inferior version on a closed ecosystem, especially when the game can be run on a potato.
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>>555769740
I’m suddenly reminded of the era where games would get both an Xbox 360 and ps2 version, and the ps2 version would always be toned down
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>>555770221
video game censorship in general is retarded
fuck this gay earth, what's the point of ratings if publishers are just going to force people's hands anyway
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>>555768117
Trust in Niggerman.
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>>555765291
How to treat Invisigal properly:
https://youtu.be/KDcFrS__sRU?si=e4n_4uLaRW_ty07v
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We’re a stubborn ghost is what we are
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>>555769740
>especially when the game can be run on a potato.
I'm still on an old win 8.1 machine with 32gigs of ram, a 1050ti and a 1920x1080p square monitor so I'm thankful the devs were kind enough to optimize the game for poor losers like me.
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>>555773687
Don't worry. Dave Dispatch knows how to treat his invisibitches.
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God please, I don't want to Chud out again... Lord, save me! NIGGERMAN ANNOUNCE THE 2ND SEASON AND I WILL FIX MY LIFE!
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>>555776593
valentine's day announcement trust in the plan
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>>555776715
I TROOST. I MUST.
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None of you have even realized they released the full version of the Iron Man Armored Adventures theme song
https://youtu.be/lq2f764H1w0?si=lpnT4yymIv_P7zql
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>>555776823
One day we will have EMH revival similar to X-Men 97. I must not lose hope.
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>>555776823
iron mecha suit when? >>555595930
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>>555777143
Is the Hulkbuster suit not just the Mecha Man suit in red and gold? I think Robert should sue and get his millions back
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>>555776986
Two more weeks til Spectacular Spider-Man season 3
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>>555777287
yeah except robert doesn't have an orbiting satellite that shoots down replacement parts whenever he likes
or money for the lawsuit that tony stark would inevitably stall out
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>>555777468
Robert Embezzling SDN funds when?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mLO9SuBrBM
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>>555779414
He’s literally me
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>>555779414
Jesus, Dumpy...
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>>555781981
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>>555781981
>>555782025
Mandy carried /sdn/ all along
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>>555785150
Yeah no wonder he's not a dispatch dude.
Malevola was objectively the correct pick.

Mobility to get there quickly to sub in.
Charisma to get along well with the students.
Intellect to teach them effectively.

It was literally tailor made for Malevola's strengths.
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>>555785529
Malevola kinda the crappiest Z teamer ngl
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>>555761092
>>555761280
The Visi dialogue was also restored. She asks him to wipe her hard drive in case she doesn't make it (it's 100GB of deepfake porn starring Robert and herself) and thanks him for trusting her.
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I'm doing another playthrough, I'm gonna cut Sonar, kiss my wife and refuse to cut her from the team. I'm going to be a tactician.
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>>555790734
No, Mechabitch. You're going to fall in love with a man who can control fire and whose skin does not burn.
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>>555790734
godspeed anon
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>>555790182
You’re retarded actually
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>>555791571
Maybe, maybe. But I don't get what that has to do with the cut dialogue being restored.
https://files.catbox.moe/z81sax.mp4
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>>555790734
>cutting Sonar
t. Ice agent
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>>555790734
Based
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>>555791897
Sorry I just felt like picking a fight to make more people post
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>>555793179
Understandable, we haven't had a proper quarrel in a while.
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/75155006/chapters/206150161
Dinner date with Mandy.
Holy shit, the wait has been worth it!
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>>555793967
Sometimes I miss BBjeet
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>>555796292
I don’t.
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>>555576881
>Chainsaw Mecha
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>>555797643
Open
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Diabolical recommendation
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>>555797767
>all fingers intact
Wtf is wrong with Fujoshits? Why can't they draw Flambae accurately?
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>>555797913
Being groomed by your male boss=Bad
Being groomed by your female boss=Based
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>>555798652
True.
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>>555799019
No it’s not true. And I think we should cancel Mandy.
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>>555799084
Mandy should've been fat to contrast her buff sexy super form.
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>>555792315
>Walks into Robert attempting to hang himself and saving him
>But first she pulls down his pants and sucks his dick while he's hanging there holding on for dear life
Courtney is so good to him
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>>555799397
AWOOOOOGA
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>>555799397
Someone with fatty hands from burgerland typed this. I can feel it. No, Mandy is fine as she is. She is not fat like (You)
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>>555799397
Mandy should’ve had the exact same personality while having dark brown skin
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>>555799397
Robert is... The Architect
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>>555804768
>Invisigal, what scares you the most?
>Jews
Jesus Christ, Visi
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>>555815305
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>>555818568
>Robert, why would you do this?
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It is my goal to prevent #42 from happening
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>>555819305
And it's my goal to make it all the way to #50
https://files.catbox.moe/9uf0w7.mp4
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>>555819305
>>555819764
#67
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Without the Fujo all is lost. We are without our soul.
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>>555820540
the fujo is inside all of us
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>>555822436
That sounded gayer than I intended it to be
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>>555823996
How often does Visi shower?
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>>555822606
I think that it's something he would've wanted, anon.
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What official Blonde Blazer toys should be made?
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>>555829223
I don't think you'd wanna go there anon
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>>555829223
>>555830232
A Blazer figure small enough to fit in a glass jar
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>>555829223
A poseable plush doll that I can hug and snuggle with.
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>>555830619
made for hot gluing
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>>555830820
Would the Blazer plush do anything special?
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>>555833365
Fire you for shits and giggles
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>>555833365
say corporate shit when you squeeze her
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So this was a failed netflix pitch turned into a half-baked telltale game? And its main protagonist is voiced by the dude who made this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdsmxzaHtSQ

That's a tough fucking sell, but I hope you all enjoyed your netflix slop.
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I'm one of the Anons who declared the end last thread, and yet I'm still browsing after 6 beers and a quarter of a whisky bottle. It's like I'm an abused spouse
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>>555846923
you might wanna cut back on your drinking bro
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>>555848303
How else am I supposed to cope with depression and suicidal thoughts?
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>>555848602
have you ever tried talking to someone?
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>>555848779
Yeah, I've tried three times
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>>555839353
It take a ho to birth a ho yo mom a ho and you a bitch.
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>>555846923
I feel you anon, I'm 4 beers and a half a liter of vodka deep right now. Stay strong
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>>555849448
well you can always talk to me
It'll probably beat getting shitfaced every day
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>>555850387
What's the point of a response like that? I just know you're American by even having the audacity of typing that. I guess it makes you feel better in the moment?
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>>555851026
I'm just saying
If you want to vent about shit I wouldn't mind
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Let
It
DIE
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>>555861369
Why didn't you sage then retard
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>>555861369
Never.
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>>555861454
>>555862606
The fujo is GONE you have to let GO
Invisimech is already canon anyway
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>>555863672
>Invisimech is already canon
false
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>>555863672
false flag, you didn't sage earlier

fake dgafer
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Blonde Blazer is on the Epstein list
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>>555872435
As a victim right?
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>>555873270
Robert…
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>>555873926
...As a victim, right?
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https://files.catbox.moe/9ab7jz.mp4
Phenomaman officially gets over Blazer by episode 8 now
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>>555878245
It sounds more like he’s fighting the urge to come back to the office with a machine gun
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>>555878468
I have no idea who these guys are
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>>555878358
That's as over it as he's ever gonna get
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>entire thread so far has had 0 (zero) replies mentioning or posting an image of best girl
maybe /SDN/ deserves to die
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>>555879794
Malevola is overrated
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>>555879794
Well then be the change you want to see
And besides, there's plenty of Mandy in this thread already
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>>555879794
>"Three generations. Those guys have been trying to fingerfuck me for decades..."
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>>555880845
You know it took me an embarrassing amount of time to realize that "finger" was supposed to mean "accuse" and not fingerfuck
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>>555881107
If you mean in-game, then you actually realized it wrong. It actually does mean finger not "accuse" like Bob Robbieson IV meant.
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>>555884356
Is this by that mechablazer elitist that threw an autistic bitch fit when someone did an invisigal version of their work?
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>>555884592
hey, love the art and not the artist
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>>555885047
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>>555885227
wow this is great
hope this guy goes on to do great things someday
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>>555888536
>Dave Dispatch looking at a smoking hot lean piece of filipinx meat off-screen
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>>555889951
nice try, but there's only two people under that mistletoe and it's not visi
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>>555892345
Autism kicked in.
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>>555892345
nta but that makes it seem even sadder considering bob bob would rather kiss visi despite being under the mistletoe with blazer. he should kiss them both then watch them kiss each other
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So how many cut voice lines have they patched back in?
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>>555896534
So far I'm only aware of Visi's and BB's voicelines.
The patch notes don't even mention restoration of cut voice lines.
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>>555897860
>Implemented missing dialogue in certain gameplay shifts
My bad. Missed this when reading patch notes. But it's not very specific. One would have to play through the entire game to notice it.
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>>555892345
>>555893151
Robert is literally the only person under the mistletoe, not an inch of BB's or Visi's body is directly underneath it. Let go of the muh canon choice meme, official art will always be unbiased when it comes to romance, regardless of the popularity of a given site.
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>>555899618
Now that's some cope. I'm not even going to explain it. You're too far gone.
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>>555903098
No anon, making arguments in the form of
>X is standing closer to Y therefore XY is canon!
>Y is looking towards Z therefore ZY is canon!
is the real cope. The artwork was made in a way that can be interpreted however you want. It's almost like it's related to a CYOA game in which you can make different choices...
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I’M OFF MY MEDS
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>>555904160
Robert’s semen is the only thing that can get Vis back to normal
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>>555896534
>>555897860
>>555898016
Phenomamal has added voice lines now too. Just watched it earlier on a clip but lost the link.
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>>555905160
Robert has pathetic cum. Small prostate and low sperm count. It would take many tries to get Visi pregnant (who also has infertility issues btw—this will be a season 2 plot point). Robert will get a kid but it won’t be a boy. Leading to people making jokes about his weak sissy dick.
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>>555905631
What the fuck are you talking about?
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>Robert has pathetic cum. Small prostate and low sperm count. It would take many tries to get Visi pregnant (who also has infertility issues btw—this will be a season 2 plot point). Robert will get a kid but it won’t be a boy. Leading to people making jokes about his weak sissy dick.
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>>555905756
Can you even read you dumb esl
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Sonar should’ve been played by Markiplier
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>>555906239
It's just an inane post
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>>555908118
Dispatch but every hero is voiced by a Youtuber
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>>555908118
He’ll be invited for season 2
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>>555909927
So…regular Dispatch?
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/76446361/chapters/206350571

New chapter of the best newish fanfic out, it's very good
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>>555888536
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Page 9 already. GRIM.
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>>555919798
I'm currently writing a chapter of my Visimech fanfic, I'll see if I can post an update when it's done.

Shame no Blazermech fanfics have come out of /SDN/, meanwhile we have two confirmed Visimech fics
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>>555919798
The day we hit the bottom of page 10 before reaching the bump limit we will know that it's truly over.
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>>555920037
>Shame no Blazermech fanfics have come out of /SDN/, meanwhile we have two confirmed Visimech fics
There's like 3 of us. And I've never been good at writing or drawing.
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>>555920663
I'm not good at writing either, but I tried anyway. What's your excuse?
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>>555920037
I'm tempted to start writing my own fics but it's been a long fucking time since I wrote anything so I'd need a really good source of inspiration to even motivate me
Anyways now's the time to shill my all-time favorite mechablazer fic because it's literally peak https://archiveofourown.org/works/76264901/chapters/199594746
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>>555920758
I'm retarded AND lazy.
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>>555920939
Anon, I'm retarded, alcoholic and lazy. I'm apathetic even. Just write a paragraph, see where it takes you, you have nothing to lose
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>>555920939
I'm also highly insecure about the stuff I would write. Much of it seems so trop-y and predictable.
And I have Millennial-tier sense of humor.
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>>555921057
Why do we got so many drunks here?
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>>555921247
https://archiveofourown.org/works/76667936/

Look at the garbage I wrote, 76 kudos

You don't even have to publish anything, just try my dude. I'll confess that it helped for my mental health even.
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>>555921412
A common affliction among Visikeks, I've noticed.
>>555921671
Okay, FINE. Just don't expect me to actually do something with it.
I already hate myself for starting so many things and quitting them once the going gets tough or when I inevitably lose any motivation or interest in continuing.
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>>555922085
>A common affliction among Visikeks, I've noticed.
Ey yo, you want beef, ese?
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>>555924261
Actually, I'd like some chicken, please and thank you, amigo.
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>>555924623
You think you funny, homes?
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>>555924852
In a cosmic sort of way, yes.
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It's funny, for me the usual fast food delivery worker is Afghan, Polish or Ukrainian. I respect them, they're trying to make the best out of a bad situation.
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How the fuck /hig/gas keep their threads for 1000 consecutive times and we're reaching doomposting in less than 40?
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>>555928418
I'm guessing you weren't around when the Katawa Shoujo generals started?
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>>555928506
>Katawa Shoujo generals
I don't even know KS is. I came here at the eve of the new year. I've been occasionally checking generals for a miracle Mass Effect general, but they never happen these days.
/SDN/ is the only place for me. It's the only general that caught my attention.
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>>555913973
Nice. I'm still waiting for Broken Things update though.
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13 more days.
Troost in the plan.
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>>555929925
That's like 3-4 more threads. I don't know if we can make it without the fujo.
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>>555930659
One must become a fujo.
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>>555928418
bunch of weak willed men with no stamina here
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The one and only achievement I'll never unlock.
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Fuck it, I haven't played Dispatch since December 31st. It's time for another playthrough.
Mandy, I'm coming into your arms again.
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>>555932575
Are you dyslexic? You spelled Courtney completely wrong
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>>555932575
the tactician Robert ending is unlocked so you can go for that now
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>>555932575
New voice line. I think, not sure.
Episode 2: Sending Visi to Granny's.
Visi: "If we unionize, would Blazer kick our asses?"
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>>555932407
You never romanced Visi?
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>>555935126
I did. I never not romanced anyone.
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>>555934543
No I've definitely heard that line before. The only new ones I think are the ones in episode 8 which were technically always in the files but their activation triggers were bugged for some reason
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>>555935413
There were apparently more than one variants of the unused ones by the way. The Visi dialogue that was found before the update ended with Robert saying "you earned it" after she thanked him, but after it was reintroduced in the patch he says "you can thank me personally later" or something like that instead.
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>>555935413
Must be that. It's been a whole month since I've last played. I'll keep an eye and an ear open for any new voice lines.
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How many runs for all achievements?
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And that's episode 2.
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>1300+ pics and webms in my dispatch folder
>all uncategorized and unsorted
It's high time to sort this shit out I guess.
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>>555936664
3 minimum.
1. You can romance Blazer and fail as a mentor on purpose.
2. Romance Visi and either spare or kill Shroud.
3. Romance no one and do whatever you didn't with Shroud in the previous game.
Also Waterboy or P-Man choice.
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>>555936947
Can't believe you told on Visi
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>>555937137
Kill me
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>>555936947
Blazer's office is really damn nice
Would be a great place to have some after hours fun behind locked doors
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>>555937367
Later.
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Anyone remember the time when Royd's bro fist at the start of episode 6 was bugged?
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>>555937730
Yeah I remember, he would always refuse. I didn't even know it was bugged back then.
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>>555936947
You’re actually a fag. And I mean that sincerely.
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FUCKING GOLEM SABOTAGED FLAMBAE TWICE.
THE ACTUAL DIPSHIT WENT INTO THE FUCKING SENSORY DEPRIVATION CHAMBER TWICE!!!!!!
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>>555940370
he starts with 1 INT for a reason
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>>555940370
>>555940673
Golems are made by the Jews. That's what you get for trusting Jews.
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>>555940370
Golem has aura
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>>555940370
Fucking 1 INT dipshit.
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>>555941785
Six Seven
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>>555941785
>dumbass has to wear his stupid douchebag sunglasses indoors to hide the fact that his eyebrows got burnt off
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Anyone who has been here since /v/, do you have any rare pics/arts/memes from the periods in between when new episodes were being released? Here's Chase in hospital drawn before ep.7 dropped.
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>>555943239
Did you know that in the leaked mp4s of the last two episodes, Invisigal didn’t have her nose ring?
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>>555943239
I regularly clean my C folder since I only have 4 gigs on it left.
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Why do they do it?
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>>555943239
I was too busy working on my tabletop campaign, sorry
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>>555943701
Yeah, I remember we thought she will take it off at some point. The leaked scenes were clearly WIP, I recall Visi stabbing Shroud without actually holding a knife, but the nose ring is interesting, perhaps it was in fact planned that it will be removed.
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There are only 3 things I have in common with Visi.
We both smoke.
We're Asians.
And We're both losers.
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>>555943239
Putting up with Cuckney memes for a week hurt
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>>555944706
What cigs are you smoking anon?
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>>555945271
Philip Morris. They used to be called Bond in my cunt. But they've changed a few years ago.
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>>555943239
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>>555945512
They sell cigs in your cunt?
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Maybe next time, Courtney. Next time.
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>>555944841
Thinking about it now, the 'Visi is into cucking' meme that was spawned by episode 6 was a bit dumb considering that Robert merely dancing with Blazer makes her feel let down.
Anyway, Villainvisiposting was one of my favorite memes
>It's simple, we, uh, fuck the Mecha Man
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>>555944841
>only for a week
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This must be only the 2nd time I actually pick Coupe over Sonar.
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>>555944321
A good tactic for fueling speculation, just like refusing to confirm that there will be only hetero romance options, which they had also done.
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>>555946378
>>555946429
You know, I think the “my powers let me watch famous people fuck” line also has something to do with it
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>>555945512
I see, they aren't available where I live. I've been sticking with Winstons and Camels for a few years now.
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>>555946378
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>>555946615
True, though voyeurism is far from cucking, it's more akin to watching porn.
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>>555940673
I love this little spicy hamster like you wouldn’t believe
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>Violently shits himself to protect Robert's virginity
Can he be any more based than that?
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>>555948546
he's the hero we needed, but not the one we deserve
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Still pissed off at him for falling for it twice.
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What's it gonna be, /SDN/?
Dinner or a Movie?
I'll give you 20 minutes to decide.
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>>555952813
I think I already know which way your wind is blowing
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>>555952813
I already had a dinner, movie it is.
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>>555952813
Courtney will literally die if she doesn’t get her daily dose of Robert semen
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>>555953128
Call it. Dinner or movie?
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>>555936947
Bitch
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>>555953338
Alright. Movie then.
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>>555952813
Always and forever
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>>555936947
You need to be a better Mecha Man, it will pay off.
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>>555952813
Sorry Blazer, can't tonight, right now I WAAANT YOUUU TOO FEEL THE WAY I DOO
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>>555953730
I’m still kinda surprised this punch gave so many people a hardline vendetta against Invisgal? Does no one know what a tsundere is anymore? Has no one watched any anime ever? Dont let any of those people play a Persona game, where each game has a mandatory scene where the female party members beat up the guys for less reasons than this.
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>sunday evening
>pizza reheated, beer opened
>/SDN/ isn't dead and even feels comfy
Feels good, all things considered.
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>>555954332
absolutely ruined
playthrough: invalidated
spaghetti: cold
Mandy: sobbing
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>>555952813
>>555953241
>>555953283
>>555953480
>>555954332
Movie it is then.
Sorry, >>555953481 we both knew that we're outnumbered here. But, for what is worth, my heart has and will always belong to Mandy.
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Guess what, Courtney? Tonight is the next time.
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>>555954437
Well, many people were also bitching about the locker kiss scene because it's literally rape. Everything needs to be safe now and media literacy is dead. Similarly, many people started to have a vendetta against Blazer when it was revealed that she's with Phenomaman, even though the "hot girl who's seemingly into the protagonist turns out to be in a relationship with a jock" is a cliche trope and a staple of 80/90s high school romcoms. People who wrote Dispatch were unaware that zoomers have completely different views on certain things I guess.
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>>555955494
Why’d you have to pick the douchebag response?
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>>555955802
Haven't you already figured me out? I'm all spikes outside, but a softie on the inside. It takes me a while to let people close to my heart.
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>>555954937
I choose to believe that the date was impromptu and Mandy returned home without a breakdown, the mature and understanding woman she is. I will always choose Visi but I don't like the idea of Mandy being sad over it.
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>>555955687
>"hot girl who's seemingly into the protagonist turns out to be in a relationship with a jock" is a cliche trope and a staple of 80/90s high school romcoms
And we all know Daniel was the true villain of Karate Kid anyway
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3 more.
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>>555955930
Yeah but it’s also a fact that you get the most points with Visi by picking the gushy responses
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Are ya happy now, /SDN/? Also, guess who I picked for the Z-Team.
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>>555956435
Waterboy?
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>>555956360
Don't worry about it, she gets plenty of points by not cutting her and trusting her, so it might as well not matter what I tell her. I told her that I wish I was wearing a condom in her dreams.

>>555956435
Aaaaaaaaand to absolutely no one's surprise....
It's WATERBOY!
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Most players are absolute shitters. I already know that most casualtards have failed to save the city, I'm just not mentally prepared to witness how MUCH they fucked up.
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>>555956736
They patched it a while ago to make it matter more than you think. You might end up with hero Vis but she may not kiss you
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>>555956970
Why yes, I did have Flambae burn the last copy of The Wolf Among Us. Shit’s overrated
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>This is what a 1 INT brainlet looks like
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>>555956736
I gotta be honest, I don’t find Waterboy that interesting.
>So good at the game now that I don’t need his healing skill
>His main trait is stuttering and nothing else
Yeah, Phenomeman is cursed by not being upgradable, but that’s whatever
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>>555957396
He has 1 INT, but Robert tried to lift without a spot. So who’s the real idiot?
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Going through the game multiple times makes you realize how short the dispatch segments are
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>>555957396
He cute.
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>>555956435
>this is what 1 CHA Rizz gets you
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Flambae is hot headed not stupid. Deep down he knew who Robert really was. He is quite intuitive.
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Are we killing him or no? I will choose not sure for now, but you have to make a choice for me now, /SDN/.
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>>555960021
You must promise to kill him every chance you get, only to spare him at the last moment
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>>555960021
We must be better Mecha Men
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>>555959490
So you cut Sonar just to give Visi the exact same stats as Coupe?
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HOES
DEPRESSED
I’M NOT, I TAKE MY MEDS
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>>555960841
what is the tactical advantage of singing karaoke while the rest of your friends are fighting for their lives?
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>>555961186
Aura farming
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>>555961186
>*blinds you*
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>>555940370
>>555940673
>>555941785
>>555942970
>>555947654
>>555950568
>>555957396
Stop making fun of /ourhomo/
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>>555961569
Spicy hampter is big dumb but that okay! Bwain not eberything. ;)
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>>555962727
*rapes you anyway*
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>>555961420
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I'm starting to regret my choices.
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>>555963930
skill issue
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Truly a minority in a minority community.
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My gay cousin told me that in his experience gays aren’t the brightest people to hang around. They’re too quick satisfaction oriented. No real thoughts of their own. This is why they will support suicidal stances like ‘Queers for Palestine’. They cannot do politics and most have lost all survival instinct.

A noticeable majority of the LGBT is this gullible and naive and ignroant of how the world works. They didn’t bother educating themselves amidst the rampant hedonism and debauchery/degeneracy.

You just hope Flambae is one of the gays who wants to see the theocratic diarrhea splatter that is current Iran go away.
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good night /SDN/
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>>555965882
good night
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The things I do for /SDN/...
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That's it for me today. I'll finish the game later.
Goodnight, /SDN/. Keep the thread alive just for a bit longer.
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>>555969719
good night BBfrend
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Was sick today, surprised the thread is still alive.
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>>555982940
feel better anon
/sdn/ is not as dead as you may believe
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I want to lick Neanderthal Visi's tummy
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>>555994782
we know, Robert
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https://youtu.be/hwmzOq6qn9w
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
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>>555991273
The mercs gonna win this pretty easy. Is this even a competition? Phenomeman might give some trouble but nothing the stock uber can’t handle.
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>>555991273
*ubers saxton hale*
Nothing personal kid.
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>>555998592
>ideal loser
that's something Visi would say
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Good afternoon, /SDN/. I see the thread is still up. Good.
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>>556003623
still holding down the fort
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>>556003846
Good. I'm proud of you. All of you, /SDN/.
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>>556004043
Golem is a pretty cool guy, and he would stay until the very end.
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>>555998592
>Mandy watching Robert do the most pathetic shit imaginable
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>>555998592
>the guy that prism temporarily blinded is the same guy phenomenalman awkwardly trauma dumps to in the bar if you chose him over watergoat
it's the little details like this that make The Dave Dispatch Game great.
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>>555962727
I know you think you’re being slick and emo but you’ve definitely locked yourself out of the Vis romance by this point
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>>556009675
That remains to be seen. I'll continue the game later today, at night.
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>>556008848
Such talent and they let it go to waste my drawing the most cuck shit imaginable, I bet the artist is a tranny whose most probably into horse sex or something. But no matter, there are way better artists with actual taste out there.
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>>556010074
By*
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>>556009859
Just don’t act surprised when treating your crush like shit makes them not wanna date you
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Now that the dust has settled, was this scene really necessary
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>>556010560
Yes. It was a symbol that it’s okay to have hot chicks be lewd in western games now.
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>>556010560
How hard would Travis crash out if he saw the episode 2 ending?
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>>556008848
hot
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>>556010074
>probably into horse sex or something
fuck that's hot. say more.
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>>555943239
I remember when it was assumed that Visi planted the bomb, which was later confirmed by leaks, and after episode 6 we thought that Robert will have a breakdown when she reveals everything to him after the Chase situation. Damn I still miss Dispatch Wednesdays.
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>>556010074
>Sees cute art
>Immediately imagines the most degenerate scenarios
Sounds like you're the problem, anon
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These past few days were quite a ride, I won't lie.
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>>556013684
He would start to have some bad ideas in his head.
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>>556018717
Three days ago, we were dooming. Two days ago, we were chilling. Yesterday was comfy. How will the next day unfold at /SDN/? Who knows.
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>>556017816
>Cute
>Threesome open relationship bs
Pick one anon. Don't project your fuck fantasies here
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>>556015556
>Visi's tight hole being stretched by 18 inch massive horse cock.....
Wow
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>>556017560
And it somehow ended up being even more kino when the reality was “I forgive you, so stop being a fag, Visi”
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Time to finish the game.
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>>555999043
Saxton isn’t allowed. Only the Mercs.
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Villain Visi, anyone?
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>>556027101
you needed that achievement to keep romance out of the workplace right? Cut her
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Oh boy...
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>>556027670
Told you so, retard
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>>556009675
>>556010204
You were saying?
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>>556027806
[LEAN OUT]
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>>556027754
>GLASS HIM
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Almost Waterboy... almost.
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It's time to decide, /SDN/.
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>>556035358
spare
we must be better mecha men
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>>556035358
For me the most kino way to play is to keep saying I’ll kill Shroud and then have a change of heart when it comes down to it
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>>556035681
exactly
It shows growth and is poetic or some shit
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>>556035880
On the flip side, trying to be a good boy the whole game and then going full Ryan gosling when Visi gets shot is also kino
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>>556035681
It's what I've done on this playthrough.
On my canon save I tell Chase that heroes don't kill and stick to my word.

It's been quite a ride. Reminded me why I fell in love with the game in the first place. I highly recommend you guys to replay the game again.
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>>556025926
Fine then.
*kritz ubers heavy tf2*
Nothing personal kid.
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I’ll never go for the villain Visi ending. I’ve watched that ending on YouTube, and hearing Rob and Courtney’s theme playing as Visi kills Shroud and the cast watches in horror fucked with me
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Enjoy the moment, Sonar.
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>>556036249
did you at least get the new dialogue lines
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WE AIN'T LEAVING!
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>>556037174
Nope. Nothing new as far as I can tell.
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>>556037191
WE AIN’T SNEEDING
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>>556037191
Reminder that Robert’s new couch was broken soon after he and Visi returned home
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>The face of man with 100% achievements and 0 bitches
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>>556038232
After he and Mandy* returned home
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>>556038679
The “I’m a douchebag” ending
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>>556040451
How is rejecting office romance being a douchebag?
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>>556040923

[BRAT CORRECTED]
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>>556040923
waterboy is still shitting in the other stall btw
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>>556040612
Why do you talk like a woman?
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>>556041881
What are you talking about?
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>>555655537
i saw his bench. Roberts a bitch.
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>>555658450
So you were the demographic
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I feel so tired these days, I can't tell if it's my age catching up with me or I might be getting sick.
Anyways, good thread today. See you tomorrow, /SDN/. Goodnight!
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>>555659884
Gonorrhea
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>>556055449
Goodnight old man
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>>555667376
Coupe proved her self to be a shit assassin when nikki was able to take her knife. so i cut her from the team.
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>>555675715
i was told it was 88
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>>555701318
Wrong its because blonde blazer wont let anyone cut her from the team. That is why you end up firing sonar.
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>>556055449
I'm too young to complain about age but same, I feel like a walking corpse nowadays. Or, one could say, like I'm made out of decaf and barely running. Good night.
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>>556055681
I just assumed she let her take the knife because she knew from personal experience it wasn't gonna do shit to punch up
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why is everyone at /sdn/ old and decrepit
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>>556055449
HES OLD
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>>556059698
https://youtu.be/BQ2mPfFe24I?si=C86kjdvS4Bzr2q5h
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>>556059698
and alcoholic, don't forget about our drunks.
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>>556060962
Time to open my whisky
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>>556061038
I ran out of supplies and I have to move my ass to the store for some liquor. It's fucking -20C outside, but what a man does not do to satisfy his needs.
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>>556060962
>>556061038
>>556062029
>everyone who chooses courtney is an alcoholic
I'm beginning to see a correlation here
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>>556063285
It doesn’t make sense since Blazer is the canon alcoholic
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So the Switch release didn't actually do shit for /SDN/, contrary to what some of us expected.
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>>556064874
It’s becoming clearer that Adhoc is kind of retarded and Dispatch was lightning in a bottle
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>>556066186
Fuck off hater
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>>556069064
Mark my words when Niggerman forces Robert to go through humiliation rituals in season 2 as penance for season 1 being good
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>>556069408
Ok.
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/SDN/ #42
yes or no
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>>556070095
yes
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>>556070095
All the way to #50 baby
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>>556072313
It feels like a fire hazard that there’s zero smoke detectors at SDN when Flambae is constantly fucking around
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>>556072313
is sonar's ass photoshopped or was he always this caked up
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>>556072681
it's shopped
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>>556072945
Toxic was an ayylien all along
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>>556072945
why does he look so gay
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>>556074276
idk
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Mecha Mandy in season 2 please adhoc
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Does Courtney have a father?
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>>556076546
if she does I'm assuming she burned that bridge with her parents long ago if she's having to rely on red ring augments for her asthma
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who's making the next thread
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>>556079941
I'll take the lead.
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>>556074276
Isn't his VA also gay irl?

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