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First for Mandy

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Flambert <3333

>>556081198
Flambae if he was gay

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>>556081618
>if

>/SDN/: Episode 42 - Return of the Fujo
We're so back

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Hello

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>>556080390
Discord is defunct, there were only 3 people so no point

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>>556085075
>Courtney you killed the subscriber

No straight man would ever wear a choker

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when /sdn/ needed him most he returned

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>>556092485
I am surprised it stuck out without me but glad all the same.

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>>556094827
is that a fucking VRchat model
everytime I underestimate the power of fujos it always comes back to haunt me

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>>556095152
Yeah, it's been a thing for quite a while now. Ever since Flambae's character model was ripped from the game he's been used in things like VRchat and what not.

>>556084151
Is this a reference to something? Cause if it's not, whoever made it is retarded. You can't perforn surgery on a dude made entirely out of mud and clay. Bitch, he's got no organs to operate on.

>>556095905
>flambae avatar
>sounds nothing like flambae
there's no point if you can't sound like Lance Cantstopolis.

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>>556096282

>>556096547
I mean do most avatars on VRchat emulate their characters to a tee? Most time I just see it as if they're wearing a costume.

https://www.thepopverse.com/gaming-dispatch-gamify-my-life-ship-about-you-xoxo-week

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>>556096564
Hey, you. Barney Rubble. Get outta here. You can ask one of your /SDN/mates to fill you in later.

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I love my cute wabi-sabi gap moe gamer shitposter cinephile horny clingy jealous stalker red flag corny virgin laser-riding-badass clean brown tomboy gf with ADHD, asthma, smoking addiction, insecurities, a foul mouth and a below average IQ.

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>>556097243
And what if I don't?

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>>556097738
BB looked at this and thought, "Yep, that's the perfect guy to get drunk before tricking him into tardwrangling the worst team in my branch"

>>556098082
Not even paying him either.

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>>556098185
she pays him in hallmark cards and office sex

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>>556099369

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>>556097618
Then, I won't just kick you out of this thread, I'll kick you out of all /vg/ /SDN/ threads. You can go back to whatever other games was so lame that you thought posting here was an improvement. Or, you can step outside and think about what you want from all of this.

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>>556100052

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Why did she do it bros?

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>>556100949
Prism's a boss ass bitch.

>>556100548
>closes blinds on you

>>556100949
so SDN doesn't allow killing but they're totally fine with body mutilation and permanently blinding people?

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>>556102208
If it's Z-team they'll turn a blind eye so long as they get the bare minimum. I mean Flambae gets a pass even though he sets multiple fires only to stop them in the neck of time. Thus raising his place on the leaderboard.

>>556102208
It’s implied Coupe was so low on the list because she kept killing people

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>I’m sorry I overcooked the chicken, Robert

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Uhh, bros? The king has spoken. Dispatch is SHIT.
https://youtu.be/7W2He9z3w3I?si=zfhrDwM_iSoMe4Ie

>>556108765
literally who
>he chose mandy
Based

>>556109102
ok nevermind he shittalked mandy fuck this guy

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>>556108765
>Sir, a second chud video essay has hit /SDN/

>>556108765
im far from someone who thinks something is popular is good, but every single criticism of dispatch I see just feels like they are literally just mad that its popular and that people like it

>>556110193
The biggest shock to me was that Critical Drinker gave it a glowing review
https://youtu.be/aB8THGzZEns?si=0Di4CPzXHmPDjZXt

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>>556099369
>where ya been bob bob
Sorry Mandy. He was a busy eating hot asthmatic filipinx pussy.

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>>556110193
>>556110282
what info am I supposed to glean from this?

>>556111847
Waterboy tops in this relationship

>>556111992
That you’re not allowed to like the thing you like anymore

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>>556108639
S'ok Courtney. Sorry about slapping you in the face too hard with my Mecha Dick...

>>556111992
Stop liking thing I don’t like

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good night /sdn/

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>>556114695
g'night

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Would you hire him as your accountant?

>>556117601
>A cocaine addicted bat monster/scammer
No.

>>556117601
>A cocaine addicted bat monster-scammer
Yes

>>556117601
>A cocaine addicted bat monster-scammer
Maybe

>>556098883
>Flambae pulls up next to you in his Flamebird.
>He says "Get in bitch! We're going shopping!"
Do you take a ride?

>>556119327
Fuck no, why would I want to go shopping with an emotionally bratty gay Afghan man?

>>556119368
Why wouldn’t you want to go shopping with an emotionally bratty gay Afghan man?

>>556119643
I feel like that's self-evident

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PhenomaMech <3333

Fujo's back and all is well in the world again.

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>E;R planted the final nail in /SDN/‘s coffin

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>>556120225
Based.

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>>556120519
Good to see /SDN/ still stood high in my absence. Though I wish AdHoc had something to announce at least.

>>556120571
He still liked it.

>>556121716
E;R doesn’t like anything

>>556120867
Grab that dumpy.

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>>556120571
>>556121790
>E;R
Who?

>>556089549
>the comic ends with a cinematic shot of the city in the background and an implied faggot blowjob in the foreground
A r t

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Invisimech <3333

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>>556097141

>>556123941
WHAT THE FUCK did they mean by this?

>>556124914
The article writer's into beast-e-ality and has a paw print tattoo on their ass.

>>556125446
some people have poor impulse control when it comes to keeping their fetishes in check.

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>>556125898
>"Did someone say horsecock?"

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>>556122956
I wonder how firm it is.

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>>556123320
Kino.

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Just bought myself a can of Monster.
Gonna masturbate all night, later kids.

>>556128907
have fun unc

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I know, you're going to be upset I used AI, but "artists" don't draw girls I like properly.

>>556133042
No nose ring, no augments, she's too white

0/10

Armpit hair isn't really my thing but you like what you like I suppose

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>>556133213
I think she looks better without it. I like how slender she looks in the game and hate how fanart is always super gross proportions. armpit hair is something I enjoy a lot, yes.

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last one, that's it. not going to spam them. yeah, I chose Visi in my playthrough.

>>556133042
>>556133880
>>556134117
I was willing to overlook the cringe pale-skin taste, but no nose ring and woke pit hair? I can tell you're one of those dudes that fit perfectly on a cuck chair with a really tiny cage on their dick.

>>556136782
little bro is scared of a little hair

>>556126219
Why is it the vanilla girls are always the freakiest

>>556137518
>"What's up Robert." *gropes your crotch*
>"We can work with this."

>>556139542
HNNNGGGHHHHH

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>>556139542
She constantly sexually harasses him at work knowing HR won't do shit and he can't afford to lose this job

>>556140434
Thank you, Miss Blazer.

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>>556140434
>"Oh hey Robert. Mind helping me out? I'm behind on paperwork so I haven't really done much superhero-ing lately. I like to sneak in a quick workout every once in a while."

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>>556141242
>"Robert I'm gonna need you to stay late tonight again. No, it's not negotiable."

Friendly reminder that as of the newest patch, Phenomaman ships Robert and Mandy.

>>556144914
He sounds very strained.

>>556148776
he was just taking a shit

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>hi teem, dis is ur nu dispatcha, Cormtny

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>>556150239
I love Cormtny, Charlie(moistcritikal)... I LOVE CORMTNYYYYYY!!!

>>556150239
>Z-team plummets back to the bottom of the leaderboard
>Phoenix program gets cut and everyone goes back to prison

>>556150239
>*starts chewing on the microphone*

>>556161793
That's the mother of Robert Robertson the 4th.

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>>556162565
Also Beef's mom

>>556167086
Why is it that I can tell the artist's sexual orientation just by looking at their art style?

>>556167737
What's funnier is how often I can tell an artist is Russian just by art style alone

>>556168113
>I can tell an artist is Russian just by art style alone

Ok, now you are bullshiting.

>>556169687
I learned to distinguish from looking at Rogue Trader fanart and how weird it looked to me compared to other fanart I had usually seen. Main thing I've noticed is a lot of sharp angles and usually very well defined jaws. Maybe the art school in St. Petersburg teaches everyone to draw in the same way or something?

>>556167737
gay hands draw gay art

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>>556169968
Russian animation is kino

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We've survived another thread. That's something to be proud of.
Goodnight, /SDN/. I love you all.

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>>556171064
g'night
we need to survive a few more, #45 is the bare minimum, #50 is the goal.

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I finally got back to respectable values and can go back to writing without feeling bad

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>>556171064
Good night BBfrend

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Why did depression make his hair turn green?

>>556173527
Maybe his species releases an excess of chlorophyll into their hair follicles. When under extreme stress or depression? Who knows?

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>>556173527
more importantly how did he grow an impressive set of mutton chops within a day of getting dumped

>>556177613
That’s just a thing that happens when you get dumped super hard

>>556183956
bro you're running out of storage space

>>556187197
Why does he look like JD from Scrubs

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>>556187983
The artist that drew it was trying to make him look like a character from the Pitt.

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>>556177613
>how did he grow an impressive set of mutton chops within a day of getting dumped
>dumped
They don't call him dumpy for nothing.

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>>556193332
They called him dumpy because he has a dumptruck ass though

>>556195153
That he does. >>556126797

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>>556144914
He just wants to make love in a threesome

>>556196214
>Blazerphenomamech threesome for season 2.
Make it happen AdHoc.

>>556187983
>somebody else besides me remembers scrubs
>Dispatch as a medical dramedy
Mecha Man can't do this all on his own. Oh he knows... he's no Superman. I owe you a drink. Scrubs revival show feb 2026 or so I heard.

>>556197486
Makes me want to go back and watch season 1-8 again
Although Elliot wasn't nearly as hot as I thought she was

>>556197862
I'd rather he bang Jordan again.

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>>556197862
Elliot is the Blonde Blazer of scrubs. J.D. Robertson III needs a Courtney who lovingly fucks with him constantly during shifts.

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>>556200067
Who is the Flambae of Scrubs?

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>>556202158
My mind immediately went to The Todd but only because of his dumb flame durag
If anything he'd be the Janitor just because all he does is fuck with the main character
>>556200067
>Mandy in a doctor's lab coat and stethoscope
hngggh

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am I weird for disliking malevola because she's open about being promiscuous? maybe it's just millennial writing that makes it seem worse in her dialogue but idk
I want to like her, she's cute and is easily the second most normal member of the team (golem is #1) but being slutty is just really repulsive
I also dont like characters who are a bajillion years old in media but that's just my autism

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>>556202876
>If anything he'd be the Janitor just because all he does is fuck with the main character
Well we already got a janitor but I see what you mean.

>>556203032
Malevola's a demon, she's anything but normal.

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>>556202876
>If anything he'd be the Janitor just because all he does is fuck with the main character
>calls Robert a bitch whenever he fails to save a patient

>>556203065
If anything waterboy would be that one intern that kept killing his patients

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Why is she like this

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>>556207106
Robert’s existence turns her feral

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>>556211172

Shroud is full of bullshit. There's no way that fag could predict that I would friendzone 2 hot girls. The chance was literally 5%.
He just likes to say "All according to keikaku" after the fact. He sells the illusion of being an all knowing, 2 steps ahead mastermind to the brainlets that follow him.

>>556217178
did you think of this before or after your morning coffee?

>>556217518
I don't drink coffee.

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>>556212004
>courtney
>not immediately gobbling his nuts
that image is fake news. ai. slander even.

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Neanderthal Visi my beloved...

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>>556219853
What do you guys think phenomamal's genitals actually look like? Does he even have any? Is he like a ken doll down there? A cloaca like everyone's speculation? Or does it open like one of those face hugger eggs in the alien franchise? These are the questions that keep me up at night...

>>556220354
I just think it's big, both in length and width. And it glows.

>>556220354
crab pincers

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>>556226237
>>556226367
POST MORE PHENOMAMECH AND WATERBAE YOU COWARDS

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>>556226758

Fujo's carrying us all the way to #50! Let's go, baby!

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>>556227546
I'm pulling my cock out.

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>>556220025
>Rob still no gib dick after donut gift