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>>555589293

I honestly would rather work for a demon and steal money while harvesting souls than be a wagie.

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>2026...I am forgotten...

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/CALG/ ANONS DRAW AWESOME CUTE ACCURATE ART SO FEATURE IT WHEN WE BAKE!!!

Coke/dishes anon is a bad brother

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>>555599997
>I may be evil, but at least you don't have to drive two hours both ways for the privilege of working for slave wages and enduring office bitches all day.
>>555600447
I hope dishes-fag's sister kicks him in the nuts, honestly.

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>>555600145
>>555600381
Reminder to bakers: please make Sodastealshley next image. Thank you for your service.

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>>555600692

>>555599136
Sora and Ashley would hate eachother for their similarities btw

>>555600145
The Movie was a little clichéd and formulaic for my tastes, but the cinematography was quite good. I heard The Movie: The Sequel was cancelled because the first underperformed.

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>decide not to goon for a week
>see erotic Ashley
>nut almost instantaneous
I.. I really am Andrew, aren't I?

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>>555601954
What's wrong Anondrew? You haven't touched your pickles.

>>555600145
It's fine. I'm honored to have anon make fanart of me, but I don't want you to stress about making it the OP. What I do, I do for /calg/, it's aggrandizement is my reward
>>555600447
>>555600575
Think what you like. My sister doesn't hate me, I think

>>555602328
Would you eat your sister's pickles?

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>>555602328
you lack media literacy

>>555555555

>>555604690
/vg/ doesn't have gets

>>555602328
What concerns me, personally: is how small the pickles are here... unless she bought freakishly small cucumbers.

>>555606602
She made gherkins so they could be used as finger food or garnishes with a larger meal.

>>555603107
No, but I would suck her cock. If she had one, that is. God, I wish girls had cocks

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I cant sleep bros...

>>555612503
It's not even 4pm in the afternoon, grandmashley.

>>555612503
Cover yourself in a bunch of blankets. Being too warm, bordering on overheating, will make you tired.

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Coffin tunes pls
https://youtu.be/DckTUeOGg1Y

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>>555612503
Close your eyes silly.
https://youtu.be/saI-uTThkY8?t=460

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Ashley takes it up the ass

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>>555599136

>>555619986
>fat likes siblings
I feel personally called it out.

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>>555619986
>kind cute Julia
TRUE

>>555619986
>Julia Andrew sex
Hussies keep moving, this is an INCEST neighborhood

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Little sisters be like:
>can you please drive me to my evening class in an hour, the roads are too icy
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I don't wanna! I spent hours yesterday digging out your car so you can go yourself! I want to stay nice and warm inside and play video games you BITCH

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>>555622612
Just tell her you'll do it in exchange for a quick motorboating.

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>>555622612
Introducing vidya to brothers was like introducing crack to Harlem..

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New masterpieces from Coffin fans everywhere
https://youtu.be/CyOuslQS7tA

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>>555599997
Anon...that's basically being a wagie. Even in Ashley wins, her job sucks and the demon is starting to get more demanding. Soon enough she'll have to pee in a bottle just to keep up the demand for souls.

>>555624908
>Soon enough she'll have to pee in a bottle just to keep up the demand for souls.
If she's so strapped for cash, I'd be happy to purchase them

>>555622612
Drive your cute sister to class.

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A Møøse once bit my sister. We were on a skiing holiday, going down an intermediate slope. I was going a little too fast, showing off to my sister, when I lose control and land in some deep powder. She comes over to help dig me out, all the while laughing at my predicament, when I notice a giant furry thing come up behind her.

It was a moose! A big one at that! It bit her right on the shoulder! I scare the moose off my throwing my gloves at it and calling it a faggot. Meanwhile, she's keeled down to her knees and clutching her shoulder in pain. She tells me that the moose injected her with moose venom and I have to suck it out of her shoulder wound before she dies. I get to my feet and start sucking on her shoulder, trying to save my poor little sister's life. Long story short, mooses aren't venomous and she was just fucking with me.

Why the moose bit her is beyond me. My guess was that it was an anti-incest bigot who thought my sister and I were a little too close for comfort. In its defense, we were smooching on the chairlift ride up...

>>555626091
We apologize for the fault in this post. Those responsible have been sacked.

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Would you do a better job raising Teenshley?

>>555631310
hell no, she would have gotten pregnant so many times

>>555631310
Anyone in this general would be a better parent than Renee

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>>555631842
>she would have gotten pregnant so many times
kek I get you. She is amazing

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God, I need to stop cumming into/onto my sister's stuff. She can be so cute and I know she trusts me yet I'm taking advantage of that to pervert and defile her. I'm a horrific sick disgusting freak who needs to be put down like a sick dog. There's something fundamentally wrong with me that makes me see her this way and do these things and I want to be rid of it. I want to scrub it off my skin and rip it out of my chest. I want to become someone else, anyone else. I can't keep being this maligned pretend person

>>555599997
You are not a good person. They say this game is a bad influence on people, but really, it just makes people who are already bad stand out more. Humans are Allah's finest creations, and to have such vehement disregard for sentient life, and your fellow man, makes you more akin to a shaytan than a human being.
Your willingness to sell the souls that were manifested by Allah in order to prolong your own horrible timeline disgusts me. And so does your unwillingness to work, judging by your comment on "wagies". Westerners complain about how we treat infidels, but we HAVE to do what we do, otherwise society becomes decadent when those like you are allowed to fester.

>>555636628
Anon, literally all you have to do is stop pointing your fucking dick at your sister's belongings. You're doing the same shit trannies do where they goon themselves into an alternate reality and act like it's beyond their power to stop, literally just stop touching your fucking dick and find a hobby that occupies your time until you stop habitually beating your shit until it bruises. Start going for runs. I'm not even saying you can't masturbate, but this is probably the easiest issue you could ever resolve, you just don't want to.

>>555568926
>>555569442
IT'S ACTUALLY FUCKING HAPPENING!
https://x.com/Pirat_Nation/status/2017040817349693640

>>555636628
You need to develop a more healthy relationship with her that exists outside your head. If you're both free you should see if she wants to do something fun Friday night. And do this too >>555637374.

>>555637997
Honestly he shouldn't be anywhere near his sister unless he can unfuck himself, he clearly has zero self control.

>>555626091
Now your sister is a weremoose

>>555637897
>open link
>fallout 3
https://youtu.be/6M8-iq5pf1c?t=3

>>555619986
>american language
Based. I speak AMERICAN.

>>555624698
She has nice boobs in that video

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Devlog in just two days!

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>>555636628
Don't listen to those sisterless anons. The best thing you can do to solve your issues is come clean to her and make her watch you as you do it. She will eventually come to accept it and love you as you are.

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>>555640685
Agreed. I like Ashley in a wedding dress, though this is my favorite video
https://youtu.be/ULo4dg4s1uQ
>>555600145
Makes me sad. Whoever is the faggot making the threads, I hope he suffers a horrible sisterless fate.

>>555636628
Have you tried cumming on her instead?

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https://x.com/TCOEAA/status/2014849519318364470

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>>555644898
>see Renee pfp on Facebook
>3rd world name and location

>>555646185
Didn't mean to reply

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>>555646809
Well you did. And the general is worse for it. So thanks.

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>>555646909
HAG!

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Why are they so cute when they're mad?

>>555647184
they're women

>>555648165
Groundbreaking revelation. I hear one of them is even a sister, which may contribute even more to this perception.

>>555636628
do you really jerk off to your sister's stuff or are you just pretending to be a incestuous pervert for the sake of getting attention in this general
cuz you've been telling this same story in every thread and I dont see you actually starting to feeling guilty in stopping at what you told us you've been doing immediately instead repeating the same shit over and over

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>>555648428
>one of them

>>555648884
Total Connie Death

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>>555649536
Why is Connie so fat and stupid?

>>555649883
Judging by Renee and Ashley she's selfish and has poor impulse control.

>>555648884
I forgot about her. I am a fake fan. I'm going to commit harakiri to atone for my sins.

>>555650338
No! You shall atone by committing nakadashi with your sister!

>>555650578
Naruhodo! Leave it to me, mina-san!

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Imagine how different things would be if Ashley just listened to Andrew instead of being a bitch all the time

>>555649536
why did i instinctively read that as total commie death

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>>555651151
True. All bad things that happen only occur because Ashley doesn't obey Andrew. Even the Ashley wins ending has her being a servant to the demon and not truly in control.
If Ashley lived to do what Andrew says, everything would be right.

>>555652128
Andrew wins ending when?

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>>555652360
Wasn't that Shots and Such?

I wish I had a sister instead of just getting my ass beat

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Attention sistertitty enthusiasts, the Michigan House of Representatives has introduced a bill that would almost entirely ban pornography. This ban covers just about every act you can think of, EXCEPT for one act. One act alone has the good graces of this bill. Can you guess?

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>>555655249
Same. But an older sister, somehow that feels like heaven. Having an older sister must be amazing and feel great every day.

>>555652360
That'll be a 4A fail state.

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>>555655856
*Smaller than advertised

>>555652640
I don't think Andrew even knows what a fucking computer is.

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>>555657228
And Ashley wouldn't have nearly enough money to buy a computer, less so in their era.

>>555652640
Nobody won in Shots and Such...

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>What no motherly affection does to a bitch

Kissing Julia

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>>555657990
Hot. Girls with mommy issues are the best

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>>555657228
Linux? OS? Specs? What are you on about?
...You must be one of those computer geeks. That's right, you guys "hack into the mainframe" or whatever, and swap your favorite math problems on ARPANET.

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>>555657990
One eye is supposed to be more open than the other and both should be twitching stupid idiot stupid.

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>>555657459
What even us their era? The yiik era? What is even going on anymore?
>>555658501
Whatever you say Andrew. Now go check your email >:)

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>>555658527
Chainsaw Man sucks so who cares

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>>555658825
Take that back you Jujutsu Kaisen loving little shit

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>>555659348
Yuji isn't a cringe simping gooner so he is better by default.

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>>555659603
Denji is a much deeper character than Yuji. His "simping" is a commentary on how male victims of grooming and sexual harrasment/assault aren't taken seriously, reminder that he is 16 during part 1 and all the women who have groomed and abused him are atleast 18, it's also what happens when you take a person who has never experienced love and expose them to lust, they become obsessed with it, and that makes them easy to manipulate and abuse. Whereas your guy is obviously not hypersexual, this is evident because there are no girls in Jujutsu Kaisen worth lusting over. I wouldn't expect a brat like you to understand the deeper themes of Fujimoto's work.

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>>555660046
Yeah Denji sounds like a faggot. No wonder you like him!

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>>555660334
No wonder!

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I want Ashley (but not Leyley) to have my inbred kids!

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>white people when you make fun of its "diddy sushi country"

>>555662441
The kids would only be inbred if you are literally Andrew, are you literally Andrew?

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>>555665585
Yes.

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>>555665976
You are a fucking idiot!

>>555668163
Sometimes you need to be retarded

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>>555655856
god she's so sexy

>>555655856
Slop

When is Nemlei putting anal sex in this game

>>555671518
Never, Nemlei's sole desire is for Total Sibling Breeding.

>>555665243
Go back to twitter, spicnigger.

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>>555665243
>Pinches otakus, malditos Epstein, Japón es cagada

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This is the worst. He was trying to watch TV!

>>555673895
Yeah, busTV

I just woke up from the most realistic dream I’ve ever had, where I was kissing and cuddling with my sister. I’ve never felt more suicidal after waking up.

>>555674159
I've had those a lot lately, probably from hanging out in here so much. I've learned to live with it.

>>555674456
I remember we were in a quiet park with no people. She was sitting on me, hugging me, laughing. It was so realistic that I just stared at the ceiling for fifteen minutes, feeling devastated.

>>555674913
after waking up" sorry my hands are shaking

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>>555674159
One time I had a vivid dream of being a different person, just a stereotypical cubicle gen X boomer with an office job that pays well and an expensive Mercedes car and a penthouse appartement. When I woke up I swallowed all the pain killers and antibiotics in the cabinet but I puked them out.

>>555674159
Why don't you cuddle with your sister IRL?

>>555674913
>>555675009
Oof. I thought you were talking about just sex, but yeah, those stick with you.

>>555675370
Hope you're ok right now anon.

>>555675493

>Why don't you cuddle with your sister IRL?

I haven’t spoken to her in a few months. She has a family of her own and a husband. My mother also caused conflict between us in the past, but I don’t want to write about it.

>>555675493
It's difficult to start when you didn't grow up cuddling with your sister, in particular when the entire family is touch averse.

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Why don't people cuddle their sisters

>>555676754
I don't want to catch her hussy germs.

>>555676754
My sister would tell me to get a gf if I did that.

>>555676172
What do you mean, she has a family of her own? Did you suddenly stop being her brother or what?

>>555678464
She has a kid.

>>555679749
Why do neechans have to do this? Why?

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>>555676754
The concept we call "boundaries" is formed in childhood, and boundaries are based on a combination of the subject's personality, the behavior and teachings passed from the nuclear family, and the environment and society they live in.
Two siblings may copy their parents for example, associating their parents kissing on the lips with love, and if they feel love for their sibling they might also start peck kissing.
If the parent doesn't put a stop to it with scoldings and negative reinforcements this might be seen as normal to them even as adults. The Graves never kissed as kids, so even someone like Andrew feels like it's a boundary he doesn't want to cross.
Inversely, if the parents, for example, never hugged the kids, hugging your sibling as an adult may feel innatural and uncomfortable.
And if the parent promote a competitive relationship between the siblings they might never feel that closeness as kids that makes them comfortable enough to cuddle, which will make it awkward in their adult years. Or the parents may discourage cuddling because they feel it's "weird".
Last, some cultures foster closer families, compared to some others.
Remember, you only get one childhood to build your relationship with your sibling, so make the best of it.

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>>555622612
If she doesn't feel confident driving in such weather then you HAVE TO drive her. Video games are going to be the last thing you'll care about if she gets into an accident due to having trouble maneuvering on icy roads.

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>>555684846
This. Keep your sister safe and stop being so selfish. >>555622612

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>>555636628
...What did you do this time?

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>>555588643
Game of Thrones is different because it takes inspiration from real historical political shenanigans. Everyone knows actual medieval dynasties were inbred as hell and they expect it in similar contexts, but that doesn't necessarily mean they are fine with it in general and wouldn't be freaked out by a game where incest is basically at the core of the story.

>>555591830
>I don't believe I ever said my financial situation was stable.
You didn't say that, but you indicated that you frequently had spare cash on hand.

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>>555685804
>Game of Thrones is different because-
Because the main incest couple is hot! You and your sister need to be solid 8s or better in order to not gross out normies.

>>555639920
I think he was trying to compare that these SteamBD changes were noted, similar time before major changes or releases associated with said games. And anon is saying that what's happening on Coffin's page mirrors that. Especially considering it's about to be the 1st of the month.

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>>555686006
Then why are normies still freaking out about TCOAAL when Andrew and Ashley are literally perfect?

>>555686227
There's a lot of fangirling at the siblings though.

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>>555676172
Text her! Call her, goddammit! You can have your own lives and families, but there is no reason not to make an effort to be friends with your sibling.

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>>555686585
But also a lot of moralfagging.

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Is Jack-in-a-Castle Nemlei's most complex pre-Coffin game? 10 endings is nuts. I haven't played Candy Scabs but if I recall correctly Better Half and NGN only have 3 each. I've only just started Divilethion, but I noticed that the main menu doesn't even have an Endings screen.

>>555687705
Until 3A came out it was easily Nemlei's longest game.

>>555687705
I think NGN only has 2

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>>555688447
Just checked the files and you are right. Also I didn't realize how similar Andrew's portraits are to Yule's. Hacklei you lazy feline!

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Andrew is too hot for his own good

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Cursed image

>>555690074
How ボーイッシュ

>>555685804
>You didn't say that, but you indicated that you frequently had spare cash on hand.
I'm not trying to be mean or anything but I truly do not see the contradiction

>>555600145
>>555600381
>>555600692
Speaking as the anon who drew that image, it's fine. I didn't realize Sodanon is the same guy as that SISTER-HATING DISGRACE that is Dishesanon (which >>555603061 confirms). We need not give him more spotlight at least until he mends his ways. How about Pickley >>555602328 instead?

>>555691034
I do NOT hate my sister

>>555692629
Did you tell her she is cute?

Have you ever heard siblings say "suck my dick"?

>>555690074
Sexy boy

>>555692629
Why do you hate your sister?

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>>555599136
I'm still looking for another sibling ship that I'd find as lovable as Sora/Haru or Ashley/Andrew so I can complete my wincest trinity but so far, nothing comes close.
I'm getting a little tired of 'Siblings has to play-act as surrogate mom and dad to their younger siblings in a dysfunctional family' after Flowers in the Attic/Cement Garden/Forbidden

>>555692663
No, it's way too awkward to just go up to her and call her cute. Do people actually do that? I only ever tell her "you look nice"

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Who's the best classic Nemfu?

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>>555692629
Save it. Your blatant anti-delphic rhetoric is well-documented for everyone to see.

>>554987991
>God, I hate her
>>555039963
>Don't care, she's a fucking stupid bitch
>Either way, I'm so fucking sick of her.
>>555156051
>I truly do not care if she cares about my feelings.

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>>555695550
Uh, I was just in an emotional state. That was just rhetoric! I WAS mad at her, but I'm mostly not anymore

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>>555695190
1 > 3 > 2
Also, it's missing the best Nemgirl of all: my guy Lynn.

>>555696187
vivian is ugly

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>>555695190
My wife Noelle!

>>555696351
>pisses herself

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>>555695190

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>>555656229
she must grow

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>>555696420
What is it with Noelle and piss jokes? Where are they coming from?

>>555696671
The whole ice conjuration thing lends itself to other bodily fluids

>>555696671
I don't know but I'm going to perpetuate them, as a joke.

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>>555696027
Uh-uh. So have you apologized to your sister for being mean and mad?

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>>555696730
Can Noelle freeze your cum inside your balls?

>>555697081
What, don't like passing kidneystones while you orgams? Afraid?

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>>555697081
Semen is not stored in the balls! Sperm cells are, however the actual fluid is a product of the prostate.

>>555697259
Thank you Nerdley, I completely forgot that that is how it works.
I should know, I had some kind of prostate inflammation last year, it was awful and I felt like I wanted to pee all the time because it was pressing against the bladder. Absolutely miserable time. Please take an effort to stay healthy anons.

>>555696830
I have NOTHING to apologize for, I'm still right
She's been doing the dishes daily since then, btw

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>>555699042
based andrewmaxxer putting his sister in her place

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>>555699042
Being right doesn't mean you have nothing to apologize for! You have been mean to her, by your own admission!

>>555701360
When you apologize to your imouto, she wins

>>555703096
This competitive mindset is a staple of sibling relationships, and yet, also their downfall. Truly poetic.

>>555703096
Retard.

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Be nice to your sister challenge (99% of brothers fail this)

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>>555686006
kek I love this combination. Lannister supremacy all the way! What house would Ashley and Andrew belong to? My gut says Bolton

>>555703674
>If Andrew had just been closer with and nicer to Ashley, they would have been truly happy together!
>You're right. What lesson should you take away from this and apply in your own life?
>I'm going to yell at my sister and call her a cunt.

Who's ready for the February announcement?

>>555704319
>many months

>>555704369
>many
No defined number. It's multiple, so could be as little as 2 or as long as 11.

>>555704469
>doesn't understand the meaning of "many"
It's not a couple, it's not a few, it's many.

>>555704469
There is no world where many means 2

You niggas just ain't ready. Its okay.

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>>555704537
2 is many. Too many.

incest is good for the economy

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>>555704732
Two many!

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>>555703096
Wins at what? Siblings are supposed to be best friends, not competitors.

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>>555704087
They'd replace the Tyrell siblings, they'd go through a corruption arc once the hag starts calling them out on their incestuous vibe and tries to marry off Ashlly. I can see Andrell being the one to poison Joffrey, although he'd be a crappy knight unlike Loras.

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>>555704319

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>>555703674
Anons like >>555699042 grow up to be anons like >>555676172. It's outright depressing.

>>555696328
She's also not a completely horrible person, like the other two.

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>>555705953
Ashley, you're funny!

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>>555703335
>>555707158
NEVER apologize to your sibling (unless it's really egregious)
Siblinglets wouldn't get it

>>555707473
I have 4 siblings and you are gay for not apologizing.

>>555696671
https://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/text/nomorashii/

>>555707581
Four? I feel like this is something you usually only see in comedy movies or in your grandma's stories from when people had to have like a dozen children because they expected 80% to not survive. What was it like growing up with this many siblings? How did your parents manage?

>>555707581
I'm mostly kidding around. The reason I haven't apologized is because it's been like 2 weeks, so who really cares?

>>555707925
2 biological siblings, 1 much older 1 younger.
2 step siblings, much older, not exactly super respectable people for different reasons

>>555708046
By much older I mean it has basically just me and my younger sister in the household.

>>555707978
Get drunk with her and apologise then.

>>555708261
Go and hug her, anon

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>>555657228
>>555658501
Andrew wouldn't understand Lain?

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>>555707394
Yeah, I'm pretty awesome.

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>>555709489
Serial Experiments Lame.

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>>555657228
The game is set in 90s/early 00s. He know what a computer is alright, he doesn't live under a rock. He would have likely seen (and maybe even used) one at school/college or at that dreadful summer job.

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>>555709903
A shame, for you seemed an honest man.

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>>555710042
>in 90s/early 00s
A better time. I want to go back!

>>555707925
Funny you say that; my grandma had ten kids in the 50s-70s. They still get along fine, but the younger kids are closer. And yet, my parents didn't give me a single sibling. Unbelievable overcorrection.

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>>555709489
Cartoons are Ashley's thing.
>i-it's animaymay!
We didn't know what anime was in the '90s, we used to call it cartoons or japanimation.

>>555710657
>We didn't know what anime was in the '90s
you didn't*

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>>555710749
Until Pokemon started airing in the West in 1999-2000 no one knew what anime was.

>>555709903
>>555710042
Don't forget that they used a computer in Episode 1.

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>>555710995
I completely forgot about it.

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>>555708292
I don't drink, it tastes gross

>>555686984
What do you want me to text her? “Hey sis! Whatcha doin? ;)”? Don’t be fucking ridiculous.

I honestly have no desire to talk to her. It’s not like I hate her or anything. My dream from earlier >>555674159 was just my subconscious fucking with me.

I don’t want to disturb her, and to be honest, I don’t have much in common with her. She’s five years older than me and has her own busy life. I know nothing about her private life besides what I said earlier: she’s married and has a kid.
I really, really hate my parents, especially my mother, for destroying my relationship with her. My fucked-in-the-head narcissist mother, for some reason, always turned me against my sister. My father was (or is, I don’t know—I haven’t talked to him in years and I don’t give a rat shit about him) a drunkard who never cared about us.
My sister got the fuck out of the house the moment she turned 18, and that was it. Since then, I’ve had minimal contact with her.
Do I feel miserable? Yeah, sometimes. But that’s life. To me, she’s like a coworker who works in another sector of the company: we say hello, we both know we exist, and once or twice a year we go for coffee, and that’s it. Trust me, it’s a miracle my relationship with her isn’t completely ruined after what my mother did.

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>>555711542
I hate to agree with you but based.

I hope Andrew gets prostate cancer by 25.

>>555711654
>What do you want me to text her? “Hey sis! Whatcha doin? ;)”? Don’t be fucking ridiculous.
Take if from me, anon. A random "I care about you" text from the blue will make her think you're about to kill yourself

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>>555711654
I'm really sorry to hear about your childhood, it sounds brutal and I obviously can't put myself in your shoes. But I'm also sorry to hear that you don't even want to try and reconnect with her. I know dreams are generally bullshit, but it sounds like your subconscious misses her to some extent. The fact that after everything you can still talk to each other and even see each other a couple of times a year is a good start. I know people who have reconnected after long periods of being out of each others' lives (albeit, again, admittedly having less toxic and brutal backgrounds). You can just say you are going to be in her town/district and offer to meet.

>>555697957
H-How do I avoid getting that?

>>555714895
Regular prostate orgasms

>>555710657
>Ashley wearing nothing but her brother's shirt hiding bitemarks and hickeys from their previous night's activities
Art like this me sad about what could have been. Andrew could have had a happy life, but he chose the coping retard route and look where it got them. Near-starvation, cannibalism, murder, life on the run, and demons.

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>>555715241
I'm not putting things inside my asshole.

>>555715726
That's what you have your sister for!

>>555714895
Dress appropriately for the weather and avoid getting cold. And don't eat questionable shit, that ailment came shorty after a food poisoning (which was also fucking miserable) so it probably took advantage of my immune system being weakened at the time.

>>555715726
Try it, it feels awesome

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>>555716284
It really doesn't...

>>555716384
How do you know?

>>555715548
Happy life for a few months until Teenley's belly starts swelling.

>>555716572
Raising a kid is definitely better than being a cannibalistic murder hobo that summons demons

>>555716897
Only slightly better.

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>>555716530
Medical procedures.

>>555717179
well if it was spoiled by the embarassment of someone else doing it to you then yeah maybe its not enjoyable, but the feeling of something stretching your assholes is just inherently enjoyable. I myself am straight but I like taking it up the ass and its normal really

>>555716572
Significantly better. Not being criminals on the run would make things a lot easier. Andrew would be in a better position to get a better job to feed the family, and Ashley would likely be able to apply for benefits, or maybe legally get an abortion if it comes to that.

>>555718025
Were abortions free and legal in Europe during the late 90s?

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>>555715726
Pleeeeeeeeease?

>>555717963
>I myself am straight but I like taking it up the ass

Anon...

>>555718271
Legal since the '50s. Killing babies is a hobby of the European.

>>555718446
Its not gay if you out something up your ass yourself or if a girl pegs you

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>>555718276

>>555717963
Embarrassment has little to do with it, it was just physically uncomfortable. To be honest I kind of envy the fact that you find it pleasurable.

>>555718712
laugh at this homosexual

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>>555718829
He is right though, a sexual act between a man and a woman is by definition not gay, and being able to derive pleasure from butt stuff doesn't necessarily mean being romantically attracted to men.

>>555719152
The sexual act between man and woman is penis in vagina and maybe oral. Anything else is gay.

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>>555718797
Nemlei WILL give us a fujo vision where Andrew considers going gay to cope with his feelings
>>555719152
The world isn't ready for this, it's too daring

>>555719403
If you masturbate you're gay. If you wash your ass, you are gay.

>>555719403
>having a sexual intercourse with a woman in a "wrong" way is gay
this is your brain on /pol/

>>555719594
At this point it's beyond /pol/ and walking the line of Zoomer Neopuritanism.

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>>555719403
And who put you in charge of determining what is and isn't gay? If you are attracted to women and not to men you are not gay, everything else is irrelevant.

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>>555719675
Taking phallic shaped objects in your ass is gay no matter how you twist it.

>>555719909
If you masturbate, you're gay.

>>555719594
>simulating gay sex isn't gay

>>555719982
You said it, not me.

>>555719909
Is your sister's finger a phallic-shaped object?

>>555720073
If you let your hands touch any part of your body, you're gay.

>>555720035
This is the most retarded argument, is giving anal sex to a woman also gay then?

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>>555719152
homosexual

>>555720230
Women are supposed to be having phallus inserted into them. There is also a perfectly good whole right next to it where the phallus should be going.

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>>555720331
no u

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>>555720475
>There is also a perfectly good whole

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>>555720112
>The sexual act between man and woman is penis in vagina and maybe oral
I specifically talked about men and women fucking, YOU are the one who keeps bringing up the masturbation strawman. It's not my fault porn fried your brain and now you are incapable of following a simple argument.

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>>555720535
>make minor spelling mistake because I'm trying to respond quickly while playing games
>eslshizoanon shows up within seconds before I can even point it out myself from posting cooldown

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>>555720635
The neopuritan fails to comprehend the scope of his own arguments. Color me shocked. Your logic doesn't work because if a woman putting things in your butt is gay, or you putting things in a woman's butt is gay, then the term gay is rendered almost entirely meaningless and can be arbitrarily applied to basically anything that could vaguely mirror homosexual sodomy or other sexual contact.

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Fujo general

>>555720681
Bro is just straight up inventing thread lore

>>555720836
Being penetrated as a man, is gay.

>>555720943
Gay, being a colloquial term for homosexual activity, homosexual being sexual contact between two people of the same sex. Are men and women the same sex? Yes or no, any other answer is a concession that you are wrong.

>>555720919
Hello newfag, he shows up with the same smug ashley images every time someone makes any spelling or grammar mistake.

>>555721095
Anon, I don't think you have any room to be calling people schizos if you think that's the case.

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>>555721185
It's literally true.

>>555721293
Proof?

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>>555720864
FTFY

>>555721079
>Are men and women the same sex?
They are when I'm horny HEYOOOOO

>>555721342
Go back far enough. It's not in every thread but he shows up when hagposters derail since they always end up making mistakes and he has a (justified) hatred of their ilk and abhorrent artstyles.

>>555720829
Neat

>>555721214
Why do they have snow sprite ears?

>>555721479
>It's not in every thread
That doesn't sound very schizo to me. In fact I would argue it's more schizo to be making up lore.

>>555721690
I see through you.

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>>555721732
Do you realize how crazy that sounds?

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>cant sleep
>bored
>loney
What do?

>>555721884
Play Minecraft

>>555721079
I'm not even the original anon and I don't care about your dogmatic attempt to glue yourself to definitions autistically when it comes to something as fluid as sexuality.
You are not straight if you like pegging, you are at the very least bisexual.

>>555721884
Replay coffin for the umptillionth time.

>>555721884
Jerk off

>>555721947
Anon, that is literally not how that works. Despite what certain groups of people insist, definitions do in fact matter and you can't just start making shit up because you don't like something and need a justification ex post facto.

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>>555720836
>neopuritan
Seething tranny kek

>>555721884
Think of the war, think of the the glorious EU army that you'll be a part of.

>>555722151
Closest bisexual coded post.

>>555721778
Ashley if she 90's OVA anime character