>>555917498
I still have 0 clue what Homestuck is

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What the fuck happened to my sister's feet? They were pretty and pristine not too long ago, but now they look like they're decomposing. I can understand a bit of though skin, but these calluses look like craters because there's a clear ring shape. Can I get a refund on my sister? I don't want to see her soles anymore.

>>555918350
your sister is fat

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>>555917846
Picrel made a webcomic

>>555918350
To determine the possibility of a refund you need to provide a detailed picture of your sister's feet for analysis and evaluation, thank you

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>>555917905
>I don't drink either
>but I still drink
Anon... I... what do you guys want from me anymore?
>>555918176
I keep trying to tell you guys, but you're not listening. It'd be weird if I called her cute, I'm not the kind of guy who says that. The most I ever really do is say "your hair looks nice." I once told my sister she smelled nice because you reprobate freaks told me to, and I still regret it. What a weirdo freak thing to say

>>555919089
are you afraid to show your true feelings towards her into thinking she would find you weird too?

>>555919089
Nigga you are meant to get drunk with your sister even if you're straight edge

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>>555917498
I realized today anon who advised me long ago here was right and I don't romantically love my sister. I was just too lonely and I grabbed onto /calg/ propaganda. I made myself believe that I am in love with her, because she was the only person I've had a meaningful interaction with. But I don't love her in a true sense for I don't really intimately know her, or I've never lusted after her, more like I've lusted after the idea of her
Larping as Andrew or Ashley is fun but in the end it was nothing but an illusion. Delphism is bullshit. I bet Nems herself would laugh at the absurd idea as well.
In the end all that is left is nothing

>>555920228
Also forgot to mention this, but incest contravenes Abrahamic law

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>>555920228

>>555919089
Keep disregarding these people, who most likely don't even have sisters. If they did they wouldn't have to beg other anons for sibling anecdotes and they'd know most sisters would react weirdly at their brother calling them cute.

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>>555920517
>Incest contravenes Abrahamic law

Also eating pork and wearing clothes made of different fabrics. Abrahamic law is stupid

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>>555920228
You should still love her non-romantically. You can always meet new friends, partners, coworkers, lovers. You are never getting another sister (or at least not one that you had spent childhood with). Remember that. Don't let yourself become one of those "I only see my sister once a year and I don't want to bother her". Anything beyond that is either an unlikely bonus or just a meme.

>>555920228
>Delphism is bullshit.
It's not, we love our siblings, we don;t need romance. that is a lesser emotion

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>>555921212
Idk she rarely contacts me first and It's a miracle when I can get more reaction than a sentence or some emoji. Sometimes I wonder why I even bother to check on her

>>555919089
It depends on the person I guess, but "you're cute" comes across as less freaky than "you smell nice" to me.

>>555922516
"You smell nice" comes off as less creepy if you add "today" on the end, maybe a joke about showering and shampoo making a difference

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>>555918350
Thank you for contacting Sister Helpline. I regret to inform you that sisters are non-refundable. We strongly suggest that you take better care of your sister's feet going forward. Please contact a dermatologist or another medical professional if your sister requires skincare advice.

talking of feet, I've finally managed to cut cheese out of my diet, I guess we'll find out if I had a dairy problem in a couple weeks.
Honestly not much left in my diet I can really remove if this doesn't work.

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>>555918920
>Hussie

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>>555925425
Uhhh... Good for you? Or sorry to hear that? I'm really not sure what you are talking about because although I'm not here 24/7, I can't recall a single conversation on /calg/ from the last few months that this would be relevant to. Did you post in the wrong thread?

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>>555925425
>talking of feet
Can't, my mouth's full

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>>555927039
>Ashley feet 13.png
Where are the other 12 pics?

I logged into my Facebook account today and saw that my sister had sent me a friend request three months ago. I haven’t logged in for months and haven’t talked to her for probably much longer. Am I retarded? I really don’t know what to do. Texting her out of the blue feels weird. I don’t know what to say or how I should explain myself to her.

>>555927027
I just want more ashley leg pics.

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>>555927541
They're not all SFW

>>555928293
Accept the friend request and send her a message on Facebook with your explanation. That would be considered completely normal. If you want to have a real conversation with her about other things, though, a text is better.

>>555928293
Just tell her how evil facebook is and how you find the artificiality of social media unpleasant and would rather she called you.

>>555928293
>I really don’t know what to do. Texting her out of the blue feels weird. I don’t know what to say or how I should explain myself to her.
I really don't see the issue here. Accept her friend request and message her saying that the reason you took so long to accept it is that you rarely ever use Facebook and only just logged in for the first time in month.
Ideally also tell her that you don't really like Facebook and would rather communicate via some other channel (texting, Telegram, Discord, etc. - whatever) instead.

>>555928901
>>555929114
>>555929910

I feel like a piece of shit. She won’t believe my explanation that I logged in all of a sudden. I don’t know why, but the thought of texting her fills me with unease.

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>>555931092
Why wouldn't she believe you?! If she younger than 40 then she understands than people don't use Facebook too much these days. Facebook is a fossil, nobody expects you to log into it regularly. The important part is that you DID log in, and accepted her friend request as soon as you saw it.

>>555917846
>It follows four children—John, Rose, Dave, and Jade—who play a game called "Sburb" that causes the apocalypse but allows them to create a new universe. They interact with 12 trolls from the planet Alternia, navigate time travel, and battle Lord English.
took from Google AI btw

>>555922701
You can also say you like the shampoo/perfume.

>>555931092
Call your sister?
>hey dogface how you been
>just checked facebook for the first time in forever don't really use it
>saw your post
>call me if you want to chat
>what's the plan for mom's bisrthday anyway
>uhuh uhuh, yeah, yeah,
>I gotta go, see you.

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>I feel like a piece of shit, my sister is going to hate me!
Oh god, what did you do? Crashed your sister's car? Jerked off into her shampoo? Messed with her private files? Ruined the Christmas dinner by publicly confessing romantic love to her?
>No, I took too long to accept her friend request on a dead platform because I haven't logged into it in a year.
...

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>>555928796
You can catbox it

>>555931092
>She won’t believe my explanation that I logged in all of a sudden
Yes she will, stop hurting your sister's feelings and do it!

https://x.com/one_makoid/status/1916596011889553510

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kde plasma, gnome or cinnamon

>>555936265
CWM

>>555919089
Anon, why aren't you drinking with her?

>>555931868
>>555935150

How would you feel if a family member hadn’t talked to you for, let’s say, a year, and you sent them a friend request, but they ignored it? That’s me, I’m the one who ignored her. I know this sounds pathetic, but I really feel uneasy about accepting her request. Maybe I’ll do something tomorrow, but not today.

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>>555939660
If they ignored it but then suddenly accepted it I would be ecstatic and become limerent over them. STOP HURTING YOUR SISTER'S FEELINGS. TALK TO HER NOW.

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>>555939660
You're pretty yikes bro.

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>>555939872
>limerent
neat, i learned a new word today

>>555939660
whats more likely is that your sisters forgotten about it by now too, but she'll probably appreciate it if you reach out randomly. u should invite her to hang out! go bowling! go play pinball! give her a firm handshake!

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I just had great banter with my little sister's friends. Now I understand why guys flooz. If they were Julia, I'd totally bang them

>>555936265
KDE Plasma since it's an actual DE. Gnome is for Itoddlers.

>>555940607
You aren't very Andrewpilled yet you posted an Andrew picture.

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>>555940617
Forgot to include a relevant image so here:
(also, Cinnamon is okay. Feels kind of awkward compared to KDE)

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>>555934478
https://litter.catbox.moe/1cyp9n.gif
https://litter.catbox.moe/4vjaxt.jpg

>>555940828
Cinnamon is such a fucking travesty that I shan't elaborate because I will not stop once I start. Anyone recommending Mint to newcomers past 2020 is a fucking dickhead.

>>555938576
Because I don't enjoy drink

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You get a job yet?

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>>555940721
Dating your sister's friend is exactly what Andrew did

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Desktop environments to the designated desktop thread
>>>/g/108032382
>>>/g/108032382
>>>/g/108032382

>>555941342
I hate the taste of alcohol but I don't drink with my sister because of the taste; I drink with my sister (and only her) so we can euphorically hug and cry. The proces of consuming the alcohol is absolutely miserable I'll concede, but you just be a man and down it because it's worth it.

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>>555941584
He dated her against his own will for extraneous reasons, not because he started hitting it off with them and wanted to.

>>555941286
What would you suggest?

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>>555941363
No, still working on it. I got cold feet and didn't show up to the interviews I had lined up last week.
>>555941560
Very cute

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>>555941363
Yeah, almost two years ago now. You keep asking me for money, where did you think it was coming from?

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Brothers are such pathetic creatures. One has a nuclear meltdown over some dishes, and the other gets a panic attack when their sister tries to contact him.

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>>555941805
I'm not starting a /g/ thread in the middle of /calg/. Holler at me in >>>/g/fglt and I will reply.

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>>555942346
>where did you think it was coming from?
Who cares? I need $40 by the way.

>>555941667
>but you just be a man and down it because it's worth it.
If she asked me to drink with her, I would. But you're asking me to ask her to drink together. Something we've never done before and I don't enjoy.

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>>555942390
today i was working with my brother on something and asked him a question and he went "uhh, uhh...." panicked and left. okay??

>>555942798
>something we've never done before
First time for everything. There is nothing wrong with inviting a friend to the bar.

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Isn't this the demon sex party?

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>>555942798
you should ask her to play pinball with you. find a pinball place near you. pinball is interesting. pinball brothers are cool.

>>555942390
>>555942843
Yeah that's kind of weird.

Ashley would be so much hotter if she was an alcoholic

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Andrew and Ashley find God!

>>555943804
>Anon's thinly veiled fetish

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>>555943804
Hopefully in Burial we get some neat inversions from what we had in Decay.
>>555943836
Why does Ashley look so hot dressed as a nun?

>>555943871
>thinly veiled
What? It's not veiled at all. I find it hot when a girl's life is a disaster

>>555942990
Oh my god, anon. I don't want to. Why would I go out of my way to go drinking with someone when I don't fucking drink. This is actually starting to piss me off
>>555943386
I dunno, she's not much for games. Whenever my brother and I play Catan, she never participates

>>555942843
Don't be so harsh on him, many people get a blue screen when their crush interacts with them

>>555944556
>Why would I go out of my way to go drinking with someone
Getting drunk with someone you love is euphoric.

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>>555944556
well what does she like? surely your sister likes something.
maybe you can go low-key and be like "hey im thinking of getting takeout today from [restaurant] do you want anything". thats an interaction at least. which might even spiral into you have lunch together. ppl don't eat together enough anymore

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if there was a polymarket for whether or not there'll be a devlog on the 1st of the month, how much money would you lose every month?

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>>555920517
>but incest contravenes Abrahamic law
Nobody tell him that the children of Adam and Eve quite literally had to commit incest in order to fulfill God's commandment to be fruitful and multiply, and that multiple biblical scholars came to the conclusion that not only was it not a breach of natural law, but that it was a moral good. Also nobody tell him that dispensation exists.

No word use collage post?

>>555947262
He could turn Ashley into a blushing schoolgirl if he was honest about his love for everything about her

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>>555947002
Made a manifold bet the day the devlog dropped. didn't go well

https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/548541754/#q548591398

>>555947441
the adamites weren't the only humans, Cain feared being killed when he left.

>>555948121
Anon... all of humanity descended from Adam and Eve.

>>555947262
Ashley's butt is underrated!

>>555947530
Collage Anon, 27, was found deceased this morning. He was buried in a pile of last thread's most common words. He is presumed to have suffocated to death under the particularly large and heavy letters S, I, S, T, I, T, and S. His funeral is planned for /calg/ #519.

>>555947783
he's a romantic and needs to put himself into unnecessary grief about his unrequited love even if she completely corresponds his feelings

>>555948172
No, that's a misreading, the adamites were not alone.

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>>555948476
Thousands of years of priests, bishops, and monks studying the scripture undone in a single moment by some dweeb on the internet. You're clearly right and know better than them.

>>555948682
No, I just know better than you.

>>555948806
You're retarded and incorrect, and I urge you to re-read the Book of Genesis.

>>555948806
>doesn't know about the book of Enoch and thinks fallen angels were humans
lmao

>>555947441
You keep saying this, but incest was and still is illegal in the Christian world.
If the Bible really was fine with incest, then I don't see why EVERY Christian kingdom (and the modern nations which descended from them) made incest illegal. It just doesn't check out

>>555949745
It's only really illegal in prot countrues
why are prots so anti incest?

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>>555941632
i feel honoured

>>555950021
>>555949745
These laws only came up in the last 200 years

>>555950021
>>555950164
The French (Catholic) decriminalized incest 237 years ago

>>555950424
and spain or south america?

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>>555949745
It is my sincerest wish that people who do not understand a religion not speak on it, because they end up sounding retarded every single time. The Bible doesn't broadly place a ban on incest beyond a few small passages which allude to not sleeping with your father's wife (based), in Catholicism incest was banned from to six degrees of consanguinity (2nd cousins) in accordance with the Roman method until Canon 1091 which states collateral consanguinity up to the 4th degree (1st cousins) by the Roman count invalidates marriage. However this is ecclesiastical law and not natural law, and thus can be waived via dispensation at the bishop level. To nip the follow-on argument in the bud, no, dispensation isn't just for royalty and nobles, anybody can (and does) request dispensation; as an example my friend's wife required dispensation because he was not catholic at the time, their priest sent a formal request to their local bishop and it was approved in a month.

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>>555950728
Cuteley cuddley.

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>>555950728

>>555936265
if you are a first time user, kde or cinnamon
every other group should use whatever they they want i don't judge on the basis of de

>>555950669
That's good knowledge (though I'm pretty sure the 4th degrees of separation was from Fourth Lateran, 1215). But it's missing the forest for the trees. After all, what am I meant to take from your post? That the Bible doesn't verbatim ban incest? Ok, sure but all the rulers and scholars of Europe for over a thousand years still agreed to ban incest based on it.
And sure, they could've gotten a dispensation. But did that actually happen?

>>555951397
>Ok, sure but all the rulers and scholars of Europe for over a thousand years still agreed to ban incest based on it.
The point is that it's not based on the bible, it's a mirror of ecclesiastical law into the realm of civic law. The church says incest bad, rulers that follow the church tacitly agree with the teachings of the church, and then implement laws based on this. It's not hard to understand. While the two can and did go hand-in-hand, it's important to understand the difference between doctrine, dogma, and civic law.
>But did that actually happen?
Yes, anon... frequently.

>>555936265
what does this even mean

>>555950669
>It is my sincerest wish that people who do not understand a religion not speak on it, because they end up sounding retarded
I keked. There is a beautiful contrast between the eloquent opening, which is dashed along with its sense of security by the word "retarded". Building up an expectation like this just to catastrophically destroy it is Kafkaesque as fuck.

>>555951397
>But did that actually happen?
hapsburgs married aunts and nieces

>>555936265
Whichever my favourite graphical text editor has as a dependency

Abraham was married to his half-sister though?

>>555951759
>The point is that it's not based on the bible,
I've got you on the one hand, and 1,800 years of European history on the other
>Yes, anon... frequently.
I meant for normal people, sorry. My sister was rushing me to move my car so she could leave so I cut it off there. My point is that even if you're right that the Bible isn't the basis for the ban on incest, it was still the practical reality.

>>555952473
>I've got you on the one hand, and 1,800 years of European history on the other
Bro you're either just straight up not reading or functionally retarded; either way I'm not going to continue this because it's clearly a waste of time.

Does the bible forbid incest or just marriage?

>>555952774
neither, explicitly.

>>555952659
Ecclesiastical law is based on the Bible, dude. I get that you're religious and want to square your love of this game and incest with your faith, but it's not a convincing argument to say there's no biblical ban on incest when centuries of Christian legal precedence disagree with you
>>555952774
Technically, they're the same. Since you're expected to have children and you're expected to do so with your wife

>>555953373
>Ecclesiastical law is based on the Bible, dude
Partially, you fucking idiot. You have no idea what you're talking about and are digging yourself deeper.

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>>555953573
>Partially, you fucking idiot.
Elucidate me, then. What's the rest of it?

>>555950669
There's not much to go on in scripture against that idea but you could say the Greek word Jesus uses to condemn sexual immorality (πορνεία) would have been understood to include incest and he never corrects that assumption, and incest was clearly defined as relations to the third degree, including in-laws, under the Mosaic laws (Leviticus 18.) Today we draw a line between ritual laws Christians should no longer follow, which includes things like circumcision, ritual ablutions, and animal sacrifices; and moral laws like the Ten Commandments that have always been incumbent on all people. Doing postmodern arguments about how incest hasn't always been defined quite the same way so it should just be thrown out entirely isn't good enough, you would need to show that the ban was a ritual restriction rather than a moral one, which I don't see any possibility of doing. The same chapter of Leviticus that bans incest also bans bestiality and homosexuality and it literally ends with this:

>“Do not defile yourselves in any of these ways, because this is how the nations that I am going to drive out before you became defiled. Even the land was defiled; so I punished it for its sin, and the land vomited out its inhabitants. But you must keep my decrees and my laws. The native-born and the foreigners residing among you must not do any of these detestable things, for all these things were done by the people who lived in the land before you, and the land became defiled. And if you defile the land, it will vomit you out as it vomited out the nations that were before you."

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>>555954887
>rival knower has appeared
It's kicking off

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>>555953901
Positive divine law, which is "word of God" is derived from Sacred Scripture such as the Decalogue, the Gospels and Apostolic writings, as well as Sacred Tradition. Essentially, divine law is the specific laws derived from the bible. Natural law, on the other hand, is inherent to human nature according to the Catholic church and therefore independent from scripture; these are things which are known without knowing to the uninitiated such as "murder and stealing are bad." Positive Ecclesiastical Law is human law and created by church authorities, and while it does not contradict divine or natural law it exists independently and pertains to matters of practical governance, discipline, and organizational. Ecclesiastical law can be universal or particular, but either way it's typically derived from church councils, writings of church fathers, and elements borrowed from secular law.
>>555954887
The teachings of the old testament (the old covenant) are abrogated via the new covenant (Hebrews 8:13), and while many of the teachings are carried over into the new covenant and expanded upon, ultimately they are rendered obsolete as Christ's word is law. Speculation on definitions of Greek words is done by church councils, which have clearly defined incest laws under ecclesiastical law save for parent-child which is a violation of natural law.

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>>555955787
Yeah, I know what divine law is. I've read Blackstone.
>Ecclesiastical law can be universal or particular, but either way it's typically derived from church councils, writings of church fathers, and elements borrowed from secular law.
Sure, but what are church councils and church fathers basing their beliefs on? It's the Bible. These are men of God, very VERY smart men of God who base their whole lives on the Bible.
I'll put it to you like this. If the Bible didn't ban incest, why was it made illegal? Because church men from all over Europe across hundreds of years just felt like it? They thought it'd be fun? It's because they found a Biblical basis to ban it. And yes, the Bible does not say in plain English "thou shan't fuck your sister," but it also doesn't say I can't throw dead monkeys at people's cars while unicycling. My point with that is that relying on plain text readings is outright silly when intent and purpose is discernable

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>>555957485
why is she flat

>>555957540
Again you've proved you're a fucking idiot who doesn't know what he's talking about, clearly, because you think the Bible is the end-all-be-all of the religion and are completely handwaving the complexities of the Catholic church as a mere technicality. If incest were divine law, it could not receive dispensation because divine law is a commandment from God, but it can and has received dispensation, because it is ecclesiastical law, i.e. the law of men. That you don't understand this only vindicates my earlier assertion that talking to you is a waste of time, but I'm compelled to answer because I loathe your willingness to be this openly stupid. Good day.

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>>555957485
Andrew needs to put some goddamn clothes on

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>>555958078
>If the Bible didn't ban incest, why was it made illegal?
It's a simple question that you're clearly unable to answer. You're making a decent case as to why there's a gray area, but I'm inclined to echo the other anon's sentiment that you're looking to skirt around a restriction. Like how Jews in Manhattan have that red wire covering half the borough so they don't have to ACTUALLY stop working on Sundays
>Good day.
There's no need to be upset

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>>555958078
>you've proved

>>555958449
>It's a simple question that you're clearly unable to answer.
I literally, unironically, answered the question, you are actually just too stupid to fucking read. Here, I'll make it super easy for you.
>God says thing
>Church says it will do thing.
>Church makes additional laws.
>Church says you can waive these laws with their approval because they're broad.
>It ends here. That's the church.
>King says, "I like these church laws."
>Makes laws based on church laws.
There's a thousand degrees of separation between the bible and a king saying "don't do this." Civic law can be based on church law, but it's still civic law, and if the church can dispense (waive) a law then it wasn't in the fucking bible.

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>>555958869
Hey, faggot, can you not derail the argument I'm having with that guy over a minor spelling error? I didn't even notice it because my English brain autocorrected for him

>>555959203
Cute, but my question was not "how do these laws come about", it was "WHY was it made illegal"
For all your crowing on about my inability to read, you've not done so great yourself.
>>Church makes additional laws.
But........................... why?

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>555958869
don't make me tap the sign
>>555959261
ignore him, it's just a mediocre shitposter trying to pissing you off by greentexting grammatical errors even someone who doesn't speak english easily understands

>>555959626
>this shit again
please be ironic shitposting

>>555959567
>"WHY was it made illegal"
Because the church councils said it's a good idea. If a law can be waived, it's not divine law, therefore not the word of God, which the Bible is. Period, end of story.

>>555959753
>Because the church councils said it's a good idea
And what do church councils base the concept of "good" on?

>>555959729
it's not irony if your dumbass grammar nazi doesn't know how to distinguish total bad english from unintentional misspelling

>>555960003
I think you need to take your chill pills and stop having a seething meltdown over nothing. But I guess if you're reacting so badly like this you sort of just gave them validity and that you unironically believe what you posted.

>>555959906
>And what do church councils base the concept of "good" on?
You don't actually have an argument and have resorted to pedantry. If it's ecclesiastical law, it's based on multiple things which are debated upon by Church councils, I've already outlined what the church councils base their logic on here >>555955787, which means you aren't bothering to read and are now arguing in circles.

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Do you rike it?

>>555961063
Sisters should dress slutty at home and modestly in public.

>>555961063
They way you said that and the thumbnail made me think of a mongolian scene girl.

>>555955787
>The teachings of the old testament (the old covenant) are abrogated via the new covenant (Hebrews 8:13), and while many of the teachings are carried over into the new covenant and expanded upon, ultimately they are rendered obsolete as Christ's word is law
I don't dispute this, I don't think you can even call yourself a Christian if you do. The point is that Christ's word on this particular subject is ambiguous at best and condemnation at worst, and the older scripture implies a moral equivalence with other acts I don't think you would dispute are against natural law. You argue to the other guy that the Catholic Church sometimes gives dispensation for marriages that would normally be considered consanguineous, and that's true, but only for avuncular or cousin marriages, and even this is based on the not very sturdy grounds that the Church is never wrong when it does these things. God Himself calls relations with anyone closer than your aunt or uncle an abomination. It seems unlikely that would have silently changed after Christ.

>>555960353
>I've already outlined what the church councils base their logic on
No you haven't. That post is you explaining the different types of law (again, I've read Blackstone AND Aquinas), then listing three groups who base their morality on the Bible
Anon, your argument is ridiculous. If I accept your premise that the Bible doesn't ban incest, that means that Christians across all of Europe for over a thousand years all agreed to ban it and keep it banned for a reason you cannot provide.
After all, what's more likely? That the English, French, Spanish, Germans, Polish, Italians, Russians, and Greeks all independently arrived and maintained that conclusion, or did they all find a Biblical basis for it?

>>555961309
>all independently arrived and maintained that conclusion
Isn't that how so many ancient cultures have some kind of flood myth?

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>>555961235
>mongolian scene girl sister

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The church of Nemlei is clear: sisters are cute and should be loved.

>>555961447
That's mostly a near Eastern religion thing (Akkadians, Babylonians, Jews, etc.) and it comes from the Tigris, Euphrates, and Nile rivers flooding regularly. For example, I don't think the Greeks or Nords have a flooding myth

>>555961762
But I recall even Africans, Native Americans, and east Asians have similar flood stories.

>>555962093
Could be, but this is outside my area of expertise. However, my gut reaction is to be wary of the term "similar." People love to highlight similarities and hand wave differences. That's how we got Tartaric and King Arthur
You'd have to read all the creation myths and compare their details to really know

>>555962093
It simply rained a lot at one point in the past or something and they got a similar mythos.

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>>555961063
my filename says it best

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>>555963913
A very tiny 'Ley

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hug sisters

>>555964012
smaller

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>>555964012
we love 'em

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>>555957485
what is it with artists constantly adding that stupid Tumblr rosacea on everyone's face that they draw? it looks retarded

>>555962504
the story of genesis is literally repeated in fundamental chinese characters

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>>555964124
Hag sisters

>>555964012
>486x583
>>555964141
>368x452
tiny my ass, those are certifiably medium-sized

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>>555964124
Kill sisters.
why did nemlei make that canon

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>>555964135
>>555964141

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>>555964396

>>555964256
I honestly have no idea what you mean by "repeated in fundamental chinese characters." You mean that a story retelling Genesis exists using written characters currently out of use but which were used thousands of years ago? Or that the story of Genesis was repeated with Chiang and Lu instead of Adam and Eve (I nearly wrote Andrew and Ashley here because I'm so used to that lol)?

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>>555964514

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The Bible is clear: Sex. With sisters.

>>555964764
No, I mean that chinese characters encode meaning in the construction of their characters that seems to describe elements similar genesis, the chinese also have their version of noah

>>555965368
>seems to describe elements similar genesis
I'll take your word for it, but my gut reaction is to say this feels like a reach. Early Chinese society was centered in the Great Plains around the Yellow River, and that's famous for horrific floods that literally reroute it's course
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1048_Yellow_River_flood
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1194_Yellow_River_flood

I should leave it here, since this is getting kinda off topic. But what you're describing is super interesting, if you have anything more I could read about it, I'd love to

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Douglas died for this.

>>555968510
Died with this* not for this

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For /calg/

>>555969292
Now do one of her flipping me off so I can jerk off to it

>>555920228
I am glad that you came to your senses, Anon. I wish more people here would, too. Many are in denial, fooling themselves into thinking they have romantic feelings for their sisters when, in reality, they do not. They merely try to fit in with the other /calg/ers, fearing nonconformity. And that is okay. Humans are wired not to desire their immediate family, as well as to conform. That has allowed us to persist as a species.
>>555921212
Absolutely. Many people take the presence of their sibling(s) for granted at a young age, thinking they will always be around. Only after they are all grown up, and have parted ways, do people realise what they have lost. And we never know what Allah has planned for each person, how long someone will stay on this Earth, and how they will fare. My many siblings and I have grown old and frail, and scarcely talk to each other nowadays. Whenever I see any of them, I am overcome with emotion, and wonder if I shall ever have a chance to see them again, at least on this world. And I constantly regret not having bonded more with each of them when I had the chance. Sometimes brings this old sheikh to tears.

>>555969292
Cuteley!

>>555920228
>>555969921
gayests propaganda posts itt

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>>555969292
I now realize, yet again AFTER posting that I've made a couple of errors. Fuck my sisterpilled snugglemaxxed chud life.

>>555970063
You must atone for your grievous artistic errors by hugging your sister.

>>555960275
>I think you need to take your chill pills and stop having a seething
just stopped reading right here

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>>555970047
We can go gayer

>>555970705
>just stopped reading right here
You shouldn't have even responded.

>give snarky response to 2 hours old post as a shitty attempt to get the last word in or restart dead arguments
I truly hate subhumans.

>>555966003
>Deaths
>Approximately a million people
Sounds like Chinese history all right

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>>555971010
I don't think it's to win an argument because the autistic would be compelled to reply quickly rather than waiting for hours to reply. I've seen it repeatedly and I'm pretty sure it's to continue the argument to derail the thread, that late response always happens after somebody has the good sense to bow out because it's not worth their time. You'll notice how that pattern happens over and over again with other subjects that are posted to derail the thread. Best just to ignore it.

>>555970675
Guess I'll have to bear that cross. In fact, that's not enough punishment, so I'm going to give her a kiss on the head as well.

I accidentally pissed oof a haggot on some other board because I mentioned the /calg/ for some reason
I then got called a pedo and pedo defender for at least half an hour....what did you guys do to their /v/ motherfucker mod thread that they are like this?

>>555972432
I shit in their mouth.

>>555972432
Nothing, because the /v/ threads are not worth visiting and posting in them is literally inviting somebody to come here to shit up the thread.

>>555971975
You're a braver man than me. I salute thee.

>>555972567
He was convinced that you guys go there to harass them constantly.
It sounded retarded, because /v/ is a shithole. How would he be able to tell?

>>555973826
I like all except window

>>555973881
>How would he be able to tell?
The same way any mentally ill person is convinced they're being persecuted.

>>555974013
I think I like sideboob the best.

>>555974013
window only exists for paizuri

>>555973826
Sideboob seems more scandalous than inner sideboob, funnily enough.

Supidley's stupid choker

>>555972432
Coffin threads on /v/ are Coffin threads.
Haggot threads on /v/ are a different thing and most of them are made by a schizo who doesn't actually like Coffin, he's an anti.

This will save you time. If you want a Coffin thread on /v/ it will usually have a picture of the game or andrew and ashley. Is a good idea to participate on /v/ when they're honest to avoid gifting the schizo the board for himself. Mentioning /calg/ is also a good idea to bring anons interested in normal discussion. Having honest discussion is enough to make him lose (and reporting him with spam/off-topic/trolling can yield results).

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>>555920228
>Delphism is bullshit.
Delphism is just Total Sister Love. The most important aspect is the brother-sister relationship, and undermining it by gaslighting yourself into loving the idea of a sister defeats the purpose. It sounds to me like you need to hang out with your sister more and spend time with her if you don't know her that well.

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>>555958869
"Proven" is a modern hypercorrection and is not a real word! Germanic irregular verbs are the result of various morphological and phonological phenomena spanning millennia; however, prove" is a word borrowed from Latin and is therefore not subject to these Germanic phenomena. The correct past participle form is thus "proved" instead of "proven".

>>555981362
>however, prove"
Syntax error, your argument is invalid (literally).

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>>555983042
>love best cat

>>555983042
HE LIVES!!!!

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>>555983042
And for today's discussion topic:

>>555954887
Animal sacrifices are no longer needed after the new covenant.

>>555983042
>twitter calling /calg/
Should we answer or let it go to voicemail?

>>555920228
You see the vision. We are Nemleian, not delphic. Delphism was a perversion not dis-similar to the Protestant Reformation.

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>>555983042
>need gay sister
Fujoley...

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>>555983042
>Bad mother funny
>Sad hot Renee

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>>555983949
>Delphism was a perversion not dis-similar to the Protestant Reformation.
This is a Lutheran general

>>555986357
He's checking to see if her head is screwed on right.

>>555986628
(it isn't)

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time to take the gay test, /calg/

>>555987914
Typical R. & D. Graves Construction. Their work is famously shoddy and half-assed (they forgot the left cheek on Andrew).

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>>555988634
At least Ashley has a whole ass.

>>555988618
I see something I'd like to slice up and bake into a pie, so I think I pass

>>555988736
Assley

>>555988736
I heard Ashley takes it up the ass, any truth to that?

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>>555991363
Only on special occasions

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>>555989995

>>555991718
Sir? Doesn't he mean ma'am?

>>555992464
he's talking to (you)

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>>555992509
>>555991718
>>555988618
Andrew isn't a homo.

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>>555993239
yes he is

>>555993497
Even if it implies he drank it (it doesn't), it would have been accidental instead of purposeful. There's plenty of gay Nemlei games, stop trying to corrupt one of her straight ones with your faggotry.

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>>555993239
Yet

>>555994484
Thiu is certainly not the type to turn straight men gay lmao

>>555995156
But he can turn straight women gay, temporarily, when he sheepishly asks for their number.

>>555995156
Only because there's nothing gay about sex with Thiu

>>555995156
this general begs to differ

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>>555997421
>there's nothing gay about sex with a male

>>556000010
>Thiu
>male

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>>556000010
I'm not gay ok? I have a relationship with my sister and sex with men. I'm not gay.

>>555999841
What game is this?

>>556000481
The box of Jane and Julia

>>556000441
Andrew genuinely believed he wasn't incestuous because he had a relationship with his sister and sex with Julia

>>556000581
Thanks, just downloaded it. 500 hours of floozy content, huh? Impressive.

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>>556000665
And he was right haha

>>556000481
Little Inferno

It's during late nights when I lay in bed pretending my pillow is Julia and wondering what it's like to physically touch a girl that it occurs to me I'm probably suffering due to a lack of social development

>>556001189
Thank you!

>>556001476
Your first problem has having a hussy for a waifu.

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>>555963417
Little prick.

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>>555970047
>Propaganda post

Nah. It's what I felt and I stand by my word

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>>555972432
>Interacting with a haggot

Kek
Also the word 'pedo' has truly lost all its meaning nowadays, hasn't it?

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>>556002242
lil cutie

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>Ashley… what doth life? Doth it life us? Or doth we life it? Like, are we just fleshy blips in some cosmic soup, or is it vice-reversa? Vice-reversa? That's when you reverse the vice… like unscrewing pain from the socket of existence.
>Andrew, you're doing it again. You're conundrummering all over the place. Life isn't a soup. It's a stew. A stew of meaningless oblivion with chunks of destiny floating like our parents' flesh. And you're the spoon that keeps stirring up trouble.
>Trouble? Trouble is just love wearing a scary mask! I once stared into the abyss and the abyss stared back… and then it asked for my number. I gave it yours. You're welcome.
>You gave the abyss my number? That's low, even for you. The abyss called me at 3 AM asking if I wanted to "transcend together." I had to block the void. Now the phone has a hole in it where enlightenment used to leak out.
>Enlightenment isn't something you leak, Ashley. It's something you weaponize. Like a gun made of pure intention. Pew pew! I shoot wisdom at people and they explode into better versions of themselves. Or sometimes just explode. Same difference
>Wisdom? You mean like when you "wiseley" helped Mom by teaching her a Navaho rain dance to fix the leaky faucet? Now the kitchen floods every time someone says "tears." And ducks show up. Tear ducks. They're everywhere. Quacking about their tragic backstories.
>Exactly! That's the beauty of it. Pain hurts, Ashley. But to understand pain you must first understand pain. And then punch pain in the face until pain apologizes and buys you a smoothie. A smoothie of forgiveness. With extra whey protein for the soul.
>You're impossible! You're like a walking paradox wrapped in a riddle dipped in pretentious nonsense!
>And you're the sister who thinks she's above it all… but deep down you're just jealous because my nonsense has levels. Levels upon levels. Like a fractal of bullshit. Infinite bullshit. You're welcome for the infinity.

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Coffin beach episode when?

>>556003928
Those AI eyes are fucking horrific

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>>555959626
>that screenshot
This is a dot com site, friendly reminder to fuck off to your country's corner of the internet. God, I can't wait for the EU to segregate their internet users from the rest of the world!

>>556003984
I think only Germans and the Fr*nch have that particular brand of smugness in terms of euros. In all likelihood that's probably an American or Canadian third-worldist who thinks some vantablack congo import being able to speak both click-pop monkeybabble and broken English possesses a staggering intellect in comparison to someone who only speaks English.

>>555959626
>question someone's intelligence for struggling with the only language you know.
Countpoint: English is the most commonly spoken language on earth, and is retardedly easy to learn. No excuse. Especially on a site or forum, [spoile] or in some cases an entire fucking country you traveled too [/spoiler] where the majority speak English.

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>>556003984
>This is a dot com site

>>556006182
fart cloud is actually adorable and I will not hear otherwise.

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Mental illness

>>556006695
Eventually you'll realize this is just the newest bait in the rotation and he's basically a persistent presence. Either way, feeding him attention is bad.

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If SnS Andrew successfully [Disengaged] he could've used this argument to convince Ashley that nothing happened between him and Julia.

>>556007264
>women are horniest at the point in time where they are the least desirable
God's tricks are numerous as they are cruel.

>>556007861
They are horny when they are on their period? I thought it was the opposite

>>556007923
Possibly also true, but in my experience women are insanely horny toward the end of or immediately after their period.

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>>556007923
>>556007861
Nooo!! Don't let these witch bitches trick you!
https://files.catbox.moe/yyvmd2.mp3

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ANONS WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! THE VILE WIZARD HAS PUT OUR SISTER IN THAT TOWER! WHERE ARE THE SIEGE ENGINES?!

A sister has fallen into the river in Lego City!

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>>556008784
Got her!

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https://x.com/Luzcckity/status/2018240057065222322

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Could Mr. Spock help mend Andrew and Ashley's relationship? Maybe he could mindmeld them together and clear up a lot of the misunderstandings between them.

Anyway, I hear that Nemlei is planning a sequel . It's called "The Coffin of Andy and Leyley 2: The Wrath of Khan". Can't wait!

>>556012778
Imagine Andrew fighting ??? like Kirk fighting that Gorn

>>556012985
You say 'question mark' three times

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How do you pronounce ???

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>>556013098
You say "question mark" three times!

>>556013067
>>556013098
I intentionally don't call him anything. Geanted, the bery few times I've ever discussed the game irl he hasn't come up. Would probably refer to him as, "the entity" or just, "the demon."

How big would ??? be in real life?

>>556013098
Triple Q

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Alright /calg/, I've ordered a physical copy of the Weekly Famitsu No. 1900, dated to June 12 2025. Why on Earth have I done this? Because according to Wikipedia, Famitsu reviewed Coffin in this issue. The Kindle version cannot be bought overseas, so I have to get the actual magazine shipped, so I'll scan the Coffin pages once it arrives.

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>>556012778
>Could Mr. Spock help mend Andrew and Ashley's relationship?
No, but he could help with the tie-in merch.

>>556014219
Patriot

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>>556014219
>"SALARYMAN-KUN"
>"N-nani?" the Japanese office worker turns his head
>"SALARYMAAAAAAAAN-KUUUUUUUN!!!!!!"
>"Yesso boss-san! How may I prostrate before you?"
>The boss is hyperventilating, his skin is red and his eyeballs are expanding far beyond what his chink eyelids can handle: "OUR MAGAZINE IS NOT SERRING GOOD. WE GO BANKRUPT SOON. COMPANY DEPENDS ON YOU"
>The atmosphere in office is palpable. Everyone stares at salaryman-kun with insurmountable expectations, including the female employee everyone has spit roasted
>The salaryman holds his head as he anxiously tries to muster a solution, "Nandemo....nandemo nandemo nandemo nandemo!"
>The stock prices are already going down in real-time, his coworkers are screaming, one of whom already jumped out the window
>But then, salaryman-kun lifts his head. "I sink I hazu idea"
>...
>"SARARYMAN-KUN!!!!! OUR SARES COMPRETERY RECOVEREDO!!!! COMPANY IS SAFE!!!"
>"Sōka..." says salaryman-kun's best friend, "You convinced the baka gaijin otaku that we reviewed their niche imouto game. To think that it would work..."

>>556014219
You should scan it once you have it.

>>555983042
>cute sister incest
hmm?
>rather since movie cute sister incest stop
brothers we are getting cucked by a film...

>>555983949
>We are Nemleian, not delphic
delphics are pure and celebrate the beauty of love for those who shared the womb
nemleics openly support a litany of the most degenerate perversions

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>>556015094

>>556000581
>The box of Jane and Julia
Still waiting for the Julian mod
I hear it's going to involve entire minigames of Julian trying to recover his hoodie's from his sister's room without waking her up and getting molested.

>>556015094
A most honorable post

>>556011610
>More Ashlegs
neet