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>hmm today I'll give the spear another chance
>surely it will be useful against bots
>land next to a gunship fab
>thankfully I have my spear
>lock-on, shoot, hit
>gunship survives
>it takes 2 out my 4 shots to kill 1 gunship
holy dogshit weapon
euthanize the spear already

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>Epstein pushed for microtransactions in games to target kids
>Microtransactions are spiritually pedophilic
LMAO, CHEATERS WON

Do any of you use GNU/Linux when you play?

>>556074989
That is categorically impossible if it actually hit, spear is 4000 damage at ap7 while gunship has at most 900 hp at av3 on its strongest point.

>>556074989
Oh look another lying buffnigger making shit up

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Color me crazy, but I don't think this thing will (as) be dead on arrival like so many think. While it's true that the grenade slot is often considered indispensable for Thermite and/or Dynamite, the truth of the matter is that there are so many options in the game for anti-tank and crowd control that losing the grenade slot isn't a huge loss. You have so many red stratagems, and support weapons, and even a goddamned secondary weapon that can act as anti-tank.

That being said, I can't imagine this shield being useful against anything except bots. Squids just throw so many Voteless at you that it's suicide to stand still for too long, and bugs don't even have that many ranged enemies to worry about. You can use these for protecting you during terminal use, and while using cumbersome support weapons like the Maxigun, the new BFG and for stationary reloading weapons like the Recoilless and MG-43. And I guess you could also use it to protect you while you're manning an emplacement. But at the end of the day, even this will probably have limited utility due to the existence of the War Strider, which will shit out so many grenades that it'll probably crack the shield with zero effort.

ETA 11 HOURS TO WARBOND DROP

>>556075647
Go play the game right now, as the host, bring the spear and shoot a gunship. Make sure to hit the central body instead of a thruster.
AH fucked up something again.
I'm not making this up, I'm fucking serious. Same thing happend with the RR.

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>>556075647
Don't underestimate anons retardation.

>>556075840
This very much feels like a great side option for people who like the manned MG sentry/cuck chair, or the Maxigun and upcoming backpack grenade launcher.

Alright which one of you is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8cxj4nqVFE

>>556075317
Vindicated for never falling for the idiotic culture war identity politics shit now that we know it's all a farce to keep people fighting each other so they never realize who they should actually fight against.

>>556074748
well at least it's semi-explainable

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Will we get a major update tomorrow or should i keep my hopes up for the anniversary?

>>556075840
You have so many red stratagems, and support weapons, and even a goddamned secondary weapon that can act as anti-tank
no I don’t think you GET IT. I NEED thermite AND ultimatum AND EATs otherwise I can’t take any support weapon other than quasaRR

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>>556074894
D10 Kino moon bots on Zosma
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242729707222/76561197971197378

>>556076043
Righteous sperg voice is strong they fear anondivers' power

>>556076237
FVLL

>>556075840
>the truth of the matter is that there are so many options in the game for anti-tank
Thermite, Ulti, or a support weapon
These are so many options for AT?

>>556076025
It feels like a way to enjoy the benefits of the Shield Relay Generator without having to actually sink a stratagem slot for it. Which kind of speaks to the weaknesses of the stratagem more than to the strength of this throwable.

>>556076237
full

>>556076043
>Start the video with pointless meandering
Can't these youtube faggots ever get to thr point from the get-go?

>>556076303
My friend calls it the 'furry voice'

>>556075879
nope patch is that time warslop 2 hours later
then an MO for more stalling until we finally get nu content (it’s 1 new enemy)

>>556076043
Buy an ad, faggot

>>556076156
>hopes
>anniversary
what kind of cape are you hoping for?

>>556076303
I know I shouldn't complain, they can't help it after all, but they gotta realise that type of voice just isn't pleasant to listen to

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>>556076156
Never fall for hype when it comes to swedes. They have yet to deliver a fully featured, working properly, well balanced, on time update to this game. Even if it comes out tomorrow, something will be fucked with it, it'll be immediately obvious, and the swede will ignore it for months until the fervor is so loud they are forced from vacation to address it. And then, it'll be something half assed, accomplishable by 1 honest days work, and then back to the radio silence after a few cheeky "we care and we're listening"s on Discord by shams.

>>556076156
2.9 GB

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>>556076701
>Update tomorrow
>Tank on anniversary
I'm huffing some major copium

>>556076556
2 enemies actually
>Siege mech
>Cyborg

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Reminder that the Cyborg is carrying the war strider cannon and will run toward you shooting you with pre-nerf bot accuracy. They are probably also as tanky as Squid overseers

>>556077463
deadeye mogs

>>556077463
nigga isn't even wearing a helmet
should be an easy oneshot with any weapon

>>556077463
will they only spawn on cyberstan?

>update tomorrow
>mods will likly break

>>556077463
>tanky as Squid overseers
So, two charged shots from a Purifier and he's not a problem anymore?

>>556077764
https://youtu.be/fhOrxkGlLDM?si=aV4r4rFJVNX_mF5q&t=9

>>556077817
>aimpunch you
nice charge weapon dork

>>556077764
usually the audio ones don't break on big updates, usually...

>>556077764
as long as ancient chinese wisdom still works it doesn't matter

>>556077712
I have no idea if they will be permanent or tied to the factory worlds. They might even be a Galactic war modifier like the hive lords and dragon roaches

>>556077953
*wears unflinching armor*
what now, cybersissy?

>>556076156
>Motorbike!!!!
>cowboy hat helmet. Seriously how did they miss this one?
>mirrored polished chrome armor that buffs lasers & looks sexy, one comes in silver one comes in gold
>Corpo sponsor armor with Permacure & other corp stickers all over it
>laser SMG (Tanto)
>laser Shotgun (Trident) They made it!
>laser marksman rifle (Hammer)
>laser machinegun (Scimitar)

Occult Science Warbond
>Illuminate inspired cultist armor. A glowing third eye, tentacles themes, hooded helmet
>energy rifle that has a melee staff mode
>blue fireball sidearm
>blackhole grenades
>defensive mini monolith tower that scrambles nearby enemies

Big Bughunter Warbond (They made it)

Botbreaker
>Hulk Pyro Exosuit
>flaming chainsaw (they made it!)
>chicken strider rocket pack
>brutalistic blocky armor (they made it!)
>emplacement that has a bot turretgun

If these arent strong enough to be their own warbond maybe make it one alien per page of a three page warbond

Three new voices!!!!
>cute (Robotics Bay) analytical girl who talks to you when you drop support weapons & such

>cute (Engineering Bay) mechanic girl who talks to you when you drop vehicles & such

>cute (Orbitalsl Cannons) posh lady who talks to you when you use Orbital Strats

Laser autism
>Laser recon buggy
>laser exosuit
>Ice Lasers
>Lava Lasers
>lasre sabre
>laser mine
>laser disco grenade
>laser wire/gate
>lavagun strat
>laser barrage strat
>laser swipe strat that just cooks a wide area in one direction like the squid ships

Swedes are slowly adding my suggestions boys, how much longer till I get my motorbike!?

>>556077817
At least judging by the leak video they hit their shots pretty frequently and took quite a few shots to take down. There's also the armored variants which idk if they will be hurt by light pen weapons. There's also the fact that on higher levels there will be multiple of them plus other enemies focusing you down (with a potential boss that's like a factory strider on crack)

>>556077604
Helmet is under the skin

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lobby doko

>>556078224
>Hulk Pyro Exosuit
>Useless on 2/3 fronts
>Cant close bug holes, destroy fabs and ships
>Enemies don't flinch with fire damage so they just charge the mech and rape it
It'll be shit

>>556077604
Helmet probably got blown off

>>556078632
One flamer arm one machinegun/rocket arm?

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so at what time is the update/warbond?

I want to bring the zap dog more often but it's such a hazard to the team whenever I do it's on my back for 90% of the mission

>>556078927
The patch usually hits between 9-14 hours from now.

>>556078947
start hosting anyone mouthing off kick them

>>556078947
Just do it, who fucking cares? I get team killed by accident constantly and it never bothers me as long as you throw out an "I'm sorry" whenever it happens

>>556076237
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242729707222/76561197971197378
3/4 anon had to sleep

>>556078927
how new are you?

they need to add more vehicles
im getting tired of all these niche additions that just take an existing thing and slap something else on it
>guard dog but with a flamethrower
>diligence but with a silencer
>armor perk literally just combines two existing stealth perks together than were on separate perks

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>>556076237
3/4 one guy left.

>>556078103
>ancient chinese wisdom.
What

>>556079196
>>556079248
FVLL

>>556079137
because I don't want to be a teamkilling fucktard if I can help it

>>556079389
you know you can press 5 right
I dont look down with an airburst rocket launcher and press M1 either

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d10 moon bots
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242732712339/76561198122378705

>>556078947
If they elect to get in your way it's not your fault they die, it was them exercising their right to suicide

>>556079557
>>556078947
> it's on my back for 90% of the mission
>>556079771
>If they elect to get in your way
the arc dog cares not for which 'way' anybody is in

>>556079229
i dont keep track of this kind of shit fug u

>>556078947
Tell them to deal with it nigga, if you're not purposely going behind them then it's neither your fault nor your problem. If you don't care about getting TKd then others shouldn't care about you accidentally TKing them

>>556079576
2/4

Stratagems, backpacks, and support weapons killing friendlies was never fun or funny.

>>556078947
This is why the game needs normal lobbies so your u can say shit like "Arc team" in the description.

>>556080002
Tell that to the Covena- I mean swedes.

>>556079389
You'll be fine, and you can always retract it by pressing 5 if you think it's too risky. Try to stay head of you team if you can

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bots on da moon

>>556077463
I want Cyborgs to basically be like Witches from L4D2. You can kill them, but engaging them is fucking stupid.

>>556079576
3/4

>>556080002
B-but every single trailer shows divers doing the funny team killing, it's clearly part of the game, chud!

>>556080316
>steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242732712339/76561198122378705
oh shit nvm there's this >>556079576, closing this one

>>556080464
They embraced le wholesome teamkilling because that is easier than fixing turret/guard dog AI.

>drop down a machine gun turret
>voteless are entirely in one direction and a teammate is behind the turret
>the turret turns past 90 degrees on full auto back towards the teammate before recorrecting itself and wasting bullets the whole time

>>556080331
No, fuck that. If it's on the map, I want to fucking kill it. Doesn't matter if it's a Leviathan or Hive Lord.

>>556079576
FVLL

>>556079238
MOTORBIKE
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>>556080002
>was never fun
It fundamentally is fun. All coop games should have friendly fire because it means players have to be more considerate of what they use and how they use it. Being able to shoot through or near allies without harming them makes the game less reactive which makes it objectively worse, which means less fun.

Shooting people on purpose is whats not fun.

>>556080609
You can still kill it but they should be hard not another piss easy shove over like the entire Bot roster. Bots went from the faction you fought for a challenge to easier than squids. At least squids have tripods that might in a blue moon hit you.

>>556080671
>All coop games should have friendly fire
https://youtu.be/LOyD1EcdQDQ

>>556080749
nah i hate where current bots exist but they are definitely not easier than squids. Squids have one real unit and that's the flying overseer. Everything else is glorified chaff. With that being said there's a problem when i can do full operations against the fire brigade on fury with no deaths regularly

>>556080749
I think it comes down to load out and play style. Stealth & Mobility makes bots easy as shit but kills you against squids

>>556080331
So, like Leviathans?
What's even the point of an enemy you're supposed to ignore?

>>556080906
Only if it makes sense, something like splatoon couldn't function that way

>bugs:
just press W lol
>bots:
just headshot stuff but also you do kind of need to not position yourself badly or else you'll get ragdolled to death or randomly burst down by aimbot MG fire out of nowhere
>squid:
walk in the park
....as long as you don't ignore that watcher or else you'll have an avalanche of flying cunts spamming you with grenades and getting random headshot chains, giant meatballs clipping through buildings to get you, 4 overlapping shield bubbles with 1800 DPS deathlasers that WILL kill you if they so much as clip you, and a horde of fucking zombie assholes that can lunge at you faster than you can sprint coming from every single direction all at once

>>556081919
i have yet to see a watcher call in more than a handful of voteless/overseers and maybe one harvester on diff 10. I swear their call ins are broke or something because it's pathetic numbers.

>>556082141
fairly certain even squids have spawn seeds because I have seen no less than 4 harvesters come in on a drop, 3 of them from the same UFO, with 2 more coming in on a random patrol while other missions I only ever see a handful on patrol over the entire course of the missions with very few if any ever getting beamed down from UFOs

>>556082141
They do that even to d4. In fact sometimes I'll have one single area become absolutely swamped in sheer nightmare bullshit for no good reason, and then have extraction holdouts with watcher after watcher and yet their reinforcements vary from easy pickings to flesh mob spam. I think it's just borked regardless of difficulty.

>>556082141
It really is, I once had squids call in a single dropship on D10 and other times 2 will come down and after 5-10 seconds 4 more decide to randomly show up to drop more

>>556081473
Getting good.

>>556081919
>everything not a harvester or voteless
A single WASP user
>Harvesters and voteless
A single MMG user

>>556082141
I wonder if its become a meme of itself because in HD1 squids were the hardest faction by far. Maybe once they release the next group of enemies they'll suddenly become a bitch to fight against.

Watch as everyone cries about it and they get nerfed a week later too.

>>556081919
I fucking wish there was damage that bypassed shields like Antitank bypasses armor

>>556082905
Don't gas gun shots just apply gas anyway if you hit the shield

>>556082905
flamethrowers go through shields

>>556082642
Helldivers 1 was also mostly balanced, and not in the Alexus ways.
I miss original illuminate units, hell all original units were. Because they had PATTERNS instead of aiming for your head and rolling the dice to see if they miss this time.

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>>556082905
Melee Damage.

>>556082905
I think the lure mines or C4 in the latest pass inexplicably destroy UFO spawners through shields at least?

>>556083210
You can't melee a ufo or tripod

>slept on the base liberator since level 20, pre customization update
>never felt the need to pick it up again - always felt like there were better options more specialized
>pick it up for a laff against squids this weekend
>it's actually incredible, a joy to shoot, feels balanced, accurate, good rof and tolerable recoil, base scope lets you punch out pretty far
>needs the supply pack but to be fair all AR's, in fact most of the bullet primaries do too
I guess that buff they put in like 4 months ago was good

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>wearing my trusty urban scout armor
>shield backpack equipped
>endless eats ready to drop
>numetal playlist on the speakers

yeah i think it's bots time

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>>556083401
>You can't melee a ufo
yes you can

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>>556083401
>You can't melee a ufo
Wrong.

>556083498
bait
anyone replying to this has been baited and is a retard

>>556083571
Oh shit. Nice

>>556083274
the C4 passes through harvester shields but you've got to detonate it mid-air because it doesn't like to stick to them for some reason. it's actually pretty fun.

>>556083571
Why are you taking so much. Last time I tried it I could kill a UFO in a few seconds after taking down its shields.

>>556083709
it sticks if the shield is down, but if their shield turns back on it falls off

>>556083401
You can probably meele a Harvester to death if you manage to land on its head using the Hover or Jetpack. I've seen it done for Bile Titans.

>>556080626
Please I need this
https://youtu.be/2IeoqMb4I88

>>556083909
the ends of its feet are only 3 armour so if you can avoid the arc attack for long enough you should be able to melee them from the ground

>>556083731
were you solo or did a teammate just happen to shoot it at the same time?
UFO's have 5000 HP, 5 armour, and are 100% durable so even with peak physique buffing the damage the chainsaw only does 195 damage each instance, and TTK is further inflated by the fact you need to wait for the chainsaw to rev up to 5 pen each drag to hurt it at all in the first place

>>556082905
Doesn't the scorcher excel at this?

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>>556084298 (me)
Nevermind, I'm retarded. I thought you meant shit like shield devastators and overseer shields

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Leakers or devs making sure everything is ready for tomorrow?

>>556084901
leakers, the devs clearly don't test anything on live, that's where all of their work goes to break instead

>planets around Cyberstan are either 4% or 5% decay
It's going to take 1-3 days for us to get to Cyberstan at the very least

>>556084553
Nah, my biggest complaint about squids is how ablation everything is. A quasar can drop most anything in the game but all it does to overseers is make them cranky

>>556085117
the fact that they can tank a cuck chair shot is fucking stupid

what kind of fuckery is going on when invisible corpses show up SOLO? i thought that was a client-side thing.

>>556085117
>>556085218
how does the deadeye one shot them in the head?

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Bugs are NOT fun
Squids are NOT fun

>>556085541
>Bots have the best gameplay
>The best missions
>The best OST
>The best designs
>The best storylines
How can any other faction compete?

>>556085541
we can all agree that squids are the worst faction by a mile, but bots allow the least amount of loadout variation on real difficulties

>>556077463
>smokes a fat blunt and runs toward you with a shotgun
what did the swedes mean by this?

Are people actually complaining about squids having shields and ablative armor?

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>>556085841

>>556085415
No clue, all I know is that it takes a lot of shooting to kill them & when I'm used to sniping bots it feels shitty. Also just the mix of noteless endlessly running at me, while watchers scan me & overseers melee or shoot me, makes me feel like I can never catch my breath or slow down from running

>>556085841
kill yourself

>>556085415
Head has no extra armor, it's a 150 hp AP3 lethal weakspot like usual, like devastator faces but chunkier. While every other body part is like charger legs, the first hit just strips the armor no matter how big the hit was.

>>556086029
Yes, the fact that the most prolific medium enemy can be killed with a quarter of a liberator mag but not one shot from my heckin RR is proof that squids are bad game design.

>>556086029
I'm not complaining. I'm just sharing my opinion, ablative armor & shields can be tricky to deal with. You can hit their ufos & overseers with high damage attacks that don't kill them or even leave them all that defenseless, requiring a lot of attacks over time which leaves you open to get Highfield by a voteless or gunned down by a stingray.

Again, not q complaint, just a discussion, but if you want to be needlessly combative we can hurl insults at each other if you want

>>556085218
Holy fuck that pisses me the fuck off. They have that stupid ablative armor nonsense basically forcing you to bring more bullets.

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Squids as a whole just don't feel as fun to kill as bots and bugs.

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>>556086029

>>556085117
a quasar to the chest puts them at just 50 HP

>>556085415
>>556086127
assuming it was a legitimate question and not a leading one, the overseer head does not have ablative armour, it's just a single layer of 3 armour with 150 HP. deadeye does 195 damage per shot, so it's a one-shot

>>556086365
>can be killed with a quarter of a liberator mag but not one shot from my heckin RR
The chest armour transfers 20% damage to the 600 main HP which for the RR is 640 damage, making it a one-shot. That's not even accounting the 150 explosive damage that goes directly to the main HP too.

>>556086726
>a quasar to the chest puts them at just 50 HP

Meaning I have to switch to another weapon to kill them

>>556085117
I mean, that's their whole gimmick. They have shit armour that can all be pierced with ap3 with tons of ablative health.
They're the machine gunners faction.

>>556083571
you wouldn’t download a car

Nerftrannies once again bitching that the game isn’t easy enough.

>>556086227
no u
cry about it

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> mfw I work another 13 consecutive shifts like a good little wage slave
> mfw gonna miss cuckborgs and child labour factory planet entirely because autistic swiggers are gonna once again make it a two day MO and never rotate it back

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>>556085117
>>556085218
>>556086365
didn't you sign up for realism TM when you installed helldivers 2?

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>>556087646
Anon we still have access to hive worlds, we'll have access to factory worlds for a while dw.

>>556087646
unc really be in the silver mines

wait wait wait hold up
why the fuck is anyone shooting dedicated anti-heavy weapons at a fucking chaff unit like overseers?

>>556088029
because they're FUCKING STUPID
where do you think we are

>>556087646
isn't helldivers 2 a boomer dad game? why would arrowhead do this to dads who can only play after work + when they don't have to take care of the kids + when their wife lets them?

>>556088029
What weapon are you talking about? You better not be talking about the Wasp. That thing is made to remove every overseer, watcher, and fatshit before they know what hit them. It is better at removing them than any heavy and honestly sucks as AT.

>>556085117
"many small shots instead of few big shots" is the entire identity and design philosophy of the squids. Against the kinds of weapons you'd actually shoot overseers with the ablative armour only adds 1 to 4 extra shots to the equation, which when you're got magazine sized in the dozens to hundreds of rounds that's so few as to be pretty much irrelevant. The ablative armour only counteracts weapons that would be such extreme overkill that you'd never want to actually shoot them with it

>>556088637
Adding to:
The only true victims of the squids ablative armour is the railgun and speargun, which can't overpenetrate the outer armour and get the one-shot with a body or leg shot despite having the penetration and damage for it

>>556087646
Nah, we're honna be busy clearing our way towards Cyberstan for the first week anyway

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i'm assuming we are spending a week working our way up to cyber stand for about a week and around the 8th we are going to fight on cyberstan sure hope AH can pull it off

>>556089384
Here's your megabot base pasted together 3 times. Enjoy!

>>556089612
unironically soul, i can't wait

How tf does this game still have a general??

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>>556089780
general mental illness and autism which i have plenty of myself

>>556089879
But there's no content. Did they add a game mode that lasts longer than 45mins yet??

>>556089780
wdym, these gens are way faster than most of the others in the catalogue.

>>556089968
nigga what did i say we fucking autists we love repetition and no there is no mission longer than 45 mins

>>556089968
why would you want a round of this shitass game to last longer wtf

>>556090209
I think the real question is why are you in here seething?

>>556089384
>8th we are going to fight on cyberstan sure hope AH can pull it off
Pfthahahahahahahahahhaah. Bro. No. We are not even CLOSE to boss fights yet.

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>>556087839
THAT FUCKING HORSE THAT I HATE

>>556086029
Is there a term for something simple that becomes complicate because people get tied up with details rather than reality? Because that sums up this whole squid shitposting spree. They're fucking easy, bring a LMG and frags and you literally, LITERALLY, solve Squids. Take any medium pen weapon instead of a LMG and its the EXACT same solution, just slower. Bring the minigun and its fucking over. Ignore the squids entirely (because they are not a threat) and four reds solves their entire mission structure (unlike jammers for example).

Who gives a flying FUCK about ablative armor.

>>556089780
>>556089968
Stupid dumb motherfucker.

>>556090260
i'm not, i'm actually asking what kind of person asks a question like that as if longer missions of all things is what this game needs

>>556090607
Not an argument faggot.

>>556090612
because options are a good thing???

>>556090646
See >>556090607

>>556090835
>doubling down

Concession accepted.

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D10 bots zosma
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242739339333/76561198415003359

>>556090896
2/4

>>556090779
if you don't like the game as is why would making more of it pull you in?
>"huh i hate this shit"
>damn, they gave me MORE shit on top of my shit? NOW we're talking!"
You're making stupid points to be needlessly contrarian and it's kind of pathetic i got baited this hard but ig i thought you had a legitimate reasoning behind your faggotry

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>>556090434

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>>556090896

>>556089780
>>556089968
>Stop having fun in a game I don't like!
Go play your zero fun arena gatcha slop.

>>556090896
3/4

>>556091296
I don't like that the missions are too short, which is why I asked if they added longer ones. I'm not even sure what the fuck you are going on about at this point, I never said that I hate the game.

Severe Autism maybe?

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>>556090896
3/4 get in here

>>556091894
I'm busy slapping my belly and waiting for tomorrow's update...

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>>556090896
3/4 join

>>556089780
Why do single player games with a single (shitty) entry have a general? I'm looking at you Cyber Punk.

>>556090896
full

>>556092226
>is basically future LA skyrim
>has coom mods
there, I solved it for you
bonus points if they're crossboard linking to where they keep the porn screenshots

>>556075840
A shield grenade is useless for the same reason smoke is. Nothing constitutes enough of a threat for it to be warranted when you could just rapidly kill all opposition. The sole use case for this thing that I can think of is if you want to stand directly in front of a factory strider with intact chainguns, assuming it even has the HP to withstand that.

>>556087839
>>556090434
>>556091362
Kiss one another.

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>>556092609

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>need 129% pop
just give up little bro its over

>>556092358
Skyrim is trash so this just makes it worse.
>coom mods
And worse still

I'm fucking bored of squids. It's the same missions every single time. Defend colony, raise flag, blitz, evacuate plebs.

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Yep it's official, we're going to Cyberstan

>>556089780
Because we hate coopg more than we hate sweden

>>556089968
Yeah it's called an operation, dumbass

>>556093253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_6g9qpSVLY

>>556093324
WATER ON THE KNEE!?!

>>556093027
They are so lazy and have so little content for squids that they just threw evacuate high value assets on liberation campaigns

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>>556093253
DIVER SCUM

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>>556093253

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>>556093253
https://youtu.be/lVirZwbN39o

>>556087536
Their power fantasies are the same as their gender fantasies, completely unattainable.

>>556093253
laying on a little thick with this one

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>>556093253
My Deadeye shall feast on Automaton central processing units tonight.

>>556093796
Too many gamers have critically low media literacy, their hand was forced. You WILL understand that super earth is the evil chud empire oppressing the innocents of the galaxy.

>>556093887
>MUH MEDIA LITERACY!!!!!!

>>556087839
fat bitch

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>>556093253

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>>556093253
cum to cyberstan

>>556072572
and several hours later the lobby closes, fulfilling SC for two anons and two randoms.
Thank you to those who joined, it was a long fight but quite comforting. Have a fine night.

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>>556093253
TOTAL

CLANKER

DEATH

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>>556093253
https://files.catbox.moe/h6vk40.mp3
LET ME DIE ON CYBERSTANNN

>>556092145
abdo motherfuckers will look at this and say: Hot

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>>556093253
WAR.
WAR.
WAR.
WAR.
BURN THEIR WIRES.
SPILL THEIR OIL.
WAR.
WAR.
KILL THE TRAITORS.
TAKE THEIR SOIL.
WAR.
WAR.
I GIVE MY LIFE.
ALL THAT I CAN.
LET ME DIE.
ON CYBERSTAN!
WAR!
WAR!
WAR!
WAR!

It's time to make them pay for the Creek!

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>>556094634
never forget pure fucking thread kvno

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I think we should be friends with the bots instead.

>destroying cyberstan
Is it even possible? Plus why would I want to deprive us of kino biome?

>>556094986
With the star of piss, of course. Expect many equal attention minor orders for bugdivers so they can feel included fueling it.

>>556094937
You shoot an EAT into her pussy and her head pops off like a lego

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>Star of peace shoots at Cyberstan
>Planet begins to crack and break
>exploding in to moons so the biome can still exist
>whats that?
>THE AUTOMATONS NEW SECRET WEAPON WAS BUILT INSIDE THE PLANET ALL ALONG?
>THE PLANET CORE IS THE ENGINE
>INFILTRATE ITS HALLS AND PURGE TO REACH THE CORE TO BLOW IT UP

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>>556095421
>each former factory city survives because the crust was totally infiltrated by bot infrastructure, and becomes mobile asteroid battle stations supporting the main clankstar

>>556093381
Superjail was fun

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>>556095421
Could this be what New Cyberstan is?

>>556079939
Tbf that shit 180s it doesn't matter if you're Infront

>>556095421
>>556095607
stop hyping yourselves up it's going to be a 3 second lazy galactic map animation and then the same mission format as always on a cobbled together biome with literally one new enemy
this is sweden we're talking about

>>556093253
imagine if the plans were on Mog and the Illuminate got away with the plans

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>>556093253
oh yeah I'm bringin out the creek cape for this one

>>556095612
Superjail is against ICE shows you there's a revolution going on

>>556095997
Seeing as there hasn't been 5 month old leaks about that rotting in the files, I doubt it

SPILL

OIL

>>556095912
fuck you nigger why can't we have nice things

When the fuck are we getting thermoptic camouflage as a backpack? 5-10 seconds of invisibility on a recharge, with the first few shots after decloaking hitting 50% harder. Then have a 15-20 second cooldown.

There, I just fixed stealth for you Arrowhead.

>>556095997
The dispatch very clearly suggest the entire leak subplot was a gigantic false flag.

>>556096497
What?

>>556096392
BECAUSE
SWEDEN

here's how its going to go down:

>we're given a 6 day major order to liberate 4 planets to open the way to cyberstan
anons will bitch it takes us all 6 days to liberate the 4 planets
>once cyberstan is open we are given the order to 'liberate' it
anons will bitch it starts off with 5% resistance and we make little initial progress
>the operation will go very badly as ass first operations deep into core enemy territory always go
anons will bitch we haven't liberated it in the first 12 hours before most players have gotten a chance to play on it
>the automatons will counter-attack along the invasion corridor to cut off the super earth thrust
anons will bitch about 'bullshit asspull unwinnable defences"
>we either win the defences but fail to take cyberstan or lose the defences and the invasion of cyberstan gets cut off and fails
anons will bitch and claim joel is seething mad at us and throwing a tantrum
>bots reveal the clankstar and blow up an inconsequential planet
anons bitch about rigged MO's

>>556096447
>first few shots after decloaking hitting 50% harder
that's magic

>>556096794
>anons justified in most all cases
>sweden does same boring predictable hackjob and continues to dripfeed the already starved audience
you are on the money

>>556096794
Too elaborate.

How it will really go
>liberate these four planets in four days
>immediate screeching in these threads that it's impossible and the player base is retarded for actually trying to do the order
>the order is a success anyway
>Arrowhead decides we lose regardless, just because
>get nothing for our time but medals

>>556096926
Okay just make it a 50% chance to hit 50% harder, done.

>>556096794
Bro stop spoiling it

Does anyone know if another company is making a better helldivers right now?

>>556096683
>we CONVENIENTLY found the plans UNENCRYPTED and UNSECURED right next to a SEAF drop point
>there will be no further investigation, guilt is already established

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TRIDENT SOON

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>>556097559
my body is ready

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>>556097559
>china
Pity it's a nothingburger.

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Will the cyborgs have a factory strider equivalent?

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>>556093253
Post your Cyberstan invasion drip
https://youtu.be/3vEW_r4Swn8?si=xU2fhRnsMfpstWy1

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>>556074989
...you mean commando, right? I used that thing for the first time in a long time today for the po. I remembered it was shit, but I didn't realize it was that shit.

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>>556090896
GG

>>556098792

https://youtu.be/3qZzlMRyOMg

>>556098137
The new tank boss thing is factory strider sized

just bought 1000SC, you mad poorfags? :)

>>556098813
it's literally laser guided how can you be that bad with it?

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>>556099245
No.

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>>556098792
My classic

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I LOVE ASSAULT RIFLES. I WANT 500 GENERIC RIFLES AND NO OTHER PRIMARIES. I FUCKING LOVE USING PRECISION FIRE TO DOWN MY ENEMIES. GIVE ME MORE BASIC BITCH ASSAULT RIFLES ARROWHEAD AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

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>>556099245
...Why would anyone be mad you wasted money on a resource you can get for free? If anything, it's worthy of a laugh.

>>556099231
Well yeah but I was imagining something more fleshy.

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>>556099245
kneel

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>>556099245
nah

>>556099703
unironically this
give me more ARs that actually feel like different roles, i can feel the differences between our current ones as is but it's baffling that we've got one space FAL and it's kind of just one of the most awkward guns next to the rest

>>556099784
>free

I want more lasers. I want ALL weapon types to have a few laser variants. I also want a laser rifle that can switch to different modes.

>>556092482
Lure mines are so much better than smoke for your oh shit i’ve been detected while sneaking option. Draws a lot of agro almost instantly, can misdirect if you’re still undetected, decent damage and aoe, can even take out spawners in a pinch. I can see the shield being decent for bots, it all depends on how much fire it can take really. It being a lot smaller than the shield gen is a big advantage too, since that thing gets shredded because the enemy can’t miss it.

Seriously, how does Arrowhead make a profit off this game when there are so many SC cheaters?

when do you think we'll get the ww1 bond that was leaked? that shotgun looked cool

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>>556094674
https://files.catbox.moe/ow133q.mp3'
kino

>>556100360
They make money off the browns who don't use CE

>>556100360
you know they made almost a billion in sales right? they expected to get barely a tenth of that if not less.

>>556099409
Totally mindraped and colonized by the Epstein mtx trans pipeline.

>>556100606
I thought only browns cheats in SC since they are poor and live in a shithole country?

>>556100598
>https://files.catbox.moe/ow133q.mp3

>>556099936
Metal-let

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OOOHHHH SHIIIIIT

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>>556100764
Cheating in SC to dab on the swedes is aryan behaviour actually thougbeit

The only browns here are people that do stuff I don't like actually

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>>556100948

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>>556100979
So trve fellow Aryan, we should cheat in yet another 10k SC to own the Swedes

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so many overlapping layers of faggotry and cringe here

>>556101273
>defending in game stores
podophilic behavior

>>556101273
Epstein's strongest golem

>>556101273
Damn nigga clean your fingernails

>>556101273
>defending devs who won't spend enough on anti-cheat to protect your lobbies, let alone protecting their own microtransactions
smdh Ramesh
If AH doesn't want people to hack SC they'd start handing out bans to cheaters, simple as

>>556098792
Not sure what armor I'll wear yet, but for sure wearing Botslayer cape

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Only literal brownoids would look at this picture and thinks "Yeah I should fuck them White people over! Reparation NOW. GIBSMEDAT"

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>>556101367
>buy microtransactions
>in reality, buy into the global pedophile network and fund their trafficking
As if the vidya industry couldn't get any worse.

>>556101698
not to mention they're one of the only studios in recent memory to allow you to just farm the premium currency whenever you want and however much as you want. Thinking you're sticking it to the man by cheating SC is unironic "gibs me dat foh free" nigger shitter behaviour.

>>556101698
ngl even with all the faggotry inundating the culture now it must honestly be pretty cool to be on a game dev team. Too bad i broke my back for years in construction rather than go to college.

Is there a trick to getting macros to work in this game? For some reason they don't do shit when I try to macro anything.

>>556102114
game dev is pretty miserable
salaries are subpar and there's a lot of crunch time
you're better off where you are mate honestly

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>>556102267
i suppose, buddy there is looking 50 going on 75.

>>556101805
the game is already paid, so it shouldn't have premium currency in the first place. i don't care what the industry standard is, they've already made tens of times more than they ever thought they would. farming SC is also boring as shit, and the go-to method should be through normal gameplay with higher difficulties rewarding more. obtaining SC through normal D10 gameplay is SLOW.

i am the last W.A.S.P. enjoyer on earth

>>556102598
>Wanting work for free
Fuck off communist

>>556102936
>work for free
>game is already paid
???

>>556101698
I can't imagine any of those basedboys and grannies ever touching this game or anything related to it

>>556102352
I look like this and I'm 28

>>556103185
Damn, can I interest you in my manboost supplements?

>>556103032
Retard