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Current Rate Up Trainee: New Year T.M. Opera O (3*), New Year Haru Urara (3*)
Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Admire Vega (Power), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed)
Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200m
Main Story Chapter 5 is out
01/27 - New Beginnings Part 1
01/29 - NY Opera & Haru 3*+Fuku SSR+Ayabe SSR
02/05 - 02/12 Racing Carnival
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>>556124465
Smart Falcon, SMaru, and maybe a Mayano?
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>>556125579
https://jiggie.fun/vUG25a
https://jiggie.fun/vUG25a
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Help
https://poal.me/1icxjm
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God, I love Brian and her career unlike that shitter Ryan.
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#clublist
Dacchi from club Bricked with club ID 835612678 here, we did a poll yesterday and our club name is now... Le Fishé . Please change the rentry to reflect that, thanks clublist anon.
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>>556125579
I HATE CURREN
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Good thread
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Why are sakuras dangerous
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Are corner skills or straightaway skills better for this CM?
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>>556124465
I'm practing MANT on jp to prepare for the cm10 finals ace grind and I'm glad I am because correctly managing items is confusing and I'd never figure it out in a couple hours, the result of my first run would get me fired from tracen
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>>556125673
Oguri is more universal in term of affinity
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Does anybody know how to hide a game from this? This shit is kinda embarrassing
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>>556125754
And Roppei said she can't be a frontrunner.
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>>556125610
I am meta again! YOSH! IKKUYOOOOOO
*doesn't proc her ult*
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>>556125763
corner for carryover potential
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>curren whore thread
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>>556125698
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I will marry her and fuck the doitsu out of her.
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Digitan LOVE
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Why front xoguri for the dirt CM? Unrestrained?
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Im tired... The TP keeps on piling up
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>>556125886
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>>556125940
moxie gamble for late-race uphill
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>>556125736
Bakushin is so cute in the 2nd panel
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>>556125838
It's a bad NSM track, so they should all be side by side for her ult. Can she keep up with the fronts with midleg uniques is another problem...
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>>556125838
Why arent you using the superior Mayano? Look at her go!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=cRjbl0UpDYE?si=o6bY9CgGgfajI47K
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>>556125967
not too long now till it returns to normal
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Someone please tell me that this is usable
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>>556125754
THE BEAST HUNGERS
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Oguri Fat...
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>>556126121
it's usable
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>>556126121
she will get gapped by my new year haru of course
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Curren owes me sex
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AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE tasukete
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I don't think sprint Gold Ship is happening lads
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>>556126109
Rice is so cute and funny
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>>556126240
Pussy
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hehe... ikuyo...
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why do you guys lose your minds over curren chan
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>>556126121
Why are you trying to force maru so much, red shift wont work on cm8. Your selling point is kaput.
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>>556126276
Curren is an absolute stacy and that brings back either fond memories or traumatic memories depending on the anon.
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>>556125579
Is the Current SSR good or should I cleat it since I have 2 extra dupes?
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>>556126260
>ikuyo
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wife groove
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Mejiro Ship
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>>556126342
Yes as a sprint wit card, you can redeem more copies here in the future
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How do I get dancho to groom me and give me personal lessons?
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I wasted 60k carats on this, hopefully the free pulls give me another Fuku so I don't waste a crystal. On the bright side I got spooked by Fine Motion so I don't need to roll her banner, so I guess it isn't that bad
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>>556126342
Cleat them all
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>>556126325
Because she is my hag wife and I love her.
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What support card would you borrow for Front parent URA runs? Fuku to make races more consistent?
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When does the Star Blossom manga get new translated chapters?
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>>556126475
You just reminded me that I randomly scouted her recently. I should probably try training her.
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>>556126446
You can use SSR selector on that
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>>556126495
I just do Muteki for head on
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>finally got to cafe campaign
I get it now bros, she is so fucking cute
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>>556126498
When the team gets any done
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>>556126495
maya for restless, +4 hints on decent midraces too
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>>556126498
Marvy spotted
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>>556126405
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>>556126539
Head on is a pacer skill though? and Muteki SSR doesn't even give it?
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>>556126475
Make her end closer then
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>>556126539
Wait no i meant playtime’s over forgive me aiiiieeeeee
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>>556126647
I assume anon meant Playtime's Over
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There shouldn't only be end closers. There should also be beginning closers
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You ARE training my daughter for this upcoming CM and the next one right anon?
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>>556126526
Yeah I guess I can wait for half anni, I kinda wanna use her now tho since she seems pretty good in Aoharu too. Hopefully I get her from the free pulls and save everything.
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I pulled Cafe on the banner first pull a month ago
I still haven't done her career
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CM sprint room
Triple front shenanigans
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>>556126676
>>556126647
neicha_naked_dogeza.jpeg
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There shouldn't only be late surgers. There should also be early surgers
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>it's a curren thread
disgusting... do you guys have no standards?
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senior year january Lv5 speed
sadly my run got raped by mood downs
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>>556126676
>>556126703
oh that makes sense. i always heard how Playtime is apparently strong. thanks for the help
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>>556126737
Y-Yes, Uraramommy...
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>>556126656
I'd rather not be at a minimum of a 10 to 20% wit deficit compared to my competitors on a predominantly downhill track.
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>contains invalid characters
why do games do this
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>>556126820
shut the FUCK up basketball
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>>556126904
https://arcionek.github.io/UmaFlagger/
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>>556126603
Just a coincidence
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>>556126873
>pump
RETARD
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>>556126873
nice aquarius ace bwo
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>>556127051
haru will pump
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>>556126904
>shoe
foot fetishism
>finish
euphemism for orgasm
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>>556126772
One more slut
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>>556126820
ew it’s smart falcon
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>>556127147
I'm launching the game... if I miss the spot it's gonna ruin my day
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>>556126820
>do you guys have no standards?
Female horse
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>>556125697
Your posts have been noted and the list will soon reflect your club’s newfound aquatic personality. Consider a fun new banner, perhaps in the new “3D” format if you’re feeling fancy.
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>>556127352
Big lucky tanks
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My trainee found out I have a girlfriend and has not showed up to training for two weeks now… Should I be worried? Who do I contact in situations like this?
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>>556127597
I would advocate telling Tazuna, she will be sympathetic to your pursuit of real human women!!
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>>556127597
>Who do I contact in situations like this?
Brother, you are the trainer. It's your responsibility to know everything about your trainee at all times. To do otherwise is a dereliction of duty
I am reporting you to Akikawa
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>>556127597
Wish my trainee disappeared instead of my girlfriend, at least the cops stopped asking me questi
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>>556127597
Break up with your human girlfriend to earn your uma's forgiveness. Be warned that she WILL periodically make sure that the two of you aren't secretly seeing each other. If she finds out that you've been lying to her again you might not live to see the next day!
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>>556127147
>my Falco
>procs turbo sprint in the initial straight
>your Falco
>procs turbo sprint at the start of the final straight
This is the frustrating part of playing this CM, hit all your mid race and steal 1st, but when others have better accels it's all over regardless.
Uma Musume

One more
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>>556127597
Which uma are you training?
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>>556127838
I can see it
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>>556127838
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>>556127838
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>>556127838
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>>556127370
Thank you clublist anon! We will discuss that matter soon, I'm not sure how long it'll take however.
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>>556126737
i only have this and i still need one more ace...
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>>556127864
She’s called Nice Na
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>>556126498
chap 39 just got released
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Do you guys prefer Reddit Falcon or Curren 4chan?
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>>556127597
Can't you just go look after her at the uma dorms?
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>>556128232
I think tribalfaggotry is r*ddit behavior. Anyway I want Curren on tuesdays, Falcon on thursdays.
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>>556128232
Curren is a crystalcafe whore
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>>556128232
>idolcel falcon or curren whore
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>Unrestrained +angling works in dirt CM
Talk me out of bringing oonige Suzzy to dirt
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>>556128232
Crystal Cafe
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>>556128232
>SEA Falcon or Curren Saar
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>>556128309
>curren
anon... your stds...
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>>556126276
Why don't (You)
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>>556128232
>Saar Falcon or SEAren chan
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>etti
>From Proto-Finnic *että. Cognates with Finnish että and Estonian et.
??????
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/etti
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>>556128506
retardbwo...
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>>556127838
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>>556128463
WHORE
>WHORE
WHORE
>WHORE
SLUT
>SLUT
SLUT
>SLUT
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>>556128143
You're probably fine then, she's used to not being first anyway
>>556128232
I have Falcon and I don't have Curren so Falcon
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Biko...
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>>556128506
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD "UMA" TO EVERYTHING
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>>556125579
Wow! Curren Chan looks so elegant and pretty in that card art! Truly a fitting portrayal of such a cute uma!
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>>556128549
You forgot
CUTE
>CUTE
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>>556128621
umawrong
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>>556128621
Umating Pressing Tokai Teio!!1!!!
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>>556128621
umatard
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>>556128621
UMAd bro?
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>>556127837
>Bueno procced NSM on the final 100m to steal the win
This the last room from me, someone please takeover.
The more I play these rooms, the more stacking as much accels you can just makes sense. Is NSM on fronts unironically viable? I'll experiment with that, once again thanks for participating anondacchis.
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>>556128506
Where is this send link
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>>556127838
pusy
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dog soon
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>>556128686
is it called that because you press her with your over9000 bmi like a hydraulic press?
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>>556128727
>Is NSM on fronts unironically viable?
Maybe if you're running a suzuka or a lot of fronts.
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"you need stamina for career goals"
>wins with 200 stamina
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>>556128821
does she actually behaves like a dog?
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>>556128821
you know, i'm tired of hunting for torenafuckers.
dogs are a man's best friend, right?
maybe i can find my bff in chiyo
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I've fallen for the umussy
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>>556128842
The URA finale fucked me over a couple of times I had around 300 stam
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>get obese
>fail to cure
>have to use recreation on 100 energy during summer
FUCKING NIGGER
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>>556128842
Isnt her longest track like 2000m lol
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>>556128878
>only card in the game that gives keen eye starts seeing use when stats are no longer relevant
whodathunk
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>>556128878
>Still haven't gotten a stinky windy from free pulls
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>>556128821
Chiyo mention
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>>556129047
Wonky...
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I wish I was umabred
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>>556128878
I've pulled an additional two SSR Gold City speed recently. Is she actually worth using?
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>>556128842
The only real stamina checks in career are kikuka sho (sometimes) and tenno sho spring
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Eating umabread
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>>556127838
Why does the Mejiros like golf so much?
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umasturbating rn
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>>556129045
I've had mlb windy for awhile now. 0lb on my sweepy SR though, so I got that going for me which is SHIT
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>>556128341
Cease this slander at once
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>>556129098
nyot rn, but it’s the only way to get keen eye which is a speed debuff for mile cms
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Road to 60! Can we get to 60 years of wanting?!
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>>556129292
guess I won't cleat her then
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I cleated one Doto
3LB is enough for what seems like a parent run card
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>>556129165
The only Mejiro with good taste
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>>556129387
forever bricked
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>>556129263
a mejiro uma?
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>>556127838
I said that I wouldn't this week...
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>>556129263
Do not trust this Uma
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when do we get to unlock casual outfit for home screen?
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>>556129387
But why?
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>>556129417
Oh no my parent runs will have slightly worse stamina, how will I ever recover
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cleat every event SSR
and then buy them back later when they add it to friend shop
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>>556129263
After eating 15 burgers in a row McQueen evolved into Big Mac
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hey hey chiyoposter
yeah you
fuck off eat shit and die in that order
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CM test for my half baked midget

1127 3199
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>>556129514
It'll still serve its purpose at 3LB so why not
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I think sweep tosho is sexy
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Dotoposters should be raped
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>>556128842
ok now do it with the tenno sho spring
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>>556129282
she's so cute
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>>556129659
i cant wait for this old lady
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>>556129695
>404
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>>556129651
Its just wrong to cleat something thats not MLB. Also your event/TT bonus
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>>556129695
Great job showing us all that nothing
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agnes hebegital
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>can't get windy
so for an account that has all base SR MLB are these pieces of trash just as valuable as regular tickets now?
I guess they have a slightly higher chance at SC or FM... but regular tickets have the advantage of counting towards pity
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>>556129873
>>556129695
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>>556129743
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>>556129787
Please don't remind me of how over it is for me in TT by next month... 598k being my high score
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>>556129873
I thought the catbox would show umanko
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>>556129571
Megablocked. Fucking succubi win again.
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>>556129549
>>556129775
why is her chin so big
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>>556129835
>>556129873
You may not like it, but this is what peak umamusume performance looks like
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>>556129563
wtf
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I am dropping up to 15k carats on the NTR banner to get 2LB Admire Vega. Is this a stupid decision?
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Anon?
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Digitan is your buddy in crime
not your personal onahole
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How does learning better methods to take me down help with racing?
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>>556128983
I needed those two turns. Fuck you
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>>556129958
For a second I thought haru was hitting it from the back
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>>556130027
nyes
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Not again...
>>556129890
They eventually regularly swap out the pools
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>>556130037
do we have a consolidated list of more friendship umas like digitan?
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>>556130049
It won't help her against ME that's for sure.
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>>556130037
For me she's both, and she's cool with it.
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>>556130049
So you can be Umapyoi'd after she wins
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How do we deal with Umas like Digital?
https://litter.catbox.moe/t2lw71ywxwy1blmq.jpg
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>>556130049
When are we getting the feature that lets us take photos of training animations?
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>>556130027
very
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>>556129890
Don't these have a chance of dropping SSRs
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>>556130120
should I stockpile them? or is it a new type of ticket that gets released?
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>>556130037
we fucked
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>>556130125
shichi
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>>556130176
this dumb nigger flopped 2 catbox posts for this shit??????
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>>556130176
actually canon, she kneels
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>>556130204
Tickets are only ever good for the pool they list, so you can't hoard them, no
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>>556130176
My floppy trophy is not that big
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>>556130037
Agreed, the only erotic thing me and Digitan would do together is read female trainer x uma GL manga together while snacking on honey buddha chips
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Imagine sex with gold ship
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>dup image warning
>ok i must of forgot to delete
>mfw someone steals my post
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>>556130120
I started doing 2111 just to avoid this situation
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am I wasting stats by bringing Riko?
anyone who doesn't run Riko for the sprint CM, how many times do you burst on sta/guts? I feel like if I do the career the way I'm doing now I'll end up with ~250/250 and under stam
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>>556130037
>not your personal onahole
she would be sad hearing this
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>>556130370
You literally do not need to click Stamina or Guts to finish the race
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>>556130375
she wants to be my personal onahole...?
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>>556129940
Just upgrade your TT team to S rank. I currently have 3/3 Medium S, 3/3 Sprint S, 1/3 Long S and 1/3 mile S and my highest score is 645k
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>>556130027
Isnt this a retarded idea since Vega is useless after MANT
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>>556130370
>for the sprint CM, how many times do you burst on sta/guts
0
Only ever burst on power as an extra
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If I were to make a mutant Rudolf to this next CM, should it be Pace or Late?
I'm thinking Pace right?
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>>556130204
>He forgot we got a "Make Debut 2" for SSRs
use them as you get them
>>556130195
3%, still I got a very useless speed suzuka from them
>>556129890
if you're daily pulling you buy them if you're not then you buy pink tickets because gold tickets don't count towards sparking
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>>556130484
>>556130519
oh wow, nice, ill try 2/4 speed/wit on the next borrows then
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>>556130370
Depends on which uma. For example I run Pasa with Riko so I don't have to worry about jobbing on the medium/long races without clicking on stam/pow at all
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>spending carats for MANT
You guys are so funny.
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>>556130502
she has to vent all that stress from being around her oshis somehow
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>>556130370
It depends on your career.

It has long tracks? Bring Riko and just get the bare minimum
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>>556130590
I wont tho. My next banner to spark will be Tachy/Light
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I burst on Curren
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>>556130585
>>556130595
alright thanks, will bring her for my pasa career
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>>556130551
Always make late rudolf to guarantee ult trigger
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>>556130658
>spending carats on Grand Live
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leave my onahole alone
you don't even have her
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How rough is my Uma? Oh yeah well my NTR is so fast she can dodge bullets!
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>3* front
>3* mile
>3* turf
>a grand total of 0 3* sprints after all these days
This game is fucking with me on purpose istfg
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>spending carats at all during acceleration
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I have Digitan
I also have had sex with Digitan
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>>556130507
Do you just spam 3/4 wit cards and gold skills on everyone?
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>spending carats
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>>556130729
Bah that's so unfortunate.
Late seems to underwhelming.
It has no good uniques to inherit and the accels seem weak.
I guess it's just gamble OYL+NSM? Do you even need Gale and Turbo Sprint at that point?
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https://youtu.be/3trsucD3LbM?si=-xCUtPi5eBR3LTa6
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>>556130958
KWABOTY
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>>556127597
have you tried looking at the guts facility?
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Ninjin purin!
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>>556130758
I have to do that. How else can I maximze my round umadol
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>>556130958
Notice how they didn't say anything about not being clankers
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>He's not stashing his carats for 8 years until we catch up then quitting the game because he may make a mistake over not having perfect foresight off a more advanced server nor the ability to understand the release pattern that the developers are following
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>>556130958
suka
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>>556130958
The Tamapoors managing to lose S+ rank to a disbanded club is very funny
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>>556130958
>there is a timeline where CunnyInc and Clover danchud succeeded in doing this
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>>556130992
>92
oh nonononono KWAB
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>>556130785
This shit is so retarded
https://youtu.be/Ft4-oI007xo?si=2QUFYG8ZFi5xr-l2
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>>556130958
>F2P and low spenders
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>>556131125
Is this the new sixty seven
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could oguri cap beat goku in an eating competition
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>>556131160
Bancho’s not that big
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>>556130958
>this is soul crushing for us because we put a lot of work into maintaining our rank. People might think T30 are whales who dont care about carats but that isnt true, most of us are f2p and low spenders
ANYTHING
BUT
WORKING
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>>556131160
great, now the uggo has appeared again
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>>556130958
KWAB OF THE YEAR
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>>556130921
Only for sprint to get 1200-1000+-1200 spd-power-wit
For mile/dirt I use kita-tosho-urara-mambo-yeppers+rico and 18* power inheritance
For medium/long I use kita-tosho-brian-amazon-R rico+rice power with 9/9* stamina/power for medium and 18* stamina for long(although I only used that for 0% speed 20% stamina umas).
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Doto posters are comfort women
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>>556131286
Check out SEA wages bwo
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>>556131145
At least post the kino QTs.

https://youtu.be/B-hOIbnOXco?si=lXGqi0zejdLktrda
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>>556130958
>botting
>lot of work
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>>556131221
Yes
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Umm when does S2 get good? Everyone keeps saying it's the most kino season yet I'm at episode 5 and bored out of my mind.
At least other MCs like Oguri and Special Week had fun personalities so their boring episodes are tolerable
.
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How many is he going to gaslight again?
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>>556131369
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>>556130958
>most of us are f2p and low spenders
dont believe this nigga
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>wtf anime bad im on episode 5 bad bad bad
Do zoomers really
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>>556131204
fraid so
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>>556131507
The ending was the actual bad part
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>>556131369
SEA wages is being hard carried by sweepyporeans so unless you are a sinkie you should SHUT UP
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>>556131346
GutsGOD... I probably will hold off medium and long until MANT, and fall for the guts meme in the meantime. My current umas aren't complete shitters for what it's worth, I'm in the 210-220 bracket
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>>556131492
doesn't this guy just regurgitate the gaslight doc? and that says you should double spark ntr so yea
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Pipe down bratty child
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>>556131507
if something’s not good off the bat it’s not worth your time
it’s that shrimple
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>>556131492
Does he spread false info? I find him to be the most tolerable of the popular people who make content
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>>556130958
>F2P
>Wasting carats so they can bot careers more than 5x a day
Filthy liars
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>>556131507
>anime is actually good you just need to go through 180+ slop episodes first
Boomers are even more retarded
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>>556131492
>people says Kitasan trainee is strong but she's bad because she can't use her own card
>but you don't need Kitasan card in MANT
thinking
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>>556131587
Who still uses the gaslight doc in 2026? People in global know more about the game now than the armchair expert who created it.
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>>556131542
I am very afraid of what the future generations have in store for us next
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For Mant, if you have MLB Sunday wit can I bring that instead of the free power Sunday card?
You basically just use the power card for the race bonus right? The wit version also has 10% at MLB.
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>>556131760
Sunday power has 15
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>>556131574
Look let the rest of us be broke in peace la
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>>556131730
succubus
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>>556131653
if your club rank is high enough ur actually earning carrots
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>>556129510
idk whats keeping them from just bringing those over

and if they probably do start implementing them, they'd drip feed them as well. fucking niggers
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>>556131846
Oh shit right
It's kind of annoying that when you open the perks window on the deck screen it doesn't apply the unique effect of the support card
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Some anon posted this yesterday, a good read.
No, its not porn, its MANT. I had no idea you could post documents on catbox...

https://files.catbox.moe/o8f6oe.pdf
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>>556131649
As far as I remember from the first few CMs this is the guy who recommends 200 stamina above what you actually need.
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Does anybody else constantly swap between /uma/ and /v/ma
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>>556131998
cute rice
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>>556131998
whore, evil whore and cute Falco
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I finally stoped being lazy and played the event.
God, Matikanefukukitaru is the cutest creature ever, I need to LIVE and RUN for her.
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>>556131998
>god i wish she would stop talking desu
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I really like this Fuku cards, makes G1 / spark farming much easier
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>>556131820
I mean her wedding outfit events are really good, like that time she danced with Tore-kun at a wedding
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2 hours to gamble
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>>556132059
https://youtu.be/8MrHKXs5b9Y?si=MaDgiLjRVioAZF52
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>>556131704
MANT will end and then you need kita again
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>>556131976
>A fucking pdf full of uncensored real horse porn
Fucking fell for it again
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Waiter waiter more 9 shit cards and 1 SR that I already MLB'd please
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>>556132228
BEGONE EVIL
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>>556132278
this is wrong mcafe isn't fully shaved
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heh
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>>556132030
nyo
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>>556132030
/v/ma repressions ended?
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>>556131728
it’s no different from the dumb in jokes we had when we were younger, like “the game”
it was equally inscrutable to our elders as the tiktok stuff is to us old men
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>>556132059
Good, shes the best and cutest, my orange wife
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umarape umarape
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>>556132232
but Falco told me MANT can keep up with GL
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>its real
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>>556132478
what the actual fuck did she mean by this
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>>556132359
stop pretending like you can read
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>>556132448
>>556131728

https://youtu.be/Zf_125ApDvw?si=gIMmOooxNuYeG9zm&t=213
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>>556131653
3000 carats is 300 runs or ~300m fans' worth
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search system is mocking me
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>>556132567
They say if you see your own doppelganger, your death is close. Fuku is implying that the other just died and not her.
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>>556132352
No need to shave, all umas do full body laser hair removal
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>>556131542
Is it ninety-two or nine two I don't wanna embarrass myself again
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>>556132567
>>556132694
based fuku killed the other one
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I am quite amazed at tge capabilities of AI porn.
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BLEASE FREE PULLS I NEED ONE MORE COPY OF ORANGE CARD
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jannetty week
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>>556132845
There can only be one Mambo
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>>556132861
she's just a dol now...
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>>556132672
You wouldn't a McQueen Cat!
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>>556132597
That was physically painful
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I think oguri fat posters are dumb and fat
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>>556132861
This looks really good, except for Falco but that's not AIs fault
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>>556132701
this is wrong can you really imagine hairless hags
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>>556132976
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>>556131492
>Roll for bourbon cause uhhhh she starts with groundwork (ignores every change to TTL or groundwork from the maintenance)
>You only need a single front (front heavy matches fuck with paces)
>You do not need to spark kita (despite her being a Seiun-tier parent and getting 100 pulls so sparking her costing 15k)
>uhh in KR it went like this (who the fuck cares?)
>You need ALL the race bonus (you'll have no skills)
>Bonus points if he neglects parents
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>>556132861
curren needs to be darker desu
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NO OGURI CRYER EXISTS
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The fuck is this skill
where did you get it
did you run a dirt race without me looking, Suzuka?
I told you to not hang around with that circle head
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>>556132976
proofs?
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>>556131976
this will be used to speed up sweepy development thank you very much
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>>556132515
brb riding dushevnaya until I'm sore from all the clanking
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>>556130958
How in the fuck f2p/lowspenders can meet 4M/day quota while being competitive in literally anything else? Those are 5x fan runs a day. No parent runs. No ace runs. Nothing. You end up with 200 maruzen legacy ukas and thats it
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Why am I getting involved in uma politics.
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>>556133148
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>>556133148
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>>556133026
All the athletes do anon. It is to reduce drag.
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>>556133306
another anon told me hair is essential to prevent chafe
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>>556133148
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>>556132861
>Miyu Flash
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>>556133108
>No Front runner Straightaway
>No Sprint Straight/Corner
>"I have this tho"
Suzuka, you're grounded
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>>556133148
lying on the internet? top clubs would never
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>>556133059
>ignores every change to TTL or groundwork from the maintenance
What are the changes? Are you talking about when evo skills come out?
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>>556133148
Anon the quota is closer to 2.5M a day. You only need to do 1 fan run/day and your normal runs
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>>556133412
This carrot yearns for dirt
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your umamusume is a slut
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i accept group B
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>>556127838
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my umamusume is a pure maiden
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>>556133148
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0 Tamamo cross
1 Tokai Teio
2 Kaichou
3 Curren Slut
4 Mommy Creek
5 Kawakami Princess 500cc
6 Shichi
7 Groove da
8 Mejiro Mcqwab
9 Mayano Top Daughter
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>>556133538
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>>556133059
>>556133486
Should you even roll for Bourbon if F2P?
100 pulls on Kita? Isnt Kita both a front valuable parent AND a forever meta runner?
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>>556133649
Anime Kita eclipses regular Kita when she comes around but until then she’s rock solid, yeah.
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>>556133649
Kita only likes them Long
Bourbon prefers Medium
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>>556133558
Anon...make a Mayano. She yearns to give you love advice.
Also unrestrained wont work.
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>>556133574
she takes it up the ass
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>>556133649
Kita is a great front for longs. If you plan on getting the smaru as a second ssr speed card (which is a valid move even for other styles since she is a good stat stick), then you should consider rolling for VBourbon and Kita because might as well
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>>556133795
in a pure and maidenly manner
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>>556133741
I'm not a 子!
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>>556133740
I'd assume you cannot directly double kita an uma?
>>556133842
I'm considering should i perhaps roll for Nishino cunny instead to nail all the parents.
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Actually watching the tard, see y'all in 30 minutes.

>>556133486
When we got the big patch you still had dudes here thinking that frontrunners required this immense amount of effort and dedication instead of being braindead to build due to not only getting groundwork very easily but also from having an "alternative" to it: taking the lead (though if you expected front heavy races you would have to grab both).
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crazy how there’s people in this general that just generate ai slop for hours on end and also feel the need to post it here
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>running fronts
Yeah, SMarufags learnt nothing
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>unrestrained
WHAT IF you make a suzurabbit and your ace front passes her near the end of the midrace, will it trigger?
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>>556133956
SMaru won alot of CMs lately. Rabbit smaru can push out ends.
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I'm gonna wipe the floor with Falcos, Taikis and Oguris next CM
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>>556133956
shut up bitch
no Pace promoted Pasa in my room
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>>556133353
Dependens on specific body features, but generally it is not really required, unless you’re fat or your clothes dont fit chafe shouldn’t be an issue. Also athletes work for speed, not comfort
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>>556129958
Why is Kingu cry
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>>556132976
I'm not dumb
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>>556133793
What is the strategy to win the Tenno Sho with 0 Stamina sparks and 0 Stamina cards?
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>>556133924
nyope, she’s still the same uma and cannot reproduce asexually
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>>556134119
torainer raped ulala
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>>556134119
She's a jobber even in bed.
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>>556134140
fatty
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>start watching some random isekai trash
>hear one girl character
>Huh? Isn't that Narita Brian?
>Check MAL - yeppers
>next episode, another chara
>Wtf isn't that Rice shower??
>Check MAL - yeppers
Fucking hell their voices are burnt into my brain now
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>>556134153
Pure brute force.
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>>556133924
I mean you do you, but I wouldnt try to roll for every parent because borrowing is an option. I'd rather roll for horses I actually want to train to aces and cards that'll help me do that
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>>556134320
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Oguri pregnant
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>>556131204
>he doesn't know
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>>556134119
she lost another race as usual
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>>556134349
https://youtu.be/X4OfSvUMSbU?si=vBf6ylT4G_YRMNqI
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>Good looking parent run
>Gets hot spring ticket
>Double circles across the board on Tenno Sho
>Shits the bed anyway
How do I respond without sounding mad?
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>>556134153
500 guts
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>>556128737
here
>>556126975
>>556128341
This thumbnail looks like an umanko closeup
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>>556134349
What the fuck are you watching, anon?
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>>556134361
>>556134552
Cards? I really want a cute Mayano Ace. I've ran her in the last 5 CM's.
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>>556134607
Cleric isekai
Satono Diamond's VA is also in it
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>>556126857
It's just a nice mix of an okay trigger and being one of the few skills with a 30s base cooldown, so it can go off twice in a race.
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>>556134657
Mayanos tend to love advice pre-debut and brick the run.
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feeling a little unmotivated to play uma lately not because of feeling bored, but because i'm still feeling empty after watching this peak called Cho Kaguya Hime... Kaguya's VA is Cheval btw... holy range
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>>556133148
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>>556134825
Ah, yea fuku would be really good for her. That additional +51 stamina would really help. I'll give that try.
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>>556134369
I think the right way to play is to lock in for two specific run styles and build your deck and roster based on that
I'm pulling only for pace chaser and late surger umas/parents/cards with great results so far
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>>556133793
i dun goof'd, thought unrestrained was velocity
but i cant be bothered to make aces for the CM anymore
trying to update TT
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>>556134657
this is my shitty taishin deck, i would swap biko for fine motion and take sweep or stinko
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you idiots haven't been building capricorn aces, have you? evolution skills release in two days.
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>>556134857
It's a movie nigga just keep watching instead of posting here
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>>556135017
I will copy this as well. I want to run nothing but small cute horses.
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when does homestretch haste become good
does it ever become good
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>>
do you think umamusumes get insecure about ear appearance
large small weird shaped
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fuck you
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>>556133148
>6 replies
>3 Oguri gaslight posters
>1 weird Daaby Oguri
Why were the Oguri tards drawn to this post specifically?
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>>556134349
>Sasahara Yuu
https://youtu.be/kOC26uV2u04
I wouldn't have noticed if I hadn't checked Curren's VA
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>>556134349
now check ramonu's VA
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Literally how
I hate this dumb mare
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>>556135173
it's good tho?
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>>556135809
Her ult only works on late
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i like to imagine naked umamusumes
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>>556135809
>running pace on sprint aces
HAHAHAHAHA
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>running a grass wonder parent run
>failed THREE G1s already
its so over
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>>556135336
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>>556135896
why are people saying to run her on pace next CM then?
>>556135963
I've done multiple oguri runs as pace with those stats and she always smashes everything
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>>556133942
Alright, listened to this sloptuber.
Painfully gookish to listen to, video is structured poorly and the 'script' is bad or doesn't exist, also obnoxiously verbose.
It's akin to being inside a 2000s era internet cafe and asking the Korean owner's son to explain Diablo 2 to you - minus the cancersmoke atmosphere.
>Took him 30 minutes to tell you there's a shop, that race bonus is good and to run races.

My only interaction with this individual should have been me, sitting behind a Browning on a moving helicopter all while I'm firing at his burning village and the pilot the girl(male) reading this is drunk and failing to sing Fortunate Son.
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>>556135809
regular groove is for surging the late
wedding groove is for chasing the pace
remember!
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>>556135052
cosmic princess cheval i mean kaguya left such a huge impression to me i'm still thinking about it for days...
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>>556136060
Her debut isn't 2000m and she always uses her ult, hence the name Cap as in Peak
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>>556134349
I got jumpscared by Almond Eye’s VA singing the ending theme from that anime with the invisible guy and blind girl
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>>556131542
Lmao made me kek
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>>556136060
Anon, Triumphant Pulse and Festive Miracle simply destroy ai racers in careers. They're stupidly strong.
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>>556134349
>watch konosuba
>teio starts singing
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>>556131542
KWAB
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>>556135173
When you have 1200 power and S turf.
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are we really this starving of a new uma anime
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>>556136462
it feels like ace is already is an anime character even though she doesn't have one and totally should!!!
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>>556136382
>play FGO
>hear Spechud coming out of Bob
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>>556135173
it's ok this cm
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hmm should i eat something or slowly die
umamusume
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Umas with male trainers:
>I am so lucky to have you as a platonic friend
Umas with female trainers:
>Let's hit up the love hotel

It's not fair. Why is it a yurige even though the playerbase is mostly male?
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Can we please just skip to the next long cm?
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>>556135046
Why in TWO days?
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Let's say I give up on Mummy's Hug for my Condor Pasa ace because I simply can't find a good parent yet.
Anything else I could look for in a parent for her aside from 9 spint?
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>>556136932
>hate long slop
>but I've won every long slop CM
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>>556134349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsfbabIxWuQ
>this is yeppers
wtf
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>>556136462
I want my Gold Ship anime already! It's killing me!
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>>556136823
Because yuri appeals to straight men.
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>>556136940
>he doesn't know
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>>556137043
Pretty sure I saw a Mummy with like 2 or 3 turf and 6 sprint on chrono the other day, doesn't get much better than that
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>>556137086
I am a straight man but it makes me depressed
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>>556137048
I've lost every long...
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>>556134349
That reminds me that Suzuka plays Mahiro
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>>556137149
I need 9 sprint for condor pasa 2 or 3 turf is not gonna help.
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>>556137091
Oh right part 2...
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>>556137162
That's because you're a faggot in the closet.
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>>556134538
Okay she got another one crisis averted
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>>556137218
As long as you bring 4 of your own sprint sparks on top of that you get the max starting aptitude anyway, then just get lucky
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>>556137091
What does Part 2 do?
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>>556136932
>3200m heavy
yeah bwo just fuck my shit up
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>>556136382
I liked having Rice Shower in an unnecessarily lewd vampire blood sucking scene in The Vexations of a Shut-In Vampire Princess.

https://litter.catbox.moe/0nv9slov60hi3uwb.mp4
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I don't care about training for Capricorn. Shall focus on making parents/grandparents with good skill whites to loop in MANT.
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>he's wasting his time making MANT parents
>not focusing entirely on grand live
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>>556137345
Blue-haired girl is Satono Crown too.
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>>556137332
Stam needed?
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>>556137314
I don't have 4 of my own.
The parent I have with 2 can get my Pasa to B, but I end up with bad blue sparks and shitty statlines by the end.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uquMbHzN_lk
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>>556137287
Maybe I just lack the autogynephilia required
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>>556137482
1200 stam 3 golds 1200 guts
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>this sprint B pasa won a lobby
bros...
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>>556137482
For Tachyon? 600 stamina 1200 guts 2 golds
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Mambo!
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>Air Groove late surger ace run going perfectly in terms of stats
>realize that my SSR never gave On Your Left
>random bubbles only gave me pace chaser skills
shit well I guess she's a pace chaser now
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Mom sent Oguri the onigiri she loved so much
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>>556137482
1200 stam 5 golds 2 inherited recs
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i did it!!!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAhs6Rs_UlE
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>>556137959
this is clockwise rotation from flatcarrot perspective
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>>556138026
why does she look like a traumatized trafficking victim at her first day of work?
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Equinox
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>>556138174
Stupid
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>>556138234
No u
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this is an evil ass spark roll
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Speaking of Condor, about how much stamina does she need in career to safely get through Arima Kinen as pace or front?
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32 minutes to gamble
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>>556134349
the shupos from buruaka are maya & rice
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>>556138521
YOU WILL GET NOTHING
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What up, casual B+ club Basashi has 1 or 2 open spots if you wanna join.

There is no formal fan requirement so its very chill, just dont flatline. Send an invite request to 850734315 or just reply to this post with your trainer ID and I'll send you an invite.
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I got nothing for the 1st 2 days, Cyjews give me some SRs at least like Tachyon and Windy
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>>556138634
Hikari...
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your dirt shoes ARE MINE
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>>556138454
For sprint, 3star guts isnt bad. I'd take it over any 2star blue. The lack of whites, is a problem though.
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3 days of free pulls left to decide if I'm sparking this banner or not
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>>556138875
Joke's on you, i fucked them already
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>>556138458
Run her late on arima, she'll live with no stam investment as long as you have her at genius level wit by then to farm the downhill for HP savings. I've never seen my sprint pasas lose arima.
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>>556138781
>Tachyon and Windy
i agree lb1 tacky and lb0 windy for me
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He's getting away with it...
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It was Oguri's game all along
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>>556138976
Do you run medium races on pace/front?
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daily disappointment soon
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Wouldn't it be fucking FUNNY if I pulled another one today
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>>556139035
uh... potentialbros? our exclusive gold accel? our carryover unique?
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>R card
>SR Manhattan Cafe
>R card
>SR Zenno Rob Roy
>R card
>SR Daiwa Scarlet
I have like 20 dupes of those three holy shit
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>>556139085
The 2000m mediums feel like a tossup for what's better since late gets you blocked more, derby and Takarazuka Kinen I always run late also.
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How long until the mega banner?
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have sex with your trainee
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>>556139215
2 more days.
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>>556138458
300 works for me, still risky and needs a couple of clocks though. All my Pasas who survived had 400 stam by the end
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>>556139215
https://uma.moe/timeline
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>>556139215
why is it called mega banner if it has no rate up? it's worse than regular rate up banner
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>>556139257
Obviously.
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>>556139284
It's called the mega banner because it has 47 targets instead of 1 or 2
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do not have sex with your trainee, it is against the law and the regulations at tracen academy
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>>556139284
>biggest gripe with uma's gacha system is lack of pity carryover
>character banners tend to have one desirable unit, one shit unit
>all-spark circumvents both of these issues
yeah bro, this banner is terrible for the f2p/low-spend.
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>>556138976
Interesting strategy
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Another Fuku Speed please Cygame CEO. Thanks
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>>556139421
does it have 47 umas with 0.75% rate up
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>>556139540
Sorry, but you only get one question.
Better luck next time!
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Anyone have the Mega with all the cryers?
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>Anons will get two hundred 1* and 2* horses and will call it a success
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Is Uma Stan good for Pace this CM? I've seen lobbies where all 9 are in Pace
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>>556139454
>Gamble up to 30k on unit
>If you get her early on any other banner then you eat shit and 'enjoy' the discount
>On this banner, you just keep going and grab someone else
Honestly they've probably watched some sloptuber's video essay on why the banner is bad and no amount of arguing will convince them otherwise because us textcels can't compare to someone from south east asia that's using a mid range temu microphone.
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>>556138995
EDEN BROS WE WON THE CLANKOFF
death to Indonesians
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>>556139707
same as it ever was
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>>556126074
I least I got to 1m before it ended so I didn't have to use my refresh items.
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Anons will get their target uma on pull 190 and stare at their pity
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>>556139707
>b-b-but you can spark whoever uma you want! It's 100% f2p friendly, I swear!
This is the gaslight of the year, I swear.
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>>556139823
>If you get her early on any other banner then you eat shit and 'enjoy' the discount
>On this banner, you just keep going and grab someone else
this will literally not happen to 99.9% of you
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I went outside and TOUCHED DIRT
I am feeling GOOD ABOUT THIS TENNER
I will be SMART FALCON
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>>556139823
This is a fucking psychotic gambler's fallacy. It's bad to get an uma early and spend less carats because your pity is "wasted"? Are you insane or just retarded?
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>>556139707
It's that or accept I may never have my own Tinyshin, and I refuse to accept that.
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GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
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>>556139998
Dirt, you say?
https://youtu.be/GiUCNRxpfPg
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>>556139972
No, disgusting, goodnight. I'm reporting this to Akikawa in the morning too.
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>>556139936
If you don’t think the All-Spark is good, then skip it.
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200 pulls means an average of 6 3*s plus spark
that's a pretty good deal if you have a small roster and aren't likely to get dupes
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umadacchis I need advice. My ADHD is getting worse, I am not concentrating for more than 30 minutes on stuff. I am not on meds.
Is this site or game to blame?
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>>556140046
"early" is anywhere between pull 1 or 199, you fucking retard. you're talking about fallacies while working off the assumption that you're hitting your uma within 30 pulls.
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>>556140046
Single target banners are for whales, event ones are far better bwo.
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>>556140079
powerful
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I'm skipping the All-spark for Chiyono
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>>556139707
the total rateup is the same. you just get less duplicates thats all
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>>556140079
Thanks Suzuka for reminding me to hydrate myself.
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>>556140070
I'll trade you
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>>556134349
Be sure to watch Rice Shower's anime this season even though everything goes to shit later on, the studio is really good at polishing a turd
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>>556140125
ich liebe dihh
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>spending 30k before all the must pull GL banners
go for it f2pbros
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I'm sparking Vourbon and get off banner umas on the side, simple as
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>>556140246
I will continue masturbating to the characters even if the source material is dogshit.
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>>556138709
AAAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>556140174
>pull 1 or 199
i got gold prostitute on 198 maaaaaan
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Your steam client has better RNG seeds than on mobile.
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At which club tier is flatlining acceptable?
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>>556140275
Raping Seiun Sky while she's asleep (she's awake but won't bother to tell you)
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>>556140079
Your Suzuka is now a strawberry cake.
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>>556140394
I got SMaru on the 180th
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FIVE (5) minutes until we're all curry chang.
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>>556140275
I'm not a whale but I could always drop 1k on some banners if I wanted to
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Gold Ship is overrated
There, Inside it
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>>556140259
Willst du, bis der Tod euch scheidet
Treu ihr sein für alle Tage?
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SHIRAOKI SAMA PLEASE
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>>556140597
Yeah, me inside her.
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>>556140275
GL?
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>>556139170
works on my machine
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>>556140552
I got Xoguri in last door of the last tenpull
This game is funny like that
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>>556140640
No German. Just sex, marriage and kids with Furasshu.
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>>556140640
nein
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>>556140726
It's ok bro you can spark an extra oguri or the 5th biwa you got while pulling for oguri
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>>556139170
obviously it's because fewer people have her than a literal starting character and the sloptuber parrot meta pick
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I still don't know why Flash is German. Wasn't the horse French-American?
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I can't witmaxxx, am I stupid? Rhetorical question. I've always just ran 3-4 spd, but now I tried 4 wits and I couldn't even cap speed. And I'm 400 short on wit! Granted the rainbows were shit. 0 triple, barely any double. Is it just rainbows? Thank god this run was bricked anyway. I have 17* sprint sparks, so of course no sprint inspiration. And don't say affinity, I made Grass wonder sprint parent for her.
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I can't farm aces until free rolls are over
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>>556140757
niceu would be a cuckqueen.
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>>556140246
oshi no ko is one of the best mangas of the last decade tho, and anyone who didn't like the ending just wanted Aqua to have a harem with the entire b komachi
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>>556140841
You are farming fans tho!?
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>>556140843
Always third in everything.
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>>556140835
Most front umas have wit bonus so umas like pasa and curren will have problem witmaxxing as in max value
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>>556140835
>he fell for promoted pacer meme
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>>556140831
Big sweaty German tits idfk
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>>556140757
Cute! Cute! Cute!
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>>556140875
>best mangas of the decade
>had the worst ending of all time
Roru
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>>556140831
>wasn't
Anon don't use past tense, Eishin Flash is still alive, you can visit him.
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>>556140835
you need speed sparks if you're going to run only 1 card even with that 20% bonus and all the speed bonus from wit training
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>>556140835
>shart falcon card
found your problem bwo...
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IT IS A NEW FALCON
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>>556140831
Thanks umagrok
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>>556140835
>that falco card
You need 2 speed 4 wit throw away that trash
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>>556140597
if you're talking about gameplay I think that's because the first two CMs scarred people so much that they're convinced that Gold Ship is an unstoppable meta monster which just isn't true.
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>connecting for 20s into timing out
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>>556140835
You are trying to farm Sprint A and Groundwork with a Falco card.
Expect to do 20 runs before you get anything decent.
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WOW ITS FUCKING NOTHING AGAIN
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>>556125697
I welcome the attempt to impersonate me, truly flattering.

But you should still kill yourself.
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Nothing
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I think sweepy should donate shoes for me
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IT'S
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>>556141150
BEEN
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3 days 3 dogshit rolls
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THANK YOU SHIRAOKI SAMA
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>MLB'd Marvelous
I consider this a win.
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YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
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Finally something decent after getting nothing in 9 days besides 2 SR air grooves
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SSR is a SSR...
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>>556141170
RAPE
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>It's *Connecting...* a *Connecting...* new *Connecting...* day!
>*Connecting...*
>here's your 1 (one) carats
>*Connecting...*
>here's your 1 (one) carats please don't spend it all :)
>*Connecting...*
>click club
>*Connecting...*
>no shoes left
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thanks obama
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9 whites 1 Gold
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Day 8 of getting nothing
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useless stinky green lady
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>>556140925
What blend would Cafe recommend?
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>nishino SR is still 0LB
>stinko windy is still not MLB
>not even MLB tachyon
i don't feel so good...
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Nice
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I want my 10 rolls back
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It's that easy.
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>3 days of free pulls
>0 SSR
>0 usable SR cards good for MANT
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>only 1 Ohayo in the chat after reset
what the hell, Um***o
this isn't like you
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>>556140978
manga fans say every manga has an awful ending lmao. from shonen shit to romcoms to seinen and others, every ending for them is "the worst of all time" until they move to the next finished serialization
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Thanks free pulls
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my TT score is getting WORSE because the top option is full of S ranks and the middle option doesn't have a high enough multiplier
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>>556141383
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AHHH AYABE IS LB3 NOW AND FUKU IS OKLY LB1 AHHHHHH
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it's over...
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>>556141546
oopige
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>>556141478
just for you.
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I'm going to miss 20 pulls because I can't log in...
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>>556141490
Jigokuraku and Ookami Shonen had good endings
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>23k carats
Will I have enough to spark the vaccine lady card?
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Next free pull event will be butter
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>>556141546
>581
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thanks for the free NOTHING
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Which Maruzensky is better for the dirt CM? Summer or Regular?
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Got one matifuck today
bye losers

smug_teio.png
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>30/50 free pulls done
>Only Taishin WIT SSR
Yeah, it’s a bad one.
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>>556141780
The card is useless unless you MLB it anyway I rolled one copy of it and I'm never gonna use it.
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>>556141876
You could always spark, you'll probably MLB her doing that. Oguri Smile.png
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>>556141876
I don't even care about matifucker but I keep getting dupes of SRs I already maxed and not the ones I need
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>>556141802
Brother I haven’t even looked at the dirt track yet
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>>556141802
https://gametora.com/umamusume/racetracks/tokyo#1600-dirt
Summer
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be grateful for free pulls
smugteio.jpg
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>switch to 9* PWR Digitan with fuck all pink sparks for this CM
>sell like hotcakes
man what the hell
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>>556142030
lots of brainlets search exclusively for 9* blues.
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PLEASE GIVE ME COPIES OF WINDY AND NISHINO. FUKU_PANIC.JPG
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>>556142000
Thanks bby.

>>556141985
You should look it, the shape of the track will give you a headache.
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>>556142030
first you get the uma
then you get the power
then you get the points
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WHAT THE FUCK
YOU STOLE MY IMAGE SLOT
GIVE IT BACK
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>grass guts SSR
Blegh
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>>556142184
You want it? Come and get it.
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What now?
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>>556142184
nyo
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SSR rolling wouldn't suck as much if it had higher rates than UMAs. You roll one uma and you have a brand new story to playthrough and horse to train. Roll one SSR? Congrats you have cleat material just wasting pace until magically luckshit 4 more copies of it. They need to give out more selector tickets and crystals to alleviate this dogshit game design.
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My Power Mile Pasa is suddenly getting a lot of borrows. Are people already training for the Dirt CM?
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>sweepy still randomly gets stuck on the explanation screen
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>>556142356
They need to release the SSR ticket shop early
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>>556142314
Kiss your trainee.
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>>556142145
Reminds me of this
https://youtube.com/shorts/hHt0TlWaG4Y
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BAKER-SAN!
I FORBID YOU FROM BAKING
LOCK THE DOORS, THIS GENERAL IS STAYING
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>>556142390
Never happened to me
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>>556142125
It’s a horseshoe?
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>>556142497
It's a quarry hole
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>>556142474
wish I could relate. annoying part is that its obviously not consistently, but when it happens it happens while I'm not looking to manually fix it, often enough to be a pest tho.
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>>556142567
>>556142567
>>556142567
>>556142567
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MOU JIKAN DA BAKER-SAN!!
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>>556140835
ardan fucking SUCKS but yeah 800 wit with 4 and wit bonus is pretty low
just... click on wit bwo
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>>556142356
The question I have is:
Did CyJews expect people were going to go bonkers for maxing cards?
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>>556142994
This isn't their first gacha game. How could they not know it?

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