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Mambo!

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After more than a week of only running her... choco sex
>>556142413
I did more than that

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Awaiting size anon's return.

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How am I doing, does my Pasa stand a chance

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PLAYER COUNT IS PLUMMETING MANT IS EOS

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chill with your image post now alright

In progress:
https://jiggie.fun/vUG25a

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well that didnt take long

got a SSR riko copy, only good thing to come from the free pulls so far, thank you cygenerous

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Digitan LOVE

>>556142710
did this artist take anatomy lessons from rob liefeld

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I need an uma that will just straight up shove her fat tits in my face when I ask

>>556142840
Hell no, I'm gonna post 50 images of *insert uma that isn't on global here*, and there is nothing you can do about it!

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>still getting dupes of SRs I already have
Ayabe guts is not looking good bros

>>556142970
I do this

>>556142796
You don't need Riko unless it's her MLB version, missing a wit card hurts you. But other than that, she seems fine.
>uma stan
based

>still haven't done the haruten mission because of training for capricorn

>>556142946
Anon, that's clearly AI.

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>get a 9 turf parent
>nobody borrows it
yea I'll be rawdogging ace runs from now on

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please refrain from posting new umas unreleased in global in this thread.
OR, make sure to spoiler it, thank you

>>556142916
>Where is the line?
When he comes inside then you are more than friends

hooray, got a 0lb fuku brick, worthless shit
BUT I finally got my mlb Stinko, now I'm really really glad I listened to that anon half a dozen threads ago who said to hold for Vega guts instead of blowing my gold crystal on Stinko. She's mlb for free, and I still have my first gold uncap crystal. We're comfy now. Maybe -maybe- I'll get lucky on the NTR banner.

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AW YEAH

>>556143201
Opera would post this

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>>556143201
Your post can't stop me because I can't read.

>>556143245
How wholesome of this single father to go on vacation with is daughter, warms my heart

>>556143232
that was me. i'll never lead you astray, anon.

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ATTENTION f2pGAWDS do NOT roll on fuku or NTR they are only good at mlb and for 4 months SAVE everything you NEED 60k banked and an emergency crystal in prep for Tachyon Speed. MANT is very f2p friendly you do NOT need to get gaslit into wasting carats on these garbage cards that give minimal benefits.

i would have sex with ayabe

>3 days until the all-uma banner
Who's going to spark it and what will you spark?
I'm going to spark Seiun Sky or Maruzensky because frontfag

>>556142796
wit kind of low can't recommend nsm. but if she hits and has her unique she can win

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...

>>556143373
Seiun Sky>Falco/Bourbon

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>>556143373
Pity uma banner is a whale banner.

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Would you retards watch an uma anime that focuses even more on a trainer's journey than CG did?

>>556143348
appreciate it, anon. This game really, really tempts you to blow early instead of sticking to a rational plan. The possible future NOW is very tantalizing and hard to resist.

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>>556143360
thank you goldship, I will save for Ayabe instead

>>556143362
We know, Curren.

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>>556141036
>>556141045
Ok... but my guaranteed groundwork... I have some groundwork sparks on parents but you can't rely on them obviously. I'll go for speed.

>>556142907
This artist falsified Ardan's breast size and made me put her in every dick. I mean deck. Ardan has 2 HUGE BREASTS. I mean she has good hints for pace chaser, needed for groundwork, and she gives massive paizuri, I mean hints. But ok, I'll just drop the sex with breasts and run someone else.

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>>556143360
>tachyon speed
>only survives for a singular scenario as well
>can survive with 1LB

>>556143497
Nyo

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>>556142796
>sub 800 wit
brick

>>556143373
TAISHIIIIIIIIN

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>>556143486
not when your stable is pic related and you can't spark Maruzensky until November 2026, it isn't.

>>556143373
not falling for it, intern-kun, you can keep your scamcha

>>556143415
JOBnopus
SIDE CHARACTERnopus

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>OL Super Creek
Thoughts?

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>>556143668
Oooof thats harsh

>catbox upload is fucked
aieee my soundposts

>>556143678
No thinking. Only cuddling.

>>556143524
>le tachyon speed card last only one scenario gaslight
There is no scenario where you use ONLY one speed card. You will be using both Pasa and Tachyon until Still in Love. The card has almost 1 year and a half of use.

>>556143373
holidays oguri is the obvious answer. taiki is tempting but she's also obtainable via legends races quite early on.

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Out of 5 careers with Fuku I have succeeded the first event a grand total of 0 times.

>>556143678
Nursing Handjob thoughts

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>>556142797
guy in there looks like picrel btw

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>17 years old

>>556143524
>durr the best speed card is only 2nd best its useless now

>>556143460
dont do it

>do an ace run
>get a sprint spark
>do a parent run
>no sprint spark
fuck off game

>>556143753
What about Almond Eye bro...

>no club posting
We are finally whole /uma/

>>556143880
Wife.

>>556143880
why is goldship fat and missing her hat?

>>556143524
I will roll on my beautiful wife.
I will MLB my beautiful wife.

>>556143735
I luckshitted Tama-chan, which is fucking AWESOME I didn't expect to love her so much, but that's still only 9 out of what, 45ish 3* umas? So my odds of getting non-dupe spooks are pretty good.

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>>556143886

>>556143373
sparking suzuka and digitan for metafag purposes
if i somehow hit both, then spark alternatives are ny ope, flash, and city

>>556143880
Breeding with this mare

I think Curren Chang is a WHORE

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>>556143373
>rolling on scam banner

>>556143560
This. Uma sex is what sells the franchise. CG had a good balance with Kitahara - any more than that would be overkill. Even a cute, female trainer couldn't save it then.

>>556144049
Yeah they are. Its alot of carats to spend sadly.

>>556143939
I guess you can skip SIL if you did bad with your carats and can't MLB twice in 6 months for Almond Eye. That would means Tachyon is good for almost 2 years lmao.

>>556143753
why would you use Tachyon over KSB? What makes her better?

>>556144053
undo it

Stop posting the bald chinkoid

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>>556144134
What if it's an Uma Uma Torena

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>>556144175
who?

>>556144201
Nyo

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>>556144172

>>556144053
NOOOO

I'm rolling for Inari One

>>556144165
KSB is a frontchud card, Tachyon is a paceGOD card. Other than that you can use Maruzensky too, there are plenty of options for speed cards. You can skip Tachyon if you're not a paceGOD.

>>556144265
redo it

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>>556142804
>Losing players to Arknight Endfield
>Alot of players getting coals the entire free 100 pulls
>Moomoo begging people not to burnout 1 month before MANT even started

The absolute state of the game

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>>556144201
I'd watch that. Belno would be a good character for that.

I wanna hug Matikanetannhauser

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>>556143373
I'm gonna help you guys out because you're about to waste 30k carats. Save for the Vburbs banner right after (of whatever upcoming uma you want) if you wanna spark. You've got basically the same odds of luckshitting uma as the mega banner. There's going to be a selector ticket for $20 and another one for $20 in a month so you can just pick the two uma you want. The Mega banner is a giant scam and you should only roll on it if you've literally never rolled for an uma since release.

>>556143056
>>556143394

I've tried without Riko but it was brutal. I could try again but I feel I'dhave to hit a lot of power bombs to get the necessary stamina for career. Not to mention mood events fuck you so bad.

I've hit 1000 stamina with the 3 wit cards, but I had 2LB Finemo instead of Arden (I was hoping for left handed and Pace Corners, got neither.

Is NSM supposed to be bad this round? On my tests it has felt better than usual, so many pace chasers means it has a decent chance of proccing at a good time. Besides I had nothing else to spend the points on besides Ignited Speed or Intimidate.

>>556143373
I'd have rolled for wife groove(wife) but I got completely raped by the opera banner so ill skip

I wanna fug Matikanetannhauser

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>>556144317

>>556144393
NSM is good but it's gambley.

>>556144308
I'm a frontfag, but I'm sparking Brian's rerun banner in June, so I want to get Tachyon too. 60k carats to MLB it, but worth it, I think

>>556144418
Wait 4 more days, you have to breed her on the lucky day

>>556144393
you can beat the arima kinen with ~300 stam on late surger

>uma ignores 8* ignited spirit pow and inherits 1* ignited spirit wit off a grandparent instead

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Late XOguri will want
-Corner Recovery
-777s
-A Small Breather to proc off of
-U=Ma as your back-up, though it won’t be as good as Breather

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>parent run deck detected?
>activate it

>>556144391
>you should only roll on it if you've literally never rolled for an uma since release.
that is exactly my position. I have 9 3* umas, and the uma I want - Maruzensky - won't be available to spark until around November, give or take how Cygames implements Daily Legends Races.
I'm strictly f2p

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>One away from MLB SR & SSR FM thanks to the free pulls
I'm like 99% sure that if I bothered with that all Uma banner, FM would show up too.

>>556144109
is digitan really meta?

I just learned about sergeant reckless, do umas treat non-thorough bred like second class citizens? I never hear mention of umas doing anything but wanting to run and "muh derby"

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>95% of my clubbros didnt do more than 5 runs a day with half TP
>15% even flatlined
WTF is happening with this game...
>>556144391
People should roll on it to guarantee the 2 most powerful umas day 1 umas Suzuka & Taiki

>>556144391
>There's going to be a selector ticket for $20 and another one for $20 in a month
isn't there only one selector ticket for 1st anni
you're thinking of the paid banner which is actual scamcha

>>556144682
Explode

Is the Gold Shitty SSR speed card any good

>>556144391
>The Mega banner is a giant scam and you should only roll on it if you've literally never rolled for an uma since release.
this should be every f2p/low-spend with a brain.

>>556144393
*Meant 1K wit, of course.

>>556144837
No, it's one of the worst ones even.

>>556144827
>you're thinking of the paid banner which is actual scamcha
>$20 for a 3* Make Debut guaranteed SSR
yeah no thanks. If it were a selector I'd be tempted, but I'm not spending $20 for a 10% chance it won't be a complete waste
gambling is a tax for those who can't do math

>>556144837
it will be good in *looks inside* 3 years

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>doing last minute El sprint parent
>while using ace deck
The game wouldn't give me a good run and sprint inspiration now

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I MLB'd the funny fuku card through insane luckshitting. I fear for my life I may be dying soon.

>>556144768
she basically has on your left for dirt so she's a free win in aquarius unless they drop evolved skills in 1st anni

>>556144807
>I never hear mention of umas doing anything but wanting to run and "muh derby"
Because anything else is outside the scope of the series
Umamusume is a love letter to Japanese horse racing and expanding the world building outside of what is needed doesn't make much sense

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you WILL pull for bobo

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your opinion on the allspark is, like the shopping cart test, an accurate indicator of your humanity and gambling habits

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>>556145068
>failed speed star last event
>mood down
>plan already working
Damn I'm a genius

Is trending in the charts! good in aquarius?

>>556145183
BANTSHIN

>>556145206
I bet you feel really smart by stating the obvious

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Sex with Verxina

>"paid banners r a scam >:( you either get a fine mowtion or garbage!!!1"
>Meanwhile an urara trained with a wit Shakur raped people in a CM room

>>556144813
the christmas trannylation umacaust?
the aislop culling?
game is dead, only ones playing are botters and soon there will be a 3rd extinction event when cygames takes out the sweepy's and thus, kill their own game once and for all

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I take back what I said about S2 being boring. Ts is beyond peak.

>>556145397
Winning Ticket is such a DUMB honse

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>>556145183

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>>556145312
I always feel really smart because I’m a genius

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>have a lot of umas
Don't roll
>don't have a lot of umas
Consider rolling

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>>556144768
Digitan has gold gamble accel on Dirt and she has good Affinity with many problematic umas

>>556145440
People really quit over Happy Holidays?

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>>556144813
sorry I already made my sprint niggas
also cyniggers didnt eradicate bots as they promised

VBourbon will be a fraud just like the two last overhyped "meta defining" umas, funnily enough Taishin was the only one who lived to expectations even if it took months

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>>556145493

I know it's bait but I rally want to reply
what do I do in this situation?

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>>556145442
This scene will forever live in my heart

>>556145619
Masturbate

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>>556145619
use spiritual (you) technique

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>Translation
>Not faithful to the JP version
>Botters
>Not a single cheater got banned
>2x drops
>Gone forever

>>556145558
frontcucks issue

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>>556145447
How rude!

>>556145493 >>556145568
>The weak (poor) should fear the strong (rich)

>>556145619
>rally
I don't know if It's my IQ dropping or autocorrect fucking me up

>>556145558
and yet i've never seen anymore post a CM win screen with taishin in 1st place. how curious.

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Bourbon finish your fucking chain for once

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>>556145479
Of course you are, my special boy, yes you are

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>>556145068
I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID
GIVE ME THAT DOUBLE SPRINT SPARKS

>>556145558
are you calling Xoguri a fraud? She lived up to the expectations perfectly

>>556145558
Are anons living in two different realities? Half are saying XOguri destroyed Sagittarius, and the other half are saying XOguri jobbed.

Uhhhh why the FUCK am I only getting 1000 SP after doing a career? Wasn't it 2000?

>>556145749
were you absent during the last CM? Taishin was generally stronger than Gold Ship.

If the game is dying, why are you still here?

>>556144813
How does half a member do runs or flatline
What is your danchode doing

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>556145717
>gay outsider still spamming that image for attention

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>meta this
>meta that
>my holidays
>my potential
evo skills in TWO (2) days, retards.

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ignore all shilling for future banners you don't care about and just use taishin for every cm

>>556145907
Worst Sunshine.

>>556145958
I would if I had her

>>556145538
if you have some balls, standards and a personality, you just might
>hur dur only faggots stop playing this russian roulette gambling trash over anti-islamd christmas

This general would be better if /vg/ had flags.

>>556145829
xoguri would have destroyed my sag final but both of them late started

>>556145797
Recognizing that you’re not as smart as me, a genius, is a good first step. Keep up the good work.

>>556146013
can you restate this in non seething ESL babble?

I want to run a front since I like my hag wife
there's also curren joining, but who should be the third? should I run front or pace bakushin? front would synergize better but pace is stronger by itself

There is something about Sweep Tosho that makes me want force her onto her back and start forcing vegetables into her mouth.

>>556145821
as someone who was there when she released in JP, she's not as dominant as she was by a long shot, I'll even say she's not stronger than her regular version

>>556146060
most boards would be better in that case, sadly the flags can be very easily faked and manipulated

>>556146102
Cocи мoй члeн.

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>>556145981
Here's your (You) :^)

>>556146060
Too many Kra*ts.

>>556146060
So true xister. Maybe usernames as well to make posters recognizable. Even better if we have to make an account to post here and instead of (You)s we have likes and dislikes.

>classic year early feb
>sweep randomly decides to do PAL training
>AT FULL MOOD AND ENERGY
>does it again 2 turns later
I need to look at this thing do it's job more often, it feels REALLY fucking busted in specific circumstances

>>556146143
I honestly doubts the ones we're actually using the flags against are smart enough to do that

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>>556146060
I'll use the nazi flag

>>556146142
>she's not as dominant as she was by a long shot
that's because global is the strongest server thus far.
>I'll even say she's not stronger than her regular version
no need for disingenuous hyperbole

>>556146185
C'mon, anon. That's the laziest and most obvious bait I've ever done. Why did you bite on that?

>>556146142
Was JP Sagittarius dominated by XOguri?
Even if that was the case, that's still not a fair comparison due to NSM. Going forward it's still speculation.

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>>556145558
I will roll for VBourbon because she makes my dick hard
simple as

>>556146319
@umagrok, translate this post

>>556146391
bourbon is autistic. sexualizing her is very problematic. do better, anon.

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>>556146391
based

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>>556146349
It was a pun

>>556146480
faggot

>>556146270
You are seething because you would be exposed as a jeet.

>>556146450
If you lose Torena, you will be send to the satono sex dungeons

Bourbon exclusively listens to autotune music.

>>556146525
We only know im@s here anyon

>>556146552
*change proxy/vpn*
nothing personal, mutt :^)

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>>556143523
>falcon
It's not worth taking, you'll so many stats from it. It's multiplicative so you'd lose even more stats than you'd think. The Ardan card has uses but ultimately the big factor here is that 1 spd is just too low. Your head's in the right place in her big tits but you just need to fix the speed card issue first. After that gamble on GW with parents, if you can get it good but if you can't whatever. And yes, Ardan is very sexy. Good boy

>>556146480
>bourbon is autistic
Great! So am I! That means we can have autismo sex together!

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Some of you are really boring

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I won't pull on Bourbon because I despise training front runners with my life and will avoid them like the plague

>>556146552
I was agreeing with you tho?

>Making thirdies get into debt to pay for a VPN would be bad

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>>556146729
said the simulated race fag

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>>556146450
come and get me

>>556146363
every mid and long CM was XOguri unique gambling and made the game very boring, while shorter distances were SMaru and VBourbon + debuffer or normal Oguri
people will tell you "half the playerbase quit because MANT takes too long" but in reality the game became extremely stale due to the dominance of the umas mentioned and lack of good characters and supports to shake up the meta

>>556146714
>autistic
>wants sex
Are you a woman?

>>556146729
>Winning Poast
Stream when??

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The fish are biting hard today

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>didnt get tam from the free trainee pulls
>still no SSRs from the free support pulls
my lucky streak has ended... my wallet will be forced to open...

maya or bakushin borrow

>>556146951
Mmm, burger...

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>>556146808
I just like honse
>>556146886
I doubt I would ever start streaming and even if I did, I wouldn't advertise it here

highest umanko quality

>>556146808
WTF THAT NIGGA TRIED TO FUCKING KILL HIM

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>>556147032
>I just like honse
Don't we all? No reason to call me boring tho...

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where. is. the. botlocaust.

>>556147057
>stallions have better umankos
What did cygays mean by that

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yummers

>>556146780
Every popular VPN is range-banned and has been banned even since when Moot still owned the site

t. brownoid

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>fast learner Pasa
Whacha think?

>>556147110
my condolences
/spit

>>556147110
Devs realized botters pay more than non-botters so they might let them be

>>556143497
I would watch an anime that's all about Aoi's struggles and growth as she has a massive historical burden, immense theoretical knowledge that doesn't translate to practice without properly connecting with and understanding her trainee Meeku, and also a little for (You) romance with the self-insert, and then end up with Meeku as the main wife because without her Aoi would never leave the friendzone

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>>556147108
>No reason to call me boring tho...
I said some, not all

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>>556147185
Just buy a pass bwo

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If I want to use 2 speed and 4 wit cards, should I borrow Bakushin or Biko?

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>>556147289
>*gets sexually aroused*
why are autistic horses like this?

>>556147203
just go with it

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Buono's buonos...

>>556146709
Why are you hurting me?

all uma banner is not rate up right

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>>556147562
there's no rate up, just a 3% chance of getting any SSR and the ability to spark anyone you want

>>556147602
YOU STOP THAT

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>>556147562
What do you think

will i be able to get ny opera later?

post aces and decks, I need some reference

>>556147185
Just get a pass dumdum
>b-but thirdies can't aff-
You seriously think the thirdies posting here with near perfect english are the ones living in slums and favelados and not the top 1% (family wealth) of their country?

>>556147635
>>556147646
then surely pulling on it is behavior of an insane man

>Bring Fuku
>Does nothing all career
>Shows up to give me +7 to all stats before the finals
Truly the card for the unemployed

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>doing a shitty parent run
>get a sprint, mile, and medium spark in a single inspiration
wack
why does this shit never happen when I'm doing ace runs?

>>556147562
it's every 3* uma up to that point hyper condensed inside 3%

>>556147728
It is,unless youre absolutely barren on umas.
Its basically pity pull for an uma you want.

>>556147562
in each 200 pulls you are guaranteed to get at least 1 of every umamusume

>>556147728
the total SSR rate is the exact same, you just get less duplicates

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>>556147235
I'd watch that too desu
They could do that thing japs do and give it a long ass name like "Behind the Legends! Umamusume Trainer Chronicles: Kiryuuin Aoi ~ The uptight Dragon and the mumbling maiden!"

>gold inspiration in senior year
>cool surely it will give me some of the pink inspirations
>worse than the 1st regular inspiration and only gives two skill hints
oh...

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>>556147434
That's just how Orfe is

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>>556147235
Japs will not watch an anime based on an imaginary uma

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which uma takes the longest to enter daily legend race mode?
I'm ticketing that

>>556147649
yeah if you pay lol

>>556147972
Anon...
Most anime are about imaginary people...

>>556147976
Daily legend race additions just about follow the schedule of the normal legend races, so the later they have their normal legend race the later they get added to the daily pool.

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>>556147479
How did I do that!? Sorry?!

>>556147845
meeku

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power 6* sprint 4* med 2*
Usable enough fuck it

Odds all borrows to dobah
Evens all borrows to flash
7 all borrows to fuku
Dubs I let TP hit cap

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>>556148058
I need Ardan so fucking bad

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I will ____ next uma posted

7 and EOS tomorrow

>>556148016
Technically its imaginary girls based on real horses.

What's sex with Fine Motion like

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I want Cinderella Gray umas

>>556148223
is there such a thing as non imaginary girls

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>>556147976
wife groove takes 5 (FIVE) years. she isnt even good lol

>>556148245
Dissapointing

>>556148245
Have you ever had some really good ramen and thought "man, this feels really good down my throat"?

>>556148096
You are overvaluing a horde of white. That eventual sprint spark you'd get would have some whites too. The difference to this would be miniscule, and then you'll do some excellent ace runs that simply miss sprint/turf S and are glue.

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LOAD INSPECTION!

PULL PLAN?

for me, personally, it's the incredible value of the all-spark.

>>556148245
she insists you eat ramen and dont wash your teeth before you do it and also wear a shakur wig

>>556148368
>plan
I'm not autistic so I pull whatever my dick yearns for
Now it wanted Urara and I'm dry but I'll get there eventually

>>556148368
30k
VBourbon save until Finemo/Maru after

>>556148245
Green

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>>556148157
For real! Me too

>>556147972
Happy Meek is a real horse now, they can make the story retroactively work

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I like Uma Musume

>>556145206
it's pretty simple
>if you don't have many (<10) 3* umas and you're f2p, pulling the all-uma banner is smart
>if you have a decent number of 3* umas, pulling it isn't smart unless your wife is the one you want

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>>556148368
>he intends to pull
What if there's a REALLY good banner in a decade?

>>556148368
80k
saving until summer sexshi

>>556148285
>taiki, suzuka
>seiun, maru
>dober, brian
>nishino
legends priority ezpz

Give me a quick rundown on what banners I should paypig on in the coming months

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>try whale lobbies
Jesus christ im getting brutalized

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>>556148285
>VBourbon and NY Opera all the way in Year5
fuck

>>556148368
0 because I'll spark on all sparks

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>>556148368
6k and a dream of getting both Chocolate Bobo and Eishin

>>556148368
31k
Honestly my main targets are years away so I doubt I'll be pulling much. Maybe I'll spark some 2nd tier favs like Yaeno and Palmer if I feel like it.

>>556145638
>"SEE TEIO THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU NEVER GIVE UP!!!"
brought a tear to my eye, so much for thinking I was dead inside. What a precious little retarded gremlin Turbo is.

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>>556148368
WTF HOW DO YOU HAVE THAT MUCH

What are you guys training for? When is the acupuncture card? I want to go all in on luck!

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>>556148368
>LOAD INSPECTION!
Balding
>PULL PLAN?
Credit card chan will need to do some heavy lifting this Valentine's banner

>make short distance or dirt uma
>run arima kinen (mandatory)
What is this humilliation ritual

>>556147728
The draw of the all uma is that spark is never wasted. Every spark is going to be the No.1 Uma that you want. The downside with normal banner is that you can go all the way to 180, then pull the uma on 185. Basically wasting 200 on a single uma (sometimes worse because it could be a split banner and you end up with 2-3 copies of the same uma).

The downside of the all uma is that you have to go all in to 200, otherwise it's just a terrible banner.

Basically, you are trying the best case scenario (you get the rate-up in a single 10 pull) to avoid the worst case scenario (you pull the rate-up at number 199). The worst case in all-uma is still really good, the worst case in a normal rate-up is really damn awful.

>>556148542
is this a real player or some secondary meme account

>>556148368
76k ready for the all spark, WITGOD has spoken all spark banner is great value for F2P and anyone with a brain agrees

>>556148285
>she isnt even good lol
have you been running any capricorn rooms lately

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>Get the aptitudes, low-roll wit
>Get the stats, no aptitude sparks

Wonder if taking four wit cards is worth it, Riko ghosted me until senior year this run so no Straightaway Acceleration

>>556148759
https://x.com/umamsume

>>556148741
this is pure investor brain
this is like trying to play blackjack to make profit

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>>556148285
>el condor tatas fantasy isn't even here
>same for summer maru
>and summer spe
aaaaaaaaaaieeeeeeeeeeeee

I have never ever seen the Director pulling the gold door on me since started playing the game on launch. Probably because I don't pull umas that much. VBourbon will be my first uma banner to spark so hopefully I'll see the Director there

>>556148713
You can get by classic with 300+ stamina and senior with 400 as long as you play as end

>>556148741
>>556148889
Isn't it a paid banner with guaranteed 3*?