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Sturmtruppen edition
PC Crew - https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/no_fun_aliowed_vg/
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To join, you have to:
>Set profile to public
>Open friends list
>Go to the crew page and request to join
>Drop your name here
>New Players Guide:
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>Vehicle Testing Videos:
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>Vehicle information
https://gtacars.net/
>Custom crew colors hex codes
https://gtacolors.com/
>Interactive map
https://gtaweb.eu/gtao-map
>Map with aircraft spawns and street dealers
https://gtaweb.eu/gtao-map/ls/dusojwwckst98g
>Fix car plate bug
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/507351780/#507956729
>How to get infinitely re-spawning ammo
[YouTube] Refill Special Ammo AUTOMATICALLY For FREE in GTA Online With This Easy Trick! (embed)
>Cover archive
https://gtag-covers.neocities.org/
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>>556146786
looks good bro
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>>556146843
Is mine on the list or is she chopped and cooked.....I edited her again after the the police mugshot but I don't know if it was for the better, may still tinker
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i want to give a try to the new odd jobs, even more so now that there's a x2 bonus, not because of the money it's more of an incentive to try the "new" activities.
Nonetheless i can't bring myself to start again the behemoth to actively work in a fucking videogame.
Been spending last days playing L.A. noire
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>>556162141
Firefighter is kind of fun. It reminded me of doing it in San Andreas. My only problem is that it paid 70 something k, which means normally it will only pay around 35k normally, so even with the 2x bonus you can make more for that time doing plenty of other activities. I don't think it would hurt to make the current pay the default for at least that job job. Afterall, maybe unless you are brand new to the game, that 70k for a job that takes the time it does really isn't asking much. If you focused purely on them it would get very micromanagey, and while I have no problem with their presence, I wouldn't want gta to just be a wagie sim. Ultimately the poitn should be to have something there to mix up your activities, but if the pay is vastly inferior for your input, then it can do that and be lucrative simultaneously. Can't speak on the other odd jobs.
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>>556162141
They're pretty fun like I said, I wish they paid this good so people had more reason to do them tho, there are many missions that can be really fun but the effort/payout ratio is so absurd that it's like you can do something that requires no effort and get paid more instead.
That and Rockstar should enable people to do these activities together, at least some of them, like there is no reason why I shouldn't be able to do Firefighter, Vigilante, Gruppe Sechs and Bobcat security with a friend.
Rockstar seems to never have fully decided if they wanted this to be PVP hell or a coop game, most times your friends get paid absolute pennies for helping you with a lot of trouble which also makes things difficult.
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>>556174046
You can, but only what's red and white here can be changed, so you couldn't have red, white, and blue on it. Pic isn't final by the way I want to mess around a bit more and see if I can get a better one.
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It just occured to me that only a personal vehicle version can be changed. I was using the pegasus version which means that if I use a personal cargobob, I can't spawn my tampa gt. Only way around that would be 2 players doing it.
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y'all ain't got the drip fr
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>>556146596
>How to get infinitely re-spawning ammo
>[YouTube] Refill Special Ammo AUTOMATICALLY For FREE in GTA Online With This Easy Trick! (embed)
This is the link btw. https://youtu.be/CgYG6JyMHE8
Next time you can click the small down arrow next to the post # and select "copy text" so this doesn't happen.
>>556146786
Of course not, that's why I made the tutorial.
Nice job btw, I'll add it to the site, but we need a small cover in between so the layout doesn't break.
I haven't played GTA in a hot minute, been having fun with Hitman Freelancer... but even there they Keitora calls to me.
>>556169232
That's pretty fucking great.
>>556179673
This is pretty fucking not.
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>>556180345
>This is pretty fucking not.
After reading the files I kinda want to go around the town finding merchants to run over with an APC or a Tank.
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>>556146596
I want to congratulate OP for a nice first time cover, I did like a lot the split shot with me and asian anon on the chopper, incredibly creative.
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I like Asian Anon, it actually fits. I also have the yellow catsuit labeled "Bruce She" (I associate it with Bruce Lee's yellow jumpsuit from Game of Death, for which I bought the enduro) and most of the songs I have on my self radio are Japanese.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0Xm1PWb07o
I think I'll get on soon by the way Anon, just chilling right now.
>>556198086
That's how I did it.
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>>556179673
Always insultin' the goy.
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>>556200929
I say AsianAnon2 because the first one in my mind is the other one that kept posting bikini pictures with the captain hat.
Maybe she should be CaptainAnon?
I dunno.. but clearly I forgot a lot of people.
EthinicAnon, VampAnon, ModderAnon...
There's a bunch of people that rarely post or just stopped posting.
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with jews, you lose
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Total Aryan Victory status: achieved
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it was a different time
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neat
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Won a patriot.
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>girl taking picture with something.meme
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>>556222945
and done
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>>556237102
'tis but a glitch
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>>556233896
>mfw still havent
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>>556241574
LETSSSS
GOOOO~!!!
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I kinda wish we got to use the fork lift or container crane for our crime warehouse management. I guess it'd get really annoying to do it all the time because of the grind, but it'd be cool if doing it gave you a sales or production buff or something
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>>556247136
>he doesn't want to be forklift certified
>he needs more than intrisic rewards
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I bought the blimp.
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>>556247998
They are pretty pimp.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik9WEW2o8FA
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>>556254115
You can use your Hardy for a lot of things...
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>>556252260
You called it shit.
You do not deserve the honor.
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I was trying out some more Bond things, this scene in particular
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>>556262953
On one hand some Merryweather guys in the back would be nice. On the other hand they would just shoot the car to pieces, even though it's supposed to be bulletproof
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>>556263171
I will be trying out some different locations, too. I was thinking maybe the university building could work
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>>556263365
I like it! Also, man is the DB5 sexy. My favorite car.
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So doing the Crown Deluxe cargobob shot is going to be very hard if I want to do it with a mission cargobob (the one with the longer hook) because to my knowledge, the only way to get that one with the normal jetsam livery, and use it during daytime to pick up my Tampa would be to get the nightclub sale with the cargobob, and when you quit a sale it apparently has a cooldown (was it always like this????), so you can't immediately reroll a sale. I'll keep at it, the money I lose is no big deal, but it might take a while. Not to mention, it again, has to be daytime for the shot to work (and not raining), the sales have timers to. You couldn't necessarilly just sit and wait it out in a invite session. It doesn't HAVE to be perfect but I may as well try to get it close.
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This >>556283465
Acid lab and Nightclub are consistent, the others are a toss up between
>waste 30 minutes hopping between different vehicles
>finish in 5 minutes driving a single truck
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I am trying to plat GTA 5, I just finished the multiplayer trophies with help from this general (thx). Is there anything I should know before going into the single player, like what pitfalls to avoid or tips for my journey?
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>>556284113
A couple of missions have longer cutscenes depending on which character you start as.
The one I remember off the top of my head is Trevor meeting Michael in Los Santos, if you start as Trevor you miss all the conversation that happens before he walks thru the door.
There's also the assassinations that you can make infinite money on if you wait until after the main game is over, good for if you wanna buy the $100 million dollar golf course.
That's all I can think of right now.
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Honestly, the hardest thing is just the tedium and needing to get collectibles. Make sure you use a guide and just go 1 by 1 so you don't end up with 49/50 or something and have to waste your time hunting down the one you missed.
You don't need to worry TOO much about the $$ aspect, as the only achievement tied to $$ can be cheesed by just taking the final heist money and buying/selling stocks 10-15 times. Every time you sell stocks, it goes towards your “total earned,” even if you didn't actually realize a gain on the sale.
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>>556285854
I'm gonna buy a Nagasaki Shotaro!
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>>556287946
Still waiting for that fucking car and im going insane.
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>>556285854
>Bunker Research Missions
>Research Missions
I'm tempted to schizopost but I will refrain....
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>>556288141
Are you two going the to the Valentine's Event together?
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I'm gonna post a list of the cars I currently have. Can anyone tell me which ones I can discard? As in, the generic ones that aren't super rare or anything, or aren't particularly good.
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Can a nigga game fr????
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>>556293305
In hindsight, I should've just posted a list instead of images. Oh well.
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>>556291962
i've spent 90% of my thousands of hours working for others. i enjoy helping more than earning in this game. default bodyguard payments should have been bumped up a long time ago but i don't mind. it's more fun making friends and having fun. i guess the only problem is too many friends and when i start the game i can getting too many invites. it hurts to have to ignore some people. can't play with everyone. some days i just want to be alone.
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>>556294704
>Can I put my hand on your lap?
>...Maybe
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>>556299253
I'm trying not to spam this time so I'm like drip-feeding screenshots so it doesn't happen what happen last time. But the reality is that the entire screenshots of the shootout had been taken all in the first and are just sitting there waiting to be uploaded.
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>>556298906
You two disappointed me with the yacht chair fumble, time to make it up with this free Champagne week.
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>>556299394
Oh yeah I meant to post this last thread, but you should be combining screenshots together.
You get to post everything and not spam the thread at the same time.
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>>556303169
Thanks, that's my secondary character, unfortunately she ded, so I don't have many pictures of her.
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>>556302314
>all that fucking work
im going insane
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>>556305791
I still have her slides, someone even asked for them and said they were gonna make her again, but either they stopped posting or just gave up on it.
>>556306004
Work? Just get a program that does it for you, like irfanview or whatever.
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Man I'm doing the firetruck missions and wow... they really dropped the ball by not including ANY soundtrack to it. I like Fergie but GLAMOROUS is not the appropriate soundtrack to extinguishing fires and saving cats.
I feel like a streamer fearing a DMCA strike playing this game with no music going on.
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I BOUGHT THE COKE LOCKUP
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>>556308192
Here it is.
She does need a slight fix, her chin and chin shape are a bit too far out and GTA doesn't like that, so her chin looks a bit weird if you don't reign those in a little bit.
Just bring them a bit close to the center and you're good.
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>>556306387
>someone even asked for them and said they were gonna make her again, but either they stopped posting or just gave up on it.
That was me. I had her as my character on legacy (and I think still do) before I moved on to Enhanced, where I made my character look more like my xbox one character.
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Every once in a while I get the desire to play from the start and when I reach around level 80-100 I get bored because they just become a gimped version of my main and I delete them.
I also get annoyed because its hard to keep track of the money the new character is making because the bank accounts are shared.
Anyway, that one was my first secondary, this is the second one.
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If ya do end up making her please share some pictures.
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Oh hey, ya never did post any pictures of her, so I thought ya never went thru with it.
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also yes, I did have a bit of a heavy filter going on, so that image looks weird, someone fixed it for me but I don't remember where I saved it.Also the green eyes are painted in, if you zoom in you can see it bleeding over the sclera
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>>556322278
It was before I started messing with the editor. Prior to that, I only got to messing with the editor on xbox for a few minutes, possibly days before it got removed from last gen consoles. It was when I began playing on enhanced that I started utilizing it.
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You gotta put up your soundtrack bruh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LatorN4P9aA
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The strangest shit happenned in the last session I was in. I was doing an NC sale and got roadblocked by merrywheather, got out to take care of them and my weapons switched. I opened the wheel to get a different weapon and nothing would happen, then I took cover, where it did give me a weapon but then started rapidly cycling through them all. I decided to cheese it to the last drop and when I needed weapons again only like 2 or 3 categories had any and they did the cylcing thing again so I couldn't shoot. Is this hacker shenanigans?
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>>556322278
Tried to make her as an alt, she cute but I do still prefer mine I think. I really like what you did with the skin aging and complexion, gonna use those settings on my main I think. Thanks again for the sliders.
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>minding your own business in a public lobby
>some retard tries to start shit with you
>spawn kill him with a sniper until he goes into passive or quits the session
is there a better feeling in the world?
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>>556343724
It's funny because something similar happened to me today but it was even worse (for the griefer)
>just finished acid delivery and am driving around with the delivery bike
>guy kills me with an oppressor
>spawn deluxo, chase him to his yatch
>he just sits inside it not doing anything else
>as I'm about to board it, some other guy with an Avenger starts bombarding the yatch nonstop
>figure it was someone else this guy griefed
>the griefer eventually leaves his yatch and is killed the other guy in the Avenger
>as he respawns on the beach I grab my own Oppressor and starts spawnkilling him
>me and the Avenger guy take turns killing him and we kill him about 15 times before his gay buddy joins in, who then kills me
>avenger guy kills the guy who killed me and I respawn my oppressor eventually and we both proceed to spawn kill both the griefer and his friend until they both became ghosted to us
I love moments like these desu.
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