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this thread will be worse.

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ace on my face

Why is everyone here so retarded?

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Any club that's looking for people rn? I got kicked out of mine two days ago for some reason, and I was playing daily

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PLEASE ROLL ON THE FINE MOTION KAWAKAMI PRINCESS BANNER
PLEASE SPEND THE 20 DOLLARS TO GET A SELECTOR YOUVE BEEN PLAYING THIS GAME FOR HUNDREDS OF HOURS ITS NOT A BIG PRICE
USE 200 ROLLS, 1 CRYSTAL AND 2 SELECTORS ON FINE MOTION
YOU WILL THANK ME LATER WHEN ALL OF GLOBAL IS BUTTFUCKED WITHOUT FINEMO IN MANT AND GL

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team spic love

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this thread will be weirder

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>>556162965
frankly I'm not a fan of the quality in either version, but I'm also a demanding and annoying cunt.

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Digitan is my wife/gf/personal onahole

>>556163109
What club? We'll kick their asses

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PALMER LOVE

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Mambo!

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Fucking stupid retarded ashen bitch

>>556163123
this guy sounds like he has down syndrome

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Are you guys saving up for Ardan later this month?

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Digitan LOVE

>>556163123
I'm buying Kawakami Princess.
I will have 3 ways with her and King Halo.

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I quit

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b-bwos the game just freaked out right now it showed me the successful training animation then it froze and sent me to the failed training event

>>556163123
>1 CRYSTAL AND 2 SELECTORS ON FINE MOTION
I thought you're meant to use those on Fuku

>>556163169
>personal onahole
based

>>556163273
does that increase or decrease his trustworthiness on a half-horse, half-idol gacha?

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>>556163373
NO
FUKU IS ONLY GOOD FOR ONE SCENARIO
FINEMO IS GOOD FOR FUCKING NEARLY ALL OF THEM
WHO'S TELLING YOU THIS SHIT

>>556163320
I love fluffed up winter umas.

>>556163435
>NEARLY ALL OF THEM
This is false. I'm in a club with jp vets and they said Fine gets replaced by another wit card soon

>>556163346
Hishimi and Dantsu wouldn't say this.

>>556163154
Don't think I can make one better with how limited my knowledge is with it

>>556163305
I might use some tickets on her depending on how the valentines banner pulls go. Otherwise I'm planning on buying her with my 2nd anni ticket

is bringing nishino power worth for the acceration skill or should i just bring another wit card

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Sirius's Jockey: "Silence Suzuka's voice actress is really beautiful" "Ah, but my favorites are Asaka (Espoir City VA) and Fairouz (Sirius Symboli VA)"
https://x.com/kato_kazuhiro_/status/2018627124882768206?s=20

>>556163170
It was a disc*rd club so it checks out that it got schizo real quick

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>>556163501
CB WIT IS AN END CLOSER CARD AND RAMONU WIT IS AFUCKING WHOLE 2 AND A HALF SCENARIOS AWAY
AND YOU RUN BOTH FINEMO AND RAMONU IN YOUR DECK
WHY IS GLOBAL SO STUPID

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>>556163528
mind giving me the source for the first clip (not maya)? curious what the source even looks like

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>>556163461

>>556163501
>soon
in 9 months brother and even then she stays good for pace chasers

>>556163634
I kneel, the original puppy

>>556163661
>2 AND A HALF SCENARIOS
considering accel, that's only like 6-7 months away

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What do umadacchis think of my first attempt at a Capricorn ace?
If I had any complaints, it'd be the
>Lack of S sprint
>Wanting maybe 100 more in power and wit
>No hot spring ticket so I can tell everyone I beat that I umapyoi'd with the uma that crushed their uma's hopes and dreams.
But I think it went fairly well for a first run. I'm hoping that the sudden appearance of a mutant uma will be exactly what metafags don't expect.

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>not a single rainbow
Bricked as fuck
This game is so dogshit

>>556163634
>Silence Suzuka's voice actress is super hot, right?
>Ah, but my oshi are Asakura-san and Fairouz-san tho~
Thanks grok, very cool translation.

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>>556162909
ButtSweat, a casual, B+ /uma/ club, is recruiting one person! All that's expected is regularly logging in, and not flatlining for days at a time (a career now and then hurts no-one after all).

Be a part of a moderately active in-game chat, discussing things like exchange rates, gacha horrors, misery, online shopping and more! Sometimes we even directly discuss the game (although that often falls under misery).

Reply to this for an invite, or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile text!

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>10 days till Saudi Cup
Are we ready?

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just roll for who you like

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>>556163661
NO ITS FUCKING 8 MONTHS

>>556163661
now explain the pull-plan for speed cards.

borrow fuku/NTR for all of MANT
tachyon to 1LB or MLB for GL?
summer maru to 1LB or skip?

>>556163123
I'm thinking instead of that I continue to hoard all my selectors + crystals then crash out on /uma/ when my cards are terrible. Seems solid to me.

>>556163804
>oshi
not even grok can avoid vtumor language :(

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>>556163662
https://files.catbox.moe/pnyugw.mp4 dozo

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do not open

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MY DAUGHTER CAME HOME

>>556163907
>vtumor
retard

>>556163634
ojisan trying to fuck young jp women

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guideslop tubers are never to be trusted with their advice. By giving actual good advice that doesn't make a player rely on coming back to every single video and stream they are effectively shrinking their own playerbase. The only thing they want is to give the feeling of being given good advice while subtly bricking you in order to make you keep coming back. which is also why you see them claim to not go ahead and practice MANT on jp version.
>tldr
disregard any information a (main job) sloptuber tells you

>>556163936
Taikis ult doesnt work this cm, right? Youre just running her because you like her?

>>556163821
is this a corner or straight accel?

>>556163109
>>556163815
Is an option if you're looking for casual.

>>556164049
trvke

>>556164049
I think Cafe should sit on my face

>>556163661
you only use ramonu + finemo on pacers THOUGH

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>>556163868
>speed card pull plan
Kitasan Black
Agnes Tachyon (primarily for 3lb Light Hello its a really good dual banner)
Summer Maruzensky if Front Runner Main
El Condor Pasa speed
good speed cards that aren't like, an NTR borrow are not in frequent supply
style specific cards dont exist until 3.5 anni dont think about them dont plan around them just roll on general cards

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>>556164220
agreed

i can boil another if you want to join B+

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>>556163907
reminder that any current LLM has the pleasure of being trained on a metric giga ton of online content, because everything written down on paper has already been used up.
>>556163914
>catbox
I meant the actual (original) source, which going by the watermark I suppose is bilibili. Sorry for being so anal, but I prefer to download things from the source directly myself, lose as little quality as possible.

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/uma/pyoi has room for one umadacchi!
B+ Club, no quotas, just make sure to log in regularly, request shoes, and at least don't flatline for literally weeks at a time.
Seriously, why do people even join a club at that point if they don't even play the game?

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healthslop "doctors" are never to be trusted with their advice. By giving actual good advice that doesn't make a patient rely on coming back every single year they are effectively shrinking their own customer base. The only thing they want is to give the feeling of being given good advice while subtly poisoning you in order to make you keep coming back. which is also why you see them claim to not go ahead and look things up yourself.

>tldr
disregard any information a (main job) doctor tells you

>>556164302
where do you find these translated shorts

>>556164340
unironically true if american

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>>556163123
erm, can't I use mr cb instead? my account kinda caratless and that also comes with creek in the same banner

>>556164049
>see them claim to not go ahead and practice MANT on jp version
There is no slopper stupid enough to tell people this. the reason people dont play jp is because installing a jp uma along with global version is trouble with the filestructure

>>556164302
Yeah I found it from bili after OCR-ing the name handle
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1o34y177Zw

>>556164064
NYES it doesn't work, NYES I like her, and also she is A sprint A turf scenario link so it's low effort S+ rank uma.
I don't like running so many races, I might as well get extra 40 speed 40 power 40 gurs 40 skillpoints for doing it

>>556164340
I had the displeasure of interacting with an Indi*n and he believed dermatologists that told him not to shower

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>>556164072

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>>556162909
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after she wins the Arima Kinen
sniffing Bourbon's perky, leotard-covered rear after she wins the Triple Crown

>>556164395
you'll have close to 200 pulls on finemo rerun if you have like, at least 5k right now

>>556164338
eh they probably just soft quit
i don't hold it against anyone to stop playing

>>556164287
Creek and her Va are really cute
VA got them "fuck me" eyes

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Rudolf was in on it the whole time. She needs to go too.

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>>556164358
Sadly not my [sound], so I have zero clue, sorry.
>>556164434
Thank you, I'll have a look at things.

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>>556163815
I can't find the club in game, so I'll leave my id here 722247754829

>>556164340
This when dealing with pakistani/indian doctors

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>>556163936
um gaslightdacchis??? you told me taiki was a total brick this scenario....

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>>556163804
>>556163907
Trannylators that try to (((localize))) the use of Oshi and replace it with pozzed faggotry from some mumbling wigger deserve the fucking rope.

>>556164395
if you like end closers youre probably better off just skipping finemo and going for cb anyway. Will say though that finemo is better for mant because she has more race bonus

>>556163123
what is the actual reasoning behind this
possibly doing slightly worse in a few CMs bricks your account but spending at least one, maybe two sparks extra in carats instead of saving them for a two in one banner doesn't?

>>556164358
Tracensubs on youtube. they TLed several character songs is how i found them. no idea about TL accuracy since the taabo song has some really weird decisions but it is a song TL
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/433ZNEflI3Y

>>556164340
This but unironically
>"Hmmm yeah it's probably not a big issue, just come back in a couple of weeks if it persists"
>Illness actually gets worse and complications develop

>>556164673
thanks

does anyone own the manhattan cafe figure with the green base

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I don't remember seeing an exclamation point before

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One slot available at UMADash! Join now for A+ rewards. And who knows, maybe, just maybe (You) are the missing piece to finally push us above those 30 botting paypig discordusing redditors blocking us from entering the S-league since the very beginning. BE THE CHANGE! Apply now!

30M is the quota, but (You)'ll quickly see from our internal resources that everyone is willingly going above and beyond. Knowing what's at stake (You) too will quickly find yourself wanting something more. We offer a gateway to wealth and comfort, but we ask co-operation.

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Sprint inspirations pls

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>>556164653
you don't understand how using 30-60k carats is worth the gain of at most 6k carats in CMs? Because i don't either

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>>556163305
I'm saving up my semen for Ardan.

>>556164607
got any more of them buzzwords?

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>>556164653
main reason being youre borrow locked to finemo for 6 months
and then her final rerun banner her and Smaru have like, maybe 30 days of relevancy so youre gonna skip that banner for the better one and youll have just played 7 months and 2 scenarios of complete poverty

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>>556164338
I tried getting into /uma/pyoi when I first started, it was kinda sad not getting in

>>556164514
They kept logging on for weeks, just never did any careers.
Only had 5m fans total as well, so it's not like they burnt out, they just never really started. I'm pretty lazy and the club was made specifically to never have a quota, so I'm lenient, but even I've never flatlined for weeks at a time.
I figure I might as well make room for an anon that actually still plays at that point.

>>556164886
>main reason being youre borrow locked to finemo for 6 months
so what?
>and then her final rerun banner her and Smaru have like, maybe 30 days of relevancy
what the fuck are you on retard

>>556164772
it's when you level your archive up and get carats

>>556164859
might as well just not roll until we catch up to jp

>>556164939
nta but at some point you have to kick them it's not like they'll realize

>>556164340
When my dad was dying, the docs would just prescribe a metric tons of painkillers. I adjusted the dosage until he said it didnt hurt anymore and it turned out he only needed less than half the amount they prescribed. It ultimately didnt matter but the messed up part is that they'd get mad at ME for not giving him enough painkillers despite him not feeling pain anywhere with the right dosage. Then he was sent to the hospice and the result of giving him the "right" amount of painkillers was him basically not being human anymore he wasnt responsive

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big uma

>>556163172
>kissing girl after she blows you
Gay af ngl

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>>556165001
Or wait for the flood of amazing cards coming in GrandLive and GrandMasters? I'm not saying to have no fun but MANT is not a great scenario to spend much carats on i feel.

>>556164587
why would she be a brick? Sloptubers are literally shilling El Perro Caca and she's just a worse Taiki by all metrics except the ult (won't proc anyway)

>>556165129
>ring light reflection

>>556164615
hm what about grand live? I'd drop 400 on the CB/Creek banner that's after MANT ends

>>556163821
fy wins lol

>>556165129
>ring light autism
trash

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>>556164978
FINE MOTION
GETS REPLACED
THE NEXT FUCKING MONTH
BY OGURI CAP WIT
YOU FUCKING SEATARD

>>556164859
Umas would make excellent riot police wouldn't they?

>>556165289
but Oguri Cap (as in Peak) has no wit

>>556164467
red shift

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>>556164340
What actually happens:
>doctor tells you to watch your sugar intake
>to walk more
>to stop smoking drinking
>to take your vitamin c
>1 year late
>patient got worse because he doubled down on not following indication
>fast forward 5 years
>wtf why did my doctor do this
t. broke several laws regarding reading patient notes during a job I had a couple of years back
People are incredibly stupid.

>>556165289
lmao

Reminder that every plat title is worth about 10k carats

>Overstatted and overskilled uma decides to waste one of my clocks

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>>556165289
>OGURI CAP WIT
never heard of this one before

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>>556165360
>>556165289
AND NOT ONLY OGURI CAP WIT
FUCKING
RAMONU WIT
THIS ISNT EVEN COUNTING SYMBOLI KRIS S STAMINA AND DAIICHI RUBY STAMINA
GENUINELY ROLLING ON FINEMO SMARU RERUN BUTCHERS YOUR ACCOUNT

>>556165289
We've gone into the schizo gaslight territory...

>>556165429
Great
Where can I trade them in?

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>>556165289
Oguri Wit isn't that strong. It's not bad but not nearly as strong as you make it out to be

>>556165362
holy shit they're canadian

NOOO NOOO YOU CAN'T PULL ON FINE MOTION BECAUSE SHE GETS POWERCREPT A MERE EIGHT (8) MONTHS LATER BY ANOTHER CARD THAT YOU MUST MLB OR IT'S COMPLETE GARBAGE!

WHAT? JUST SWIPE, BWO! JUST BUY THE SELECTORS, OINK! FILL THE TROUGH AND GORGE YOURSELVES, PIGGY!

maya didn't give me head

>>556165429
the saudi prince will come any second now....

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>>556164894
Gomen, anon.
The early days were pretty hectic. Sometimes I had to just sorta decide which of two applicants would get in, while another spot was already reserved by someone who posted in the thread.
Hopefully you found another good club.

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>>556165440
but thats a classic anon

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It feels so good to be immune to the Finemo gaslight campaign

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>>556163123
OPINION POSPONED

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>>556165215
CB is used in grand live as a second wit card after finemo, since she gives comparable stats and extra skill points. I dont remember the exact timing of that banner though and keep in mind that the scenario card for the scenario after that is ramonu wit, which powecreeps every wit card that comes befor her. After Ramonu your second wit card is used exclusively to give you a skill that your style needs (so pacers use finemo, end closers CB, fronts and lates end upü using gacha bourbon and cafe respectively)

CB isnt like that big of a downgrade for finemo though and the 5% missing race bonus can be compensated for. Again, if you love end closers then skipping finemo and saving for CB is a completely valid play (though you might want to roll for CB on her first banner)

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>he can't trust the doctors in his country
>believes what college dropout youtubers and dudebros tell him
Lmao

>>556164994
Oh shit, I can finally get the voice lines I was missing

>>556165574
most umas are descended from a canadian (northern taste)

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I still haven't used this

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>forget to do SIX (6) sprint races on mayano
>get roped into URA long while training for sprint
i don't think i can do this mayabros

>>556165772
it's a fixed pool, there is no reason to not use it.

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almost clicked on the genshin thread because it's at the front page and has an uma OP
thank God for making me look twice

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>>556165575
if you consider 20 bucks on a game youre invested in to be whaling you are genuinely a subhuman
you can't even blame it on being poor because you have a computer with an internet connection you HAVE TWENTY DOLLARS YOU FUCKING TROUGHSLURPER

>>556165772
same

>>556165649
Why is Witgod the only sloptuber that understands Global carat economy? The dude even showed his math in one of his videos, and the guy is fucking Japanese.

>>556165835
why not just do 1 medium

>>556165772
Wait until the 1st anniversary free pulls are over in a month then spend all three, they do nothing sitting in your inventory and you can't take vouchers to the afterlife

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I think you should roll for Fine Motion because she is cute and it's always nice seeing her showing up in your runs

>>556165837
>oh boy, let me burn my selector to bring my FM from 1LB to 2LB!
>wow, i still will never use it!
you hold till you can hit an important LB. literally zero reason to use it before that.

>>556165901
but then i will get raped by little cock...

>>556165854
>literally be from a 3rd world country
>unironically believe 20 bucks a month on gacha is not a big deal
Never consider the opinion or feelings of the unemployed

Accounts with finemo are consistent plat winners

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>>556165723

Asmon is streaming, finally, time to do my runs

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>>556165972
i'm retarded and thought it was the random 3* uma ticket. my bad

digitan probably smells like dried squid and cup noodles

>>556165772
i got hella lucky with my kitasan rerun so i still have this and my crystal
both finemo and creek at 0LB so no point in using either

>>556165880
as if you would be able to tell if it's good

you just gotta cope with whatever SSRs you get
life is like a lootbox
you never know what you gonna get

>>556166158
Untrue
I know I'm going to get dissapointed even if I win

>>556165649
even if you have savings it's stupid advice

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Wtf

maya didn't give me head again

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>>556166103

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Marry into the Mejiro family

do you lose more unit cup races training for sprint aces

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>>556163305
>hot af
>always gets an annoying debuff in her career
Just like Screek.

>>556166382
Dibs on Ramonu

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>>556164434 >>556164539
Here, this version should be better than the OG or yours. The spoiler below is encoding autism.
Not to get too autistic, but seeing how bilibili handles video/audio compared to Youtube is quite interesting. Arguably they're handling some things a lot better, but I'd have to see more videos to tell for sure. Either way they're a tiny bit less "retard safe" in a way, which I highly appreciate.

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Looking up the previous club of those sending me join requests along with going through my follow list for <=29/30 clubs paid off since a couple high earners joined.

>>556166382
who's the chaperone?

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Why is Fuku a high roll card, I don't get it she looks bad to me but she's obviously very strong

>>556165772
I've had nothing to spend it on. My account is a wasteland of 0LB SSRs. An extra 1-2 uncaps aren't going to help them.

>>556165880
I heard he's an accountant so that breakdown was probably piss easy for him

>>556166131
>as if you would be able to tell if it's good
Yeah, I actually play Global as an F2P, retarded nigger.

FUCK why are people on finemo all of sudden. Just wait until the rerun with maruzensky and brick your account

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>>556166479
Ramonu duh. She's the Wine Aunt who suddenly becomes super sexy the moment she's in a tight swimsuit

>>556166382
mejiromanko

>>556166382
with palmer!

>>556166549
me on the right

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>>556166549

>>556166382
Don't care as long as it's not one of the boys.

>>556165695
What advice would Dr. Satono Diamond have for me after I went in for a check up?

>>556166549
Digionahole

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>ma'am we are not checking your fucking papers, just go in

>>556166496
No specialty priority

>>556166496
it's the usual "card balanced with 0 special priority in mind can just decide to stay on speed every turn, occasionally" cope, making it a highroll card

>>556166549
me at the bottom

>>556166496
>event chain ended
>event chain ended
>event chain ended

>>556166549
She would 100% do this.

>>556166440
Damn nice. Thanks!

>>556165923
I think Fine Motion should jack me off with her gloved hands while whispering into my ear.

>>556166549
That's pretty hot

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Sprint CM is pure kino

>>556166549
Me on the right and >>556166650 on the left.

>>556166680
>>556166754
Ye I get that but her stats don't seem that good either. What makes her better than Biko for example?
>>556166782
The chain event is only 21 points on each stat and 77 skill points, it's not bad but it isn't amazing either

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>>556166665
She specializes in treating stressed trainers
Daily milk injections, administered orally (mandatory), vaginally and anally (your choice, can be both)
Don't worry about scheduling a date, she's already in your room

>>556165923
cute finemo

>>556166939
>The chain event is only 21 points on each stat
100 stats that are a complete gamble thus the highroll designation you were asking about
>it's not bad but it isn't amazing either
Compare it to the usual roll of +4 wit on the first event if that dogshit card even remembers it exists

>>556165923
i already rolled for her as a trainee

i love jfs (junior fillies)

>>556165923
her rainbow training voice line is cute

>>556166997
Am I injecting my milk into her??

>>556166939
Frontloaded +30 all stats
If she camps speed you get a decent rainbow + training discount
It's kind of like having a pal card that's stronger on speed but doesn't have dates.

umanko? umanko? umanko?

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nyo

how good are the meisho doto freebie card from the event and the MKFK card in the banner respectively

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>fuku speed is an amazing card because it enables the highest of high-rolls
>high-roll or bust is true forever, always gamble
>it is THE card for the truly committed player and rewards effort

>anshinzawa pal is a terrible card because it is too volatile
>volatility is never good, never gamble
>is is THE troll card for the truly psychotic player and never rewards you
hmm.

>>556166939
the energy reduction and failure protection makes her pretty good since she's a hybrid pal card. But She's most powerful during mant, where the early flat stats make a big difference in winning early races.

Wehn people say fuku is usable in later scenarios that only means she not absolute dogshit like ntr will be once mant ends. Fuku is still very much a mant card and will be replaced by other speed SSrs once grand live hits (Tachyon, Smaru, Kita, even Biko)

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>>556167365
>whenever WP anon posts

maya gave me head this time

>>556167454
You haven't read nurse's card effects have you

>>556167454
>spend most of your time in the game getting trolled by shit RNG
>"hello I would like even more RNG to pile on top of my existing mountain of RNG"
this card sounds like a great way to torture yourself and torpedo what would otherwise be decent runs trying to chase the white whale

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>>556167517
It really do be like that huh

>>556166754
>>556166496
its better in MANT because whistles can fix the special prio, and Megaphone + Braces makes every rainbow speed double stack 100+ speed

>>556167526
Always remember that whenever she gives you head, she's thinking of her dad
You're welcome

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rate my reroll account

>>556167739
Even if you have SSR Fuku, you're not going to be MANT ready because no race bonus cards.

>>556167739
Garbage because you'll never borrow any card that isn't kita

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Who to use my selector on if my Fine is 0LB. One selector will go to Creek.

>>556167303
Made for being nearly snapped in two by Taiki's hugs.

bakshin keep getting FUCK by riko because nobody on team has any stam

>>556167454
Fuku doesn't give your trainee aids

>>556167739
Looks like shit.

but if I roll on fine's card I can't get Kita, Machitan and Dia...

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>lb1 nice nature
When is she actually usable? Lb3?

>>556167739
for a reroll, this is very nice... assuming you didn't spend any money on it. surely you didn't spend anything, right anon?

>>556168002
lb3 for 10% rb for mant, yeah

>>556167884
Just save it till you get a good spook or accumulate 4 selectors. I got a Creek spook off my Fuku rolls so I can now 3LB her with the selector. Using it on a 0LB card won't do much good so just hoard until you can make 1 SSR usable all at once.

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Well, isn't this interesting?

>>556168002
she has linear growth
with LB3-4 giving you more Race bonus

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>>556168078
I forgot you can save them. Will hold then.

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>>556168112
>>556167672
YOO I FUCKING LOVE NOT BEING ABLE TO READ

>>556167979
If fuji was a jew she would have won

>>556167454
people really underestimate how much value 150 stats for free is (like 3-5 lategame turns worth of stats)

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Hokuto collab when

https://youtu.be/4Ah7wddPV2I

I haven't won a single CM training lobby. What the fuck is going on this CM...

>>556168308
well they're not free are they
you're using a card slot, which is probably your borrow, and if it's not, 60k+ carats is not free either

>>556168412
Those are umaJP property

>>556165540
I never understood why duramente was labeled generic when she shits end closer skills

>>556168412
it's been ages since I heard something from Hololive

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>>556167979

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>17 years old

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>>556168404
>Hokuto
I have a perfect new uma for this

>>556168603
HAG

>>556168494
>you're using a card slot
you're always using a card slot
it's inarguably the best statstick at the moment, when compared to say, biko pegasus, in terms of how big the expected stat gain is over the course of the run

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global is so fucked because they cant stop rolling on dogshit borrow slot cards like Fuku speed and acting like Fine Motion isnt permanently in every deck for the next 10 months

>>556168603
>can ovulate
Disgusting

where is Meisho Samson
where is Fierement

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Man the Support card rates are awful. I rolled 420 rolls total on the Fuku banner and I got 1 Ayabe. At least I managed to get 3LB Fuku so I'm not fucked

>>556167303
This aerodynamic flattie does things for me

NN is so fucking garbage. It's almost impossible to cap wit with that useless whore

>>556168603
>stay in the school until they find a trainer to groom
animal behaviour

>>556168412
Did they fucking steal mocap data or what I know half these bitches can't actually dance

isnt jp anniversary soon?
is there going to be any big reveals?

>>556168779
i mean, you're using a slot that could have been filled with a normal training card, in which case 150 stat points doesn't seem like much to me
of course, the real benefit is that you get them right away in MANT

>>556168795
i listened to witgod so i didn't pull. even after borrowing fuku i didn't feel any different. my borrow slot would have been better for creek/fm

>>556168913
the mocap is done by a short man in a suit. There are videos of him doing the dances then it being compared to video of the game on youtube.

>>556168779
funny how sometimes all stats bonuses are bad because only 3/5 stats count and other times all 5 are perfectly equal

>>556168913
bro they attend like 10 hour dance practice sessions

>>556168864
300 rolls and i got 6 ayabe and 4 fuku

>>556168832
>Meisho Samson
a colt during the Deep Impact era, probably too hard to adapt
>Fierement
this one is just a matter of time

>>556168991
>could have been filled with a normal training card
bro IT IS a normal training card too, that's the fucking point

>>556169086
good for you now explode

>>556168864
>rolling for support cards
He fell for the gaslight.

Fuku shines in parent runs and mant ace runs
You will regret not pulling

>>556169063
>Ayame
>Doing anything
Lmfao

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>>556169090
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
KANEKOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

>>556169086
That's still only 3LB Fuku so you're just as fucked as me desu

>>556168913
i thought you were still at the "they're all actually dudes with voice changers" phase

>>556169178
Oh no! I'll regret wasting 600 pulls to buy a card that will only give me a faggy cosmetic and a return of 50 pulls at most before it becomes irrelevant?
PERMA BRICKED

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can i beat riko and her goons with sprint tier stamina in URA med or am i just forced to run 5 sprint races (not even g1s) on maya
how are you mayabros doing this shit

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>>556168979
99.99999999999999999% chance it's Almond Eye, theyve been teasing this character as the final boss of Uma for almost a year and a half
she'll probably come with a card that replaces her supoka so she can use it
there's also been rumours of a 6th potential skill for older umas, evos included

>>556169105
she has no SP, speed/power bonus or useful gold skill so no, she's not a normal training card
her 150 "free" stats are not free, same as how riko's stamina/guts are not free

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>>556168840
hidebu

>>556168979
02.24 is the date
It's confirmed that we will see Forever Young's full design and VA reveal, the Anni banner will probably be Almond Eye + Curren Bouquetd'or, they will almost 100% reveal a batch of new umas

>>556169432
>It's confirmed that we will see Forever Young's full design and VA reveal
Wait isn't Forever Young still actively racing? How will the story go if he's still out there racing I wonder

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how insane would a track that is all corners be? i spent 500 hours in ms paint trying to depict how would it look like

>>556169357
yeah its pretty easy https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata?catbox=2jqr62.json

>>556169541
they dont have to actually write the career for some time....

>>556168913
It's just like how the dance for umamusume ingame was made. In their case sometimes it's pre-recorded or pure MMD, and if live, the dancing is done by actual dancers

>>556169178
You can reach 50RB even without Chinpo Windy.

>>556169541
he'll be the main character of the Breeders Cup scenario coming next month, 100% shot

>>556169541
It's just a design reveal, we will only get a playable FY after his retirement (this year is his last)

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>the most f2p-friendly scenario
>the game literally feeds you a usable deck of welfares and SRs
>"AHHH YOU MUST MLB FUKU AND/OR NTR OR YOU'RE BRICKED! (for 2 months)"

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>>556169541
He's gonna retire in this year's Arima. If Almond Eye can be introduced and not out in as a trainee for a full fucking year so can Forever Young, or Daring Tact can be introduced and not put in for two, so can Ebayan