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>>556166957
Andrew and Ashley are early Late Gen X early Millennial. Renee and Douglas are boomers, and Nemlei did a fantastic job of showing this.

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Another one?

>>556169564
On the one hand, making another thread is in poor taste, on the other hand the hijacking faggot shouldn't get to have a thread because he behaves like a spiritual welfare enjoyer.

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Noelle!

>>556170845
Ivy is better

>>556170845
She looks well hydrated

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>>556170884
She's pretty but too much of a queen bee for my tastes.

>>556171420
Yeah but imagine getting smothered by that peppermint butt.

>>556169204
Happy sex when?

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>>556169204
This is the thread.

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>>556172407

>>556171525
You absolute fool, you're supposed to correct brats, not spoil them even more. Ivy is BUILT for rough pronebone sex.

>>556172992
but a bit of brattiness is cute

>>556172407
>house parents logged least mean better incest anon god read hand issue jane care search
.....Do I envy Julian?

>>556172407
>Thiu gay boy
>Legal? Maybe. Clearly? Stupid.
LOL

>>556172407
>Church law
>retarded dishwasher
>artist hate kind nice brother
>Delphism ending particular conversation

Sentient. It's like a summary of the thread.

>/calg/ Coffin end together

Uh...

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Andrew and Ashley's relationship could be fixed with this one single action:

>>556175025
This, truly, was the Coffin of Andy and Leyley general.
(credits roll to orchestral version of Jester's Pity)

why there's other /calg/ thread with the same number

>>556175089
That's skipping a whole bunch of steps though.
>>556175465
Some faggot keeps trying to bake ahead of everyone else, even and especially when somebody says they are baking and asking for what image to use.

>>556175089
That's how it's going to be "fixed" in Burial.

>>556175465
its gone now

>>556179509
This is so unbelievably cute.

>>556179509
Both a cockblock and pussblock. Next demon sacrifice right there.

>>556179509
One kid being way older than the others is actually really fitting. I could see Andrew and Ashley having the first by accident and not wanting to have any more. But, after several years of realizing that they can be good parents, they have more

>>556180037
No, Ashley will love her inbred children.

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>>556180627
guys literally only want one thing and it's disgusting

>>556181098
Nothing like a hug from your snugglebug imoutie cutie patootie

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>Þiu
>&rew
>Æley

>>556181584
Millhouse-tier desu

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>>556181584
no

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Have you ever thought about the absurdity of legalized homosexuality but illegal incest? Statistically most incestuous relationships have to be between members of different sexes, because most people are heterosexual. How is it that we allow sexual relationships that involve gross butt stuff and and ban sexual relations that are more often than not between a man and a woman that just so happen to share a little too much DNA?

And trans stuff? You can legally get yourself surgically altered to resemble the sex you prefer and legally change your gender, but you can't kiss your sister on the lips? What bullshit.

I don't even have a sister, but I'll defend to the death your right to fuck yours.

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Actually gay

>>556179892
>pussblock
the term is clam jam

>>556184618
>clam jam
awful phrasing

>>556184618
Sounds terrible and vomit-inducing, please never try to make this catch on.

>>556183262
Believe me, that shit practically lives in my head rent free and is my second most prevalent shower thought behind "how the fuck did I not realize she was into me when she literally sat on my fucking lap." It's not even that gays get to have rights, my issue is the completely asinine logic used to justify it. It was ruled that fornication laws were unconstitutional by virtue of the 14th amendment, but this does not apply to consensual incest as (paraphrased), "There exists an element of harm." For reference, in many states it's practically impossible to prosecute somebody for INTENTIONALLY infecting someone with HIV via unprotected sex. Additionally, gay men are ~12.6 times more likely to contract HIV in their lifetime (~14.3% averaged across races, gay blacks are ~33% FYI) compared to the odds of a randomly selected western european sibling pair producing a child with cystic fibrosis.

You know, since the issue is "element of harm."

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Slow calgee is slow

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What is your preferred Better Half ending?

when the fuck will this game be fully released? it's a fucking rpgmaker game and its been years

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>>556193094

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>>556192087
Merge has always been my favorite, it's the one I think about the most. There's something very melancholic about it that sticks with me. Thiu has the memory of being split and learning to love and be loved by each of his halves, but it's something in the past. He carries those memories into the future as he tries his best to become a normal person

>>556192087
Marriage ending all the way. The narrator making fun of them is irrelevant, because they're happy.

>>556185373
>>556185423
it's.. the standard term, anons.
sorry, i don't make the rules

>>556193630
It's bloody horrific is what it is
There must be any number of possible alternatives

>>556193946
be the change you want to see

>>556185585
>"how the fuck did I not realize she was into me when she literally sat on my fucking lap."

lmao, we all know that feel

>>556194000
twat means both vagina, to strike and acts as an insult
twat twat?
cunt flunk?
marry parry?

You know I used to think snow sprite lovers were the problem but obviously these Noelle piss guys are just never going to stop I’m not sure I’m going to last much more before I lose it

>>556194483
it has to rhyme, so cunt flunk is out
twat twat is just too redundant
marry parry implies infidelity

how about cunt punt?

>>556194680
That's already taken.

>>556194545
You sound pissed on. Off, I meant off.

>>556172407
Why was "Andrew" so rare in the last thread?

>>556194780
so is clam jam
not only is it the opposite gender term for a cockblock, its also the opposite gender term for sausage fest

>>556193630
this nasty nigga eats clam jam

>>556185585
Fucking a man in the ass and getting a shitborne disease or tearing their anus and killing them via a shitborne disease is completely legal, yet fucking your sister in the pussy is illegal (you can still legally fuck her in the ass though). Why does the law love sodomy so much?

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>>556195215
>Why does the law love sodomy so much?
Stop being antisemitic.

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>>556195092
>this nigga doesn't eat his sister's clam jam

>>556195338
Too busy being tongue-deep in her fart pipe

>>556195215
You know why...

>>556195402
you mean her turd cutter?

>>556195464
No, no I was talking about the shitbox.

>>556195524
ah, the ol' brown eye.

>>556194362
no not me. no girl was ever retarded enough to ever even brush fingers while handing me something.

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>>556194362
>lmao, we all know that feel
I don't

>>556195215
I should like to fuck my sister in the ass.

>>556194887
clam jam just sounds disgusting like it's her period

checked a thesaurus for synonyms
https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english-thesaurus/block
but we'd need another for vag

minge infringe?

>>556197295
>minge infringe?
three syllables, too long
it's gotta be just two, like cockblock

>>556197352
What words for vag could work with bar, foil or check?

>>556197564
foid foil?
box bar?

there's gotta be an adjective that works with muff, box, or gash or clunge

>>556197564
She got hole trolled

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JUST CALL IT COCKBLOCKING YOU RETARDS, IT'S PERFECTLY GENDER NEUTRAL JUST LIKE SAYING "GUYS" TO AN AUDIENCE OF WOMEN, CALLING A WOMAN "DUDE", CALLING A WOMAN "BRO", OR A WOMAN SAYING "SUCK MY DICK".

>>556198183
You can block my cock, Ashley

>>556197952
Oh I like this one, let's add it to the shortlist

>>556198572
Please do not make Ashley cockfight

>>556198648
I was going to take this in the direction of propositioning Ashley to give me a happy ending, but now I'm thinking about her girlcock

>>556195694
>>556196508
It's far more likely you never noticed than that it never happened.

>>556199056
Anon, some of us have really never had any female friends

>>556198183
Cockblocked still works for girls, you just blocked her from getting cock instead of sticking one in something.

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>>556198854
I was thinking of the Filipino pastime

>>556197846
box block or box stop?
we could use many hockey puns

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>>556198183
Am I the only one here who finds it hot when girls say "suck my dick"? I'm not imagining them actually having a penis, but women being so aggressive and demanding that you service them activates my retriever energy.

>>556199289
Yeah, I know. I'm just a pervert

>>556197952
>>556199407
Box block and hole troll are winners in my book. I'm grateful that /calg/ hosts the greatest minds on the internet.

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I joined the BH discord and this is the first thing I saw immediately

>>556202002
>discord
ew
>bh discord
you need jesus

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>>556202002
6-7!

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>>556202121
That's the number of years in prison I'm getting for your "accidental" drowning.

>>556202121
probably the lamest meme to have ever existed

>>556199056
Half the population of this general are Thius

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Light Thiu, dark Thiu, faux Thiu, real Thiu
Real Thiu, poor Thiu, house Thiu, field Thiu
Still Thiu
Still Thiu

>>556203957
sevenengi single-handedly carrying this fanbase

>>556204082
>25/07/2024

>>556202792
I'm not letting anyone take my virginity. It's MY virginity! Get your own!

>>556205613
I already have my own virginity, I need someone else's!

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I hate my kids.

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>>556205613
>losing my virginity?
>no way, I never lose!

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>>556207670
This may be the only aspect in which Thiu is not a loser.

>>556208276
False. He also won my heart.

The next update will be on Valentine's Day.

The next update will be whenever I choose it to be. I'm not beholden to your timeline.

The next update will be shoved up anon's ass while they sleep

Not to be crass, but I need Ashley's hot bitch lips wrapped around my cock

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>"CLANKERS!!!"

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>>556211963

>>556211654
Understood. The year 2036 has been noted.

>>556212562
He should've won

>>556211963
Are you Andrew?

>>556215517
No, and it is absolutely critical that I am not

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>>556215856

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God I wish I was Ashley's brother.

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>>556219287
were*

>>556219330
Is it really "were"? That doesn't sound right

>>556219330
were in that context is past tense.

>>556219396
>>556219459
"were" is the subjunctive copula regardless of number or tense.

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God I wish Ashley were my sister.

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>>556219507
>subjunctive copula
shut the fuck up, nerd

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>>556219507
>subjunctive copula
*shoves you in a locker*

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https://x.com/TaRid__/status/2018692909919277448

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>>556219507
We should subjunctively copulate.

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Thiuposters RUN this general

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I was going to make an edit of Tatl and Tael but instead edit Tal and Lua on them, but then I actually discovered Tael is the younger sibling ao It wouldn't make sense.

>>556221409
Ashley would wear Majora's Mask and nothing would change

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how do I achieve pic related with my adult sister?

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I don't want Ashley as my sister. I love my sister as who she is now

>>556222926
Grab her cheeks and compliment her when she's all prettied up to go out?

>>556223936
I can do that when we're drunk but it's not the same without the bow...

>>556224047
Give her a bow with the excuse that it caught your eye, and tell her she'd look nice in it.
(This post is not sister advice. I am not a sister. You should consult a sister who is licensed to practice being cute in your jurisdiction.)

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>>556224047
I like what anon said about gifting it to her and telling her you think it would look cute on her, but I would add a fat jiggly asterisk to that and say that depends largely on your rapport with her and how out of the norm it is. If that's something that she would consider extremely unusual, I would wait for an opportunity to lament about how women don't wear bows any more because they look insanely cute with them.
>>556224715
>You should consult a sister who is licensed to practice being cute in your jurisdiction
I take it you're not a Clapistani, so I forgive your ignorance on the matter, but cuteness licenses were ruled unconstitutional near the end of the 19th century due to it placing limitations on a factor that is beyond a sister's control; in effect a sister would require a license to merely exist, and as far as I'm aware the only country that does this is the UK.

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>>556220743
What kind of cheesy lines like this are Andrew and Ashley going to jokingly use when they get together?

>>556222781
I'm still waiting on a Link/Zelda version of Andrew/Ashley redraw. Either no one's actually made one, or someone has and its lost.

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>>556227448
Pic related except switch their names.

>>556228247
There can't possibly not be one, it's probably lurking in the archives somewhere.

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>>556228989
Sisters loev citrus. Sistrus, if you will.

>>556230514
Sisters in estrus...

>>556169204
>#519
Why does this general still exist

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>>556230930

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>>556169204
Erogaki Asher! Groping big sister Andrea! Sex with big sister's with optional consent! Sex woo sex!!!

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>>556230930
Why shouldn't it?

>>556230989
Its not

>>556231000
VtbkKf?

>>556231134
It is.

>>556231364
Reminder the right thing to do if you meet these two is shoot them. You are most likely in a self defense situation.

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>>556172407
HUSSIES WILL BE OUTLAWED!!

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>>556232602
The forbidden fruit is the sweetest one

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>>556233367
Agreed!

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>>556233367

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>>556232602
>>556233367
>Illegal Julia

>>556233367
>>556233550
Why does Julia always hold her hands like this as if she is handcuffed?

>>556231861
If you see them, you are probably already dead or have been sacrificed to a demon.

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>>556234114
Encouragement!

>>556234114
It’s just a reflex after getting arrested so many times for selling drugs.

>>556235620
>Julia is the pharmacist that sells coke under the table that Vivian mentions

>>556170845
urine sprite

>>556219570
Having a hot sister must be some sort of hell if you're aware of how good her body is

>>556228247
I have seen it, I swear I have
but I may have imagined it

>>556230514
ashley misstook a seville orange for a normal orange...
been there

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I will never have a brother...

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>>556240768
Stop being so dramatic, Ashley

>>556240768
Hello madam, are you looking to give birth in 2026?

>>556240768
Tell your parents to make you one.

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>>556242678
Too late. My mom is a HAG!!

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I was cooking dinner, and thought I'd make some coffee while I was at it because I was feeling sleepy earlier. So I started making a cup, but turned my attention to the soup on the stove and momentarily forgot about the coffee machine which simply kept going, so when I turned back the cup was overflowing and coffee was spilling everywhere. Fuck my life, this is the worst thing to have ever happened to anyone

>>556242890
So your brother might end up having Down syndrome. Big deal.

>>556243076
How the fuck does the coffee machine overflow? Isn't it supposed to created a measured amount?

>>556243229
No, you press a button to start pouring coffee and then press it again to make it stop. That lets you use cups of different sizes, but if you forget to make it stop it will just keep going. There are models that automatically turn off after a minute to prevent this sort of thing, but mine doesn't.

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I want to deflower Ashley!

>>556243596
How does the machine know when the grounds should be swapped?

>>556243825
We know, Andrew

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>>556172530
Bring in your Bible for this demon is lust incarnate!

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>>556179892
>Next demon sacrifice right there.
She's gonna be filled like a turkey and served for Christmas dinner!

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>>556243825
I mean she may be weird but I'm still surprised Ashley hasn't already broken her hymen either experimenting with herself or giving it to anyone who can be nice to her. I still refuse to believe a pretty girl like her can be single at her age, was it different in the 90's? Were women pure back then?

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>>556243884
You are probably thinking of a different type of coffee machine. Mine's apparently known as an espresso machine. You put ground coffee into that into that spoon-like filter thing and manually insert and remove it, and the machine squeezes hot water through it. I have no experience with any other types.

>>556240768
>>556242890
Ask your dad to give you one?

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>>556244629
Exactly the one I use. Delicious espresso is great to start the day

>>556244281
>were things different
we hadn't reached peak hoification by that point
social media really accelerated the problem

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>>556244281
Play the game.

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>>556245643
Damn truly missed out on blessed times. All girls my age I know have been ran through several times. There was even this competition to see which girl could "milk" the most men in an hour they played in our teenage years.
Ashley truly is out of this world now, which is a shame. How can we protect our sisters from degeneracy, anon?

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>>556244281
I love how Nem draws Ashley. Her rounded cheeks truly make her look like the "face of an angel", in a cute sort of way and her personality and expression makes her look nasty at the same time. Such a nice contrast, how could Nemlei achieve such a perfect girl?

>>556246887
>...I-I was watching you shower

>>556246887
>The light flared radiantley as Andrew cheekiley squeezed his sister's cheeks.

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What other games do you play, anon? And anything similar to Coffin?
>>556169536
What age would they be now?

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>>556249872
Youngest they'd be is 46 and 44 if the game takes place in the early 2000s.

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>>556232602
FUCK THE POLICE

>>556250661
She hates the police, her dad has sex with niggers, and her sister is probably part of antifa.

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>>556251305
wouldnt ashley hate the police given their context too?

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>>556251305
That's right, chud. Julia stands up to fascism and bigotry

Please, make up your minds already. Is Julia a religious, shy girl or a leftist crackhead?

>>556253691
She had sex with Andrew and let him live with her before marriage, she is definitely not religious.

>>556253973
She was expecting marriage, which is how most Christian women lose their virginity.
>surely this high school Chad will marry me
lol
lmao

>>556253691
i'd say a mix of certain traits from all of them

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never forget

>>556244281
Hymens aren't always indicative of virginity. Apparently they're somewhat easy to break, and a lot of times women do it on accident or not even intentionally. Even heard an anecdote of a women who brokes her when she was 12 by stepping off ber bicycle awkwardly.

Sorry, I had a stroke while typing that.

>>556254098
Andrew is a cute twink, but he's not even close to being a Chad.

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As far as Ashley goes. Im suspecting she's saved hers for Andrew. At most, maybe masturbating as a teenager. Probably saw a man who subconsciously reminded her of Andrew on the TV, or saw him step out of the shower one day and was subconsciously struck with the urge.

>>556254945
Sometimes it takes the biggest femboy to be the biggest man, and the biggest man to be the biggest femboy.

>>556255024
You're not ready for the reveal that she's a gooner.

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>>556253691
Both, it's a Jekyll and Hyde situation

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>>556255307
>Room smells like fish
>Andrew so used to it he doesn't even notice anymore
>partially the reason alarm bells were going off in Renee's head when she walked in on them cuddling
Oh god.... it makes too much sense.

>>556254098
>expecting marriage
She wasn't still married tho. At least it is better than what the hijabi girls here do, having all kinds of sex except vaginal so they remain "pure" lmao

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>what Andrew would have witnessed if he stayed 0.2 milliseconds after spying on her
Now I can't get the idea of Coomshley out of my head

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>>556256020
>>556255660
>>556255307

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>>556255307
>>556255660
>>556256552
Nah if anything Ashley seems to want to remain Leyley for as long as possible. She seems afraid of the idea of growing up and after the latest Decay I think she is a bit of a prude.
Even at this Ashley fails at life!

How would Julia react if you told her she'd be hotter with a cock?

>>556261306
Call you a sodomite then cry

>>556261306
Cocklia

>>556261306
She would show up with a pet rooster the next week.

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>>556261554
>>556264253
>>556265057
I'm sorry, the horniness faded after I made that post. We don't have to talk about it

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>>556265335
>I wasn't being ironic

>>556265678
futanari is gay

>>556265057
Cute.

>>556266104
IT'S NOT GAY

>>556266452
You like penis.

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Smartley knows how to do taxes

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>>556240768
This but a sister

>>556246887
Imagine a timeline where Teendrew just accepted his feelings...

>>556266786
It's not gay to get my ass fucked by a woman.

>>556268410
Teendrew would still be a doormat and teenley would still be a Leyley. It wouldn't end well.

>>556268809
That's not a woman. That's a man. A man with tits.

>>556267658
Ashley is a NEET and never worked a day in her life.
Also, it's illegal how cute she looks with glasses.

>>556246887
That is a cute sisbutt.

>>556270142
>man grows tits
Disgusting
>woman grows dick
Hot

It is that simple

>>556268809
IF IT HAS A PENIS, IT'S NOT A WOMAN.

>>556269794
teenley wasn't leyley, she went backwards into leyley after the incident

>>556270869
IT'S 2026 UNC

Idk why, but the thread right now reminds me of this classic:
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/499167889/#q499245092
You know it's bad when even /calg/ is disturbed

One of these days the angry side of the "dicks aren't gay" debate is going to realize that 99% of the time they're being fucked with, and the other 1% of the time they need to stop hanging out with people they meet at ICE protests.

>>556270869
I've got your woman right here buddy
https://files.catbox.moe/5s016b.png

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>>556271220
>i'm not into gay sex but i'll jack off to it anyway

>>556272001
That's not a man, that's a woman with PECKS.

>>556272165
A guy opens his legs and has a cunt, and you think that of me? No. I am the girl with PECKS!

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>>556267658
>>556270185

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>>556272525
Ashley is Smartley

>>556269794
Teenley was blossoming into Ashley. Getting rejected and the cope girlfriend fiasco are what regressed her into Leyley.

Give me one reason you shouldn't babytrap your sibling

>>556272525
She's Geekley, then. A horror movie buff who became near-sighted from staring at the TV all day.

>>556273424
"Babytrapping" is a bad foundation for a relationship as it carries an implication that it would otherwise not exist save for the sake of the child, which foments resentment and makes all parties miserable.

>>556273424
anon, you shouldn't try to exploit your brother that way, I'm sure he would gladly give you a baby without that whole entrapment angle.

>>556273424
Your sibling will have less time for (You)!

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>>556272796
True!

>>556273424
Nigga if your brother is willing to crack you, he is damn well willing to raise a child together. No need to "babytrap" him, just tell him you want a child

>>556274304
Sadly lots of men would, in fact, make hussies of their sisters if given the chance.

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Reminder that I called her coming back

>>556274709
Clearly babytrapping a brother won't work in that circumstance if they're just going to do a runner

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>>556273424
Your brother will always be your brother no matter how far he is from you, unlike your bf who can become your hated ex

I don't have a sister and it's not fair. I WANT A DO OVER!

>>556275995
Sister propaganda omits the bad parts of having a sister.

>>556276204
>the bad parts of having a sister.
don't exist

>>556276204
Yep. Having a sister especially sucks if there is a huge age gap.

There are no bad parts to having a hussy

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>>556279075
The casual way people will say things they simply do not believe hurts me on a metaphysical level.

>>556279075
Except for the itch and baggage.

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Nuh-uh!

>>556275197
>there are blackanons in this general
shivers down my spine

>>556280760
I hear from a trusted source that those make you impotent.

>>556281023
/calg/ is a black general

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>>556281392
Everything makes you impotent, everything gives you cancer. More power to the people who want to meet their grave with a pretty and pristine body but, everyone's got a number.

>>556281392
nicotine is a bit of a paradox in that it slightly boosts your testosterone, but it's also a vasoconstrictor. In and of itself it's probably not going to have much—if any—effect on your sexual health, but it could be the straw that breaks the camel's back.

>>556281392
Just how horny is Andrew when he can stay rock hard despite having a big pp, smoking habitually and being drunk asf

>>556281832
Interesting, I didn't know the mechanics of it. Thank you.

>>556281992
rock hard is just an assumption, he only needs to be hard enough (effortless with Ashleylust until she reminds him of why he hasn't given in yet)

>>556281992
Being drunk in my experience doesn't affect your ability to get harder than diamonds, the issue is that it craters your sexual sensitivity and makes it not only difficult to finish but completely unsatisfying as well. Same thing with smoking, if you're in your 20's and cigarettes are snuffing your dick out you have a major underlying cause.
>>556282207
Yeah, generally speaking the higher the blood pressure the worse it is for your ding dong in the long-term. Eating your vegetables, getting plenty of exercise, and not drinking/smoking constantly would probably work wonders for someone who is otherwise having even minor difficulties in the bedroom.

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>>556281992
>Just how horny is Andrew
Keep in mind that he unmistakably has "Written by a Woman"-syndrome. Canonically big pp, lust that just masturbation apparently can't solve, youthful attractiveness despite malnutrition and substance abuse.

>>556282548
>lust that just masturbation apparently can't solve
Hey buddy, no personal attacks here.

>>556281424
tar souls in tar skins out

>>556273424
She will get pregnant, hate you, kick you out and not let you see your son. You will become dependent on pot and alcohol to get through the day. Your family will hate you and you will lose all your friends.

>>556283239
>tar souls in

This is our day Þiúbros!

>>556283771
Thiu are canonically black.

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>>556272556
andrew looks like a school shooter with that large coat abeit not having a ugly face and ashley looks like a gothic hooker

>>556282548
Lust as a vice can be solved with masturbation. There's a deeper connection Andrew craved that masturbation couldn't satisfy so he got overpowered by it and started making choices that ruined everyone in a selfish gamble he didn't believe in.

>>556284474
>Lust as a vice can be solved with masturbation
No it can't. I'm not a pastor or anything, but jerking off all the time has not made me any less lustful

>>556284668
I'm not about to armchair psychology you but there's some more that you're missing. Wacking off does solve lust tho, in the moment, but it can exasperate the previously alluded to problem.

>>556284837
I'll explain it as an extreme horndog: masturbation can help to an extent. It can deal with the physical side of lust; pipes are backed up so you unclog them, pretty simple. It doesn't do anything to sate the psychological drive to have sex, to feel someone's skin, to connect with them, take them, and to... well I'm not going to get too vulgar but you get the idea.

>tfw a tcoaal ntr fetish mod is getting more faster than the main game itself
>>>/v/732289950

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>>556286710
>is getting more faster

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>>556286710
She broke Andy's hand!!!

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>>556286847
To the extreme!

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>>556283771
WHO ELSE /thiu/ HERE??!?!

>>556287982
I will! Thank you, mother!

>>556288117
Why is he Nemlei-coloured?

>>556282548
Andrew's sexual frustration comes from denying his own feelings