I actually feel really bad for Black Widow. Rework her kit already. If you don't, Elsa is just going to replace her

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Oh my god bro
Why would they get rid of the map playlist? my MMR wasnt completely fucked in that playlist and I sometimes got decent and sweaty lobbies.

There's no way in hell Im playing Quickplay after what they did to my MMR, i guess its practice and full time comp for me again

Where's the female hero with a butt slam attack?

love Jeff
play Jeff

Move widow to s*pport
Make an Ironman s*pport variant
You can now run the avengers movie comp
Also tank and support numbers will be equal

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sex with Psylocke

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Gooning to Venom

kill Jeff

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>>556190421

I’m still kinda curious what that one guy meant by the Time Lords

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this nigga appears out of nowhere and kindly ask you to join the x-men, what do?

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Sex with Thor

>>556189982
Elsa will be a pet tank who fights from range herself but commands her monster form bro on the frontline

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soon

I really hope they rework or buff Psylocke

>play healer
>turn around and heal dps
>quickly alternate back to tanks
>drop shields for dive dps
>drop shields for tanks who are getting pressed hard
>win game

>/mrg/ supports : healbot tanks
>lose
>blame dps

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Soon

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Loving to Rocket

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When are they adding my nigga Brother Voodoo

>>556189982
Widow doesn't even have a role for Elsa to replace other than throw pick. I think after a year of being a crap character it's evident they want Widow to be bad by design.

>get gigastomped in the first ~90 seconds
>already know you will lose
>no surrender option in QP
>still have to sit through 2 rounds of domination

>>556193186
Why are you playing the game if you just wanna give up

>>556193586
because team-based MP games matchmaking is a roulette
if I lost the roll I wanna go next faster

>>556192515
This is gross beyond the gay. Who wants to fuck a realistic, anatomically correct raccoon?

>>556193186
>QP
what
just leave, literally nobody gives a damn not even the game

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>>556194446
The fuck kind of raccoons have you been looking at...?

>>556191525
the beard really does not suit him he looks like a basedlennial

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKwVFWwA_x8

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>Ranked
>Get a Daredevil
>Goes 4-10
>We ask him to switch because there's a clear DPS diff
>Beg him to go Hela
>Silence
>Lose
>Fucker has 1.8 hours on the character all seasons

Is it possible to smurf but be shit?

>>556194598
>just leave
and get penalty
retard

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I actually think Falcon could be a decent strategist, especially if he gets Redwing. No I'm not calling him Captain America, Disney. I know that's going to be his skin, but not his default name

>forced to fill as rocket
>teammate goes spidey on defence
>jumps on
>takes a smidge of damage
>stands behind me and pings for heals
>does it again and again
Nigger go swing to a fucking health pack or walk in front of my healing balls god damn

They really need to buff Healpool A LOT
he is becoming a throw pick on the level of Adam/Ultron/jeff

>>556195535
He doesn’t need a buff, he needs the shitty ass upgrade systems removed and a proper ult. why the fuck would anyone think making his ult function like a regular move be a good idea?

peni mines need a nerf, they should only do 100 dmg when on a web

>>556189560
Cute. That arm is so buff and hot.
>>556189782
>Goldsmith
Cringe.

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>>556195094
sigh, she's so cool and hot and powerful...

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>Win a few games in a row
>Suddenly get shitstomped so hard we couldnt leave spawn at any point during the match
yes yes very subtle and organic

>>556196310
Bro you're a support main, you have no right to complain about your team when your only value is you dropping one ultimate to save people, holding m1 and sustaining yourself for more than 2 seconds against some random diver.

Embarrassing, do you know why support mains dont complain here? because they're all aware of how useless they are in the grand scheme of a match.

>>556196583
retard
kill yourself trash

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>>556196583
Go to the bathroom, you're shitting yourself, I play whatever the team needs, support is just the least popular role.

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>>556196583
uh oh uncs didnt like this one

>>556196705
>support is just the least popular role
thats not Vanguard

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>>556190761
And more

>>556195535
>>556195751
b- but he’s S tier! flats the fat fuck twitch streamer told me he was! cozy said he was S tier! fucking COZY!

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>Wanted to have fun Thing time with Hulk smashing/clobbering the enemy as a team
>Forced to swap off because our faggot Sue quit 2 mins in without warning
God dammit. I'm not even happy about the win

Gonna play melee-only-Widow until they rework her. Gonna change my name to Vibez too

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>>556197445
COZY said that? For fuck’s sake. This shit has to end now. This is it. This is our last stand. This is X-Men: The Last Stand (2006) we’re fucking living in right here and right now. This is the one. This is the ace in the hole. This is the LAST hoorah. Too long we've been attacked. Too long our ranks have been destroyed, our winrates spat on. We've lost so many battles, humiliated far too many times. Enough is enough. This woke Healpool shit is disgusting, it's sick. It’s sick, And even worse it's blatantly shoved in our faces. They will take competitive, they will take Disco Night, they will take Clobberin’ Club, fucking Cozy. They took Cozy for Denny’s sake! They took that cocksucka like they took Bob Hoskins at the end of The Long Good Friday! Just shoved him in the car and took him to Tahiti. It’s a magical place. I eat more chicken than any man ever seen. When are we going to fight back? WE NEED TO HOLD THIS LINE. Take a stand! Last stand, baby, let’s go. 1776 will commence again!

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>game out for 1 year
>still only one good counter for spiderman
(scarlet witch and mr cucktastic don't count because they suck ass and are throw picks)

>>556197872
based stand taker

>>556198087
not being liquid ass at the game is a good counter to him

>>556198087
Mr. Fantastic is fucking awesome. You probably got your ass kicked by one and/or you’re Flats.

>>556197872
Semper fry, marine. Salud.

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No way this is real

>>556197872
you’ve been saying this is the last stand for several months now

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>>556198975
yes

>>556197872
This post is simultaneously reddit and yet very high test. Incredible.

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>>556198975
>>556199413
To her point, both times "mutie" was clearly said with malicious intent, so calling them out wasnt unfounded. Didn't give her leeway to just drop a nigger so casually, even if it was more to make a point than anything else. Hate doesnt beat hate, it only perpetuates it.

Now those goddamn Norwegians, look out for those shifty fucks

>>556198975
>>556199413
Fucked up they censored this stuff in the collections

>>556198975
Deserved. Back when comics were somewhat ballsy because they were made in a somewhat ballsy sane society.

Tank main here and I actually don't mind it but what are your tips when nobody wants to move up (and not because they're getting dived). Usually I have to solo tank as Magneto or Strange but it feels so ass boring since I'm just a shield generator which nobody takes advantage of because nobody moves fucking up. I do struggle with my supports being peeled but at some point I'm not sure when I can be like "yo don't blame me for my low stats, i don't know what to fucking do, supports and me instant die and we can't just sit in the backrow forever"

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>>556200112
>our own made up slur for the oppressed minority stand-in we also made up for our made up story is a-ok to say and print and publish at our leisure
>but actual slurs for the actual minorities that we're already allegorically portraying is VERBOTEN because it might offend actual readers
>no this doesn't establish a double standard precedent by placing one group over another effectively destroying the allegorical nature of the narrative altogether, stop asking already
Its always fun to watch the snake eat its own tail

>>556200630
Oh shut the fuck up

>>556200020
If they can say it all the time, we can say it all the time.

>>556201078
uh oh melty

>>556197872
>Tahiti. It’s a magical place.
When’s Coulson coming to the game?

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>>556201078
Prove me wrong. If nigger isnt acceptable, what makes mutie kosher then? Both words have the same meaning, in effect: "you are lesser than me and always will be". Why does one get a pass to be tossed around willy nilly but the other one gets you thrown to the social and professional wolves?

Quite literally what is the actual difference between those words?

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Psylocke’s game

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>>556201262
>get invited to Krakoa
>shout out "what up, my muties?" seconds after arrival
>get sent back to Central Park and never invited again
Hypocritical FUCKS I hope they drop a Nimrod on your asses

>>556201278
>>556202004
How about just growing the fuck up already? Impressing nobody worth while.

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>>556202394
I'm sorry Psylocke enjoys but shes so damn boring to play. Yeah she's good, but her gameplay is dull for what she is. Wish we got the melee version of her like in MvC2.

>>556202394
She is so fine

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Does this guy not see the irony

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>>556202676
Nigga I'm 37. I sit in a cubicle all day working like anyone else. Im not being facetious or trying to score points with the MAGA crowd or whatever the fuck you think is happening here. I'm genuinely asking you and the thread at large: what is the legitimate difference between a slur for a real group of actual human beings and a slur for a fictional group of made up human beings that shoot lasers and shit? What would drive one to censor one but not the other?

I know what kind of audience im speaking to but im genuinely curious as to what anons think of the matter

>>556203297
You’re not engaging with anyone honest buddy just drop it because this can only go in circles

>>556202806
Could at least give us more options with the big sword on her back beyond being able to hit auto-play every few minutes.

>>556202394
She looks like she's about to temporarily blind me

>>556203297
Saying the nigger word is a sin and will get you sent to H-E-double hockey sticks

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>>556203680
And your unwillingness to engage in the discussion is telling enough, anon. Shut up while the adults in the room are speaking, little boy.

>>556204064
Lol ok fucking retard go ahead and shit up the thread and get yourself banned

>>556204064
>>556203297
Kill yourself, get some self awareness, and/or go back. This is not your soapbox.

>spiderman: top 4 picked dps, 51% wr in celestial
but apparently dive is dead?

I think a universal block button would fit this game well. Theres a lot of shooting and melee mixed in and I think it would fit. I'd rather that than everyone just getting bonus health for free

>>556204465
you're dumb

>>556204348
>>556204434
uh oh
melty

>>556204348
kek

>>556204348
let self sabotaging do their thing, anon

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>>556204348
>>556204434
>dont shit up the thread by bringing up stuff brought up in the thread
NTA but nigga what?

>>556204434
>>556204348
This. Manchildren and redditors here need to be put in their place.

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>>556204742
>Manchildren

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Nuke every Krakoa map

>>556204064
Calm down bitch tits no one here is going to debate you lmao

rework bp

>>556204437
>Be Celestial
>Lord Spidey instalocker in team
>Say fuck it
>Pick Mantis
>Keep constant damage boost and heal on him
>Spidey becomes a raid boss
>Win

>>556205002
Telling on yourself.

>>556204625
I also think all tanks should have a big impact 165s cd ability like Strange has. Hire me

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>we're piling onto anons trying to spark some kind of life into an hours old.thread with barely 100 posts now
God forbid we have some vitality around here. Now post yuri

>>556200374
>Usually I have to solo tank as Magneto or Strange
No you don't have to
Play a different tank like angela/thor/venom and go for picks instead of being a useless shieldbot

>>556200374
If your team isn't utilizing the opportunities you provide them, then stop providing them. Play something selfish like >>556205490 said.

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>>556205443

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>>556205443
>

>>556205443
A slow thread is better than artificial activity. Retards saying retarded things is not a substitute for life.

>>556191515
you mean like, what they are? or what they can do?

>>556204434
What a fucking nigger

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Really bad session.

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Their game, you all just eat their crumbs

>legit takes like 3 solid seconds for supports to react to me pinging heals
>hit one dps with a spear
>instant shield/pocket

explain to me how this isnt a support diff?

>>556204708
Not the brightest in the room are you

>>556206734
Based guangguang giving us what we want

>>556196705
This is one conflicting image

>>556206484
take a break from comp and play later
https://youtu.be/dA8dDzRKSyQ

>>556204685
Fair. Will do.

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Play Cap.

>>556208067
no cap

>>556208167
>no cap
Yeah my team in a team based objective game. No cap the point.

>>556205036
that shit with the portals is extreme cancer
plus the fucking uphill part

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>>556205443

>>556208067
>You’re relieved of dooty
What did he mean by this?

>>556194446
>anatomically correct
nigga he looks like starfox

>>556208067
>american cowardly hunts down those weaker than him, and flees at any sign of danger
based chinese commentary

>>556205443
All these posts trying to get guys to jerk off are just making me lose more interest.

>>556208490
Go home and go to bed. That's what you do when you have no more dooty in yo booty.

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predict the INEVITABLE buffs

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>>556208865
>INEVITABLE

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>>556208740
Grorious Chinese Communist Party onry trying to show Imperiarist Americans the benefit of hitting women.

>>556208865
12 second CD soul bond

>>556208865
why do people still complain about her she has a 40% wr

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>>556203297
>Nigga I'm 37. I sit in a cubicle all day working like anyone else.
Explains a lot in ways I’m sure you never intended.

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Is Deadlock our enemy or its a totally different genre and game?

>>556209281
latter
anybody who thinks a shallow hero shooter is the same as a 3rd person assfag is retarded

>>556203297
Shut the fuck up, wagie.

>>556209281
Different genre. It's a shooter moba

>>556208934
Whats the context of this lol

>>556209048
Because she's one of the most beloved waifus so no matter how bad she is she'd still be in every game because of people like me

>>556208865
they're gonna lower her ult charge requirement and make it bigger

I actually hope every Hawkeye player gets their femurs broken

>>556205443
slow threads are better than them being filled with /pol/ baiting

>>556209887
Why the femur?

Reminder that it is okay to choose Adam and/or Ultron as your duo strat comp.
NetEast thinks these characters are perfectly fine on their own. If they weren't okay, they would buff them :^)

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>humiliate enemy dps
>they swap to widow

Theres this player in GM3-GM2
his name is bella something

he is COMPLETE trash
if you see him or play with or against him then I urge you block him immediately.
He will not be able to get a single ultimate down, and he crashes out over the smallest thing. He cant play anything other than support and hes barely decent at it.

>>556210037
the femur is 1/4 of your body height

>>556210037
your femur breaking is one of if not the most painful thing you can experience

>>556208865
Giving her back her two seconds to her ult and reducing the cost down to it's original amount, along with the snowflake giving a constant 10% damage buff.

I think the games rigged
ive logged in today and lost 3 times
ive lost 3 times the day before yesterday

Im prety sure it forces you into losses if you log out on a win

>>556210316
>his name is bella something
Its funny because i never remember names unless they were extremely good or, more often, extremely fucking awful
but i'm vaguely aware of who you are talking about

>>556198087
Scarlet Witch barely counters him anyways, you need to be in your healers 24/7 because you need to deny him with the stun as soon as he tries to do his gay ass combos

>>556211120
kek i had 3 losses in a row after logging on too, and left on a win last night lmao.

>>556209281
Every game is an enemy to rivals at this point
>>556210037
Lucky you

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i love playing support, bros

>get my supposed "stomping" match after hours of not playing all is going well
>suddenly autistic bucky pulls strange to the cart, allowing them to stall, we lose last point round one with no time left, our strange doesn't even attempt to portal he's walking.
>round two our strange ults first during their sue ult and ours stacked on top, we get wiped when it goes away and their strange ults
what the actual fuck is this matchmaking? game goes full fucking retard whenever i'm about to rank up

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>>556212052
>Every game is an enemy to rivals at this point
Even Rance games?

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>>556212198

>>556212235
especially rance games

lost 4 games
last match lost because the girl on support kept dropping her ult INFRONT OF THE FUCKING TEAM instead of on it so people would die

IM ACTUALLY SO FUCKING TIRED OF GIRLS IN THIS GAME
THEY ARE ALWAYS FUCKING GARBAGE.

>>556212641
did you offer to have sex with her? women love that.

>>556209630
I think Captain America is struggling with the fact the people who write his comic and himself have wildly different world views.

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Deadlock just got a werewolf woman, we need our own beast women
Who do we have?
Marvel is lacking in the beast women department

Im not an incel
but i actually fucking HATE women in games now because of the experiences ive had in this shit.
They just exist ot play healbot and get carried, and its fucking annoying in high SR because 99% of the fucking time they are GETTING CARRIED to that rank because they just play healer all fucking day.
its aids as hell, especially when they cant be as reactionary as actual tryhard niggers on support who just play that shit to win and understand how it actually works

its fucking cancer im tired of women in gaming
they are fucking garbage.

They should made a new role to change up things.

gotta love the one retard who always panic switches between 6+ characters and all roles only to lead in dead last

>>556212641
did you at least remember to call her slurs and scream "for kingsman"

>>556207904
Pretty cool song. However, I raise you this.
https://youtu.be/quPRzfo2-no

>>556213481
… and that’s a good thing
>>556213825
kek

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>>556205443

>>556211056
i can see them actually doing all of these except for the extra 2 seconds on ult

Real talk
why does every healpool have such a massive ego in grandmaster+?
They never swap.
even if the team is pinging heals and asking for a different healer they just force themselves on it.

>>556209281
there's a modest overlap but mostly different genre + game
rivals being so aggressively casual as it is has hepled it create it's own genre and identity, different from that of OW and deadlock so no matter how terrible each patch is, it won't go anywhere

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>Its a solo tanking experience
>It's a worthless 3 healer setup experience
>Its double dive DPS experience
>It's a shit DPS who goes 3rd healer instead of 2nd tank experience
>It's a fucking Spider-Man on your team experience
>It's a fucking Adam on your team experience
>It's a guy who AFKs at the start of the match and starts late experience
>It's the trash player who instaquits when its not a stomp win experience
>It's a shit healer that that is frontlining experience
>It's a DPS wont fucking shoot a flier experience
>It's the DPS that refuses to swap to a counter experience
>It's the overpushing experience
>It's the team is in shit formation going 5 different directions experience
>It's a shit DPS trying to tank all hits and expecting healers to outrace the damage experience
>It's a DPS who refuses to attack the same target a tank is engaging experience
>It's a team that doesn't understand choke points experience
>It's a team that feeds instead of grouping up after a wipe experience

>>556209048
her and psylocke have left season 0-3 players utterly mindbroken and they still live in their heads rent free whenever you bring them up even though both characters are very mid right now

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So why does Kwannon & Sai have a British accent?

>>556214630
healpool isn't for healing teammates, healpool is for sustain dpspool.

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I fucking love Sue Storm

>>556214840
>Its double dive DPS experience
these can actually work out if you full commit with a dive tank as well, you just get enough resources back there to keep forcing fights and kills
>adam
nothing wrong with chAdam warlock if your heals are getting relentlessly compromised

>>556215224
it doesnt matter if it was, he got one kill.
it was a waste of time. Id rather have a healbot on cnd who can cuck almost every dps ult than that ratard

>>556208865
her old team up with ironfist will become a permanent move.

>>556213481
>Same post made in /tf2g/
Damn /dlg/ is desperate for players

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>>556209281
Deathlok* and yes, he's Marvel not DC

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Jeff's are the true elo terrorists.

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>whole team tells the deadpool to stop playing healpool because we need a healing ult
>healpool decides to be an ego maniac and argue with the team

its always healpool too, every fucking time.

somebody should make a mod where this places when you win
https://youtu.be/Abw95Dgi1tQ

>trying out new characters cause im tired of playing Mag, Stange, Emma, Hela, and Bucky every match
This season is hell. I tried playing dive characters like Magik, DD and get humiliated. Going 10 - 5 with only 4 final hits.
Supports ulting the moment you try to engage them, you’re basically cucked if there’s an iron man, peni or a fucking thing. also if the enemy team gets spawn camped since you can’t isolate anyone.

>>556217639
I want to get better with other tanks but last game I just did both me and the other tank had to swap to healer

>>556195287
only if you do it too much

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dead place

>>556189560
This game has the most rigged dogshit matchmaking I have ever seen. Even trying to play ranked is a complete fucking joke, no matter how good you are.

>>556216885
cocklock getting buried by waifu rivals like always KWAB

>>556200020
>muh slurs
>safe reddit racism
Pottery.

>>556218829
>reddit boogeyman out of nowhere
Calling yourself out

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15 days left
Do I purchase, lads?

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>>556218691
Game will eventually pin you down and throw you losses, thats why people who smurf just rush to GM with like 90% win rates before the EOMM catches up. I've seen it first hand I made a smurf to play with friends and it felt like playing against bots for like 10 games.

>>556219017
>boogeyman
notice how they always trot out this buzzword when they know you're talking about something factual. it is reddit, and it's obvious, just like you bitch.

>>556219084
Fuck no, she has objectively better skins and that one isn’t even worth buying just to collect it

>>556219132
I think you are 100% right. The more I play, the literal worse it gets. I felt like I went from actual fun normal matches into the most unwinnable rigged stomps, still playing my best every match.
Took me a few days to grind to Diamond 2, then tonight in about two hours I lost 4, won 1, then lost 4 more to drop me all the way to Plat 1, and there wasn't a goddamned thing I could do about it. I had motherfuckers playing Hel into Daredevil and Magik that refused to swap and went 2-10.

>>556219017
You seem upset
Gonna cry troonoid?

>>556219017
>out of nowhere
Telling on yourself

>>556219154
>they
take your meds, schizo

>>556214379
Most dog shit pairing ever. Only trannies like it

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>>556197339
Me when I play Deadpool.

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>>556219084
Do it for her

>>556219132
>pic
Of course, those shields were promised to him

>Psylocke emote is shown to play music during the teaser
>It doesn't in game

>>556219649
Reminds me of trailers having high end graphics and then the game comes out

>>556219084
the dance emote will haunt you if you don't get it (don't be a retard and get the luna/thor bundle)

>>556219084
Nope. Thought this was ugly on release and my opinion hasn't budged since. Just wish you could get the dancing emote by itself

>>556219649
all dance emotes did, idk wtf is guangguang doing (spidey didn't even get mvp music, hela did)

I think the biggest indication that you're playing with a really shitty support player is when they bring up healing numbers. I sincerely do not think these guys understand how important it is to have a fucking HEALING ULTIMATE to save the fucking team.
EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TEAM IVE PLAY ED TODAY HAD THE MOST BASIC AND OVERPOWERED HEALERS
GAMBIT
INVIS
CND
ROCKET
LUNA
and they just win with more ease meanwhile you have some fucking idiot whos barely doing anything on an offmeta healer and you lose the game

>>556219649
It doesn't? It does in the emote preview

i'VE WON 2 games today
lost 7
3 of them were because of healpool
4 of them were because people didnt want to just fucking play 2/2/2 and help me tank.

>>556219558
Kek
>>556219819
It’s such a treat when that isn’t the case though

>defense
>defense
>defense
>finally get attack
>we get stomped
>back to defense
I hate it

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add her Netease

sperg lord is impossible to play if your team blows, if your strategists cant aim he melts, if your tanks don't go in he can't build ult.

>>556221051
>if your strategists cant aim
aren't half of them auto aim?

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Preset L is some voodoo shit, probably made by some fucking mutie

>My DPS account is stuck in P1
>My Tank account is GM2
I don't get it

>>556221051
He's meant to be played like a nat taking off angles. You don't need those things

>>556219954
But the dance emote is shit compared to Psylockes

>>556221051
>if your strategists cant aim he melts
You are meant to play around health packs
He's the second most mobile DPS hero

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>>556219535
Of course

Will Elsa be a DPS or support?

>>556196197
Made for Reed and Reed alone
>>556205036
Retarded ass dialogue and panel (and filename)

>>556221763
DPS.

>>556219441
>>556218829
>>556219154
Hit the nail on the head

>>556221443
I do, but you're not doing anything if you're just playing around health packs and firing he needs to go in, and in order to go in he needs help, and unfortunally that help is pretty rare. What I'm saying is sometimes you need to swap because you're not getting value because your team doesn't know how to help him

>worst loss streak i’ve ever had because of dogshit strategists and it’s in ranked of all modes
>sitting here wondering why the fuck dumbasses keep picking healpool and jeff and nobody else as the support heroes
>realize they gave them a fucking team-up together
the only solution to this is to TAKE THE SHARK OUTTA THE GAME, TREYARCH

>>556222553
Jeff players are trolls or children, no in between.

>get bodied on the first round
>one of the DPSs switches and we almost make a comeback on round 2
>fail but it was a valiant effort
>realize one nigga went AFK the entire second round
why do people do this

>>556222553
That Jeff/Healpool team-up brings together the morons who throw because they didn’t want to play strategist and the retards who think it’s a good idea to practice new heroes in ranked. It’s a match made in Hell.

>>556222645
in my experience it’s like >>556222735 said, a lot of players end up pressured into being healer so they decide to pick low tier shit like jeff. in the past seasons, they did this same shit with ultron.

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Get her in.

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>>556196197
>cool

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>Thor keeps targetting me as a support, solo ulting on me and shit
I guess it kinda makes sense
>he keeps doing it after I switch to tank later on
...Okay I'm starting to think this fag had a grudge on me for some reason.

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>>556222553
but you're continuing to play after getting healpool/jeff combos that means you enjoy it when you get them on your team according to the algorithm

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If Bucky is so bad why is he a staple in every tournament since season 0?

How come moon night doesn't even have to aim, but less get head shots, to kill a support in 1 second flat

>>556225064
*much less

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>>556221617
I like how this guy draws Venom a lot.

>>556225064
Designated make shitters feel good about themselves character.

>>556225525
Also dogshit bug netcode works greatly in his favor cause he can throw an ankh and then start launching then you're al ready 75% dead before it registers on your screen. On top of the ankh knock up.

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>>556223181
Asians have priority.

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what's your worst map?

>>556224460
I literally took a break for three days and then came back to it happening. I always quit ranked after a single loss. The “wait 8 hours” shit straight up doesn’t work anymore. I can go without playing for days and it will still give me these retarded EOMM agents.

>>556226616
The only one I hate playing on is Symbiotic Surface. I don’t know what the fuck they were thinking when they designed that piece of shit.

>>556226616
what site?

>>556226967
rivalstracker

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>ultron literally got farmed the ent ire fucking match
>refused to play anything else despite the enemy team changing c orrects every chance they got to counter our comp
I really cant wrap my mind around why so many players refuse to play a different character
its insanity.

>>556227543
Neither the damage he took nor his deaths look THAT bad...

https://files.catbox.moe/i2v7i7.jpg

>>556227735
fuuuuck...

Holy fuck the healpool prejudice is insane. Not, we’re not losing because I picked healpool. I’m literally topping the scoreboard in healing and not dying. We’re losing cause your sorry ass can’t secure a kill. This is what Adam players must feel. I want to murder Zhiyong for his insistence on having wildly inconsistent ults.

>>556227912
Healpool is deceptive in terms of stats. And also he CAN be the reason you're losing because he doesn't have a good support ult that can turn things around or really help you survive enemy ults.

>>556227912
>Not, we’re not losing because I picked healpool.
False. That’s exactly the reason. You even admitted his ultimate abilities are worthless.

>>556227912
To be fair, the meh ult is a major downer for healpool
adam has the inverse problem usually, he has low heal numbers so despite his every heal having lifesaving ability everyone bitches because they take useless damage for no reason but still bitch if the healers ever stop healing when they get jumped despite that situation being adam's entire point.
but if its being lost in neutral then yeah its a dps diff generally and having a more damaging support like DP or luna should be welcomed to add more pressure

>>556227735
hnnng

>>556226986
>check my stats
>apparently I had 22,578 kills on Midtown in season 4.5
I think some of the stats might be bugged

I was playing and I swear the enemy spiderman was either lagswitching, if that's still a thing, or was on dogshit internet and it was carrying him. Fucker teleported around and rubber-banded like he was fucking DIO.

Healpools just fun ok. It feels constantly constantly cycle your three AoE heals while never letting go of the trigger. It feels goods having two dashes and a double jump, giving you the mobility of the DPShitter.

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>>556189560
>>556196192
Bucky is straight? Black Widow is only into him for the vibes.

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Thoughts on Green Goblin's wife being qualified to be added into the roster?

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>>556230237
I've Just Destroyed The World

Willie Nelson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxEToc73WnY

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>Chuds spent hours to level up accounts just to throw people's games
PATHETIC

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Mantis rapes

>>556232251
me

>>556192053
it would be really funny if they finally nerfed poke into the dust on the patch they added a Poke character, netease please literally do your damn job Zhiyong

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>>556228135
Off-meta healers are the biggest drag in the game, they can fuck you over relatively quick because they dont just slide into any composition you want and even if the team is running one singular tank it can backfire because the enemy team will play on your inability to pocket your teammates.
Just having a healing ultimate actually changes the course of how so many teamfights play out in this game but these people dont care.

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Support players cannot be real in this game.
I actually cant even tell if they're trolling anymore.

>>556234147
can't even tell what's going on. Did you kill your Rocket? How?

>Captain America: Brave New World - Spray and nameplate
>Thunderbolts - Bucky outfit
>Daredevil: Born Again - Pun pun outfit
>The Fantastic Four: First Steps - FF outfits
What should we expect for the 2026 projects? I'm almost positive we'll get another Spidey skin or his new film but idk what they'd do for doomsday

>>556234147
do you play namor for his gameplay loop or because you think he's hot?

>>556235287
add Dr. Doom duh
but it's more likely gonna be an MCU Doom skin for Iron Man

>>556234658
To understand this webm I need to give context.

Our rocket wouldn't drop his ultimate for the entire third round. It got to the point that every single enemy ult cycled and he was still holding onto it. At that moment I got extremely fed up and urged him to use his ultimate so we could push in, but as you see it wasn't neccessary since we were able to clean up and push in without it, but despite us obviously winning the fight in that moment and there being no actual threat to our team's survivability he managed to not even use a lick of gamesense to analyze that we just won without him and he dropped his ultimate for quite literally nothing because I assume me pressing him made him spill his spaghetti.
And I can accept that I had part in that but c'mon for christ sake this idiot doesn't even know when to use his ultimate, that is the most basic and fundemental thing you learn as a support player in this game.

It was such an eye-opening moment for me that I just quit the game right after that match because I'll tell you right now that I haven't played anyone that incompetent on support in weeks, they're always competent enough to time their ultimates and bite time. I truly fucking hate healers in this game, they're just cumrags.

>>556230605
The Earth part of the story was so fucking dogshit why wasn't it scrapped for more space fun

>>556234147
I legitimately think rocket players are beneath mercy players that’s saying something

>>556235836
>I truly fucking hate healers in this game, they're just cumrags.
hnnng~ sorry for not being better!

>>556235836
>I truly fucking hate healers in this game, they're just cumrags.
Don't say that you'll only turn them on

Always DPS fault

melee + hip shot widow is good

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>>556238030
>Always DPS fault

>>556238982
That webm is objectively the DPS' fault for being out of position in the first place, the support just had too big of a martyr complex in trying to save them at any cost instead of cutting losses

>>556239450
anyone with a brain knew that player was already dead.
He was just a shit support. I cant even remember that lobby but Im sure thats how he was all game so it cost us teamfights.

>Strange doesn't portal a single time
>not even when we're losing in overtime
Why even play him at that point

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>>556194872
It's a beard of sorrow. It shows that he's living through dark times.

>teammates blaming dps despite having the highest kills
>check history
>bros running tank/healer with his friend

Holy shit it all makes sense

>>556240708
>call out someone for playing like shit
>someone jumps to their defense
>check history
>they're a pair
Every time

>>556240807
>teammate white knights for a really bad healer
>its a girl healer otp

The problem with Ranked in this game is that you're playing roulette on whether your team gets the boosted players (typically supports) and Its so painfully obvious that there's a huge problem with bad players climbing by playing rocket and shit

https://files.catbox.moe/u1hu9c.mp4

>triple support is a rampant problem
>solo tanking is a rampant problem
I have a radical solution that would simultaneously solve both of these issues

>>556241474
add more fun tanks!!

>>556240612
>if only you knew how bad things really are

>>556241474
>"nah we give up we cant balance the game just do role queue lol and force people into the spectator role"
i hope not

>Venom uses tentacle trap move
>There is no escape!!
>its actually incredibly easy to escape because every fucking character in this game has a a dash/teleport/superjump

>>556242635
Try playing Deadlock where you use a slow debuff and they jump once and are halfway across the map anyway.

>>556242635
imagine if it worked like angela's ult where you could literally not get away from him lol he could hang people off ledges and stuff

>>556242793
that would be disgustingly broken because he would be kidnapping entire backlines solo
>dive in
>goo both supports and a dps
>immediately swing away to your team
>at best they're dropped into the middle of the melee at worst they're now back at your own spawn

>>556241330
holy fuck this is awful what the hell man

>>556244895
woaah so big, my pp too small for this

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>>556245074
Thats ok <3 Buttjobs exist!

>>556221763
DPS. Outside of giving Deadpool an "anniversary kit" and slappiung him in all roles, this was an additional excuse they can do a Double Duelist season. despite Tankpool being the best variant

>>556236810
Well, considering that an OTP Rocket got all the way into Eternity rank multiple times while disabling their M1 so they can't do any damage at all...