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shupo status?
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Did Zesty win yet?
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You're going on an 8 hour flight to a Team Fortress 2 LAN, which seat do you choose?
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3 NIGAS
ON CART
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ok give it to me straight
is there even a chance that we ever get Quickplay back?
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good OP
hilda plap
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shupo double paizuri
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noelle plap
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yordle mating press
>quickplay coming back
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plap bait
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>https://store.steampowered.com/app/3897800/Poker_Night_at_the_Invento ry/
Let me get stranges this time please
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rouge paizuri
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Sniper is a burden on the game no matter which team he's on. Attacking Snipers only serve to turtle, pick off enemies with bad positioning and awareness, and fail to take out key targets until after Medic has charged. Defending Snipers do a lot of the same, but at least they're kind of doing what they're intended to. Either position could be better filled by a Scout or a Soldier and have more utility.
Topscoring Snipers do not "carry" teams. A team with a topscoring sniper is either losing or the Sniper is pointfarming F2Ps with bad positioning. A Sniper's points can all be chalked up to being useless while real classes push and make real plays.
The psyche of a Sniper is that of a vain and scorned woman; unable to hear criticism, unwilling to make decisions to benefit a group, desperate to prove something, ready to blame everyone else when their choices result in failure. Telling a Sniper to change class is like telling a woman her ex was in the right, but at least when a woman has an emotional meltdown she will look attractive while doing it.
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>racist is also a pedo
many such cases!
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Ouma sex
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>>556270250
>oppai koharu
horrible, she's supposed to be a washboard
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https://store.steampowered.com/app/3897800/Poker_Night_at_the_Inventor y/?
poker night remaster is a thing soon
anyone here excited to get the items without paying a million bucks for a delisted game?
honestly the items are meh at best to me, it was the exclusivity that made them cool
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This may seem trivial given the gigantic cube that projectiles interact with, but this bullshit causes it to fail more often than not and only reflect the nearest rocket. So imagine how I felt finally landing it, in a real game, at complete random without even trying.
https://youtu.be/Fje1sFQJmB4?t=170
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>>556269047
>People that got the items through steam keys rn:
>People that missed out on the Black Rose after the AVA remaster didn't give you one rn:
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Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Throw bricks at pyro players. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ1O6fRCyzo
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they'll make existing ones vintage, trust the plan
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Reminder that most of the shit Heavy says in Poker Night is him just bluffing at the table. There's a reason it sounds out of place for his character yet he fooled so many so well since the "PhD in Russian literature" bluff is still passed around as fact lol
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>>556280195
lol wtf is the "if you use the tomislav, i hate you" guy doing on there.
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>>556280793
no need to be retarded lil bro
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>>556279519
every promo item, as carefree and silly as some may seem, has paperwork involved
no one at valve is gonna start sending emails and making phone calls just to get some old reskins in the hands of the few people that want them
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>he actually thinks that they're telling the tru
no okay i'll give it up. i didn't read it lol.
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what are some underrated custom maps? for me it's koth_namicott
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seggs
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baby making sex with hilda, shupos, yordles, rouge, olivia, and zelda
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>>556276787
Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Get bricked up for pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with pyros. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Give pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
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this butt also
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https://steamcommunity.com/groups/transf2
Thanks for the OP sister, you forgot your Team fortress 2 steam group
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>schizo owner
>goes to an irl event with friends and other acquaintances, in love with one of them but doesnt commit
>catches them about to have gay sex
>selfcucks, crashes out and gets kicked out
>contacts everyone they know and suicidebaits them the whole time
>never admits accountability, over half the servers staff team leaves
>constantly threatens to take revenge all throughout
>image related
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Didn't know shupo/pokigirls/yordle poster turned heel with demofloyd now... Yikes
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trvthnuke
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>muh porn addicts bogeyman
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pornography game
pornography general
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That zesty and bigb stream was fucking awesome. Lot more energetic and entertaining than the other wet blankets zesty usually has
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>>556300254
You can say that again sister
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many are saying this
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no one is saying this
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you may keep seething sister
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>>556300614
>1 mention of pornography
>she latches onto it
alright sis we get it, it's important to you
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Ladies ease it up with the projection, i simply agreed with your assesment here >>556300254, i get it this stuff is serious business to you gals even more so than instead of ya know Team Fortress 2's iconic gameplay.
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What’s going on guys
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>old tf2g
You're quite literally a newfag. You could be here 20 years and still be a newfag.
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>tfw you can't say shit without these people self reporting how they are on some slav shitposter buckbroke them + thinking old tf2g was people posting porn/other peoples penises
Yeap sad
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Girls...
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this will be tf2 graphics in 2026
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>>556303539
>Reuses the same messed up Heavy voice lines
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>thinks it's a bluff
Heavy's character was always that he's smarter than he seems. It's entirely feasible he has a PhD in Russian literature. It's not like it's a terribly hard PhD to achieve, either.
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Insider info: invest in Bounty Hats. there's gonna be a boom in 4 weeks
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No, you're supposed to bluff about the cards you have. Poker is mostly the luck of the draw. There's an argument to be made about distracting people with stories, but going on a story about how you're secretly smart wouldn't really accomplish anything nor intimidate anyone. You can be the smartest person in the world but still get a shit hand, and someone with a strong hand would still challenge you.
It seems to stem from people thinking Heavy is actually retarded (which means they failed at media literacy), so that means it has to be a lie, but these are genuine character backstory moments. Telltale got Valve's involvement in writing Heavy's dialogue. If you're going to believe he's bluffing about his PhD, then you'd have to believe his other stories like being sad a sparrow died are also bluffs. And at that point it means you don't know anything about Heavy.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E0y2ZDnkps
WTF why would Heavy do this???
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That Engineer killed his entire team, that's why. Heavy is a very revenge-driven character.
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Retard moment
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sodomy hours on /tf2g/ again?
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>>556269047
>stranges
lol. lmao. kek even
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>>556312786
Careful on what you wish for.
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>>556262908
another jill from me
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>>556315327
been wanting to post these on the steam community but i have friends that would judge. so sad cause theyre fun to do. nice to share em here at least.
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isn't that jane valhalla
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>>556315664
close enough yeah
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>>556313656
It's okay. 80% of this thread has never had sex before. Let them have their fun for now
My fun in Team Fortress 2 is winning close matches. Hell, even a loss during a hard fought game doesn't feel too awful if my team isn't a bunch of useless cunts
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>>556315534
Shame your friends SUCK. Keep it up, "anon"
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holy trans fortress 2
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its real god damn annoying aint it
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>everything i don't like is trans
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Yeah, those posts are really low quality, offtopic, spam.
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>>556291757
dude... thıs ıs not normal
Get some mental help already before you kıll yourself
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>>556316324
nah youre right, im not at the same level as eva anon but i love doing em.
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based
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I-I meant with her on the receiving end of it...
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no thanks I love my life too much to ever do that, maybe you should worry about your own life
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>uh oh they're making fun of me again time to start samefagging
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>>556323713
beggars isn't that hard to learn. being as good as antoni is but just overload jumping on it is easy. I think I beat the first two courses for that beggars jump map
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I am playing soldier specifically so I don't need to aim
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damn no one talking about this???
we outlived ow2 as well LMAO
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>>556318583
teri is canonically trans thoughbeit
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>>556325580i said that because i wanted to see if i could stir something and it turns out yeah i did
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>>556327341
teri anon do you go on /co/ or do you just really like the character to an autistic degree. this is not an insult im the same way
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>>556330039
is... is it not obvious?
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>>556331779
i'm just asking!! i usually stick to one board so imagining jumping back and forth between the two sounds annoying.
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HOW DO I STOP SUCKING AIIIIIEEEEEEE
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stop playing pvp games and realize that everyone better than you has either over a decade of muscle memory and gamesense built up, or have been born and raised with on ipads and are on ADHD meds so they can perceive reality faster
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This is how normal people see you two posts
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>>556333515
its true!!
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>>556333378
Fair enough, I don't expect to be a pubstomper or something but I at least want to feel like I'm doing more than being "the guy sitting in the midline about to get flanked because he's shit but self-aware enough to not feed"
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>>556331915
Well, yeah, but I poke around other places too. I use the thread watcher to keep an eye on things.
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I believe most people here by now know I'm not normal in the slightest.
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>>556334156
>thread watcher
thats fair. i used to be on /v/ much more then here. i kinda like the slower pace of this board though.
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He's so perfect bros
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZww7N9HAD8
>SouthernNinja wants a Team Fortress: Classic: Classic because the original version of it was better, apparently
lol
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>SouthernNinja
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>>556336710
SouthernNinja is a poster here
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At 5:45 he says all the developers are "troons". If that's true then I can foresee an endless amount of drama, if the TF2 Emporium is anything to go by.
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>>556337559
i moved here after the draw thread moved here. now whenever i check theres nothing to really interact with.
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ok after watching yeah all his points are valid and make sense
what a tragedy
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>>556337996
nah it was a move by the people in the thread itself. coming here stops the thread from being daily and stops spam from flooding it quickly. honestly i stopped looking in drawthreads for a few months because of how samey it would be but moving here has made it much more refreshing. its actually tolerable to lurk in.
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>>556336898
What a stunning and brave statement. Haven't heard that before.
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Happy to hear you found a more comfy home, and hopefully others feel the same and feel more inclined to participate in the future.
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>hopefully others feel the same
seems like it. people actually talk to each other and there are much more unique requests being posted, i assume from folks on /vg/ just seeing the thread while scrolling.
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>>556338362
>posting the version where she's covering her butt
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>>556338446
makes sense. you got lots of different types coming in wanting OC for their particular threads and it keeps diversity up. i can only hope it lasts a good way.
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you're right i'm sorry
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post loadouts
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Cave Story Scout
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>>556339075
yeah i'm sure i have a few times. i'm very proud of it so i post it whenever i get the chance
purple guy sniper
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>>556339182
bumblebee spy
probably my top 3. everyone else is kinda basic or shit thrown together
>Link Demo
>Wizard Heavy
>Clown Mage Pyro
>Camo Soldier
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well damn
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mann co. online cap, graybanns, essential accessories
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spy sexo
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>it's simply a limitation of the medium
Not necessarily, it's an issue of relying on just the names to convey the reference instead of making something that /looks/ like Cave Story.
With the amount of cosmetics nowadays it's pretty easy.
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>>556340742
I mean regular Scout doesn't have the green scarf or black shirt so I don't see how. The hat, maybe, but it adds the two tone thing Quote has.
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Yeah.
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>>556338764
I need to find some fitting Asuka art for a new objector
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>>556341297
it shall be considered
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>>556341234
"an apple a day"
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>>556341846
>no one would ever use this weapon ever
good, it should compete with the sapper, not completely replace it like giving it a 15 seconds cooldown would. i don't think you realize how strong a disposable homing rocket that does 1/2 the hp of a light class that can see everyone's health would be
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>>556342071
Those would work better as a spray imo. Would need something that works well being cropped into small square
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>>556342121
i was thinking you'd focus on the ass. its still recognizable. cant go wrong with a classic
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>>556342121
Crop this one a bit more and you could get a square out of it
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>>556342205
I could, though I tend to prefer including faces too if I can
>>556342328
oh believe me, I am. true though, it is recognizable.
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I can try that out
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>>556342032
its effectively a once per life thing, the cooldown itself is realistically too high to get used, you'd MAYBE get off 5-6 of them over the course of an entire match if you aren't dying often, that's roughly the same damage as a singular clip of the soldiers rocket launcher but you get to do it over the course of a match. 75 doesn't seem like it would do much, if you use it on an engineer what's your followup? a sniper? a medic? an engineer will eat that, heal at his dispenser, then repair anything you damaged with it, and you can't use a sapper to follow up. a sniper isn't going to die immediately and if you do half his health he'll just be in revolver damage range - but you would have gotten him here if you just shot him with your revolver too. if he's near his team then you can't exploit it either way. a medic will regent the health if you don't follow up but once your presence is known they'll know you are there and will just spy check while you might have been able to get a stab in otherwise
I don't see what situation this is useful, it is worse in basically every way to the sapper and barely manages to compete with just shooting someone with your revolver once. and its a whole ass minute cooldown. what does this accomplish that a singular rocket or sticky doesn't? you can be sure an engineer would be very happy to see you run this because it means you aren't going to be doing any sapping
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Note to self: make an Assuka edit next
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>>556342593
>its effectively a once per life thing, the cooldown itself is realistically too high to get used
no, you even contradict yourself later in the same sentence
>that's roughly the same damage as a singular clip of the soldiers rocket launcher
yeah, but with 100% accuracy, on a class that can cross the entire map unseen and hide pretty much anywhere
>75 doesn't seem like it would do much
it's enough to put light classes within 1-shot range of the amby at max headshot distance, or medium classes within 1-shot range of the diamondback. also a good finisher on anyone moderately to severely injured, all while being able to hit multiple people without even exposing the spy
like i don't think you're getting that spy could potentially use this from complete safety, and that groups of two spies or more can basically screw over any light class with impunity and at much greater distance than the revolver, so long as they aren't shooting these drones down
like the more i think about it the more i think it'd be too strong and is actually a bad idea
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>>556343354
Extremely plappable. Artist?
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>>556343731
That BLU scout needs that sandvich the most.
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>>556343997
>That BLU scout needs that sandvich the most.
Which one? There's 3
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>>556344113
The one with her ass exposed. She needs more of it.
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>>556344206
Dunno, the one on the right seems the most desperate for it. I guess they'll just have to share
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>>556344287
All the more reason to make her wait for the second one to come off CD. They can share something else instead
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>>556344527
Fair enough. They'll all get a turn in the end
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>>556344692
That they will. Same goes for me charging my mad milk, but it'll have to be for another time.
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gay tf2s my beloved
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>>556345854
congrats, here's your verteran's medal
>>556345920
start being straight so it flies straight or download your enemy's moveset so you predict where they'll strafe
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>>556346483
The only weapons that inherit your velocity are the flamethrowers
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>>556346802
don't rockets also do that? otherwise how are those soldiers doing those jump maps where you have to supercombine like 4 rockets all hitting the ground at the same time fired from different positions during a fall?
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>>556347462
Sync jumps only work because rockets don't inherit your velocity and you can move faster than them.
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>>556335895
I do have fun playing TF2C but the performance issue is just as bad as he shown in the video.
So I stop playing until they fix it.
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>>556345145
it's not original, but it's true
baby making sex with femscout
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>>556345386
It's not hornyposting, this is what the general has become...
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>>556356131
>wake up at 6:30am est, decide to browse while i eat my breakfast/drink coffee
>post an image for the first time that perfectly encapsulates how i feel about what i witnessed in the prior 20 odd posts
>the schizo feels so seen and hurt it attacks me
team fortress 2 general
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https://youtu.be/bwMkBH3M-UY?t=1118
>BigB and Zesty talk about GoyGolem demanding that Zesty commit martyrdom in the name of TF2
It's the only way, Zesty -- you know this -- you need to sacrifice your life for TF2's future
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