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>Previous Thread
>>555855735
+Showing all 346 replies.
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>>556253420
Apparently it was sigafoo, along with the razorback nerf
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>>556262908
thanks for that tough guy
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shupo status?
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>>556263051
>engineer main got spy nerfed
a loch n load upon his entire bloodline
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Did Zesty win yet?
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You're going on an 8 hour flight to a Team Fortress 2 LAN, which seat do you choose?
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>>556262908
this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
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>>556263885
2, my neighbor will be sleeping and the people in front of me are also sleepy. I will obviously be sleeping. Cozygang supremacy.
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ok give it to me straight
is there even a chance that we ever get Quickplay back?
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>>556265084
the chance is non-zero
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>>556265084
no
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gn fags, endeavor to be a little less gay every day
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Retarded timewasting question with an ugly unrelated tranime picture attached
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>>555859731
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>>556266239
>16-17
13+*
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>>556262908
good OP
hilda plap
>>556263354
shupo double paizuri
>>556263750
noelle plap
>>556265084
>>556265382
yordle mating press
>quickplay coming back
zero
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plap bait
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>https://store.steampowered.com/app/3897800/Poker_Night_at_the_Inventory/
Let me get stranges this time please
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>>556269047
I wonder if I can get extra copies if I get this
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>>556266927
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>>556269047
rouge paizuri
>>556269027
would
>>556270250
nice
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Sniper is a burden on the game no matter which team he's on. Attacking Snipers only serve to turtle, pick off enemies with bad positioning and awareness, and fail to take out key targets until after Medic has charged. Defending Snipers do a lot of the same, but at least they're kind of doing what they're intended to. Either position could be better filled by a Scout or a Soldier and have more utility.
Topscoring Snipers do not "carry" teams. A team with a topscoring sniper is either losing or the Sniper is pointfarming F2Ps with bad positioning. A Sniper's points can all be chalked up to being useless while real classes push and make real plays.
The psyche of a Sniper is that of a vain and scorned woman; unable to hear criticism, unwilling to make decisions to benefit a group, desperate to prove something, ready to blame everyone else when their choices result in failure. Telling a Sniper to change class is like telling a woman her ex was in the right, but at least when a woman has an emotional meltdown she will look attractive while doing it.
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>>556269960
That nigga doesn't know shit
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>>556270250
Damn I gotta check this thread more often. Good stuff bwo.
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>>556270686
Meant for >>556266239
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>>556266239
>>555859731
>racist is also a pedo
many such cases!
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>>556270250
SEXOOOO
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>>556269047
Is this gonna be a one-off or will they be able to remaster the second game too?
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Ouma sex
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>>556270250
>oppai koharu
horrible, she's supposed to be a washboard
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https://store.steampowered.com/app/3897800/Poker_Night_at_the_Inventory/?
poker night remaster is a thing soon
anyone here excited to get the items without paying a million bucks for a delisted game?
honestly the items are meh at best to me, it was the exclusivity that made them cool
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Still no shooter as good as tf2
I'm tired bro, i want something else
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>>556272668
kokichi plap
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>>556273073
I wonder how they'll censor this and it sequel
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>>556272774
koharu plap
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>>556272668
holy fuck
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This may seem trivial given the gigantic cube that projectiles interact with, but this bullshit causes it to fail more often than not and only reflect the nearest rocket. So imagine how I felt finally landing it, in a real game, at complete random without even trying.
https://youtu.be/Fje1sFQJmB4?t=170
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>>556272668
SEXOOOOOOOO
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DemofIoyd
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>>556275568
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is a pedo
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>>556276115
lol
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>>556272668
sex this thing
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>>556269047
>People that got the items through steam keys rn:
>People that missed out on the Black Rose after the AVA remaster didn't give you one rn:
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>>556276115
Incorrect, he's the least degenerate poster here.
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Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Throw bricks at pyro players. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
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>>556269047
>Trailer is just showing off the TF2 promo items cuz it's the only reason people give a fuck
At least they're honest
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>>556269047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ1O6fRCyzo
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EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
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they'll make existing ones vintage, trust the plan
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gonta
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Reminder that most of the shit Heavy says in Poker Night is him just bluffing at the table. There's a reason it sounds out of place for his character yet he fooled so many so well since the "PhD in Russian literature" bluff is still passed around as fact lol
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>>556277220
all this time and they couldn't just put promo items to unlock as untradeable with new achievements like why
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Zesty is live with his 90IQ /pol/ bf
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>>556280195
He is streaming with Viva?!
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>>556280327
gore is not allowed on twitch, so no
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>>556280604
tf2 is pretty gory, what is he playing?
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>he thinks the poker night remaster will actually give out tf2 cosmetics
laughing my lol off
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>>556280195
lol wtf is the "if you use the tomislav, i hate you" guy doing on there.
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>>556280793
read the description on the store page doofus
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>>556280793
no need to be retarded lil bro
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>>556279519
every promo item, as carefree and silly as some may seem, has paperwork involved
no one at valve is gonna start sending emails and making phone calls just to get some old reskins in the hands of the few people that want them
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>>556281095
>>556281539
>he actually thinks that they're telling the tru
no okay i'll give it up. i didn't read it lol.
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>>556281632
but they should as compensation for dropping MYM on us
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Serverblight question, would I be somewhat less fucked if my server had friendly fire, allowing me to kill proxies of my own team?
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>>556282604
it's pretty clear that from valve's perspective, the compensation for mym is the game not being shut down and removed from steam
enjoy, goy
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what are some underrated custom maps? for me it's koth_namicott
>>556269027
>>556272668
seggs
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>>556282917
Somewhat, but you'd still be fucked if one touched you, and with paranoia that means you or someone else goes the Thing route
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>>556270250
holy keyed...
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>>556269047
>requirements: 2gb of ram
>for a 16 year old game about poker

What the fuck even is optimization?
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>>556286827
Tycho's hair is very demanding
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>>556286827
it's a remaster
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>>556280195
Hey now. I've never posted on /pol/ before
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>>556262908
>>556263354
>>556265084
>>556265382
>>556269047
>>556270250
>>556281062
baby making sex with hilda, shupos, yordles, rouge, olivia, and zelda
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>>556291163
wtf is this from,,,,
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chicANO
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chickANAL
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>>556291757
many are saying this
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>>556276787
Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Get bricked up for pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with pyros. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Give pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
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>>556295027
this butt also
>>556291757
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>>556262908
https://steamcommunity.com/groups/transf2

Thanks for the OP sister, you forgot your Team fortress 2 steam group
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>>556295258
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>>556266239
average shartyfag pedo
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>>556276642
lol
>>555859731
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>schizo owner
>goes to an irl event with friends and other acquaintances, in love with one of them but doesnt commit
>catches them about to have gay sex
>selfcucks, crashes out and gets kicked out
>contacts everyone they know and suicidebaits them the whole time
>never admits accountability, over half the servers staff team leaves
>constantly threatens to take revenge all throughout
>image related
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>>556297158
>>556297234
Didn't know shupo/pokigirls/yordle poster turned heel with demofloyd now... Yikes
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>>556275568
>>556276115
trvthnuke
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>>556297750
everyone hates the floydpedoautist bro it's not that deep
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>>556297971
Same with the aforementioned porn addicts too
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>>556269047
deploy some female armpits here
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>>556298131
no just the floydpedo rly
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>>556298452
+ the other pedos, fr
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>>556298131
nope.avi
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>>556298131
Many agree with this.
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>>556298131
>muh porn addicts bogeyman
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>>556243746
Look at the image for the ban reason you fucking retard
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>>556297672
who?
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>>556298131
this.
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pornography game
pornography general
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That zesty and bigb stream was fucking awesome. Lot more energetic and entertaining than the other wet blankets zesty usually has
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>>556300254
You can say that again sister
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>>556297971
many are saying this
>>556298131
no one is saying this
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>>556300421
you may keep seething sister
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>>556300614
>1 mention of pornography
>she latches onto it
alright sis we get it, it's important to you
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>instant deflection as usual
utterly defeated and mindbroken, BOOM
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>>556300993
you should find something to think about besides trannies
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>>556301412
it's no use, his brain is already too rotten
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>>556301301
>>556301412
>>556301491
Ladies ease it up with the projection, i simply agreed with your assesment here >>556300254, i get it this stuff is serious business to you gals even more so than instead of ya know Team Fortress 2's iconic gameplay.
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(Voice) Heavy: should I be awake for this?
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>>556295690
Steam friends...
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What’s going on guys
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>>556301675
some redditor is acting smug by saying everyone here is a tranny
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>>556272668
that's a dude
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>>556301778
son im from old tf2g, reddit is porn brained; quit your yapping in projectin already
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stomachache...
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>>556301675
the guy with tranny voices in his head is having a meltdown once again
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>>556301675
we're not having enough egg making sex with cinderace
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>>556301661
*medic slams the quickfix around his dick*
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>old tf2g
You're quite literally a newfag. You could be here 20 years and still be a newfag.
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>>556301847
>son im from old tf2g
>thinks old tf2g wasn't full of porn and anime and people exchanging literal dick pics
LMAO larper moment
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>tfw you can't say shit without these people self reporting how they are on some slav shitposter buckbroke them + thinking old tf2g was people posting porn/other peoples penises
Yeap sad
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>>556302038
>>556302076
Girls...
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>woe is me i'm a retarded clown that's super obvious
you are alone and always will be
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>>556302526
>thinking old tf2g was people posting porn/other peoples penises
>thinking
okay thanks for confirming you're a newfag lmao
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>>556302705
nuh uh, i still play tf2 with my old tf2g buddies weekly
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tf2?
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>>556302832
Why are you self reporting all you did back then was focus on porn and penises sis
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>>556302887
it's too late to backpedal and deflect now retard we all know you're larping as an oldfag now
you will never fit in here
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>>556303050
>Babble
Stop talking about yourself oml
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>>556303286
kinda gay ngl
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Sometime ago people here were wondering what the source of this spy was
Well it was recommended to me, enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqziC-Hgmco
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this will be tf2 graphics in 2026
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>>556303539
I wonder if we can get a second set of the items with this new game...
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>>556303539
>Reuses the same messed up Heavy voice lines
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>>556302834
no you don't
if you did you wouldn't be here every waking hour trying to shitpost
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>>556304160
>Still projecting
you dont know me fag, i insist stop babbling and take your medications
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>>556304160
trvke
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shartyfag btfo yet again
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>>556303539
heavy has beautiful eyes
and i do mean this in a gay way
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>>556278964
>thinks it's a bluff
Heavy's character was always that he's smarter than he seems. It's entirely feasible he has a PhD in Russian literature. It's not like it's a terribly hard PhD to achieve, either.
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>>556302038
>You could be here 20 years and still be a newfag
That’s pretty fucking sad and grim
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>>556278964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZBoEXkDHks
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
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Insider info: invest in Bounty Hats. there's gonna be a boom in 4 weeks
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>>556278964
Does pretending that you're a scholar really help you win at poker?
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>>556306842
No, it's a genuine piece of lore instead of a bluff, but to some people Heavy is just the funny idiot sandvich gun man.
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trader mains have gone insane
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>>556307053
Just because Heavy might be bluffing about the PhD thing and the other stuff he says doesn't mean he's a retard
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>>556307068
*transforms into eric*
*makes 500 of these hats for free*
nothing personal kid
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A taunt of the Heavy where it's just him elegantly reading a book after violently killing you would be pretty cool. Nobody has made that yet.
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>>556308024
books are for trannies
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>>556306842
No, you're supposed to bluff about the cards you have. Poker is mostly the luck of the draw. There's an argument to be made about distracting people with stories, but going on a story about how you're secretly smart wouldn't really accomplish anything nor intimidate anyone. You can be the smartest person in the world but still get a shit hand, and someone with a strong hand would still challenge you.

It seems to stem from people thinking Heavy is actually retarded (which means they failed at media literacy), so that means it has to be a lie, but these are genuine character backstory moments. Telltale got Valve's involvement in writing Heavy's dialogue. If you're going to believe he's bluffing about his PhD, then you'd have to believe his other stories like being sad a sparrow died are also bluffs. And at that point it means you don't know anything about Heavy.
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I want a Heavy taunt that has hip whipping out Olivia and fucking her. The taunt ends when he cums.
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>>556308380
Olivia as a lunchbox replacement he can pull out and fuck at any time
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>>556307068
can you blame them when collectorfags exist
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>>556308524
*nom nom nom* cunny moist and delicious...hahaha...
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WTF why would Heavy do this???
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>>556309187
he was bluffing, nothing he says is real
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>>556309390
>Scare the shit out of your opponents
Sounds like a good strategy
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some people think they can outbluff me
maybe
*sniff*
maybe
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>>556309187
watching uncle dane vids makes you relate to heavy here
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>>556309187
That Engineer killed his entire team, that's why. Heavy is a very revenge-driven character.

>>556309390
Retard moment
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>>556310884
>Retard moment
that's heavy's every moment
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pootis-POW! HAHA!
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>>556311236
He's smart enough to track down the Administrator on his own, something even Gray Mann couldn't do.
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>>556311524
he was bluffing when he did that
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everything i say is a bluff
except that
and that
and that
and that
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>>556311902
I'm gonna bluff my dick in your ass
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sodomy hours on /tf2g/ again?
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>>556312538
we're always bluffing when we sodomize each other
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>>556312538
sodomy with pandemonica specifically
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>>556269047
>stranges
lol. lmao. kek even
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PhD? In Russian Literature
Peach Bellini? Drank
Engineer? Tortured
Sparrow? Dead
Little bunny? Made into a hat
Yup, it's bluffin' time
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>>556312894
Anal
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I can tolerate a lot of things on my favorite internet threads, but this talk of anal sex is too far. That's where poop comes from, you know.
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>>556312786
Careful on what you wish for.
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>>556313656
anal website
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>>556262908
I am heavy penis guy....and this....is my penis
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>>556262908
another jill from me
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>>556315327
been wanting to post these on the steam community but i have friends that would judge. so sad cause theyre fun to do. nice to share em here at least.
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>>556315327
>>556315534
isn't that jane valhalla
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>>556315664
close enough yeah
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>>556315234
It weighs 12 grams
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>>556315534
well yeah that's one pixelated dispenser with mirrored text and her hand isn't even on it in a way that makes sense
jk you have made a ton of quality edits so i forgive you
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>>556313656
It's okay. 80% of this thread has never had sex before. Let them have their fun for now

My fun in Team Fortress 2 is winning close matches. Hell, even a loss during a hard fought game doesn't feel too awful if my team isn't a bunch of useless cunts
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>>556317576
99%*
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>>556317696
is viva really just 1% of the thread?
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>>556315327
>>556315534
Shame your friends SUCK. Keep it up, "anon"
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>>556315327
>>556315534
>>556315751
holy trans fortress 2
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>see cartoon women
>think of trannies
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>>556318416
its real god damn annoying aint it
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>>556317787
he's the 99%
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>>556318416
>be tranny
>see cartoon character (which looks like a child)
>get a boner
this is how mentally ill YOU are
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>>556291757
everyone is saying this
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>everything i don't like is trans
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>>556318416
>>556318583
Yeah, those posts are really low quality, offtopic, spam.
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>>556291757
dude... thıs ıs not normal
Get some mental help already before you kıll yourself
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>>556318816
>
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>slave font
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Has anyone else noticed that youtube is seemingly dampening voices in videos, and then offering the voice boost option in the video settings? The voice boost ends up being too loud though too
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>>556316324
nah youre right, im not at the same level as eva anon but i love doing em.
>>556318058
:)
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>>556318416
Keep dressing up the anime girls sis, don't listen to the haters
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>>556319610
i use a digital audio compressor, works great for clamping all volume down to a certain maximum. sound lock is the one i use
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>>556319636
based
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>>556318816
Sniper (Voice): Mental sickness
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I remember when the deus specs were all the rage
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>>556313656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yvwu9BlI78U
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>>556313719
I-I meant with her on the receiving end of it...

>>556319052
no thanks I love my life too much to ever do that, maybe you should worry about your own life
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>>556319052
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>>556321430
the schizo is a turkroach, explains everything actually
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>>556321516
>turk
kek even worse, I thought he was a slav, or at least polish
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>>556321516
isnt one of the anime posters also turkish
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>>556322002
would be news to me if so
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bros I think I'm gonna puke I had milk and sushi for lunch and beer and pizza for dinner and I've had indigestion all day
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>>556319052
Unironically too late for them
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>uh oh they're making fun of me again time to start samefagging
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>>556322757
it's his magnum opus at this point
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>>556322757
projection
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>>556323043
now learn the beggar's bazooka
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>>556323043
>gunboats
>not using shotgun
doesn't count
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>>556323713
beggars isn't that hard to learn. being as good as antoni is but just overload jumping on it is easy. I think I beat the first two courses for that beggars jump map

>>556323827
I am playing soldier specifically so I don't need to aim
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damn no one talking about this???
we outlived ow2 as well LMAO
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>>556318583
teri is canonically trans thoughbeit
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>>556324831
>the girls we know you all goon to + some dude to make it *totally* not obvious
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>>556325580
i said that because i wanted to see if i could stir something and it turns out yeah i did
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>>556327341
teri anon do you go on /co/ or do you just really like the character to an autistic degree. this is not an insult im the same way
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where's all the trolldier montages set to skyfall?
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>>556330039
is... is it not obvious?
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>>556331779
i'm just asking!! i usually stick to one board so imagining jumping back and forth between the two sounds annoying.
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HOW DO I STOP SUCKING AIIIIIEEEEEEE
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>>556332758
get the cock out of your mouth
heheheh
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>>556332758
stop playing pvp games and realize that everyone better than you has either over a decade of muscle memory and gamesense built up, or have been born and raised with on ipads and are on ADHD meds so they can perceive reality faster
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>>556331779
>>556331915
This is how normal people see you two posts
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>>556333515
its true!!
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>>556333378
Fair enough, I don't expect to be a pubstomper or something but I at least want to feel like I'm doing more than being "the guy sitting in the midline about to get flanked because he's shit but self-aware enough to not feed"
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>>556331915
Well, yeah, but I poke around other places too. I use the thread watcher to keep an eye on things.
>>556333515
I believe most people here by now know I'm not normal in the slightest.
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>>556334156
>thread watcher
thats fair. i used to be on /v/ much more then here. i kinda like the slower pace of this board though.
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He's so perfect bros
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZww7N9HAD8
>SouthernNinja wants a Team Fortress: Classic: Classic because the original version of it was better, apparently
lol
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>>556335895
>SouthernNinja
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>>556335895
idk who that is and I don't care to know
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>>556336710
SouthernNinja is a poster here

>>556336048
At 5:45 he says all the developers are "troons". If that's true then I can foresee an endless amount of drama, if the TF2 Emporium is anything to go by.
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>>556334360
>i used to be on /v/ much more then here.
Me too, but /v/ getting progressively worse every year made me come to /vg/ more and eventually stop going to /v/ entirely.
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>>556337559
i moved here after the draw thread moved here. now whenever i check theres nothing to really interact with.
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>>556337727
Huh that's odd, since I don't go there anymore I wouldn't have even known the drawthread got forced here. Weird to force it over here 14 years after /vg/ was made
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>>556335895
>>556336710
ok after watching yeah all his points are valid and make sense
what a tragedy
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>>556337996
nah it was a move by the people in the thread itself. coming here stops the thread from being daily and stops spam from flooding it quickly. honestly i stopped looking in drawthreads for a few months because of how samey it would be but moving here has made it much more refreshing. its actually tolerable to lurk in.
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>>556338175
Oh that actually makes a lot more sense. Good to know.
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>>556336898
What a stunning and brave statement. Haven't heard that before.
>>556338175
Happy to hear you found a more comfy home, and hopefully others feel the same and feel more inclined to participate in the future.
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>>556338362
>hopefully others feel the same
seems like it. people actually talk to each other and there are much more unique requests being posted, i assume from folks on /vg/ just seeing the thread while scrolling.
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>>556338362
>posting the version where she's covering her butt
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>>556336898
>>556338175
>>556338362
>>556338446
sexo
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>>556338446
very sex
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>>556338446
makes sense. you got lots of different types coming in wanting OC for their particular threads and it keeps diversity up. i can only hope it lasts a good way.
>>556338510
you're right i'm sorry
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post loadouts
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>>556338654
>>556338521
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>>556338826
tfw no qt engineer wife
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>>556338764
Cave Story Scout
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>>556338989
I vaguely remember this loadout, have you posted in tf2g before?
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>>556339075
yeah i'm sure i have a few times. i'm very proud of it so i post it whenever i get the chance

purple guy sniper
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>>556339182
bumblebee spy
probably my top 3. everyone else is kinda basic or shit thrown together
>Link Demo
>Wizard Heavy
>Clown Mage Pyro
>Camo Soldier
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>>556338989
I don't recognize cave story in this at all
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>>556262908
>>556272589
>>556291757

quite so
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>>556339379
well damn
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>>556339446
me when I'm thinkin bout tittyfucking oppailivia
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>>556339446
elegant and ladylike, in a way
would love to share some cheese and wine before/after paizuri
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>>556339510
it's simply a limitation of the medium I'm sorry to say
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>>556338764
mann co. online cap, graybanns, essential accessories
>>556338826
spy sexo
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>>556339510
>>556339832
>it's simply a limitation of the medium
Not necessarily, it's an issue of relying on just the names to convey the reference instead of making something that /looks/ like Cave Story.
With the amount of cosmetics nowadays it's pretty easy.
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>>556340679
that doesn't remind me any more of quote than default scout does
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>>556340679
this reminds me of quote way more than the default scout does
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>>556340742
I mean regular Scout doesn't have the green scarf or black shirt so I don't see how. The hat, maybe, but it adds the two tone thing Quote has.

>>556340793
Yeah.
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>>556338764
I need to find some fitting Asuka art for a new objector
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>>556341234
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give spy an fpv drone to replace his sapper
1 min cooldown, ~75 damage, same radius as a stickybomb
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>>556341297
it shall be considered
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>>556341407
>1 min cooldown
no one would ever use this weapon ever
make it 15 seconds and it would still have very minimal use outside of 4 spies doing it in unison to divebomb a sentry nest
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>>556341234
"an apple a day"
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>>556341952
need that apple on my face
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>>556341846
>no one would ever use this weapon ever
good, it should compete with the sapper, not completely replace it like giving it a 15 seconds cooldown would. i don't think you realize how strong a disposable homing rocket that does 1/2 the hp of a light class that can see everyone's health would be
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>>556341952
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>>556341952
>>556342071

Those would work better as a spray imo. Would need something that works well being cropped into small square
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>>556342121
second one could work if cropped so it's just the ass (and the hand to make it recognizable)
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>>556342121
i was thinking you'd focus on the ass. its still recognizable. cant go wrong with a classic
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>>556342121
Crop this one a bit more and you could get a square out of it
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>>556342205
I could, though I tend to prefer including faces too if I can
>>556342328
oh believe me, I am. true though, it is recognizable.
>>556342353
I can try that out
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>>556342032
its effectively a once per life thing, the cooldown itself is realistically too high to get used, you'd MAYBE get off 5-6 of them over the course of an entire match if you aren't dying often, that's roughly the same damage as a singular clip of the soldiers rocket launcher but you get to do it over the course of a match. 75 doesn't seem like it would do much, if you use it on an engineer what's your followup? a sniper? a medic? an engineer will eat that, heal at his dispenser, then repair anything you damaged with it, and you can't use a sapper to follow up. a sniper isn't going to die immediately and if you do half his health he'll just be in revolver damage range - but you would have gotten him here if you just shot him with your revolver too. if he's near his team then you can't exploit it either way. a medic will regent the health if you don't follow up but once your presence is known they'll know you are there and will just spy check while you might have been able to get a stab in otherwise

I don't see what situation this is useful, it is worse in basically every way to the sapper and barely manages to compete with just shooting someone with your revolver once. and its a whole ass minute cooldown. what does this accomplish that a singular rocket or sticky doesn't? you can be sure an engineer would be very happy to see you run this because it means you aren't going to be doing any sapping
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is this b4nny >>>/lgbt/42562547
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>/tf2g/ posters crosspost on /lgbt/
it would be disappointing if it actually surprised me
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>>556342901
he's not that fat (yet)
also go back
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Note to self: make an Assuka edit next
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>>556343000
uguu~
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>>556342593
>its effectively a once per life thing, the cooldown itself is realistically too high to get used
no, you even contradict yourself later in the same sentence
>that's roughly the same damage as a singular clip of the soldiers rocket launcher
yeah, but with 100% accuracy, on a class that can cross the entire map unseen and hide pretty much anywhere
>75 doesn't seem like it would do much
it's enough to put light classes within 1-shot range of the amby at max headshot distance, or medium classes within 1-shot range of the diamondback. also a good finisher on anyone moderately to severely injured, all while being able to hit multiple people without even exposing the spy

like i don't think you're getting that spy could potentially use this from complete safety, and that groups of two spies or more can basically screw over any light class with impunity and at much greater distance than the revolver, so long as they aren't shooting these drones down

like the more i think about it the more i think it'd be too strong and is actually a bad idea
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>>556343638
I hope she takes that pick out before she gulps it in one bite
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>>556343638
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>>556343354
Extremely plappable. Artist?
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>>556343731
That BLU scout needs that sandvich the most.
>>556343759
optionaltype
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>>556343997
>That BLU scout needs that sandvich the most.
Which one? There's 3
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>>556344113
The one with her ass exposed. She needs more of it.
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>>556344206
Dunno, the one on the right seems the most desperate for it. I guess they'll just have to share
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>>556344287
All the more reason to make her wait for the second one to come off CD. They can share something else instead
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>>556344527
Fair enough. They'll all get a turn in the end
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>>556344692
That they will. Same goes for me charging my mad milk, but it'll have to be for another time.
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cease hornyposting
tastefully lewd posting is well and good, but this is GAY
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gay tf2s my beloved
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Latest patch: December 23, 2025 (44 days ago)
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no, no, continue hornyposting
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Latest blog post (148 days ago)
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>>556345710
i know that exact spot, it's on achievement apg, one of the early versions
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how to aim pills? shit never flies straight.
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>>556345386
I was done anyway since I'm going to bed. Enjoy the femscout
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>>556345854
congrats, here's your verteran's medal
>>556345920
start being straight so it flies straight or download your enemy's moveset so you predict where they'll strafe
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>>556346398
If I'm strafing, do pills inherit that momentum?
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>>556346483
no
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>>556346597
It feels like it does.
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>>556346694
>>556346483
The only weapons that inherit your velocity are the flamethrowers
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>>556346694
That's you having to adjust your distance due to your movements, not momentum
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>>556346802
don't rockets also do that? otherwise how are those soldiers doing those jump maps where you have to supercombine like 4 rockets all hitting the ground at the same time fired from different positions during a fall?
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>>556347462
Sync jumps only work because rockets don't inherit your velocity and you can move faster than them.
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>>556345920
Get into shotgun range and fire it like a shotgun
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>>556335895
I do have fun playing TF2C but the performance issue is just as bad as he shown in the video.
So I stop playing until they fix it.
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>>556343731
>>556344113
>>556344206
>>556344287
>>556344527
>>556344692
>>556345145
it's not original, but it's true
baby making sex with femscout
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>>556348961
>tards in the comments saying >hardware issue
i want to set those people on fire in tf2
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>>556345386
It's not hornyposting, this is what the general has become...
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>>556348975
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>>556343731
trans fortress 2 general group picture
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>>556355678
you already posted this turktroon
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>>556356131
>wake up at 6:30am est, decide to browse while i eat my breakfast/drink coffee
>post an image for the first time that perfectly encapsulates how i feel about what i witnessed in the prior 20 odd posts
>the schizo feels so seen and hurt it attacks me
team fortress 2 general
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>>556307068
>specialized killstreak on anything but the bonk helmet which actually makes it sheen
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https://youtu.be/bwMkBH3M-UY?t=1118
>BigB and Zesty talk about GoyGolem demanding that Zesty commit martyrdom in the name of TF2
It's the only way, Zesty -- you know this -- you need to sacrifice your life for TF2's future
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>>556356281
2/10 larp
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Wait a minute, this is just a waifuposting thread
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How do I up my cosmetic game?
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>>556360361
pick stuff that actually looks good outside of one loadout
bonus if it's paintable

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