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Current Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"
Current Rate Up Trainee: New Year T.M. Opera O (3*), New Year Haru Urara (3*)
Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Admire Vega (Power), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed)
Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200m
Main Story Chapter 5 is out
01/27 - New Beginnings Part 1
01/29 - NY Opera & Haru 3*+Fuku SSR+Ayabe SSR
02/05 - 02/12 Racing Carnival
Mid February - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200m
https://umamusume.com/news/100040/
https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/
>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo Universe
New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" released
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>>556284978
hello
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They did her dirty...
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RUBY LOVE
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Mambo!
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Brian LOVE
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are you going to test your luck for 30 bucks?
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Nice Neicha is in the Epsatono files
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FUCK OFF STUPID FAT WHORE
WHERE IS MY URARA???
FUCK YOU SHITTY GAME
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What's wrong with this OP? I have autism.
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>>556285313
don't say that...
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>garbage op
>yuri already arrived
>the animal fucker is not far behind
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Digitan LOVE
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looking for this, cowboy?
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I have lost my S rank virginity
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brian comic 1
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Tell me more about Tannhauser.
Tannhäuser is one of my favorite medieval stories
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>>556285307
Do I want to pay 10 euros for a 1/10 or whatever chances it is to get something useful, aka pay an expected value of 100 euros for a single copy of a card or uma? Hell no. I'd unironically be better off buying a complete spark with money
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brian comic 3/3
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>>556285798
brian a CUTE
maya a SHIT
all maya replies shall be [-]
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>grind and mooooootate several niggas
>my low effort f2p ass umas are the only ones that win lobbies
yea i think im done with sprint
please tell me dirt is better
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I can't believe Biwa is fucking dead
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3*wit
will this ever be useful
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>MLB Eishin
Good day.
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>>556285818there's mspaint brush tool skin color dot on her right boobit probably was there beforeso fix it yourself not hard at all
i also have this
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>29/30
DANCHOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU DO SOMETHING DANCHUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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>Fat Teio poster gone
>Digitan LOVE poster gone
>Opera bird poster gone
>NTR poster didn't wake up again
>Tachyon rapist poster gone
We are heading to EoS , MANT will be the final nail
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I want to be able to turn off every single animation. I do not want to waste my time watching the transitions before and after every single unity cup race.
The speed at which I complete careers should be bounded by how fast I can click.
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>>556286512
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my club hasn't sent a text message in over 20 hours
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>>556286836
just use 'it' when you sleep
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>>556286726
What are you talking about? I am literally here >>556285520
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>>556286907
join UMADAsh. We're a comfy A+ club, 30M/month quota but laid-back as to how you get there. So long as it happens, nobody really cares.
We've got one spot open, so it's first-come first-served.
drop your ID if interested.
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I'm actually really excited for MANT
Anyone got a ETA for it?
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>>556286774
it doesnt change anything besides giving you like 5 less stat points total
>why wouldn't you go middle every time then
in order to get the max boost for riko you can afford 1 middle pick max, if you go 2111 you run the risk of getting turf queens in the last top and u know what happens next
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>>556287105
>but laid-back as to how you get there. So long as it happens, nobody really cares
What an odd thing to say, in my mind I already have you as -that- kind of club from now on.
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I can't tell if my luck is abysmal or great. I am so far below 3% in my Uma pulls for 3-stars, but I usually get my target before the average except the single time I had to spark. Most recently I got:
Festival Gold City in 52 with no other 3-stars
Dober in 47 with no other 3-stars
XOguri in 93 with one other 3-star (Cleric Grass Wonder)
NO TAMAMO and 0 3-stars on the 50 free pulls with an additional 10 daily paid.
New Year Opera in 27 this morning with no other 3-stars
Still debating if I want to keep pulling on New Year's Banner for Haru because I heard she's a great dirt Uma and I have no other specific dirt umas and have to use Oguri, El Condor, and Taiki for TT
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>>556287375
oh yeah Nioh 3 I got confused
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>>556287498
/v/ still has uma threads? didn't they move to discord?
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>>556287287
quit while you're ahead
RNG gives and RNG takes
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I should add I had to pity for SMaru and only got normal Gold City and 2x SSpe's in the 200
I've also been pulling daily paid on every banner since half anniversary when I bought 7500 carats and I have yet to pull one since I bought the carats in the middle of November, so well over 100 pulls.
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>>556287806
I would still argue that you're luckier than the average player
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>>556287287
ny urara fucking sucks. The ult isnt saving her ass. Not sure why she's ranked high in dirt. I built one for TT and she performs worse than the shitty A rank pasa I made months ago. maybe there's a secret tech idk but i dont see it
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I’m going to be honest with you guys, ever since I started playing this game, I’ve developed a fetish for being raped by strong women
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My case is in my last ~600 Uma pulls I've only pulled 8 3-stars, 1 being a dupe.
8/600 = 1.33% which is less than half of what I should have and my roster is lacking and now I'm stuck deciding if I should actually pull on the all Uma banner even though its a retarded use of carats.
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>>556288228
Same, I've been getting more consistent S ranks and almost hit S+ for the first time.
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>>556288380
But you pulled your targets. You're doing better than most.
I say as someone who has had to pity the last three targets, and got nothing at all extra during one of those attempts.
Use the all banner if there's something you want to spark and choose beyond what you can get with the selector. That's all there is to it.
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I don't think I'll do scamcha until year 3 or 4 when more umas are in the pool
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Anyone pulling on all umas or Sasami banners tomorrow is clinically retarded and should have their trainer license revoked
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I would definitely say good. Depends on how you value strays, I guess, but I'd put the emphasis on getting your goals.
Not that the distinction matters overly in my case, as I get neither without dipping into my current account, harharhar...
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I have managed to luckshit almost every uma I rolled for within 100 pulls with the exception of Brian who is the only one who forced me to go all the way to pity
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Mah fuarking heroes
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>>556289250
no indeed, the only guarantee is I get one of them by the time I spark. But I haven't pulled on an uma banner since August, and I'm fucking sick of it, I want more horse girls, goddamnit. So I will spark one of those (add NY Opera O to the list, forgot her), and be content.
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>>556288810
Nah, not really.
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>>556289406
mine looks like this, I'm so pulling
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I can't make good Umas... I'm too retarded for this game. I give up.
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I wish I had money to throw because this woman at MLB looks sooo good, she has a bunch of events that give skill points and fast learnet gamble. At least for parent farming she seems a good borrow.
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7 and you will not pull any 3*s from the all-uma banner
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So how exactly did people know you could not log in and get the Tamamo pulls transferred to the Support banner? Will this work at anniversary with Kitasan (Uma) and the support then? I'm really hurting on the must have supports for MANT. 0LB Windy, 0LB Flower, no SSR NN.
I'm getting fucked by the free support pulls, I have got a single Jordan Stam SR, everything else was Rs or debut SRs I've already had MLB.
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Why was it ok for their mother to cheat with 2 different men?
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lowrolling speed on 0% speed growth umas sucks.
>4speed cards
>2 stamina cards
>inherit max power sparks
You wit will suffer, but that's too bad, you're much more likely to get a viable medium/long uma this way.
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>>556289921
its okay when woman do it
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>>556289697
Thanks for making it easy to decide to pull or not
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you guys are weird
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>>556289912
Those cards and those stats don't match up then.
Are you pressing the chevrons trainings?
When you play, do you aim for uma friendships with your trainings? Do you at least get your unity team to rank E before you first unity cup game?
The only way I think you may be playing is that you press speed/stamina/power 2 times, go rest, and repeat. And that for some reason you only pop bubbles on wit. Only rest if the failure chance is above 15% and you CANT train wit (no chevrons or umas)
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>hyper cringe thing: gets posted
>everyone is disgusted
>everyone decides not to mention it again as not to attract these subhuman again
>anon makes a collage of said event
really makes you think...and me noooooooootice
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you can do logic shift (<< >>) in command prompt...
you can get "1" back by doing oshell.run cmd.exe color ff, 7, true
umamusume
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Good evening /uma/
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>>556290527
throwing beans at the cute demon
>>556290515
no. how would there be anyway, you need to combine a separate audio and video file, which means remuxing, which needs third party tools.
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>>556290525
To be fair I didn't think Tama was a speedlet 0% growth uma, for some reason I thought she was 15-20%
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>>556290252
>faggot (aka you) posts garbage to farm (you)s
>make a collage to celebrate all the epic (you)s that you got for posting garbage
kill yourself immediately nigga
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>>556290657
Make sure to visit Tomakomai!
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>>556290739
she's got golshi growth, 20/10 stam/pwr, which is great for endurance umas, not so great for speedmaxxing.
I can count the times I've maxed speed on long distance umas with 0% speed growth on one hand. I just can't do it.
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Where is the announcement for the all uma banner? I don't see it.
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>>556290292
>Are you pressing the chevrons trainings?
yes
>When you play, do you aim for uma friendships with your trainings?
Yes I did train some A+ umas but I never reached S for anything, I'm not a newfag I just suck.
Picrel is probably the best Uma I ever made...
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>>556291168
its in the schedule for the month, silly billy
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I was going to scribble a female trainer getting strapped by my top oshi but I ended up only drawing her with a fat ass
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Uhhh I guess I'm dumping the rest of the spark I saved on the fuku banner?
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>>556285254
Nope.
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You WILL roll for the All-Spark tomorrow
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Did you pull any Fuku from the free pulls so far?
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I think he meant skipping Rickey
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>I an technologically illiterate.
Since you're being honest, fair.
Combining audio+video is piss easy, the question is how much effort and what program one wants to use. Another issue is the fact that not every [sound] post is the same, making the combining complicated, provided one wants the end product to be sharable via discord, social media or whatever the fuck.
One could combine and then convert it into a compatible file, but that takes longer and will result in worsened quality.
TL;DR: On paper it's easy, but complications make a "one size fit all" solution KINDA impossible.
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>soulless since its really hard to mutate your oshis to win them.
how hard that is depends on who your oshi is. honestly the worst part of trying to boost G ranks is building the parents for it, once you have them the actual runs aren't that bad.
and before you point it out, yes I am aware that the stats on this aren't perfectly minmaxxed
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>>556291414
The bird doesn't need the key, the cage has enough space for the bird to walk outside.
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>>556291545
you're going to rip a hole into her hole?! you're a monster... taiki, shoot this guy.
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>finish training bakushin for next CM
>check my trainee options
>realize I should've trained her as pace instead of front
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>>556289915
...no?
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BakuSHIT refuses to complete her event chain
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imagine the campaign
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>>556291814
hey
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Bit late for recruiting sessions.
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Don't wait for sloptubers to lie to you telling you it's a bad card, this is the kitasan black of pal cards. If you skipped Fuku make sure to get her.
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>>556291814
Hi.
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Help, this young maiden is tempting me!
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>>556291678
true
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>>556291972
Happy birthday, anon!
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>>556291873
Wind Baba still looking great even at 35 years old
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maybe I was unnaturally blessed on the day I was doing my mutation runs. it only took me 3-4 tries to get a usable (but not perfect) sprint Gold Ship. farming the parents to be able to do those runs took me like two fuckin weeks though and it was incredibly torturous.
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is this faggot serious?
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I like to imagine the Uma version stories of lesser known race horses. Like Rich Strike, the 2022 Kentucky Derby Winner who had survived a barn fire that killed 23 other horses, and only got in the Derby cause another horse dropped out last second
80 to 1 odds, and they won. Imagining that in the Uma verse almost makes me want to write a fanfic about it.
Or how bout the horse whose jockey died on their back, Sweet Kiss, on their first race.
Both are prime suffering material, when translated to Uma
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>>556292196
I love Dia
I'm probably pulling for Kitasan, but I might lose control and pull Dia too.
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>>556291602
No I will not, I will save for my oshi's future banner
DECEPTICONS RISE UP
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>>556292314
what the fuck
are people just running clown shit in rooms now to throw people off?
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Happy birthday bro, have some Maru
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MANT will make parent farming way easier and refreshing, and it will reward you for your time invested, right now parent farming is for the masochist
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>>556292314
Me? I run hesitant pace chaser on all my aces
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>>556291972
OTANJOUBI OMEDETOU GOZAIMASU
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I already knew this was a low roll run when 3spd/3wit deck decided to give me single rainbows since FIRST summer, but Cygames didn't have to be this blunt about it. At least this botched borrow run gave me a laugh.
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I like how teio's biggest threat is herself. digitan's I feel like was maybe a joke about king halo's first-rate caboose or something. "strongest being in the user's subconscious" = "best ass on the racetrack" also opera o but that maybe makes a little more sense even if digi beat her before
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The important thing is that you have more Crystal Shards and Star Pieces to earn from the event
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Would it be fine as long as you hit 50% as long as you have good Gold Skills?
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What is your opinion on the colombian San Antero donkey sex festival? Have you attended it? I was considering if it was worth a visit, or maybe if it would be a disappointing experience compared to real mares
uma musume
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>join capricorn lobby
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I'm so fucking afraid, bros. I can't tell who are my friends (F2P) and who are the whales.
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Is there a good accel for Fronts in the Dirt CM that isn't Angling
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>>556292470
I wish Dia came first, I don't think I'll have 60k by then and pulling on Kita blindly is scary.
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>C sprint
I can do this
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kek that's an interpretation I will accept
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>>556293085
This right after >>556293101
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>>556291972
EYE CONTACT, WARM SMILE, NURSING HANDJOB
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>>556293179
If S Sprint isn't important that means B Sprint isn't important either so you only need 1 inspiration
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>>556293272
Dirt CM though, Doto's ult procs right before spurt.
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psst
our danchou may kill someone soon
join autis/uma/, the newest a+ /uma/ club
respond here with your user id, or search for the club ingame and have /uma/ in your bio
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Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy realy really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realyyl really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really love Stego.
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Is Uma&Co the only non schizo club here? They always hit A+ with no quotas, no botting, all of them play the game normally, they even recruited a fresh dacchi with 30k fans
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>Or how bout the horse whose jockey died on their back, Sweet Kiss, on their first race.
>her beloved toreina-san had a heart attack during her make debut race and ended up being disqualified
>trainers begin referring to her as the "Sweet Kiss of Death" and no one is willing to take her on as a trainee
>(You) decide to scout her despite her constantly warning (You) to stay away
could be kino
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>>556291417
Its just a bunch of chicken scratches on MSPaint since I'm too unmotivated to plug in my tablet. She's alsobrown. Added a little Brian plush keychain thingamabob to make this more on topic.
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True, recently when I aimed for power at 1100, the spark hit it twice and gave me a 2*. Sad it wasn't 3* but it also easily could have been 1*, so I can't be mad for when those happened. But that 1* eventually will, I'm prepared.
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>>556293429
Need 10 Dirt and 10+pink Mile inspiration but sounds doable desu
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I can't do it bros I can't make a pasa better then my shit king that loses in lobbies anyway
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Fucking Ayabe, what’s her problem?
It’s only just, if Doto crush her dream.
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>>556293785
That is an excellent idea. I'll put it into my pile of things I really need to draw.
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>>556292509
not after I meet them
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>>556293836
>Google Tachyon's Lab
>Get this shit as a third result
https://tachyonlab.com/en/introduce/introduce/0
What?
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Hoeh, arigatou
https://jiggie.fun/Ho6ET2
https://jiggie.fun/Ho6ET2
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>>556294313
It's an event that lets you get upgrades to specific sparks. So say you have an Uma with a 2* pink spark and a 1* blue spark but their whites are absolutely fantastic. You can get them both to 3*.
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>>556294432
Like 4, as long as you save all your pity til the end.
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Even with 4 it wouldn’t be guaranteed, though. You’d still need to get average luck with that.
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>>556294062
I see, worrying number of umas have severe mental health problems (including poor Doto).
But still, Doto did nothing wrong to her, it is trainer’s choice to run that G1…
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>>556294773
if you have to borrow something other than finemo, no you don't. borrow finemo. tank the gold skill loss, its not as important as maxed wit
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I love Rice
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>>556294432
assuming average luck of 4/5 niggas in a spark
you redeem all your sparks at the very end with whatever is left that you didn't get
you will still get some duplicates even if way less than an actual rateup banner
I think6/7sparks
unironically
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Say anons, if youre not stuck making aces and doing parent runs, why arent you breeding in a free accel for later scenarios?
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>pulled new years urara and halloween rice today
is the game telling me to go be a good big brother
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I'm no longer falling for the anti-Dia propaganda. I am signing the epsanto contract.
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1 star groundwork procs
10 star sprint zzz
5 star turf zzz
Fuck this game
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god man JP cards are so fucking stupid
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>run a powerlet and a witlet in rooms
>both win an equal amount of times
I don't understand this cm
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I am disappointed to learn that digitan is an ass-peasent and not a boob-god.
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>>556293471
I will open this slot immediately if we have a taker.
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>>556295578
Maxed Power + Max Wit Falco with Plancha and Mummy Hug wins every single time
everything else is just Team Trials
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>>556295614
my wife agnes is not this chunky!
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>>556295738
She jobs most of the time soon, I still need to update her now that I have Fuku
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Moxie is the only good unique activator for this race
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Since no one is willing, I volunteer to marry and impregnate T.M. Opera O
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>>556294806
I, too, am tempted to bite Special Week's ass.
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is helios fucking retarded?
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>>556295491
I'm going to front ogurin too so I'll let you in a secret
borrow the helios SSR power card and get escape artist on her
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Forever Young arrived in Riyadh in preparation for Saudi Cup
https://x.com/TheSaudiCup/status/2019137523189182910?s=20
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sex with Dia's boobs
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Double front/Suzuka doesn't work specifically only for this CM, because it's impossible to make a huge lead. Falcon only works because of her ult, even if she gets raped by 1200 wit paces on the final corner she can win it back
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>>556296216
>zero replies
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All the rerolling and saving is finally starting to pay off
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Its pal/speed. Very good for MANT, ends up stomped by tachyon, smaru and pasa soon after.
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https://youtu.be/pE30hM1wCNY?si=nLZspqbCMhtueKzC
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4 more runs and I'll have my Narita Brian expert title
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>>556297341
i don't condone naughty behavior
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>botting for 12 hours
>come back
>-80 total carats
aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee bring back 2x career rewards please
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what's the correct move here?
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yes
10 days till Saudi Cup btw
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>>556298320
the correct move is to not train dumb falcon in the first place
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>>556292918
Sorry for the late reply, was busy. Sadly I only used FFmpeg, but it very NOT beginner friendly, due to the lack of an interface, meaning you need to fiddle with magic runes in a text editor.
So sadly I can't recommend anything to you beyond that, all I can tell you is to research topics like "remuxing audio" and the like, very sorry.
I could give you a simple pastebin, or you could simply ask some funny AI(seriously), but that still means you need to do some stuff on your own.
It's not as daunting as some would make it out to be tho, it's the initial hurdle that can be scary.
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>>556298602
This reminds me of my favorite fgo doujin where both semen demons compete for the master and he tames them and fucks them both into becoming best friends and he fucks both of them
I want that but Falco and Curren
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>>556298754
Ye all power and a 2* Stam
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Maya is smart she's just pretending!
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If you have 1000+ Wit you're basically on Escape Artist the entire time. Also you can just fish for fast-paced with unity hints.
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>>556297594
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>>556298668
Enough. As long as you’re playing the game and keeping us in the loop when you can’t, all’s well. That is, provided you don’t make a habit of completely flatlining.
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>game is about winning races, thus running fast
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sure fucking love my pacers procing their corners skills only to get fucking forced back into like 8th, automatically losing me the race
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4 for speed
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6 for wit
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This one is kinda ridiculous too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsgjSL16i6Y
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Tell him I'll literally upload his courses content to youtube for free
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>>556291684
I know, I've done it myself. It just sucks enormously because if you don't hit the inspiration your run is beyond bricked, not even "maybe usable with great stats" but you just throw it out completely. I finish them for danchou's sake but it's tiring me out more than anything else I've done in this game...
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>IF in final straight, above 4th and less than one length from uma infront, gain 0.1 accel
It doesn't work in 1st, but it is somewhat consistent for something that can proc immediately in late-race
that's why it's the meta inherit for CM9
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>Rice's Shower
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>>556286726
>You have to run 10 races a day to use TP
>Where the fuck is every autist
You dont know how tiring it is to do 10 careers without botting
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time for my 90th free roll with 0 anything..
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? Moomoo said guts build is literally the best and most powerful deck on MANT that's why he is encouraging people to roll on ntr banner for admire vega. He mentioned you'll miss alot when you don't have her.
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you can only choose one
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>>556300764
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Did i win?
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>5 runs
>5 S-less runs
>5 runs with 1200/400/900/300/1000
Fuck me
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Wow Trainer how old are you again? Don't you think you're too old to be hitting on and getting hit on by underaged teenager umas? Why don't you go for umas in your age range instead haha.
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Did Red end up her caretaker by court order due to Pokemon abuse or something?
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Speaking about mutating, because MANT is based around G1s, you will be forced to mile/med/long your umas. Any uma that is shit at distances is at disadvantage in MANT.
This also compounds to properly getting distance S because half your sparks are used for distancepadding.
>didnt roll for xOguri or Maru that can effortlessly run anything
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Grooming and caring for my beautiful wife, Tachyon, and being rewarded with kisses.
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I want to marry King Halo
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>They forgot to add Transforming to the jukebox
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>>556300723
and I'm now 0 for 90 on anything usable. only dupe SRs and nothing else. Zero rainbows. No way free pulls arent tilted. Hell I'd maybe uninstall after 100 pulls without a single rainbow if it were my carats
>/blog
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>Fuku speed and NN wit on the free 10 pull
Finally something good for once.
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>>556301359
Got stinky Windy? Got the cunny flower? Yer set.
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>akiramenai wa, ZETTAI NI!
>3rd
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>>556299058
>I'm not allowed to use the word "Fag" in the title
Okay...FAGGOTS https://pastebin.com/e3Nk8XM6
I could've made a "one size fits all" solution in a way, issue is quality and speed concerns, making this a lil bit of a bitch to handle, at which point you might a well just work with the source video itself.
At the very least this here should give you an idea of how complicated this stuff is at a base level.
Disclaimer: I don't take responsibility for any tech illiterate related mishaps, I assume there to be a little bit of general live experience and smartness(IQ).
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>tachy kisses you
>you feel happy
>next day she kisses you twice
>you notice her breath smells weird even though she brushes 5 times a day religiously
>next day you tail her before she goes back to your room
>she's blowing 3 guys guy in the alley
>go back home
>she kisses you 3 times
>next day the same but it's 4 guys
>she kisses you 4 times
>you tell her you found out about what's going on
>says it was an experiment tee-hee~
>every day she keeps blowing guys in the alley
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Neither, I know who I want
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>triple rainbow
>over 50% energy
>Get Well Soon!
NI
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>I assume there to be a little bit of general live experience and smartness(IQ)
You may assume too much, but I'm sure I can't set anything on fire so it'll be grand.
Also, I thought you'd just LINK me a pastebin rather than MAKE one; thank ye kindly!
Finally, after all this time, I might actually know how to combine this crap I've been saving. Brings a tear to the eye.
Cheers again!
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>>556301396
How can you not understand something so simple? You have to dress a lot more modestly if you don't want your umas to take notice and be tempted by you. If you go around campus wearing only a polo shirt and long jeans you are practically asking to be sexually assaulted and you would have no one to blame but yourself. Umas will be Umas, young umas can'thelp themselves we can't really police them you know.
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skill issue
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I lowkirkenuinely don't get how people are getting 1200 power without clicking power training
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>I'm sure I can't set anything on fire
Either the batch script works, or it doesn't. No heavy work is being done by it, no encoding or whatever.
>thank ye kindly!
I tend to do my stuff properly, to a degree that is.
I'm sure there is some great program out there that does all this shit using a GUI, but I sure as hell don't know about it, simply because I never needed nor wanted it.
Again, when in doubt, literally ask ChatGPT, or ask google "how to combine video audio file using ffmpeg".
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>>556302340
That's ok, I'll still eat her cooking even if it's bad
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>>556302160
It happened again
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>>556302272
>we can't really police them you know
I already know that
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>>556302289
Parents and proper bombs.
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if your uma has wit growth then you can do 3 speed/3wit decks to increase your power. Kita, King and a borrowed MTG card (which also gives head-on during her first chain event) should be enough to get 1100+ power even without any extra growth.
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>>556301876
what causes seaniggers to be this ugly and twisted? literal brown soul
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>>556302758
>>open twitter
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I'm going to do my borrow runs now, wish me luckplease
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First time my umas actually get podium in 10 scrims, I forgot how bullshit sprint RNG was in the early versions of the game
64717968 > sprint scrim /uma/ edition
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>run going well
>get onsen ticket
>turns absolutely abysmal
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>>556303005
A hangover is nothing to complain about...
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>>556295386
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Genuinely what would you even do? Would pushing her aside piss her off? Would I even have the strength to do that? Seriously what the fuck am I supposed to do bros I'm scared.
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>>556302272
Uhh but I dress like this? There's no way any uma would get aroused by such boring attire...
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>>556303418
make sure parents have at least 2 sprint stars. parent stars have 2x impact as grandparent stars
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>>556303451
I'd tell her she won't get any food if she keeps ups her shit
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>>556302854
inbreeding and crippling porn addiction
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>>556303452
All I'm doing is wearing tailored slacks and a buttonup shirt with my sleeves rolled up because it's warm outside, and they say I deserve to be sexually harassed by these girls who could kill me with their bare hands? This is a social justice issue...
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>>556303207
My Falco did everything right, even proc her unique frame perfect, but poor prediction from me, always Oguri Cap torena-san
Round 2 > 16732118
>>556303323
New sprint skills that don't activate in any straight, but the final one so you can control more when your Uma accelerates
More specialized sprint umas like Durandal, Calstone and the reworked Akebono that have strong uniques
Right now sprint is pure RNG and you can barely control anything outside the midrace velocity and even then your uma can still lose after doing everything right
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I'll probably just use my f2p deck and enjoy group b in CMs. I have no clue how this mode plays out anyway maybe I'll watch some MANT videos how they play this scenario at slow motion because I have no fucking clue what they're doing like item choices & usage timing, deck builds.
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Yeah I remember people are saying you cant earn wit that much during races are people gonna brute force races with max speed power guts?
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>>556303452
**for me?**
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>>556303451
why become her trainer if you're not willing to submit
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>>556303656
I don't think that's smart
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>smart falco
>growth is 20% speed 10% power
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>dropped 390 rolls on fuku
>pulled fuku only 2 times
I'M ABOUT TO FUCKING LOSE IT
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I'M TIRED OF UNITY
WHEN IS MANT COMING OUT
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>>556305056
>I'm not gay (inb4 denial fuck you assholes)
methinks, protest too much etc.
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>>556305114
it's really nothing special, if she hits OYL + NSM she will at least place top 3, and if she doesnt she's probably bottom 3
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LETS MUSCLE!
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>>556305056
yes. actually what this anon said
>>556303825
kinda sums it up. with the exception that you need to be kinda fit though.
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Thread slowed down, guess everyone is going to sleep. Good night bros
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>>556305323
I've tested NSM (3 lates/3 ends teams) and it's incredibly unreliable, is Redshift the gamechanging skill?
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>>556302217
Should've made this improvement from the get go, but oh well. Forget the renaming bullshit, just use one of these. Note that I removed the "pause" bit, meaning the console closes after it finishes. Only left it in originally so it's less spooky and "hackerman".
https://pastebin.com/Nkb7ziF5
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>>556305820
Who goes to sleep at 7pm
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bros... the umamusume files...
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KINGU HOT SPRING TICKET
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>>556306013
>spe, ogu and CB are in the trancen files
I FUCKING KNEW IT
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Farmers?
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Wow. For the first time, I actually don't have to bounce to class 5. (Please do not fucking go above this).
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>>556306083
Wtf which part of the world are you guys?
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>>556296938
>580 kg when last measured
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>>556306486
Brother, I live in NYC. It is 7:30PM.
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>>556306519
>a 580 fucking kilo monster racing at 64-70~ km/h
>while walking on a fucking thumb
disgustingly weird creatures, but man are they majestic
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>>556306486
time.is says 7pm is new york timezone, eastern usa
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>>556306352
GRASS NO YOU CAN'T SMACK YOUR TRAINER'S ASS
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>>556299392
The thing is, I'm looking for a casual club for the next month and A+ might not be suited for me. I really despise flatlining but I may be doing a career/day max, maybe two or three if I feel like training aces. So I'll be doing roughly 300k/day. I honestly don't think that's okay for A+, but seeing as casual clubs are full, if you want I'm in. If not, that's okay, as I said, I don't think I'm a good fit right now.
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>>556306740
How is the weather today on your side of the continent?
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Can I use this?
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>>556288932
Oh right, this one is because Panthalassa tried the exact same strategy as Suzuka in the same race (Akiten), but is defeated in the final stretch by that eclair
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==Divination results:==
BP: 126/68; Pulse: 78
Run result: 2.7 miles in 27:03
Today's high affinity numbers to be determined as 2, 6, 7, 8, of which strictly more than half must match in order for this anon to survive.
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Eliminating the lower affinity numbers allows our target anon a total of 4 chances.
First roll: 8(8) 2(5)
Second roll: 5(8) 1(6)
Third roll: 2(1) 4(3)
Fourth roll: 8(8) 9(4)
Anon has failed the divination check.
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>>556292124
>the matriarch to japan's horse racing peak
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>581k
>it's only wednesday
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>>556307490
LLMs are currently good for exactly two things: ERP/Jerking Off, and very basic tasks. For anything more complex, you need purpose tuned models, such as Opus 4.5 for the peak of Coding.
But yes, hope you get things going, provided I didn't fuck anything up here or there. Just mention me in the coming hours, I'm here for a while, or can check threads for (You)s.
>>556307562
One of the greats for damn sure.
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>>556307401
Getting more gold skills and capping at least one stat helps to get you to 14k
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I got two Ayabes and a brand new Chiyo from the free rolls on the banner so far. I think I'm bricked.
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>>556307567
My beloved Ace did the trick!
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>>556307863
DATS NOT ACE
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>>556308014
>sponsoreo
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>>556305362
>Why didn't you prune your algorithm to only show Japanese posts about uma?
I've tried. I cannot tell you how many people I've blocked
>Didn't this happen several months ago? Is twitter talking about this again?
It comes back up at least once a month
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>>556303201
because there's legitimately good content about horses and umas alike? Just ignore all the shit and focus on diamonds
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New website out
uma.guide
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>>556308197
>I cannot tell you how many people I've blocked
I never block anyone, I just like and retweet things I want to see more of and not click or even look at stuff I don't want
it just works
>It comes back up at least once a month
How the fuck can they farm one retard so much? Do they have nothing else to talk about?
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kingu
that is all
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>>556306905
Funny you say that, I think danchou just kicked a guy
Try applying to HonseFun
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Thanks
>>556308803
I like how neat its explained below
Im too retarded to understand distance rate oderrate overtake target
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>>556309198
>dia's mom is argentinian and bouquet's mom is chilean
>both sired by Deep Impact
Pui the Latina chaser...
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>>556309547
her Unique kinda sucks ass in either form but her aptitudes are great for running the full mile-medium-long gambit without much investment so yes she survives a lot better than some other umas
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>>556307349
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>>556309547
Gold City's Race bonus is Innate, not a secret event.
think of Gold Ship (and Gold City and Finemo) Locking training to a specific stat. These are innate events not tied to winning specific races, so they exist in MANT
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>he's immune to propaganda
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>>556309663
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>>556309878
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>>556300951
Kitasan getting ignored while everyone hits on her BFF Dia...
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>>556309381
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>Karen Boqueteira
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>>556308949
But this doesn't have shit listed for almost anyone either?
I get it says "coming soon", but that's an easy thing to say.
If they do add all that shit, then sure, we can talk then, but it's missing stuff Gametora has atm and Hakuraku already does the veteran search.
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>>556305321
Damn she ended up cracked.
6 stam 3 pow
2 long 5 turf
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>>556310434
No, Curren is just the clan name. They just have the same owner. There are a LOT of Currens
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>>556310373
>extracts your data
>directly uploading your data or running an . exe with your data
I didn't use hachimi, hakuraku, and sweepy and those things are trusted. No way in hell I'm using a tool from VF's discord.
This is very sketchy as fuck.
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>>556309748
she has truly shit growth stats, but I really really hope she spooks me tomorrow, she's so incredibly beautiful. Like, radiantly beautiful. Her eyes are incredble, it's not just her body, which is absolutely first-rate (sasuga her mother), she's just.....umazing
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>>556310516
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>>556311239
The shilling is very aggressive, like with the umalator when they made it, and it's being shilled by VF. No way in hell I'm using an executable file, and upload my data to their site just to view ingame info already available in gametora.
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>>556311396
funny you mention not understanding wit when we're passing the wit check to avoid this spyware
'ate sloptubers
'ate vf
'ate SEAposters (not racist just dont like em)
love me gametora
love me seriru
simple as
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AHHHH THEYRE GONNA STEAL THE MONEY I DONT HAVE FROM THE CREDIT CARD I DONT OWN IN THE GAME THAT DOESNT STORE MY DATA
AAAAAAA
THEYLL REPORT MY HORSE PORN TO THE GOVERNMENT
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>>556306742
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>>556310373
Pretty sure this goes against TOS, will ask the boss about it.
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>>556308774
Thanks for your suggestion, anon. Hope you find a good player, your club is pretty cool.
>>556308942
That would be great. If they're recruiting, I'm in.
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>>556311278
I love gyarus, but setting aside 400 rolls probably won't be enough. Fuck, I like all of them, especially Helios and Gold City, I just can't afford 600 rolls because Pasa Speed comes out in April 2027, and we'll need 600 rolls for that minimum.
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>>556311000
she's very cute and loves burgers. retarded but not so much that she doesn't realize it and that causes some self-esteem problems. was surprised how much I ended up liking her story too.
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>>556311630
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>>556310373
>tehe use this to extract your data
>upload it on our site to sort and help you trust
Not even an actual injector that messes with your files is this suspicious.
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>>556310516
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>20 more free pulls on fuku
>just hit 200 today
>have her at 2LB
>if i take the spark its 3LB
it feels like far too much coincidence that we're about to get 20 rainbow shards for the first time... i think this is TOO coincidental. the cygames gambling AI is setting me up to feel tempted to use a rainbow crystal to MLB her, and then it's going to give me a copy to cleat immediately after. i will resist the urge and keep waiting.
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>>556312023
I honestly don't know why that nigger or his discord buddies come here, people hate his singapoorean brown ass so he should stay where he belongs. He already has an audience of brown people like himself, why bother coming here? What's so special about getting the chuddy 4chan seal of approval? It makes no sense.
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>which means every 3* is a guaranteed gyaru
that is NOT what it means!!!!
LIAR! LIAR! LIARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
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It's SEAhours although a little earlier than usual. Hope you're ready for the nonstop off topic
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>>556311106
here's hoping you get her!
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>>556312205
>clear discussion about the horse game is offtopic
oh sorry maybe we should post more pig porn to steer back on topic
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>>556311928
BecauseI post them on /bag/ to bait rapeposting
>>556312047
Why are mares like this..?
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>>556308774
Aw gee thanks Autis/uma/ danchou, nice of you to vouch for our club :)
Best of luck in searching for that new member
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>>556311760
Yes, a new slot is open! just in time
Feel free to apply in-game or reply w/ your ID here
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Torena-san...
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eating the snow.
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>>556312176
for some insane reason, attention whoring online personalities crave anon's validation. look how far elon musk went to try and fit in with cool kids on /pol/. my best guess is that it makes them feel like they have an authentic draw to them even here, where people can laugh at you with no repercussions.
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>>556312176
attention whores like him could have entire servers and chats praising him constantly yet see a single anonymous post saying something negative and it'll ruin his entire day
why? insecurity and inferiority complex, he knows he will never be as respected as the wit jap because he has no charisma to speak of
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>>556312350
right on the money lol I think it was from a few threads back. in-game it says "umako"
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>>556312176
they think 4chan is the boogeyman
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Isn't the extractor thingy considered a blatant 3rd party tool that goes against the warning Cygames announced weeks ago?
Is this their new strategy because gaslighting isn't working anymore because of Seriru that they'll start comprising others' accounts to reduce competition?
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>>556312623
How the hell did he gather such a dedicated following anyways? He has negative charisma.
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>>556312639
I want to call you a liar, but I want to not check the thread for myself even more
what the fuck is wrong with this board, fucking brown niggers, you need to be burned at the stake, you need Jesus, maybe both. . . . .
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>>556312814
Accepted, welcome!
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>>556303738
>little shits can't handle fanfiction
Pathetic
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>>556312831
same way 99% of gacha guide makers did, take info from JP, KR or CN and badly translate it into english. when the balance patch dropped none of them knew how to react because they couldn't copy shit anymore.
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>>556310950
Is Vivlos conducting ransomware, give us his ID we should report it to Cygames
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Alright, which one of you is the hacker known as 4chan?
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>>556313151
ryanfag here, here you are
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>>556313026
i don't, that's why i asked.
>>556313046
but i don't play that game so it's impolite to post there.
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>>556312785
Why yes I am mossad
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>>556313257
Bery cute
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>VF making trainers use tools to get banned
>meanwhile seriru is most likely getting swole with the Gentildonna protein shake
Very funny
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>>556309748
Okay then, sexy fat-titted princess!
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>>556313395
Did it work?
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>>556312639
>took a break from Uma to play other games
>first thread back and I read this
I leave you fuckers for like 5 minutes and this is what you do
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>>556312785
>wild
WHOOOAAAAH I AM COOOL
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>>556313517
>1 image left
Incoming mod melty
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