>>556313476
umas are dogs

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>>556313476
New site is out
uma.guide
Better than (((gametorah)))

>>556313381
real? seriru lifts? big if true

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>>556313476
thank you anon

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torapena

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WHERE IS THE BOTLOCAUST?????

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>>556313476
>vandalized bread
i love ryan

>>556313648
no problem, toreina, we've got a Ryanfag in my club too, and he's a pretty swell guy. Ryanfags are cool, I like em.

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Dropping CBT propaganda...

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well?

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Mambo!

>>556313693
The Rothschild family is funding shelter for the bots. Nothing will happen

>>556313594
By which he means nearly empty except for some garbage "articles" and VOD links.

I got ryan from the 1 ticket I spent on the Ulala banner. It was a sign.

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>>556313693
cygames lost

>>556313738
theres not a lot of us, but we're around
what club?

>>556313754
I mean....we're all signing the Satano papers, aren't we?

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>>556313459
HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH THINGS

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Get over yourselves

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>>556313754
Juvenile Filies FTW!

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Dacchis has one free slot open for any ojisans looking for a club.
A+ club, quota is at 25 mil more or less. Clubchat full of sluts(they are switching to tickezo profile pics please join before they kill me).

Just drop your id here for an invite or apply ingame. Have /uma/ in your profile.
The one with that whore Curren is the correct one.

>>556313754
NOOOOOOOOOO ITS SO SCARY ON 4CHAN I HAVE TO SIMP FOR AN INDONESIAN YOUTUBER INSTEAD

honestly though maybe the vf guys are right, i bet you don't see pigs fucking people in their discord

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>>556313850
UMADash

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>>556313875

Weird of them to end half tp before CM. Usually this is what they give you for CM with increased borrows

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>>556313693
Just so you know, the situation is being monitored. It's not my call to tell you something will be done but you have to be aware that while this thread has always been checked for reasons you may guess, since the sweepydev and hakurakudev come from here, this thread is more relevant than before. Be careful of what you use.

>>556313893
This is infinitely worse than botting

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>>556313754
i feel like an island is more private, eg: a discord server
nothing to hide here :3

>>556313754
>diddycord user
Aren't they all groomers?

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Name ONE (1) career that isn't 90% rival yuri bait. It's an yurige, and you are completely delusional if you think any uma wants their male trainer. Just think about how all the parents in the game are lesbian couples. Why play a waifu collector where the waifus are at most platonic friends with the player?

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>>556313938
>filename

>>556313429
normalfags refuse to use anything other than mainstream social media so even a fed-infested website like this one is too scary for them

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This image was 2 months ago and it's kind of relevant now. He's still shilling a 3rd party tool that could get you banned to speak.

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>>556314034
fair, im in autis/uma/, its nice to know theres more of us in /uma/ clubs

this is some kind of weird false flag since the guide site does not link to the VFcord
it's some literal who

>>556314082
>Name ONE (1) career that isn't 90% rival yuri bait.
Stay Gold.

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>finally get a 3* URA
>not a single skill spark
t-thanks

>>556314082
goldship. her only "rival" is tosen jordan who she literally says she wants to hit with a lariat. no that is not yuri subtext.

I'm not clicking that.

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>>556313879
But it's true...? Or are you going to say it's not?

>>556314146
iirc I've seen one from uma&co or at leas was using the ryan biggest fan title

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>>556314150
The dev for hakuraku helped with some of it (they are SparkyVF in the discord in case you werent aware, they also host draft tourneys and helped make the Frosty Faustings uma tourney)
Talented dev

I don't know if I want to open that

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>>556314161
tosen jordan would fall for this bait

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>>556314281

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>bot fags are beastiality posters
checks out

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>>556313778
Yoink

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>

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>>556314405
Nyoooo...

>>556314281
I fucking hate this website and I hate that I was groomed at fucking 9 years old to be here for the next 17 fucking years

>>556314281
Why the fuck am I erect

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>>556314281
Yeah I'm thinking it's time to sleep

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>>556314410

https://uma.guide/guides/cm9-guide
this seems a pretty decent write-up of Capricorn. Can't find anything wrong with it yet.

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>seafag hours

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>>556314281
Im surprised he doesnt get kicked

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>>556314334
IT'S TRUE, SHE KNOWS IT, BUT HAVE SOME TACT IN THE PRESENCE OF THE PRINCESS

>>556313693
They will shadowdrop it

buy an ad

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>anon sees a thumbnail
>fully knowing what's in there
>it wasn't even spoilered
>clicks on it
what's wrong with you

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>>556314471
Actual skill issue

if the beastiality poster is in your club are you kicking them

>>556314471
>9 years old
you're too young to be playing uma. fuck off, this is ojii-san general.

but seriously how the fuck did you even find 4chan at NINE YEARS OLD?

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>>556314281
Alright, enough internet for the day. Gn bros

>>556314570
everything after medium investment is nonsensical garbage lmfao is this really what discord browns are shilling?

>>556314618
my trainee forced me

I have interesting news for people who like the voice of Super Creek (ara ara mommy type)

Her seiyuu will be voicing 10 characters at once in the upcoming anime version of Ingoku Danchi and they're all mature lady characters (The series is about mature lady molesting shota)

Here's the manga if you're interested
https://mangadex.org/title/415a3211-c660-4fcc-8c5a-3f22bf2657b7/ingoku-danchi?tab=chapters
or
https://weebcentral.com/series/01J76XYF7F82J6D669X88F52WS/Ingoku-Danchi

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>>556314650
my uncle didnt touch me but he did think it was funny to make me watch porn

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https://jiggie.fun/wzdtE8
https://jiggie.fun/wzdtE8
https://jiggie.fun/wzdtE8

>>556314082
>Reposting the same bait instead of coming up with a new one
I am disappointed anon

>>556314680
thank fucking god. finally some stuffy uma feet to sniff to cleanse my mind of these horrendous posts.

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>>556314281
>American hours
>White people fucking horse pussy now white people fingering horse pussy
Why are white people this degenerate.

>>556314636
How would I know, there's no beastiality sticker in the club chat. Or beastilaity shoe

I wonder if the fags from VF's discord is liking the horse pussy
>inb4 SEAmonkeys are into it

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>>556314750
>Erotica
>Sexual Violence
I did it, it was me, I bought the ad.

it's another burger confessions hour

>>556314770
what the fuck anon? please be fake

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>>556314725
No thats just what Sprint CMs are like theyre fucking stupid

>>556314796
Unless I missed another one, only pig fucking webm was posted earlier

>>556314606
I don't know who you are, Kawakamifag, but you have fucking excellent taste in smugs.
And Kawakami has one of the best casual outfits

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>>556314770

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Digitan LOVE

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>>556314606
It's 1000% tactful Kawakami zurihime Zurikami Paicess

>>556296830
For long ass flights do horses/animals get put to sleep for the duration or are they kept awake?

>>556314969
i mean last year there were multiple horsefucking vids posted
Whats this pig webm I missed? Teio...

>>556313753
The whore vs the pure virgin

>>556314817
Dirt = pigs like dirt = pig fucker
Kick all dirt shoe requesters

>>556313693
Cygames is all talk, my clubmates have already turned the bots back on. UNPHASED AND UNFLINCHING.

>>556314821
We just know (THAT) anon is eating good

>>556314725
not true, even witgod said if you can get Pasa to a good statline and Sprint A, her odds of winning are very high.

>>556314061
at least they aren't lolicons!

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Are any of you autistic enough to roll for umas based on an idea of a team you have? I'm set on saving carats to roll for (2) umas I think wouldn't look out of place in a magical girl team centered around Kawakami Princess.

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I'm disappointed with Hakurakudev if he really was related to making the new site and even telling people to upload their data into it.
I thought you were a cool one.

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>>556314770
where is this thread going

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>>556315040
Stop

>>556314858
you can confess too anon, wherever you're from

>>556314281
>Ryanfags
lol

>>556315025
Nope, its actually a terrible idea to force horses to sleep or sedate them. They constantly move around when in a trailer to regain their balance, they'll get knocked around and hit their head if they can't move

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This is my trainer card.
Post trainer cards. If not yours, find a funny one from your follow(er) list. Be anon if you want idc. I just wanna see what images people are using.

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STOP BEING FAGGOTS

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>>556314976
thank you, anon. and I agree about the casual outfit. have another smug.

>>556315067
I jerk off to white not brown mares

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Uma pregnancy. 9 months or 11 months. Discuss.

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>CB: Midriff
>Symboli: Short skirt
>Brian: Midriff AND short skirt

>>556315213
That's my mambro!!!!

>>556315025
awake. They're monitored and given necessary food and drink

>>556314281
WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT PONUTS WERE JUST A MEME

>>556315136
My biggest shock is learning he's from VFcord or active in it.

>>556315283
>birthday is the day before Brian banner rerun
IT WAS MEANT TO BE

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>>556314918
It's fine, now he's living out a hotel hopped up on debilitating anti-psychotics for the rest of his life

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>>556289939

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>>556314770
The fuck? What did he make you watch

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>>556315213

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>>556315376
VFcord is the only place to get the highest level scrims and data

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Talk about something that isn't horse penises, molesting uncles or discord groomer squads.

>>556315136
>collaborating with botnigger
>cool one

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>>556315213
cute daiwa

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>>556315428

Weiiii!

im not in vfcord what the fuck are you retards talking about

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>>556314750
THIS is who the Super Creek VA is voicing?!!
b-b-based.....

>>556315213
>Be anon if you want
yeah no shit where do you think we are?

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>>556313693
right here buddy

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>>556315213
Nice now let's see Paul Allen's card

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>>556315213

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>>556315882

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posting FP to scare the discord browns

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>>556315882
WOULD

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sweepy dev spreading misinfo about Hakuraku dev?! color me surprised

>>556315747
Why are u still on URA

>>556315972
parent/fan farming

I don't use it for aces

>>556315949
>have Raisu
>have Mayano
so now all I need is Nishino or Sweepy and my Hebe Team is complete.

>>556315958
who wouldn't?

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We will make it to Sprint Finals and NOTHING is going to happen to botters. Cygames is a paper tiger. Screenshot this.

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>>556315949
based

>>556313575
>leto and friends
What happened? I literally don't know what this references

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>>556314605
Mares like that

>>556316052
Parent/fan farms are deadass better on unity too. U get way more stats and win more races. And you get like double the amount of hints on unity

why don't we just race instead?
59116594
59116594

>>556316145
cross /vg/ board boogeyman, you're better off not knowing

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>>556316132
*pomf* what are we gonna do in the room, kawakami princess?

ace on my face

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>>556316112
faggots

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>>556316248

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Which is more likely to proc in an inspiration, 1* white spark from parent or 3* white spark from grandparent?

>>556316248
>ip names cute girls based on real life horses
>real life horses names based on cute girls
Life is a circle or something

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>>556316331

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>>556315621

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Who has the best casual outfit?
and why is it Curren Chan?

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>>556316407

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you can't make a better team than this one

>>556316448
i like amazons a lot

>>556315731
Yeah yeah, I know, in other games nobody has given a shit about hiding their username and friend code. To me it's kind of weird that people here feel like they have something to hide, but to each their own.

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>>556316251
you know

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>>556316476

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>>556316417

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>>556315213

>>556316183
eeeh I think it's more consistent on URA
also the point of Unity is leveling up bubbles by training instead of doing races, isn't it? that means less fans, less inheritance bonus and less race sparks

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>>556316567

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YIPPPEEEEEEEEEE I'm exhausted as FUCK

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i had the worst fucking luck on this taiki run
>fast learner turn 4
>dont over do it turn 6
>fail 3 sub 5% trainings that wouldve given 60+ and bursts
>lost the first and last unity cup match
holy fucking shit, that fast learner was literally the only thing keeping me going and it wasnt worth it

>>556316448
Out of those I'm a big fan of Tachyon's. Hishiama, Cafe.
I hate Seiun's and Ryan's though

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>>556316657

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>>556316569

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>>556316251
The lewd act of hand-holding

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>>556315213

>>556315283
beautiful women and the dumb uggo Brian

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>>556315213

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>>556316743

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>>556315213
RYAN

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Will Chiyo be the first uma to actually romantically like male trai- Of course not, she is too preoccupied with her lesbian lover Ardan. Why can't Cygames ever throw a bone to the non-yuri audience?

>>556316637
You can ignore all unity mechanics and still get extra stats

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>>556316745

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>>556316830

How long is the Fuku card good for? When is the next meta card drop?

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>>556316910

>>556316931
bad now, good once MANT starts, useless after
>When is the next meta card drop?
Tachyon, after MANT

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>>556316197
>bakushin won against pace promote pasa
very nice

next
76061811
76061811

>>556316668
hehe...

>>556315213
I didn't know you could do that

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>>556316908

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>>556316996

>go eat dinner
>miss the fun posting
My luck sucks ass

>>556316872
This one is pretty good

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>>556317081

>>556313746
i am cb trainer!

>doing parent runs
>dober does well every run, even the "bad" runs are just a lost race or some mood downs
>mejiro donkey jobs every race, constant mood downs, complete shitshow with horrible sparks
does this happen to anyone else? Im not even a dober fag, I pulled this horse to train endclosers and Vodka

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>>556317076

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>>556317174

Can someone post a late surger ace for CM?

>>556317004
need one more, please join

>>556317358
by the time i open game it will be full

The only conclusion I got from all those irl horse family trees is Sunday Silence the fucking GOAT for producing so many of my favorite umas

What happened, why are threads so slow? Last time people said longslop, but we are past that...

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>>556317239

>>556317358
all my umas would job to last 3

>>556317081
Tamano...

>>556291873
Would this also mean the foal is a G1 winner?

>>556317403
this is a good thing

>>556316448
I'm weak to simple one piece dresses like Spe's and Maruzensky's

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>>556316448

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>>556317416

>>556316448
>curren dressed as your girlfriend
>falco dressed as a fucking baby
What did they mean by this...

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>>556317402
I am still surprised that people like you exist
How did you avoid the uma -> keiba pipeline?

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How do we improve the quality of /uma/ posts?

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>>556317402
The savior of Japanese horse racing

>>556317583
Because I'm not autistic

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umas for this feel?

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>>556317583
is kitapits expected to be leading at some point?

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>>556317562

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>>556316448
the GOAT not pictured

>>556316448
i still laugh at sky's overalls like bitch you aint a bricklayer

>>556317636
If I had unlimited money I'd rise up to the challenge of Sunday Silence only CMs

>>556317710
no

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>>556316448
Rice, Cafe and Mackie

>>556317729
>overalls
is it practical for fishing i don't know anything about fishing

>>556317797
explain?

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damn anime bakushin is fucking stacked

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>>556317715

>>556316448
Halo's casual drip is underrated imo
And I love Gold Ship's only because it makes her tits look bigger than Creek and Doto

>>556317835
anything with lots of thick pockets is good for fishing

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>>556315213

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Chiyo soon!

>>556317835
overalls are good for any activity where there's splash involved

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>>556317890
bakushin is stacked period
she's not the biggest but she's supple and bountiful, quite athletic too

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>>556317004
this time pace promote pasa wins

last one
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>>556316448
Teio looks like she has a micro bikini from a gast glance

>>556316448
So did the Mejiros make her wear that not realizing how bad it looks on her because what the actual fuck Ryan

>>556318071
I'm surprised you bought mummy on Pasa, she has enough accel

>>556317997
Cute neicha.

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Pokke sex!

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>>556316560
>>556316753

>>556318154
it suits her character
she wants to be feminine but doesn't know how

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>>556317835
she should have an actual fishing vest if she wants to rock the grandpa look, all the old men where i live just wear their vests even if they're not going fishing

>>556318250
>I love Rice Shower
no, what you love is Daiwa's vagoo, stop your damn lying!

>>556318154
Because they are catty bitches

>>556313594
Oh. It's 'them'.

>>556318250
>Rice shower lover
>Literally no rice shower anywhere other than text
I don't believe you

I’ve bricked two careers in the past two days because of Tenno Sho fuck this race.

>>556316537
One time, somebody posted race results and didn't hide his name. He immediately became a thread celebrity faggot. And that's why you hide names.

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>>556318330
blue bloom!

>>556318329
women like wearing overalls casually when they're trying to look laid-back and relaxed. It's weird. It's some stupid comfy cottagecore shit like that

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>>556317710
Unless he has more children on the level of Equinox, I doubt it
>>556317683
It's not a matter of autism, any player that asks themselves a design question like "I wonder why x character has (insert a detail here) in their story/outfit/relationship with another character?" will 95% of the time arrive at Keiba as an answer and subsequently fall down the rabbit hole
Then there is also following careers of current horses to look out for the next interesting one to be added to uma and get attached to them preemptively

>>556316448
kawakami princess' is very cute

>>556313754
Oh noes, is this us getting roasted?

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>>556317174
Mihono and Seiun Sky being related weirdly makes a lot of sense

>>556318448
for >>556318386

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>>556314750
Oops!
All Creeks!

>>556317710
Kita despite having great results, has the reputation of giving life to late bloomers which is not really ideal

>>556317583
Duramente was taken from us too soon

>>556317867
Only umas descending from Sunday Silence allowed
i.e. Long: Golshi, Tachy, Cafe
But those are already Meta so I think it'd be fun to add more rules, like, one for each style, there needs to be at least one mare, , one mutie, at least one has to be child, one grandchild, one great grandchild or beyond, etc
So in the case of long, I'd do ZRR, Genti, Buena Vista
Which is still strong, but one is a mutation and it's expensive as fuck

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>>556317992
stupid stegger post your global card or go back to your own thread onichan.

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>>556316448

>>556318595
>>556314750
total creek domination

>>556317992
>3LB
fake fan

>>556318467
>It's not a matter of autism
>proceeds to write an autistic wall of text

>>556317583
sad tony bin died kinda young. would've been funny to have more horses that like to play the tongue game like tickezo and pero-chan (air groove)

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I'm very disappointed in Eisin-having umadacchis. Why is there no
>Toi, Toi, Toi
Soundpost? You fools! It could ward off SEA.

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>>556318593

>>556314750
>Studio: Elias (Plus-Sized Elf, Yandere Dark Elf)
This is gonna be SHIT

Autism is when you like something that the normgroid hivemind hasn't approved of

>>556318717
>Only umas descending from Sunday Silence allowed
>i.e. Long: Golshi, Tachy, Cafe
>But those are already Meta
was going to say it's harder to not use ss kids

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>>556318071
fine, last one
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>>556318156
I guess I just wanted to have something to push her a little bit if she enters late race at 3rd

>>556315213
Nice, let's doxx ourselves lmao

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>>556318071
>only 2 non S umas

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what's different about these two skills

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>>556318771
First-rate Cuteness!

>>556318154
I feel so fucking bad for her, that outfit is horrible.
Mcqueen's is exactly what you'd expect of an ojou-sama on her day off, casual but quite classy. Dober's is borderline royalty's day off - and Ryan's? Something a frumpy aunt with shit fashion taste would wear. It's atrocious.
Ryan deserves better

>>556317992
Who invited this loser

>>556318982
stamina to spare procs early race hence "approaching mid-race"

>>556318919
Both are hard when you're a poorfag
t. poorfag

>>556318850
>3 lines
>wall of text
hmmmm...
>>556318907
Does this apply to keiba tho?

>won 1 practice room out of xth million
Yep, I'm ready to sneak my way into A Finals again.

>>556318595
>VA cast as Super Creek is most likely an IRL shotacon
fuck me............

>>556318954
what are we gonna do onee chan? follow each other?

>>556319116
The evidence speaks for itself

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https://files.catbox.moe/xok5zo.mp4

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>>556318907
>>556319116
Looks like I hurt some autistic feelings

>>556319194
did taishin win?

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>>556319258
she got brocked

>>556318982
early-race vs mid-race

>>556318940
pasa deck?

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>>556318745
I don't have one. I kind of do regret not starting when global did but when I saw the lack of QOL that I was already used to in JP I couldn't be fucked. I have an account I just log in to amass crystals/stuff from free rolls until Stego gets released though.

>>556318794
I could do it at any time but even at 3* it's the best guts card I could have and being (mostly) F2P and refusing to roll for cards outside of random impulse rolls I'm trying to save as much of these as possible. If I weren't hard grinding Stego runs where I can't even use this card I'd have probably done it a lot earlier. I'll just do it after the Anni free rolls.

>>556319258
nope, she got last

>>556317583
how the fuck did real shadai even make it on here

>>556316448
Why is pasa naked?