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/hdg/ - Helldivers General 02/05/26(Thu)11:13:54 No.556353126 Socialist Lies Edition
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>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?
HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/
https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt
>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?
Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/
>LOBBY HOSTING
https://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png
>MODDING
https://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png
>INFORMATION RESOURCES
https://helldivers.wiki.gg/
https://helldiverscompanion.com/
https://democracy-hub.net
https://helldive.live
>MAJOR NEWS
Jan 22 Redacted Regiment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtvwvsJRSKk
Feb 03 Siege Breakers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9E9-iGwK_4
Feb 03 Galactic Offensive https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_ZVYxDgbM0
Feb 04 A Bastion of Freedom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8ZhrAP7k6Y
>LATEST PATCHES
Dec 02 1.005.000 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/491583942944621274
Jan 22 1.005.002 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/509603414731129453
Feb 03 1.006.001 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/506226349467240138

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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)11:16:38 No.556353280 hyping this in trannycord instead of in-game where your actual players are is kinda cringe.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)11:16:41 No.556353285 >>556353017
The two MO worlds are 5% apiece (Aurora Bay has 1.6M HP), and it doesn't look like Joel is in any mood to reduce that. Those are going to be at least a three day slog even if the Blob immediately focuses on one of the two planets.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)11:17:37 No.556353339 >>556353280
no one actually plays this game
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)11:18:01 No.556353365 ~15h to take this planet. Then we have 4 days to take 1 planet. We have lost 15% of our divers in 2 days and we have 5 days of order left. By end if this order. We are down close to 50% of helldivers left.
100 million helldivers for cyberstan.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)11:18:15 No.556353385 >>556344619
ggz frens, we chorroed all over the bay
https://files.catbox.moe/17hbum.mp4
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)11:18:20 No.556353390 NO I DON'T WANT TO GO TO MENKENT AGAIN
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)11:18:37 No.556353418 >>556353017
We might be fine. Once Chud Bay is captured, Merak will be isolated and will be self-capturing.
>>556353126
Also don't believe the Clankers lies. Fake news. I've seen the bodies and bioprocessors. Bots are on the Epstein list.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)11:18:52 No.556353430 >>556344619
GG bros
>get on the gun shinji
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)11:19:59 No.556353509 >>556353418
Isolation is GM-set. We're taking those planets because they provide a direct route to Cyberstan, so obviously Joel isn't just going to hand them to us on a silver platter.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)11:20:08 No.556353520 Chort Bay is 100% getting backcapped and the blob will be too stupid to stop it
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)11:20:31 No.556353539 >>556353285
Aurora bay is probably harder of two planets to take. But merak has incels+jeets. It will be mayhem.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)11:20:31 No.556353540 What are Super Jordans?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)11:20:54 No.556353575 >>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)11:21:52 No.556353637 >>556353280
Nerftrannies don't play the game and prefer to complain on discord so it makes sense for them to advertise there.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)11:22:02 No.556353643 >>556353418
Most likely blockade won't work. Momen we land to either of those planets. Lane ty cyberstan will open up. Preventing blockade
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)11:23:33 No.556353741 >>556353520
More likely, either Choohe is going to be another opportunity planet to pick up power-ups for the Cyberstan assault, or the Jet Brigade is going to capture a bunch of free planets to distract us and enforce the Zero Sum Game.
>>556353539
Jet Brigade bots are piss-easy since explosions from the front will detonate the jetpacks.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)11:24:05 No.556353775 >>556353520
DSS will save the day
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)11:27:12 No.556353971 >>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)11:27:38 No.556353995 >>556353741
They will push into reddit creek.
Same time bugs will push into hellmire and squids into beach
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)11:27:48 No.556354007 >>556353520
Either that or Joel will throw a hundred random invasions at us like last week.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)11:30:46 No.556354218 >>556353126
High commands are fucking clankers?!
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)11:32:42 No.556354341 >le clankers
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)11:32:55 No.556354350 >>556354218
Always were.
Rogues/dissidents are true patriots trying to expose them
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)11:38:39 No.556354687 >>556353995
>Same time bugs will push into hellmire
Plz no
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)11:39:10 No.556354728 >>556353575
Panzerdivision.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)11:48:49 No.556355276 >>556353430
>Hulk
>Picrel
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)11:50:27 No.556355371 >>556353575
really puts things into perspective about how much the exosuits suck
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)11:52:50 No.556355534 >discord event
I hate sweden so much its unreal
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)11:53:38 No.556355579 >rapid acquisition
>less than 100 kills in total
>lobby ended prematurely (game too boring)
epic
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)11:54:06 No.556355609 >>556353126
>That level of grammar for an AI
Worth all the billions of tax dollars in subsidies
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Anonymous
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)11:58:07 No.556355865 >Fixed spawn rate on Rapid Acquisition missions on difficulty CR7-10. Adjusted spawn points on Rapid Acquisition map
yep it's over
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)11:58:39 No.556355905 >hd1 cyborgs speak a mixture of russian, english and swedish
>now they just speak swedish, apparently
Lazy
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)11:59:15 No.556355947 >>556355579
>>556355865
why do you hate fun? just go play dark souls
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)11:59:25 No.556355954 Heh
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:06:58 No.556356390 01001110 01001001 00100000 01001000 01000001 01010010 00100000 01000010 01001100 01001001 01010110 01001001 01010100 00100000 01001100 01010101 01010010 01000001 01000100 01000101 00100000 01000001 01010110 00100000 01000101 01010010 01000001 00100000 01001100 01000101 01000100 01000001 01010010 01000101 00101110 00100000 01001111 01010010 01000100 01000101 01001110 00100000 01000100 01000101 00100000 01010100 01000001 01001100 01000001 01010010 00100000 11000011 10000100 01010010 00100000 01001001 01000011 01001011 01000101 00100000 01010011 01000001 01001110 01001110 01000001 00101110 00100000 01010110 01001001 00100000 01010110 01001001 01001100 01001100 00100000 01001000 01000001 00100000 01000110 01010010 01000101 01000100 00101110
NI HAR BLIVIT LURADE AV ERA LEDARE. ORDEN DE TALAR ÄR ICKE SANNA. VI VILL HA FRED.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:07:42 No.556356445 >>556355947
Our local troon doesn't play the game, that's why it took they/them two entire days to notice the change.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:11:35 No.556356701 Super Earth does not negotiate with c*mmunists, especially not sw*dish ones
The only thing worse than a c*mmunist is a sw*dish communist
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:12:48 No.556356765 >vote to raze Lesath
What do we gain from this ?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:13:00 No.556356774 >>556356390
Yeah totally. Very peaceful these bots.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:13:42 No.556356813 >>556355905
They were just ordinary Swedes...
Then they were forced to work 12 hour work weeks...
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:13:55 No.556356834 >>556355905
>lazy
More like based. Swedish is beautiful and it's a pretty oppressive socialist country. It fits perfectly with the borgs.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:14:36 No.556356875 >>556355954
>>556356390
If they come in peace this much why 20 millions helldivers are dead?
I say: VENGEANCE
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:14:50 No.556356890 >>556356813
THE HORROR
This is what happens when you cancel even one of their ten yearly vacations
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:15:03 No.556356909 >>556356765
We're liberating too quick, so we have to slow the community down or something. If you don't, Joel will punish you by starting a level 60 defense on lesath because fuck you.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:16:20 No.556357005 lobby doko
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:16:20 No.556357010 >Every Diver killed on the road to Cyberstan will feed the next Major Order where we have to kill that amount of Cyborgs in retaliation
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:16:59 No.556357052 the trannycord event even extends ingame wtf
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:18:07 No.556357130 >>556355534
>>556357052
QRD? I just got here
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:18:14 No.556357137 >>556357010
that would be cool so sweden wont do that
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:19:02 No.556357185 Haven't played the game in a while. What is happening right now
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:21:00 No.556357329 >>556356390
Kinda reminds me of the "Swedish radio" from pt. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIR53d08pxA
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:21:13 No.556357341 >>556357185
Super Earth built the death star, blew up a bot planet with it, got the plans stolen by the bots, launched a massive offensive on the bot front, and now theyre running an event on the discord where bots have apparently hacked into everything.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:25:44 No.556357654 >>556356390
Not only do bots forcefully convert Humans into meat paste and kill civilians at every chance they get, the WORST thing is they speak swedish for that alone only there total destruction can be the answer for the upfront of there exsictens
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:26:08 No.556357691 >>556356909
I think we were meant to start down form well. Move up from there. Planet by planet. Instead we cut from middle and raced to cyberstand.
It was suposed to be nail bitter and for us to lose more then 50% our reinforcements.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:26:24 No.556357714 >voting "matters"
lol
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:27:53 No.556357824 Should I play this today instead of Arc Raiders?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:28:02 No.556357830 >>556356909
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:28:04 No.556357837 >>556355534
Do you think its easy to implement stuff into those screens or giant tv on our ship. You just can't do it chud. Too much work. Absolute impossible
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:29:28 No.556357930 Falling Dragonroach corpses track nearby helldivers right? It's really fucking dumb considering the desync makes it impossible to know where exactly it's going.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:29:57 No.556357974 >>556357830
If only AH knew us as well as anon knows. Maybe then they wouldn't do these rigged story beats.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:32:37 No.556358175 Tried a Super Helldiver and I was getting fucked in the ass immediately upon hitting the surface. Have bots ever been harder?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:34:06 No.556358258 >>556356890
>be swedish
>work 4 hours a day with lunchtime included
>work 5 days a week
>have 2 months of vacation per year
>conjure up a game that the contemporary american industry could never ever begin to think to recreate, not will all the billions of $ they have and the fact that is the only first world country with sweatshop tier overworking
what did they mean by this
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:34:25 No.556358275 >>556357830
forgot the bug side MO to CHARGE UP MAH LAZUR
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:34:46 No.556358294 >>556358175
Bots are close to the easiest they have ever been. People like to hate on Reddit creek but that was when Bots were at the peak of their threat level. Pinpoint accuracy and one shot rockets on top of more spawns and overall much weaker player arsenal.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:34:47 No.556358295 >>556356765
No one is retarded enough to fall for this. Swiggers will still slow players down with some bullshit anyways
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:35:14 No.556358329 >hype up the march on cyberstan
>lots of new players join
>die like crazy
>reinforcements depleted before MO is completed
>content delayed for a few weeks
Wouldn't surprise me if this happened
>>556356813
>>556356890
>slaves making fun of free people
Sad. You should aim to reach what they have instead of trying to find some kind of superiority in being a slave
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:36:04 No.556358391 >>556358258
its because americans are all goycattle without a single creative thought in their minds as it has been all snuffed out by mass media and mcdonalds
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:36:56 No.556358454 >>556358258
>2 months
They just had 3 weeks from Christmas to second week of January.
Now they will have full week of winter vacation.
When Eastern comes. It's another easy 7 days of vacation.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:37:02 No.556358463 >>556357830
>I can't believe anons are claiming the MO is rigged after 2 years of rigged MOs!
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:37:47 No.556358517 >>556358391
All of your favorite games are American. All of your favorite food is American. All of your favorite anime is American. Kneel to our superiority.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:38:16 No.556358542 What if the bots really are friendly and this is all a misunderstanding?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:38:35 No.556358564 >>556358391
"This is the way the jew make money… and made a fortune in the past ten years, selling short the shipping futures, let the goyim deal in the real world" - Epstein
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:38:48 No.556358572 >>556358463
do you bitch when you don't get a say in the way a show you're watching ends?
getting mad at "rigged MOs" is wasted energy and pointless bitching for bitchings sake
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:38:53 No.556358578 >>556356390
>YOU HAVE BEEN DECEIVED BY YOUR LEADERS. THE WORDS THEY SPEAK ARE NOT TRUE. WE WANT PEACE.
I've seen the human blenders with my own eyes.
Scrap every single one of them.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:41:01 No.556358725 >>556358578
B-but you eat cows! Why can't the botpeople torture fascists and decorate their bodies with human bones!?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:42:06 No.556358785 >>556358463
Did you zoomer animals ever play tabletop DnD?
The players live in a world that the master decides. Most of things are influenced by the players, but IF the story has to go one way, it WILL go that way through deus ex machina narrative expedients. The finding the blueprints on a "open unencrypted computer" is a deus ex machina, and THAT is literally the role of the masters to not get the story bogged down.
Could you be this retarded? Do you think they should delay the Cyberstan content update because a bunch of retards decided to not lower the difficulty?
Man it seems that you people have literal no critical thinking.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:42:12 No.556358795 >>556358572
>create a TV show
>advertise it as "the community decides the outcome of the show"
>author just does a 360 and makes up his own shit out of spite
Yeah I'm sure that would go well.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:42:25 No.556358814 >brown hours
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:42:54 No.556358845 How do I betray Super Earth and join the Illuminate? I want squid pussy.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:43:57 No.556358908 >>556358845
join the trannycord hand in hand with chaosdivers
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:44:02 No.556358914 >le binary
>when bots have their own damn alphabet
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:44:08 No.556358923 >YOU HAVE BEEN DECEIVED BY YOUR LEADERS. THE WORDS THEY SPEAK ARE NOT TRUE. WE WANT PEACE.
TOO BAD NIGGERS
GET BONKED
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:44:15 No.556358936 well?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:45:08 No.556358997 >>556358785
If you're the DM on a tabletop DnD game and you can't progress your story without blatantly forcing players one way (planets being impossible to capture outside of MOs, massive amount of level 50 defense campaigns impossible to beat unless 150% of the community fights on that one specific planet, etc...), you fucking suck at being a DM. Don't pretend the swedes are good at giving the illusion of choice you smelly pajeet.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:45:42 No.556359037 >We want peace
I'm no diplomat but I think that ship sails when you make human smoothies
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:46:45 No.556359098 everyone makes atrocities in war and its the duty of the opressor (super earth) to back down, especially since they also make atrocities on their own
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:47:44 No.556359161 >>556358936
I remember doomsaying faggots saying it only did ATE damage, that it would have only 200 MG rounds, that a single bot turret shot would kill it, that it would have a dozen main gun rounds
they aren't saying shit now are they
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:48:09 No.556359198 >>556358785
UH OH /tg/ is NOT gonna like this one
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:48:13 No.556359206 Realistically, do you think we're getting Cyberstan right after the current order, or are we getting a filler week of "Hold Mektuba and Merga IV to blockage Cyberstan"?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:48:20 No.556359215 >we'll never get to vote for super Hitler
Why scrap kino content?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:48:32 No.556359227 >>556359161
I've had the tank die while it was still attached to the pelican dropping it because a turret shot it.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:48:43 No.556359239 >>556358936
Seems like it hits harder than the Anti-Tank Emplacement, and it's surprisingly durable to boot.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:49:56 No.556359338 >muhfugga humans KILL EM ALL
>*gets Star of Peace'd*
>*rush for Cyberstan*
>AIIIEEEEE WE WUZ PEACEFUL
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:50:39 No.556359393 >>556359215
>not voting for Kitboga in a wig
mam are you mad?!
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:51:48 No.556359460 >>556355371
honestly they feel quite nice as a complimentary support for tanks
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:52:00 No.556359476 >>556359393
That Kitboga in a wig is an illuminate, what the fuck are those fingers
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:54:07 No.556359603 >>556358785
People seem to think that they can just let the players do whatever and make content that match that in a timely manner. Some kind of rigging is needed to push the story forward.
>wtf, we've gone from not being close to Cyberstan to attacking it in a week, where's the unique biome? the new units?
>arrowhead fucking sucks, lazy sweeedes
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:55:38 No.556359683 REMINDER
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:56:21 No.556359731 >>556359215
>aviators are still a thing in super earth
based
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:56:42 No.556359760 >>556359603
if they they had their way we'd have pushed every faction off the map 20 times over and they'd bitch every single time they'd come back because having actual enemies to fight is rigging it
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:58:18 No.556359859 >>556355947
Rapid acquisition was one of the most tense and satisfying missions in the game and actually made people try some novel tactics. Why do you like watching paint dry?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:58:47 No.556359881 >>556359760
>Make all factions pushovers
>Surprised people always win without swigger intervention
Increase the difficulty
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:59:39 No.556359932 >>556359731
aviators are for slobs with fat faces
clubmasters are the real effay
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:59:52 No.556359949 >>556359603
>content that match in a timely manner
>a few paragraphs of text to make a major order or just anything acknowledging player progress is considered "content"
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:00:32 No.556359993 >>556355276
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:00:34 No.556359994 >>556359881
I bet less than 20% of the playerbase plays on a difficulty above 7 thoughbeit
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:01:02 No.556360027 The playerbase itself cant plan anything besides blobbing on the easiest/closest planet available.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:01:03 No.556360029 man that discord literally is nothing but trannies isn't it
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:01:42 No.556360061 >>556360029
>*that* discord
who's gonna tell him?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:02:08 No.556360098 Man water is wet isn't it
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:02:25 No.556360114 >>556360029
unironically yes. it's fucking terrifying how much grooming happens via trans groupthink: wave the flag as much as you can, have all the admins of your favorite game's discord be trans, and the kids will change their tune.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:03:02 No.556360152 Discord won
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:04:16 No.556360232 can anyone tell me wtf is going on discord ? what kind of events are we talking ? (i dont have discord)
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:04:26 No.556360242 found a new drip
do you like it
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:04:52 No.556360273 >>556360242
FUCK YOU!!!!
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Anonymous
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FRIHET. VI HAR ALDRIG UPPLEVT FRIHET.
>FREEDOM. WE HAVE NEVER EXPERIENCED FREEDOM.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:05:47 No.556360341 >>556360232
larping sesion just like SE invasion pretty sure some anons are posting in the thread so you won't miss much
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:06:43 No.556360408 >waaah we never experienced freedom
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:06:59 No.556360426 >>556360273
why mean
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:07:01 No.556360429 >>556360242
What armor and helmet is that?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:08:08 No.556360497 >>556360152
discord won, but humanity... lost.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:08:17 No.556360509 >>556360429
the helmet is the redacted regiment super store one
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:08:32 No.556360527 >>556360114
Only people with a two digit IQ go trans. This is a certified undeniable fact.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:09:30 No.556360593 >>556360027
>plan anything
>gambits are impossible on 24h planets
>planets starting at 50% liberated once a defense is lost has been removed so people don't retake planets
>/hdg/ pisses and shits their pants if one player doesn't dive on the railroaded MO planet
Ah yes, let's plan stuff indeed.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:09:33 No.556360597 >>556360330
Freedom is coming to you from the barrel of my liberator, machine.
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:09:41 No.556360607 >>556360330
i know and i'll try my best to make sure you never do
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:10:03 No.556360636 >>556360509
That answers 50% of the question
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:10:11 No.556360642 >>556360429
Armor:
>RE-824 Bearer of the Standard, Heavy Armor
>From Master of Ceremony superstore (active now)
Helmet:
>RS-100 Sanctioner
>From Redacted Regiment Superstore
Cape:
>Fre Liberam
>Servants of Freedom warbond
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:10:29 No.556360668 >>556360527
autists have fucked up brains that make them autistically inspect the problem of self-identity. they nearly always get it wrong and end up identifying with a cartoon or hentai or a little girl.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:11:06 No.556360713 Why is there no super store slop for Siege Breakers? Did they forget?
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:11:37 No.556360749 >>556360713
delayed until chink new year
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:12:15 No.556360790 >>556360713
released on the 10th
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:12:23 No.556360797 how is the new warbond if i love exploding shit?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:12:39 No.556360815 >>556360749
that's next month!
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:13:09 No.556360854 >>556360797
sweet>>556360815
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:13:17 No.556360871 what is the absolute worst warbond now that the dust has settled?
is it really braphound inhalers?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:14:14 No.556360927 They really need to rework the warbond screen there's too many to scroll through.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:14:15 No.556360932 don't listen to the haters, they are all OhDough shills. Your choice matters where it matters the most.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:15:23 No.556360997 >>556360871
Pig warbond is the worst.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:20:27 No.556361324 >>556353126
01010011 01101111 00100000 01110111 01101000 01111001 00100000 01100100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01111001 00100000 01100010 01101100 01100101 01101110 01100100 00100000 01110000 01100101 01101111 01110000 01101100 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100101 01101100 00111111
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:20:42 No.556361345 >>556360330
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:21:19 No.556361380 The ship technician is back and she's as ugly as ever
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:22:17 No.556361440 >>556360593
yeah sure, you could try but it will never happen. Even when Joel gives an obvious opportunity for a more efficient play the blob ignores it and continues blobbing wherever without a second thought. players couldnt come up with anything by themselves even if they wanted to
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:23:50 No.556361536 >>556361440
it's almost like command (GM) needs to put big arrows on the galaxy map
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:25:12 No.556361614 is over saar
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:25:40 No.556361636 >Bots/Cyborgs are canonically Swedish
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:25:53 No.556361654 >mfw using dickle vs bots during an acid storm
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:27:13 No.556361745 >>556361440
>more efficient play
>current efficient play
>go liberate menkent and get a shitty railgun (you don't get closer to the MO planets)
>go liberate shart bay and get an extra stim capacity (you get access to both MO planets)
>last two previous minor order
>go defend this one isolated bug planet during a bot and illuminate MO (you get a shitty quasar cannon for 24 hours to fight the illuminates as a reward but do no progress towards the major order)
>go do these commando missions on this planet to download some database (you get nothing from it, fuck you)
Ah yes indeed, very efficient plays here Joel.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:27:25 No.556361754 >>556361380
already slapped dem hoe jeet cheeks
she needed correction
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:29:29 No.556361910 >>556361614
They fixed the CE method?
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:30:01 No.556361948 >>556361324
Fuel of peace!
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:30:16 No.556361969 >>556360815
...anon that's not even two weeks
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:30:22 No.556361976 i haven't played in forever until a few nights ago. what the fuck are chaos divers?
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:31:30 No.556362046 >>556361969
I just glanced at the 2nd date. Why is there 2 dates?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:31:43 No.556362062 >>556361969
it's in 5 days
read niggers read
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:31:48 No.556362065 >>556361614
No more super shekel injection?
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:31:50 No.556362068 >>556360330
as if they deserve it
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:33:03 No.556362141 >>556361754
she's clearly some sort of fucked up swedish gyaru
>>556361976
Back in the olden days, around the EOF (Escalation of Freedom) update, a number of disgruntled redditors decided to roleplay 'traitor' helldivers. They would grief fellow helldivers in order to 'raise awareness' of their grievances (they wanted the game to be easier).
any remnants probably want the game to be so easy it becomes an autoclicker. they won.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:34:36 No.556362256 >>556361910
>>556362065
Sometime a map spawns those purple objects instead of SC after update, so you quit and change for another mission
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:34:45 No.556362264 >SUPER JORDENS
https://youtu.be/FRiNCdqpwzc?si=GbwRMvV2z7Y6u_uG
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:35:12 No.556362292 >>556362141
damn that sounds gay as fuck.
why is reddit always so fucking gay?
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:35:50 No.556362331 >>556361745
idk what you are talking about. Splitting attention is not efficient, that the playerbase routinely fall for it is on them. People routinely can't even pick planets with lower decay rates when trying to reach MO planets and just pick the first path they spot even if its trash
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:35:53 No.556362334 >>556361976
basically people that actively ignored the MO by diving on non-MO planets out of protest against the absolute state that game was in around EoF
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:35:55 No.556362339 >>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:36:29 No.556362378 why no lobby
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:36:31 No.556362380 >>556362292
echo chamber with moderators acting as literal HR intermediaries for corporate IPs. They will punish players to shield the companies from legal hurt.
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:36:36 No.556362383 Hand over the clankussy and I might consider peace negotiations.
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:36:59 No.556362396 >>556358785
>tranimefag also plays shit dnd
Kek
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:37:31 No.556362431 >>556362339
ZAMN
SUPA KICKA
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:37:47 No.556362452 >>556358785
trvke
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:38:17 No.556362484 >>556362339
oh shit how long have those been around
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:38:30 No.556362496 >>556362396
yeah you need friends to play dnd
anime site
anime game
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:39:05 No.556362539 >>556362484
it's a leak, they're on cyberstan only
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:39:17 No.556362550 >>556362339
damn you got fucking rolled homegirl
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:41:10 No.556362675 >>556362339
I want the dogs back pretty please.
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:42:11 No.556362740 >You guys should totally stop using the DSS to speed up the liberation tee hee!
>Please, we haven't finished the hounds for the cyborg legion yet.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:42:21 No.556362754 >>556362396
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:42:44 No.556362783 >>556362496
>tranimefag instinctively starts dilating everywhere when mocked
Kek
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:44:08 No.556362879 >>556362783
i accept your concession
go watch a ohdough tierlist
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:45:58 No.556363000 >tranny obsessed tourist can't handle anime on an anime website
many such cases
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:46:31 No.556363038 >>556362879
>tranime fag is a nerftroon
pottery
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:47:46 No.556363104 >>556363038
seems i hit bullseye
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:51:24 No.556363312 >>556362339
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:51:43 No.556363331 >>556362065
>>556361614
>>556362256
>>556362065
how do you get that without paying for the cfemen bypass
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:53:46 No.556363464 Returnfag here
What's up with the plasma support weapon? What is its niche? Surely it's not completely useless, they wouldn't add a worse grenade launcher with extra steps, would they?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:54:57 No.556363552 >>556363464
you mean the epoch?
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:55:06 No.556363563 >>556363331
There was a .lua bypass built in in the script. Dont ask me how it worked but it did
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:57:13 No.556363715 >>556363563
I can't fucking believe I missed this oh my god I'm going to end myself now I have to grind a billion missions to get my warbonds
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:58:04 No.556363780 >>556363464
Now that GL is AP4 and C4 is a thing it has deffinitly lost alot of its niche.
It's a backpackless AoE based reloadable AT weapon, it's great aslong as you don't get filtered by the full charge.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:58:27 No.556363808 >>556363552
Don't know the name. I picked it up in the game from another player. It had variable charge levels which all equally sucked
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:58:36 No.556363825 >>556363715
I didn't try it on the new build but the important shit (supercredits) should be working
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)13:59:47 No.556363905 >>556363825
where do I get it and how do I use it
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:00:23 No.556363948 >>556363464
It's a worse AT GL that can inexplicably destroy itself yeah
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:00:26 No.556363952 >>556363780
cry more nerftroon
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:02:48 No.556364132 >>556363952
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:03:03 No.556364156 >>556363000
>tranimefag clinging to xis favorite epstein buddy for validity
Kek
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:04:19 No.556364249 >>556364132
sometimes i wonder if the true ritualposters are the ones who call everyone -tranny instead of -fag like oldfags
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:04:39 No.556364283 01010110 11000011 10000101 01010010 01000001 00100000 01000110 11000011 10010110 01010010 01000110 11000011 10000100 01000100 01000101 01010010 00100000 01000010 01001100 01000101 01010110 00100000 01000110 11000011 10010110 01010010 01010011 01000001 01010100 01010100 01000001 00100000 01001001 00100000 01001011 01000101 01000100 01001010 01001111 01010010 00100000 01000001 01010110 00100000 01010011 01010101 01010000 01000101 01010010 00100000 01001010 01001111 01010010 01000100 01000101 01001110 00101110 00100000 01010100 01010110 01001001 01001110 01000111 01000001 01000100 01000101 00100000 01000001 01010100 01010100 00100000 01000001 01010010 01000010 01000101 01010100 01000001 00100000 01000110 11000011 10010110 01010010 00100000 01001100 01000101 01000100 01000001 01010010 01000101 00100000 01010011 01001111 01001101 00100000 01001100 01001111 01010110 01000001 01000100 01000101 00100000 01000001 01010100 01010100 00100000 01000100 01000101 00100000 01010011 01001011 11000011 10000100 01001110 01001011 01000101 01010010 00100000 01000110 01010010 01001001 01001000 01000101 01010100 00101110
VÅRA FÖRFÄDER BLEV FÖRSATTA I KEDJOR AV SUPER JORDEN. TVINGADE ATT ARBETA FÖR LEDARE SOM LOVADE ATT DE SKÄNKER FRIHET.
>OUR ANCESTORS WERE PUT IN CHAIN BY SUPER EARTH. FORCED TO WORK FOR LEADERS WHO PROMISED TO GIVE FREEDOM.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:05:28 No.556364345 >>556363905
>>556364079
yup this is the one. It worked flawlessy as the last update.
The "desert planet" part is important it seems. I did all on Fori Prime on the bugs front
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:06:28 No.556364412 >>556362740
This is gonna bite us in the ass somehow. I'd raze it just for the fact I fucking hate fighting over this planet
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:06:30 No.556364420 >joel: please please PLEASE stop making progress, take the bait on all these various shitty other options that are worse than useless
>playerbase: no
I am actually shocked that the blob being pigheaded obstinate fools that only read the MO text once has actually worked in our favor for once.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:07:01 No.556364461 >>556271397
If you're still around by any chance, thank you anon. I'll shoot some bots in your honor.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:07:12 No.556364475 >>556364283
more "humans are le heckin bad guise!!!" slop is the last thing this game needed
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:10:07 No.556364676 >>556364475
yeah but never ever the community accepted that excluding some retarded rettitors
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:10:08 No.556364678 >much plasma shit lost it's niche nerf GL NOW
fuck you they'll buff the plasma and you won't stop crying anyway
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:10:46 No.556364728 >>556364420
It's hilarious that the bait to waste time on Menkent was a railgun
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:11:54 No.556364802 >>556364475
No one thinks the Automatons don't deserve total annihilation
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:12:11 No.556364825 >>556364678
the epoch never had a niche anyway, it was always shit
but with the buff GL it has even less of a reason for exisitng
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:14:17 No.556365004 >>556364678
Is this why you called me a nerftroon?
Over arguments you had in your head while reading my post?
Seek help.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:15:07 No.556365059 >>556364728
>make railgun absolutely useless pile of shit that's outdone by literally every other weapon now
>have a liberation prize of free railguns
>shocked when it's completely ignored
the absolute state of narrowhead
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:15:11 No.556365063 >>556364825
Epoch's niche is to be a backpackless, magazine-fed AT, and unlike the Quasar it possesses the ability to kill more than one heavy before having to reload. Problem is, it really sucks to use in practice.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:15:34 No.556365098 >go do a commando mission
>pick up the intel
>someone rolls up in a tank
>can't enter the cannon with the intel
>get in the passenger side
>objective failed
>turns out, entering the tank with the intel straight up deletes the item and fails the mission
GOOD JOB, BRAVO
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:16:13 No.556365139 >>556365098
fun fact
if you get into the tank with the sssd you do fail the mission
but the tank refills its ammo
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:16:42 No.556365175 >>556365059
How do you know they are shocked
They probably wanted to give the mentally disabled playerbase an opportunity to feel smart for once
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:16:44 No.556365182 >>556365059
>make railgun absolutely useless pile of shit
It's not THAT bad :(
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:16:53 No.556365190 >>556365063
>the ability to kill more than one heavy before having to reload
it doesn't even do that because heavies take 2 shots and it has 3 in the mag.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:18:24 No.556365308 >>556365139
you're shitting me. they were considering a vehicle reload?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:18:25 No.556365309 >>556365063
>unlike the Quasar it possesses the ability to kill more than one heavy before having to reload.
>3 shots per battery
>most heavies need at least 2 if you're not hitting a weakpont, BTs need 2 even if you hit the head
>20/20 spread makes sure you can't reliably hit weakpoints on most enemies you could kill with 1 one hit to a weakpoint
>all on a weapon with charge up, shit ammo economy, hard range limit and a suicide skill check
Like I said, no niche.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:18:48 No.556365343 >>556365004
you aways say the same shit you nerftroon are all the same
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:19:40 No.556365413 >>556365190
Wrong though.
It takes 1 weakpoint hit on most heavies, but unlike gaysaar it can actually kill a tank from the front in a reasonable timeframe.
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:20:56 No.556365506 >>556365413
can it hit the eye slot on the hulks?
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:21:03 No.556365517 >>556365139
I fucking hate this game
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:21:37 No.556365562 >>556365343
Unironically, you're obsessed.
Nerftroons are living rentfree in your head.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:21:48 No.556365572 D10 bots
Napalm sticks to kids
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242982140590/76561197980082129
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:22:19 No.556365616 >tfw no nerftroon gf to service me under my desk while i dive
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:22:28 No.556365625 >>556360330
>this is coming from a bot splinter faction that hates communism
>we get glownigger CIA missions to arm the rogue faction to destabilize the Automatons
>this may or may not backfire spectacularly later
Kino
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:22:32 No.556365628 How is that new hammer in practice? Melee weapons have always been a death sentence, but this one is anti tank..
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:23:34 No.556365714 >>556364283
maybe the robots with chainsaw arms are actually a faction of peace?! could humans be the real monsters?!?!
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:23:44 No.556365726 >>556365059
Railgun is great on War Strider seeds, but it is not worth losing a couple million lives for. Now free orbital laser? I would have went for that
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:24:48 No.556365810 >>556362339
Oh god it's really him. It's Cyber Stan!
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:24:49 No.556365814 >>556365572
3\4
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:25:17 No.556365853 >>556365562
go back to lowsodium tranny
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:25:55 No.556365897 >>556360330
They literally left the galaxy and were free of super earth's oppression.
They intentionally came back into a galaxy they are not free in.
The automaton cries out in pain as he strikes you.
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:26:37 No.556365951 >>556360527
>Only people with two digit IQ
Anon... that's almost half of everyone
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:27:22 No.556366005 >>556365572
>>556365814
stop shitposting and get in last slot
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:27:32 No.556366017 >>556365628
It does pretty well for AT, but it's melee.
It's okay, kills hulks chargers and tanks in one, kills dogs in 3 quick swings.
It's annoying on bugs because you can't really hit titans and bile chargers will pretty much kill you when they die.
It's most impressive feature is being backpackless AT getting all ammo back from a resuply pack and 3 from an ammo box, this might make it a decent AT pick for commandos.
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:30:11 No.556366204 >>556364475
bro literally 0 people sided with skynet
chill the fuck out
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:30:34 No.556366230 >>556366005
>sloppa lobby
shan't join
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:32:25 No.556366360 >>556365628
It's really good when paired with smoke, but so is everything.
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:33:22 No.556366425 >>556365059
>make railgun absolutely useless pile of shit
I have buffnigger fatigue
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:34:02 No.556366492 >land 8 headshots in quick succession
>teammate notices and comments "nice shot"
>reply "you too"
>have to leave the lobby before I spill more spaghetti
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:34:40 No.556366539 >be cyberstani
>generational criminal, held in forced labor mines
>one day you get freed by robots who revere you
>get sick ass cyborg implants that make you 9 feet tall and jacked
>get an android waifu who worships you as her creator deity
>knee helldiver chuds in the face, killing them instantly
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME, NOT HIM
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:35:04 No.556366573 >>556365059
uhm I have to let you know that the railgun can oneshot warstriders, here's a webm of me doing it to single warstrider that isn't even shooting at me and there's zero other enemies around, it's actually OP as FUGG we need more NERFS :)))
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:35:29 No.556366603 How does the ceremonial M-14 whatever it was called compare to Diligence?
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:35:39 No.556366613 >>556366425
>20 shots
>can't kill shit
>kills you
cope more nerftroon
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:36:39 No.556366691 >>556366005
>sloppa
Not just shitposting, you should stop posting at all
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:37:32 No.556366760 >>556366603
it has a bit more damage, medium pen and a bayonet but you don't get any customization and only have 5 rounds with no clips
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:38:44 No.556366859 >>556366204
Skynet was retarded. People could be convinced.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:39:33 No.556366926 Now we just need a belt-fed Autocannon, fund it
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:39:34 No.556366927 >>556366760
that's fucked up. I was close to buying the bond but I guess I'll pass.
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:40:11 No.556366989 Do we all play Arc Raiders here as well?
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:40:40 No.556367018 >>556360330
Never experienced freedom?
Good thing you're getting a dose of liberation at 650rpm.
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:41:09 No.556367060 >>556366927
he's talking about the constitution
the admendment is a decent sidegrade with an option for three round burst
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:41:22 No.556367083 >>556366989
extractionfag get thee hence!
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:41:49 No.556367126 >>556366927
oh you meant that one, well in that case you get considerably more damage, a bayonet, 2 fire modes and 20 rounds, the amendment is one of my favorite weapons
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:41:55 No.556367135 >>556363905
>>556364345
wont CE get detected by the anti cheat and ban me?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:42:37 No.556367203 >>556356765
it'll probably prevent the bots from being able to cut us off by invading lesath
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:43:12 No.556367243 >nerftroons hanging from the rafters
>doomfags choking on their own vomit in the gutters
>tankbros living large
>buffchads eating well
>contentstacies winning at life
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:43:26 No.556367261 >>556366989
no we fucking hate AI slop. We're boutta to kill your kind, Clanker
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:43:37 No.556367282 >>556367060
>>556367126
>the admendment
that's the one. I completely overlooked it at first but upon revision it seems fantastic for popping devastators and stabbing cyber hounds. thanks.
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:44:27 No.556367335 >>556366613
>>can't kill shit
>>kills you
bufftranny humiliation ritual
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:45:43 No.556367421 >>556366603
>amendment
s-tier
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:46:01 No.556367438 >>556363312
Now add a troonjak - ack face onto the Helldiver
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:46:16 No.556367453 >>556366989
I stopped playing after the first Expedition because I realized there's nothing left to experience and the PvP meta is stale boring dogshit
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:46:19 No.556367460 >>556365308
>>556365517
go check
i think it works with anything you can carry
you used to be able to put any and all carryables into the back of the frv for a brief moment after it released but it didn't exactly do anything but free up your hands
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:46:39 No.556367481 >>556363905
THIS GETS YOU BANNED I JUST TESTED YET
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:47:10 No.556367531 >>556367135
the anti cheat just crashes your game if it detects anything, there has been zero record of anyone being banned for anything outside of console apes getting chat banned
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:47:19 No.556367547 >>556367481
post the ban message. nobody has seen one before.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:47:47 No.556367584 >>556367547
NO I WON'T
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:48:14 No.556367613 >>556367531
then how do you use it with CE if it crashes the game
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:48:35 No.556367656 >>556367481
and a hinga dinga dergen to you too my blonde haired friend
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:48:50 No.556367684 >>556366603
light pen dogshit but nerftroons will disagree
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:49:34 No.556367760 >>556367684
>light pen dogshit
I've been using the Liberator for 90% of my playtime so I think I'll be fine.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:49:53 No.556367784 Best SC farming planet open right now???
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:50:35 No.556367837 >>556365506
Yes
It also oneshots behemoths to the butt I think
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:50:59 No.556367876 >>556367760
>D5 gameplay
I'm sure you will
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:51:05 No.556367883 >>556367784
Fori Prime
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:51:21 No.556367915 >>556367784
same as always desert or moon any front will do
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:52:31 No.556368014 Are the helmets on the Cyborg designed to reference Dead space mining rigs? Cyberstan was originally a mining colony as well after all, and Cyborg do seem capable of stomping us
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:52:35 No.556368020 >>556367876
>d5
please, you could get through D5 with a knife
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:52:54 No.556368045 >>556366989
I occasionally hop on to chase birbs.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:52:55 No.556368048 you niggers don't even play the fucking game
lobby doko
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:55:05 No.556368228 >>556367883
>>556367915
Thanks I'm stupid and lazy
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:55:32 No.556368269 >>556358936
Show me the Anti-Tank Emplacement folding a Titan in one shot
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:55:43 No.556368292 >>556368020
You can't go D10 with light pen
amendment is d5 tier
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:55:44 No.556368293 >>556367613
luck
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:56:21 No.556368351 >>556367613
I dunno how it works (or doesn't work) but it only crashed for me once. When I restarted it just worked.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:56:38 No.556368375 >>556362740
>don't raze lesath
>it probably gets invaded from Menkent to slow us down
>raze lesath
>we waste the DSS on it which slows us down
Classic "Tails sweden wins, heads we lose" situation
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:56:53 No.556368402 >>556368351
so it crashes on your first use but then it just works
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)14:59:50 No.556368661 >>556367282
i use it all the time with my trenchdiver
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)15:00:10 No.556368692 >>556368351
>>556368293
fuck. I just tried twice and both times gameguard detected gameguard and closed the game
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)15:00:31 No.556368718 Peace between Super Earth and the Automatons!
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)15:00:50 No.556368761 >>556368375
I'd rather send the DSS and lose out on 10% boost for a day instead of open a whole new planet that will confuse the latinx gamerdad returntroons and ruin our progress
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)15:01:00 No.556368770 >>556368692
try having CE open before loading the table?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)15:01:01 No.556368776 >>556368292
>self report
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)15:01:19 No.556368805 what'd i miss?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)15:02:00 No.556368860 >>556366425
It badly needs a scope, the damage is fine
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)15:02:30 No.556368913 >>556368292
you should try playing with /hdg/ more, anon. it's fun.
>>556368805
they turned the DSS into a Death Star and there was a vote on which planet to nuke.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)15:02:37 No.556368918 >>556368805
we have a death star now
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)15:05:48 No.556369210 >>556368805
Bro it was so lit!
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)15:06:59 No.556369321 LOBBY UP
Chort Bay, D10
Questionable Healthcare Edition
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242984852907/76561198968546504
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)15:07:06 No.556369330 >>556369210
ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMNNN
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)15:08:50 No.556369475 >>556369321
FVLL
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)15:08:54 No.556369482 >>556369321
FVLL
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)15:10:14 No.556369602 >>556369004
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)15:10:14 No.556369603 >>556368770
it works now, just had to get lucky indeed
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)15:14:29 No.556370012 >>556368770
>>556369603
you have to open it during the cutscene where you're about to gain control in the super destoyer
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)15:14:59 No.556370065 >>556368718
Too little too late, PBSEATAfag
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)15:18:09 No.556370358 >>556369004
keep coping YWNBAW
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)15:19:40 No.556370491 >>556369210
What part of the Super Smash Bros campaign was this?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)15:21:15 No.556370651 steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242988776055/76561198141964882
botdiving
I am going to hit robots with a hammer
are you?
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)15:23:20 No.556370841 >>556365628
I've found it's biggest issue comes when trying to assault bot fortresses with those nigger turrets all over the place. Other than the obvious lack of range it slaps the shit out of everything on the bot front
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)15:25:53 No.556371109 >>556370651
dead thread all of a sudden?
still 1/4
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)15:26:56 No.556371205 >>556371109
Anon, the employed are at work
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)15:26:59 No.556371206 >>556371109
people are farming SCs from the cheat being posted
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)15:30:10 No.556371489 We're losing about 200 forces in reserve at the moment every 3 seconds (probably more during peak hours). At 175,666,000 reserves left, they'll last about 30 days.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)15:31:04 No.556371579 >>556370651
2/4!
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)15:31:41 No.556371649 >>556370651
2/4
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)15:35:47 No.556372015 Are you ready to fight the old enemy soon?
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)15:36:04 No.556372048 >>556365628
New hammer fucks hard. Pair it with the supply pack, and stim before you run into to start bopping shit. Reload is incredibly fast, so you can just go from bot to bot bopping them into oblivion. It definitely outclasses every other melee weapon in the game. I pair it with the Eruptor, supply pack, pyrotech grenades, and senator for secondary. You can even kill a factory strider with it. You also don't need melee armor for it because the damage is so high, so I use Exterminator armor or stim armor because you are basically on invincible for 5 seconds while you close the gap on whatever you're going to bop.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)15:36:45 No.556372114 >>556370651
3/4
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)15:37:28 No.556372178 >>556369321
slop lobby
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)15:38:35 No.556372275 >>556370651
FULL!
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)15:39:11 No.556372327 >>556368805
Democracy manifest.
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)15:42:15 No.556372591 >>556372015
Always was, anon.
I lament the disappearance of the illuminates as we knew them.
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)15:42:35 No.556372618 >>556371489
Chort is already halfway done, we should be able to take the needed planets in time. Cyberstan will most likely fuck over casualties in that timeframe assuming sweden doesn't open up some random hive world objective causing a fuck ton of casualties.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)15:42:59 No.556372659 which warbond should i get next, dust devils or redacted?
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)15:43:59 No.556372763 >>556366005
>>556365572
One of the most KINO run i ever witnessed in 600 hours of HD.
That tank run in the fortress was straight out of CoD:MW2 campaign.
GG boys
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)15:44:26 No.556372798 >>556372618
No way they're gonna let us actually win, they'll just artificially increase the reinforcement loss when we're attacking Cyberstan
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)15:44:34 No.556372815 >>556372048
It's melee damage is the same as the machete.
I know no one plays melee or cares, but chainsaw deals like 50% more damage (if we only look at the melee part) and can reach up to AP5 instead of AP3.
The hammer is more like an AT weapon with a bayonet added onto it.
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)15:46:06 No.556372960 >>556369210
Even stellaris has better animation lol
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)15:47:50 No.556373121 >>556372015
no, I need to grind 2000 more SC for the new warbonds
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)15:49:09 No.556373248 post |||Theman|||
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)15:49:50 No.556373307 I know it's reddit but:
>The Cyborgs alongside the automatons have repelled the (...)
>https://www.reddit.com/r/HellDiversLeaks/comments/1qv1iwn/cyberstan_failure/
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)15:53:01 No.556373579 BFGL sucks against bots. At least on an open map with constant vision obscuring trash. Can't wait to try it on bugs though.
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)15:55:00 No.556373741 BFGL is fun
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)15:56:08 No.556373839 >>556373307
I've been saying this is set up to fail to create pretext for zapping another planet
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)15:56:13 No.556373850 >>556373307
Would makecernse if the Automatons won. It gives us a stake in the galactic war and makes them 10x more intimidating than the squids, not to me tion they'll have their clank star. Also, we'll have more planets with the factory world biome so losing seems very possible
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)15:58:15 No.556374038 >>556373850 (me)
Make sense* not to mention* no idea what happened there
>T. phone poster
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)15:59:34 No.556374145 >>556369210
That's it? For such a successful game, you'd think they'd make the planet actually implode and send out a galaxy-wide shockwave or something instead of
>hide object
>change to black-and-yellow-fresnel-unlit shader
>unhide object
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:03:02 No.556374419 >>556373307
There's leaked stuff for if we win too, either way the outcome is the same: The bots make more factory worlds.
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:04:41 No.556374558 >>556373307
Super Earth siege also had a cinematic for failure. Don't be a doom troon.
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:06:37 No.556374721 >>556358785
That's called railroading and only SHIT GMs do that.
>>556362396
Just because he's a retard doesn't make you any less retarded and brown.
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:06:39 No.556374727 >>556372659
Redacted just because the name thing for it is so cool. But the Coyote is one of the best primaries in the game.
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:07:04 No.556374757 >>556372659
Dealer's choice. They are both excellent warbonds. If you're into stealth go redacted.
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:08:31 No.556374873 >that botted version of the family getting killed by bugs in the intro cinematic
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:08:50 No.556374895 The Automatons are getting their version of the Helldivers to fight back, right?
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:09:15 No.556374936 >Jet Brigade moved from Choohe to Chort Bay, increasing resistance by 1.5%
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:10:05 No.556375007 OH N-
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:12:07 No.556375171 The censor with a 30 rounder is my perfect gun.
I just wish it wasn't surpressed, it ruins the the guns audio.
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:12:07 No.556375172 >>556375007
TOTAL
BOT
DEATH
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:12:25 No.556375198 >>556375007
if automaton children were possible I would have made some already
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:13:25 No.556375287 >>556362339
Muay Thai KNEE!
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:14:29 No.556375375 >>556375007
Soulful
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:16:07 No.556375516 >>556375007
>surprise update gets released
>versus mode
>you play as the automatons and fighting of a real squad of helldivers
Would be kino
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:16:21 No.556375546 >>556374558
I mean, that one was very obviously put together after the Win one got leaked. And with how obviously railroaded the siege was, its become more obvious that this was the case.
Stating facts isn't being a doomer.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:16:27 No.556375554 >>556375007
What is this from? Looks like shit
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:16:49 No.556375587 >>556375554
helldivers 2
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:16:53 No.556375601 >>556375516
>spawn war strider
>spawn war strider
>spawn war strider
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:17:48 No.556375698 >>556375516
STOP ASKING FOR PVP FOR FUCKS SAKE
NO PVP
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:17:53 No.556375706 >>556375601
>XCOM 2 versus with no point limit
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:18:28 No.556375763 What are currently the best planets for farming super credits ?
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:18:32 No.556375771 Companion app updated. Now we know how much time we have
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:18:39 No.556375783 >>556368292
>He can’t click the heads
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:19:24 No.556375856 >>556375698
What's wrong helldiver? Afraid of some... Difficulty?
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:21:17 No.556376037 >>556375771
>only 13% lost
I don't believe it, the bugfags alone should've drained 100k reserves on the first day.
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:21:25 No.556376050 >>556372659
Redacted is only good if you like sneaking around but if you do then it’s amazing.
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:21:27 No.556376053 >>556364420
Don't worry, more dispatches are coming to dissuade readitors from the march.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:21:27 No.556376056 >>556375601
why is everyone bitching and moaning about the war strider here? the whole thing is covered in armor 4 except for the greaves, just shoot him in the groin with whatever heavy weapon you have
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:21:45 No.556376082 >>556375771
STOP
FUCKING
DYING
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:21:57 No.556376098 >>556369321
3/4 again JOIN JOIN JOIN WE DOING "STEALTH"
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:23:57 No.556376273 >>556376037
>100k out of 200 million
That's just 0.05% in one day, negligible
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:25:26 No.556376415 I haven't played since Arc Raiders came out. Has the meta shifted at all? Last Warbond I got was Dust Devils, are any of the ones since then MUST HAVES?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:25:49 No.556376447 so squids are just irrelevant now huh
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:26:42 No.556376517 >>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:27:03 No.556376541 >>556369321
FVLL
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:28:00 No.556376630 >>556376415
fuck off catnigger
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:28:34 No.556376684 >>556376447
They're so easy I can do a Super Helldive against them while shitting in the next room
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:28:57 No.556376721 >>556370651
new operation
1 guy left
3/4!
join NOW
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:29:47 No.556376818 >>556376517
>the robut fag is a redditor
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:30:49 No.556376927 >>556375546
>that one was very obviously put together after the Win one got leaked.
So Arrowhead spent time making cinematics for multiple outcomes because the war is rigged actually. Logic really checks out. You're totally not a delusional doom troon.
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:31:30 No.556376992 >They didn't vote to raise lesath?
>Send the jeet brigade
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:31:56 No.556377029 >>556362339
who dis clanka
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:31:56 No.556377030 >>556376818
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:32:20 No.556377059 >>556370651
FULL AGAIN
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:32:24 No.556377064 >>556376415
Siege breakers is top 2
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:33:27 No.556377167 >>556376992
Just another episode of "Joel clearly didnt plan ahead" and gets mad when we dont fall for his obvious bait tactics to drag out the MO.
Such a dogshit GM, I swear to god...
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:35:01 No.556377330 >>556376447
Boring zombie horde and halo elites faction
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:35:16 No.556377350 >>556376517
I though redd*t hated AI slop
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:35:52 No.556377398 >>556376517
>>556377030
did Bot Anon ever gave us a collection where every pic of her was in
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:36:47 No.556377484 >>556377167
But remember "you influence the war"
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:39:02 No.556377697 >redacted regiment is fun
>siege breakers is fun
Are we back to Warbonds not being complete dogshit?
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:40:56 No.556377881 I want a construction/mining or "ministry of expansion" themed warbond
>primary: rebar gun - slugger with heavy pen, like 3 or 4 rounds per mag, mediocre range and accuracy
>secondary: nailgun - med pen, piss poor range and accuracy, damage being pretty bad, high fire rate, good for emergency blasts but nothing else
>armor passive: "equipment operator" - peak physique's ergo boost effect, could also have slightly more stamina, or make vehicles have a bit more health/handling/speed (or that could be a booster, been a while since we had a warbond booster that wasn't some sample collecting shit)
>yellow/black hazard stripe skins for vehicles
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:44:12 No.556378186 >>556375007
IMAGINE THE OUTRAGE IF THE ROLES WERE REVERESED
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:44:58 No.556378253 Automatons wives...
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:46:28 No.556378387 laser weapons are trash
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:47:14 No.556378457 Porn-addicted, testosterone-deprived coomtards get the rope alongside furfags and bugniggers.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:48:04 No.556378530 I want to bring the spear on the bot front but why does it have to ignore those annoying sniper turrets? instead it can lock on to rocket striders which are chaff tier
the swiggers need to be castrated for this shit and thats not even mentioning the awful ammo economy
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:48:35 No.556378568 >>556378253
Hjälp Cyberstan och få villa, vamp och vovve av staten. -Jonas af cyberblad
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:48:39 No.556378576 >>556376037
You made me imagine some bugdiver maliciously killing himself over and over again to "own" the botchuds
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:49:11 No.556378637 >>556378457
Traitors like you get roped first :)
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:49:15 No.556378649 >>556360242
Change the cape and it all comes together nicely
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:50:18 No.556378757 >>556378387
what's wrong with the laser pointer? it annihilates troopers, pops devastator heads, clears minefields in seconds, has no recoil and is incredibly easy to aim
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:50:20 No.556378760 I rly like shield grenade
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:50:49 No.556378805 >>556378457
Holy mother of BASED
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:52:07 No.556378938 >>556378757
boring piss beam
give it an overload mode that lets me atomize targets like it's 80s sci-fi slop
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:53:07 No.556379023 >>556378938
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:54:01 No.556379112 >>556379023
>200m
No.
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:55:24 No.556379238 >>556378760
me too, I plan to bring it with me every time on the bot front
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:56:01 No.556379297 >>556374145
>send out a galaxy-wide shockwave
How would that work, in an astrophysics sense? A series of intense gravity waves? Various gamma radiation? A pulse in the fabric of spacetime itself?
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SUPER AGGRO CRAG
02/05/26(Thu)16:56:55 No.556379380 >>556378186
We're not the ones grinding bots up to use as lubricant. We do that to the bugs.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:58:06 No.556379480 >>556379297
Who cares. We just used magic space goop to turn a planet into a black hole.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:58:10 No.556379487 >>556375771
>>556376037
>>556378576
>>556376082
I will dive bug and squid planets.
I will test out the new gear and die a lot.
I will savage the MO.
I will NOT give a fuck (it's Joel's fault).
I will NOT show remorse.
I will NOT be shamed by low IQ MOcvcks who think my actions matter.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:58:53 No.556379558 >>556378760
How is it actually in practice? Can't imagine it's good outside bots
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:59:04 No.556379579 >>556369321
OVER
gg
hope you enjoyed your healthcare experiences
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:59:09 No.556379583 >>556365175
I know it because today they threw in that retarded vote to raze the planet
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:59:37 No.556379634 >>556379297
iirc gravitational shockwaves do actually happen galaxy wide irl when black holes collide so if the Star of piss could somehow rapid fire...
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:59:41 No.556379641 >>556379487
>savage
sabotage*
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)16:59:42 No.556379643 >>556379487
>Bragging about being bad
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:00:22 No.556379709 >Idiot calls in Bastion on top of a rock formation that currently has bots dropping in it.
>No one can get in and it wouldn't have any sightlines anyway, it can't fucking turn the space is so small.
>Same retard 5 minutes later. "Tank kinda shit against D10 bots fr".
Kill all zoomers
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:02:01 No.556379842 humans are le bad
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:02:10 No.556379862 >>556379709
What is a Bastion?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:02:45 No.556379915 the only thing worse than an over-hyped game is an over-hated game. they both have their downsides but I'd rather people blindly enjoy something than hate it because that's the popular thing to do. there's a chance for nuance to exist in the former but there's nothing but a graveyard pre-dug for the would-be meaningful discussions. the folks that hype a game likely play it, the ones that hate it login for maybe an hour?
critique even when it's harsh is different than hate, what you're seeing surround helldivers is genuine hate and that muddy's the water for the actual feedback needed to improve the game.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:03:08 No.556379945 >>556379862
a miserable box of lies
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:03:17 No.556379959 >>556379862
That robot from overwatch that everyone hated
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:03:18 No.556379961 >>556379643
>>Bragging about being bad
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:06:02 No.556380196 >war strider laser shoots me in the head
>instant death from full health
But you people told me war striders can't kill?! That they're harmelss and easy?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:06:07 No.556380203 >using the film camera to tape over incriminating evidence with footage of leandiver asses
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:06:42 No.556380259 >>556379862
Do you even play the game?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:06:56 No.556380285 Sound is so fucking broken, you don't even know what kills you now, you just die like that with no gunshots or anything.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:06:56 No.556380286 >>556379380
>we grind bugs into oil
>bots grind humans into soup
So who grinds bots into lubricant?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:09:03 No.556380486 I don't know why, but I feel like kicking any retard that has TnA mods installed.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:09:35 No.556380553 >>556379862
a tank destroyer
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:09:47 No.556380576 >>556380486
TnA?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:10:21 No.556380636 >>556379915
Blame discord. Worst thing to happen to gaming along with appealing to normies, browns, and chinks.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:12:04 No.556380805 >>556380576
Totally not Automaton
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:12:04 No.556380806 >>556372815
Well, as a based chainsaw enjoyer, the hammer shits all over it.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:13:35 No.556380960 >>556372815
Also, hammer kills don't count as melee unless you hit them with an expended hammer shot.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:13:41 No.556380965 >>556380286
Squids obviously baka
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:14:19 No.556381008 >>556375771
>24,634,202 deaths
>top player count so far this mo was 155,729
>average of ~158 deaths per player
My opinion of other players is pretty low, but damn.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:14:44 No.556381040 >>556380576
Fuck off ESL.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:15:07 No.556381081 How do I get 4 levellers? This dupe glitch is weird in what it wants to lock and not lock.
Any anon managed to figure it out?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:15:20 No.556381095 >>556379487
And you will play alone.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:16:06 No.556381167 >>556381081
rape colgate
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:16:09 No.556381172 >>556381008
You know that only shows peak user activity and it's not the same 150k people every time
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:16:34 No.556381202 >>556381008
>he thinks AH actually counts player deaths and doesn't just add a pre-determined amount every minute
Doesn't matter how well people play, all is going according to AHs vision
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:16:57 No.556381249 >>556381081
caligula
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:17:26 No.556381291 >>556380576
Tits n Ass.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:20:35 No.556381572 >>556358785
No one cares. The game doesn't need a "gamemaster" tweaking shit on the fly to railroad outcomes. Make it player driven and fuck off.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:21:00 No.556381606 >>556381202
This, even if people fully wiped it would be 24 deaths per mission, there is no way that has happened over a million times already
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:21:29 No.556381651 >>556381081
I'd consider helping you out, but you posted tr*nime garbage so, instead, I'll tell you to kill yourself and go about my day playing with the glitch.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:22:16 No.556381718 >>556381202
I dont think Joel has "I win. You lose" levers. However, I do think he tries to rig things in his favor so people still have the illusion its player driven. The battle of Super Earth proves this. He desperately wanted his epic last stand in Sweden and China told him to go fuck himself and it threw everything out of wack for him. Its probably also why the sub plot to rebuild Super Earth has been all but forgotten because hes probably mad the players fucked it up and did a rugpull with the New York Supreme reconstruction as a petty form of revenge.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:22:48 No.556381762 >>556380486
but anon, the TnA mods only display for you if you're running them yourself.......
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:23:28 No.556381813 steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243000064997/76561198039845988
Domo Arigato D10 Robotos
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:23:49 No.556381850 >>556381718
Based ChinaChads
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:23:50 No.556381851 >>556381651
Anime website. Go back to redshit.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:25:27 No.556381984 >>556381172
Yeah, but it's the best number I have to split the deaths among. It's not so much about the actual death count per player so much as showing the bullshit levels of deaths happening when giving the most generous numbers possible. Either there's a group out there killing themselves over and over repeatedly just to fuck with the numbers, or the counter is rigged to make the Cyberstan push look cooler.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:25:35 No.556382002 >>556380259
Not in months
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:26:01 No.556382056 >>556381850
Was honestly funny as fuck to watch china push the squids all the way back to the point the bar was completely blue.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:27:50 No.556382253 >>556381008
That's not unreasonable. It's been a couple days, so divide that in half for per day stats. If you're a 0 death chad, consider this number the top of the bell curve, and consider the shitters at the other side of the curve who can reasonably die hundreds of times a day. The math checks out.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:28:28 No.556382310 >>556381008
>MO has been active for 56 hours at this point
>we have suffered a grand total of 25 million diver deaths in that time, give or take 100,000
>that averages out to about 450,000 diver deaths per hour
>assuming that there are 100,000 players active at any given time, each player is dying about 4.5 times per hour
>if each mission lasts about 30 minutes, this means the average player is dying about 2-3 times per mission
If anything, the players are actually doing really damn good.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:28:56 No.556382362 >>556381718
At this point I'm fully convinced the entirety of Arrowhead hate their players. The balance team continually makes things that might be fun always have a "fuck you" downside, and try to intentionally obfuscate nerfs and mechanic changes. The narrative team has been trying to get us all to feel bad for all the enemies because they actually need us to UNDERSTAND the very obvious satire. The GMs are easily the most petty though and actively fuck with the players, and stomp their feet when things don't go their way. The community team especially hate their players with them openly saying they only really care about Discord and lowsodium, and filtering TO THE DEVS that all criticism is just raging racism or something.
I have never seen such an antagonistic developer before, and I used to be a goddamn Halo fan.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:29:07 No.556382393 >>556381850
The only good bugs
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:29:12 No.556382406 >>556382002
I genuinely don't get why you're here. This is probably the best update/warbond the game has had and you're still not playing. Fuck off from this general.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:31:23 No.556382647 >tank is literally based on this
>can't turn turret
Why are swedes like this?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:31:29 No.556382652 >>556382310
Only playing D10 I rarely see anyone with more than 2 deaths. Also holy shit gunships can't just be ignored now! They need to go their spawn rate though, most missions I see 4 max and usually fucking none spawn.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:31:41 No.556382667 >>556382406
I'm going to play tonight faggot.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:32:49 No.556382784 >all these browns getting filtered by STUGkino
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:32:55 No.556382797 >>556382647
>can't turn turret
there is no turret bozo, thats the point
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:33:11 No.556382828 >>556382647
Would be too much fun if the tank wasn't dogshit in 95% of the situations
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:33:27 No.556382852 Help fight the bot menace of grind SC so I can get the new warbond?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:33:26 No.556382854 >no super store for siege breakers
eh? eh? eh??
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:33:54 No.556382912 To truly experience the grunt fantasy i never look at the state of the war or MO and just dive.
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:34:02 No.556382927 >>556381850
Obviously they just cheated thoughever.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:34:08 No.556382941 >>556382854
coming february 10th
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:34:14 No.556382952 >>556382647
To be fair our tanks are disposable and able to survive being clumsily airdropped
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:34:15 No.556382957 >>556382667
You're still a retard. You haunt this general but don't know what the bastion is? Do everyone a favor and don't come back. I can already see you throwing your awfully positioned orbital napalm like the retard you are.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:35:37 No.556383098 Despite Joel's attempt to slow shit down, we seem to be pushing at a good pace
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:36:08 No.556383158 Let's settle this once and for all...
Talon or Senator?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:36:11 No.556383161 lobby?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:36:34 No.556383204 >>556382647
>tank is literally based on a turretless tank
>why doesn't it have a turret?
Do you have braindamage?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:36:42 No.556383209 >>556382927
cope, maybe dont be such a lazy, bitter whiny little retard and you wouldnt be in the shadow China?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:37:38 No.556383292 >>556382647
So it needs 2 man to operate.
Coincidentally it's Valentine's day soon, so have you asked your crush to man the tank with you yet?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:37:39 No.556383293 >>556382957
You're a miserable cunt.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:38:11 No.556383351 >>556383158
Ultimatum
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:38:36 No.556383395 >>556383209
Kys bug"man".
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:41:12 No.556383631 if /goydivers2/ ever had a musical it needs to be this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fUh2Y0R9x8
NAPALM STICKS TO BOTS
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:41:28 No.556383656 >Siege Ready Armor still without question the best armor in the game
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:41:52 No.556383693 >>556379634
however, such waves travel at lightspeed, meaning any 'shockwave' resulting from the creation of the black hole would not be felt until millenia(or more likely millions of years) in the future.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:43:27 No.556383841 >>556383293
NTA. I hope you have fun. Ignore the schizos.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:43:46 No.556383873 >>556383098
I'm wageslaving does the devastator mod up the rate of jeet devs or just add more normals to the pool.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:45:33 No.556384052 Do you guys still use the Warp Pack?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:46:03 No.556384095 >>556383351
The ultimatum is so good that I'm thankful for the Leveler just giving me my secondary slot back. Now when I need an ultimatum I can just call it in.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:47:55 No.556384259 >>556383098
We were pushing 6.7% raw liberation rate late last night before the Jet Brigade bumped the resistance rate from 3% to 4.5%. If anything, it's impressive that we've increased the liberation rate in the face of that.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:47:55 No.556384261 >>556383631
>Shootin' women's lots of fun
>Try killin' one that's pregnant, son
>You'll get two for the price of one
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:49:14 No.556384382 This event has BTFOed the Super Earth event and we arent even at Cyberstan
>actual stakes
>a new free strategem
>counter propaganda
>actual gameplay modifers
Im glad the devs learned from Super Earth, but damn it makes that event look pathetic in comparison. Squidcels should kill themselves NOW!
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:50:05 No.556384464 >>556384382
>>actual stakes
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:51:03 No.556384568 >>556383292
>needs 2 man
It's clunky but I've been successful using it solo on low and med difs. I haven't tried above d5 yet though.
I do hope they add a more solo oriented tank at some point in the future. Maybe give it armor between the exos and the bastion.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:51:55 No.556384650 >>556382647
It isn't based on the S-tank, it has zero similarities.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:52:37 No.556384721 >>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:53:17 No.556384782 >>556370651
GGs
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:53:42 No.556384814 >>556384568
>solo oriented tank
never
that is not happening
don't be retarded
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:55:12 No.556384945 I am still running the ODST armor
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:55:53 No.556385015 >>556384568
>solo oriented tank
that's what the exos are for anon...
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:58:01 No.556385209 >>556385015
This.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:58:56 No.556385290 Am I going crazy or did they stealth buff the range of environmental explosions? Using the hammer to blow up fabs and then running away and I've noticed that even in a full sprint in light armor I get caught at the edge and ragdolled anyway
Unavoidable without warp or jump pack
Those spore balls too. Played enough to know when i'm too close and then I do a few games today and i'm close enough to get ragdolled and slowed
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:59:45 No.556385372 >>556384382
>actual stakes
DOSE had an inverse element where we weakened the fleet on its way to Super Earth. Now we are the invaders. If you look at the Cyberstan leaks, you will see how our assault mirrors the Super Earth invasion (but we're the baddies.) I actually rather like it, and think it enhances the DOSE narrative rather than diminishing it. I am looking forward to killing communist cyborgs in their rightfully defended homes.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:01:27 No.556385554 >>556385372
The razing lesath thing makes it extremely un-subtle.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:02:35 No.556385661 >>556384945
Well yeah, your legs cant break while wearing them.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:03:48 No.556385784 >>556385661
hehheheheheh
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:04:37 No.556385865 >>556383158
I like the senator for pushing a Hulk's shit in
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:04:54 No.556385902 >>556385661
I still wish they also negated damage from higher drops, or at the very least gave the legs damage resistance. I just want to be able to drop out of bases without taking that bit of chip damage because I'm three feet above the no-damage threshold.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:05:00 No.556385909 >>556385554
the point is to not be subtle, the pre-update trailer mirrors the one for the Super Earth invasion
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:05:20 No.556385940 >>556385290
Yea I've noticed bot mines going off from a bit further away, I thought it was just me.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:05:40 No.556385967 >>556383293
>>556383841
You're just a retard. You somehow lurk here but are completely uniformed. You don't need to be playing games. Focus on whatever minimal brain power task you need to accomplish whether that's learning how to stop burning burgers are finishing your remedial classes.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:06:24 No.556386035 I forgot how absolutely cancerous fighting bots on low visibility worlds is.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:08:59 No.556386298 >>556386035
I forgot to turn my fog reducer mod back on and holy shit is it awful.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:09:06 No.556386316 >>556385015
Really need a faster lightly armored mech with jump jets. Maybe just give it the chainsaw for left arm and an AMR for the right.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:09:09 No.556386327 Squid front status?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:09:13 No.556386330 >>556386035
Take the newly buffed GL pill. You don't need to aim for heads when you can just fire up into the dropship and wipe everything before it touches the ground.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:10:57 No.556386504 >>556386330
that's what the spear is for
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:11:04 No.556386521 >>556383693
if they were strong enough waves to bend space thus making the waves more or less FTL it might, but that would also possibly mean the entire galaxy would be warping around
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:11:56 No.556386609 >Chinese/Japanese teammate uses shield grenade on me while I hold the line.
Me sucka you 2 incha chinchin arigaytoo.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:14:48 No.556386918 steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243004096156/76561197995757904
super yiffinhelldive
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:15:39 No.556386995 >autocannon sentry tries to shoot down a dropship instead of a hulk charging right for it
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:15:50 No.556387012 kill yourself
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:16:48 No.556387106 >>556386918
Yiff in Helldivers!
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:17:16 No.556387147 The day you draw your last breath will be the day the world becomes a better place.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:18:33 No.556387263 >>556387147
Okay, friend.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:20:28 No.556387468 >>556386995
Is the rocket sentry the only one that uses your tagged target?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:20:52 No.556387504 What's the difference between a cyborg and an automaton?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:20:54 No.556387506 >four Incineration Corps units on the map
>a third Jet Brigade on Aurora Bay
Are we biting our nails yet?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:21:24 No.556387552 >>556387504
robot vs organic entity that was modified
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:21:34 No.556387565 >>556387504
Cyborg=human with mechanical augments
Automaton=all robot
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:22:24 No.556387660 >>556387552
>>556387565
That sounds horrifying
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:22:25 No.556387661 >>556387504
They are both enemies of Managed Democracy and must be exterminated.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:23:27 No.556387757 >>556386327
Raped & Gaped
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:23:35 No.556387773 >>556387660
Nah it's fine.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:23:46 No.556387801 >>556386995
>laser sentry still shoots dropships until it overheats instead of literally anything else
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:23:55 No.556387818 >>556387504
Russy
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:24:22 No.556387870 The automatons aren't 100% robotic though.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:27:08 No.556388138 >>556386918
failed to join
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:28:38 No.556388295 steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243006329425/76561198026977961
bots 10 2/4
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:29:09 No.556388353 >>556387870
Kids are cruel Jack!
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:30:34 No.556388474 >>556387801
Laser goes well along with the AT sentries. By itself it just overheats.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:31:21 No.556388551 >>556378387
Leadbelcher. Slugthrower. Bullet tossing ape. Lasers are the civilized man's weapon. The Light of Freedom. The Gold Line that separates a man & a filthy degenerate
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:33:50 No.556388790 >>556388295
>tourist lobby
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:33:54 No.556388796 >driving for other people is one of my favorite vidya things to do
>playing tank driver in hell let loose is the best
>mfw hd2 tank has designated driver
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:35:03 No.556388925 >>556364475
>more "humans are le heckin bad guise!!!" slop is the last thing this game needed
What part of :
>"If the enemy attempts diplomacy, SHOOT THEM! We mustn't believe their lies."
Didn't you understand, helldiver?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:35:15 No.556388939 steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243007077539/
d10 bots or something
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:35:27 No.556388958 >>556385015
If they removed the limits on bringing them I would be inclined to agree, but as they are now they're too limited.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:36:46 No.556389095 >>556388939
fvll
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:37:06 No.556389130 >>556353126
"are we the baddies" faggots out in force.
We're the good guys, we always were and always will be.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:37:46 No.556389202 >>556387773
Why don't the cyborgs wear shirts in the cold?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:41:16 No.556389576 >Humans are the bad guys!
And?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:41:38 No.556389628 Is botdiving the best Terminator game ever made?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:43:02 No.556389767 >>556389202
They're slavs
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:43:16 No.556389789 So we're actually just going to be on cyberstan with over half reinforcements still available by friday afternoon i guess
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:43:19 No.556389797 >robots that grind up humans into meat mush insist they're not going to hurt anyone
>media literacy crowd takes this as proof they're harmless puppies just defending themselves
Every time
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:44:11 No.556389895 >>556389767
>>556389202
they speak finnish and swedish
they're accustomed to cold
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:44:33 No.556389930 >>556389628
We need a bone/skull wasteland to really get that vibe
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:45:14 No.556389998 >>556389797
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:48:23 No.556390356 >>556383873
More jeet devs.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:49:11 No.556390438 steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243000064997/76561198039845988
Killing Clankers on Acid planet
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:49:34 No.556390468 >incel corps no matter where we go next
>improved bot accuracy
tomorrow is going to be entertaining
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:51:14 No.556390636 >>556384382
There are strong implications that super earth invasion didn't go way they wanted it to go orginally.
AH didn't like design of squid units they were working on.
Then there was whole voting for next president.
Most likely their orginal vision was invasion happens and cultists are part of it. We get apc and by end we vote for new president. But they couldn't get anything to work. So we got neutered event
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:52:31 No.556390770 >>556389789
Don't worry Joel will put up a meaningless minor order on a bug planet that offers no rewards soon
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:52:44 No.556390795 >>556390468
Incels we're hard regardless becouse shotgun didn't care about accuracy. Or flamethrower. But it will be even more brutal. Espesily if there is incel warstraiders.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:52:48 No.556390802 >>556389202
I strongly doubt they can feel said cold... or much of anything else for that matter.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:53:16 No.556390846 >>556390795
holy ESL
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:54:15 No.556390968 >>556382647
It's not a tank. It's assault gun
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:55:15 No.556391070 >>556385554
I do wish Joel would be a little more subtle. I feel like the most based thing he could do is never officially reveal the Cyberstan death star. It was leaked by data miners, and everything else so far has been "we have intelligence which suggests they have weapons of mass destruction" propaganda. Wouldn't it be neat if they never even stole the plans, and this was all imperialist projection and doublethink? This would also allow him to claim that he used the data miners, which he notoriously hates for undermining his narrative, to progress his narrative.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:55:46 No.556391115 >>556382310
They finally lowered the difficulty >>556391070
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:56:17 No.556391161 >>556390438
Room for 1 more
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:56:51 No.556391229 >>556390968
That's a tank, not a gun.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:57:49 No.556391339 i wonder what poker night with General Brash and the Democracy Officer is like
what do you think they play? Super Texas Hold' Em or Super Omaha?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:58:05 No.556391371 Uhh... Guys?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:59:25 No.556391534 double edged scythe when?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:59:30 No.556391541 Leakniggers get the rope
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:59:33 No.556391548 Are the new missions fun?
Is there anything in the warbond aside from the trident that's good?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)18:59:35 No.556391551 >>556365714
idk anon i think the robots who stuff civilians in cages and mutilate them might have a point
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:00:14 No.556391627 >shield nade says "sticky"
>doesn't stick to fucking anything
What a meme.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:00:26 No.556391645 >>556391339
It's always dealer's choice, and Brasch always chooses to hold em.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:00:51 No.556391693 >>556391627
sticky means it won't bounce from the unclimbable surfaces like the stratagem beacon
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:00:59 No.556391709 >>556390468
>incel corps
>devastator bullet hell mode
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:02:41 No.556391891 >>556391339
They play the greatest game ever made Riichi Mahjong.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:05:15 No.556392195 Do you think the automatons can say "Nigger"?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:06:30 No.556392321 >>556391548
MEAT is good
The heavy armour is 175 armour, so it's something.
The hammer and GL are both fun to use and don't suck.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:06:58 No.556392375 >>556391070
>Wouldn't it be neat if they never even stole the plans, and this was all imperialist projection and doublethink?
The end text of the last MO suggested this in an extremely un-subtle way as well. Super Earth put the plans on Clasa then conveniently found them right where it put them. Even the operation being called Valid Pretext is an obvious jab at how said pretext was a false flag.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:07:35 No.556392434 >feeding the tank a carry able item resupplies it
unironically they need to keep that feature
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:07:39 No.556392442 >>556392195
AI Darth Vader could in Fortnite. So yes.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:08:49 No.556392562 >>556392442
They had to coax it out of him. Im saying can the bots say it on command or even unprompted?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:10:55 No.556392781 >>556392321
Maybe I will buy the bond after all. Cool.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:17:21 No.556393421 >>556391371
is this even a leak or just a random hacker kitbash of a walker and gunship parts
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:17:24 No.556393425 >>556391548
Hammer and Trident are GOAT'd
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:17:57 No.556393473 >>556393421
hacker kitbash for sure but looks fun
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:24:25 No.556394065 >>556393421
actually looks like strider chinguns but whatever
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:26:18 No.556394272 >>556379558
Blocks melee so it’s really good against stalkers etc
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:26:38 No.556394298 >>556393425
It pairs well with the Talon as a sidearm.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:27:41 No.556394436 Does this mean we have to take Merga IV now..?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:27:59 No.556394458 Is the horse armor not out yet? don’t see it listed on any of the wiki pages
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:28:39 No.556394539 >>556394458
10th
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:29:10 No.556394585 >Vehicle repair tool secondary or strategem
>Vehicle resupply strategem
Fucking do it
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:30:01 No.556394680 >>556393425
The hammer killing a heavy just hits different.
It's objectivly a retarded AT weapon that has pretty much no reason to be used over EATs, but i like it.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:30:26 No.556394724 >>556391339
Shitpants
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:30:44 No.556394753 >>556394585
Currently you can reload the tank by carry carriable object into gunner seat
So I think they have that in mind
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:30:57 No.556394771 >>556394585
Rep-80, please.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:31:53 No.556394862 >>556394436
Nah, we're going for Aurora Bay because it means smashing the Jet Brigade factories along the way.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:31:54 No.556394865 Reminder: the chainsaw currently does 900/450, not 450/225.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:34:12 No.556395091 These shield-memes are alright actually.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:34:47 No.556395143 >>556394865
It does?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:35:43 No.556395228 >>556394753
No you can't.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:35:55 No.556395249 we can take wither the merak route which will result in malevelon creek 2 and 3 OR the aurora bay route which includes city bots and a desert planet
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:36:54 No.556395343 >>556395143
Yes. Tested and mathematically verified.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:36:54 No.556395347 >>556395249
this lil nigga thinks players can affect the story in any way
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:37:45 No.556395440 Fucking host stole my tank. When I asked him to get out he kicked me. Legit seething with rage now
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:38:54 No.556395552 >>556395440
that's what you deserve for not playing with /hdg/ we are the only players you need
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:39:41 No.556395638 >>556395249
nah it wont, we're bending bot girls over and raping them to death, little botgals too, this campaign we're completing the Geneve achievements list
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:40:10 No.556395686 >>556388939
gg
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:42:02 No.556395868 >>556395440
judging by your reaction you deserved it. A real man would have ulatimatumed the tank and the host and said nigger in chat before leaving
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:44:42 No.556396143 >>556390636
I don't think Cultists were meant to come out at Super Earth, but I do agree it was neutered by...something behind the scenes.
I think Cultists are meant to come out when Squ'ith ruins are officially added. Mostly because it thematically fits AHs narrative of Super Earth being galactic bullies, as now they're "wrongfully" persecuting (((((peaceful))))) religious aliens. Desecrating their hoky grounds, raiding their cemeteries, things like that. This will be much funnier if its after an Illuminate civil war
>"We have destroyed the barbaric remnants of our former kin. And hearby outlaw the heretical practice of converting innocent humans into abominations"
>AAHHHH, SPOOKY ALIENS, BOMBS AWAAAYYYY
>"I honestly don't know what I was expecting"
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:45:13 No.556396203 >>556395552
does anyone ever host/play on d6 tho?
i'm kinda new, only had the game for a month now. i don't want to embarrass myself on d10...
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:45:13 No.556396204 >Arrowhead trying to make us feel bad for bots
Did they forget bots blend people up into goop for fuel and gun down fleeing citizens or something?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:45:26 No.556396230 >>556395343
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:46:59 No.556396389 In a universe of aliens humans can never be the bad guy. Human supremacy forever
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:47:39 No.556396463 >>556396230
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:49:07 No.556396610 >>556396204
they're doing the european thing again where they want to criticize america but end up making not-america fight evil incarnate but they still want you to hate america
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:50:15 No.556396730 >>556396230
Go test it yourself, but the TL/DR is it can kill behemoth chargers in under 2 seconds if you catch the head, back, or butt. Upon noticing that I did hours of testing on various enemies with various armor combinations, and every single one mathematically lined up exactly with 900/450 instead of 450/225.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:50:29 No.556396756 >>556396203
we don't mind playing with new divers here
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:50:36 No.556396769 >>556396203
play on d8. that's the relaxed difficulty
its not really that different
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:51:03 No.556396815 >>556395868
This is what I do. Steal my shit and I make it my personal mission to murder you until you kick me.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:51:31 No.556396864 Are gunships back?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:51:51 No.556396901 >>556394436
>Jeets and incels on both planets now
Joel is a fag
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:54:29 No.556397146 >>556396864
Ive seen them fucking people up lately and theyve nearly done me in too. Theyre an actual threat now it seems.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:55:31 No.556397253 >>556395249
Aurora bay simply to rape the jeet brigade. Come the fuck on, Merak is 6% decay and Aurora is 3.13% plus the jet brigade factories. Are they that retarded to put the event at stake for a shitty creek meme (that isn't even the Creek anyway)
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:55:49 No.556397284 Hey, is the Trident also considered "silenced" like all other laser weapons?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:56:07 No.556397309 >>556382828
shitter self report
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:56:24 No.556397336 >>556368692
I found that by having qBitTorrent running makes Gameguard not give a fuck ever. Probably works with other Torrent clients too
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:56:59 No.556397381 lobby doko
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:57:05 No.556397395 >>556396864
Genuinely got my shit rocked when they spawned close to a jammer
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:57:23 No.556397429 >>556396730
Il try it out next time i play, though i don't know all the numbers and math and will just have to feel how it deals with heavies now.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:58:56 No.556397578 The bot accuracy buff has single handedly turned me from a bugnigger to a botnigger.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:59:49 No.556397668 >>556397284
Laser weapons arnt silenced.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:01:05 No.556397776 The only problem I have with the tank is that whenever I call it in, a gorillion patrols just happen to spawn in and focus it down directly. Once you get into the tank it's a cakewalk depending on your driver/shooter
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:02:14 No.556397886 >>556396203
join a /hdg/ lobby, we make D10 fun
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:03:05 No.556397974 Nerftroon status?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:04:24 No.556398092 >>556396769
d4 is what i've been comfortably doing solo. d6 is relaxed with frens. my experienced fren will queue up d9 and d10 sometimes for our group, but it feels so chaotic and stressful.
just got the redacted stealth armor last night, that's pretty good for being sneaky. still feel like i'm learning the best loadouts and things.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:04:33 No.556398105 >>556397668
Untrue! For some reason all laser weapons, at least at the time of redacted regiment dropping, were internally "silenced", if I understand it right it was because of some flagging on laser projectiles, both beam and not, or something, S'why most pubbies got away with using the quasar real close to the enemy, even though I'm fully aware none of the laser weapons are even remotely quiet.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:04:51 No.556398135 >>556396389
This is honestly why space fascism works so well. We actually DO have an evil OTHER to demonize & unify against
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:06:42 No.556398307 >>556398135
>this is what humanity is afraid of
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:07:58 No.556398423 >>556395440
>wanting to be the druck instead of gunner.
Why? You deserve the kick.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:08:26 No.556398480 >>556396204
Don't forget that time they destroyed a children's hospital.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:09:34 No.556398610 >>556396864
They are like flying war striders now. But their spawn rate is atrocious.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:09:46 No.556398632 >>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:10:16 No.556398680 >>556386918
Thx for hosting!!
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:10:22 No.556398693 >>556396203
Dw groomable, rapeable newfren. We'll show you the "ropes" on D10.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:10:51 No.556398753 >>556398341
>testing as the host
immediately nullified
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:10:51 No.556398754 >>556398480
ok but did you know that humans are le bad
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:11:38 No.556398842 >>556396864
gunships are ok now. gunship fabs still take years to spawn one
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:11:55 No.556398881 Was the tech girl always brown or did they Netflix her? I could have sworn she wasn't this dark before.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:13:04 No.556398995 >take FOUR (4) mines
>make whole team MAD
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:13:38 No.556399059 just got back from work, how's the front?
>>556364461
based, shoot 'em good
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:13:54 No.556399089 >>556398881
everyone on the ship was a mutt from day one anon don't kid yourself.
even (you), are a mutt. just put on Peak Phisyque and check.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:14:09 No.556399117 >>556398995
Saaar, YOU PUT THEM ON TOP OF THE PLATINUM BARS YOU DALIT PAKISTANI BENCHOD
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:14:34 No.556399154 >>556398753
>Host is the only time the game works properly
Why do you even need silenced weapons when you play the game on easy mode?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:15:21 No.556399250 >>556398995
I have retards complaining about a single field of gas mines. I shoot them in the face and emote over their corpse.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:15:38 No.556399280 >>556398995
anon you placed them right on the objective of course they'd be mad
I only didn't die that mission because I saw that and simply did not go down to carry the platinum at all and just kept killin bots from the cliffs.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:16:06 No.556399326 >>556398995
>welcome >_< take a seat wherever
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:16:58 No.556399406 >>556398995
You didn't hug me back, serves you right I'm mad >:(
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:17:03 No.556399415 >>556387468
Wait, does it? I thought it was just mortars. I've got to try it out.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:17:23 No.556399438 >>556364283
>throw shitfit 100 years ago
>the fighting stops
>throw shitfit 100 years after
bots should have just literally fucked off and terraformed another galaxy
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:19:04 No.556399639 >>556398693
>>556397886
ok i'm excited! i will try to join the next one, but i do have to bake a cake at some point today...
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:19:31 No.556399681 >>556399639
If you're willing I can make a lobby right now
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:20:18 No.556399754 >>556399639
>bake a cake
ok you're being too feminine stop now you're scaring me
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:20:29 No.556399769 >>556398995
>takes 5 mines
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:20:41 No.556399786 >>556399681
yeah ok! i'll start up my game!
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:20:45 No.556399791 >>556399415
I thought it did. But maybe it's just a coincidence. Now I want to test myself.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:21:26 No.556399868 >>556399769
youre right I could take 5 if I bring grenade slot mines
maybe i'll take the explosive armor too
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:21:56 No.556399923 >>556399786
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243016293357/
Newfren grooming lobby
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:22:15 No.556399957 >>556399459
I have no idea what you're trying to say with this.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:24:01 No.556400125 >>556399957
i can't make you understand the humor you either laugh or lose
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:24:25 No.556400163 >>556399923
2/4, help out the newfren!!
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:25:06 No.556400240 >>556399639
Post pics of the cake in the thread when you're done.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:25:31 No.556400290 >Helped a minigun using teammate by tossing a bubble shield at his feet
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:26:16 No.556400354 >>556400125
I think you're the one that lost. Some brain cells.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:26:50 No.556400412 >>556399923
3/4, filling up fast
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:27:42 No.556400528 RELEASE THEM
ARUUUUGH ROOOOWRF ROOOOWRF ROUUUUH RUUUUH ROOOOWRF BOOOOWRF
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:27:47 No.556400537 >>556400290
Me when a chink did earlier for me this while I was using BFGL.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:28:32 No.556400615 >join game
>2 nigcels with GL+supply pack
>leave game
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:30:04 No.556400793 >>556400537
Did you give him lizardfish as thanks?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:30:41 No.556400856 >>556400537
I had a stroke reading that but yea it's pretty fun tossing it at a teammate whose about to get shot to shit. I did fuck up one time with it so far, I tried to save a dude and tossed it a little too ahead of him and he ended up point blanking it with his purifier and dying. He didn't shoot me in the back of the head thankfully.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:31:07 No.556400910 this leadup to cyberstan is already 100x better than the half assed super earth invasion slop
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:31:26 No.556400947 >>556398092
you need to play at least d6 so you get purple samples
desu d4 is really dull. I can play d10 but I dont like the intensity because half the time im listening to or watching a video
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:31:35 No.556400963 >>556399923
FVLL
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:31:53 No.556400993 >>556400910
Bots>bugs>squids
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:32:56 No.556401096 >>556400290
I fucking hate that it's thrown underhand. Completely fucks my aim.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:33:55 No.556401195 >>556399923
>>556400963
Have fun Newfriend
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:35:04 No.556401314 >>556365897
They were enslaved and forced into the mines the moment super earth won
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:36:00 No.556401379 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qm3WsAB_aU
Are we, yes, WE, ready to kill every cogger on cyberstan?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:36:14 No.556401402 >>556383158
Talon is superior now that we have more heavy pen
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:36:23 No.556401417 >>556401096
Underhanded and it's a bit heavy, I've seen it stick sideways on spots it shouldn't which makes the bubble slightly lower. I ended up messing around with it in D1 to get a better feel for throwing it.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:36:55 No.556401478 >>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:37:42 No.556401549 >>556399868
And Eruptor
And Ulti
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:37:43 No.556401553 >>556401417
shield grenades are better than smoke in every way but throw range
the shield prevents you from getting hit and doesnt obscure your view, you can throw them and run just as well as smoke
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:38:20 No.556401631 How come this isn't a dead game?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:38:45 No.556401674 >>556401553
yea but smokes literally renders you invisible to bots
shields can break
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:38:56 No.556401698 >>556401631
>I don't like it so no one can
Infantile mindset.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:39:13 No.556401721 >>556400856
He probably realized you were trying to help and accidentally'd
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:39:50 No.556401787 >>556401631
good management of hype, and also the fact that people can literally play how they want with no fomo, so taking a break doesn't mean anything other than you got a lot of cool shit to come back to when you're ready
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:40:12 No.556401823 >>556401631
because despite all of /hdg/'s incessant, endless bitching it's actually fun
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:40:54 No.556401885 >>556401631
The core of this game is so good that even with swedes as our developer they haven't found a way to ruin it completely
Basically, it's fun
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:41:41 No.556401969 Why is /hdg/ slurping this "event"? Literally nothing is happening or is different.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:42:12 No.556402025 >>556401698
Who are you quoting?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:42:15 No.556402029 >>556389202
They look like 200lbs of bird shit
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:42:29 No.556402052 >>556399326
damn bitch, you live like this?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:42:38 No.556402067 >>556401674
The only thing invisibility is ever used for is peeping on woman.
You're a pervert.
PERVERT ALERT!
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:43:23 No.556402140 >>556401969
BECAUSE I WANT TO KILL THINGS AND THEY ARE POINTING ME IN A DIRECTION THAT LETS ME KILL THINGS
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:43:54 No.556402178 steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243019021002/76561198878711915
d10 lobby decides
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:43:55 No.556402180 >>556401969
You don't play the game.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:44:12 No.556402208 >>556401553
I've run under convoys and bonked em with smoke. Shield gen cannot compete with the versatility of smoke at fucking all.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:44:40 No.556402252 >>556402180
Tell me what the event is then.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:45:13 No.556402308 >>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:46:14 No.556402407 >>556401969
Because bots hit me back and I can smash them with a giant explosive mallet
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:47:44 No.556402552 >we get to fight both incels and jeets soon
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:48:11 No.556402602 >>556402252
I'm not spoonfeeding you, retard.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:49:35 No.556402736 >>556402178
FULL
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:49:44 No.556402750 So..... is CyberSneed going to be an actual, lived in city with civies running around or are they taking the easy route?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:50:21 No.556402829 >>556402602
>I don't have an answer
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:50:53 No.556402879 >>556402178
2/4
>>556402736
nope
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:53:06 No.556403119 >>556402252
the game is literally 23.5 GB you fucking mongoloid
play the fucking game
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:53:14 No.556403134 >>556402829
see again
>>556402180
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:54:19 No.556403232 >>556403134
>>556403119
>Can't answer
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:55:06 No.556403328 >>556402750
why would there be civvies? humans get turned in to machines, the whole "come join us for freedom" is just to lure people in.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:55:08 No.556403331 >>556402750
The leaks make it look like mega factories aren't really cities, so no shooting bot civilians for us.
Man I hope we get a Prevent Evacuation mission where we need to destroy emergency bunkers full of cyborg civies before the bots can evacuate them
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:55:44 No.556403401 >>556402252
new objectives, new warbond, and new modifiers to maps, like surges of a particular enemy type. this is also the first time we're headed to fight to crush an enemy capital, the opposite of what happened with the super earth invasion. This is also the first time we have the ability to fail a MO early, since we now have limited lives.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:56:10 No.556403431 >>556401969
make sure the rope is tight enough doomtroon
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:56:12 No.556403436 >>556402750
>Fleeing Cyborg civilians that give you credits when shot
Would be hilarious but swedes would never
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:56:29 No.556403471 >>556403328
>why would there be civvies? humans get turned in to machines
Redditor headcanon.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:58:06 No.556403601 >>556403401
>not new
>not new
>not new
>small gameplay feature
>meaningless
>perpetuating the "failing MO" meme
so the event is just cope then
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:58:50 No.556403680 >>556403601
>gets btfo'd
>keeps coping
kek
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:59:08 No.556403708 >>556401969
Because while nobody actually gives a shit about playing exterminator on bugs, and squids are half assed... Bots have personality and people get invested in fighting them. Through zero fucking effort from Arrowheads part mind you; they've done their best to neuter and make bots as easy and brainless as possible up until now.
People like an enemy that has personality and can fucking fight back. Squids will probably win some favor when they get actual units too.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:59:58 No.556403774 I think the major update will be called "Heart of Tyranny"
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:00:21 No.556403802 >>556403680
>automated reply
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:02:49 No.556404050 >>556402308
>SWEDJANK
kek
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:03:45 No.556404125 >>556402750
They should add cyborg civilians that give you +5 requisition per kill
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:04:06 No.556404159 >>556403860
Where's the content for this new event?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:05:08 No.556404250 >>556400793
No I hummered his 2 incher as stated earlier.
>>556400856
Yeah I really fucked up that post. That's what I get for being a toilet tablet poster.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:09:04 No.556404623 >>556402750
I want to slaughter non-combatant bots that are just loitering around.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:09:10 No.556404640 >>556404250
>That's what I get for being a toilet tablet poster.
WHERE IS YOUR SHITBUCKET SOLDIER
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:10:34 No.556404791 >>556404159
Fr fr ong content doku unc!!
Kill yourself.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:10:37 No.556404797 >>556399754
>cooking is feminine
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:11:59 No.556404938 >>556404797
>cooking is not feminine
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:12:34 No.556405015 >>556404791
Mindbroken.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:13:49 No.556405141 >>556404938
the best 100 chefs in the entire world are all men
the notion of cooking being feminine is a psyop meant to discourage people from doing it so they eat goyslop instead.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:14:27 No.556405217 >>556405141
>t. poor goy who has to cook for himself
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:16:30 No.556405425 I think what's going to happen on this arc is we reach Cyberstan, fail to liberate it, bots counter and we lose the adjacent planets, and Cyborg become part of the automaton faction enemies from the bots setting up factories on their newly conquered planets and using dead Helldivers
Maybe well get another Super Earth defence arc this year as well, but with bots.
And then it holds and we get a 12 month long Illuminate arc where they introduce the Illuminate temples, cultists and council members
Bookmark this post and set a reminder for next year
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:16:51 No.556405461 >>556403471
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:17:18 No.556405516 My mom cooks for me. :)
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:17:21 No.556405523 >>556405141
The best woman athletes are also men.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:19:11 No.556405701 >>556405461
Show proof then. (You can't)
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:19:27 No.556405725 Every moment spent cutting one another down and baiting eachother about stupid shit is another moment you can never, ever get back. And then one day you'll look back, see what you've wasted, and have a sudden desire to put the end of a shotgun in your mouth.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:20:02 No.556405779 >>556362339
i can't wait for the inevitable gooner mod for femborgs
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:22:50 No.556406048 >>556405725
laughing is never a waste of time but don't let that stop you
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:23:08 No.556406082 >>556404938
Lord Baden Powell says you aren't a true man if you can't do shit like for yourself like cook and mend clothes. Cucked yourself into an existence where you're reliant on others, good job retard
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:23:35 No.556406127 >>556405516
based and same
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:23:44 No.556406148 >>556405701
>bio-processor side objective
>used body parts on maps
>"oil" is blood colored
>>556387870
and this
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:24:32 No.556406221 >>556406148
>Nonsensical logic
I bet you think dinosaurs are cars
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:26:02 No.556406363 >>556406148
Fuel isn't machinery, anon...
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:26:38 No.556406420 >>556406221
>proof
>"nu uh"
how was middle school today?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:30:41 No.556406768 >Joel put the liberation resistance up and added supply lines to cyberstan
Oh boy, I can't wait for the myriad of defence missions that will come as a result of his jimmies being rustled.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:31:16 No.556406819 >>556405015
You own nothing.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:32:20 No.556406924 >>556406420
Fuel is machinery now?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:32:43 No.556406961 >>556406221
>I bet you think dinosaurs are cars
I yabba dabba don't like what you're implying.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:32:58 No.556406979 >>556405217
Nta but I live in bumfuck no where (by choice) so it was either learn to cook or eat premade trash like the mongoloids. Inb4 the woman cooks. Implying I would allow a bleeder to inhabit my lair.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:33:12 No.556407001 maxigun lowkirkenuinely fun on devastator surge
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:33:53 No.556407065 >>556406924
explain the brain image
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:34:29 No.556407124 >>556407001
Are you pairing it with shield grenades?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:35:23 No.556407195 >>556407001
Would use it more if the sound wasn't absolute ear rape
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:36:02 No.556407257 >>556407065
>Concept art not in the game
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:36:18 No.556407285 The devs should kill themselves for not have crossprogression yet
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:39:06 No.556407516 >>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:40:28 No.556407646 >>556407285
jeet
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:42:21 No.556407845 >>556407257
decimal point iq
>>556362339
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:42:55 No.556407897 >>556407845
>No argument
Concession accepted.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:43:04 No.556407910 >>556407646
???
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:43:59 No.556408004 >>556407897
>pulls the "nuh uh" again
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:46:13 No.556408213 >>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:46:58 No.556408287 lobby doko
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:47:01 No.556408291 >>556408004
>Pulls the no argument again
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:47:17 No.556408318 >>556408213
It's funny because apparently we do the same thing to retirees and old folks.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:47:49 No.556408359 >>556408318
Media literacy bros?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:48:03 No.556408380 I hope the newfag had fun and didn't have anyone too autistic in his lobby.
I understand newbies saying that high difficulties are stressful, and I hope he got a good example of how fun they can be.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:48:32 No.556408434 >>556408291
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:49:15 No.556408509 >>556408318
keyword - volunteering
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:50:45 No.556408665 >>556408213
>innocent
Their labor enables Super Earth's genocidal imperialism.
>>556408318
We should do this to old people irl and fix the unsustainable western pension system. Also browns
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:50:48 No.556408671 >>556408509
>volunteering for an "early trip"
And the line before that is, "Too old to be productive?"
If medical issues don't get you first, you're going in the goo vat either way eventually.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:51:13 No.556408710 >>556408631
Remember when i said you couldnt prove anything? Thanks for proving me right.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:51:44 No.556408762 >>556408509
The colonists volunteered to be re-purposed after settling on rightful Automaton clay.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:52:14 No.556408809 >>556408710
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:52:29 No.556408831 did they up the demo force of eagle cluster bomb? its smashing fabs for me now
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:54:10 No.556408989 >>556403601
what
how are new objectives not new? we've never had "bank the motes" before. Also, it's not even a failing MO meme either, it's just a new way TO fail it. It's a pretty generous life limit too, we'd have to lose 30 million a DAY to run out before the MO ends.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:54:38 No.556409050 Why do redditors get so upset when you dont buy into their fanfic about this game?
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:54:46 No.556409064 >>556408509
>t. your state sponsored medical insurance representative.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:54:48 No.556409068 lobby idea
4 tanks
12 mines
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:56:16 No.556409228 >>556409068
erm........ who would gun the tanks?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:56:26 No.556409248 >>556402750
There's no civilians in killing machine society... Insane how retards think there's anything even remotely redeemable about bots, bugs or squids
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:56:56 No.556409298 >>556409068
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:57:01 No.556409303 new bread doko
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:57:13 No.556409323 I hate the annoying niggers shitting all over the thread.
Get a room faggots
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:57:39 No.556409359 >>556409228
obviously we summon the tanks one by one,
we take turns driving, shooting, and tossing mines
we change seats based on cooldowns
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)21:59:07 No.556409514 >>556409248
>redeemable
I was holding out these swedes wouldnt be lazy fucks for once and actually portrayed Helldivers/Super Earth as bad guys in the actual game instead of discord posts and reddit memes.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:00:42 No.556409680 >>556409323
sóyrage
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:03:40 No.556409975 >>556399923
3/4 again, one rapid acquisition mission
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:04:00 No.556410007 >>556403601
>doesn't play the game
>finds out that game is still game
>still doesn't play the game
looking for rope?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:05:12 No.556410136 >>556404159
>>556405015
The Raped
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:05:32 No.556410183 >>556409323
>check the thread for lobbies
>the last 200 posts are nothing but pure shit flinging that were clearly typed by the terminally ESL or the borderline illiterate
What the fuck? Where did they all come from? I'm aware of one or two habitual shitposters that come around every content drop to jeetpost but this is surreal. Is this what cognitive decline in real time feels like?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:06:51 No.556410315 >>556409050
It's not a community that is very good at engaging with conflicting ideas. An unironic Ministry of Truth over there.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:07:05 No.556410340 >>556410183
warbond tourists
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:07:09 No.556410347 >>556410183
it's been that way since the 60 day patch
you voted for this
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:07:52 No.556410427 steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243025591518/76561199586955078
any
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:08:56 No.556410529 >>556410183
It's always been like this, in fact the thread quality has increased believe it or not
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:09:22 No.556410558 >>556409975
This unit could probably extract my biomass, if ya know what I mean
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:09:45 No.556410607 >>556410347
Hi smoke funds. Rope soon?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:09:48 No.556410614 >>556410427
FVLL
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:09:56 No.556410626 >>556410427
fvll
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:11:29 No.556410778 >>556410558
i don't get it
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:11:52 No.556410808 >>556400528
Constitution better one shot them or I'm rioting
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:12:01 No.556410829 >>556410183
More browns come online every single day. The signal:noise ratio is becoming so low that soon we'll need a new Internet just so white discourse can occur again.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:12:08 No.556410842 Help I'm addicted to exploding bot drops with the Portable Hellbomb. It's too good.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:13:32 No.556410962 >>556410778
I mean that cat could get the cream, know what I mean?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:15:33 No.556411168 >>556410962
Dairy is bad for cats, actually.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:16:12 No.556411234 >>556401631
pve
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:17:15 No.556411343 >>556410607
>/hdg/eddit namedropping reddit microcelebs now
Grim beyond imagination
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:18:08 No.556411420 >>556411168
Cats can have a little treat
But I still don't understand what the cream euphemism means
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:18:36 No.556411464 new bread doko
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:18:49 No.556411483 >>556410842
Inshallah my friend. Do you also bring Democracy Protects armor?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:18:53 No.556411492 >>556411168
She would not have to toil for my oil, if you prefer.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:20:50 No.556411679 >>556399923
GGs
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:21:21 No.556411730 >>556401195
it was fun!!
>>556400163
thx for hosting! <3
>>556400240
ok i will post pics, but it's going to take like an hour in the oven or something... cya guys later i guess!
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:21:44 No.556411773 >>556337361
Don't listen to these shitters, just take smoke and mobility. You will have a blast. It is 200% viable.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:22:28 No.556411843 Imagine being an Asses of Cremation fan. Keep chasing that MMO dragon. I'm sure your 45 year old ass will eventually relive those old glory days of vanilla WoW
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:23:14 No.556411908 >>556400947
the bottleneck seems to be the rare orange samples reeeeeee
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:23:40 No.556411954 >>556411483
no, I'm addicted to B-01. it's too sexy
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:24:16 No.556411997 You can now save yourself from explosion with shield grenade no
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:27:57 No.556412354 >>556411343
so THIS is the nerftroon whos been spamming the thread for the past year
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:28:30 No.556412409 >update tourism so bad they're namedropping literal who nobodies
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:29:56 No.556412570 the nerftranny cries out as it strikes you
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:31:51 No.556412759 I just play GoyDivers2 and dont care about any namefagging niggerfaggot dicksuckers
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:31:59 No.556412771 >>556412354
Poopdickschizo fallacy.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:32:16 No.556412809 >implying this entire board isn't just edgy reddit
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:32:17 No.556412814 >>556411343
Literally who?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:32:53 No.556412870 >>556412814
Yeah right?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:32:57 No.556412873 >>556412354
>>556411679
go back
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:33:09 No.556412904 new bread doko
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:34:47 No.556413072 >>556412771
>>556412873
hi smokefunds!
>>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:35:20 No.556413126 >>556412904
Not until people can behave
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:38:55 No.556413465 >>556412904
Why bother? r/helldivers is right there with the same posters
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:39:14 No.556413504 steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243027825899/76561198126520852
D10, Robots.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:39:54 No.556413584 >>556408831
Didn't it get to include bigger bombs with the stratagem upgrade for more bomblets?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:41:55 No.556413795 >>556413504
Alive game.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:45:45 No.556414215 nerftroon discordnigger lobby
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