I want to mentally break Yuuki Kana

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The happy family trash trannies never had
The happy family trash trannies never will have

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I hope we can get along in this thread.

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Wife.

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Meck is a big girl

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(You) now remember this bote.

>>563338752
look at this 50 yo faggot trying to fit in

man these are for sure the most pathetic posts, like a fish out of water kek

>>563338624
my wife is so cool
>>563338643
cute

>>563338898
after her second skin... i'd rather forget.

>>563338643
based

>>563338752
kys faggot nigger

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collab next year

>>563338752
holy fuck I can't stop laughing lmaoooooooo

I'm imagining this 50 yo faggot saving this pic and thinking to himself while posting

>hehe I'm gonna upload this cute pic, hopefully the guys over at alg will like it and find it funny as well, m-maybe they'll see me in a better light

while mouthbreathing like the dork he is, God this is too funny, what a fucking loser

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>>563338624

>>563339474
give him a break, it's Easter, you can resume your onslaught tomorrow

>>563339547
easter was a week ago

>>563339712
for catholic pedophiles

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>>563339815
Fat cow dog.

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>>563339815
I love dogs

>>563339474
That's some professional bullying stuff

>>563339474
I don't think that at all I just think it's cute so I post it, I can't imagine ever wondering if people will like me before I post a pic. That's some turbo beta mentality you have there that you'd even imagine that.

>>563339906
threesome with Bama and Taco

>>563339906
Alabased

>>563340194
>trying to explain himself
triggered

>beta mentality
says the tripfag attention whore because he's lonely and depressed after his divorce?
lmao

>pimply skinnyfat weeb with no accomplishments
this is you, that's how you described yourself, don't try to larp around me tranny

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Her game.

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Her game

>>563341141
*his

Senran rerun when? I need Toki to bear my babies

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I want to get manhandled by francesco.

>>563341307
I need snek

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>>563341392
Gotta read more, she wants that from SKK

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This is Noshiro.
Please understand, SKK.

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This is South Dakota.
Please understand, SKK

>>563341141
my winnEr wife.

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>>563338220
DOGSHIT OP

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AP second CBT just concluded! What are your thoughts? Are you excited?

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This is Hatakaze.
There is no misunderstanding SKK.
Get the fuck back to work.

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>>563342781
Nay. Shan't be playing.

>>563341141
>>563340986
Cute winners

>>563342781
Cock balls torture?

>>563343316
Moga?

>>563342140
Will she ever get another skin?

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>>563342781
>>563070119

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>>563340518
You have poor reading comprehension. The "that's where I'm at" part simply meant that is my stance on the status quo. I've never been particularly prone to clogged pores or anything like that.
Anyway, bote pussy?

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>>563343650
Alabama got a second skin so its more than possible her and the rest of the class will get another skin

>>563344031
>my stance
>That's where I'm at sad to say
>sad to say
>sad

cope skinnyfat 50 yo tranny lmao

>>563344047
cute E

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>>563344956
more like plushiE

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>>563342781
My thoughs are you should end your life immediately and stop wasting our oxygen you fucking tranny

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>>563344635
Your desperate continued assertion that I'm 50 makes it seem like you're insecure about age enough that you think the normal progress of time is an own. It suggests a juvenile mentality running up against an insecurity about reality. If I had to guess I'd say you're something like 28, just young enough to desperately cling to youth but old enough to begin to realize that all your errant dreams that you did not work to accomplish have slipped out of sight. Now all you can do is cling to the fact that you're still younger than some people, which you think will make up for you being a 20+ yo virgin. I
It's truly pathetic, but thank god the rest of us have bote pussy to keep us sane.

>>563346005
You bodied that freak.

>>563346005
holy fuck you're triggered, writing all that knowing I aint reading all that

tldr?

also
>tranny trying to use essex reaction pic
you're not that guy pal

>>563341392
>>563341659
Cutie

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>>563342781

>>563346005
you got xim mad watch xim throw a fit with gore and scat now keeeeeeek

>>563341659
Unryuu and her are the very definition of hourglass figures.

>>563347110
>writing like me, laughing like me

holy, I truly own you, you wanna be me so bad, would probably kill your entire family to live 1 week as me
still waiting for the tldr btw

You just know pedoknight is seething when xe replies to that "this u" guy

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Nah, see the thing is I actually play. I notice the Pearl trader missing. I have 15gb of my phone memory in AL porn. I'm not some mommyfag christcuck haunting a softcore porn thread for a game I don't even have downloaded. My superpower is that I actually are and invest a modest amount of money into the game, a trade thing here, a battle pass there, or a skin or dock space if I'm sufficiently interested.
Don't take my word for it, anyone who can see your obsession with me has not born out a single on topic game related post in weeks or months. You probably have some 2018 account rotting that you don't even have access to and you shit up this thread because you have nothing else to live for. Sad.
Well, the silver lining is that bote love is forever. You can reinstall any time. No one is truly competing, no one cares how new you are. You can slip a ring on a girl you like and experience some joy in your gorespamming life. Wish you the best.

Fat bote thighs on my face

Oh yes nigger, not reading your wot btw

>paragraphs without mentions
Definitely mad

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>trying to fit in by posting with beloved botes together with his shitposts
Miserable life.

>>563347802
5 minutes after saying "I don't care about what people think, hmph!" lmfao, what an insecure little bitch xe is, no wonder xe's a cuck, 0 self confidence inside that 50 yo pedo carcass

>>563343437
>cbt joke
>inserting moga shitpost out of nowhere
meds

>>563349558
>Paragraphs
Lol? What's your wpm 10??

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>>563349297
Not him but I played since 2018, and I am probably higher level than you since I played for every day for YEARS
I also tend to skip most L2D skins if the rental doesn't impress me enough to buy it, meanwhile I bought skins like pic related

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This filthy knigger is the worst thing to come out of canada next to Beast Machines, Angela Anaconda, and the Quebecois.

>>563349687
I hope the castrationfag gets bottom surgery, with no anesthetic.

>>563350259
HEY, DON’T FUCKING TALK SHIT ABOUT THE VEHICONS, JETSTORM IS UNIRONICALLY ONE OF THE BEST TRANSFORMERS CHARACTERS EVER CREATED
And I also unironically like Siilverbolt, but I get why everyone else wouldn’t

>>563350259
>worse thing to come out of Canada
>not tradeu
>not linus tech tips
>not maple syrup
retard

>>563349297
let's read this one for fun, gotta be a melty if he didn't even reply to me

>mommyfag christcuck
still triggered by me answering a guy who said I was "MIA" with "yeah I have a life and took my mother out for lunch" lmfao, you have some unresolved, really bad mommy issues, huh

>haunting
r-r-really? don't make me blush hehe, I'll make sure to keep going!
>a softcore porn thread
just u

>on topic game related post in weeks or months
you don't know what I post and what I don't post, I'm just not an attention-seeking tripfag like u, though I haven't played much since the new WoW expansion launched, I raid with my irl friends, and I'm the veteran of the group, so I gotta represent, yeah I know I know...you're jealous

>you have nothing else to live for
aren't you an old 50 yo divorced fag who is a closeted tranny and spends 20 out of 24 hours a day posting here? also gets triggered by my healthy relationship with my parents kek also spent Christmas and nye posting in trash? guess where I was, but without tearing up, please

>no one cares how new you are
a guy who started playing 6 months ago because he has agp and wanted to rp as a bote better btw, acting as he belongs
again, like a fish out of water


that's all? should I read the last one as well, or was that one as weak as this?

>>563350047
I only started in 2024ish, but from your post it sounds like you actually play or at least do some maintenance logins and seeing what's new.

Brazillian AL Facebook group is a better community than /alg/. No wonder our wiki is dead.

>>563350876
Castro Jr. isn't exported.
>maple syrup
The domestically produced here in the states is far superior.

>>563351191
The stuff*

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Pineapples do in fact belong on pizza, cry about it. 8D

>>563351594
look at him trying to fit in, the new desperate strat is to post AL reaction pics

>no reply to my last post
guess I life mogged too hard
mommy issues can be resolved with therapy btw, and your pedophilia is solved with a 12-gauge blast to your own face

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What does the "Auxiliary weapon" slot of Seydlitz/Lützow do? Is it basically just to slot in something that adds more FP or does it add more intercept for suicide boats?

Seydlitz is a cutie, I hope she gets a UR retrofit some day.

>>563352751
its pretty much there to add an extra gun so good for suicide botes, however since you lose out on AA it also means you can't bring them to any worlds that are plane hells

You really need to feel like arguing with some other retard daily for months now in these.

What happens if I did something that upset Roon and then ask for her forgiveness?

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MANA TRANSFER

>>563353846
first thing she will do is whip out her massive lower cannon

>>563353846
She hugs you and accepts your apology.
6 billion people die in the interim

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Just remember when you read meltdowns like in this thread, it's two grown men doing it to each other.

Pic related.

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Love my wife, now and forever.

>>563357876
>>563354654

you'll never fit in tranny, you're a repulsive, lonely, sad 50 yo faggot, and you'll die just like that

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>>563357824
>Pic related.
pic concludes its just the aigroomer poopsocking with ximself thoughever

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Is there a guide for chapter 16? Like recommended fleets and what equipment/ships I need to bring to fulfill roles? Is it still plane hell with submarines sprinkled in? I don't have anyone from Hakuhou's event onwards leveled up so I hope she/Lexington/Willy etc. aren't important...
Lust provoking image for attention

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>>563358027
I fit right in my wife. Apocalyptica Hope vol II plays as X closes in. She fought him, she fought Akashi, she always did her best. She's not the Bismarck of the perfect golden ending. She's scarred, she's imperfect, but she does her best. And she makes me coffee and encourages me to be my best self. She's stern but tender, always there, sensitive but guarded. I got her at christmas when the world was soft with snow and there was a pervasive quiet achieved only by the wonderful blanket of winter.
She's my wife and I'll love her forever. If our world is destined to death we will die together.

God I love Aquila so much.

>>563359069
didn't read anything past the first line

any AL bote would kill you on sight

you're as far from SKK as possible. just like I said when you posted those baki memes
>tranny with agp samefagging with baki memes
>you couldn't have couldn’t have posted something further from yourself

chinese incels rape you in game
jews rape you irl, in your brain and in your divorce
stay mad tranny

>>563359650
You're a vengeful troglodyte. I hope one day a princess kisses you and frees you from your miserable state.

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:)

>>563359901
>troglodyte
I use other 3 AL communities outside 4chan and never had any issues, you wouldn't last 3 days in any of them, perma banned just like that
you don't add anything to anyone anywhere and would be better off dead, that's just reality

>>563361471
>you wouldn't last 3 days in any of them,
I would last 10 minutes in Scylla if you know what I mean.

>>563361471
So you're a tourist. Lol, gross.

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>>563358878
I don't speak chink but I have this.

>>563362943
>I-404
>Lexington
>William Porter
I fucking hate this power creep game that always uses the latest URs.

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you now remember Twerktown

>>563363445
That's literally just chink game design 101

>>563361708
in the other 3, yes

>>563363445
They're the top power botes for their niche, but they're not required to clear w16. I haven't tested it but you can probably swap Lex2 for Kearsarge to maintain the EU buffs. Shimanto for WillieD might work. For subs either the wolf pack or fish pack are probably fine without I-404. Image is just a hyper optimized fleet, but you probably don't need that level of rainbow gear either, especially if you play manually.

But yeah all 3 of those botes are pretty tailor made to help people clear 15/16 so it shouldn't be shocking to see them listed as the top picks. Jimmy/Suchi on YT have videos on w16 and some mock fleets to use IIRC.

>>563363702
I never forgot

>>563364552
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0R7LuC67asE&pp=ygUNQXp1ciBsYW5lIHcxNg%3D%3D

Kimocheese probably has videos as well.

>>563364552
I actually have all the rainbow gear or at least very close to it. I just don't have recent (although I admit 6+ months isn't recent) boats leveled since I like to raise them in the order I get them. I guess I'll just power level them now because I'm tired of being a Fujinamilet.

>>563363445
Isn't that how all gachas work

>>563366128
its primarily for chink gachas
gook gachas make late game barely playable for f2p while jap gachas will adjust their game design to pander to metafags

>>563366128
boiled that pag

News doko

Damn Knight bodied the scatgorefag so hard he had to do some damage control with his codependence mommy shit, gross

>>563369929
skk is pregnant with my children

The invited VAs for the live are Tamaki's and a girl called Patty's, a darker skinned genki gyaru-like character that goes Hi hi!!!

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this is Patty btw

skk impregnating loli botes

>all shitty no bote print research options
>reroll
>all shitty options that now cost cubes instead, and one shitty 6 hour no bote print research
I cannot describe how much I fucking hate this.

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Impregnating Essex

>>563366128
Yes

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https://x.com/benitengudake_1/status/2043109339053928955

>>563374468
gorda

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https://x.com/greenman_v/status/2042991698654171514

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Was going through Google Trends info for AL, and fun fact: February of this year was the biggest month ever for searching AL-related terms in India.

>>563375730
That explains knight and his buddy

>>563376080
laugh about it all you want but sooner or later his kind will take over Vancouver and soon both Americas

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https://x.com/RSnow0802/status/2043109705019711594

>>563375126
The Sexvengers

>>563376428
>ywn wake up to this
this reality is so trash

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https://x.com/ItsAiwaifu/status/2043071592247496805

Also, the worldwide most searched for AL-related queries mentioning specific botes are:

>30. azur lane enterprise
>32. enterprise azur lane
>36. azur lane belfast
>39. azur lane atago
>41. azur lane bismarck
>42. akagi azur lane
>43. prinz eugen
>44. atago azur lane
>45. prinz eugen azur lane
>46. azur lane prinz eugen
>47. bismarck azur lane
>48. azur lane akagi
>49. belfast azur lane

For Japan specifically, Belfast and Enterprise are the only botes to make their top 50 AL-related search queries.

China is clearly doing its own thing with bote searches. For them, the botes that made their top 50 AL-related queries are:
>22. St. Louis
>31. Cheshire
>43. Sirius
>49. Belfast

>>563377330
>prinz eugen
So AL coded you don't need to specify

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>Walk in
>See this
What do?

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>>563377330
WinnEr wife.

>>563377491
Buying a new phone

>>563376283
True, only jeets in Vancouver nowadays from what I've heard, but who wouldn't leave Mumbai for that, I don't blame them, I'd do the same thing knight did
>>563377156
Elon Musk needs to hurry up with the brain chips. Opened Tinder the other day swiped left 10 times in a row and closed the app. 3D women are so mid
>>563377330
Based E

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https://x.com/shika_shika00/status/2043200025187262826

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>>563377330
manjuu needs to get off their ass and give them retros

>>563377491
p2w helena, be careful

>>563372246
Pregnant loli is awesome
>>563372276
Eh, I actually like the 6-8-12hr researches because it's a pain in the ass to change then multiple times a day. I use 8hr books in skill training but it feels like I'm changing that 5 times a day. So annoying.
>>563377591
Not too many jeets in Van, they are all through the valley. Van is almost entirely asian, presumably chinese. Same for surrounding cities like richmond, 50 years ago they were white as rice and nows it's pure ching chong.

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>>563377938
>pregnant kid is awesome
how much worse can it get?

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The Niizukifag now has 1400 Niizukis and has married, by my math, 403 of them.
https://x.com/niizukisingetu/status/2042766836853588416

>>563378519
I kneel

>>563377321
how do I summon a succugote? I am ready to offer my virginity as sacrifice

>>563378519
this guy waifus, he shall be isekai'd and live happily ever after with his beloved

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https://x.com/kakipsim/status/2043192165816533291

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>Since It's Late at Night, I Can Say Whatever and Get Away with It
>The outfit Constellation's wearing has the sideboob totally exposed, right? I wanna just shove both hands in there and grope those tits
It's gotta be that perfect size that just barely fits in your hands, with a bit of firmness but still holding onto that softness, no doubt

>By the way: Constellation's panties are white
https://x.com/socius1922/status/2043048600301899822

>>563378519
This has got to be a record for most copies of the same bote oathed, right?

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Why is big sis Unryuu like this?

>>563377491
I can't even play this it seems

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https://x.com/uduharu/status/2043200897199837245

>>563379538
rip 3k points title

>>563379445
Unryuu would be so much better with symmetrical horns, and horns that don't jut so far out to the side that they could impale you if you try to sleep next to her.

>>563377330
>source: diarrhea that came out of my fat unwashed smelly ass

>>563378306
Kids can't get pregnant and pregnant oppai loli has nothing to do with kids. Pregnant futa and mpreg are awesome too and that's not irl either. Hentai isn't real life.

>>563379884
seriously, what the fuck where they thinking with this mode?

>exposed PEDOPHILE Knight !!jbObpyX+BcN who whacks it to CHILDREN every day has a dogshit opinion again

>>563377491
Where even is this waste of money trash mode?

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>>563380372
That's a pretty graphic description you gave there. Are you okay?
Anyways, you can check the data yourself.
https://trends.google.com/explore?geo=Worldwide&q=%2Fg%2F11fz9d2b7t&date=2017-05-01%202026-04-12

>>563380583
lol ok normie

>>563378686
Constellation is so cute. I wish she got more content.

>Thus we have reached the eighth period in one fell swoop, and the development of Kansas is hereby complete.
>Since completing the development of Kearsarge last week, a mere seven days have passed—truly the swiftest accomplishment in history.
>And above all, the time has come to adorn it with the lustrous garb we had long desired; this is, indeed, the utmost joy.
https://x.com/tsukigawa_1840/status/2042899973285777633

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>>563380789
>he thinks only normies hate pedos

>>563380996
Everyone hates pedos but there's a huge difference between hurting some kid and tugging to cartoons made by adults for other adults

>>563380996
can't reason with the PEDOPHILE Knight !!jbObpyX+BcN who spams CP in /trash/ and got xis posts deleted even from the archives

There you have it, xe even admits it, xe is a fucking pedo.

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>>563381235
You realize that if he actually did post CP anywhere on the site, they'd have to permaban him and his tripcode plus turn any info they have over to the FBI and/or Canadian authorities, right? In other words, he couldn't use that tripcode anymore.

You'd probably have people fleeing trash for a while too because they don't want to get stuck with that shit either.

>>563381645
Nta, it's not the same trip. Also lol CP gets posted everyday in this website the fact you think they all go to jail, kek.

>>563381235
Normies are a scourge. If you get big mad about jerking off to Illya I don't know why you're on 4chan. This site has been infamous as the loli site because of /b/ for 20+ years. There are botes like Bache custom made to encourage jerking off to """kids"""".

This island card game is buggy as fuck.

https://x.com/cuboon/status/2042860035798372538

>>563382398
not only do you hardly find opponents, when you do, the game bugs out, you have to close/open the game and even then, you could miss a turn or two or even miss the whole match, the premise is nice but the execution is dogshit, getting the 3k will be a rare feat, if 100 players get it i'd be impressed

>>563382398
>playing island shitter
>at all
lmao
lol

>>563382665
b-but the free 100 gems

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Why did Denver hide all of this from us for so many years?

>>563382595
Idk why you can even lose points, every other minigame you can clear even by instantly starting and closing it, this one is pvp making it harder and you can lose points.

>>563382914
They're probably testing a promilia matchmaking system. Project identity was already a testing system for island planner and promilia by extension. They are basically selling their R&D for promilia as AL content. It's a good financial move. You can it's the case because of things like the similarity of the island planner and identity maps to the promilia map.

>>563382665
the bane of being a comletionist

>>563383092
smartsex typed this btw

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I HAD ENOUGH ALREADY
GIVE ME PC CLIENT OR I'LL SHATTER THIS SKY WHEN THE LAST CHAIN BREAKS

>>563383394
you won't do shit

Why is pixiv making me do extra clicks to filter for 18+ when it used to be just one?

>>563383394
Stop yapping cuckie~ we need 3 more million dollars to add males to Azur Promilia so please splurt more money on our low effort content <3

>>563383876
Knight doppelganger...

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>>563383876
I don't mind males NPC, I'm not that incel enough to hate my own gender

>>563383876
Males are kino. Solo and dyke porn is so boring compared to moneyshots porn. Only true cucks are intimidated by the presence of males in porn. Normal guys see it as a role model or see big cumshots as a power fantasy and subconsciously associate it with their own virility.

>>563384421
You're a homosexual though

>>563384494
i think he's falling more on the pedo side than the gay one, he's a queer for sure in the least

>>563384494
I'm a bi switch, but my dom-sub tastes come in waves. If I look at someone like Conan fucking bitches I don't feel intimidated, I feel like damn, I should be like that. It's the same as seeing a badass like Leon in a video game I am not emasculated, I feel like either I'll play that guy or that guy is a total bro that I respect.
I can't imagine ever seeing a pornstar or fictional male fucking and being like "uwu I cant compete it's joever" that sounds fully retarded. Like yeah if a guy has a nice dick I might wanna suck it but that had nothing to do with feelings of inferiority.
I self insert as some guys in genshin, I like bennet as a cool dude, childe is hit as fuck. Having some big dicks in AL would only improve the game.

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Scylla is here for you, Master.

>>563384850
Stop posting so many fucking essays, especially essays about your own personal life and shit that are only at best tangentially related to AL.

>>563384850
You're gay. Most straight men are repulsed by even their own sperm, you want to swallow other men's sperm, you're a fag.
Btw no one really cares about men, we simply would rather not have to deal with self-hating retarded homosexual cuck fags like you trying to insert your fetish into everything. That's all it is. Also, Twitter tier fans looking for muh husbandos.

>>563384776
And a pedo, true.

>>563384850
Keep posting so many blessed essays, especially essays about your own personal life and stuff that are only at worst maximally related to AL.

>>563384850
wait so instead of being jealous of the male guy in the porn for having a bigger dick than you, it makes you want to suck it instead? is that why you fell for the IR psyop? and you say you're not a victim of the propaganda, dude...

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>>563382829
I'm just grateful the artist gave her an extra cup size and not several, like every other ship seems to get. I ended up buying this one.

>>563385062
Burgers melting over 2 paragraphs lmao
>>563385163
Well say what you want, FF7 would be very gay and boring if it was only aerith and tifa. Part of the flaws of AL is that it only has one guy character, which makes them have to treat him in silky ways. Instead of having some grease monkey, a nerd, a jock, etc we have SKK who is supposedly genius at everything and wants to fuck every single bote. It's lame. The game would be way better if we had guys dedicated to different tasks.
>>563385178
:D
>>563385247
I don't really care about dick size I'm 7" so it's never really factored in to me, I have always just assumed I'm average. When I see a huge dick it's like seeing a huge bodybuilder, I get impressed and I'm like damn bro good job. I like sucking because I get to turn my brain off and make someone feel good, and when I play the bitch role I get to set aside everyone looking up to me or relying on me long enough to melt into subservience. A ton of the gay stuff I like is fat ass femboys, so it's a broad mix. But the tldr is that after a long day at work I want to kick my boots off, slip into heels, and slurp on a SKKs dick while he headpats me because that's my happy place. It's probably a daddy issues thing.

>>563385902
You literally just ignored what I said, you dumb faggot.
You want men not for plot reasons, but because you're a self-hating retarded homosexual cuck fag who wants to insert your fetish into games and simp for hot men. This is why straight men don't want men NPCs in their dating simulators, because of people like you, because of Twitter trannies, because of bitches looking for husbandos, and because of yaoi retards.
No more replies for your sorry ass, kill yourself, no around you will miss you.

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>>563380183
>they could impale you if you try to sleep next to her
Just sleep under her, problem solved

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>at work
>need to shit
>have a toilet break
>play AL while on the loo
>shit
>turn to flush
>phone slips out my hand
>falls onto my dick and into the toilet water
>stand up
>look down and see KGV at the bottom of the shitty toilet water

>>5633869428
>sunday
>working

>>563386942
A unique life experience, nice

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Nagacute

>>563387787
pedo

>>563386259
Nah, I don't jerk off to every guy in every story. Just imagine any movie and take out all the guys and see how gay and boring it would be. Starship troopers with no guys, avengers with no guys, star wars with no guys, lotr with no guys, it would just be fucking retarded. That's how AL is with only having one guy who is a simp footfag. Them putting Aoste in the story is like the most interesting dynamic they've ever presented because he's an actual counterweight to the narrative status quo. There's a reason why pokemon introduces you to your male rival early on, it enhances the experience.

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>>563388115
no

>>563388228
I meant I am, not you are.

>>563388485
Pedo lane

>>563388580
>nigger fetish

>>563387360
I found the jew

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I love Nagacute Sundays

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Nagacute

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>>563389061

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>wake up
>see this
Wat du?

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Please let me win again so I can forget all about this dogshit pvp card game.

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Nagato (Retrofit)

I have Essexposting fatigue

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>>563390309
Good.

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https://x.com/praset03/status/2043257802626683238

>>563390595
>>563390309
I won't launch this mod until they add auto battle

>>563390658
Can't you just let the game play as you run out of time? Your odds of winning will drop since the AI picks stuff at random tho.

>>563390595
the biggest dogshit of this event is the fact that you lose points worth of a first place win

>>563391030
Yeah, it only happens to the first one to get eliminated but they should make the loss 40 or 60, not 120 points.

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her tits in pvp went from fugly yellow to blue. ebin update.

>>563393839
the glorious thing looks so nice
when do we get the 2025 chat borders? in 2027?

>>563392153
Milk convoy just arrive

I want Ulrich to listen to my autistic ramblings until she can't take it anymore and shuts me up with a kiss in the lips

>>563395879
Not your diary Knight, also put your trip back on

>>563395937
not all people you don't like are knight you know

>>563395937
Knight is a pedo. She won't like Ulrich.

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>>563363702
I never forgot

>>563363702
>>563398658
I want to mentally break her VA

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>that feel when maxed out guild tech
The game has been cleared.

>>563398845
By giving her happiness she didn't even think was possible?

>>563399468
By telling her ywnbab

>>563400390
Why would she want to be an inferior race

>>563400390
Knight...

>>563381645
Holy fucking newfag
also >defending pedoknight

What rank do I need to buy the new epic PVP gear?

knight is based, he's not trying to police people around telling them what they should or shouldn't like
he also posts hot botes

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yep
were about to have another melty

>>563386681
>>563386597
Purple rain... Purple rain!

>>563388228
Looks like shit

>>563401710
why do we need to go through the menstrual cycles of knight and scatgorefag everyday?

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>>563403553

>>563403553
It's just AL purgatory

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We're all dead and in bote hell.

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You now remember this shitty bote.

>>563406036
the catwoman suit is better

>>563406036
Sirius(?) is a shitty bote, I agree.

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>priestest
She's a sorceress you fucking philistine. You're the one who doesn't remember her.

I like Essex and married her, what is the difference between witch and sorceress?

>>563389381
Smash x2