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>>563506402
thanks for giving a fuck OP this is the real thread

huh?

>>563507208
Jewcuck is mad we got a succ OP

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>symboul

>DOA
>Don't recognize a single girl

Oh well, Musashi-chan single handedly saving this event.

>>563507208
other thread is a low effort vandalized shitposter thread by the thread homo thats likely to get purged when he has a melty with himself

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https://x.com/azurlane_staff/status/2043686895096578548
>North Carolina: Sun-Kissed Unique
>"Commander, over here~ Sorry to bother you with something so ordinary, but... could you help me apply this sunscreen?"

>>563507776
It's really just VV and not DoA at all yeah. Very sad

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>>563507973

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>>563507973

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Feels weird that Ibuki is just now getting a swimsuit.

>>563508031
Guess that explains it. Launches Thursday?

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>>563507973
This pleases me greatly. NC love.

Who is the L2D? Argus?

Sayuribros...I don't feel so good.....

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Ibuki love.

>>563508789
Yes

>>563509013
Weird

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>"As a lecturer, not only your knowledge, but also your character will be observed... It's necessary to be aware of this."

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>"Welcome back, Commander. The cat and bird said you had a tough day... Are you alright? Come over here and rest for a bit?"

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>"My name is Shandy... well, it's my work name, but shall we call me that? I wonder what interesting things will happen here... hehe, looks like I can look forward to it"

>>563509437
Onegai Sensei?!

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>“Incredible things happen in the port every day; it feels like I could use up all the manga material in a lifetime…hehehe…”

I never pulled in the dead or alive collab gacha and never will. I never played or cared about the original to see myself pull.

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>"Hello hello~ I'm Patty Everyone calls me that, so Commander, please call me that too This radio is Patty's treasure, and those cheerful voices on the radio... Patty loves it so much... Ahaha"

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Hope the L2D+ means we get a front view of Argus in her swimsuit skin.

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>"Oh no, where am I? Oh no... Hey you upstairs, could you give me directions...? Eh? Me? My name is Chino, nice to meet you~"

>>563510143
It's a feetshit skin bro, forget it

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>>563510202
>implying front view doesn't mean another foot pose.

Sooon we shall have Bisko season 2 in July 5!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPZZCDVGqF4

>>563510514
Ecchikino is back on the menu.

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this one.

>another MayaG skin for Ibuki, a bote that was popular in 2019 (7 years ago)
>meanwhile, Sheffield, Jeanne, Aurora, Richmond and the who DDs get nothing again
War never changes

>>563507973
This might be her more mid skin yet, they wasted a great opportunity to give her a decent swimsuit skin.

>>563511598
Swimsuits are always low effort slop. There's zero good reason for something as simple as a bikini to only come out once every few months for 1 bote at a time.

>>563511123
WTF are you on about? This is Ibuki's first skin since 2021.

Sheffield has gotten 2 skins since that time, and she already has 5, which was more than Ibuki until this new announcement.

Aurora could also use another skin, but she's still got 4, including an oath skin.

Jeanne and Harutsuki just got skins last year.

Richmond could use a skin, but she's never been popular.

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>It got deleted
Kekarooni my keks into space indeed

>animated nun
Wow they could afford to pay Yukana for more than 2 lines

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My hard earned American Dollars helps pay for AP, and Biskou short.

How many skins are you planning to get?
>l2d Marie
>tamaki
>luna
>new pink shorthair
>blonde gyaru
>the one in the bathtub
>the fireworks one
On the fence for NC and Argus but I'm pretty much fucked since I ran out of x2s

>>563512759
Getting to save this entire month looks like. Thanks manjew!

>>563512843
My dick doesn't differentiate between n*ng*n and kansen, I fuck anything that's making me diamonds

>>563512914
Just go to alg wiki and save those pngs. You'll also save your money that way.

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https://x.com/AzurLane_EN/status/2043705769166848237
>Shizuku

>Don't get caught, don't get your cover blown... Hide carefully... Ack, I'm sorry! I'll leave right away... Hm? My ears and tail? Oh, I'm just cosplaying a fox, haha... Wait, did you say there are other girls like me around here? Okay... Umm, my name is Shizuku, and I'm a fox spirit. You mind if I stay here for now...?

Mark my words, Belfast will get the CN anni dual form

>>563513531
Nah, she's way too popular of a bote. They're gonna give it to some irrelevant one and give Belfast new merch instead

>>563512759
Probably just Ibuki, I don’t like some combination of the girls chosen from VV or poses in the skin for the collab characters, and I don’t care about any of the other botes getting skins whatsoever.

>>563513317
I don't drink/do drugs/smoke, this shit is my guilty pleasure, the chinks deserve it for giving me healthy erections every now and then

>>563513669
Put $10 in Deepseek or something. It's cheaper, last longer, and you can put that erection to a real use,

>>563513929
Isn't Deepseek free?

When is the upcoming anni? Will it be a UR event already? I'm cube starved down to 333 from needing to pity basically everything lately. I had been at over 1500.

>>563513669
Make aislop porn of those boats, use them and you will see how the erection will go away, and you just saved yourself hundred of dollars

>>563514127
Mid May.
It will almost certainly be a UR event unless they do something silly like introduce a new rarity again.

If they could get Puricchi’s VA to show up for a stream, when’s the Purifier ASMR to go with the TB one?

>>563513981
Web UI is free. API isn't. You want to use API to use with ex. Sillytavern.

>>563512759
None of them interest me, Elise is the hottest but her default is hotter than her skin

>>563514262
Damn I'm fucked, then. I don't really care about DOA or any of these characters I guess but I also don't like not having everyone I can dock.

The gem cost of cubes is absolutely fucked. $181usd for 400 is bonkers. Completely bonkers. I even get the monthly pass and the premium cruise missions but I keep getting absolutely fucked by needing to pity.

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Another year of my WinnEr wife not being runner-up.

>>563514359
>>563514195
Can I make bote porn with Deepseek and upload it on Patreon? I might need /biz/ help on this

>>563515386
You can. But why would people pay for your slop when they can gen it themselves?

What just happened? I was in the middle of the game, and suddenly AL wants me to download a total of 25 GB.

>>563515585
Because not everyone has the idea to sell, but to buy

>>563514818
why is the green kot bothered

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>>563506402
DOGSHIT OP

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GOODSHIT OP

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>>563516362
NO NO NOOOOOOOOOO BLOODY BHENCHOD SAAAAAAAARRRRGHH NOOOOO DELEEEET IIIIITTTT SAAARRR NOOOOOO REDEEEEEMMM

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Couldn't they have at least added Leifang and/or Ayane instead of six complete whos that no one has ever heard of?

>instead of six complete whos that no one has ever heard of?
sounds like a skill issue

>>563514817
It’s just the unfortunate reality.
Either you skip or a minor event here and there, or just bite the bullet.

>>563518231
He's right though, it's like having a zelda collab and giving us purah. People only care about DOA for honoka and marie rose.

>>563520129
And we already got 'em, so?

>>563520187
So they should rerun the real DOA collab and add 1-3 new girls instead of giving 6 literalwhos that further clog up the docks

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It's been a long time.

>>563506402
God damn I love legs

>>563506402
>just woke up
>patty and shandy instead of reika, sayuri, or nanami
I'm gonna be fucking sick

>>563520705
Who, who, and who?

I have a high sperm count, which bote (or human) is for me?

>more platoniccollabslop
>only L2D is for a literal who
That L2D+ better be insane Manjuu.

>Quit AL ages ago
>Still get urges to sniff bote feet and rim bote ass

>>563521656
It’s going to be hard double footslop.

>>563521656
Insane feetslop, yeah

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My woman.

>>563522034
that's actually a battleship.

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do people in this thread masturbate to botes frequently?

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where Marie Rose skin?

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>3DPD

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>>563512759
Might get Argus depending on the quality of the L2D+

>>563506402
I started playing this recently and I thought it was easy until I got stuck in chapter 12 lol

>>563512759
I don't buy Dynamic garbage skins, I'll take a look at the L2D skins to see if it worth to buy them

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>>563523214
When you beat 12-4 you'll never need to worry about running low on coins ever again.

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https://x.com/AzurLane_EN/status/2043735970692886883
>Shandy

>Oh? Good evening. What's your name? ...You saw me looking pensive and came to say hi? Hehe, well, aren't you easy? My name is Shandy... though that's just a professional alias. We have all the time in the world – come and chat with me.

>>563523214
>I got stuck in chapter 12
lmao how? chapter 12 is easy, it's the recommended place to farm because it's easy, you just have to bring Unicorn to babysit your other ships

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>all VV exclusive and not even Kanna
shitty collab

>>563522365
Here we only masturbate when Knight unlocks our cages

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>>563523570
also don't forget:
>here is your l2d+ for some who tn purple shitter instead of a fan favorite MayaG Ibuki who is actually usable
I don't know what is going on over there at manjuu, but i think AL is on maintenance mode until their genshitslop is out and running.

>>563524414
They clearly only care about selling their merchandise desu
Actual skins? Who cares, buy this merch.
New or improved gamemodes? Here's your AP Island buggy pvp minigame!

Maybe the true collab was the friends we made along the way.

>>563524414
>who is actually usable
Does it really matter when all you do is press auto and let the game run in the background? The main thing that should influence whether a girl gets a skin is how cute they are

Manjew didn't even give us the guaranteed money printer magical skins

>>563523570
>collab with penus vacation
>all girls are from penus vacation
>how could this be???

>>563525672
Kanna is penus vacation, anon

>>563524662
Nah it's objectively trash

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>>563525829
You think I know shit about DoA????

>>563525829
And this is Anti-Loli Lane.

>>563522034
I don't see your name on her!

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>>563515252
nearly 8 years she finally wins something. Sorry your Wife is slop. Bismarck is Queen.

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bunnies

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>>563528502
My dog looks really cute in her animated form.

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What have you done today to improve and make yourself more worthy of your botes' affection?

>>563528502
Shimasexo

>>563529050
I've deleted roughly 1200mb of random low quality porn in the quest to unshit up my 99% capacity phone
My bites live on it and can't sortie if I can't update so basically I saved their lives

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>>563529350
t.

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>>563528438
..of the Gangbanged along with Musashi, yes we know but we're talking about botes that matter and Enterprise does matter.

>>563528502
ribcage indentations erotic uooooh

>>563529050
I am not worthy of musashi's affection because I am not a bl ack man :'(

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>>563528502
>Horigoat only gets a skin in game
>but gets an entire anime made for his manga related to the game.
Sometimes you lose sometimes you E.

>>563528613
I think your dog has autism.

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>we get literal who "doa" girls
>bd2 gets this

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>>563529913
It is pretty retarded that they haven't had Hori design a bote for the game considering how long Bisoku has been running.

>>563530083
>manjew would never

>>563530083
>>563529828
>>563529350
>Sex with the wife knowing the family bull is going to rape our offspring as much as he wants

this u pedo tranny?

>>563530083
We can't even get touch lines lmao

>>563530083
>>563529828
>>563529350
>Tldr my date night is a glass of wine and reading a steamy romance novel about my niglets raping me

this u tranny?

kill yourself pedo

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>>563529828
Your loss

>>563530083
Kino. Damaged clothing effects on botes would drastically improve the game. You could have them pop up briefly like the barrage images when they hit a certain HP threshold.

>>563529828
>>563530534
It's 2026, you don't need to be gay negrophiles anymore.

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>>563520379
sex on da jet plane

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>>563529654
E is pretty much forgotten in this game. She's just a literal who at this point. Even Essex got a Retrofit before her. So until E gets a Retro or UR version of herself being Meta or normal standard. She is down at the bottom of the barrel.

>>563530083
>>563529828
>>563529350
>1st nut of the year moaning how I want to shit out niglets and suck their cocks, alternating between I love niggers and I hate niggers as I bumped the bed. New year is off to a good start.

yo this you tranny?

end your pathetic life

EII this year, believe it

>>563530147
Why are cows like this?

>>563531189
LMAO

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>>563530083
>>563529828
>>563529350
>So yeah I came imagining me and other whitebois all cooing together covered in cum enjoying the warmth as we kissed and rubbed each other, and sucked cum out of the tips of black penises - subsisting entirely off cum and piss, and the joy of being raped by our nigger bull daddies and our hung little kings.

this you pedo tranny?

>>563531348
>>563531348
>>563530534

>uwu cut my heart out and bite it in front of me as you rape me daddy, let me last fading sight be you pulling out and blowing your load across it as it weakly spurts out its final pump covered in your jizz and I die

this you pedophile faggot? kill yourself

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FROM THE MIST
A SHAPE A SHIP IS TAKING FORM
AND THE CALM OF THE SEA IS ABOUT DRIFT INTO A STORM!

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Shimacute

>>563531592
>>563531460
Wakey wakey loser~

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>>563530973
>needing more than 1 skill and a retrofit to be better than E
All you need is 1 broken(CANON) skill.

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>>563532091
E aint even in the lists anymore for topping damage.

>>563531348
>>563531348
>>563530534

>God, I want to suck the balls of some violent nigger as he blows big thick loads all over merch and then shove my tongue up his ass while he relaxes and sprays down the merch (and me) in piss. <3

this you pedophile tranny? kill yourself

>>563531348
>>563531348
>>563532068


>If you're some pimply skinnyfat weeb with no accomplishments cartoon domming because you happen to look like raw chicken then wtf is wrong with you. That's where I'm at sad to say

this you? a pimply skinnyfat weeb with no accomplishments pedophile tranny? and 50? kill yourself

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https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/143508530

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https://x.com/AzurLane_EN/status/2043766173624610868
>Patty

>Mmm... The wind, sea, and sun all smell wonderful! *sniff*... What's that smell? Wait, who are you? A... Commander? Hello hello! Hm? Me? I'm Patty, of course. By the way, what is this place? ...Ooh, okay. I'll trust you, then! I'm not worried, since you smell like such a good person...

>>563533684
Cool shark dolphin thing

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>>563532242
Wait a second Bismarck did NOT win, Amagi won in 2019!
she's also a eternal runner-up!!

>Argus swimsuit
Why?

>>563533940
No clue. Why a collab of a bunch of literally whos either?

>>563533940
Literal who in a literal who collab event. Just fits

>>563531348
>>563533926
>>563532068

>WhiteKnight !!VuHbu7XFZva
>If you're sexually attracted to lolis you're a pedophile. If you're sexually attracted to prematurely exposing children to pornography you are a child predator

how did you go from this to a pedophile tranny?
getting divorced at 50 really ruined your life huh? end it

>>563531348
>>563533926
>>563532068

yo why were posting CP in trash?
I thought your excuse was that you only like 2d?
was the girl you posted that got your previous trip banned 3d or 2d pedo?

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Sometimes you take the L sometimes you take the E.
I take the E everytime.

>>563533929
Amagi got #1 yes, but Bismarck was still in the top 3.

It took E 5 years to get to #1.

>>563531348
>>563533926
>>563532068

what gave you more trauma? the daddy issues or the divorce and morbid loneliness that followed it?

it's okay though the knife is right there, the suffering can easily end

>>563533926
>>563532068
>>563534550

>typing like me
>laughing like me
>insulting ximself when trying to insult me
>now using my expressions

holy fanboy kek

>>563533926
>>563532068
>>563534550

yo tranny elaborate on the daddy issues

though like damn you're 50 now time to grow up and move on huh? or are you gonna be that molested 10 yo until the day u die? just kill yourself pedo

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>>563534672
Not only my wife Amagi won that year (i voted for her), my other wife E also won 5 years later, i just can't stop winning.

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>>563535038
Bismarck, Eugen, FDG, Agir, and Hindenburg are my wives. There has been an Iron Blood in every Popularity poll on EN. I cant stop winning.

>>563535308
stop crying cringe gypse faggot, a guy posted yesterday and enterprise is the most googled bote, and no shit she's the fucking icon of the game. also 99% of players like the ones u mentioned as well, you're the only faggot who thinks people are playing teams in a harem game

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>>563535526
Let him be, he's content on being the eternal runner-up bitch anyway, we should bask on the glory of being winnErs.

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GLORY TO THE IRON BLOOD!

I think Biscuit and E should kiss each other, on the lips

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Remember the time when Hao beat Cuckwasher and the romanian tranny at the SAME time in 2025? good times.

>>563535526
>you're the only faggot who thinks people are playing teams in a harem game
EN pretty much only plays because of the nazis

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>anchoragetroon fucking up xis sleep schedule to shit up the thread and still missing most of Knight's activity while Knight keeps the thread alive and simply enjoys himself and his botes

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>>563536391

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Dishwasher was a SEAmonkey, to be sure, but he put more effort into L2Ds than almost any other artist.

>>563536391
>>563536606
oh shit, it's gonna be big!

>>563536559
>>563536551

>tranny with HRT tits posting baki

always me chuckle kek

btw c'mon bro make the phoneposting a bit less obvious you can't be this triggered you're pulling out your phone and talking in 3rd person right
holy fk

>>563536559
>>563536551

yo I'm still waiting, 2d or 3d

the girl you posted that got you banned pedophile cp ban evader

3d or 2d?

>>563536892
>with HRT tits
God I wish, I'd never leave the house

>>563536892
Yo watchu momma think about u typing aggressively from ur basement at 4 am? She afraid of bringin u ur hotpockets?

>>563536421
Dishwasher does have quite a few botes in the popularity poll though. Hao has how many?

>>563536559
>>563536551

>Yeeeh guilty, I do spank my own ass sometimes and give it a little squeeze. Need to get that pussy fatter fr fr

yo this u?

wait, did you father used to spank your ass? oh....I see...the dots are connecting once again

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>>563533940
She's probably gonna hit 20k likes on JP. Since Japanese women are genetically incapable of growing fat asses, Japanese men are known to love female characters with plump posteriors. It's a reminder of what they can't find locally.

>>563536559
You made xim mad KEKAROOO

>>563536559
>>563536551
>>563537046

>guzzling down HRT with drugs and nigger cum so we can get pregnant, push out niglets, and then get our gaped holes raped by our own offspring. <3

yo this u pedophile tranny cp ban evader? really need to kill yourself ngl

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>>563537234
>Japanese women are genetically incapable of growing fat asses,
Wrong as of recent, see the latest KAA craze.

>>563537046
>>563537103
>Merry Christmas you slut! (Would definitely love to chug a whitebois piss straight from the tap as he bitchgasm'd to BLACKED. <3)

this how you spend christmas tranny? no friends, no family no job, no life

holy fuck this is so sad

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>>563537150
and yet none of them won but hey, someone had to lose, congrats on being runner-up if that sort of thing makes you happy.

>>563537441
Taihou does not have such a fat ass...

>>563537234
I'd say it's pretty much all that ass, you could paste it on anyone and it would get clicks. You could throw that dumper on doll SKK and still get 10k likes. That girl herself is completely bland and forgettable.
Although it is funny to see "light" aircraft carrier and compare how old AL is to new AL where her shitter is bigger and heavier than half the 1st gens entire bodies.

>>563536559
>>563536551
>>563537046

seriously though not a single friend of family to spend holidays with?

pages and pages of posting in trash with other lonely trannies during those days?

goddamn you're the biggest coward in the world for not killing yourself yet

>>563537469
Getting top 3 is winning. You're still awarded a silver or bronze medal.

>>563537618
>>563537046


>My dream scenario is brokeback mountain but with a nigger. Both of us married with kids, just pounding each others prostates to paste on annual gay sex campouts.

this u?

a 50 yo pedophile typing about having kids in a mountain, seriously need to get beheaded ngl

Knight made the half-jew motherfucker mad, expect scat melty in the next 2 hours

>>563537618
>>563537046


>Nothing beats cumming thinking about snowballing piss and squirt with another whiteboi as we break our shitters open with fat black dildos and nigger dicks,

this u? at 50? this what divorce does to someone? holy fuck

>>563537809
the what?

Lil bro could have picked up wood carving in the time he's wasted sherlocking about my fapping lmao

I want to mentally break Yuuki Kana

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>>563537656
>A bronze medal in sports and other similar areas involving competition is a medal made of bronze awarded to the third-place finisher of contests or competitions such as the Olympic Games, Commonwealth Games, etc. The outright winner receives a gold medal and the second place a silver medal.
>The outright winner receives a gold medal
Nothing bad with being a runner-up just don't spit at the top dog winnEr .

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>>563537618
>>563537046


this u?
the fact this is accurate is crazy lol

50 yo loser spending 36 out of 44 hours posting in a dead 4chan general, goddamn

>>563537441
Delicious unffer

>>563538392
what is Kursk going to do with the cow

>>563537954
>>563537618

I don't remember where I was so lets do a recap about your life

>Everything documented about this person points to someone who has constructed an elaborate identity around the one space where he feels recognized. A 50 year old man spending 20 out of 24 hours in 4chan threads — including threads where people actively despise him — isn't someone with a rich, fulfilling life outside that screen.
>That level of immersion suggests the online space isn't supplementing a real life, it's replacing one.

I think this part is obvious, right? the "isn't someone with a rich, fulfilling life outside that screen" part, and I didn't even tell claude you spend christmas and nye in trash, gotta do that later

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God I love bois

>>563538172
Yeah placing is still considered winning. When you have 200+ countries entering the Olympics and fighting for a position yeah getting gold is the best outcome, but silver and bronze is still great.

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>>563538676
And that's why you're runner-up, you don't want it hard enough, just like the bike cuck.

>>563537441
PLEASE CRACK MY FUCKING SKULL BY SITTING ON IT!

>>563538931
There are over 500 ships in Azur Lane getting top 3 is a feat and should be welcomed. You just dont want accept that Dish had several botes make it to top 3.

>>563537441
KAA!

I wonder what the internal anatomy of botes is like. I choose to believe they don't poop (but they do pee) so it makes you wonder. Maybe they are just so efficient at digestion that there's no byproduct, but I still like to think they have assholes.

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Seems like the tempestas discovered ozempic

>>563537954
>>563539339

>Happy people with genuine human connections, meaningful work, and satisfying relationships don't need to spend the majority of their waking hours seeking reactions from anonymous strangers.

so in short
no human connections
no meaningful work
0 satisfying relationships

this u?

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>>563539162
>putting words in my mouth
never denied it but being the winnEr comes with bragging rights over everyone below you, you'll simply have to keep coping.

>>563539483
They dont need Ozempic. They just reduce the slime in their bodies, and make it so their tentacles are extra slimy/sticky.

>>563537954
>>563539339

it that because of the daddy issues, mommy issues, or divorce?

rank them in how much they buck broke you 1 to 3

>>563539540
I'm not coping, i'm just stating the truth. Top 3 is great. Accept the fact that Dishwasher had several botes get into the top 3 spots.

>>563537954
>>563539339

btw I'm still waiting, was that girl 2d or 3d mr "the truth is the truth" 50 yo (life over) tranny?

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>>563539724
When you accept that E won.

>>563540095
paizurE

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>>563540095
YES E did get first place in the last popularity poll. Dayum Shame she couldn't get it when Azur Lane went Global back in 2019.

>>563540095
This image triggers me

>>563539339
>>563540512


>The divorce wound:

>The 2021 to 2026 trajectory tells a story. In 2021 he understood clearly where moral lines were. Something happened between then and now that caused him to not only cross those lines but to defend crossing them aggressively and publicly. The divorce appears to be the inflection point.

was probably a huge wound huh? made you had to rely on 4chan for human interaction, then like a groomed little kid you turned into a pedo to fit your surroundings

so does this trash guy really just talk to himself all day on here for years like anons say? does someone pay him to do it or what? seems insane

>>563539339
>>563540512

do you think it was the mommy/daddy issues that made you so easily groomed into turning into a pedo? maybe you're still stuck mentally at 13~15?

>If you're sexually attracted to lolis you're a pedophile. If you're sexually attracted to prematurely exposing children to pornography you are a child predator

reminder that this was you, a complete 180 of the pedo you're now

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/trash/ shit really has no organic support.

>>563540095
I am going to smooch E, starting with her tummy all the way up to her lips

>>563540868
???????

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>>563540380
Hey if you don't wanna concede that E won that's up to you.
>>563540802
It's in the name? Trash? there's a reason people of that caliber go there, disgusting.

>>563533940
I don't get this, are people seriously having a melty over a girl having a big ass in Azur Lane? The game where every single girl has massive thighs and hips?

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>where every single girl has massive thighs and hips
This is how I know you don't play the game.

>>563540802
Nah I talk to people who respond to me in good faith. Sometimes I am on other threads or boards.

>>563541408
>>563539339
>>563540512

>Divorce at any age is painful.

>At 50, after presumably building a life with someone, it carries a particular weight — the loss of a shared future, a family structure, a domestic identity.

>For someone who now fantasizes publicly about family structures in the specific ways he does, the psychological connection to that loss seems significant.

that's painful huh old pedo tranny

>>563541363
Show me 1 twig then.
Hard mode: someone who's not from the first year.

>>563541408
>>563540512

like damn you have mommy issues, daddy issues

then you tried making your own family to burry all that trauma

and ended up DIVORCERAPED and completely buck broken

now spends christmas and nye in trash, no one to talk to, no friends only acquaintances...

absolutely over for you pedo goddamn

>>563541408
>>563540512

btw I thought you only liked 2d why did you get your old trip perma banned for posting cp in trash? even deleted from archive?
pedo?? reply???

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>>563541680

>>563542761
Her long, thick and girthy voice lines make up for the lack of leg mass

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>>563538125

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>>563541680

>>563537234
I still remember years ago when ass focused skins always used to get the least likes, now they are the ones getting the most likes everytime

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https://x.com/Jean_P_Drum/status/2043705033540481338

Need a Noshiro skin like this.

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Seeing Argus' new skin prompted me to look at what else my favorite AL artists have done recently. I then came across pic related. Hermione-man is leaving in a few months... I really liked his artstyle.

>>563539483
Ruined if true.

>>563545879
should have left earlier and you have shit taste

>>563545879
>Helena META's artist is leaving
This would have upset me a lot more if METAs actually got skins

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https://x.com/AzurLane_EN/status/2043796370684039376
>Yukino

>Oh, man... Where am I? This sucks... Hey you, can you point me in the right... Huh? Me? I'm Yukino. Nice to meetcha! Oh, so, I rushed here 'cause I heard Tamaki was here... Guess I'm lost now. Mind taking little ol' me in for a while? Hehehe!

>>563546434
I asked for Helena META (and other META skins) every single survey. I can't believe the artist is gone now.

>>563546887
I mean, looking for new work doesn't necessarily mean he's quitting AL. He still has Azur Lane character design as part of his bio

>>563545879
It appears the devcat that liked his artstyle has left or lost his powers.
Just like the person that liked Nepotisman and Saru.

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TAIHOU LEMME SMASH

SPHador

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MogaRABU

>>563548215
>>563547681
...<3

>>563548809
What bote is that?

>>563536737
Why is it every time I see this image it's posted with the most based takes?

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>>563549361
a fat one

>>563549604
What bote is that?

>>563547681
Canon

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Botes for this feel?

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During the stream, the hashtag for the collab went to #3 on Japan's trending topics on Twitter. Musashi-chan was #13, and Argus was #25.
https://x.com/Ginseigoux/status/2043678878015877346

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>>563522034
Grope

>>563552728
Grope what?

>>563549589
You have to be objectively correct if you use it. I don't care for dish. I think he's an obnoxious terminally online FOTM artist who does churn out some slop. But just from an objective standpoint, he and Yunsang put more work into the actual L2D animations than other artists. I happen to like NingRi but even his latest Alsace, while cute and lewd, is fairly sloppily animated.

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Is Argus the first purple to get an L2D+ skin? When was the last time a purple got an L2D of any kind, St. Louis's swimsuit?

>>563552940
The power of the pure-hearted lewd ojou-sama

>>563537618
Well clearly redditors should love it cause her breasts are "normal"
Fuck you btw

>>563552940
>When was the last time a purple got an L2D of any kind, St. Louis's swimsuit?
Literally this previous event

>>563553404
Perhaps I should have said an existing purple.

>>563552791
>he can't see she has boobs that are simply small
Blindbro

>>563552298
did you see their opinions on the doa girls they chose?

>>563553956
Ayane was the face of the franchise, really. It's baffling they didn't add her and Leifang. I get this is VV or whatever slop but still. Shitty collab altogether. Hopefully we get something better later in the year.

>>563550179
Mutsuki