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>Global Game News
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Current Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"
Current Rate Up Trainee: Nishino Flower (3*), Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)
Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Daiwa Scarlet (Power), SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT), SR Sweep Tosho (Wit)
Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000m
Current Event: Ligne Droite Story Event
>Schedule
03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards
04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)
04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)
04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/2000
04/26 - Golshi Week Celebration
04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)
04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event
04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)
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>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Lucky Lilac (3*), SSR Aston Machan, SR Hishi Amazon
New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" released
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Digitan LOVE
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Ojisans just want a cute daughter
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Congrats to all Anons who got her. Please treat her well.
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I prefer having the parent because eventually there's going to be parents with grandparents that are completely irrelevant to what you're running, and like 26+ whites where only 2 are relevant to what you're trying to train (and they're both green skills) and you will wade through dozens and dozens of these and it's cancer, when you can just train your own and not have to deal with that shit.
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I have a child horse in my account now
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Bullying the class rep is NOT OK
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what a good day!
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It's that easy bwos
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>>563451370
now to grind her expert title and prepare for the day of our wedding.
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you have to believe
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I am taking names for the new batch of horses that are turning 2YO and going into training
These are from the same generation as Sirius Symboli and Nippo Teio (Haru Urara's father)
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>>563451498
But your rolls...
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Onahole has arrived. Only used free tickets.
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>>563451683
>I get what they're going for with her
I don't
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>>563451709
Anon, it's a trap!
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>>563451872
In order to fix them, you need to provide an offering that'll knock the cleats right off of Shiraoki
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>>563451540
>not trusting this innocent smile
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Kumiyabe hasn't drawn shit lately, bro. My heart is withering from lack of man-made umanko.
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Train, marry, correction, glue factory.
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>>563452024
>oonige
>during mant
roll for her during december
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>>563451912
Blooming flower, dumbanon.
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>>563451709
Sorry bro but you're going to be violated out in the open
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How does Nishino's inherit work?
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>>563451848
I know I know "haha cunny" but I'm gonna stick up for herShe's making a flower with her hands, it's childish and adorable
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rate up is a lie
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>>563452084
You just have to lurk moar my dude
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I have never made a debuffer before, do you pick hints you need over G2/3 races in mant or do you still do all the races? I assume you don't need enough stamina to survive the race? Do you need any speed skills at all? As in, can you be too far back for debuffs to hit anyone?
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feels the worst when your MANT parents decide to give you nothing
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Why she got her dogs out
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>>563452816
meh that's the thing about MANT parents, it's unlikely for that to happen. Going from like 15 total white sparks and low odds on them to 40 white sparks with twice as high chance for all sparks to trigger (pinks, whites, everything) is a world of difference. it doesn't pay off every run, but every run is better off because of it on average.
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She's a good hons. I like both her hardcore rapist version and the innocent, cute one.
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>>563452931
he warned you bro
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>>563452609
She's excited to finally get it out of her system.
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>>563452931
You never think things through, Ogurin...
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This might be a skill issue on my part but holy shit is Kitasan Black the most difficult/annoying front I had to train.
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>not a single good nishino parent available yet
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W guy suggesting 2 speed
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>>563453594
told you bwo
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>>563453508
no, it only activates in the late race and can also activate on a straight
taiki's just goes off whenever you hit the back end of the final corner no matter what, nishino always gets the full duration in the late race
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Nishino!!!!!!!!
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>>563453740
ily bwo
honestly it's just natie hard-carrying, she does so much work
if I had not paypigged for fine I would've been boned too
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>>563453725
Thank fuck. Her and Seeking the Pearl keep fucking me up, even if they're not rivals. Pearl only has "Big Sisterly" as gold too.
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>>563453396
It's pretty smooth sailing if you have all your relevant aptitudes at A and stats like Spd/Stm/Pwr/Wit are around 250-300 before Niigata.
Classical early year double crown is easy with 400-500 stats.
If you have ~600 stam around Kikuka Sho you generally should be fine, even 550 is okay-ish, depending on rival.
I'm running her without any skills, unless I get max discount on good stuff, or I was unlucky with clocks early.
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>>563453862
I like that outfit.
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post something cute
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Uohhhhhhhhhh!
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>>563453821
Vivlos is a frontfag paypig, good pace or late are his enemies
Seriru is a paypig, if you dont have Maru/Taiki/MummyCreek you might as well get her as a parent. If you have the 2 / 3 above you can skip and just borrow her.
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vf holds a grudge because witgod released a video shortly after vf's and indirectly addressed and contradicted the advice he had given. vf then got bombarded with viewers asking for clarification and he had to make a follow up stating "we have different philosophies." vf continues to play contrarian out of spite, purposefully seeking out points of contention.
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>2 SS+ spd, SS+ pwr, and A+ wit parent runs in a row with oguri
>both one star wit sparks
oh my fucking god oh my fucking god
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>>563454140
based
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>>563454023
>pussywillows now this
Mr. Translatorkun knows his audience
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>>563454297
That's my main in Gensou Skydrift...
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>>563454476
OY!
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>>563454461
it's a cutthroat world amongst the youngsters.
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nyo...
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>>563454601
precious genki kitachan smile
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Ain't this interesting, huh?
https://x.com/TheNYRA/status/2043380527214792784?s=20
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>witGOD said you shouldn't pull for Riko and power Rice
>Pulls them anyway
>Lose
Lmao
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>20 pulls
FINALLY I GOT LUCKY FOR ONCE ON AN UMA BANNER AND I CAN PULL SWEEP NOW.
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>>563454610
witgod isn't dumb, it's just that some of his advice only made sense for JP where the player base was working with far less intel. when he thinks of early CMs, he thinks of very low competition because people weren't able to make CM horses months in advance to perfect them. when he thinks of early speed cards, he remembers how lots of people pulled for Twin Turbo SSR because they had no clue the very next banner would be a little card called KItasan Black.
he's reliable for things like "this is a card worth using", even stuff like team sirius which he shills specifically as a f2p card and not a god card like kitasan.
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who the fuck is this
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Why is it always like this...
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Yukino Bijin Wit, with No Stopping Me— Worth MLB'ing with the the tickets I got this anniversary? Or will there be better options for NSM in the future.
Trying to rack my brains on what's maxx'ing, with my anniversary selectors, and this is an option.
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>>563454939
come home anon
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At last, I understand BAKUSHIN
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And then, an angel appeared
My angel...
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>>563455039
Cute and sexy whores, but still whores.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqF02AaUQvQ
very "on-rails" type of career with sirius.
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>get Nishino Flower in one 10-roll
Bros, we're gonna make it
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>>563455290
Damn, even mob umas have based tits.
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Would you stay in your club if you found out your Danchou was SEA
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yeah he's been pretty useful
the only thing I can think of that he's been wrong about was stamina for Pisces. If memory serves he said 2 golds + max stam weren't enough, which simply wasn't true. 1050 + Maestro was good enough for front runners. Sure, you'd be gambling with spurt, but the extra mid-race skills + extra wit meant that sometimes you'd win.
By contrast, my 1200/1200/1150/600/780 Golshi with 3 golds never won a single room or a single Pisces race.
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>>563455239
frfr no cap he gets it
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>>563455480
He joined a club? Install a SEA danchou
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What if the club was Autis/uma/? Hypothetically speaking of course
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Finally got her to 5* with today's transfer requests
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Evil and intimidating horse.
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My coffee...
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>>563455386
Formerly chucks
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Sadness. I can top off Narita Taishin's wit for my end closers, too. Although my experience in burrowing it is that you lose the 50/50 on Sleeping Lion 80% of the time, and that's really annoying. Could buff up Nice Nature's SSR to 3LB as well, although I typically burrow that.
Maybe I'll just pick up Sweep's Summer SSR, for the early Spurt check. Or Mayano's Santa SSR.
>>563455182
I'm just a weirdo, who has the em-dash binded to their tilde key.
Yes, I use both regularly.
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From afar I thought she was carrying our baby uoh
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I'm gonna say it. Dominator is a gaslight and doesn't actually do anything.
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>>563456067
Gold version is worse than the white version. Never take it, unless it's on a Parent run.
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Give your thanks to doc here.
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Isnt it worse even, since the lane change effect ends faster and thats when the uma speeds up
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oki thanks
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that's what I heard before
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On frontrunners the two of them make a yo-yo effect where you merge out and merge back in. Usually prudent positioning is all you need for the return trip, but some courses have very short starts and the Gold version is "necessary" to merge back fast enough. Also gold is better in team trials as it's a very cheap gold skill. Great round points per SP
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Guess the pinks and blues
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But what if I were to make Opera a coffee...
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>Out of borrows (again)
>No parents (again)
Yeah, I' m done. Also the most frustrating part is noticing all these people who have "whale-tier" parents but then I look at their fans per day and they're flatlining and have like a dancho that won't kick them in a Rank 15000 club. It shows how much fucking luck is in this game. I spent money to Ug rank every single career and that should give me an advantage but I've only ever gotten three 3 blue of the 200+ I've done since TB came out, all while fucking using the training helper and optimizing my runs as much as possible.
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>>563456434
Damn that sucks bro, wanna jerk off together about it
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I hope all the lucky Nishino rollers pity their next 3 rolls
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>>563456434
Bro isn't praying to Shiraoki
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so who or what actually dethrones xoguri from dominating everything
she's the only usable pace chaser right now and you all tell me pace chasers only get better
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>>563456375
Checking through the cm listings, Sagittarius is the next cm with a stupidly short opening straight where merge starts aren't good. That's like next scenario tho. Prudent should suffice for all of mant.
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>>563456908
I already did
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>>563456614
jelly?
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>>563456960
Good job
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>>563457024
THAT'S NOT HOW TITS WORK
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>>563456604
Ok sure I can inject you with some of my luck
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>>563457130
me too please
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based and thank you
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>same ult as SFV but also requires to be brocked for 2 seconds on a corner early race
this shit is literally a repeat of the dober bitch that got hyped as the god parent then it's just mildly useful in 1 cm out of 10
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>>563457078
thanks
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>>563455132
>My angel
And my girls...
My sunshine...
Uh uh, let's go!
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Kawakami trainer's hips...
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>>563453205
I just did my 10 and stopped
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I feel like I don't get the team sirius card yet. I haven't completed the dates but I'm triggering the pure passion buff often from regular training, even during summer it seems to be working out alright. the point of the dates is to force the buff on the last one basically, yeah?
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>>563457602
Look at how ridiculously cute she is. There's no way she's evil.
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>>563456524
>>Damn that sucks bro, wanna jerk off together about it
>Out of cum (again)
>Flacid (again)
Yeah, I' m done. Also the most frustrating part is noticing all these faggots who have "pineapple eater-tier" loads but then I look at their diets and they're downing sodas and Nick Avocado'ing McDonalds. It shows how much fucking luck is in genetics. I spent money on zinc supplements and that should give me an advantage but I've only ever shot 3 ropes out of the 200+ I've done since fagposting came out, all while fucking using /cm/ screencaps and optimizing my balls as much as possible.
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the trouble with saying "Fuck You" to Mile races is that the overwhelming majority of G2/G3 races are Mile, Mediums are much rarer. So you'll be doing a lot more OP races, meaning less rival races = less skills and less stats
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So this is the power of Dodging Danger + Prudent Positioning...
Umazing...
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>>563458209
bitch turned into a car, what the fuck
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Thanks. I suppose I'll try using this card when training Kitasan, I don't really have any good speed cards and this can at least partly fill that between the post-training event choice and sometimes acting like speed rainbow. It sounds like it should work out fine since Kitasan likes Long races and probably works fine for Best In Japan, I wanted to get an uma with it out of the way for when the next story drops since they lock the special week alt behind it.
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whenever i see these gifs of haru it reminds me of the time during ura finale when some completely psychotic addicted guy was spamming the thread because he got kicked from his club but he was so addicted to fan farming that he was dumping carets into TP just so he could do more.
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if you're by the center of the racetrack then DD does little and if PP procs during it then it won't have as much of an effect because DD will force you to the middle of the track anyways.
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>out of daily borrows
FUCK FUCK FUCK NO I NEED TO GAMBLE FOR MORE HIGHROLLS
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>>563457963
If it makes you feel any better, I only produce big loads like once every 2-3 weeks
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what is she implying?
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if I was forced to pick then left
>>563458715
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>>563457963
>mid - tier cock
>still regularly shoot 10 ropes, sometimes more.
>only have to abstain for a day for a good load
>sometimes daily
life ain't so bad sometimes.
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She's covering her mouth to try and stay quiet.
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At least you don't have a pencil dick
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>>563458973
You're a gentlemen and a scholar
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>>563458778
Same real horse owner, Seiun Sky was a dead bloodline, no one wanted him to breed, and he breed him with Nishino to keep Seiun's bloodline alive despite the difference in aptitudes.
Nishino on the other hand was a very popular mare.
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>>563459057
keep up with the threads anon. my litter link is still up.
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okay can I have medium S now at least
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Do I skip triple tiara then? It seems like a significant stat loss.
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Oguri Cun
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little buds are beautiful ToT
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>gay hours earlier
>cunny hours now
man i love being bisexual.
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Congrats!
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>>563459241
not like you have a choice in the matter
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Maybe a nap will sort my motivation out...
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>>563459315
>marketing this blatantly to lolicons
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Late gambling doesn't work this CM and anyone who says it does is a liar. Unless you pop every single mid-race velocity in a chain to gain insane amounts of distance, Oguri is simply going to be so far ahead of you it doesn't matter, and with an 0.3 acceleration that's way better than your inherited Pump Iron/Moving Past. If it's not Oguri, it'll be Seiun Sky or Summer Maruzensky who do the same thing. 2000m is too short of a track length to make up the difference against the ultra consistent Festive Miracle/Angling and Scheming unless EVERYTHING goes perfect for you. And it won't happen enough to place well in CM.
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>>563459524
actually i'm a virgin, so if anything i'm a porn addict.
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https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/549448576/#549464443
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>>563459208
nope...
>>563459292
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Nishino Flower livestreaming like Sayaka-chan onegai.
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>>563459939
Congrats on the eventual graduated idol sex
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>>563459941
Whoops, was supposed to be G to A. Either way, time to get Lala to Dirt A.
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>>563459791
my first time is going to be special. i'm not giving it to just anyone in this thread, unless we fall in love.
>>563460078
>boys are overly horny
>normie girls are boring. girls into otaku-related hobbies are (rightfully) avoidant of men 9 times out of 10
not looking good.
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>>563459939
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>>563460351
>i'm not giving it to just anyone in this thread, unless we fall in love.
this is important
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MANT should sell the hot spring ticket in the shop
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>>563460761
Late so you don't get cucked in a front heavy lobby
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Top 10 photos taken before disaster:
Had to spark to get her, literally everyone but her came
>Valentine Bourbon
>Eishin Flash
>Fantasy Grass
>2 Mejiro Ardan
>1 Satono Diamond
Four fucking dupes, this semen demon left me dry
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>Bakushin shows up out of nowhere and gives me Groundwork for free
Thank you Bakushin
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>>563460679
but the sex at the onsen is consensual
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>>563460891
Same 200 rolls
Its all worth it since she make my benis hard
>OG Bourbon
>Sky alt 2x
>Chiyono
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MCQUEEN HATE
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mcqueen LOVE!
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>>563461276
Wait is she bad or something?
>>563461161
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Imagine getting mad at this.
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>>563461414
>Wait is she bad or something?
She's just ugly
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That depends of her STA stat at certain moments.
>Hopeless
Less than 300 > Triple 7.
>Kikka Sho
Less than 400 > Hydrate
But only if I got the 2 hints otherwise I try Prefered or just my luck with only 7.
>Tenharu
U=ma2 regardless of stamina. I want to her ult to proc here.
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>>563461513
no u
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>154k free carats
What the hell, you're saving since the fall of Constantinople or what
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Burubon's well toned ass...
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>>563461621
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I can't believe I missed the cock talk in this thread...
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>>563461674
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>>563461996
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I had a horrible yesterday thanks for asking
Nishino Flower from the popular mobile game Umamusume
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>>563462487
Thanks anon but I'll spare the thread my blogpostfor now
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>>563462469
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>>563462648
teasing whore
post it now or I will make fun of you later
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>>563462437
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why would ruby care?
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>>563462648
Well, whatever happened I hope you're having a better day today.
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Mobs need love too...
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>>563462469
How about a frog?
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I don't have triple 7, corner recovery or hydrate on parents so I buy the first two before classics and hydrate after the event. Uma2 after second inspiration
I did only one run though, 1190 speed 1200 power 1100 wit med S and fast learner but no greens, probably won't do more
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>zero Nishino hotspring screenshots
She loves none of you. Which is to be expected from this general.
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>I don't have triple 7, corner recovery or hydrate on parents
fetch them off a database, you fag
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unless you luckshit how the fuck do you suppose to survive this and 5th anni
>transcend alt + tokai teio spd and scenario card
>into wonder acute alt and buena vista right after
>right after that is alt nakayama festa and dremjo
>Then straight into last dance oguri cap
>Top it up with stay gold
>finish blow with almond eye
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I'm nyooooticing anons are getting spooked by the same umas.
>Boubon
>Mejiro Bright/Ardan
>Ballroom Sky
>Meisho Doto
>Satono DIamond
am I becoming a schizo?
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>>563463063
I still think its weird that her parents give their elementary aged daughter private time with her trainer at an onsen.
Then spies on them and gossip like school girls about how their daughter is so affectionate with trainer and how she is lucky to have him...
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>>563463108
is there a name of the phenomenon where an uma becomes cuter when you finally get them? always though Oguri was kinda whatever until I scouted her and she instantly became too cute
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>>563463250
>teio spd + scenario
roll obviously
>buena
shan't
>dorija
spark
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shan't
>stego and ai
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easy, the game has a borrow slot and you don't need specific uma for anything outside of extremely specific scenarios like xoguri being kinda OP next CM, which is still only a "it'd be mildly nice to own her" because the gap between 1st and 3rd in A is nowhere near enough to justify pulling an uma.
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that's it
medium s doesn't exist
second inspiration all borrows
so much time wasted
I will actually abandon first inspo now no cap starting tomorrow
fucking hell
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Doto's fat titties on my face
send post
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Are you the guy who got hit by the 7? >>563448407
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stockholme syndrome. it's why gacha games always make you see the characters in quests/support cards/storylines. Genshin is a pro at this, they are stingy as hell with rewards and one of the bigger sources is promptly doing the new advertisement quest for the current banner character.
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>>563455670
D-danchou... anything you NEED to tell us?
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Here's your mob to love.
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>>563463606
if you borrow all your support card. What support card do you have
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Genuinely thank you anons but I really don't want to be all dramatic
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it's okay ty
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Yeah no I'd rather look for parents with great blues pinks and affinity to do less runs, when searching for whites the other things fall off a cliff.
I think I had to do about 5 ace runs for my longslop aces.
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>>563463603
get lucky
use my crystals if i have to
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Ticket gives:
>Energy +30
>Mood +2
>All stats +10
+50 stats would otherwise cost 100.
+2 mood muffin costs 50
+energy's cost is always recovery +15, so that's 45.
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brother you can win climax with absolute dogshit. if anything I would be impressed if you managed to fail it. I have done runs making debuffers where my average stat is like 450 and they still get triple wins in climax.
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This but instead of a pic of their hands, it's them in a full naked cosplay dogeza.
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LB1DEIO SWEAT DA!!!!
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>They are all old hags because they live outside the academy or they drive!!!!
>Nooo they are all kids and you shouldn't lust after them!!!
Both sides of the normalfag spectrum is retarded.
They are teenagers and pre-teens AND THAT'S WHY THEY ARE SO HOT
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>>563464773
i'm fine with everybody else being a hebe but i NEED maruzen and pearl to be hags because the thought of being the trainer for women who are likely 8 - 10 years older than me is really really hot
>t. 22 year old
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>>563464907
sorry bro, that's not how it works. now come here and get raped
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>>563465016
NOT AGAIN
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the one time it's worked for me I needed 4 guts 2 wits and it still wasn't perfect.
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>>563464881
Brown hands typed this post.
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>>563460776
Welcome to the based side of the game
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Damn, IWTWM
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well there's my GL gp
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UOHHH NISHINO FLOWER CUTE DAUGHTERWIFE
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>>563465134
Uncs amongus
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>first run
guess she's my wife now
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>>563464179
Just be luckier bwo
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I don't care about sex I only care about making the fastest Uma
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Giving a single shit about the ages of the Uma is retarded when it never makes sense. Stego ran for [5] years and she doesn't start her career until she's at the very least in "high school" so unless you meant to tell me she was STILL in Tracen as a full ass adult when she ran for Hong Kong to finally get the win she wanted then this shit doesn't make sense in the slightest. None of it makes sense. Just stop thinking. Don't think.
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>>563465208
you are not makween...
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Ok now what
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>>563465367
prudent activated late...
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>>563465490
>sex with maya one day
>sex with maruzen the next
it's a great range.
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>>563465393
I just figure the ones who look like little kids (Furawa) are especially young and the ones who look and act like they are mid-pubescent (Mayano) are exactly that and all the remaining ones are physically adult, and that's the end of that
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damn, the frawa propaganda is working on me. I don't even like lolis, unless Mayano counts as one (she is cunny but she isn't loli).
I actually KINDA have room in the budget to pull for her but... I was considering doing summer golshi instead... hmmmm
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>>563463235
I drew it anyway
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>>563464342
This but instead of hands, it's more cockposting
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>>563465798
Good stuff, anon.
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>>563465625
okay NOW I see what it does, not bad
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>>563465898
oh so it's somewhat rare?
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>>563465279
You missed the poll where we found out most people in the thread are ojisans.
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oneesan...
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>>563465958
Thanks for the rooms, I won't keep hogging (ah) the spot so more people can join
Maybe I will see Mambo win one of these one day
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good rates with sparking > dogshit rates with pity carryover
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>>563465573
I'd umasturbate in front of a mirror all day long if I was Mackie.
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>>563466105
The entire season 2 cast is late 30s just like the playerbase of this game.
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>>563465798
Cute
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>>563466101
toreXuma (they are madly in love)
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Uh oh Mcqueen got uppity.
Nishino Flower's career is like the eyes of a rapist vs the MANT umas we raced
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>>563466101
for me? torena getting surprised/annoyed when tachyon starts whining or throwing a tantrum for meals, but they still put in the effort to make something nutritious for her with each meal having more love than the last
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I know I keep repeating this opinion but I think Maya would grow up to be the most dropdead gorgeos uma of all time. She's beauty queen material and I would be first in line to cobsume any kind of content about her in umacollege or beyond.
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>she is cunny but she isn't loli).
you just like high schoolers then (hebe, aka 80% of Blue Archive girls but people still like to call them loli most of the time)
Nishino is canonically built like a elementary schooler instead
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>>563465728
The only people who believe that are slightly autistic (or otherwise strange enough to be ostracized enough to be out of touch with reality) suburban white Americans who don't have any friends or interact with poor people
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>>563451080
>Nishino Flower was active during 1991-1993
Where was she during the Sweltering Summer of '92?
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>>563466575
Oi, it is not stolen valor.
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>>563466101
origami trophy is really fucking cute
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>finally get medium S
>yeppers doesn't finish her event chain
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Personally, I love how Taishin's trainer teases her just to see her get embarrassed and she hits him with those little kicks to shut him up. And also how Jordan's trainer knows the exact words so even she can understand complex stuff, especially that event where she has to study for the exam and he finds out the only way she can memorize anything is by making her repeat things while training
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>>563465958
damn, almost had it without medium s
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no worries and thanks for joining! you have my permission to hog if you see me hosting, same goes for everyone
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>>563465774
Bro I 'm already down $100 trying to get that brat
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>>563466851
I forgot to swap to the better air groove
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>>563466290
A year away from 40 is extra tasty tho, lower 30s not as much
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I found a terrible discoveryI can't play global version in Japan
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this mant shit's getting pretty boring already tbqtbdesu
new scenario when, aprox.?
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>>563467041
Time to pay for a VPN
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>>563467071
>getting
It's been like that from day 1
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Thank you for your contributions.
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>redditors
They likely have never interacted with another highschooler outside of their classroom.
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Strictly better Taiki as the unique is limited to late race and can proc in the final straight as well
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>>563466851
look at this cutie
thanks for the test
hopefully I get dodging danger from skill hints...
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tomorrow maybe.......
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>better
>even though this one got top 3
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>back to connection error looping
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>>563467041
Just use this:
https://www.umavpn.top/
This also works for playing on JP from outside of Japan. The VPN hosts rotate a lot but it should work most of the time
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Just woke up but is Nishino a good inherit for this CM
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Not him, but cassettes and vinyl made a mild "comeback" because vintage consumerism was big a few years ago, but I distinctly remember my younger brothertalking about how someone in his class in high school had no idea what a VHS tape was probably 7 years ago
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>>563467451
I know about vinyl but I've never heard about anyone using a casette tape again
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>>563451080
What is she good for?
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>>563467595
Because they sound like shit.
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>>563467489
Racing 4 times in a row is not that bad if you know you're ahead of the pace and you have the items to bring your mood back to good+. You basically trade 20 energy and 30 stats for 20 stats, 60 sp, 100 coins and whatever the epithet/rival race gives you.
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>>563467595
May just be that I pay attention to weird music circles where they're more normalized
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That's part of the fun
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>>563467489
You did?
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>got Nishino with 20 rolls
Should I pull for Summer Taiki with this board?
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>>563468042
That's not how the song goes...
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>>563468091
I just appreciate material goods that have been abused but are still running, and tape tends to fall apart in a way I enjoy
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Embrace the Uma
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who is the star piece event today?
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game is breaking me. I actually dreamed about it last night. I had distance S, and bought a fast learner hat, and then somehow the game gave me a second fast learner hat in my inventory but this one cost 150 instead of 280. It was dream logic where I didn't buy the second hat, so there was no way I could know it cost 150, but I did.
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>>563468558
Soon. Hopefully not TOO soon or else I'll need to be put on suicide watch.
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>>563468515
What did we win?
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>>563467150
It was pretty fun for meas a recovering sweatlord coming back after monthsfor a while, at least. Now it's like doing chores in slowmo, and you can't even check out mentally.
Such a weird game. I respect the commitment to the vision and avoiding bloat and trend-chasing, but I honestly can't comprehend how people manage to play this non-casually for years on end. And I say this as someone who used to grind 10+ runs a day. There's so much you could do with the formula and the systems, but it's all just slight variations on URA finale with the most barebones pvp imaginable and a few random ass cutscenes every few weeks.
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>Someone recognizes my art style
I'm flattered
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>>563468834
At least MANT has remained the longest and most involved scenario even years after release in JP so this is indeed as bad as it gets
Plus parent farming stops being a thing with built in auto and spark rerolls
Just saying it's less bad, not that those issues aren't miserable to live with
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I'm all for getting more relaxed scenarios but what is the purpose of getting rid of parent farming when its the only way f2ps have to compete and have an advantage? With all those passes that are currently out too it looks grim.