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>Global Game News
Link your account to Cygames iD
Current Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"
Current Rate Up Trainee: Nishino Flower (3*), Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)
Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Daiwa Scarlet (Power), SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT), SR Sweep Tosho (Wit)
Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000m
Current Event: Ligne Droite Story Event
>Schedule
03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards
04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)
04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)
04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/2000
04/26 - Golshi Week Celebration
04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)
04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event
04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)
https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes
>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Lucky Lilac (3*), SSR Aston Machan, SR Hishi Amazon
New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" released
Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline
Cygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en
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>All Guides & Resources
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Game database
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A basic guide for newfags
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Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
Umamusume Birthday Calendar
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Uma Text
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Custom Stickers
https://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
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Ichiban.
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Grass
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Sexo with onii-chan
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SEX WITH NISHINO FLOWER
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Mayano can have her own anime now, right, trainer?
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Reminder that it's your duty as a trainer to make sure that your trainees sexual needs are being sufficiently met .
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>>563468821
/uma/ is Curren's general!
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Tfw too many items and not enough opportunities to use them by the end of the career
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I hope her parents didn't mind the noise
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>>563468885
Curren-chan did nothing wrong
/uma/ was literally summoning real demons that drains energy with those vivid dreams and tulpas
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Starting my ryan parent career at 7:40 PDT
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>>563468913
hmm hmm HMM~
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>use team sirius card
>recreation stats are nice but destroys friendship training in junior year
>the rainbow landing is random
>if you want to use it for summer you have to skip racing a G1
>5 RB
I dunno guys this card seems like ass. Do I really want to use it over a MLB SR card?
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>>563468945
Curren 4Chan game
Curren 4Chan general
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>>563469030
when I posted my lucid dream guide I didn't mean for you retards to SUMMON DEMONS AND SUCCUBI
GOD DAMN
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No...
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>>563469112
Nyoo~
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Please do not lewd Nishino, in the light of recent events /uma/ danchous have collectively decided that they do not want to this sub to be associated with ironic pedophilia.
When you post "UOOOOH" or stuff like >>563468867 people will think this:
>They would cuddle while watching anime cartoons on his cell phone and he would kiss her chest, legs, and stomach, the court filing alleged.
>The pair began having intercourse and oral sex in February, the charging documents said.
>She alleged that they had sex during approximately half of their weekly visits and that every sexual act between them took place at the studio.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15726775/steven-burnisky-taek wondo-assault-pennsylvania.html
Let's keep things under control okay? Why aren't Taikis milkers enough?
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>>563468794
DOTO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>563469121
Was your tutorial to wake up after 90 minutes of regular sleep before going back to sleep again
If so it didn't work
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>>563469082
curren is cute
she pretends to be a histrionic self-obsessed woman, and kind of is, but she's a genuinely kind, sweet girl.
And she's very cute too.
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love
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>>563469121
I missed the guide, could you post it again please and thanks?
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uoh
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>>563469258
no, it was the centering exercise you repeat 30x/day for 3 weeks
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>>563469121
No wonder /uma/ loves cock so much now.
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fucking cunt
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>>563469414
You're a feeder
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>>563469121
Summons anons in cosplay to my bedside instead
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So you guys are rolling for wedding curren right?
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Curren Chan should visit me tonight
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What summoned all the devil worshippers?
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>>563469335
why not
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Where the fuck are the uma mods
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>>563469358
lots of kissing
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Curren domination.
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Hey dweeb!
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boysex
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>>563469583
>*mogs you*
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Yes, I think I should buy Carats for Nishino...
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for year 1 there was a great image of a chart listing every significant event, exactly how many carats and shards and free pulls to expect in all events the whole year. is there a modern version for the currently upcoming content?
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>>563469442
>a Currenposter betrays and cucks Mambo
>a Currenposters turns /uma/ gay using demonic dream propaganda
I'm nyooooooooticing...............
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I wish I was able to dream.
The only way I can have dreams is that if I wake up and go to sleep again, but when I do that I tend to oversleep and wake up at 2pm.
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Should I be soulless and ticket Oguri Xmas or get Meijiro Dober and flop this CM?
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>>563469587
Thanks anon, will try it out.
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>her name isn't Curren but actually Chan??wwwwwwwww
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>>563469603
We don't need mods where we're going
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>>563469247
She goofed up again...
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>>563469998
Her hate filled eyes
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>>563469698
why do you think I started doing lucid dream prep again after abandoning it for over 10 years?
It was to make pic related a somnatic reality.
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>>563469852
Truly Devilish and befitting!I worry for those that are actually creating tulpa though not just lucid dreaming.
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>>563469771
Just checked gamebanana and there isn't even a full page of mods
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>>563470047
Is she also an insufferable asshole in her story/career or just in card events?
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don't discount the power of auto-suggestion.
Many times throughout the day (and I mean all the fucking time, like every 5 minutes) tell yourself (and really mean it, fully intend this) "I will remember my dream." Do this for weeks and you'll start to remember them.
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>>563469949
do not use it for any wicked shit or contracting with demons. I don't want to have to call an exorcist or some dumbassery like that
NO TULPAS NO SUCCUBI
be good now, ne?
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I'll never get tired of your goofy ass way of talking, Brian
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>>563470047
tfw no hatred filled gf to commit heinous acts to/with and bond over your crippling misanthropy
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>>563469969
>her name is Smart Falcon but she isn't, actually, you know......?
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What are the next meta umas to roll for?
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>>563470362
But a succubi sounds fun.
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>>563470362
I remember back in the day reading about people who switched with their tulpas
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>>563470371
>big nige suzu
>big nige palmer
>actual front ace with A&S, NSM and nishino's unique
Devilish
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>>563470362
Oh wow. I'm part of that chain still. Maybe that means I should try it too but my sleep is so beyond horrible. I'd probably shokan Cthulu to the real world in my state.
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>>563470785
Why does nobody uoh over Teio or Taishin
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>>563470887
Plenty of people uoh Teio but yeah nobody does that to Taishin because she's a midget not a loli
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>>563470969
I THINK YOU'RE DUMB ILLITERATE NIGGER USING ALL THOSE RETARDED ABBREVIATIONS KILL YOURSELF PIERO SCARUFFI
GOD I HATE ITALIANS
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Cuteka...
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>>563469238
Yeah, she doesn't seem too bad. I liked her in the Ligne Droit story as well.
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I CANT FUCKING WAIT UNTIL MAY
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>>563469771
I feel like theres an uma nude mod discord server somewhere out there. I hope people ITT would share them.
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cm12 status?
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Well shit case in point
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>>563471127
>t. Beatles fan
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>>563470786
>I'd probably shokan Cthulu to the real world in my state.
SAN-chi pinchi! SAN-chi pinchi! (x15)
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>>563470887
Taishin is a moody tsundere without the dere, its why I love her
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>>563471246
jordan SEX
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>>563471272
yeah but she doesn't look like one, even S tier hot fanart of her like pic related ages her up into JK
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>>563471305
SONS OF BITCHES SONS OF BITCHESGAY HORSE GAY HORSE I WANNA GAY HORSE
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What's so great about Curren Chan-chan anyway? Name 5 things you like about her
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>>563471586
I want to put my dick inside her umanko.
I want to put my dick inside her ass.
I want to put my dick inside her mouth.
I want to put my dick inside her armpit.
I want to put my dick inside her her thighs.
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>>563471586
1. Everything about Curren Chan
2. Everything about Curren Chan
3. Everything about Curren Chan
4. Everything about Curren Chan
5. Everything about Curren Chan
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>Pulled Nishino in 10 pulls
>Now I have nothing to roll for for the next 3 months and I'm already sitting on 75k carats
I'm going to be a rich man.
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>>563471586
Ichiban kawaii
Calculated cute
Faithfully waited for (You) since her childhood
Playfully high energycompletely overlaps with Shiratama from Makeine in my head to the point I can't separate them
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I will have sexual intercourse with Tokai Teio with the goal of conception. No protection will be used. Every round of intercourse will end in insemination. Intercourse will be especially frequent right before and during ovulation, to maximize odds of fertilization. Every measure, including rest, stress management, and proper nutrition, will be taken to help ensure implantation and successfully carrying our child to term. Even after confirmed pregnancy, coitus will continue within the bounds prescribed by doctors, albeit occurring no less frequently. Concerted effort will be focused on skincare; many women stress about stretch marks during their first pregnancy, and aiding in preventing skin degradation is a good bonding opportunity between mother and father.
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>>563471586
I like her WIT card
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>>563471384
This entire conversation is like listening to a bunch of Portuguese speakers converse when you only speak Spanish.
I do not understand what the fuck these acronyms mean and I don't even know how I'd go about looking into what they mean.
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>>563471880
I really like her WIT card
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>>563471845
You're rolling for King Cheerleader faggot or you die.
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I'm hard
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>>563472127
Natie* Cheerleader
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>>563471849
Damn she's cute.I forgot to watch it.
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>>563472313she's not in the anime nor will she be in season 2, at best a short appearance after the final episode as part of a teaser for season 3
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>>563472241
Backliner ult for straights, so they can function on tracks where Pump and MPB don't work
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>>563472506
I was expecting a different form of convincing but sure I'll spare a few pulls
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>>563472592
You will use it for Tworos. There is simply not enough corner for Pump to be reliable.
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>>563472304
YUP
I'm thinking sex
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https://youtu.be/jIWKEZDlPU0?si=KmCkbPW5_BLIzp-o quick palate cleanser from all the demonic Curren posting
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GeminII, not Tworos.
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am i a piece of shit if i think some ults not working on certain tracks is a bunch of balloony? like i get a sprinter shouldn't do good in long, but at the very least the ult should still procc
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>>563471085
Brian is so unbelievably cute that my heart could explode at any moment
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>>563469771
there is someone out there making underwear mods, saw an image of a group of umas in calvin klein underwear on twitter sometime ago.
there must be a hidden discord. Really i'd just like a mod that replaces the school swimsuits with two pieces
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I think I'm better off removing NHK from my schedule, this race is a coin toss
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>>563472843
Nishino's ult procs. It just doesn't do anything.
There are uniques that just don't proc on certain tracks, and while it makes sense that you wouldn't be able to run at your full potential sometimes, it doesn't feel very good mechanically. Uniques will get even more specific, though, not less
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>>563473039
>no more "if losing, win" ults
ogurin game
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>pull seiun with a tenner
>pull nishino with a 2x tenner
Now I have to suffer through massive FOMO, it feels so fucking bad to have this many carats and nothing to pull. I was expecting to get at least 20 10x pulls in total but I only got 3. Feels fucking bad man, I won't get my fix until Maruzensky. I genuinely feel sick, I have the urge to just PULL on a dead banner for the thrill of it but I can't. It was over way too soon
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>>563473256
Complete the spark.
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does xoguri need gold head-on
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Christ I'm going all the way without even a single *3 other than the sparks. Fuck cykagames for this rigging.
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>>563473203
please.... don't look
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>>563473256
Nishino is a MUST PULL or get bricked
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>>563473407
Grim...
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cygames ceo here. sweepy chads are safe. i use it myself
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>>563473407
I sparked 3 banners and all I got apart from pity was Biwa (2) and both Teio versions. Was so full of rage and hatred that I quit for months and then when I came back I got like 7 umas just off the 1st anni rolls.
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*steals your spark virginity*
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>torena, my head hurts like super bad. I think I've been thinking too much. can we fuck before practice today? your fat dick always like, numbs my brain, makes me all fuzzy and chill. I don't think I can practice today without a tranq shot from torena's cock.
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>Enough is enough. You are not using my dick as a crutch every time you step on the track. Get your damn head straight girl. That lustful, lazy attitude will destroy any future you have in this sport.
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>>563474691
WHAT??? you think?? you should be more confident when making such a claim...!!
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Another "its over" face for my collection
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>>563473884
>lurk moar
Look, I get the sentiment. You want people to try to learn by observing without input. Unfortunately, there are certain things that are so niche that you don't really get chance to observe them, so when you do encounter them, you're left beyond bewildered and without any additional sightings to learn from.
All I've gathered is that these terms are different classifications of loli, and even that I'm not sure about.
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>normalfag
Yeah, in my eight years here, I've come to the conclusion that I am PROBABLY the most normal permanent resident on this site. Love ya weirdos though, keep it up.
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You're just a bumbling retard
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>>563475025
mental illness
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>you're just a bumbling retard
I wouldn't be on a site full of 'em if I wasn't.
Truthfully I'm just so tired that Googling didn't even come to mind. I'm going to bed now.
Sorry for the trouble.
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>>563471586
She has "the look". The short feathery white hair that I'm a sucker for, that Wife #1 and Wife #2 both have.
That's about it. I'm not too fond of needy girls like curren. She just looks nice and reminds me of home so long as she isn't talking.
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>>563475673
>Googling
Just use AI like a normal person.
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>>563475167
No, this schizo
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orenji
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>>563475897
post your 120 right now peanut gallery.
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>>563476090
Yes she is and Shiraoki sets you up with Fuku.
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>>563473203
Sure, Ogurin has a unique that always works, but it's hard to compete with some of the more specific ults when they do activate to their full potential
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>>563473704
>still have 40+ pulls for natie
I fucking love umaticket bros
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So for the next CM it's basically the same thing as 12 except everyone wants Red Shift?
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No. It's the same as CM1, so you can just re-use your team from 8 months ago.
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>no one posted Cafe this thread
why? Cafe is the flattest and sexiest creature in this game next to Suzuka
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Is that why they call herGold Shitty?
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>>563476457
>(Holiday) Oguri
>Maruzensky
>(Cheerleader) Nice Nature
Wait a minute...
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>>563475673
*smooch*
goodnight
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>needs meds
I can make her worse
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Can I get a smooch too?
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I can't believe my Special Needs is winning rooms against Oguris and Fronts, it feels like she shouldn't work.
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>>563476765
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>>563476209
picrel cums on insertion and doesn't stop cumming till a minute or so after you've finished and pulled out.
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>>563476927
Every Uma is for (you) if you believe hard enough.
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>guy in Eden (#1) followed me
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Why is she like this
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>>563476927
You tell me
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>>563476939
Late
My Ryan and Dober weren't winning much at all before I built her so I assume a speed ult is what makes her win.
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>"I saw Super Creek doing it to her trainer, so I wanted to do it to mine! See? It makes a heart shape because I love you!"
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>>563476765
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>>563477110
>inb4 poached again
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Personally my picks would be Air Shakur or Biwa Hayahide, assuming 9/11 isn't the end point of me being displaced in time. However, if it is, then Mayano Top Gun is a really smart choice overall. It seems very easy to adapt a plan as crazy as planting two incendiary bombs in the stairwells to detonate on the morning of 9/11 to prevent people from going to work as a date.
>>563476737
I'm 5 years your junior, ウンク.
>>563476790
Nice.
Do you think you could convince Air Shakur to make a videogame with you? Personally, I don't think I can, but I'd try anyways... and probably get berated for my shitty code.
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it look's like it's exactly the same
https://umamusu.wiki/Manhattan_Cafe#tabber-tabpanel-Original_Design-0
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>>563477463
Rice wouldn't say that
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>tfw no /uma/dacchi boyfriend to compliment my outfit and pound my bussy
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It's darker colors, that's it.
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>tfw no /uma/dacchi boyfriend to flatline with
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>>563477124
Tell me,
Why does Creek have the biggest hips?
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shooting small lines of semen while I fill his bussy
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why has /uma/ suddenly gotten so gay the past two days?
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Bought a mirror when I already had Charming award
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>>563477843
Studies reveal that there are certain days of the months were men are the most horny, and when you're horny your local dacchi next door starts looking like a delicious petite uma, it's that or fuck a horse
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>>563477473
You don't know what a "real" beta design is like
I miss her every day
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>>563477843
the younger generation is starting to post more, and as you know we're all gay
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>speed
>mile
>1* redshift
Aw fuck. usable for CM13?
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I am inclined to agree that the art is pretty great but obviously when it got transferred over to uma with its own art style you can't really keep that. would be cool if they made a vn with cafe solving paranormal mysteries and had that artist do the portraits tho.
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The Rice slander stops NOW
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>>563477624
>oniisama... Raisu is just so happy that we could finally become a real family, hehe!
>You won't abandon Rice, will you? You'll come back again and again?
>that would make Rice happy forever!
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Anon, you're in danger near me.
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Turning Rice into a broodmare!
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>>563477843
YOU CAN BLAME MANT FOR THIS
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This is a reminder that if you don't roll for King you are literally gay. A homosexual. GAY GAY GAY.
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>selector on lucky tidings Fuku
>fist run
>double sleep deprived, night owl pre-junior debut
>refuses to win Asahi stakes with A in mile
>fails a 2% wit training early January
What the absolute fuck Shiraoki-sama
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>only 30 tickets and 20 10-pulls for flower wife
thank fucking god, now I'm set for cb, tachyon and ramonu
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>>563478426
>pulling for a skin that shows no skin
lmaoI will wait until she spooks me while pulling for Sweepy
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Nishino just came out and there are still homosexuals posting in this general?
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Imagine holding a dacchi the size of Nishino flower
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>>563478487
*2 10-pulls
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Which way Vodka-kun?
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Odds I pour one more 10 roll for Nishino banner today
Evens I skip
7 I roll until I get her
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>>563478201
Rice would say this
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Dantsu Paizuri
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>>563478781
I used her for 2 CMs and she jobbed in both
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I will do my best to control myself.
Tomorrow! For sure.
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>luckshit a decent nishino parent early enough to be a shiny new thing
>28 new followers in two hours
It's that easy, huh. I can taste the points already
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>>563475673
I remember the first time I stumbled into a loli thread on /a/, it was on Ryuuou no Oshigoto, and anons were shitposting about which Ai was better than which Ai and whether Ginko was a shit or not. But that argument taught me JS/JC/JK/DK (aka "hags") and I've never forgotten it.
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>>563478781
Thanks to her, I discovered that I don't like training front runners.
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>>563479073
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>>563478798
If rice is such a pure innocent girl why does she give you this look when she ults?
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>>563476694stop 9/11
how am I supposed to stop Mossad and the US Government?
I guess I bring along Mayano and we work something out as best we can!
IKUUU YOOOOOO
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>>563478378
I'VE ALREADY SAID IT WASN'T OUR FAULT
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>>563479012
please transfer some of your fuku's luck to my fuku kudasai
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STOP USING OGURI YOU ALL KEEP BLOCKING MY UMAS FROM WINNING WITH HER FAT ASS
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>>563479453
Okay!
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Which umas would outright REFUSE to stop sucking after you nut?
Pic probably related.
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>>563479004
School facilities are for educational and training purposes- NOT UMAPYOI. Do that in private on your off-time if you must (as consenting individuals over the age of 16). Continued rule breaking will result in restriction of facility usage for students and mandatory unpaid free use time in the "Bad Room" for instructors.
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>>563479491
Pease live with me.
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I main front and I don't use her. Only times I would run her is for parent runs. An accel unique might be great on paper, but you only really need enough accel to hit max speed as soon as late race begins, and also fronts with mid race uniques win more.
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Anon, she's basically a literal elementary school kid.
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>>563479535
Listen here bud. She can run any distance and surface with little investment. I will use her every CM and you cant stop me.
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>Decide to try out the new Scarlet power card while going for the last two races I needed for my Biwa Completionist title
>Somehow get my first SS+ uma
It's always when you're not building an ace
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>>563479282
Mayano Top Gun unironically is probably the best pick for short term.
As for stopping 9/11, I also accept just delaying the attack. The easiest way to handle the attack is to just capture the terrorists, or kill them. I don't think the government is stupid enough to try again in the same day-or detonate any bombs in the towers without an obvious impact, or what have you.
Since I can't even remember the name of my best friend from middle school though, I think I'd rather try to mitigate the deaths then attempt the "capture the terrorists before the plot happens" route.
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>>563479535
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>>563479776
I fucking hate hippie bullshit
no pride, no patriotism, no honor, no excellence, no virtue, just psychadelics and shitty music
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>>563475335
How about this one
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>>563479491
are you a manlet or a womanlet?
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>>563479804
Oguri, that's not a lot of protein...
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>>563479830
Gratz on Biwa completionist. Welcome to the comp club bro.
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K-Kowai.
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>>563479581
Beg and squirm all you want
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I WILL continue to do umapyoi and goo goo babies with my trainee (after hours)
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posting a pure umadol to counter the whorren filth
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so what decks are you using for xoguri
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>>563480045
fine motion fucked me out of speed star but I didn't think she'd be doing THAT bad
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>>563479865
how can one man be so based?
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>>563475335
What you call smugness is what we call acceptance.
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>>563479825
Dont this retard have work or school to do, is he a full time umatuber? How the fuck did he end up buying clocks already while I still have a thousand clocks left
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>>563480124
Posti--ACK
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JPfags, can red desire see cafe's friend?
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>>563480127
Dober...actually that might be likely, she had 10 kids.
Pasa...
>tfw I was going to post pasa titjob porn but catbox temporarily has anon uploads blocked
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>>563479865
>he's a chud
Reminder that in the society of elites and ubermensch you would not be in it. You would get killed for being a schizo always whining on the internet.
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>>563480275
He dropped out of college (still had to pay tuition) to pursue full time Uma content creation. Theres a livestream where MooMooCows made him cry because MooMoo was making fun of VF about it
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>>563480137
this with speed and power sparks because I don't got much else
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Post something cute
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>>563480283
>wish I could spark her
Use THAT
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>>563471190
What is the coolest line Brian has ever said?
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>>563480390
I think uma actually did better for the world. iirc anons said he was studying as a nurse or doctor or something
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good morning umadacchi
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>>563480641
Good night, you're going back to sleep.
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Plus Teio(new), Taiki, Dance Sky(new)
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>>563480362
>tfw I was going to post pasa titjob porn but catbox temporarily has anon uploads blocked
nyo...
I forgot to add the umas who job or silver/bronze collectors, they would take their anger out by sucking you dry
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>>563480587
>he doesn't love his country
mine is fucking retarded and I love mine, I pity faggots like you. Love of one's own is a beautiful thing, noble even
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>>563480373
Well yeah but just look at this
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>>563480587
you are cringe
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>>563480792
Two proud flesh shields for the pedophile elite
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Im so horny for juvenile fillies
https://exhentai.org/g/3839645/3d54be1065/
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>>563480568
I can't choose...
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>>563480262
She does look different but that was likely intentional on Cygames' part
>Behave
Not particularly? She still has the basic elements of her personality (eats a lot, clueless country bumpkin, strong racer). Don't think they really changed much about her character
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h-hoeh...
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>Hey anon, your trainee isnt with you today?
>nee, why don't you hang out with us a little
What to do
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>>563480840
Wait why did I say Dober, I meant Doto!
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How pure is Super Creek?
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>>563480889
15% power gain btw
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>>563480919
Honestly, at this point in my life, I'd just do it to get a daughter without needing the hassle of dealing with an actual woman / 3D wife. Would probably make me filthy rich too like she just joins a sports team and crushes it.
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>>563480934
most of my leaders ought to be hanged and my government ought to be overthrown
I still love my country. and I would never want to live anywhere else.
Patriotism when properly directed is a fine virtue, and it's apparently one you know nothing about. Sad.
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Um2 doesn't work on CM13.
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>we're getting political already
Dober, why?
... welp, here's my two cents: The government does not make a country. A country usually makes the government, though in our increasingly globalized age, it's less the country and more its neighbors that make the government. You can love a country dearly, and would willingly die to protect the men, women, and children of the country, while not wanting to die for those who make up the ruling class.
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>Patriotism when properly directed
This is your issue. Your patriotism isn't properly directed. Your patriotism stems from being told as a child to look at your flag and sing the national anthem, and a sense of tribalism.
If you were born in a shithole brown country you would be a Muslim jihadist.
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>>563481007
purer than the driven snow, her love is incredible. I will give her pic related
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>>563480919
nigger what is wrong with you
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>>563481096
You will lose the little human rights you had
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>>563480919
I don't see why not. Sounds like a good idea
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nta but if he was born in a brown shithole he would be way more likely to be just blindly patriotic and nationalistic because from what I know from every Indo online, the shittier the country is the less willing you are to criticize it. Being self-critical is a priveldge of living in a relatively stable country.
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>patriotism specifically means advocating for the current establishment bwo
Patriotism is vigorous devotion to the country. It has nothing to do with the establishment.
I do not have devotion to the people who claim they rule over me with my best interests, I have a love of the people around me that make the country, and the culture they and their ancestors have built together.
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>>563481258
and your trainees might develop a cuckquean fetish, but it's alright, you just have to send her some pics after you're done with her friends
>>563481302
It's funny how burgers only understand nationalism as "Being a blind follower of the current goverment", if you're really a nationalist it's guaranteed that you want to overthrow your current goverment, because all of them are puppet states
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I rather you clowns talk about cocks than politics
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>>563481345
niggers are part of your "country" dumb faggot. Anybody that cares about countries or religion is subhuman. Only race matters. Nothing else.
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>>563481167
nigger you don't know anything about me and you don't have a clue where my love of country and my people comes from.
but go on, try and argue more that it's better to despise your own rather than love it and work to make it better, and take pride in the good that's there. You resentful, ugly little shit.
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>>563481380
yeah I didn't read anything, I just know my country is better than everyone elses. desuwa~
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Do guts build not work for late surgers? I went ahead and built one for my Pace but unsure about my other 2 aces
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>>563481380
maybe if these small and femenine dacchis stoped teasing and just posted a picture we would!
>>563481420
Race is attached to Nation, teioretard
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>>563481345
the country is the establishment. bwo. societal culture is something else. the two separated a long time ago. for example taiwan still uses the roc flag. but they are definitely not the same culture. being patriotic means advocating for the party. really nothing to do with culture or anything. if thats the case countries wouldnt let immigrants in.
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>>563481445
I WILL be emigrating to the Mejiro ethnostate, desuwa
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>>563481380
Same desu. Cocks are at least funny or the reactions of anons from it but politics is just lame
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how many mein kampf uma owners are there
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not everyone lives in a goy state with no culture ike you burgerdacchi
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>>563481538
you're more than welcome, so long as you have proper manners
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>>563481462
>maybe if these small and femenine dacchis stoped teasing and just posted a picture we would!
NO MORE COCKS
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>>563481345
>I do not have devotion to the people who claim they rule over me with my best interests, I have a love of the people around me that make the country, and the culture they and their ancestors have built together
based
>>563481206
if I was a drawfag I would make one for every uma
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>>563481302
While that is true, people with the ability to actually think, be critical, and analyze can break free from imposed beliefs thrown at you, and the fact remains that being given the privilege and still falling in to tribalistic tendencies shows what a twerp you are.
Frankly, the way I see it, there comes a point in your teen to young adult life where anyone with a semblance of above average IQ questions things and tries to confront uncomfortable truths. Your beliefs and ideas should start stemming from there.
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>You resentful, ugly little shit.
You started this conversation by complaining about one of the biggest music composers lacking patriotism and therefor hating him. Seems you can't even be self-critical.
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>>563481524
I see. Thanks guess I'll build my last 2 aces normally.
I've tested my Pace and she seemed to work although I missed the head-on so might redo
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>>563481616
I think McQueen is very graceful and elegant, and very good at restraining herself when she needs to bearound sweets
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It's been two weeks in trying to a 3* blue spark in Stam or Power with an Ignited PWR spark.
I still haven't gotten it.
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Kinda crazy from a tryhard perspective rolling for umas is effectively done for over a year. Of course you should roll for your favorites, but there's just... nothing. for a long time.
summer golshi is pure borrow bait and while rickey is good, training her is fucking miserable so... really, nothing else for a LONG time since whenever red skills roll around all the old umas become better than the new ones anyway.
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why do you assume we want your dick pics dober dacchi, we want to see that fat ass
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>>563481858
No it's because the top of her head isn't perfectly smooth like most of them.
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>>563481749
This kind of gives me an idea of an uma world where the only human males allowed to become a trainer are those with special sperm that can produce horse girls. Of course first you need to obtain your trainer license, and that impregnating a horse girl is prohibited or a crime unless you get said license.
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Because she is literally
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DON'T EVER DARE POST DICK PICS I'M OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW
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>>563481976
kitasan blanco you get free rolls so you could potentially just luckshit her, and I think classic suzuka is slightly preferred over swimsuit (when red skills come rather, swimsuit is better before that)
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my danchou and his club isn't /here/ I got it from a friend...
My previous club had a lot of guys who said they're gonna flatline until MANT is gone
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>>563481970
Mine can easily beat yours except not in a fight but on the bed
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>>563481976
Is kita blanco like, good?
I'm shocked I've never heard anyone post about her since I looked her up and her base kit is EVEN BETTER THAN VALENTINE BOURBON, like this looks nuts
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>>563480137
where did the "Belno and Jou are fucking" meme come from? Belno is kind of a nothing character outside of her support for Oguri, when our Ogurin is the one who starts having subtle feelings for Jou but decides to just see him as her trainer.
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Sky this is two careers in a row with Slacker GET IT TOGETHER
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>stand tall
Grass you shouldn't say that...
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>>563481837
Rolling for umas is nowhere near as important as rolling for cards. On the flipside, you only need to roll an uma ONCE for them to be viable while they demand multiple copies of a card for it to be useful
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>>563482223
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>>563482328
dicta = soccer boy, owner told cygames to fuck off
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AIIIEEEEE
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>>563482415
anon you realize most horse owners are like 80+ year old giga boomers?
How do you think some ULTRA old fucks would react to "hey can we make your beloved horse an anime girl who wants to fuck her trainer?"
The most noteworthy incident of this was king kamehameha, who was literally in the original intro of uma musume and intended to be a launch main character, but the owner told cygames to fuck off
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took that which uma are you quiz finally
got golshi.
I knew going in. I knew the whole quiz from the questions being asked. This quiz sucks balls and was a waste of time.
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>>563482468
It's when you oshi a God.
Real answer is that Oshi got bastardized by retards who can't decide 1 favorite to stan, so they made another word to use like Oshi was used
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>>563482468
Kami means God
oshi means yummy
Therefore Yummy God
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AG3sPhSSL6E
She only has eyes for Vodka.
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