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>Global Game News
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Current Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"
Current Rate Up Trainee: Nishino Flower (3*), Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)
Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Daiwa Scarlet (Power), SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT), SR Sweep Tosho (Wit)
Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000m
Current Event: Ligne Droite Story Event
>Schedule
03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards
04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)
04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)
04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/2000
04/26 - Golshi Week Celebration
04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)
04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event
04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)
https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Lucky Lilac (3*), SSR Aston Machan, SR Hishi Amazon
New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" released

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Ichiban.
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Grass
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Sexo with onii-chan
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SEX WITH NISHINO FLOWER
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Mayano can have her own anime now, right, trainer?
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>>563468861
Sex
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>>563468773
This thread is demonic. Leave while you can. It's not worth your immortal soul
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Reminder that it's your duty as a trainer to make sure that your trainees sexual needs are being sufficiently met .
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Obey Your Master my beloved...
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uuuh translators?
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>>563468821
/uma/ is Curren's general!
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it's been 1 hour and i'm still on hopeless stakes
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Tfw too many items and not enough opportunities to use them by the end of the career
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I hope her parents didn't mind the noise
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lowkey need that 200 clock stimulus package
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>>563468913
Tracen is full of succubus
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>>563468982
they were cheering you two on
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>>563468913
Do you want me to get them magazines or whatever?
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>>563468885
Curren-chan did nothing wrong
/uma/ was literally summoning real demons that drains energy with those vivid dreams and tulpas
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Starting my ryan parent career at 7:40 PDT
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>>563468913
hmm hmm HMM~
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>>563468861
big butt
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>use team sirius card
>recreation stats are nice but destroys friendship training in junior year
>the rainbow landing is random
>if you want to use it for summer you have to skip racing a G1
>5 RB
I dunno guys this card seems like ass. Do I really want to use it over a MLB SR card?
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i trust my boss mare curren chan to protect me
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>>563468945
Curren 4Chan game
Curren 4Chan general
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What an evil-looking creature...
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>>563468773
KILL CURREN
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>>563468934
>this also happened with Fuku
what's wrong with these fags?
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>>563469030
when I posted my lucid dream guide I didn't mean for you retards to SUMMON DEMONS AND SUCCUBI
GOD DAMN
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No...
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>>563469186
yes, with our kids
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>>563469112
Nyoo~
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>>563469084
Fine Motion's story has warmed me up to Shakur to the point where I kind of want to roll for her now
she's literally me, an abrasive autistic schizoid
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Please do not lewd Nishino, in the light of recent events /uma/ danchous have collectively decided that they do not want to this sub to be associated with ironic pedophilia.

When you post "UOOOOH" or stuff like >>563468867 people will think this:

>They would cuddle while watching anime cartoons on his cell phone and he would kiss her chest, legs, and stomach, the court filing alleged.

>The pair began having intercourse and oral sex in February, the charging documents said.

>She alleged that they had sex during approximately half of their weekly visits and that every sexual act between them took place at the studio.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15726775/steven-burnisky-taekwondo-assault-pennsylvania.html

Let's keep things under control okay? Why aren't Taikis milkers enough?
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>>563468794
DOTO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>563469121
Was your tutorial to wake up after 90 minutes of regular sleep before going back to sleep again
If so it didn't work
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>>563469082
curren is cute
she pretends to be a histrionic self-obsessed woman, and kind of is, but she's a genuinely kind, sweet girl.
And she's very cute too.
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>>563468883
>>563469061
love
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>>563468934
What's wrong?
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Grass is ugly and a dumb weeb.
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>>563469121
I missed the guide, could you post it again please and thanks?
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uoh
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>>563469306
and kissing
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why does oguri's belly rub animation give me a boner
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>>563469258
no, it was the centering exercise you repeat 30x/day for 3 weeks
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>>563468885
>>563469030
>>563469121
No wonder /uma/ loves cock so much now.
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fucking cunt
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>>563469414
You're a feeder
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>>563469330
Grass is a beautiful and smart yamato nadeshiko
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>>563469121
Summons anons in cosplay to my bedside instead
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So you guys are rolling for wedding curren right?
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>>563469287
She sounds kind of nice when you put it like that.
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>>563469457
That's rape
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Curren Chan should visit me tonight
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What summoned all the devil worshippers?
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>>563469335
why not
>>563216349
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>>563469508
Why would I marry a succubus?
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Where the fuck are the uma mods
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>>563469358
lots of kissing
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Curren domination.
>>563469583
Hey dweeb!
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>>563469508
I'm waiting for the next batch of daily legend races to get her original... Would've bought the anni selector for her but I knew she would be useless during MANT
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>>563469457
be happy, she's home now
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>>563469498
I will be going in without hesitation
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>>563469583
We are all agents of Shiraoki, you just don't understand it yet
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>>563469587
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boysex
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>>563469603
Curren used her demonic powers to send them to hell so she can take over. /uma/ was warned but you didn't listen so live with the consequences of your actions
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>>563469603
Crying for mods won't save you from Curren idk what mods are there even for uma
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>>563469583
>*mogs you*
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Yes, I think I should buy Carats for Nishino...
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>>563469306
love her big butt
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for year 1 there was a great image of a chart listing every significant event, exactly how many carats and shards and free pulls to expect in all events the whole year. is there a modern version for the currently upcoming content?
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>>563469442
>a Currenposter betrays and cucks Mambo
>a Currenposters turns /uma/ gay using demonic dream propaganda
I'm nyooooooooticing...............
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I wish I was able to dream.
The only way I can have dreams is that if I wake up and go to sleep again, but when I do that I tend to oversleep and wake up at 2pm.
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>>563469615
kissing her big butt
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UOOOOOOHHHH TOT
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>>563469615
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Should I be soulless and ticket Oguri Xmas or get Meijiro Dober and flop this CM?
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>>563469587
Thanks anon, will try it out.
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>her name isn't Curren but actually Chan??wwwwwwwww
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>>563469898
retard you do have dreams, you just don't remember them
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>>563469938
Name 1 attractive thing about this character.
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>>563469603
We don't need mods where we're going
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>>563469247
She goofed up again...
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>>563469998
Her hate filled eyes
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>>563469698
why do you think I started doing lucid dream prep again after abandoning it for over 10 years?
It was to make pic related a somnatic reality.
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>>563469852
Truly Devilish and befitting! I worry for those that are actually creating tulpa though not just lucid dreaming.
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>>563469805
Don't do it. I've already spent too much and got nothing. It's not worth it
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>>563469771
Just checked gamebanana and there isn't even a full page of mods
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>>563470047
Is she also an insufferable asshole in her story/career or just in card events?
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>>563469898
don't discount the power of auto-suggestion.
Many times throughout the day (and I mean all the fucking time, like every 5 minutes) tell yourself (and really mean it, fully intend this) "I will remember my dream." Do this for weeks and you'll start to remember them.
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If you think about it Spe and Oguri probably have the rankest farts and when they shit they clog the toilet.
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Should I even roll nishino cunny if I only play lates and fronts
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I got spooked by Ballroom Sky, let's play her career. But first...
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>>563470005
Oh Doto you're so silly. Of all places of your face to land to, it's on my dick!
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>>563469981
Nope. I can know when I had a dream, even if I don't remember it.
If you don't reach the STERM sleep level you just close your eyes and instantly wake up on the morning
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>>563470240
>daily pulls
Sure why not
>spark
lol no
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>>563470198
She mellows up after losing a certain race with some modest (You) pandering
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>>563470240
No
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>>563469949
do not use it for any wicked shit or contracting with demons. I don't want to have to call an exorcist or some dumbassery like that
NO TULPAS NO SUCCUBI
be good now, ne?
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>>563470240
If you really really like her
there's also the argument that her unique is usable when you're running multiple fronts at the same time but otherwise, she won't be of much use to you
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>>563469186
Why does she keep looking at me like that...
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I'll never get tired of your goofy ass way of talking, Brian
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>>563469938
WELL...?
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VGH MEN
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>>563470047
tfw no hatred filled gf to commit heinous acts to/with and bond over your crippling misanthropy
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>first real run in 2 days
>immediate fat fuck condition
For fuck's sake.
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>>563469969
>her name is Smart Falcon but she isn't, actually, you know......?
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>>563470460
you vill press the infirmary button
it's not that different from resting if you're in junior year and racing a lot
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>>563469314
same text string happened twice in a row
look at the right
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>>563470507
A Falconmusume?
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>>563470460
Bro your metabolism...
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>>563470507
her name is falcon, actually
smart is the crown name
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>>563470173
>gamebanana
holy fuck I didn't think of that website in over a decade
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>>563470578
She doesn't wear a crown.
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What are the next meta umas to roll for?
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>>563470556
hayabusume
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>>563470460
I discovered by accident that if you train stamina, fat fuck condition goes away.
I've done it twice with stamina, not sure if it works with other trainings like power/guts/speed/wit too
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>>563470362
But a succubi sounds fun.
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>>563470362
I remember back in the day reading about people who switched with their tulpas
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>>563470371
>big nige suzu
>big nige palmer
>actual front ace with A&S, NSM and nishino's unique
Devilish
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>>563470695
Any training, low chance. You got very lucky
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>>563470698
Sounds frightening
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>>563470362
Oh wow. I'm part of that chain still. Maybe that means I should try it too but my sleep is so beyond horrible. I'd probably shokan Cthulu to the real world in my state.
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>>563470198
Just in cards and events, you aren't her trainer after all
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is hachimi safe now
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My tsundere act for curren is falling apart
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>>563470741
FUCK YOU CYGAMES
FUCK YOU CYGAMES
I thought it was a sure thing, it worked immediately both times, once after racing twice and once as soon as Seiun turned into the fat fuck
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>>563470851
No, but still no bans
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>>563470634
She also isn't a Falcon...
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>>563470785
Why does nobody uoh over Teio or Taishin
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>>563469314
The dialog was doubled.
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>>563470507
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CM12 lobby
99449660
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>>563470887
because they're not JS-coded?
duh?
really, only Nishino is, *maybe* Sweep too.
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>>563470982
sweep is a JC
the only other JS that skipped grades is Vivlos
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>>563470887
Plenty of people uoh Teio but yeah nobody does that to Taishin because she's a midget not a loli
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>>563469508
I already pulled for her base and is satisfied with it.
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>>563470887
Teio isn't really UOOH coded
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>>563471046
I do this every time they fail a 2% training
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>>563470969
I THINK YOU'RE DUMB ILLITERATE NIGGER USING ALL THOSE RETARDED ABBREVIATIONS KILL YOURSELF PIERO SCARUFFI
GOD I HATE ITALIANS
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>>563470887
teio is a BRAT
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Cuteka...
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>>563469238
Yeah, she doesn't seem too bad. I liked her in the Ligne Droit story as well.
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I CANT FUCKING WAIT UNTIL MAY
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>>563470173
>>563469771
I feel like theres an uma nude mod discord server somewhere out there. I hope people ITT would share them.
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>>563471069
that makes sense, Rice, Mayano, and Sweepy all seem pretty solidly JC.
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>need to farm ALL SIX GREEN SKILLS PER ACE RUN WITH HER
lmfao FUCK THAT

If I lose to her in a dirt CM I'll just accept it
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do you think anybody has ever committed suicide by umamusume by running out onto the track and colliding with one or getting trampled?
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cm12 status?
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>>563471127
>>563471139
Well shit case in point
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>>563471230
rice is a JK actually
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>>563471190
Vodka is a DORK and not cool at all. She tries too hard
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>>563471127
>t. Beatles fan
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>>563470786
>I'd probably shokan Cthulu to the real world in my state.
SAN-chi pinchi! SAN-chi pinchi! (x15)
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Uooh... Umadacchi!
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>>563471085
>one piece swimsuit
ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssex
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>>563471218
This is my fetish and I hate that no good hypnosis content gets made anymore
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>>563470887

Taishin is a moody tsundere without the dere, its why I love her
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>>563471246
jordan SEX
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>>563471272
yeah but she doesn't look like one, even S tier hot fanart of her like pic related ages her up into JK
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>>563471305
SONS OF BITCHES SONS OF BITCHES GAY HORSE GAY HORSE I WANNA GAY HORSE
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>>563471252
been ready since cm11
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It's stam + guts = 1400 this time right?
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>>563471471
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What's so great about Curren Chan-chan anyway? Name 5 things you like about her
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>>563471471
>stam + guts = 1400
Thanks anon, I'm running it with 200 stam 1200 guts
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>>563471586
She is a sprinter for my TT team. She has okay affinity with Bakushin. She… uh… yeah.
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>>563471586
I want to put my dick inside her umanko.
I want to put my dick inside her ass.
I want to put my dick inside her mouth.
I want to put my dick inside her armpit.
I want to put my dick inside her her thighs.
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>>563471526
sex
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>>563471586
1. Everything about Curren Chan
2. Everything about Curren Chan
3. Everything about Curren Chan
4. Everything about Curren Chan
5. Everything about Curren Chan
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>>563471586
>Braindead career
>Cute
>Cute voice
>Nice tits
>Succubus
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>>563471390
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>>563471471
Nyo? As always it depends on what style you are doing, what skills you take (lol xoguri), what uma you take, if high wit and downhill.
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>>563471586
blowjob
naizuri
rimjob
gaslighting
manipulation
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>>563471586
nice to everyone
good clothes
calls me Big Sis sometimes
#StrawberryMilk
#Probably
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>Pulled Nishino in 10 pulls
>Now I have nothing to roll for for the next 3 months and I'm already sitting on 75k carats
I'm going to be a rich man.
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>>563471586
Ichiban kawaii
Calculated cute
Faithfully waited for (You) since her childhood
Playfully high energy
completely overlaps with Shiratama from Makeine in my head to the point I can't separate them
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I will have sexual intercourse with Tokai Teio with the goal of conception. No protection will be used. Every round of intercourse will end in insemination. Intercourse will be especially frequent right before and during ovulation, to maximize odds of fertilization. Every measure, including rest, stress management, and proper nutrition, will be taken to help ensure implantation and successfully carrying our child to term. Even after confirmed pregnancy, coitus will continue within the bounds prescribed by doctors, albeit occurring no less frequently. Concerted effort will be focused on skincare; many women stress about stretch marks during their first pregnancy, and aiding in preventing skin degradation is a good bonding opportunity between mother and father.
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>>563471586
I like her WIT card
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>>563471384
This entire conversation is like listening to a bunch of Portuguese speakers converse when you only speak Spanish.
I do not understand what the fuck these acronyms mean and I don't even know how I'd go about looking into what they mean.
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>>563470884
Holy shit, how do I force cygay to start sweepy bans already so that I can finally use Hachimi+Hakuraku
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>>563471586
I can relate to her being a social media butterfly
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>>563471896
It won't ever happen. Just take the risk
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>>563471880
I really like her WIT card
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>>563471896
Just spend enough money bwo
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>>563471896
If they ban sweepy at this point they are almost certainly banning Hachimi. Just stop being a pussy and use it.
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>>563471845
You're rolling for King Cheerleader faggot or you die.
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>>563472127
Convince me she's a first rate pick
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my heart
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I'm hard
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>>563472127
Natie* Cheerleader
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>>563470698
That's a crazy brain trick. Create a gigachad tulpa and then trick your brain into thinking (You) are actually the tulpa. It's still actually you.
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>>563471849
Damn she's cute. I forgot to watch it.
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>>563472127
I'm going to be rolling for Natie though. King should decide if she'll spook me or not
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>>563472304
I need to hump Creek's butt
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>>563472313
she's not in the anime nor will she be in season 2, at best a short appearance after the final episode as part of a teaser for season 3
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>>563472367
Filing assault charges as we speak
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>>563472264
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>>563472241
Backliner ult for straights, so they can function on tracks where Pump and MPB don't work
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behold the best 1st shop
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>>563472506
basically a sprint unique for late. it's very niche
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>>563472506
they gave encroaching shadow to her as a unique lmaooooooooooo
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>>563472506
I was expecting a different form of convincing but sure I'll spare a few pulls
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>>563472592
You will use it for Tworos. There is simply not enough corner for Pump to be reliable.
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>>563472304
YUP
I'm thinking sex
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https://youtu.be/jIWKEZDlPU0?si=KmCkbPW5_BLIzp-o quick palate cleanser from all the demonic Curren posting
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>>563472721
>>563472592
GeminII, not Tworos.
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>>563471378
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am i a piece of shit if i think some ults not working on certain tracks is a bunch of balloony? like i get a sprinter shouldn't do good in long, but at the very least the ult should still procc
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lots of sexless losers itt dont realise the people are already shipping nishino with seiun kek
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>>563471085
Brian is so unbelievably cute that my heart could explode at any moment
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>>563472843
That's completely understandable. I trained a Doto for last sprint CM only to realize her unique doesn't proc at all
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is it possible to use shaders on uma? to make the lighting mroe realistic
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>>563471224
>>563469771
there is someone out there making underwear mods, saw an image of a group of umas in calvin klein underwear on twitter sometime ago.
there must be a hidden discord. Really i'd just like a mod that replaces the school swimsuits with two pieces
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I think I'm better off removing NHK from my schedule, this race is a coin toss
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>>563472843
Nishino's ult procs. It just doesn't do anything.
There are uniques that just don't proc on certain tracks, and while it makes sense that you wouldn't be able to run at your full potential sometimes, it doesn't feel very good mechanically. Uniques will get even more specific, though, not less
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>>563473039
>no more "if losing, win" ults
ogurin game
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Did 100 pulls for Nishino and got Jordan and XOguri... She's not THAT important like witGAWD said, right?
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>pull seiun with a tenner
>pull nishino with a 2x tenner
Now I have to suffer through massive FOMO, it feels so fucking bad to have this many carats and nothing to pull. I was expecting to get at least 20 10x pulls in total but I only got 3. Feels fucking bad man, I won't get my fix until Maruzensky. I genuinely feel sick, I have the urge to just PULL on a dead banner for the thrill of it but I can't. It was over way too soon
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>>563471378
She's too stupid to legally consent
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>>563472939
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>>563473256
Complete the spark.
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does xoguri need gold head-on
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Christ I'm going all the way without even a single *3 other than the sparks. Fuck cykagames for this rigging.
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>>563473203
please.... don't look
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>>563471896
Hachimi will be banned years before Icarus gets touched let alone sweepy. Modifying the game is just that big of a red flag
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>>563473256
Nishino is a MUST PULL or get bricked
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>>563473393
No, the fur on her head is always gray, no matter what.
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>>563473256
He shills pace because there will be free pulls on strong pace-centric cards. If you are F2P or adjacent, it's probably a good idea to spark
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>>563472839
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>>563473256
Remember last sprint CM where no one has a workable accel and pure gamba? Next sprint CM everyone and their mom will have her accel
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>>563473393
Not really
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>>563473478
Rudolf...
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>>563473407
Grim...
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cygames ceo here. sweepy chads are safe. i use it myself
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I got unbanned from umatter
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#stargazinggoals
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>>563473327
too stupid to understand consent laws either which is why she rapes
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If I have to spark flower I'll have to say goodbye to cheerleader Natie...
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I want more in-game Oguri Cap stories. She is very very cute.

Also, 146 more Mejiros.
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>>563473374
>>563473454
>>563473513
>>563473530
sigh... back to the gacha trenches I guess...
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Sniff Chrono
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I never fucking get a 3* distance when I'm actually doing parent runs. Fuck you Cyjews
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Nishino Flower is the first uma to push me all the way to spark. Her ult better involve her coming out of the screen and sucking my dick or witGAWD is nothing but a witFRAUD.
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>>563473704
Obviously you spark Nishino and buy Naties fig
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>>563471887
lurk moar
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>>563473407
I sparked 3 banners and all I got apart from pity was Biwa (2) and both Teio versions. Was so full of rage and hatred that I quit for months and then when I came back I got like 7 umas just off the 1st anni rolls.

you know what to do anon...
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>>563473873
>this hot glue magnet is cheaper than a spark
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>>563471887
Because you're a normalfag and that's ok
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>>563473821
*steals your spark virginity*
>hehe, torena is so weak
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Jiggie please.
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AAAIIEEEEEEE NO NO DON'T GIVE ME A 3* SPARK ON AN URA FINALE CAREER SAVE IT FOR MANT
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>>563473961
it's not okay, he should fuck off
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>>563474008
it will always be funny to me that this guy got his account terminated after he started drawing NTR.
Talk about divine punishment
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>>563474008
The bottom right frame where shes kissing the top of your head is really hot
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>>563472446
Nooooooooooo I really like her design...
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>>563473680
>>563473327
>>563471378
>torena, my head hurts like super bad. I think I've been thinking too much. can we fuck before practice today? your fat dick always like, numbs my brain, makes me all fuzzy and chill. I don't think I can practice today without a tranq shot from torena's cock.
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>>563474263
I can only get so erect
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been losing alot of races as nishino flower. starting to think her ult is actually shit
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YOU JUST HAD TO MENTION IT DIDN'T YOU
THAT ONE WORD
I'M EITHER THINKING OF THAT ALL THE TIME OR POPPING 500 TABS
sorry for yelling
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>>563474008
Need a JS toy to hug me and say that everything is going to be alright
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>>563474358
My only race where she lost and I did the medium G1s as well was during the March sprint G1. Maybe her ult just doesnt work on that track.
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why do random umas pamper my trainee like that
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>>563474263
>Enough is enough. You are not using my dick as a crutch every time you step on the track. Get your damn head straight girl. That lustful, lazy attitude will destroy any future you have in this sport.
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>>563474584
she's a cute little girl, that's why
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>>563472264
And you are in my club I think.
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>Lala watches a comedy routine on TV and does her tsukkomi shit to it and gets a sore throat and a mood down
...please.
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So is it just hopeless if you don't have Oguri? Should I just give up and try to aim for B group this time? I don't want to go 0/40...
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>>563471586
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>>563474804
>Cafe's child is 10000 years away
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>>563474804
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>>563474836
FALCONFAGS AVERT YOUR EYES
DONT LOOK
DONT LOOK!!!
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>>563474804
Spotted the raped
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>>563474801
>no hog
Get your participation carats or go to open league
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>>563473821
god I hate your tranny ass so much
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>>563474691
WHAT??? you think?? you should be more confident when making such a claim...!!
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>>563474801
play triple fronts or triple late
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Haven't seen you in a while but I cannot risk this run.
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Is it ok for xoguri to run u=ma3, operation cacao, corner recovery and triple 7s as the 4 recoveries?
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>>563474801
go maximum gamble with one late + double dom
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>>563474909
which one the one with puppet?
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>>563473912
I mean at least you got *3...It's really tempting to quit but my wife is usable for the entirety of MANT so I'm stuck with sunk cost...
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>>563475131
>u=ma3
bwo got evolved skills cygames ban his ass
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>>563475167
that's a dog
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>>563475167
no, the big ahoge girl who admires vodka
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>>563475131
>operation cacao
requires 1st to 4th
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>>563474263
I wish women were this horny bwos
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>>563474801
Late and fronts can compete but they're nowhere near as consistent as Oguri is.
Late especially can just lose from a bad room comp even if they have decent mid race, but overall they can win rooms.
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Another "its over" face for my collection
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>>563473884
>lurk moar
Look, I get the sentiment. You want people to try to learn by observing without input. Unfortunately, there are certain things that are so niche that you don't really get chance to observe them, so when you do encounter them, you're left beyond bewildered and without any additional sightings to learn from.
All I've gathered is that these terms are different classifications of loli, and even that I'm not sure about.

>>563473961
>normalfag
Yeah, in my eight years here, I've come to the conclusion that I am PROBABLY the most normal permanent resident on this site. Love ya weirdos though, keep it up.
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Uh oh someone's having a melty
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>>563475206
oh dang
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>>563475246
too smug
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>>563475131
Why wouldn't you play Hydrate?
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>>563475254
You're just a bumbling retard
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>>563475254
Post your balls.
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>>563475025
mental illness
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>>563474584
if you think about that dialogue in a different way it sounds like you've been denying her of umapyoi
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my personal favourite? jd
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>>563475131
Or you could just use hydrate instead of cacao like a normal person and be consistent 99% of the time.
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>>563475239
They are. Just not for (You)
or me
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>>563475493
Yeah i would
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>>563475493
Who taught you this Haru?!?!
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>>563475493
time to search for lewd daughter asmr
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>>563475441
>you're just a bumbling retard
I wouldn't be on a site full of 'em if I wasn't.
Truthfully I'm just so tired that Googling didn't even come to mind. I'm going to bed now.
Sorry for the trouble.
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>>563475493
urara died a virgin btw
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>>563471586
She has "the look". The short feathery white hair that I'm a sucker for, that Wife #1 and Wife #2 both have.
That's about it. I'm not too fond of needy girls like curren. She just looks nice and reminds me of home so long as she isn't talking.
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>>563475673
>Googling
Just use AI like a normal person.
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>>563475772
Haru confirmed pure maiden
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>>563475781
>jalterfag
>I'm not too fond of needy girls
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>>563475850
WIsh we had a Teio Melty filter.
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>>563475772
anal princess
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>>563475493
If I were Urara's trainer I would make her my daughterwife
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>>563475167
No, this schizo
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orenji
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>>563476061
Shiraoki isn't real
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>>563475979
no that's gold city
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>>563475235
>>563476048
Oh right she inherited the ahoge lol
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>>563475897
post your 120 right now peanut gallery.
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>>563476090
Yes she is and Shiraoki sets you up with Fuku.
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Umas that are weak to anal go
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>>563473203
Sure, Ogurin has a unique that always works, but it's hard to compete with some of the more specific ults when they do activate to their full potential
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>>563473704
>still have 40+ pulls for natie
I fucking love umaticket bros
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>>563476209
Seiun
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So for the next CM it's basically the same thing as 12 except everyone wants Red Shift?
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>>563475254
>2018fag
It should be a bannable offense to not lurk for at least 10 years minimum!
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>>563476327
EXPLODE ACCORDINGLY
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>>563476375
You'll also want Maestro
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>>563476375
No. It's the same as CM1, so you can just re-use your team from 8 months ago.
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>no one posted Cafe this thread
why? Cafe is the flattest and sexiest creature in this game next to Suzuka
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>>563476205
That's just Fuku indulging in self delusions. She needs medication
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>>563476101
Is that why they call her Gold Shitty?
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>>563476492
Everyone is busy masturbating to Nishino's Flower
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>>563476457
I don't even have my Umas from 8 months ago
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>>563476457
>(Holiday) Oguri
>Maruzensky
>(Cheerleader) Nice Nature
Wait a minute...
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>>563475673
*smooch*
goodnight
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Five fucking mood downs in one run, what are we doing here Lala?
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>>563476492
beta design was better
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You are now in the 90s with an umamusume of your choice.
Who are you bringing along to stop 9/11?
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>>563476209
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>>563476694
Unc, I wasn't born until 1998...
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>>563476643
There's beta design for her? I don't see it.
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>>563476503
>needs meds
I can make her worse
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>open club
>someone randomly uohs in public because of Nishino
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Can I get a smooch too?
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>>563476620
I want to give Natie a win next CM to make up for treating her like a slave last august.
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>>563476694
Air Shakur
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>>563476375
and goldshit is back in business
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I can't believe my Special Needs is winning rooms against Oguris and Fronts, it feels like she shouldn't work.
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is gold city for (you)?
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>>563476492
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>>563476893
Late or pace?
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>>563476765
No
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>>563476209
picrel cums on insertion and doesn't stop cumming till a minute or so after you've finished and pulled out.
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>>563476927
Every Uma is for (you) if you believe hard enough.
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>guy in Eden (#1) followed me
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Why is she like this
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>>563476927
You tell me
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>>563476939
Late
My Ryan and Dober weren't winning much at all before I built her so I assume a speed ult is what makes her win.
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>>563476958
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>>563477037
AlmondLove danchou...
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>>563475580
>"I saw Super Creek doing it to her trainer, so I wanted to do it to mine! See? It makes a heart shape because I love you!"
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>>563476763
>rice"bro"
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>>563477002
Do not the Urara
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>>563476765
Neigh
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>>563477059
she sounds conceited and vain.
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>>563477079
She has a fairly reliable small accel and speed
Spechud is just always usable
>>
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Erm actually I got my umatter alt banned though and my other umatter is still restoring
Damn you tracen academy!
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>>563476061
usagimusume
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>>563477002
gran...
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>>563476738
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Dumb flower child
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>>563477079
this has been my experience
lates with a velocity ult perform better against hoguri/fronts than ryan and dober
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chiyoposting should be bannable
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>>563477250
arknights artist really knows how to set the grimdark mood.
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>>563477250
I don't see the difference when you put her on 3D models.
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>last borrow run of the day
>decide to finally make an ace
>kitasan and top road decide to be roaming cards the entire run
>whistles don't exist
So much for MANT "consistency"
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>>563477325
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>>563477110
>inb4 poached again
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Personally my picks would be Air Shakur or Biwa Hayahide, assuming 9/11 isn't the end point of me being displaced in time. However, if it is, then Mayano Top Gun is a really smart choice overall. It seems very easy to adapt a plan as crazy as planting two incendiary bombs in the stairwells to detonate on the morning of 9/11 to prevent people from going to work as a date.

>>563476737
I'm 5 years your junior, ウンク.

>>563476790
Nice.
Do you think you could convince Air Shakur to make a videogame with you? Personally, I don't think I can, but I'd try anyways... and probably get berated for my shitty code.
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>>563477325
rapeable*
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>tfw no /uma/dacchi boyfriend that dress like Rice and tmakes me pound his bussy
Why even live
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>>563476738
it look's like it's exactly the same
https://umamusu.wiki/Manhattan_Cafe#tabber-tabpanel-Original_Design-0
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>>563477424
Arm pit lickers don't have rights
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>>563477424
She would say this
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>>563477463
Rice wouldn't say that
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>tfw no /uma/dacchi boyfriend to compliment my outfit and pound my bussy
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>>563477473 >>563477410
It's darker colors, that's it.
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>>563477473
How is it fucking better when it's exactly the same? I get that the beta marvy, tama, or even creek is better argument.
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>>563477473
it is. the concept artist just has a great artstyle that changes the tone a lot.
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>>563477625
>tfw no /uma/dacchi boyfriend to flatline with
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>>563477124
Tell me,
Why does Creek have the biggest hips?
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>>563477463
laisu's tiny floppy penis bouncing up and down....
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>>563477473
The design is the same, it just has a different better art style
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>>563477726
for bearing the strongest and most numerous children
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>>563477728
shooting small lines of semen while I fill his bussy
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why has /uma/ suddenly gotten so gay the past two days?
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>>563477726
what website is this?
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Bought a mirror when I already had Charming award
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>>563476730
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>>563477843
Studies reveal that there are certain days of the months were men are the most horny, and when you're horny your local dacchi next door starts looking like a delicious petite uma, it's that or fuck a horse
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>>563477473
You don't know what a "real" beta design is like
I miss her every day
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>>563477843
the younger generation is starting to post more, and as you know we're all gay
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>>563477843
/v/ containment breach I bet
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>>563478037
you mean /trash/, that's where the fags gather
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>speed
>mile
>1* redshift
Aw fuck. usable for CM13?
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>>563477645
see
>>563477679
>>563477742
I am inclined to agree that the art is pretty great but obviously when it got transferred over to uma with its own art style you can't really keep that. would be cool if they made a vn with cafe solving paranormal mysteries and had that artist do the portraits tho.
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>>563477975
ToT
I fucking love that thin build, damn sexy
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The Rice slander stops NOW
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>>563477624
>oniisama... Raisu is just so happy that we could finally become a real family, hehe!
>You won't abandon Rice, will you? You'll come back again and again?
>that would make Rice happy forever!
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>>563478169
she is the one I've thought of cosplaying the most though...
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>>563477843
doomposting about the global falcon event was fun
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>>563477124
This is my fault, umadacchi
I asked Creek to do this for me and then we umapyoi'd like crazy; ulala must have saw it
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>>563477843
As sad or funny as it is, it's unironically still a lot better and made the thread better during the times the usual is shitting himself
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>>563478037
>Still blaming /v/
They're not even here anymore
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>>563478003
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>>563478205
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
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>>563478201
why can't this be real gwos
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>>563478205
Anon, you're in danger near me.
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Turning Rice into a broodmare!
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>>563477843
YOU CAN BLAME MANT FOR THIS
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>>563477843
This what you get when you don't ban Curren posting
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carat status: raped
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Stop ERPing and start MANTing
Danchou is watching
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This is a reminder that if you don't roll for King you are literally gay. A homosexual. GAY GAY GAY.
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>>563478312
u-umm...

>>563478298
pretty close!
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>selector on lucky tidings Fuku
>fist run
>double sleep deprived, night owl pre-junior debut
>refuses to win Asahi stakes with A in mile
>fails a 2% wit training early January
What the absolute fuck Shiraoki-sama
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>>563478426
I was already deemed a homosexual once I declared that I would roll for Air Shakur over anything else
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>>563478003
I did notice looking through the og designs that a lot of them look much more like school uniforms so that was probably a design focus that got shifted towards being sportier or more idol-like
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>>563478394
Same but there's nothing to roll for in the near future
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>>563478426
Princess > King
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>only 30 tickets and 20 10-pulls for flower wife
thank fucking god, now I'm set for cb, tachyon and ramonu
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Has Creek gone too far?
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>>563478426
>pulling for a skin that shows no skin
lmao
I will wait until she spooks me while pulling for Sweepy
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>>563478478
I guess that's true
>>
Nishino just came out and there are still homosexuals posting in this general?
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>>563477843
JPniggers wanting to ruin the thread.
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>>563478558
she isn't for everyone...I prefer late teens
>>
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>>563478558
Imagine holding a dacchi the size of Nishino flower
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>>563478487
*2 10-pulls
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Which way Vodka-kun?
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>>563478443
You went against fate by unlocking her before you were supposed to, thus you get punished
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>>563478594
the thread was already JP
also, based
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Odds I pour one more 10 roll for Nishino banner today
Evens I skip
7 I roll until I get her
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>>563478225
both you and your trainee need to better control yourselves, you're setting a bad example for the impressionable younger umas and director akikawa will be hearing about this
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How many of you rolled for seiun but never use her
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>>563478201
Rice would say this
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>>563477967
>>563476730
Dantsu Paizuri
>>
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>>563477416
It's only consistent because you know when to door and aren't relying on NPC races just the normal luck and shop rng
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>>563478742
odds you're gay
evens you're double gay
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>>563478781
Went to pity on seiun sky but I don't like running fronts so I just did her career a bunch to see most of the events and that's it
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>>563478781
I used her last CM
I did not win
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>>563478781
I used her for 2 CMs and she jobbed in both
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>>563478749
I will do my best to control myself.
Tomorrow! For sure.
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>>563478930
Imagine my disappointment getting that file's PSD file and it didn't have a NSFW version
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>>563478443
Well I also got her with the paid selector and so far it went okay.
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>>563478847
>>
locked himself out of the nishino end
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>luckshit a decent nishino parent early enough to be a shiny new thing
>28 new followers in two hours
It's that easy, huh. I can taste the points already
>>
>>563475673
I remember the first time I stumbled into a loli thread on /a/, it was on Ryuuou no Oshigoto, and anons were shitposting about which Ai was better than which Ai and whether Ginko was a shit or not. But that argument taught me JS/JC/JK/DK (aka "hags") and I've never forgotten it.
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>>563478781
Thanks to her, I discovered that I don't like training front runners.
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>>563479073
Based torena blocking before she makes any real moves. Masterclass.
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>>563479103
how do the sparks look like
>>
You guys are retarded and I hate all of you.
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>>563479129
Uhh you know you need to be 18+ to post on this website right
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>>563479073
Is this the NTR route?
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>>563478798
If rice is such a pure innocent girl why does she give you this look when she ults?
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>>563479103
What are they using it for anyway
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>>563479168
Whatever McFatass
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>>563479168
The feeling's mutual you fag.
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>>563479168
Tsun, tsun~
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>>563479191
It's the 3P route
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>>563478781
used her on CM3, dropped her out on CM4 because she can't beat SMaru, and never used her again. i regularly farm Seiun Sky parents despite that, because i hate myself
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>>563476694
stop 9/11
how am I supposed to stop Mossad and the US Government?
I guess I bring along Mayano and we work something out as best we can!
IKUUU YOOOOOO
>>
Mayano is so hot
>>
With 1000~ guts, how much stamina do I need for lates?
>>
so what tracks does nishio flowers ultimate work at?
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>>563479282
The buildings would just get demolished by the bombs inside without the planes, that's not enough
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>>563479349
>1000~ guts
What are you doing nigga
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>>563478378
I'VE ALREADY SAID IT WASN'T OUR FAULT
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>>563479205
Racing makes her hungry
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>>563479012
please transfer some of your fuku's luck to my fuku kudasai
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>>563478640
I don't have to, she's about the same size as I am, similar weight too
>inb4 imagine
FUCK YOU
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If Matikanefukukitaru wasn't ugly she would be my wife. Man.
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>>563479017
sexo
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STOP USING OGURI YOU ALL KEEP BLOCKING MY UMAS FROM WINNING WITH HER FAT ASS
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>>563479402
Doing funbuilds since it's an XOguri CM anyway
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>>563476694
Air Jihad
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>>563479453
Okay!
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Which umas would outright REFUSE to stop sucking after you nut?
Pic probably related.
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>>563479004
School facilities are for educational and training purposes- NOT UMAPYOI. Do that in private on your off-time if you must (as consenting individuals over the age of 16). Continued rule breaking will result in restriction of facility usage for students and mandatory unpaid free use time in the "Bad Room" for instructors.
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>>563479184
no worries, I'm more than double that
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>>563479491
Pease live with me.
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>>563479575
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>>563478781
I main front and I don't use her. Only times I would run her is for parent runs. An accel unique might be great on paper, but you only really need enough accel to hit max speed as soon as late race begins, and also fronts with mid race uniques win more.
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>>563479491
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>>563479535
Hmmmmm Nyo
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>>563479647
parent run is still using
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>>563479690
Well, okay, thought you mean CM. I don't use her for CM at all ever since she came out.
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>>563479491
Anon, she's basically a literal elementary school kid.
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>>563479151
9* power, 2* pace chaser, 5* medium. It's not even super amazing, I guess it's because of the power sparks.
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>>563479662
that song sucks and I'm glad he got murdered
fuck him
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>>563479379
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>>563479747
Based
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>>563479581
somehow golshi manages to be simultaneously super sexo and completely unsexy to me
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>>563479535
Listen here bud. She can run any distance and surface with little investment. I will use her every CM and you cant stop me.
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Kinda sad that my xoguri is losing so many rooms

how can I be a soulless tier whore and STILL lose? Worst of both worlds
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>>563479581
Oguri (She was hungry)
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>>563479658
Please release faster
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>>563479779
It's because all of her sex power is contained by wearing the retard hat
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>Decide to try out the new Scarlet power card while going for the last two races I needed for my Biwa Completionist title
>Somehow get my first SS+ uma

It's always when you're not building an ace
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>>563479282
Mayano Top Gun unironically is probably the best pick for short term.
As for stopping 9/11, I also accept just delaying the attack. The easiest way to handle the attack is to just capture the terrorists, or kill them. I don't think the government is stupid enough to try again in the same day-or detonate any bombs in the towers without an obvious impact, or what have you.
Since I can't even remember the name of my best friend from middle school though, I think I'd rather try to mitigate the deaths then attempt the "capture the terrorists before the plot happens" route.
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>>563479535
Oguri is inevitable, regardless of the form.
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>>563479776
I fucking hate hippie bullshit
no pride, no patriotism, no honor, no excellence, no virtue, just psychadelics and shitty music
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>>563475335
How about this one
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>>563479491
are you a manlet or a womanlet?
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none of the umas are sexy
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>>563479775
is it only works on 4 tracks why is she an s tier parent saars
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>>563479898
Manlet, obviously, women don't come to 4chan
trannies don't count
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>>563479804
Oguri, that's not a lot of protein...
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>>563479907
Shut up Riko, your time is OVER
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>>563479908
S tier cunny, JPbros put her high on the tierlist for that reason
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>>563479830
Gratz on Biwa completionist. Welcome to the comp club bro.
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>>563479804
oguri sucking all of your internals out through your dick like a straw and then eating your skin
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K-Kowai.
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>>563479825
Good to see another fan in thread
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>>563479857
I really like this maymay
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>>563479491
Don't need to imagine. I'm watching from inside your walls
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>>563479908
because suddenly /uma/ is full of pedophiles
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>>563479953
not if you have MLB, then she's still good for TB
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>>563479581
Beg and squirm all you want
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>>563479794
post her
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>>563479604
I WILL continue to do umapyoi and goo goo babies with my trainee (after hours)
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posting a pure umadol to counter the whorren filth
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What an amazing card, truly one of a kind.
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Don't sexualize the umas, they're all underage.
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>>563479581
The one's you would least expect, like the calm and modest ones
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so what decks are you using for xoguri
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>>563480023
HOLY VILLAIN
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>>563475246
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>>563480036
Just wait until Sweepy drops then you'll see the depths of UOOOHposting
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>>563480045
fine motion fucked me out of speed star but I didn't think she'd be doing THAT bad
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>>563480137
>Fucks joe
Blowjobs don't count as sex
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>>563479865
how can one man be so based?
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Sexualize the umas, they're all underage.
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Why did they give Nishino Flower a clown colored patterned outfit
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>>563475335
What you call smugness is what we call acceptance.
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Is it my imagination or does oguri look and behave differently in the anime?
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>>563479825
Dont this retard have work or school to do, is he a full time umatuber? How the fuck did he end up buying clocks already while I still have a thousand clocks left
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>>563480124
Posti--ACK
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>>563480195
I know, it's going to be awful
just kidding, wish I could spark her, I'd UUOOOOOHHHHHpost with the best of them
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>>563480195
Her SSR already dropped and no damage was done
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>>563480262
the pretty derby anime is after retirement.
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r...robin is that you?
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JPfags, can red desire see cafe's friend?
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>>563480127
Dober...actually that might be likely, she had 10 kids.
Pasa...
>tfw I was going to post pasa titjob porn but catbox temporarily has anon uploads blocked
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>>563479865
>he's a chud
Reminder that in the society of elites and ubermensch you would not be in it. You would get killed for being a schizo always whining on the internet.
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>>563480285
SSR =/= trainee, baka baka baka
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>>563480275
He dropped out of college (still had to pay tuition) to pursue full time Uma content creation. Theres a livestream where MooMooCows made him cry because MooMoo was making fun of VF about it
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>>563480137
this with speed and power sparks because I don't got much else
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Post something cute
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>>563480364
>You would get killed for being a schizo always whining on the internet.
god I wish, make my dreams come true
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>>563480097
Director Akikawa also says you need to have 48 total hours in the "Bad Room" for all the umas without trainers. You can divvy it up however you wish before the year is out.
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>>563480283
>wish I could spark her
Use THAT
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>>563480390
hope he doesnt ruin his life from this. might be too late already psychologically.
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>>563480262
Cingrey was written to be like a sports manga so it intentionally goes for a different look.
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>>563471190
What is the coolest line Brian has ever said?
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>>563480390
>He dropped out of college (still had to pay tuition)
What kind of retarded system is that even. Did the moron took a bank loan?
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>>563480390
I think uma actually did better for the world. iirc anons said he was studying as a nurse or doctor or something
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>>563479865
>patriotism
Fag wants to die for a flag
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good morning umadacchi
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>>563480641
Good night, you're going back to sleep.
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>>563480568
I'm diving in MTG
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kinda over if you overinvest in a fad
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>>563480587
I'm sorry you're brown
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>>563480694
but I gotta wagie...
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Plus Teio(new), Taiki, Dance Sky(new)
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>>563480362
>tfw I was going to post pasa titjob porn but catbox temporarily has anon uploads blocked
nyo...
I forgot to add the umas who job or silver/bronze collectors, they would take their anger out by sucking you dry
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>>563480735
Not him but I completely forgot it's the weekdays already
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>>563480587
>he doesn't love his country
mine is fucking retarded and I love mine, I pity faggots like you. Love of one's own is a beautiful thing, noble even
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>>563480773
>or silver/bronze collectors
Dober WAS known as the eternal silver medal since the horse got 2nd place so often...
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>>563480373
Well yeah but just look at this
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>>563480717
NTA but patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
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>>563480587
you are cringe
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>>563480587
jeet spotted
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>>563480717
>>563480792
Two proud flesh shields for the pedophile elite
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Im so horny for juvenile fillies
https://exhentai.org/g/3839645/3d54be1065/
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>>563480568
I can't choose...
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>>563480792
nta but love is earned. It should never be a given due to happenstance of birth.
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>>563480198
i mean that's pretty good (I think?) rooms are just pretty competitive ... I've seen worse win
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Aside from Maru who should be the other parent for XOguri?
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Would you fuck a real life mare if it meant you'd get a uma daughterfu you could groom?
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>>563480792
Admitting your country is shit and saying you love it is indication of low IQ. You should go join the military and be a grunt.
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>>563480262
She does look different but that was likely intentional on Cygames' part
>Behave
Not particularly? She still has the basic elements of her personality (eats a lot, clueless country bumpkin, strong racer). Don't think they really changed much about her character
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if you are a proletariat class and a patriot you definitely have level low iq
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h-hoeh...
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>Hey anon, your trainee isnt with you today?
>nee, why don't you hang out with us a little
What to do
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>>563480840
Wait why did I say Dober, I meant Doto!
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>>563480919
yes
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>>563480914
Tachy
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How pure is Super Creek?
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>>563480958
Be gone thots
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>>563480568
"..."
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>>563480889
15% power gain btw
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>>563480914
Tachyon and Opera
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>>563480919
Honestly, at this point in my life, I'd just do it to get a daughter without needing the hassle of dealing with an actual woman / 3D wife. Would probably make me filthy rich too like she just joins a sports team and crushes it.
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>>563480934
most of my leaders ought to be hanged and my government ought to be overthrown
I still love my country. and I would never want to live anywhere else.
Patriotism when properly directed is a fine virtue, and it's apparently one you know nothing about. Sad.
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>>563480958
A pristine lady of the Mejiro would never
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>>563480958
Unironically is there a reason to say no to this? What's the worse that could happen if you become a tracen academy manwhore?
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>>563481007
She's pure Mommy
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>>563480905
>But not me. I'm a carnivore, a real meat eater.
>Don't be one of the donkeys, Torena. Donkeys are animals. And animals are just food to me.
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>>563481056
>>563480997
Um2 doesn't work on CM13.
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>we're getting political already
Dober, why?

... welp, here's my two cents: The government does not make a country. A country usually makes the government, though in our increasingly globalized age, it's less the country and more its neighbors that make the government. You can love a country dearly, and would willingly die to protect the men, women, and children of the country, while not wanting to die for those who make up the ruling class.
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>>563480919
While I would go to jail, I'd also be rich from the publicity of being a man who came in a horse and caused it to give birth to a horse-human.
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>>563481134
Brian
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>>563480275
gwo he plays like 8 hours a day
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>>563481075
>Patriotism when properly directed
This is your issue. Your patriotism isn't properly directed. Your patriotism stems from being told as a child to look at your flag and sing the national anthem, and a sense of tribalism.
If you were born in a shithole brown country you would be a Muslim jihadist.
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>>563481007
purer than the driven snow, her love is incredible. I will give her pic related
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>>563480919
nigger what is wrong with you
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>>563480889
>pulls her tail
sexy
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>>563481096
You will lose the little human rights you had
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GIVE ME NISHINO FLOWER. NOW.
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>>563481150
patriotism specifically means advocating for the current establishment bwo. if you dont have a stake in national resource flow you have 0 incentive in wanting that unless retarded
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>>563481183
If the horse looks like that I mean...
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>>563481183
Not this...
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>>563481096
>What's the worse that could happen if you become a tracen academy manwhore?
it's like you became the uma version of Imaizumi. Wouldn't that be just awful?
h-haha.....
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>>563481183
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Dober is Naziwife, right?
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>>563481206
Your rights were forfeit the moment you became a trainer
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>>563480919
I don't see why not. Sounds like a good idea
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>>563481183
she killed millions...
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>>563481167
nta but if he was born in a brown shithole he would be way more likely to be just blindly patriotic and nationalistic because from what I know from every Indo online, the shittier the country is the less willing you are to criticize it. Being self-critical is a priveldge of living in a relatively stable country.
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>>563481183
Hole is a hole, how is it any worse than gay guys crushing crust? Mare p*say is wet and warm
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>>563481217
>patriotism specifically means advocating for the current establishment bwo
Patriotism is vigorous devotion to the country. It has nothing to do with the establishment.
I do not have devotion to the people who claim they rule over me with my best interests, I have a love of the people around me that make the country, and the culture they and their ancestors have built together.
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>>563481183
Happy Meek...
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>>563481258
and your trainees might develop a cuckquean fetish, but it's alright, you just have to send her some pics after you're done with her friends

>>563481302
It's funny how burgers only understand nationalism as "Being a blind follower of the current goverment", if you're really a nationalist it's guaranteed that you want to overthrow your current goverment, because all of them are puppet states
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I rather you clowns talk about cocks than politics
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>>563480198
Looks good, I have no idea too. How's her winrate and how big is your sample size?
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>>563481345
niggers are part of your "country" dumb faggot. Anybody that cares about countries or religion is subhuman. Only race matters. Nothing else.
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>>563481167
nigger you don't know anything about me and you don't have a clue where my love of country and my people comes from.
but go on, try and argue more that it's better to despise your own rather than love it and work to make it better, and take pride in the good that's there. You resentful, ugly little shit.
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>>563481380
yeah I didn't read anything, I just know my country is better than everyone elses. desuwa~
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Do guts build not work for late surgers? I went ahead and built one for my Pace but unsure about my other 2 aces
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>>563481380
maybe if these small and femenine dacchis stoped teasing and just posted a picture we would!
>>563481420
Race is attached to Nation, teioretard
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I like Nishino's hand and head movements it is like she is ready to cup my balls
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>>563481380
The kids had their fun it's time for the adults to have the floor
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>>563481345
the country is the establishment. bwo. societal culture is something else. the two separated a long time ago. for example taiwan still uses the roc flag. but they are definitely not the same culture. being patriotic means advocating for the party. really nothing to do with culture or anything. if thats the case countries wouldnt let immigrants in.
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>>563481462
Maybe 100 years ago
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>>563481445
I wanna drink a strong zero with makween..
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>>563481206
I need the Halwa Sisters to rape me.
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>>563481454
>guts build
our final straight is way too short, and with fronts + Xoguri having access to consistent accels it's hard for lates to get the positional requirement for dueling
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>>563481445
I WILL be emigrating to the Mejiro ethnostate, desuwa
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>>563481380
Same desu. Cocks are at least funny or the reactions of anons from it but politics is just lame
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how many mein kampf uma owners are there

>>563481501
not everyone lives in a goy state with no culture ike you burgerdacchi
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My carrots after getting the little flower.

Will I be able to roll for maruzen and tachyon?
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>>563480919
Does ANYONE find out about this? Like, specifically the act that was undertaken for it? Could I just say I GMO'd my uma and have it be believed? Or does everyone know I fucked that horse?
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>>563481538
Isn't the Mejiro nation horrifically inbred?
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what did she expect she's literally 2kb size
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>>563481538
you're more than welcome, so long as you have proper manners
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>>563481553
I'm sure there's no niggers that share the same nationality with you.
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>>563481572
It's publicly known and you'll be asked to become a stud and sire more.
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>>563481462
>maybe if these small and femenine dacchis stoped teasing and just posted a picture we would!
NO MORE COCKS
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>>563481345
>I do not have devotion to the people who claim they rule over me with my best interests, I have a love of the people around me that make the country, and the culture they and their ancestors have built together
based
>>563481206
if I was a drawfag I would make one for every uma
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>>563481302
While that is true, people with the ability to actually think, be critical, and analyze can break free from imposed beliefs thrown at you, and the fact remains that being given the privilege and still falling in to tribalistic tendencies shows what a twerp you are.
Frankly, the way I see it, there comes a point in your teen to young adult life where anyone with a semblance of above average IQ questions things and tries to confront uncomfortable truths. Your beliefs and ideas should start stemming from there.
>>563481439
>You resentful, ugly little shit.
You started this conversation by complaining about one of the biggest music composers lacking patriotism and therefor hating him. Seems you can't even be self-critical.
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>>563481524
I see. Thanks guess I'll build my last 2 aces normally.
I've tested my Pace and she seemed to work although I missed the head-on so might redo
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There are no dicks being posted because /uma/ is mostly foids and troons
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>>563481591
Most horses are
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>>563481627
I know you have a folder called "references" that's just terabytes of dick pics
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>>563481616
I think McQueen is very graceful and elegant, and very good at restraining herself when she needs to be
around sweets
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>>563481626
>and sire more.
Is my sperm special? Do I just create half-human hybrids when I cum in things that aren't human?
Should I start staring at my onahole suspiciously?
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MEN
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>danchou is forcing us to bukkake him again
it's the third time this month man, let us rest
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It's been two weeks in trying to a 3* blue spark in Stam or Power with an Ignited PWR spark.
I still haven't gotten it.
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>>563481684
am foid, can confirm
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>>563481768
GIWTWM
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>>563481768
>third time this month
The fuck? Our danchou forces us daily
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>>563481719
>terabytes
anon, if I had a folder of my dick pics it would NOT be terabytes
kilobytes at best
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>>563481780
hehe
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>>563481751
One of the few umas that don't look weird without their ears.
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>>563481626
I might have bigger problems at that point, but so long as I'm not in danger of imprisonment, I guess I'd take it???
Do I get to have more than one daughter then?
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tulpas are a foid term and it got thrown in here. i bet they lucid dream about getting dicked by chad
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Kinda crazy from a tryhard perspective rolling for umas is effectively done for over a year. Of course you should roll for your favorites, but there's just... nothing. for a long time.

summer golshi is pure borrow bait and while rickey is good, training her is fucking miserable so... really, nothing else for a LONG time since whenever red skills roll around all the old umas become better than the new ones anyway.
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>>563481817
because she has no highlights
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>>563481828
But I've been summoning Succubus on /x/ since '09.
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>>563480919
uhhhhhhhh..........fucking yes? Obviously?
am I missing something?
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why do you assume we want your dick pics dober dacchi, we want to see that fat ass
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>>563481858
No it's because the top of her head isn't perfectly smooth like most of them.
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my danchou can beat up your danchou
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>>563481837
Fronts has Kitasan Blanco and Swimsuit Suzuka
Ends have Mr. CB
uh............that's all I can think of. I'm going to pull for Hokko Tarumae but there are personal circumstances behind that
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>>563481749
This kind of gives me an idea of an uma world where the only human males allowed to become a trainer are those with special sperm that can produce horse girls. Of course first you need to obtain your trainer license, and that impregnating a horse girl is prohibited or a crime unless you get said license.
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>>563481817
Because she is literally
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>>563481970
My danchou would cum if yours beat him up
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DON'T EVER DARE POST DICK PICS I'M OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW
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>>563481970
I can beat up my danchou
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>>563481970
My danchou is an asian woman so yeah probably.
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>>563481976
kitasan blanco you get free rolls so you could potentially just luckshit her, and I think classic suzuka is slightly preferred over swimsuit (when red skills come rather, swimsuit is better before that)
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>>563482005
Glad I'm not the only person who thought of this
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>>563481828
>tulpas
do I want to know what that means?
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my danchou and his club isn't /here/ I got it from a friend...
My previous club had a lot of guys who said they're gonna flatline until MANT is gone
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>>563481970
no one can beat my danchou
because I will stalk him to the meetup place and jump the other guy
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>>563482025
post her sideways vagina thx
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>>563481970
Mine can easily beat yours except not in a fight but on the bed
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>>563482031
>OG Suzu > Sexo Suzu
huh, really? Does Unrestrained stop being shit or something? Because it really fucking sucks right now and that's all I can think of.
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But what Danchou can last longer?
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>>563481970
my dancho is brown
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>>563481976
Is kita blanco like, good?

I'm shocked I've never heard anyone post about her since I looked her up and her base kit is EVEN BETTER THAN VALENTINE BOURBON, like this looks nuts
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>that retention line
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>>563482141
>can rape me harder with her ult
no...
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>>563481970
My danchou fucked a horse...
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>>563482141
do not contemplate
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>>563480137
where did the "Belno and Jou are fucking" meme come from? Belno is kind of a nothing character outside of her support for Oguri, when our Ogurin is the one who starts having subtle feelings for Jou but decides to just see him as her trainer.
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>>563482124
Concentration also gives you acceleration, unrestrained gives you speed (current speed by the way) on top of acceleration
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why am i having connection issues. GGG FIX YOUR FUCKING GAME
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Sky this is two careers in a row with Slacker GET IT TOGETHER
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>>563482141
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>stand tall
Grass you shouldn't say that...
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>>563481837
Rolling for umas is nowhere near as important as rolling for cards. On the flipside, you only need to roll an uma ONCE for them to be viable while they demand multiple copies of a card for it to be useful
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>>563482049
Imaginary friend for schizos.
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>>563482223
cucking Oguri is just fun
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Please tell me Dicta is based on IRL horse and can be put into the game
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>>563482328
Yes and no.
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>>563482328
she's soccer boy but i don't think if she gets added it's gonna be the same character, not sure who owns the IRL rights
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>>563482328
dicta = soccer boy, owner told cygames to fuck off
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>>563482328
Anon...
It's based on a real horse, Soccer Boy, but they don't have the rights
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>>563482328
Yes, but no
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>>563482328
lol
lmao
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>>563482223
>belno becomes a manager and works with Kitahara ending
I mean you're just asking for the two to be shipped.
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>>563482392
>owner told cygames to fuck off
what why
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>>563482328
Dicta is based on IRL horse and can be put into the game
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>>563482223
because she's Oguri Cuck (as in quean)
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>>563482328
Dicta Striker is a stand in for Soccer Boy.
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next bread will be butter
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>>563482249
that's delicious. I can't wait
Still going to spark Swimsuit Suzuka, she's my kami-oshi after all, and her alt is unreasonably, unbelievably hot.
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>>563482323
why are caps eyes like that one meme image of the guy with blue eyes crossing his arms smugly
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>>563482440
what is a KAMI oshi
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>>563482432
next bread will be worcestershire
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>>563482378
>>563482380
>>563482392
>>563482398
>>563482406
>>563482402
AIIIEEEEE
Any other umas with a cool jacket like her?
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>>563482432
Butter not have any patrijam. It's thyme for that to stop.
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>>563482504
>>563482504
>>563482504
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>>563482148
>medium recovery skill
useless
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>25% gpu utilization when im not in a career. sweepy installed a crypto miner
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>>563482223
SOME anon thought it would be funny to edit the final chapter and change Belno's introduction to be Kitahara's wife.
that's where it came from. That shoop. That damned shoop.
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borrws borrws borrws borrows kitasan kitasan kitasan kitatans nanns
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Has anyone read that star blossom manga?
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>>563482415
anon you realize most horse owners are like 80+ year old giga boomers?

How do you think some ULTRA old fucks would react to "hey can we make your beloved horse an anime girl who wants to fuck her trainer?"

The most noteworthy incident of this was king kamehameha, who was literally in the original intro of uma musume and intended to be a launch main character, but the owner told cygames to fuck off
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took that which uma are you quiz finally
got golshi.
I knew going in. I knew the whole quiz from the questions being asked. This quiz sucks balls and was a waste of time.
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>>563482531
But it's a meme in Japan too
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>>563482432
As long as we all agree to not post Curren Chan
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>>563482468
It's when you oshi a God.

Real answer is that Oshi got bastardized by retards who can't decide 1 favorite to stan, so they made another word to use like Oshi was used
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>>563482468
kami=god, so god-tier oshi
more or less
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>>563482380
same owner as stay chud only a matter of time
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>>563482468
Kami means God
oshi means yummy
Therefore Yummy God
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>>563482468
your oshi with the nicest kami (hair)
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>>563480359
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AG3sPhSSL6E
She only has eyes for Vodka.
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I'm sorry danchou but today is a very tumblr day of my life right now so I'll be flatlining for the rest of the day
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OH MY GOD I HIT IT, FINALLY I HIT A GOD PARENT
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>>563482879
what
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>>563482898
Is sex the joke
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>>563482898
I wouldn't say a god parent but bretty good
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so how do you hit SS on nishitno without med s
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>>563483162
You don't
Because MANT is a bad scenario
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>>563482898
>guts and pace
yeah that's good for sex alright

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