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Good morning every-nyan!

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Reminder that there are only 4 hours left to do the Spring G1 Celebration missions. Don't forget.

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>>563591210
She's more of a gen alpha girl

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This Bakushin looks like a slut

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>>563591298
happy birthday my stupid class president

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Aurafarming O

>>563591379
Good morning Pearl anon!

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>>563591418
Its cause shes got handlebars

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How can this sweet girl be a rapist?

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This thread will be full of cocks!

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.

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>>563591459
>feat

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>>563591523
oh noooo...

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>follow someone for one specific support card
>they change it with the current meta one that everyone already has

In /uma/ we fuck stallions

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>>563591523
smart cock

its really impossible to get SS ON NISHITNO WTF

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Be straight

>>563591567
because we get fucked by mares

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>>563591523

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Be gay

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>>563591379
goo moning

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>>563591523
Are we at the point of posting our cocks and our favorite uma yet?

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>>563591298
Happy Birthday Bakushin and thank you for carrying my ass during the early days

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Digitan LOVE

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>>563591613
what if the cock hungry anons are foids

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>>563591618
so true!

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>>563591679
I'm sure they know the drill by now
Until that happens stick to being straight

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>>563591679
I get told I'm foid coded if that counts

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>Loves Only You giving birth video got released by DMM

>>563591679
women hates cocks
only fake women and gays love cocks

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>>563591618
>fucking Super Creek's Umanko as i have my head her big tits, hugging her
>as Gentildonna pegging me hard as her chest pushing me deep more into Creek's bosom

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>>563591784
This. Real women like other women.

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>>563591653
We got to start things slow, something like
>your favorite uma
>your cock length

>>563591523
just like curren!

>>563591784
I dunno I know a girl that basically ruined her life because of how much she loves cock

>>563591784
>hate cocks
>but rides dildos of all sizes
Hmmmmmmmmm

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that's a hide stub for me

>>563591935
I just know Teiobros would have the smallest average

>>563591951
They love the idea of cock and getting cock
but they don't love the item itself, if that makes sense

Did we win cm yet

>>563591679
they're posting shakur and fenomeno bwo

What the helly

>>563591753
new cryer on the bottom left

>>563591935
So you're an Anon who likes to take things slow. Very cute. I bet you love to cuddle and kiss. :3

anons?

umanko

What's sex with Fuji Kiseki like

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Mares...

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>>563591523
I HATE CURREN

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hey

>>563592061
that's why they should choose someone who loves both! hint hint nudge nudge

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I had AI make me a Tampermonkey script just so I could pause those tantrum gifs for the upskirt moments more conveniently

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>>563591523
I HATE CURREN

now that nobody can see this post I think falco posters are really cute but don't tell them

>>563592417
Air Groove if she was hot

>>563592454
maru and rudolph look so goofy compare to cb

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>>563592443
Lies

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>:)

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I hoped you guys were gone for real this time

>>563592458
now make her 2 bytes

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I'm tired of pretending I hate Curren.

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>>563592479
Ethical use of AI.

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>>563592557
Doto wouldn't say this

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chiyoposting and currenposting should be bannable

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>>563592557
Doto would never ever say that...

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>>563592584

Curren's lewd pantyhose...

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>>563591472
>>563591651
Good morning bros!

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>>563592512
she's only pretending to like her so that the betrayal stings more later

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>>563592652

>>563592614
>Riceposter
the pot calling the kettle black

>>563592584
me in the truck

>>563592630
even netkeiba is getting gay...

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>>563591935
I want Handanon and Dickanon to spitroast me so much... Hopefully I can find a sweet bf here. Never suspected there could be so many cute guys in /uma/..

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Fix the fucking website already

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You all like cocks now?

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>>563592752
but I've been asking for one a long time before this...

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I feel like I am kinda fucked for some of these banners
I wonder when I should call it quits when pulling.
Like usually scenario banners are pull until MLB or until you are dry right? Maybe just one spark for all the others and pray then use selectors and crystals for whatever I don't MLB

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>>563592584
>>563592664
woah Curren Chan is my hero

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>>563592752

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>>563592818
>now

>>563592825
have you now..

>>563592837
CB wit and Tachyon work at 1lb (though you'd want mlb if you want to main their specific styles)

Light Hello works at 0lb and even mlb R, though 2lb is preferred

Also why are you rolling for end cards (cb and dura) but also Bourbon wit? Bobo is a front exclusive card and unless you plan on spending a lot then you should limit yourself to a style

>>563592756
>panels read from right to left
>pages from left to right
who the fuck made it this way and why

>>563592837
cards are gay

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Help a retard please, /uma/. Who's the better ace?
Yes I'm testing both on rooms but it's taking some time to get a decent sample size.

>>563592837
Because you are pulling like a retard. Why are you pulling for cards for a bunch of different running styles. Pick one of 2 styles you like and roll for them.

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>>563592703
nyo

>>563592837
First of all you're pulling for 3 different styles cb/tach/smaru
Tach/light banner has 100 free pulls so thats your saving grace
The only reason to pay scenario pal tax is if you want to have borrow freedom
You can just have her as a perma borrow if your deck is good enough

>>563592837
>scenario banners are pull until MLB
Huh? No. The only scenario pal that needs high LBs is Tucker, who needs 3LB. Everyone else is good enough at 0LB.

>>563592952
lewd image

>>563592825
wtf ai chan looks so lewd without ear socks and bow...

>>563592837
it seems like you're splitting your pulls between pace/front/late which is not sustainable, just pick one
maru-bourbon is for fronts
mcqueen is for paces
dura+dia is for lates
festa can be paid ticketed on 2nd anni
tachyon can be paid ticketed on 3.5 anni

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>>563592993
Maybe...

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>>563592868
I have...seriously

>>563593024
she looks totally normal!

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Size matters after all...

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WE are all pulling for Taiki camping right

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>uma is designed as having 2 pair of horns
>specialized in debuff skills
>is one of the wifest character
What did Cygames mean by this?

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>>563593218
nyo... my wallet...

>>563593098
>I have...seriously
We're both gonna make it, Anon. I met my ex-bf on 4chan too and he was an absolute catch. Just gotta be careful and really trust each other first before you meet up.

>>563593218
if I get king and nature early sure

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>>563593237
Umapyoi!

>>563593218
nyo

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>>563593273
Why'd yall break up then if he was that great hm?

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>>563593237
Curren has debuffs but she isn't a debuff character, she is a strong Ace

>>563593218
nyo im saving for rob roy

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>>563591935
21cm
Im split between Scarlet and Nishino (not a pedo I just think shes nice)

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>>563593273
you actually have experience?? that sounds really lovely anon...

>>563593318
the worse curren has just one pair of horns and isn't even a wife, just an harlot.

>>563592932
the ryan one looks better honestly

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>>563593018

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>>563591379
Dumbass

If I main fronts what upcoming wit card should I pull for (I have MLB Finemo already)

wagmi xisters, im lesbian though and its so hard to find a girlfriend.

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>>563593304
umapyoi with bouquet-chan!

>>563593427
wit bobo

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>>563592916
>>563592950
>>563592956
>>563593081
Unfortunately the umas I like are in a bunch of different styles.
I will take the hit when it comes to being efficient with my carats in order to run my favorite girls.
I guess I COULD skip out of CB wit but that would mean I don't have any wit card for a long ass time since I don't have FineMo or Neicha.
I know I am retarded but so have a big heart and don't want to miss any of em. I don't want to be restrained to just one or two styles. I was a Karenfag when I played Pokemon so I want to run my favorites!

>>563593427
Wit Bourbon because she has golden groundwork. If you are super deidcated to only running fronts you can even consider skipping Ramonu.

>>563592932
the dober one looks better honestly

>>563593427
Maruzensky

>>563593447
MANT isn't that bad you fucking fags.

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>>563593218
Sorry I need to save for Summer Mackie

>>563593081
>festa can be paid ticketed on 2nd anni
>tachyon can be paid ticketed on 3.5 anni
This will help a lot
Thank you anon, I might be able to skip out on their banners then and hold out a little bit to get them.

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>>563593018

What the fuck are they doing to the site? Does it finally work?

i found an anon on public rooms, he is very cute

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>>563593317
His family was extremely conservative, so they didn't know about him being a fag. After 8 years in our relationship they found out, were horrified and gave him an ultimatum, to either break up and find a gf or his entire family would cut ties with him forever.

He was a family man and really loved every single one of them, so after talking about it for a long time, we decided to break up. It was honestly extremely hard because we were still very much in love and lovey-dovey all the time, even after 8 years. I cried like the faggot I am and was depressed for months.

2 years ago I found out through a mutual friend that he now has a gf and a well-paying job in a bank. I really hope he found happiness. Genuinely the sweetest, most caring person I've ever met.

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>>563593671
we are all gonna die

>>563593351
>21cm
proof?

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Curren Chan with her kid Curren Moe, and Ikezoe.

>>563593481
You don't get to run all styles unless you're a whale.
End Closers are all trash except Orfevre and Orfevre isn't on your list so ignore Ends
Front Runners are meta for LoH so they are a safe investment
Pace/Lates are the meta for the CM
I would invest in Fronts and one of Pace/Late at most if you're not willing to spend a bunch of money and you want to have good decks.

>>563593765
xister...

>>563593765
sorry to hear...I don't know how you (seemingly) managed to recover from that

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>>563593765
Damn, that actually sucks to hear, now I feel bad. Hope you find your happiness too, anon.

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>>563593481
if you paypig thats fine i guess. Thats going to be a lot of money. CB is actuall the only one you can make a case of being affordable because ends dont get good cards until taishin wit in 3rd anni (sweep is bait)

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You fucking faggots

>>563593765
frontsis...

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>>563593765
Based family saved him from faggotry. I am sorry your family could not save you too. Please find God.

>>563594020
this >>563591523 you?

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I prefer this.

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woah

I can't believe ntr anon lied about the 200 clocks... I'm almost out because I trusted them...

happiness comes from children not perversion. i hope you guys stop being faggots and go for the opposite gender and not ruin your ancestors efforts. you can have both a gay fag boyfriend and a wife you know.

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>>563594103
New post number new me

I want to learn the ways of the buhi

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>>563594020
I thought those were supposed to be her tits but I just realised they are her crossed arms

>>563594096
God's the one that made me born this way, sorry you struggle with simple concepts

>>563593765
I refuse to believe that's real

smart falcon open legs naked

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>>563594205
>

>>563594202
all I know is that Kita is literally the only Uma I have who eats clocks every single run I do, and yes I have 300 speed by Niigata.

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I hope all the gay, trans, and straight anons of any gender in this thread find their happiness! Be that in the form of a special someone or something else

>>563593893
But I like Tama more than Ofevre so I will run her instead!
>>563593946
The reason why I say skip out on CB is because 2 of those in the image are end closers so I guess I can just borrow CB.
I will likely suffer and lose CMs but I am sure I can squeeze out a couple of wins using my favorites even if they aren't meta and I don't have all the perfect cards for em.
Heck, this game has a lot of casuals who don't know what they are doing anyways.
I just want to play my favorites, meta be damned

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Post your hybrid aces

>>563594280
Ok, find God and beat him up for turning you into a faggot, then. You need to find God either way dumb faggot

>>563594358
based

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retards

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>>563594335
straight (heh) facts kitasis!

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>>563593304
what is she doing?

>>563594205
>you WILL have a child
>you WILL continue "your" bloodline
>you WILL get any kind of job so you can support your child
>you WILL buy him child products
>you WILL bring him to school and give him proper education
>you WILL be happy
Goycattle mentality

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ryan LOVE

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>>563594335
>but not the bis?
Its over

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>>563593765
kwab (kwab what a bitch)

Taiki Shuttle and her beloved trainer happily married and naked making love with the sole purpose of procreation google search

>>563594336
Tama turns into a Late Surger when Lates become meta, if she's your fav End Closer you might as well ignore Ends

>>563594358
You cannot find something that doesn't exist, imaginary friend fag.

>>563594348
nyo

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>>563593856
>proof
You need proof again?
https://gofile.io/d/LvKYhE

>>563594319
>>563594445
faggotry is actually peak npc. if you had the spark you wouldnt be a fag. We actually dont need more people less is better. so fags are the ones who technically self culled themselves. passing down love and knowledge is peak humanity. what do fags do? peak hedonism.

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boysex

>>563594515
How did God make you a faggot if he doesn't exist

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I drop a hundred on the game every couple months but I barely play

>>563593920
I'd lie if I said I don't still think about him pretty often to this day, but all things considered, I'm alright.

>>563593939
Thanks, I'm trying.

>>563594305
I don't know if there's anything I can post to prove this happened without giving away too much info about him or me, but I understand it sounds like a ludicrous story.

>>563594096
I wouldn't mind being normal, Anon. Really wish I were like everyone else.

>>563594280 is not me btw.

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>>563593765
I-I don't know what to feel about this. I'm sorry that happened to you, and his choice was understandable. Kudos to you for respecting his choice, and hope that you find your happiness anon or the person for you.
Also, gay.

Little bro thinks a higher power put him on this planet with intent and meaning, and still spends his time jerking off to anime horse girls while shit posting and flinging slurs....

>>563594550
>the only way to not be a hedonist is have sex with a woman!!!!!
I'm straight and you sound like an even bigger faggot the way you're obsessed over it

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>>563594547

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what's the magic deck that people are using to get 1200 spd plus 1000+ power and wit
i've been using 2spd 3wit and riko but even using two power bonus spd cards (kita and ntr) i still need rng to go in my favor to break 1000
i've tried the traditional 2spd/2pow/2wit but then double rainbows decide they want to become extinct and trying to split my training between all three just leaves them all weak

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>>563594625
I haven't paid a penny but I log on every single day

>>563594482
Really? I remember someone saying that Tama is better as a late surger later when that one Kris S card comes out but then I remember asking if that was true here and they said that while both are viable, end closers are generally better in long courses than late surgers and Tama is a long focused uma

>>563594550
I'm literally a teacher, what have you ever taught children other than bigotry

>>563594631
If pedos can be normal and not fuck kids you can be normal and not fuck men.

>>563594659
having a family is the opposite of hedonism its sacrifice out of love. fags wouldnt get it at all. you just think pleasure is the ultimate goal of life, you want to be "happy" in bliss. so you chase perversion. Thats peak hedonism.

>>563593409
https://x.com/i/status/2044008636259938462

Don't forget to turn up and cheering for out girl

>>563594680
The magic ingredient is only 16+ power sparks

>>563594547
anon please stop every time I see this I start leaking so much precum and have a feral need to masturbate. think of your peers...

>>563594741
nigga you're posting on /vg/ complaining about gay people you are not going to have a family ever

Rice Villain would support the gays

>>563594623
I didn't realize you were actually schizophrenic and heard voices when I followed your context. Intelligent people are able to think of God as a vague concept for morality and not a literal fairy sky man

>>563594725
Consenting adults having sex and grooming and fucking a child aren't exactly a fair comparison, Anon.

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>1 month into MANTBlazer did this to /uma/
qwos how are we surviving 3 more months of this

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faggots be talking about god and the meaning of life instead of fawning over cute horse girls

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Are the cute anons back yet?

>you can even consider skipping Ramonu.
Nah you skip Tachyon not Ramonu because you use 2 wit card in GM

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What's going to happen to me?

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>>563594550
So you're saying it's better to put a child in this fucked up world and let him suffer from the consequences of our ancestors actions and our passivity to all the bullshit happening in the world, rather than enjoy the little things we can have at our fullest?

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Can you guys not?

>>563594835
god should have made horse girls real then dumb cunt

>>563594826
Burger hours are coming soon so the thread will get better

>>563594680
I got my U rank Taiki last thread and I just use a simple 2 speed 2 power 2 wit. Both power cards are shitty SR. Only train power if the other stuff sucks hard or if it's summer, summer is free max training after all.

>>563594713
I'm not interested in Lates or Ends but from what I heard when Lates get Lose yourself they become stronger than Ends for Long races. You're probably better off asking in the JP thread

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>>563594680

Wit is extremely inconsistent, especially if you're only running 2 wit cards. This is mostly because FM honestly has low priority so on a good day you get double-triple rainbows (during summer) and on a bad run you may not train wit at all in summers. And then sometimes you get that lucky run where you get great speed rainbows so you just spam power or wit training for senior summer/finale.

Don't use Riko if you're running 3 wit, you want to highroll into good wit trainings during non-race turns, not hit Riko.

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>no GW
Fuck it whatever. The rest of the 5/6 parents+grandparents will carry.

>>563594873
get ready to explain yourself to the uma police

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>>563594835
Let's all post our favorite horse girls then.
Without talking about the size of your boobs or penis. Please

>>563594873
umapyoi while her parents hear everything

>>563594680
1 fine motion rainbow gives you as much wit as 2 shitty SRs
umas that dont have speed or power growth are basically kwab

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I have the mightiest need for Rulership

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>>563594725
Saying that 2 days after everyone fapped to and fantasized about Nishino Flower is so /uma/.

>>563594826
we start an erp thread

>>563594826
I FEEL that we'll go through different themes each month. This month is for cocks and gay hours.

Little bro is gonna procreate and continue his fucked up 4chan cuck bloodline to avoid admitting he's gay, only to do surprised pikachu face when his child is gay too and ends the bloodline anyway (if nuclear war doesn't do it first)

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>>563594826
Learn Japanese and move to the REAL /uma/ with the posters we forcibly displaced despite being immigrants

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>>563594956
1.5 can't come soon enough

>>563594814
I didn't define God at all retard bwo. The first and only person that mentioned an imaginary friend is you
>>563594817
If a pedo can stop fucking kids a faggot can stop fucking men and a straight man can stop fucking women and become a monk.
I don't care about which act is more evil, the action of controlling your sexual urges is the same

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>>563594826
>>563593447
>mant is so bad literally half of this thread would rather suck cocks than play it

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I was ahead of the curve and gayposting on other boards long before /uma/ went global. The weak should fear the strong.

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>>563594873
Umapyoi<3

>>563594885
>life isnt worth living because im not pleasured enough
You have children because life is the greatest gift and passing down knowledge is the ultimate goal. happiness is in the gratitude of life. The very beauty of the world is enough to make you happy. depressed losers wont get it cause they arent grateful of how good is it to be alive. they also dont have sense of meaning in life except for hedonism.

I don't feel like playing anymore

What do?

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>>563594894
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>>563594956

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Jfc, this thread. Religion truly fucks humans up.

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>>563595194
Don't
Be free

>>563595262
I blame /pol/

>>563595194
Suck cock

I just want a bf to spoil and devote myself too...

>>563595186
Nice fanfiction, it's funny you spend your time jerking off to anime horse girls while preaching this in the forum for the horse girls
>>563595194
Just wish away the not wanting to play like you do with gayness

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>>563595186
Marvie... I don't want another kid we have 8 already...

>>563587770
Teio has a hidden event that's not in GameaaTora.
You get Nimble Navigator for free if you win Satsuki Sho+Derby.
Doesnt work in mant tough unfortunately.

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All you guys talk about is sucking cocks or being raped by women.

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>>563594894
Nigger, Chiyonoanon, Falcotranny and Stegolover are active during US hours. The trifecta of shitposters. Not to mention the literal shitposting Anon. This is as good as the thread gets. It's all downhill from here.

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niggas debating the meaning of life in an anime horse girl gacha thread wwwwwwww

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>hide erp
>thread disappears

>>563587770
>then anime Teio has 2 gold recoveries including one that is medium only lmao and her ult doesn't work either
Aw man, does her unique not trigger consistently here
It's a huge velocity boost so I was planning on trying to make late surger anime teio and try to luckshit some wins

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>>563595376
I talk about how cute Rice Shower is

You don't love your kamioshi uma if you wouldn't suck their horse dick

>>563595428
we are talking about god and procreation instead now

>>563595385
>not mentioning the currenfag, finemofag, and kitafag
nyoooticing

>>563595321
arent you fags the one preaching in here about how fags arent the actual goycattle identity created solely because
1. its temporary cause they cant reproduce.
2. the perfect group of marginalized people to "protect" and garner support into power.

Hope you find the spark eventually.

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>>563595428
What crimes have we committed to deserve this?

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>>563595376
I want to be raped by Daiwa

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>>563595515
STOP NOOTICING. RIGHT NOW.

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/uma/ will start healing when 1/2 TP is over

>>563594680
dunno but I can do it with shit growths and shit sparks (8 power + garbage)
good cards, I guess

Why are there so many retarded hosts with random mood

>>563595480
this

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>Canela Fina
Good to see her again

>>563595385
Genuinely what do those three even do? Chiyoposter just larps as a faggot and gives Oguri tier gaslighting advice, the Stegolover just ritualposts, and I don't even recall there being a Falco avatarfag. Only the literal shit poster is an actual malignant poster in that list.

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>>563595376
posting dasca isn't gonna quell the horniness

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>>563595117
Does that make you an oldfag?

>>563595539
Your delusions really are funny because they're based entirely on logic that falls apart instantly if you examine it.
>1. its temporary
Life is temporary no matter what retard.
>Breeding is all we exist for
Really hypocritical since you're in a 4chan general for a degen waifu sim. If you actually lived by your words you'd have killed yourself by now, you know you're never touching a woman
I live to enjoy myself and make the world better when I can because I understand it's all temporary, you live to shill bigotry and fear mongering because you were brainwashed to as a kid

>>563595675
post more npc umas

>>563595753
baaaased anon

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/uma/ has really gone to shit after Bricked kicked out fukuanon. This is just Shiraoki-sama showing us some of her wrath.

How can we seek for her forgiveness?

>>563595453
How in the world would you run Teio in this nightmare of a scenario as late
Probably impossible to get medium S with the sparks having to be mile and late surger

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Successfully derailed the thread again.

>>563595710
The literal shitposter is the least bad of them because he's at least doesn't pretend to be one of us. It's easy to understand their posts aren't actually part of the general and they're going to be gone soon. The others make the general worse insidiously, when Stego releases I'm not even going to want to pull them because I'll just think of them as an annoying faggot's jerk off material.

>>563591679
There are no girl on the internet.

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>>563595753
This homo ain't wrong.