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>Global Game News
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Current Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"
Current Rate Up Trainee: Nishino Flower (3*), Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)
Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Daiwa Scarlet (Power), SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT), SR Sweep Tosho (Wit)
Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000m
Current Event: Ligne Droite Story Event
>Schedule
03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards
04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)
04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)
04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/2000
04/26 - Golshi Week Celebration
04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)
04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event
04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)
https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Lucky Lilac (3*), SSR Aston Machan, SR Hishi Amazon
New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" released

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Cygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en

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Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
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Seiyuu & Concerts
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Now that the dust has settled. What's the verdict
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these things happen
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>>563572953
Neck yourself NTR faggot
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>>563573032
SEEEEX
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>>563573032
Around mares, stay aware.
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yankomanko
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>>563572881
I didn't notice you were going to be gone for so long, maybe you can find someone to play for you during the anniversary gibs?
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>>563573208
i just found a vpn that works
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>>563573032
predator
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torenabros... I think I'm done for...
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>>563573032
i don't think she's hot desu. i'm going back to jerking off to mayano
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>>563573113
I wanna see a legally distinct umamusu quest type of thing
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It's done. They're all +S but I'll keep improving them
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>>563573175
>>563573256
>>563573269
stop spoiling you fucking niggers, we already have enough with the NTR nigger fucking me in the ass with his retarded spoilers, fuck off
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>>563573326
better?
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>>563572953
You really are an ego-driven cuck, aren't you? If I drop the game it'll be because of assholes like you making the community unbearable in a community heavy game.
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I WANT NISHINO!
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>>563573032
I haven't done a career with her yet but she looks cute.
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>>563573428
bye
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schizo melty
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>>563572953
Pretentious faggot who only wants to stir shit up, kill yourself
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everything is a spoiler if you never play the game
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>>563573319
Rice seems angry
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uh oh meltyyyy uh ohhhhhhhhhh
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Does Hachimi reset the settings after closing the game or can I save my settings?
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>>563573326
Not sure about the retarded spoilers but I'm definitely sure that he is, indeed, fucking you in the ass with how obsessed you are and obviously in love with him.
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DAAAAAAAAANNNCHOOOOOUUUU
NOTICE ME DAAANCHHOOOUUUU
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Spoilers ahead!
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Don't post you know who
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>>563573326
You don't even play the game.
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do I lose anything if I hide the stub on every posts complaining about JP and spoilers
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I am posting you know who
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>>563573529
she's jealous because top cunny is the center position
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>>563573402
Finland exists in uma world?
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>>563573539
>that he is, indeed, fucking you in the ass with how obsessed you are and obviously in love with him.
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>>563573613
she's practially wearing nothing down there...
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Predator inside
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>>563572930
Yes
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>>563573607
No
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGsyCE1taKg
Teio is my favorite Hokuto no Ken fighting game character
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>>563573237
Nice! You don't wanna miss the GL gibs, specially the free rolls
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>>563573607
just filter bwo
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>>563573326
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>>563572953
Ace on my face
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>>563573539
>the main reason why he loves scat so much is because he loves taking it in the ass
Now this is a lore
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>>563573607
You lose out on attention NTRanny
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>>563573762
>>563573237
Kill yourselves you circlejerking retards
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Erabe
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Hey
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>>563573798
Based.
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>>563573860
Tama-chan...
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>>563573729
fuku would let trainer touch and lick her ears
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>>563573762
Holy shit the Ryan nigger is leaving for months? That's 1 scat poster gone. Thank God
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>>563573860
Daughter, daughter, daughter, ignore, daughter, daughter
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>>563573860
I want DreJo and Ruby so bad...
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Stego cute.
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is nishino a 2 spd, 2 str, 2 wit? or would it be better to do 3 spd, 3 wit with str and stam sparks?
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>>563573860
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
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i don't like avatarfags like anyone else in here, but i also don't hate them or get upset when they post
i just think about them as women, they just want attention, women are easy to ignore when they are acting like this, more of you would do this
now i would be lying if i didn't admit i am starting to like the NTR anon, such a simple and basic poster and yet he managed to make a hyper schizo go nuclear scatjeet posting and trying to ruin the vibes in 4 different generals
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>>563573860
Ruby Kino
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>>563573993
>Drejo
Doriija
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>>563574030
>str
I do this sometimes
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MANT caused this
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a kind anon posted this to me a while back and wanted to ask, right now is this the best for races?
im still a noob to the new make a new track thing
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>>563574017
Indeed
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>>563574121
If Ruby were actually that tall she would be my oshi
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Actually on second thought, it's a bad time to shitpost, that'll be all
See you tomorrow /uma/ hopefully it'll be better
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>>563573635
finland has racehorses irl
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>>563574145
Fenomeno...
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>>563573976
just a month anon
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>>563573860
sex, daughter, daughter
sex, sex, sex
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>>563574195
anon he's just kneeling
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>>563574131
Thank you I couldn't remember her nickname but yes I am saving for her, her sister, and a few others
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TSKR
TSKR
TSKR
TSKR
TSKR
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Fags who care too much for the "integrity" of a shitposting thread, or anyone who announces they're leaving are troons who literally have nothing else in life
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Running two dominators and XOguri feels soulless but running Oshi + XOguri + Dominator feels like I'd just lose to someone with two Dominators.
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>>563574320
Happy Birthday anon and also goodnight
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>>563573175
Mares are perfectly safe and would never do anything to you
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>>563574263
oh well, it's something I guess. Don't post here while you're gone.
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>>563574263
kill yourself avatarfag
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>>563574394
wont plan on it, dont worry
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>>563574381
Thanks bro
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>>563573860
sex, sex, sex
sex, sex, marriage (and sex)
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>>563574304
No she is definitely big
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>>563574320
Happy birthday bro
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>>563573860
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>>563573860
>>563574467
Holy deserts...
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Are you ready for Aries Cup next week, /uma/?
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>>563574465
no one cares about a jobber's greetings
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i want to fuck mare and filly
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>>563574447
The more Ruby I see, the more I become unreasonably horny for her.
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>>563574356
>linking to the VF website
Buy an ad
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>>563574515
yeppers
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>>563574338
don't be a pussy and go oshi + 2 doms
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>>563574465
Thanks bro
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>>563574263
Stupid sexy Ryan...
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Is it true there's rarely SRs worth getting going forward? should i use 2 yellows to get my nishi from 1LB to 3LB? shes kinda usable at 13RB
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>>563574327
Ironic coming from a niggerfaggot posting here
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>>563574556
But Oguri is my oshi too...
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>>563574519
Mare umaoshiri...
Filly umanko...
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>>563573860
>Daughter
>Daughter,
>Best Daughter
>Daughter
>Rough unprotected sex and marriage
>Daughter.
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>jpnigger spam
>Stegonigger here too
This thread will be worse
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>>563574142
just put in the g1s for your distances and be flexible with the rest
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>>563574263
See you soon Ryan bro
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>>563574465
bari!
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Even if you're into boyumas, there's so many better choices than Ryan.
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Been holding onto the card voucher we got, not really sure what to use it on. I'm leaning on just getting Biko to 4LB so I can get that 8% RB to 10% and hit some breakpoints easier. Not really keen on grabbing new cards since its not like I'll ever be using them at 0LB, and though I have 2 Crystals I'd rather save them for future cards, but some might be nice for farming like Rob Roy or whatever.

I mostly run Front Runners so I don't know if that changes any of my priorities as I think I manage just fine already, and my SR pool is pretty good, only don't have MLB Windy for my MANT deck. Any recommendations for what I should go for?
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>>563574638
shut the fuck up, homo
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don't make me horny for shion when there isn't even any good porn of her
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>>563574320
Happy Birthday, anon.
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>>563574619
cute
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So NSM on XOguri is only through the Bijin Wit card?
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>>563573860
Wait but Tama is just a short chick. If we go by the horses then Tama is actually a year older than Ogurin.
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When is the next evil uma banner? I already have Doto and Furawa
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>>563574030
the bonuses indicate 2 speed 1 power 3 wheat
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>>563574724
this is a cat
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>>563574741
Sex with Chrono
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>>563574058
Two of my favorite reaction images use Curren and I'm always worried I'll be mistaken for the avatartranny.
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>>563574767
Nigga "Erabe" Just means to choose. Nopthing to do with ages. Fucking Dream Journey is there too.
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>>563574767
Why doesn't Ogurin just eat Tama?
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>>563574840
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>>563574863
she did i saw a picture tama is dead now
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>>563574795
Evil double feature
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Tachyonbros…
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>>563574863
Why indeed
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why hasn't the Chiyofag posted his dick here yet but many straight anons posted theirs?
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>>563574886
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>>563574717
Thanks nishinobro
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>>563574972
He's brown
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>>563574845
>avatartranny
you are not fooling anyone scarjeet retard
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>>563572108
thanks again, that ended up being my first U rank Uma, I gotta take more risks.
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>>563573032
I will make her a mother
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>>563574971
Wasn't that event the Bite of '83 though?
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>>563575007
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We saw you from across the club and we really dig your vibe
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>>563574972
>many straight anons posted theirs?
i nut on a picture of Dia for other men and you think i'm straight?
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>>563573802
MINNA
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>>563574058
Avatar faggotry is banned partially because it triggers schizos into shitting up threads, retard. If anything you should hate the NTRetard even more
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>>563575109
You wouldn't be the first...or even the 11th
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>>563574863
Gotta fatten her up first
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>>563574709
You don't need porn to nut, use your imagination
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It's just funny and weird looking at A+ clubs and seeing that all of them still have A rank trainers inside.
You'd thought they're going to be S~SS rankers already. Shouldn't their respective danchous kick these jobbers?
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>>563575212
eroi
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>>563573032
She is marginally more than 2kb.
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>>563573032
Haven't tried her yet but I got her in only 30 rolls so I'm already favourably inclined towards her.
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>>563575268
I like this kind of melty
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cm12 stauts?
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Cute smug Stego
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>>563575197
Nothing gay about cum tributing anime sluts and sharing it with the bwos
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>>563575374
I have 0 usable aces
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>>563575382
how could i be so foolish at first.
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>>563575251
nta but I can't jack off to my imagination anymore because whenever I do I start creating vanilla and lovey-dovey scenarios that I'd loved to enact with a girlfriend I had at college who dissapeared and hasn't been found
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I will never understand the subhuman brown mind that dedicates all their time to shitposting here.
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attention club members erp will start in 10 mins please call out your role and character in the club chat thank you
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>>563574636
>>563575251
Stop lewding my daughter
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>>563575374
>>563575412
I have three quarters of one usable ace
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>>563575268
I'll allow it as long as you keep posting uma lewds
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>>563575439
get a hypnotist to erase it from your memory
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>>563575483
why not just ask ntranon directly? they love pretending to help and they're the perfect specimen to ask
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>>563575374
one hog slaying ace ready
2 doms ready
chilling
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>>563575439
>spoiler
this but if I'm fantasizing about an anime girl she immediattely gets replaced by my childhood friend i ended up having a situationship with in college and have been deeply in love with for 5 years, almost longer than the time we knew each other before i developed feelings
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>>563575484
I call dibs on Trainer B
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why did they make a broodmare into the youngest playable uma anyways
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>>563575484
You gotta say which club or I won't bother to login
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kicking chiyononigger's single nut
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>>563575439
Like, ghosted you and you never saw her again or just disappeared without her parents even knowing?
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>>563575667
the filly agenda must be maintained
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>>563575667
Nishino's existence makes Doto's career really funny since half of it is about Doto going through uma puberty. Doto is one hell of a late bloomer
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>>563574972
he's fake gay
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>>563575498
but bari isn't even lewd
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>>563567546
KINO
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>>563575723
One day she was there, the other one she wasn't, and not even her parents know. We keep in touch but so far 0 news
>>563575746
Big filly must be mantained and enforced
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>>563575374
It pains me that I have to let go of two other aces I worked hard to make for two dominators just so my Cafe wife can win a Platinum
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>>563575809
based, Doto is the hidden loli
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yep, nothing today
nothing nothing nothing
nothing
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...
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borrows
borrows
yes
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>want to sexually fuck Sweepy and Mayano Top Cun
>have 0 lewd thoughts about Nishino and Urara and just want to pet their heads
wtf is this sorcery, am I an ironic lolicon?
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>>563575910
>thinks being a loli has to do with age
Found the redditranny
>>563575943
No you just have good taste
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>>563573032
I was able to get this Nishino within 3 runs >>563496795 and in the first batch of TT races, Shiraoki-sama herself decided me replacing a mile chansformed Laisu with that Nishino was enough to give me this score. I planned on doing parent runs if I was falling below 740k, but now I can wait for another week or two while focusing back on CM12 aces.
>>563575374
I played 15 Tachyon runs over 3 days to get a decent medium spark, I had two sparks that were really great but were either Pace pink or a 1* turf and 1* guts. I did hit a 2* power 2* medium with half the amount of good sparks, but I'm tired of playing Tachyon and need to start builds for Hanukkah fatty.
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>>563575667
Dober was also a broodmare and she's a sophisticated lady
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>>563575897
what the fuck
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when the futanarization curse inevitably hits tracen which umas will shrug it off and be normal? which ones will completely lose their minds to the pleasure of cumming with their dicks?
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>>563575439
When I try to jerk off with my imagination, I get so fixated on fantasies with all my high school crushes that I wonder if I’m technically a pedophile or not for still finding them all hot. Like, porn is tolerable, sure. But NO pornstar could EVER make me cum like the huge girl in my high school MMA class that always got me into armbars and chokeholds. God, I’d give my left nut just to feel her pussy on my elbow again.
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>>563576110
female trainer
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>>563575943
you know "taste" is a thing right? just because you're capable of attraction to girls doesn't mean you're going to be attracted to ALL and EVERY girl. I'm the exact same way
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>>563576110
don't you have a JP thread to post in?
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I'm done with my xoguri + debuffer setup for cm12 and wanna train some umas for cm13 but the parents I have so far are shit and 0 are 3* or have good hints so how do you go about making good parents now? You play mant with a shit uma of your own and a good borrow until you get a good parent, then make another parent with a borrow and your good uma?
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HOLY SHIT
it's either schizo talk or faggot talk
this is all time low for /uma/
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didnt you have a /v/ thread to report?
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>>563575809
"uma puberty" is just bullshit they came up with to explain why doto can't run in the classics, the real reason is because doto's irish and foreign born horses weren't allowed in the classics until 2001
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Last day to get your Sprint/Dirt/Long Climaxes.
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>>563576256
no i'm john umamusume and i'm here to confirm uma puberty is real
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>>563576125
Everyone is attracted to kids, retard. You're only a pedo if you fuck them. It's like murder, wanting to kill your boss doesn't make you a muderer, killing your boss does.
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>>563576230
Brown hours pls understand
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>>563576261
Oh yeah you’re right
Thank you for the reminder, mysterious Pasa Poster
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>>563576256
shut up, nerd
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>>563576230
bye, won't miss you
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>>563576334
i feel like we've been saying this for the past 72 hours. when do brown hours end?
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I have to borrow wit nature for lates and I'm struggling with overall stats. Does this new group pal card help, especially if you're missing the big speed cards in fuku and NTR?
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>>563576313
>Everyone is attracted to kids
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>>563576309
ToT imagine having irresponsible nakadashi sex with doto
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>>563575374
4-0 on public rooms so far, have even beaten UG umas as well. Its disgusting how this xOguri with shitty statlines can consistently win with just the help of two dominators.
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>>563576452
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>>563576313
>Everyone is attracted to kids, retard.
no.
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>>563576313
>Everyone is attracted to kids
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>>563576412
When the schizo gets banned
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>>563576396
neck yourself
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>wit lvl 5, everything else at lvl 2
>senior year
>500 wit
how is this even possible
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>>563576412
when NTRcuck's crack binge ends and he passes out (hopefully forever)
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>>563576313
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>>563576445
>>563576487
>>563576495
I only mean the hot kids, obviously people will not want to fuck the ugly kids.
If you're telling me there isn't a single 15 year old girl you would think is fuckable you're either a liar or a huge fagot
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>>563576313
>Everyone is attracted to kids,
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>>563576528
do you close your eyes while the run is active? you tell us, you're the one with speed sparks or that bought wit training item or that kept training dogshit wit turns
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orange
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is nice nature a hvbe?
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>>563576313
>>563576653
why did you post teio instead of NTR for once?
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>>563576653
>I only mean the hot kids, obviously people will not want to fuck the ugly kids.
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>>563576313
wtf teiofags are based now
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>>563576653
>I only mean the hot kids, obviously people will not want to fuck the ugly kids.
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>>563574356
thanks
>>563574626
thats what i've been doing, is it better to focus on my best distances then? I have an uma im using who is A mile A medium and A long
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>>563576230
>go to the /vm/ thread
>stegoshitter is there
It's fucking over. Owari da
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>>563576313
>Everyone is attracted to kids
>>563576653
>I only mean the hot kids, obviously people will not want to fuck the ugly kids.
bro. you're glowing.
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>>563576669
I love boobies
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don't forget to do your MANT goals for 500 jimmies
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>>563576528
>BRO it's 13 WIT, I KNOW THERE'S A G1 BUT IT'S LIKE 13 WIT BRO I GOTTA TAKE THIS BRO
this kind of decision making I presume
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>>563576653
/bag/ is that way bwo
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>>563576668
>kept training dogshit wit turns
yeah I think I did this, speed was from fat rainbow summers tho
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>>563576665
especially me
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Response?
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>>563576905
>super empty crib
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>>563576653
Yeah, that makes sense. Only good kids are the sexy ones.
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>>563576819
>>563576874
I'm not telling you to fuck kids, idk how I'm glowing. It's obvious that the vast majority of people are attracted to girls under 16. If you don't wanna fuck them cause of prison risks or cause you think it's morally bad doesn't matter. You are still sexually attracted to them and would fuck them if there was no stigma.
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>>563576860
Hmm nyo
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>>563577092
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>>563577092
i understand exactly what you're trying to say but i think it's near impossible to try and defend yourself due to the same social stigmas you speak of
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this thread glows in the dark
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>>563576860
Aaaand done!
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>>563576905
Yes, explain the red thing behind her and why I'm seeing a lot of nips talking about this phrase
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>>563577217
Sorry my b.
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>>563577092
I get what you're saying but you're explaining it like a retard so it's easy to think you're just a pedophile.
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Any cute anons here right now?
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real life 3dpd elementary school student kids are disgusting
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>>563576204
But I'm a global player. I'm literally in mambo. I'm just concerned about the inevitable futanari curse that's going to hit tracen.
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>>563577382
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>>563576894
Akarin
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>>563576992
What if you look at Seiun Sky?
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If kids were impossible for normal people to find sexy, then how do teenagers find other teenagers sexy? Why would your aesthetic opinion change, if the girl’s appearance in your head literally didn’t change at all?
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>>563577384
Are you saying this so the to claim plausible deniability when you say you didn't fiddle those kiddies?
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>>563577432
What about her?
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>>563577384
Any teachers here that can confirm this?
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>>563577467
sure, if you want to forfeit the opportunity to legally destroy your doctor
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>>563577467
Thanks for the dose of stinky uma pantyhose doc
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>>563577184
>>563577345
Alright I'll explain it better
If you want to fuck the ugly Asian chick cause she's asian you have yellow fever
If you wanna fuck the hot 10/10 Asian chick you're just a normal straight guy
If you wanna fuck the ugly 14 year old girl cause she's a 14 year old girl you're a pedo
If you wanna fuck the hot 10/10 14 year old girl you're just a normal straight guy
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>>563577609
>Alright I'll explain it better
>Explains it even worse
s-sugoi...
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Any uma loremasters in the thread right now? Can someone explain who Artisan is? Is she related to Kitasan?
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>>563577609
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This choyonofaggo tries too hard to be /uma/ eceleb
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>>563577609
Now use umas to explain it
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>>563577778
At least I don't have to try so hard to speak English
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>>563577793
I don't know any umas I'm from /BAG/
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>>563577778
I like him. He's better than the chiyoliberal at least.
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>>563577924
They're the same retard, just a different schtick

>>563577875
you don't deserve proper grammar faggot
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>>563577909
Two cuties on the right
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>>563577978
brown
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>>563577609
There are no hot 14 year old and under girls. You are clearly just a pedophile
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>>563578093
what about that girl from cake town
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>>563577748
>Artisan
That's her crown name
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>>563578093
>There are no hot 14 year old and under girls
All the Russian models I see on the /tv/ catalog would prove otherwise
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>>563577978
Well if it's the same guy I like him anyway because chiyolib rhymes with neolib and I feel clever for saying it
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kids arent hot, teens are. they can get pregnant at that age so their attractiveness is biologically programmed in us.
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I THINK I understand what he's trying to say he phrased it strange. He meant something like, "in the past, when you were in school, you must have liked at least one girl, right? If so that means you were attracted to a young girl at least once in your life, if not I think you are lying" Something like that I guess. Basically like, >>563576874 He's saying something wanting to fuck someone like Hasumi there are LOTS of students like her in BA with big bazongas, nice big butts, and not lolis when you were also young. Either way its pretty funny how much shit he got for phrasing it that way.
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>>563578219
So her name is Artisan Cleat? Naruhodo
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>>563577793
nta but my guess, you can replace ugly with more "normal" or girl-next-door
Kiryuin
Riko
Special Week
Gold City
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>>563578093
I'm sure there aren't anon. All the people horny posting on the internet about Hermione in Harry Potter were clearly just pedos.
Same goes for all the women obsessing over 14-15 year old Justin Bieber.
All of them want to fuck kids cause they are kids, definitely nothing to do with the kids being very attractive and talented
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>do 1 run in unity cup instead of MANT to read dia's career story
>fast learner
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>>563578269
The fact that they CAN'T get pregnant is the hottest part...
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>>563578413
holy fuark....
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Chiyoposter made me gay <3
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Personally, I like hags.
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what the fuck do I do after my 5 daily borrows? i feel really bored now
what other games are fun to play after uma brainrot?
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>Mejiro Dober
Win: 9.4% (1717)
Pop: 5.1% (18352)
>Mejiro Ryan
Win: 5.4% (432)
Pop: 2.2% (8044)
The fuck? Why does nobody play Ryan
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Ok
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I'm fine with any age as long as they're infertile
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>>563578606
You're supposed to talk about gay sex or child sex on /uma/ after finishing your borrow runs
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>>563578606
What did you do with your life before you played Uma
Do that
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Between fronts that I have for medium TT, do I pick McQueen 5*, Daiwa 4* or Dance Sky 3*?
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>>563578587
those aren't hags, they're about the same age as me
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>>563578627
ugly
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>>563578606
>what the fuck do I do after my 5 daily borrows?
loop your existing MANT parents
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>>563578606
feeling the exact same thing
super bored of everything else...not much to do
the only joy I get is interacting with people online really
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>>563578774
i was a baby while you were in high school
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>>563578587
>TFW closing in on 30
>Older women are becoming my peers now.
My disgusting fetish...
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do we ever get an event where we can use two borrows as legacies?
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nishino really is a mommy loli
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>>563579027
i lost the game
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>>563578774
hey...
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>>563579027
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>>563579027
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>>563574145
I got so used to Fenomeno's version, other versions sound alien and unlistenable to me.
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I could rape most anons in this thread.
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>>563579027
WEIIIIIII did you hear that they did 67 in space
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>>563579323
>>563578581
samefag
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>>563579462
hot trainer
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>>563579462
I want to fuck that trainer more than Mayano
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>>563579462
I want to fuck Mayano in front of her trainer
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>>563579462
Maybe ningen are the way after all...
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>>563579419
Wow, my first time being accused of samefagging!!!!
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doing nothing but watch posts come in...
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>>563579650
someday you'll be accused of being a schizo just like me, padawan
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>>563579627
I will steal Happy Meek from Aoi and make her a mother
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What does it taste like?
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>>563579627
I will steal Aoi from Happy Meek and make her a mother
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>>563580162
It rapes
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Some anon is waiting expectantly for posts to come in only to realize he wasted his time reading one with nothing of substance
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>>563580162
I can give you an actual answer if you can find out what type of grape/blend it is. Kind of looks like eiswein, but that may just be a tinted bottle.
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I enjoy buddy comedy
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Is distance nerfed in mant? I went from 80 or whatever tp to 10 with 0 distance activations. I don't even bother finishing the runs. In fact, most runs have just nothing in them. I'm about to just drop the game altogether because every minute is just a waste of time. I'm getting nowhere fast.

I'm using 4 medium sparks, one of them 3*, and has double circles. Each parent is from mant.
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>>563576810
I have a feeling half of /uma/ and /vm/a are just crossposters
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Post something cute
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>>563580418
are the sparks on the gp or parent
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What would the doujin market look like if umas weren't off-limit?
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Winning Post should have a translation
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thread is so fucking dead
no one is posting
no schizos no avatarfags
not even rooms now
EoS
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>>563575943
Mesugaki taste good
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>>563580554
nobody from /uma/ posts here schizo. Talk about the game
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>>563580881
nyo
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>>563580881
kek well played
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>>563580554
I go to /v/ma when /uma/ is being homosexual, ive been doing that for months. Vice versa too.
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I will rape the next Avatarfag
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>>563580603
This
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>>563576810
/v/ma got relegated to /vm/? grim
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Miss JP posters yet?
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Cafe love
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>>563579462
I want to steal mayano's trainer's shoes
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>>563581263
What is this creature?
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>>563581208
They're doing a lot better than I expected, the quality is high. Still a shame they got kicked off /v/
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>>563581263
jp posters are the only ones who play the game and make rooms unironically
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>>563581483
lmao shut the fuck
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>>563581396
why are you a nigger
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>>563581516
Post a room and your aces
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>>563581280
Is Coffee good for you?
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>>563579323
Except for me
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>>563581516
post aces and room then, lets see it
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>>563581664
As long as it's not more than 4 cups a day sure
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>>563581664
In moderation its not bad for you
Makes you eat less
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Would cafe enjoy or hate it if you came in her coffee
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>>563581884
Mad of course
Unless you tell her it's a "Cafe au laite" and wink
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>Outer Swell + Radiant Star
>Rising Dragon + Glittering Star
which one anons
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>>563581635
>>563581769
>room
nice try faggot. blackened ones are my dominators
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>>563581664
Is cheese good for you?
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>>563582060
So you are just a shitposter that doesn't even play, as usual
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>>563582102
dick cheese
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>>563582139
Why don't you create a room then
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>>563582178
Because I don't play either that's how I know you're full of shit
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>>563582102
Yes!
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>>563582178
Eternal 24/7 Brown thread
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>>563581664
It's actually good cause it contains lots of antioxidants, like everything many other things though, good in moderation
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Am I right to understand that front Makween is bad?
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>>563582060
>>563582221
jpniggers don't play the game and are here just to post faggotry... fucking shocking
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>>563582262
No, it will proc even if you're on 1st
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>post a room so I can dox you and spend the next 3 days calling you a schizo bro
I'm done for today. I can't wait for the mile CM
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Reminder that if fags don't post proof of them playing the game you must discard all their claims
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>>563582550
ok
>>563581483 discarded
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MITAKA
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Mambo
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I don't think any of you would be interested in me doing URA careers only and occasionally watching story slides. I haven't even touched Trailblazer yet.
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>>563582636
>he also didn't post proof when asked
If you're afraid of being "doxxed" here means you have something to hide, maybe because you're one of the fags ruining threads
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>>563582712
What do you mean?
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>>563582773
>no proof posted attached to post
dont care. discarded
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>>563582779
Meant to reply to faggot above who bitches "muh no proof of playing"
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>>563582765
Someone needs to edit this to add prices and sex positions and the last one is goo-goo babies for free
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Fuck, End Closer Rudolf was a fun idea until I realized she also needed Mile sparks. They really should've removed/reduced the distance penalty on MANT
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>so mad he can't even quote properly
>his rant makes no sense
Of course the tranny who is "afraid of being identified" doesn't play and is a schizo
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>>563582959
post discarded
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>>563582887
Stop mutating!
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>>563582939
Orange love
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>>563583067
I can't believe donna made juice out of those innocent umas
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>>563582939
That's a fox tail
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>>563581664
It is especially if you find some good blends, I came across some grogg blend with caramel and irish creme last month, fun burst of energy.
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>>563576313
This is what gaijins call a truth nuke
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I can't use Jordan and City anymore because I need two dominators to counter getting quatro dominated this CM
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this thread confirms the brown internet theory
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Why can't this be real
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>>563583487
We are all brown on this board
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forever my kingu
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>>563583487
How can I be brown if my penis is white
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pic related it's me. Can you guys give me an Uma wife?
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nishino flower wants my seed
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>>563583627
She's your speed
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How the fuck do I build longs in MANT? I've been running 3 wit 3 guts for everything so far and the high rolls are pretty good results usually. Now I've swapped to 2 speed 2 power and 2 wit and the results are just dismal. Is it spreading my shit too far?
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>>563583523
I will give Teio 500 children
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>>563583627
probably the loli looking umas
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>>563583764
2pd 1 stam 2 wit 1 team sirius
creek alone will get you 1k stam
9pwr sparks 6 stam ones at minimum
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>>563583627
You already have one bwo...
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I still haven't finished the part 2 missions because it feels like a waste
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>>563583764

On a 0% speed/some stamina growth uma you kinda have to go 3 speed, 2 wit 1 stamina as long as the stamina is Creek. 2 speed is doable in theory but it's very highroll run since you need to stamina train during summer so you're praying for multiple double speed rainbows outside of summer.

This example Cafe didn't race enough.
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Making an ace Nice Nature has been tough with the amount of mile demons you have to deal with.
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>>563583906
2pd? spd? My only race bonus speed card is a 3lb windy, I don't have any other rb speed cards
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>Makween no good mile apt
Give it to me straight. Is it worth wasting parent slot to make her mile B or A even to build as Front for medium TT, or should I go with Daiwa and that's it?
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>>563584006
60 TP = 20 carats
Missions = 500+ carats
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>>563584006
There's less than a day left of half TP, you can do it.
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>>563584094
Just go with Daiwa dude, she has Killer Tunes too so you don't have to use power pasa
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>>563584012
I don't have the cards for that. Hmm Idk what to do...
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>>563584094
daiwa has killer tunes built in. she's better
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Thank you guts god
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>>563582848
You can tell this is isn't from Google because no one ever runs this race.
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If I borrow a Pasa for my XOguri, can I tone down on the 12* power sparks and look for wit sparks?
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>>563584063
post deck
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>>563584179
>>563584219
But do I go with gutsmaxxing or just normal deck?
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>>563583974
>You already have one bwo...
?
Who?
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>>563584395
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i can't watch anime while i play anymore because mantblazer makes me focus on the game
i hate mantblazer
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>>563584395
Your donkey
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>>563583764
My two good Pisces aces were 2 SPD 1 STA 2 POW 1 WIT and 3 SPD 1 STA 2 POW
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>>563584432
I have no idea who this is.
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>>561456110
here you go
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>>563584513
based
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Aries Cup is owari da for me. I give up.
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>>563575374
Open
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>>563584583
>every ace I make after is worse than the initial ones I made
Yeppers time to prepare for CM13
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>>563584343
what do you mean? Post the deck I was using? Or post all my cards?
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>>563584380
2-3 wit
1-2 speed
1-2 power
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Retarded?
>>563584653
F-fine...
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>>563584513
Nice, I will try to use it
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>>563584513
yay
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>>563584487
So does race bonus just not matter?
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>>563584513
Oh no…the number one rapist!
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>>563584513
Based Ichiban
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>>563584702
>2 guts
>borrowing suzuka
g-gwo????
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>>563576313
Based Teio poster
>>563576445
Shut up hag
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>>563573032
she’s cute and a good girl
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>>563584784
It's for TT...
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It seems like most of the unreleased uma that people think are strong racers are front or pace. Who are the unreleased backliners that have a strong rep for cm etc success? I don't feel like I see much besides Orfevre.
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>>563584754
Of course it does. The POW cards I used were Flower and welfare Marvelous.
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Last night I had a wet dream of pumping an uma full of cum, and impregmating her. But being a dream, I forgot who she was upon awakening. Can you guys use Shiraoki-sama's divine wisdom to remember who I wqs fucking in my dream?
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>>563584851
>2 gold shards away from MLBing this
Next event when?
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>>563584858
Ryan
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>>563584823

For TT you want reliable gold skills. Suzuka's gold really isn't that, it can only trigger for first place.
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>>563584063
>I don't have any other rb speed cards
use Kitasan and play with 50RB
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>>563584646
Post all your cards, now I know this is for Cafe, and assuming this is for TT
This Goldship won Pisces Platinum, and this deck only has 45 RB
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>>563584905
Daiwa front...
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>>563583067
>>563583109
That's my donna! Sasuga!
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>>563583181
Lies and slander!
>>563583067
Yay!
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>>563584851
But If I slot in 3 speed cards I'm looking at a potential max of 23% if I borrow fuku. any other combination of 3 could net as far as 40% RB.
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>>563575374
Need to make a 2nd dominator but I’m so lazy
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>>563576313
landmark post
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Chestnuts
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>>563584918
>no mlb kita
I didn't have enough carats by the end of her second run, but all my crystals will be going to her now that I got creek maxed.
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Teiobros actually are the best posters because they make me laugh without having to rely on schizo posts or dramafagging
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>>563585213
Which chestnut's chest you'd nut?
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>>563585046
This was the 3 SPD deck. Apparently I brainfarted and forgot to switch Ryan (was using her on the fronts for groundwork greens) out for Flower. No with sparks, MANT just gives you a lot of it for free.
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>>563584891
Neicheer and Cheer Kingu story in less than 2 weeks.
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>>563585362
I swear to god if they turn my girl into a stacey they're getting another bomb.
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>>563584918
>>563585329
Alright well looking at what you posted I'll try a 3 spd 2 pw 1 stam deck for my next run. I was being pretty stubborn in trying to keep wit cards in there.
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>>563585362
Being a cheerleader without twintails is an actual crime
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Your response?
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>>563585518
What a handsome fellow
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>>563585362
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>>563585518
Sounds like peak
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>>563585518
Your Oguri hit nimble too late and I usually already win by the time Rudolph hits her unique. So I guess my response would be a *rapes you* sticker in the post game lobby and collecting my free gems
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>>563585303
You could try something like this anon, for Cafe you don't have speed or power growth, so you want to bring speed and power sparks to compensate
The goldshi I posted only had 2 wit, 5 power and 7 stamina sparks, my own mediocre parents
This deck has 50RB, but as I showed you can go with 45 RB just fine, I wouldn't recommend it, unless you know what you are doing
If you have to replace any card from here I'd say replace Tachyon because she does not give that many WIT stats and takes a lot to fill her friendship, you could try slotting in the Shinko Windy for her instead
>>
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>>563585481
Well, she turns into this >>563585749 but I can't determine if that makes it better for you or not.
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This breeding mare chose me I didn't even have to try
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Do I need 3 recoveries for X Oguri WITH U=ma2 or is U=ma2 part of the 3 recoveries?
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>>563585875
I don't often retry races especially if they aren't tied to important epithets, but I always will against Brian because I hate her DUMB smirk so much.
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Assuming 4 white recoveries how much stam does XOguri need?
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>>563586013
Are you retarded?
If U=MA2 was not part of the recoveries, why would you ever get it?
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>>563585792
Why no power cards, just out of curiosity? I have 2 with 15% RB each. Also I don't have MLB NTR or team sirius.
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>>563586049
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>>563586063
Even without STA sparks you will get around 500+ which is enough
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Stop, tongue inspection!
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Any dirtfags here? I'm looking for uma to build for dirt races and isn't shit. Need diversity since I mostly race on longs anyway.
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>>563586090
You can't afford to use power cards for Long distances, sure training power gives you stamina, but your guts will be affected, you want at least 601 guts minimum and you get that training stamina with Creek
Borrow Topro, and surely you can buy MLB Sirius, if that is not possible we can move some cards around
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>>563586265
Have you considered our queen of dirt, Agnes Digital?
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>>563586265
But there are no dirt longs.
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Finally my TT furawa is complete
>the game sorted her as a medium uma thanks to the stam scrolls rng
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>>563586265
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>>563585769
As in... cap?
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>>563586164
you cut that out
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>>563586279
>You can't afford to use power cards for Long distances, sure training power gives you stamina, but your guts will be affected, you want at least 601 guts minimum and you get that training stamina with Creek
Ah, makes sense.
>buy sirius
lmao, I haven't even done that chapter yet. I probably don't have the CP to MLB it yet, but it's something I could work towards. Is it that good of a card?
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https://poal.me/jp46fp
https://poal.me/jp46fp
https://poal.me/jp46fp
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What are my chances to win this CM if instead of Xoguri I will put Late Oguri Pulser
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>>563586491
LET'S GO GAMBLING
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>>563586465
total Narita Brian Death
>>
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>>563586279
601 guts is basically free. Have you not played MANT?
>>563585329
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>>563586491
50%, you do or you don't.
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>>563586607
>https://poal.me/jp46fp
>>563586279
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>>563586607
he doesn't play the game
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uuuuuuuuuuuu
madacchi
uuuuuuuuuuuu
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None of you are my friends.
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>>563586571
brian's a cunt and maya's enthusiastically involved in the relationship. kind of a no brainer. orange will do all she can to make you happy. dumb dog will scoff and grunt and burn you out.
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>>563586571
sloppy toppy with mayano
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>>563586571
man thats a short trainer
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>>563586424
>Is it that good of a card?
It gives you tons of free stats, multiple energy ups and mood ups which save you a lot of store items usage, it heals Practice Poor, gives you Corner Recovery if you unlock recreation before the juniors New Year (after Hopeful Stakes), and Best in Japan is one of the strongest skills for Longs at the moment
Outside of Longs you can also grab Risky Business from McQueen recreation which is an insane strong medium race skill that you can abuse in short Mediums and Mile/Sprint distances
I personally think it is one of the strongest cards added in MANT, but that is just my opinion
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>>563586330
>>563586347
Which one of (You) should I believe?
>>563586340
Read my comment again. Is it really that difficult to understand?
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>>563586806
>here's you vegetable bro
who the fuck likes this crap
>AIIIIIIIII COPIIIIIIII
life is healed
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you don't need creek for 700+ guts
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>>563586607
>>563586709
I think he means in exclusion to slotting in creek. Your posts have creek, ergo they have the free 600 guts. I'll give his deck a go, but I have a feeling the wit cards aren't going to be worth more than a power card...
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>>563586767
I AM your friend whether you like it or not.
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>>563586424
Fuku should be your default borrow in MANT. The initial stats wins you all the junior year G1s and can save your clocks early classic year if you got bad training RNG.
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>>563586491
If the XOguris haven't started zooming by 777m, then you have to hope the fronts didn't battle enough to build a gap that's too much to cover. But you can also hope the fronts spot struggle each other to death and the XOguris whiffs their heals, but for consistency, you're going to be reliant on inherited/general late race accels and at least a Nimble Navigator if you don't want to run Yeppers. In any case, it's never 0%.
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>>563586858
Well I was clearly sleeping on it, thanks anon. I'll give the deck a run. But if it's that good with the recoveries, I'm feeling it might be even more of a reason to replace one or both wits with power cards.

Cafe has such a high stam % that every power training almost equals stam in stat growth.
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>>563586971
So with that guy's reccomended deck, replace NTR with fuku?
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>>563586607
>>563586717
>>563586709
Thanks for proving my point using MLB Creek
>>563587002
Here is a Digital I made for this next Aries Cup, using Team Sirius
>Replacing a WIT card
What works for me might not work for you, go for it
I only used MLB Finemo for my Goldshi and that got her enough WIT to not be braindead
Try using power cards or mixing sparks
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What if
Tokai Teio + NSM
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How do dd + pp work?
Doesn't it also work with ignited wit? What about the 3 of them at the same time?
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>>563587180
run her as late
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can you niggers hit SS or UG on nishino flower without med aptitudes or dirt aptitudes?
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>>563587142
Why not use PWR Sunday for F&F?
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>>563586973
Sooooo uhhhhhhh
Pump, Dober, OYL, NSM, CC... anything else? Will it be enough?
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>>563587326
Super Stan ignores the pace down mechanic, Digitan pushes up and secures 4-6 position, sometimes I've had her 3rd and never proc her accels, F&F would be an overkill on her
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remember to eat bwos, was feeling like crap until then

>>563587265
I don't know how it works with ignited wit, but dd procs, you go at an accelerated pace to the side, and then pp procs (hopefully soon after) and accelerates you back into the inner rail
without dd pp does nothing
and without pp dd makes you travel a little further than usual *technically* losing lengths but I haven't noticed it griefing you or anything
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Been away from the thread for a bit over a day, did I miss any new cock or cum posts
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Does anybody know any Action Replay or Game Genie codes that will add more Matikanes to the game I need at least three more thank you
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>>563587283
SS without med? Easy
UG? Would probably need fast learner
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>>563587142
>Not having to borrow finemo
must be nice. Well it's a good thing I'm planning to roll on the s.maru banner, I might pick up finemo along the way. Hopefuly it doesn't cost too much and I'll have enough left over at the end for Tachyon. sitting at 72k atm
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>>563587458
prove it you liar
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>>563587442
is cock and cum the only thing in your mind?
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>>563587442
Same sister, all you missed is /uma/ turning into /pol/
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>>563587442
>>563587506
you literally missed 24 hours of cock posting. I pray tonight does not devolve into the same.
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>>563587442
you missed out on falco and curren poster erp
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what the FUCK
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>>563586890
Creek is human rights in long for sure, but for stam and Maestro, not guts. Looking at your card pool I would run Fuku, Sweepy, Flash, Creek, welfare Marvy, and welfare Dober. If you can crystal up Stinko Windy then replace Flash. I don't think you'll be able to get away with 2 SPD without Kitasan. Since it's TT bring as many wit sparks as you can.
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>>563587580
your late surger dominators?
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You may speak again
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Anyone building proper non-dominator late aces? Do you guys bother with OYL or just gamble on Moving Past/Pump Iron
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>>563587180
>Teio's kit is full of shit navigation skill to reference the Teio step
>doesn't have nimble navigator which would redeem her or even NSM like her friend Maya
>she's the one to give nimble navigator in her MANT event
>even her card has nimble navigator but not her
>secret event gives head-on instead which is only good for mile and sprint
>E mile F sprint
>didn't even mention that her ult literally doesn't work
>then anime Teio has 2 gold recoveries including one that is medium only lmao and her ult doesn't work either
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>>563587743
Thank you Oguri, you are so benevolent...
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im back what did i miss
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has anyone else ever had 4 gold cleats in the final shop while already having 3? because what the fuck i didn't even get a single kale juice the entire run
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>>563587765
You need No stopping me
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>>563587715
I HATE CURREN
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Is the track condition here accurate? It'd be nice to use NTR again to (sort of) guarantee a green
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I missed you guys
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sorry, the servers died but you should be able to chat again.
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>captcha explodes
>have to go out
>do my obligations
>buy peanut butter
>return home
>back up again
just as planned
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>>563587476
i'm too lazy to do a new run right now but it's basically the same growth and distance aptitudes
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>>563587876
yeppers. It's a rerun of CM1
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>>563587879
If you really missed us you would have cum tributed this thread
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>>563587879
Chiyo HATE
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>>563587895
BUHIIII
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>>563587898
noice
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>>563587765

Doto should be strong in theory but I can't get a good run going (no medium S, bad wit, Marvelous never gives me gold). She's a gambler but if you can manage 6th-5th to proc Dober which ideally makes you pass someone which then triggers Doto unique. That's a lot of accel in a combo before any OYL gambling.
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I think stamina growth is good to make UG
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>>563587442
Cumcock was posted like 12h~ ago
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Woah that was out a bit huh, I thought it was my computer for a while. Got my borrows done though, phew. Opps forgot I was replying to something.
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i love spark farming
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>>563587765
nimble/NSM + mp and pump
OYL is too expensive and unreliable for the price just get more midrace
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"budding" blossom...
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>>563588082
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>>563587765
Both my """"hybrid"""" aces got fast learner so I was able to get a shit ton of midrace and accels along with dominator so they're basically indistinguishable from any other late
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>>563587879
I am neutral to both Chiyono O and Chiyono O posters.
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>>563588173
you too??
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What's sex with Admire Vega like
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>>563587863
My Ass Wonder with NSM jobs to my Rudolf with Nimble Nav, From the Brink, and Slick Surge though
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I still never got an SS+
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>>563588272
That's just grass being a shit ace
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What the FUCK happened?
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bros I want to play but there's nothing to do or build I wish I had v.bobo so I could spam runs and not need to borrow her
for 13 I can at least do that since I already have seiun and maru parents ready to go
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>>563587667
>If you can crystal up Stinko Windy
4 short... I don't remember who I bumped up last, but it probably wasn't as important as windy. Why dober? Just to keep a wit card there for TT? I don't have too many wit sparks, but I can try find a borrow.

I'll eventually end up trying all these combos, but I think on my next run I'll give this comp a go, since I'll need to save up some points to mlb team sirius.
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>>563588324
Damn, show d*ck?
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>>563587442
I got horny just reading this and im not even into it, its so over
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I go to the trophy room and use Tachyon and Suzuka's trophies as fuel
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>>563588395
Here >>563587981
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>>563588357
Do more fanruns
No im not your danchode
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>>563588324
Same
I skipped over SS+ and went straight to UG
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>>563587478
Yes, it is sorry bwo

>>563587985
What the hell where I can't find it
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>>563586013
For CM12 you want 3 recoveries plus U=ma2, so 4 recoveries total
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hit ug on nishino flwoer without med races and ill suck your cock.
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>>563588418
I think that means you're into it, gaybro

>>563588575
I should actually I've been slacking, and the half tp event ends soon
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>>563586013
hydrate
corner recovery
triple 7
u=ma2
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You didn't have to come back
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7* power 9* medium, this is pretty good.
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>>563574958
But it's true, someone who really played her career knows that. She just teases you sometime, but that's all. No romantic interest, maybe she would fuck you just for fun.
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Hi guys it's Curren Chan! Welcome to my new stream~
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>>563588750
I am straight, fucking Curren
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>>563588793
but I missed you bwo
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>>563588896
It's ok bwo /uma/ is a judgement free zone
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I want to fuck Spe
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I thought Stinko Windy was terrible? Weren't we going all in on Ayabe!?
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>>563588896
according to my analysis, you are not
while admitting getting hard to gay activites is straight, considering who it's coming from I think it's safe to asssume you are not
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bwehs the more rooms I run the shitter my results get
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>>563587351
>anything else?
The rival races can give you Eager and Take The Chance which are both for medium and when you're in the back, midrace velocity and late race accel respectively. Those and general midrace abilities to keep up will be good, and I'm seeing the speed greens go a long way as well.
>Will it be enough?
Anything is enough if your belief in Shiraoki-sama is strong.
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Currens topping falco posters is a good thread dynamic
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>>563589005
Yes, I'm glad you understand
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>>563589062
you should run some here
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>>563589097
Actually is Chinko Windy even good if you already have kitasan and other good speed ssrs?
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>>563588983
I HATE SPECHUD
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>>563588983
Everyone says this
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>>563588258
Bro no
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>>563588983
Same
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>>563588983
you would want to fuck most umas
even the ugly ones
even some of the npcs
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>>563576313
>Everyone is attracted to kids
>You're only a pedo if you fuck them
American brain at its finest
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Not enough posts advocating for sex with femtoreina (single mother of her hecking daughterino haru urara)
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>>563589257
SHUT UP DON'T TAKE ABOUT MY AMERIBROS LIKE THAT SOME OF THEM MAY BE A LITTLE SILLY BUT THAT'S WHY WE LOVE THEM
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>>563588793
*chu*
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>>563589059
You did not have to roast me so hard there
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>>563589298
we don't like Israel's bitchboys around here
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>>563589307
sorry, but it had to be done. know your place, skank!
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>>563589307
hehe
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So Falco is a bottom?
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>>563589298
Aw, thanks eurobruv!!!
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>>563588983
We know Grass
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So how come lusty.ai can advertise literally trannies sucking cock (you can see the shaft) on blue boards but you get warned if you post some lewd stuff
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>>563589256
But Spe is the one I want to rape the most
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>>563588983
>>563589251
I know it's you behind these posts Grass
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>>563576313
teiobros ovr repvtation....
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>>563589461
hehe
I will always have your back
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I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE GONE FOR REAL THIS TIME
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>>563589639
>>563589461
now kiss
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>>563589667
You can never truly leave /uma/
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>>563589667
We'll never leave you baby *chu*
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>>563589667
Im tired of the game... I feel like quitting soon
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>>563589639
wtf I love eurobros now
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>>563589520
Spe is for loving sex only
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>>563589792
6 and this anon can leave the game and general
7 and I rape him while he’s forced to play for another six months
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I need more borrows
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>>563589792
Can I have your umas when you quit?
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>love nice nature and tannhauser

What does that say about me bros
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>>563589792
post farewell cock
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>>563589863
you love losers
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everyone loves kids tho?
how else are you gonna be a parent?
your competitive child loving?
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>>563589859
We got a real sicko over here
How the fuck you find time to do more then 5 mantels a day
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>>563589883
That sounds like a hilarious farewell-you can only publicly leave the game and general only if you post your dick
>but what if I’m a girl
You’re not real
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>>563589936
>How the fuck you find time to do more then 5 mantels a day
nothing happens on my job, i just jerk off and pretend to attend meetings
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>>563589936
I kill the run when it starts to annoy me
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>>563589936
it takes like 15 mins to give up 5 times when rng fucks you over
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>>563589928
Is this the new pedo/cunny/map cope?
You're already included on the mental illness flag
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>>563589936
most MANTshit runs are glue material after junior year
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>>563590009
no?
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>>563584902
>no 7
>not even dubs
The only thing we confirmed is it was not Ryan.
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STOP POSTING SPECHUD
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>>563589732
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>>563590065
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>>563589863
you have good taste
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POST MORE SPECHAN GET HIM >>563590065
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>>563590195
awww, she's so adorable
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>>563589975
>>563589990
>>563590008
>>563590026

I geuss I try too hard and should give up sooner
But i dont want my club to drop in rank...
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Odds I roll 20
Evens I skip
7 I roll until I get Nishino
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>>563572953
>up 7 hours
>500 posts
Not looking good uma shitters
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>>563590287
anon just got raped
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>>563590292
>outed himself as a tourist
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>>563589947
The cock that left /uma/...
>>563590253
Autopilot URA for fanruns
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MAMBO
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For this upcoming CM, what inherited skills do you think would work well with XOguri? I think U=Ma2 is probably a lock given where it activates. Barcarole isn't simming very well, but maybe it works better in practice.
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>>563590287
give us the damage report after
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Finished my first career with the Nishino I got from pulling once
I made it to URA semifinal then got rekt, my poor glue loli child... Am I expected to make it to finals from the beginning?

Whats the career meta, spamming training, races?
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THIS IS NOT NISHIO TRANNYCYGAME SHITSSSS FUCKIBG DROOOOPED
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>>563590243
my umagf
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>>563590357
Barcarole seems like its always useful if you can get from a gp imo
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>>563590357
barcarole
A&S if you're playing 2 lates, moving past if you're playing fronts
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Why hasn't this autistic cutie had the next season of her manga adaptation confirmed yet?
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>>563590287
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>>563590287
ANON YOUR CREDIT CARD
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>>563590357
Funny that everyone said Witgod was smoking with the uma=2 inherit, but now that we're on tracks where Hoguri is an instawin. Anons are actually scrambling for uma=2.
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>>563590386
Your cards need to have 50+ total race bonus at minimum
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>>563590287
>LONG SHOT-STAR
>INTO SSR
>TWO NISHINO
>4CHAN DIES
SHIRAOKI-SAMA WILLS IT
>>563590323
>>563590362
>>563590442
>>563590464
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>>563590386
If you're new, just train while chasing rainbows. Eventually you'll get to a point where you'll learn how to judge 'bad training days' and you can run extra races on those for more SP.
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I missed you guys again
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>>563590535
grats bwo
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>>563590535
ultra mega giga raped
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>>563590535
Now prepare yourself
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>>563590551
Missed you too grandma
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*blocks you're path*
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>>563590551
you too
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Can't these nigger jannies disable the captcha when it shits the bed
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>>563590386
Thats normal. Just stick to training for now until you get the basics of the game. Speed is the most important stat so focus on that
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dacchis is this real
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THE IMAGE LIMIT YOU FOOLS
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i can't believe I got demoted now im rank 6 in class 5
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I LOVE KIDS /UMA/ I LOVE KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDSSSSS
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So... You're thinking they're packing?
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>>563590386
build support bonds, try to level facilities for your cards by training there repeatedly (especially spd)
try to be at full energy for summer
a lot of people struggle beating URA finals in the beginning
good luck newcutie
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>>563590639
whoops I thought she was smiling...

>>563590690
fusu
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>>563590734
God I sure hope so
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>>563590734
maybe SEA isn't all bad...
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>>563590535
THE RAPED
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Goood morning, /uma/.

I hereby bless your RNG for today's runs.
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When did /uma/ became so fucking gay
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Carat Count?
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>>563590753
>>563590639
so you weren't missing me...
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>>563590850
thailand is the one sea country that looks decent enough
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>>563590872
When the jannies stopped banning absolute faggots like NTR spammer so they started ERPing
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>>563590872
When I posted my cock
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>>563590734
ummm gros ovr SEA = brown narrative????
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>>563590535
Bro has become the raped
>>563590872
I blame the anons who posted their bodies. Hands, feet, ass, dick, etc-they enabled this
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>>563590881
I did miss you! you have to believe me...
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I'm dropping below 400 clocks today
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Hmmmm.
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>>563590961
To be fair, your cock is extremely nice and suckable.
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>>563590660
True and factual
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>>563591000
I don't wanna fall for a dirter
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>>563591000
RICKEY!!

>>563590994
could be worse, I'm at 160

>>563591021
mhm, anon knows it

>>563591058
please...?
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>>563590972
There are chucks of Chinese descents that escaped from communist Chinese in Bangkok. Same with Malaysia.
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>>563591058
You're safe as long as you've hit puberty
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>>563590954
NTR is on your side then though lol
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>>563590357
Barcarole is used as speed carryover rather than for actual speed but 70m isn't a lot of time to get up to that speed
I wouldn't build specifically for it but if you have an incidental Vodka/King/Oguri GP (any Homestretch Haste+ uniques) then they're all good
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>>563591021
Why are you like this. This is a waifu general not a place to hook up with your fellow trainers
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>>563591058
What rumors are there about dirters?
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Nakayama Grand Jump promotional video
https://x.com/JRA_Special/status/2043963232776532219?s=20
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>>563590985
hmph
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>>563591148
>Barcarole is used as speed carryover
A-anon?
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>>563591107
i'm a zoomer, am i in danger?
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>>563591167
But that Anon is my waifu...
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>>563591184
n-not sure how I feel about the one being hmph'd for once...
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>>563591185
I'm confusing last spurt (the phase) with last spurt (the mechanic) again.
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I wanna keep posting images. Bake NOOOOOWWWWW!!!!
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more like bakarole amirite
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>>563591298
>>563591298
>>563591298
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>>563591235
get hmph!!!! ed
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>>563591082
...Huh.. was that yours then?
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>>563590631
>Maya
Tits too big
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I can't believe ntr anon lied about the 200 clocks... I'm almost out...
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>>563592185
Nig thats from the fucking game...
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>>563596290
She doesn't belong in that group
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>>563576313
basically nobody is attracted to real life kids. very small minority of pedos. real kids are gross.

anime kids, in some cases, can be attractive. but anime in general as an aesthetic tends to emphasize the most attractive aspects of the human form. basically, you're a fag if you don't think Mayano or Rice is at least attractive.

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