THEY DO LOTS OF THINGS

Why did you link it like that

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Why am i so shit at farming I'm legit 10k down every game

>>563739792
stick to a side lane and do jungle inbetween waves

>>563739792
Waves > T3 camps if able > sinners > camps > boxes

>>563739762
Copied the URL from Firefox incorrectly

So Seven is actually good, just dont build for his ult?

DING DONG THE WOMAN OF VALVE UNORIGINALITY IS DEAD

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the removal of the 60% bullet evasion until lvl 3 ult was an indirect giga buff to return fire

>>563740219
He's always been decent to great

>>563740258
rest in piss ritualposting fag

>>563739792
who are you playing mostly?

>>563740124
Newfag
Intra-board post links should look like this
>>>563691167
Lurk two years before posting.

>>563740013
boxes are worth more than t1 & t2 camps

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i love victor

>>563740960
why?

>>563740360
If you can't win a fair duel then you didn't deserve to win.
>b-but I shot so many NPCs!
Yeah. You sure did bud. Anything to close the mechanical skill gap, right?

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>>563741017
because hes really pathetic and pitiful
and playing as him is really fun althought i want to kill myself during the first 20 minutes especially if they buy toxic bullets early

Avoid hero is placebo.

>Spirit Abrams is just vastly superior and broken Victor without any of the downsides

Why can’t this player base read item descriptions?

>>563741157
>If you can't win a fair duel then you didn't deserve to win.
Ok and? Why should I care?

>>563740219
pretty much every ultbot hero is better when you don't build them for ultbot

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>>563740510
Silver

buff graves gun dps why does it tickle compared to like warden or haze

>>563741873
Ahhh so I hate her, I suck with her and I dont know what to do with her sorry I cant help

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ANOTHER FUCKING VAMPIRE??????

Did we get like a preview or something? What are infinite rounds?

>>563741873
Have you tried playing a hero who's not infamous for sucking dick at farm speed?
That said, catch waves. Stop letting them crash against walkers. I guarantee you spend most of your time staring at the enemy team in mid instead, you're just not aware how long it takes.

>>563740724
I know that. 4chan automatically fixes the link for you as long as you include the https portion in the URL. You can test it yourself.
>>563739561
boards.4chan.org/vg/thread/563739561

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Didn't hit a single jungle camp today, just lanes, boxes, and my trusty trophy collector

>>563741374
Victor was just Abrams but better for months Its a fair trade. Victor still gets an ult that's cool and isn't retarded. Abrams ult is a noob trap.

>>563742591
bro...

>>563741971
because it gets a 100% amp

>>563742629
based paige player

>>563742712
First one includes the https so 4chan fixed it, the second one doesn't, I don't know why this is hard for you to grasp

>>563742327
>old rabid hobo vampire
>upstart young vampire (sexy)
>old noble vampire
Choose deadtards

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everyday I kneel

i have silvertroon fatigue

>>563742923
same

>>563742681
Counterpoint: Chaos Dunking people is infinitely more fun than having rejuvenator as an ult, especially if you can combo it with dynamo ult and Spirit Burn

Mystic Shot on Silver if you have your 4.8k spirit investment is actually goated.

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>Get a early parry kill into Billy/Dynamo aids lane
>Braindead drifter player holds w when they have ults and gets predictably fucking melted
I hate this hero so much, go fuck yourself. I need to remind myself just to abandon idiot lane-mates or just leave lane entirely to gank because trying to salvage that shit was useless.
>>563741873
Silver has the worst farming speed in the entire game, you're supposed to brool and catch boxes/lanes inbetween.

>>563743369
>saying "goated"
normalfag

Holiday niggers are always the most sweaty deranged people

>go on win streak
>skill rating goes down
>lose game
>skill rating goes up

is yoshi fucking retarded

I HATE BELLHOP

>>563745027
I ran into a doorman main with that nane

Good fucking GOD I HATE laning against that NIGGER Bebop.

>>563743359
I'll give you that it can be funny/entertaining. But it's not particularly effective. I find myself most often.

>>563745545
Sorry, post timer elapsed.
>I find myself most often using it as the knockdown we have at home

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Victorbros, I'm up to a 65% winrate!

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i hate this community and this game everyone is toxic and now im toxic

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Sex with Venator

>enemy side are all meta horseshit character
>my side is vyper, victor, grey talon
extremely fair

>>563746607
dont care sex with paradox

So apparently certain lolcows like lefaa want the heal creep removed because "if i have multiple waves pushed up the enemy shouldnt get rewarded with a heal". How much of a faggot do you have to be? Remove heal creeps and we enter an even more aids support meta were any lane that doesnt have a support just auto loses if the other does, instead of the current case were the lane with a support is """just""" heavily favoured. Plus this would make any character that doesnt have in kit sustain way worse, since even 30 minutes into a match the heal creeps help keep map presence and momentum. Remove them and people will either have to buy healing booster and healing rite every game and keep them till being completely slot locked or play characters that have healing in built; if neither is true you'll have to back to base every time you fall below half health. Then again these are the same ecelebs that think Silver is an S tier, that Mirage is balanced and that Seven is a useless pubstomper

>>563746837
Vyper is literally good though

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>>563747441
Shhh, don't tell him she rapes most meta slaves in the hands of a slitherGAWD

>>563747106
Good players can have bad opinions too I mean Lefaa is especially retarded and obnoxious (branding for half the NA pros because it somehow builds an audience) but really it just begs the question as to why you're watching him in the first place

>>563747897
holy guh

>>563746837
your side is sleeper meta, wake them up

>>563746607
sex with scottish women

>>563748014
dont watch his streams, found that shit take on xitter while looking for any new leaks, instead of leaks I got streamer drama, shit takes and trannies. So like /v/ but you get banned for saying nigger

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The Baxtuh Society can't contain those moves.

>>563747106
Honestly he has a point, it's kind of weird that the overall laning meta in this game is to never go back to base because heal creep + healing items will just heal you back and even when you kill someone in the first few mins they'll just respawn and zipline back in like 7 secs.
I personally think heal creeps should only spawn like 15 mins in the match so you don't get this bizarre laning phase of infinite sustain that's unlike any other big MOBA and turns lanes into caveman hero shooter brawl mode.

>Ok so you have a move that if you get it off you do a very minimal amount of damage
>Alright
>There is also gonna be a button that lets you counter that move
>Ok seems unneeded but whatever
>It stuns you for 3 seconds
>...
>Oh and btw the window is so narrow to counter that it's mainly gonna be used by cheaters
???

tell me why you shouldn't be toxic when everyone else is

>>563749734
Why add to the problem, instead of becoming the solution?

Silver is such a worthless hero holy shit I unironically see gun Rem win more often than Silver

>>563749782
>get report banned
yeah nah i'm tired of trying to maintain positivity while everyone else is toxic

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>>563749837
She seems alright

Is rescue beam the greatest griefing tool in the game? Just run into the enemy but bring some cunt with you

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I have learned to respect the power of love.

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>>563749470

>>563749945
If you want to continue playing, just mute everyone perma, or mute if people start getting uppity, and treat them like bots, that's what I do in games
It's not worth your enjoyment to take in their negative vibes

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>>563749470
Jiggle physics for Shiv's pompadour when?

>>563750263
*teabags you*

nice try

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Should I preorder this for deadlock gaming?

>>563750890
lol

im just here for the mina fanarts

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>>563750380
I exclusively teabag bebops, minas and hazes. Dunno why but something in my monkey brain compels me to harass them

>>563749734
you really gain nothing from it, unless if you just enjoy shit talking shitters
>>563749675
as long as we have three duo lanes with random matchmaking the heal creeps are necessary, as you are going into each match not knowing what you'll face in lane. Dynamo is already annoying af to fight in lane due to having shitloads of health, great poke/wave clear and a heal, its like you can never keep the fat fuck low on health. Now imagine if heal creeps werent available in lane, Dynamo goes from being one of the best laners to auto win lane, since he can shit out heals faster than the waves come out and the enemy team has to go back to base or use healing rite to respond. I suppose that no heal creeps in lane stage could work if we ended up getting a draft mode since youd be able to plan out your lane better in advance and avoid some fucked up match ups, but as it stands it would just lead to more unwinnable lanes and thus more soloq suffering.

>>563751005
lol?

Grey talon players building gun deserve to get raped in an alleyway right after witnessing their parents slowly die from cancer. How is he balanced? God i'm starting to hate this bullshit game. Why do I bother with mina when i could be playing bullshit hereos that take 1/10 the effort for 2x the reward

In counter strike you at least get a soft reset each fucking round, here? a faggot does well in lane, builds right items and snowballs with no way for 6 randoms to respond

>retards STILL not building gunbop despite all the buffs
bombbrain is something to be studied

>1 hour game wasted to 2 subhuman third worlders not going back to take mid after exposing patron

>>563751294
First moba?

>>563751294
>unironically bitching about gun talon
lol what
it's been a complete meme build for such a long time

nobody builds me anymore

>>563751294
gun talon is fucking terrible wtf? you can buy like 4 different mid tier items to make him completely useless

Last night made me want to play gunbebop

Used to love playing him like that

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I literally did the most dmg, obj dmg, and healing but now I'm banned from playing. In addition I gotta play 8 low prio games. We won too.
This game is so fucking cooked man. Nigger game for niggers.

>>563752443
LD?

>>563752443
try not abandoning every game

Do you guys ever get teammates that are the biggest fucking useless niggers for the first 15 mins of the game but then for whatever reason turn it around?
Like I check the fuck out at min 10 when this shit happens after getting ganked 3 times and watching Lash whiff his stomp and fail at killing the 1hp infernus. Just gonna run around breaking boxes not helping.

>>563752443
Quit smurfing, faggot.

https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/world-space-font-draw-calls-are-very-heavy-and-are-not-affected-by-occlusion-culling.122969/
nice game deadtards

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>setting turret all over team fight
>Mina and Gay Talon can't just fly up and get fucked to death
>doorman and dynamo can't rush in to ult either
>whole team decide to constantly fight abram in tiny ass room for no fucking reason
Might be the most pissed off I ever get because it's such an easy win

>>563752606
unfinished game is... unoptimized???????

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>>563752587
Smurfing? I'm in ritualist you giant faggot
stop depending a dogshit company

>>563752731
Then why did you get penalized?
Are you a leaving faggot?
Did you flame your team constantly?

>>563752731
*defending
I'm so fucking pissed man. I just want 1 (ONE) normal game but nah, let's give me paige who fucks off from lane for no reason when they push our guardian. Every 2v2 she would just dip too. Couldn't play properly after that, my blood was boiling. Dogshit game.

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>>563751294
Problem, white devil?

>>563752443
noticing you are just posting this instead of the game you "TOTALLY CARRIED BRO" but you're a dumb nigger who gets banned everyday so who cares

>>563752907
Oh, so you flamed the fuck out of your team, probably screamed nigger, and then left.
Deserved.

>>563752835
I'm muted, how can I flame?

>Get holliday and silver in my team
>do some boxes for a few minutes then spin in circles around the spawn for 15 minutes
Thanks yoshit

>>563752996
Imagine defending a horrible dogshit troon company just because >le red dit told you so
Valvetrannies are the worst

test

>if i put a bunch of buzzwords in my reply, that will own him
shut up nigger, no one cares kek

>grey talon's ult is an owl
>his snare is a dog
>his arrow is a hawk
>his fly move is a bouncy spring (?)
?

>>563742327
Vampire is clearly an established "race" within the game, you have to be genuinely retarded to not expect some others

PvE mode when

>>563753181
you're literally a retarded schizo manchild

You valve troons are truly pathetic, worse than nintendo muricans. I fully hope you get raped by the fat man himself, with his ozempic dick.

>won 8 games in a row
>suddenly absolute dogshit teammate with result of 3 lose streaks
how convenience

Yoshi's matchmaking... whatever happened there...

>>563753351
Your Seven bro?

>>563753354
Manchild? Sure, let's call it that for standing against a company run by literal kike. You gabefucks deserve to have your ass gaped.
>>563753459
noooo! you cannot say anything!! You gotta praise Valve and icetroon or else this general will eat you alive

I think the red jungle is too tanky, no I did not buy monster round

>>563753548
So what no fucking Dynamo nerfs now?

>>563753627
red jungle?

why do white artists make graves face so ugly

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>>563753459
>I rolled lucky 8 times in a row but then I rolled unlucky 3 times. Yoshit is conspiring against me.
You dont even realize how unhinged you sound

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now I gotta play on an alt
you made me do this icecuck

>>563752731
shallow cringe

>>563753835
why do you commit 50% of crimes

>>563753926
Shalom to you too, faggot

>>563753952
im jewish

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>FUCK THIS VALVE TRANNY GAME
>I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT
>*loads up an alt to play more*
How much of a delusional faggot do you have to be to do this shit?

>>563754079
Why do you import people who commit 50% of the crimes?

>>563754141
You need at least one white straight man in this game. I'll be your diversity hire.

>>563740013
>>563740810
Waves > neutral/defensive objective fights > T3 camps if able > sinners if able > boxes >> camps >> sinners

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>team won't group
>enemy gets rejuv
>everyone IMMEDIATELY groups and tries to fight into it

>>563753879
Don't abandon, moron.

>>563754029
kys shallow fdag

>>563754301
I didn't abandon retard. Just because I left for few minutes after each death to calm myself does not count.
>>563754386
no idea what that means nigger, speak english

>>563754258
wish I could report the raped retards on my team that try to "steal" a rejuv

>>563754453
If you can steal a rejuv you should. Its usually better than letting them have all 3 for free

>>563754430
I dont think deadlock is for you

>>563754430
>Just because I left for few minutes after each death to calm myself does not count.
So you AFKed after tilting? Again, you deserve the ban. If really need to calm yourself (and based on your posts, you indeed still do), maybe close the game and do something else.

>>563754430
>i didn't abandon i just went afk to cry
that's even worse

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>>563754239
You seethe like a woman and keep coming back like a beaten house wife. There isn't shit about you that's "straight white male" fag lord

Best supports? I can't aim for shit.

>>563754859
>support
no such thing

>>563754859
Play Paige. Spam shields on teammates. Delete enemy creeps waves by pressing 1

>lash is just a gun character now
how sad

>>563753308
Think of an animal that jumps that makes a distinct sound and ISN'T a frog.

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Same voice actor as Silver btw. Silver would absolutely canonically do this, the question is with who?

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Paradox should have voicelines when she misses ult

>>563755686
she.. does

Has anyone here ever won a game with a rem or a doorman on their team

>>563754430
>left for few minutes after each death to calm myself does not count.
nigga you had six deaths, even if jacked off for one minute per death thats still 20% of the average match. Honestly getting afk reported in shitlow is impressive and its either bad luck for your antics cause ive seen people do this same shitass shit as you did and not get reported, or you just do this so often you played the report numbers game, in which case the techniq is to just stop caring. Lemme tell you an anecdote; In league of legends theres the chinese server, and the super premium chinese server that only chinks that are already high in the leaderboard of the main server (i think the rank is equivalent to our ascendant) are eligible to join and start out at the lowest rank. There was this one guy there that always played soloq and was amongst the top hundred of that premium sweatlord server for more than a decade, and his entire philosophy was just to ignore everything hid team was doing, run his macro and partake in actually important fights. You have to accept that your teammates will often be troglodytes, and that a goldfish with a trackIR setup translating its movements into inputs would often be better than whoever you get matched with, but that in the end win rate is a numbers game, and if you manage to be providing value per game you'll be successful in the long terms. Plus, its just an assfaggots game, dont worsen your life getting mad at it.

>>563755681
Pocket

>>563755681
they just copied this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXUQltbHEEE

Win lane, then niggers come to my lane and throw. I die.
How can you not get mad? HOW? We destroyed Mina, and now they fed her.

how do you stop mo and krill form spamming that annoying ass grab

>>563755681
Abrams canonically

>>563755681
me :)

>>563755681
Abrams.
Only he and Victor could handle the wolf, and Victor belongs to Paige.

>>563755686
>>563755778
he's just too good at her to hear those voice lines

>>563755681
Venator

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Been trying to learn the game in bot matches, still don't really like any of the item builds, I don't feel like I do any damage with any character before 20 minutes, even trying out different things that seem good.
Also, there are so many mechanics this game does not tell you about, that I find out by accident.
Is there a comprehensive guide that isn't 30 minutes plus that describes what I should be doing at each stage of the game?

>>563756992
Hold on, Victor is for Mina because her only other option is a they/them faggot

>>563757328
Sorry, Mina gets to be alone or a cuquean at best.
Victor is for Paige.
End of story.

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>>563757328
Mina is for giving Arin the hardest nut of his life so he gets out of his emo troon phase and starts making dhampirs with her

>>563757328
going by voicelines, victor is clearly for paige

>Victor is for Paige
That's an odd way to spell Vindicta...

i PUNCHED MYSELF AGAIN EG
DGOSHOIT FUCKING GAME
LOSING 2 RANKS IN GAME
KILL ALL FAGGOTS THAT THROW EARLY GAME

>>563757328
Victor is for Paige because I love Victor and Paige is my self-insert.

>>563757737
I dont think deadlock is for you

>>563757851
POST YOUR FUCKING ADRESS NIGGER
i'LL THROW MY LIFE AWAY TO GOUGH YOUR FUCKING EYES OUT

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S-surely there are some girls that like the Dynamo body/look, r-right? It's not hopeless, right?

>>563757950
Take your meds before you hurt yourself, little bro..

>>563757962
gay guys only

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Is fortitude my beloved still a worthless meme item?

>>563757962
Lose weight fatty

Next game, two niggers from the team pause the game one after another, for no reason. CBA, not returning to that match. Gonna go on the 3rd account. Fuck you.

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Just hit 54% winrate on Silver AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>563758153
I buy it on the Doormeme

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>>563758226
Rank?

>>563758226
>>563758335
shut the fuck up silver troons
you deserve death, all of you niggers in this thread deserve death

>>563758153
I usually buy it on paradox with healbane for my 4.8k

>>563757454
Imagine if Pocket had chopped off his dick to transition and it ended up in Victor.

>>563758153
it's one of the strongest if not the strongest ivy t3 greens

>>563758468
What

>>563757962
he's literally me

>>563746837
>enemy side is twitchslave meta
>my side is the incoming meta from people that actually play the game

The fuck're you complaining about

All heroes are heterosexual.

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>>563739561
r8 my character picks

>>563759156
eternus 2

>>563754152
kys white monkey

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vindicta is so retarded

>>563758456
furfags committing to a 47% wr character is more respectable than everyone else playing hot potato with the most meta BIS characters

really interesting how valve blocks the ability to see groups on tracking sites

>>563759603
stop feeding

>>563739792
You're simply roaming too much. If you're not catching waves or quickly clearing camps or breaking box routes en route to do another thing you're missing all that on the gamble that you get kills and snowball or something. But then all it takes is for the enemy to posture defensively and your entire progression just halts. Do the more consistent thing and only leave a lane if someone is performing well and asks for solo cause they're close to a spike or something.

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>>563759603
dictas used to snipe 3 lanes over in 4 lane

>>563759603
Is this one of those instant karma videos?

>>563740281
Imagine I told you that until recently bullets returned weren't shooting at the current position but the position bullets came from.

>>563759156
>niggermo ban
automatic 11/10

>>563741269
"Matchmaking" is a placebo. So are ranks. Tell me what good is matchmaking when you hit eternus, get into an eternus lobby, and it's ACTUALLY comprised of professionals and then phantoms with 2.0 KDA global average who think the only objective in the game is to brool over T2 camps in the enemy jungle.

>>563743369
Yeah no that's dog shit you just take opening rounds slowing bullets and swift striker like hello?

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How can ONE character be so based!?

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>>563752606
>My specs:
>Radeon RX550/550 Series
>AMD FX-8350
>16GB 800MHz Memory
>Windows 10 Pro 64bit

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>>563758193
Okay, I came back to the match after something like 5m. Was 7k souls behind but we ended up winning. Got carried by Yamato but I had a clutch 1v3 where I ended up killing them, which felt nice.

>>563761370
Saying that, my head still hurts after that full force punch to the face. I need a break now.

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TRVKE: silver is shit no matter how you build her

What do we think of Deathy's tier list?
https://deadlockmeta.com/

>>563761321
You can test it yourself, go into the Hideout, walk to the teleporter, aim your screen just below "Teleport to Hideout" then watch the -50 FPS when you aim higher towards the text. 3D texts are also used with Urn, dropped souls from jars, and random buffs.

>>563761641
Venator being above kelvin is a meme but I'm also not eternus.

>>563761641
>only play b and c tier
feels good to only play honest heroes

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>>563761641
lol

>>563761641
>silver
>s
LMAO

>500mb update again
what was it this time

It feels good to win as Infernus, a honest character you have to put in work.

Name for next vampire hero revealed: Clavicle

>>563762280
They've been updating the map

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>3 vampires before we get a single american cryptid

I want to start playing mirage, played him a couple times in brawl, can someone explain why you would ever manually activate his 3? just to proc the damage early in case they get healed?

Why is there a yellow border around the game's window when I try to record it? Is there a way to disable it?

>>563762641
Prevents them from counterspelling of i-framing the damage

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>>563762730
forgot pic (not fully visible in it but the yellow border is present all around the frame)

>>563762706
>another baxtuh society hero with a missing arm
what did valve mean by this?

>>563762706
https://x.com/Dxxmxrk/status/1982889636637913388

>>563762706
Is this real

>>563762706
Why is HotPoo like this!?

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>>563763029
This is, the one they posted was someone's oc from a year ago

>>563762706
I NEED HIM TO BREED MY HOLE

Is there a single T4 item better than 2 T3 items

What is the point of these

>>563763190
leech

>>563763190
All of them

>>563763174
more hot men yoshi, thank you

>>563762923
where's the sexy skin?

>>563763413
I had to disable it to watch a replay.

>>563757293
maybe deathy youtube but idk hes a faggot

>>563758335
Phantom 2

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>>563762706
Why are homosexuals like this?

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>venator/seven/lash is on the enemy team
>immediately know i'm going to win because they're gonna spend the entire game farming and i get a free 5v6
got a venator AND a holiday on my last match and i basically regained 5 years of my life back from the relief i felt

why did Sinclair get prio'd so high yesterday? some lightbringer "giga brain" move? Also LOL at picking up that stimming faggot that cant even play Mirage competently, leading to a rape on map 2

>>563763190
sir your item slots

>>563763174
Hoyl shit Rutger is real

>>563763775
>lash
>farming the whole game
>this whole post
are you low rank or just retarded

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I wish I had a picture of Ivy enjoying a coke

>>563758153
it's so bad and i don't understand why people buy it
>10~15 seconds to go from zipline back to base, end-to-end
>fountain healing scales from like 13% max hp per second down to 7%-ish (based on total health, more == less)
>at the absolute most, Fountain: 15 seconds traveling back, 10 seconds healing in fountain, 15 seconds return trip = 40 seconds, full health
>Fortitude: 10 second delay, 30 seconds healing at rate of 2% max hp (without being interrupted) = 40 seconds, 60% health, 3,200 soul tax
>basically heal back all of the HP Fortitude would've netted you from sitting in lane within the first second of touching fountain
if someone shoots you for 0 damage and interrupts the Fortitude regen, they effectively just dealt 20% max hp damage for literally nothing
troopers are the only thing that doesn't disrupt Fortitude's regen, and they already drop healing orbs so like... what's the point lol
you can use it to run crate routes - short routes mean less healing/net worth, longer routes mean you'll miss the creep wave
it's roughly 52 crates on average (~100 souls at 60% drop rate) to make back your investment at 40 minutes, and double that amount of crates at 15 minutes based on soul scaling

tldr fordtood bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ojnz5QdgE0

>>563764236
That's a man

>>563758153
i only buy fortitude if my laning partner is a worthless piece of shit and i am basically 1v2ing the lane

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>>563764236

>>563762706
dang that shit is UGLY

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>>563764236
Why are you posting trannies?

>TIME FOR THE MOST MEDIOCRE PLAYER IN THE LOBBY TO STEAL YOUR HERO AND DO NOTHING ON IT FOR THE 500TH TIME
They seriously need to make hero selection favour higher ranking.

>>563764236
not gonna watch it but fuck the support meta, only Ivy deserves to be good of the current supports and thats because she is honest AND cute, unlike that fat fuck reddit professor or that stinking scandinavian corpse kevin

>>563763772
That looks awful, this dude must have daddy issues

>>563764856
It's an obnoxious tranny you didn't miss out on anything of value

>>563764812
shut up tranny, stop abusing Mina

This game needs draft BADLY

>>563751561
>LITERAL 500 damage bullets that can be fired at sonic speed with ROF items
>bad
okay

>idiot enemy gets close
>just lay down 3 light melees to get their attention
>a 4th when they look directly at me

I can tell youre seething. Yes i landed a light punch MULTIPLE times on you. Yes, its IS like real life where someone punches you in the face and you wont do JACK shit

>parries your attempt to retort

I have my headphones off and can parry people out of vision

>>563753872
>you're the only constant
>...except when you win
schizo retard
>>563754453
I love the way they downgraded the layout of mid boss and also made it impossible to steal solo without suiciding and the enemy just walks away with most of the advantage anyways. Dog shit design. Roshan was perfect and they ruined it.

>>563765090
go back to >le red dit

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Sex with Geist

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PROTIP: This is not how you build Rem
Stop doing this shit

>>563765321
Cumming instead Geist as she feeds my life force to oathkeeper.

>>563765505
its been a month+ since I had a good rem teammate, they dont even ult the rejuv fight anymore.

>>563765505
gun rem should honestly get you perma banned for griefing

>>563764236
imagine the flopping tranny deadcock

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>>563765505
>>563765987
>Highest pickrate
>Lowest winrate
I'm so tired of Rem...

>>563765505
what's wrong with this

>>563765321
mom

>>563766169
>pic
gen z moment

>>563765505
>NOO YOU CANT GO OFFMETA!!!
Casual mode can't come soon enough.

Do you rather want a
>rem
>kelvin
>ivy
>paige
in your game, anon?

Glass Cannon first item.

Vampiric Burst second.

>>563765321
Geist is the hottest in the game, followed by Silver then Holliday and Mina. Ivy is an honorable mention but shes more cute than hot

>>563766351
stop revealing my paige build

>>563766339
1. Kelvin
2. Paige
3. Ivy
4. Anyone else
5. Holliday
6. Rem

>>563765505
Gotta respect the Remington build.

>>563766135
>>563766169
chungus mascot players have to be the worst portion of every game's playerbase. If they ever add a draft they will instalock rem and throw the second you say a word about it.

>>563742327
So does the Baxter society make you cut off your arm when you join or do they exclusively seek out people who lost their right arm?

>>563766339
Paige
send the sissies to my lane

I unironically hate nightshift and those faggots picking Silver. Because you have all these shitters picking Silver thinking they'll perform on her like they do in the nightshift.

>>563766573
I hope all Paiges you encounter are women (female)

>>563766339
Where's the Dynamo option?
>Dynamo
>Kelvin
>Paige
>Ivy
>*DYNAMO BELLY SIZED GAP*
>Rem

>>563766629
I don't think I've ever seen Silver having an impact in night shift so technically they are performing the same

>>563766708
Dynamo isn't a support

>>563766875
What is he then?

M1 carries should not have escape or mobility tools.

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>>563766573
>>563766706
I play 4 actives support Paige pretty much every game and I am not a fag

>>563766986
Stompmaxxer

>>563755681
mina

>>563755587
Cricket

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>>563766504
It's a secret society of course they'd have some weird ass initiation ritual

>>563742327
I'm 100% down for having a more draculaesque vampire

>>563767070
Why

>>563766319
the problem is that gun rem isn't even interesting or "good but not as good as playing the character normally" zone the way you can play gun pocket or gun yamato or spirit haze.

it's just a build for people who want to left click with a dodge, but also suck shit at farming and want to steal all the sinners so they can be worse wraith. even if you want to be a chungus support with a gun for the "hehe I'm a healer but" meme potential gun dynamo is way better and you actually press all your buttons instead of sitting in the back holding m1 and hearing THEY DO LOTS OF THINGS (like grief my teams economy) every few minutes.
and because "ban this character" is specifically "from the enemy team" it literally increases the odds of you getting gun rem on your team

>>563767070
*fucks your ass*

>>563755681
She called Victor handsome

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>>563742327
>Baxter society hunts monsters
>They have an evil ass vampire as a member
This better be a Blade situation

>>563766629
>>563766846
is there a single webm/gameid of her carrying a NS game? hoot has had some good ganks but other than that shes just the debuff punching bag so her carrys can actually play the game. There are 5-7 better lane rapists that can transition to be a better frontliner, initiator, anticarry ect during the mid to late game. She would at best be a 6th pick flex after all the frontliners are banned/picked if she wasnt a draw for viewers.

Who are the Position 1 characters in thos game?

Should I stream the game tomorrow in ~20h? I'm dogshit at deadcock but maybe you will be able to laugh at my rage issues, lowcow style. Thoughts? Would you watch? I'm not (intentionally) funny tho.

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>>563767264
I stopped being gay a while ago
>>563767325
Don't...

>>563767470
If Wesley Snipes' Blade and Venator were in the same game that would too much testostrone to balance.

>>563767279
They need to just outright remove the ability for Rem to take sinners for free, it's clearly been proven this players are too dumb for it and end up becoming a walking soul bag for the enemy team no matter which side's sinners they take

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Cultist, Ballistic or Toxic to hit the spike with Seven?

>>563765321
Why does this guys stuff make me think of AI slop

>>563767504
>hoot has had some good ganks but other than that shes just the debuff punching bag so her carrys can actually play the game
yes, this is why silver is good you moron. the answer is "dump every cc on her or the supermode she gets for free every 40's forces you off the objective for free" and then when you dump all the CC on wolf the rest of her team gets to rape you unchecked