Onosato will win the Kyushu yusho

Who’s taking up sadogatake’s foreigner spot?

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>>247083
Did he leave?

>>247084
Doesn’t look like it I just really want that Bukhchuluun kid, does Kotokenryu have a notable background?

>>247085
Not really. He wrestled for Saitama Sakae High School, but dropped out to go pro. Also his last name is Terunofuji's first name... for what it's worth.

>>247086
>Also his last name is Terunofuji's first name... for what it's worth.
Mongolians go by patrynomics or more rarely clan names, so this isn't uncommon. They also have Asian name order, so the given name is second.

>>247088
Interesting. Terunofuji's name is backwards on Sumodb then.

>>247086
Why doesn’t sadogatake have recruiting power like other stables? Seems like a good place to send some athletes given how many ozekis they’ve produced.

>>247090
Their stable is a bit out of the way, maybe? Or they just LIKE being hit with golf clubs?

>>247089
Mongolian names are weird because they have Asian name order, but patrynoms instead of a surnames, and a person will mostly be referred to by their given name. So for example if you were a Mongolian in Mongolia and happened to run into Kotokenryu, you'd refer to him as Mr. Bilguun, not Mr. Gantulga, and the patrynom would only be used in addition if you needed to distinguish him from someone else whose name was also Bilguun. So chances are someone on sumodb or whoever they sourced it from heard Terunofuji referred to as just "Gan-erdene" and never corrected it later.

>>247090
>>247091
They're not even located in Tokyo, not as far out as Kisenosato's stable, but they are over in Chiba prefecture. Additionally they've only had three tsukidashi in their entire history from what I've seen, with the most recent being Kotomitsuki who debuted in 1999, so it might be a personal preference through the stable's history to primarily recruit kids out of high school who start from scratch. They have an above average number of guys on the banzuke and 6 elders, so it's not like they're Tamawashi's stable where it's just three guys.

>>247092
I refuse to call mongolians anything besides their shikona

I refuse to call Mongolians because I can't afford the long distance.

Sumo stable power rankings based on data from the recent banzuke as well as my own prejudices

1. Isegahama - 5 maegashira, 1 juryo, 4 makushita joi
2. Kise - 3 maegashira, 3 juryo, 2 makushita joi
3. Nishonoseki - 1 dai yokozuna, 1 shirokuma, 1 makushia joi
4. Sadogatake - 1 ozeki, 1 maegashira, 1 juryo, 1 makushita joi
5. Tatsunami - 1 west yokozuna, ass end maegashira, 3 makushita joi
6. Oitekaze 2 maegashira, 2 juryo including 1e, 2 makushita joi (formerly 3)
7. Arashio - 2 maegashira, 2 juryo
8. Ajigawa - 1 prospective ozeki
9. Sakaigawa - 2 maegashira, 1 juryo
10. Naruto - 2 maegashira
11. Tokitsukaze - 2 maegashira, 1 makushita joi
12. Takadagawa - 2 maegashira, 2 juryo, 1 makushita joi
13. Otake - 1 sekiwake, 1 makushita joi
14. Tokiwayama - 1 komusibi, juryo 14w, makushita 1e
15. Nakamura - 1 maegashira, 1 juryo, 1 makushita joi
16. Isenoumi - 1 maegashira, 1 juryo, 1 makushita joi
17. Kataonami - 1 maegashira, 1 juryo
18. Futagoyama - 1 maegashira, 1 juryo
19. Tagonoura - Takayasu
20. Otowayama - KiriSHITma
21. Takasago - 1 maegashira, 3 juryo
22. Onomatsu - Onokatsu
23. Shikoroyama - Abi
24. Hanaregoma - Ichiyamamoto, 1 makushita joi
25. Ikazuchi - Shishi
26. Dewanoumi - Mitakeumi, 1 makushita joi
27. Takekuma - Gonoyama
28. Kokonoe - Chiyoshoma & Chiyomaru
29. Fujishima - 2 juryo, 1 makushita joi
30. Tamanoi - 2 juryo, 1 makushita joi
31. Kasugano - Meanface & Tochimusashi
32. Oshiogawa - 1 juryo
33. Hakkaku - 1 juryo
34. Oshima - 1 makushita joi
35. Onoe - 1 makushita joi

>>247096
>0.5 dai yokozuna
IFTFY

>>247097
a guy who wins as many as he has as quickly as he has is a dai, the double digit figure is just an inevitable outcome

>>247100
We'll see.

>>247101
Dai isn't about career totals, its about being dominant. If Hakuho has only managed 10 wins in he lengthy career nobody would consider him dai.
Teru's claim to dai has more to do with that stretch in 2020-21 where he managed 5 wins & 3 JYs in a year and a half than it does with his total of 10 Ys.
Similarly Onosato put up 5 Ys & 2 JYs in a 9 basho stretch, he is dai, he has been head and shoulders above all other competitors for the past 18 months, only difference between him and Teru is Teru's claim is weak because his period of domination was short while Onosato looks like he could last for many more years being the favorite to win in every basho.
It'll only be about another year before people will start to complain about him winning all the time making the sport boring.

>>247085
Buhkchuluun is going to Kasugano.

>>247096
You're underselling Kataonami. 50% of their rikishi are sekitori.

When you remember that Nephew's November 2024 basho was considered a yusho equivalent, it's crazy that every basho going back to May 2024 has been yusho'd by a Yokozuna.

OH WAIT, SORRY, I FORGOT, FUCKING KOTOSHOHO HAD TO RUIN EVERYTHING

HOW

HOW ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL DID EVERYONE HAVE TO BE

HE EVEN BROKE THE RECORD FOR LOWEST RANKED RIKISHI TO GET A KINBOSHI

GOD

>>247116
I pretend it does not exist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVeWCSRwIms
Zak has gotten the Ura's cyborg knee brace

>>247109
>Dai isn't about career totals, its about being dominant.
Retarded fanboy take.

>>247116
Please go back.

>>247113
Neat tochinoshin but MONGOLIAN

>>247146
The only thing he has in common is being Kasugano's foreigner.

>>247127
that was cool
not a fan of the food focused videos since they all seem the same but that was super entertaining
loved seeing some people peeking through the windows and recording with their phones
ty anon

>>247127
Fucking finally. Shame it's only on the one knee since he has reason to use them on both.

>>247151
its the official jsa channel, they post the cross-stable practice sessions before the basho. there should be a yokozuna video practice soon

>>247116
Just pretend it didn't happen.

Reminder that the Kitajin kabu is about to be used to run a stable for the first time in history. It was the only kabu to have not been used to run a stable.

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i'm fri*king excited for the next basho! :D

takayasu forecasts double digit losses for himself

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Onosato says he finds it humiliating to be considered the same rank as a someone who sucks as bad as Horseshitryu

>2024 new Ozeki
Kotonowaka
Onosato
>2025 new Ozeki
...

Also Zak should've gone back to his original shikona of Kotokamatani once he hit Ozeki. Fuck LARPing as your grandfather. Forge your own legacy, faggot.

>>247047
>Basbo edition
basbed

>>247073
>if only you knew how bad things really are

>>247116
I will not pretend it didn't happen because its prospects were comical

when we getting the day 1 matches?

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cmon dan!

>>247224
3 days and 10 hours for the lower division to start and about 5 hours later for Juryo to start according to chatgpt

>>247227
sorry, meant the list of match-ups not the bouts themselves

>>247228
>apologizing to chatgpt

>>247224
Pretty sure they're set in stone the moment the banzuke comes out but I can't remember how it's done. Something about the highest ranked guy fights the lowest Sanyaku, then it's worked out downwards. You could probably look at the day one matches from September, see what ranks fought what, and copy paste it to this basho since the Sanyaku is the same size.

How many wins do you think Dan will get this time around?
11 or a different number?
This is Dan's 3rd basho in the upper section of the banzuke so the guys he is competing with must be starting to get familiar with his game and him with theirs, will that make a difference or are we looking at 11 again?

>>247233
11 but one of them will be against Zak and one of the yokozuna (the other will pull out by week 2) so there will fierce arguments over whether he deserves ozeki

>>247234
>Losing to 4 shitters
>Ozeki
Nah. What's dumb is that an 11-4 would put him at 33 wins. Meanwhile Onosato got Ozeki on 34 but because of how things fell he had two yusho in that. Dan could realistically get to 35 wins with a 13-2 and still not get a single yusho.

Chris seems to be putting together pre-made, almost completed obituaries for guys who are nearing the end of their careers, ones that can be quickly updated and published as soon as the retirement announcement comes along, first Tamawashi and now Takayasu, I guess we'll be seeing Ryuden soon too, along with Shodai, Mitakeumi, Kagayaki, Sadnoumi…

Speaking of Danzeki, Spiffy's video on the topic just dropped.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHGrhNKDte4

>>247235
post your yfw face when horse goes 15-0 but loses to Meisei in the playoff

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https://www.sponichi.co.jp/sports/news/2025/11/06/kiji/20251106s00005000230000c.html

Zak is in

I dont give a shit about aonishiki
And I am really tired of hearing about "dan"

>>247237
>The video has an entire segment shit talking Futagoyama
lmao

>>247241
just block spain flags when we move to sp

>>247244
That faggot switches his VPN around so he can pretend he isnt totally alone and hated by everyone

He actually thinks we cant tell lol

>>247245
You're insane

>>247241
Why would you put Dan in quotes when Aonishiki is the alias?

>>247248
Only the shikona matters, everything else is fake.

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Onosato zensho yusho incoming

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>>247251
Nah

>>247252
>my three career tournaments in juryo followed by injury and a decade wasted futilely trying to regain salary status

>>247253
Truly a classic sumo career arc

>>247233
Dan comes back substantially larger and stronger every basho, so anyone who considers themselves "familiar with his game" is in for a surprise.
Remember Dan's first contest with Zak, Dan trying and failing to shove the big guy's enormous bulk out of the ring, but the next time Dan faced off with Zak, Dan was capable of handling all that mass.
So Dan should be able to beat Onosato this time around, their last contest was pretty much just a slipitoshi loss, not really an overwhelming victory by Onosato, I see Dan beating him this time,

>>247256
Just shut the fuck up.

>>247255
When Roga takes over the stable they'll go out to some restaurant with Nabatame working there waddling around serving tables for one of the stable youtube's holographic smellovision videos

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>>247257
Say that to my face, motherfucker!

The Danposter and the guy who chimps out every time someone Danposts are the same guy

>>247233
I mean, he had so many bashos already go 11-4, another one would be too much it's just too unlikely to happen. What do they call this fallacy?

>>247260
See >>247247

>>247261
Kenny Rogers

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Odds are up for the 'sho

According to Spiffy, the odds of an Ozeki promotion seem to spike if your best basho of your run is the last one, so a 12-3 would make a promotion very likely. 11-4 isn't happening though.

>>247266
>Zak's winrate this year is 50.6%
>He also picked up an injury last basho that's likely to make him drop out of this basho at some point
>"Yeah, he's the 3rd most likely to yusho"

What crack are they smoking?

>>247267
he will get promoted on 11-4, that was already announced after the september basho

>>247269
It wasn't. It was the opposite.

>>247268
>onosato won 3 of the last 4 bashos
>odds only slightly higher than a guy who has won none of the past 4 and is averaging less than 8 wins over that span
there are definitely a lot of questionable calls within the initial odds, normally the gamblers end up correcting that and the odd shift on early wagering, but i doubt sumo gets enough bets placed for that to happen much in a western sports book

>>247271
Bookies need bets to cover the winners and make money.

The question they ask is: what odds are going to get someone to make this bet?
That's what they're trying to get. Not the most scientifically accurate odds.

>>247271
I like how you excluded Hoshoryu's yokozuna run to make him look as bad as possible. In reality you Onosato has won 3 of the last 6 while Hoshoryu has won 1 and got a yusho equivalent in another. And to be quite desu with you Hoshoryu's performance last basho would've been considered a yusho equivalent for a yokozuna run too. That's 3 "yusho" for Hosh in the last 6 basho.

Also if we exclude Hoshoryu's injury bashos as yokozuna he's averaged 12.5 wins per basho while Onosato has averaged 12. Hoshoryu IS only marginally behind Onosato to win the yusho. Don't forget that September went to a playoff which went to a monoii (see: based Kakuryu).

How do you view this era compared to the last one?
Are Redditshoryu and Onosato better than Redditnoreddit?

>>247277
Reddit reddit reddy red reddit reddit. Reddit reddit? Reddit.

>>247277
Teru wasn't such much an era as it was people hoping his knees let him fight.

>>247279
What are famous top rikishi of the last few years?
Redditnoreddit
Redditkeisho
Redditshoryu
Redditsato
Kirireddit
Reddityasu
Abi
Redditkakage
Aonireddit
Redditzakura

>>247282
>Abi

Based

>>247276
I must pick someone to win the yusho. Who do I choose?

>the man who ACTUALLY won three of the last six
>the man who NEARLY won three of the last six

>>247284
>Onosato
>Or the guy who regularly beats Onosato

>>247270
I'm not going to dig up six week old Japanese newspaper articles for you because you can't even read Japanese anyway, but you're wrong.

>>247285
Hosh spends 90% of his effort making sure he can compete with Onosato

Onosato just wins

>>247286
According to what was posted here, they didn't. >>245889

>>247285
If Horse is better than Onosato because of their head-to-head records then Dan is better than horse for the same reason and so are Ichiyamamoto & Atamifuji

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>>247204
THAT'S what he find humiliating?

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Yikes

>>247288
All that translation was saying was that Dan's 33 wins over 3 tournaments following September didn't count because his rank for Natsu was too low, which everyone except total noobs already knew.
Don't take a translation that renders his name as "Yasuseinishiki" too literally, if you want to understand whats going on you will need better translation software or learn to read and comprehend Japanese.

>>247291
>Chiyonofuji 1-2-12
And?

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>>247292
So the bit where it specifically says "a significantly stronger performance will be required to be promoted after the Kyushu Tournament." is actually referring to the September tournament? Is that what you're tying to tell me?

>>247291
Americans average 11 wins in Yokozuna debuts
Japanese average 12
mongs 9.5

>>247294
"significantly stronger" refers to making 11-4 at M9 vs at sekiwake

>>247296
Can't tell if braindead or trolling.

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>>247291
O_O

>>247294
Looks like Henry Cejudo's coach

>>247224
>>247232
If you watch the Spiffy video on the topic you can pretty much calculate what the first and 2nd day contests will be, sanyaku matchups can pretty easily be figured out for the first week+

>>247299
Looks like if Nabatame had never joined Ozumo but remained a fan.

>>247255
It really is the classic.
I'm still holding out for Kitaharima making it to Juryo one more time before he retires.

>>247290
Don't respond to the SHITposter

>>247312
he is like enho, only needs a few more juryo bashoes to qualify as an elder

>>247266
>Takayasu at 20 to 1
I HURT MYSELF TODAY

Enho status?

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https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/shows/sumo_preview/

grand sumo preview has arrived

Keisho sitting with the other oyakatas looking like one of the men brought their young son to work for the day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNYsJDwQbKw

>>247267
That guy is about as knowledgeable as my left nut, so I would not trust what he is saying.

>>247330
Is that the good nut or the weird shriveled one?

>>247266
20:1 on WMH is a fucking disgrace considering he's the only one on that list to have never contended a yusho. Hell I don't even think he's been close. His only time over 10 wins was an 11-4 in March 2023, and he's never started a basho hot enough for anyone to say he's in the runnings. Not even close.

>>247323
Eating his rice like a big boy.

>>247330
Fucking what? The guy pores over history to find the basis for his predictions.

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>>247334

>>247336
No Koga you need meat and vegetables!

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Digits names my band.

>>247341
Hu II

>>247324
Murray Johnson saying Aonishiki should get Ozeki with another 11 wins

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Why is Meisei kyūjō?

>>247346
AIDS

>>247346
Kotozakura will be gone from day 3 onwards and we all know it

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yScA4aT1OIU

Some open training video from a couple hours ago.
Im fairly new to this. Is there a name for the practice exercise they do after the practice bouts?
A rikishi pushes another a few times across the dohyo and then the pushed rikishi switches places and "beats" the one that was resisting who falls and does a small flip on the ground
It seemed more perfromative (even the pushing) than real training.
Seen in that video at the 6 minutes mark

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>>247352
Butsukari (or butsukari-geiko). It's not performative, it's actually the hardest thing they do.

>>247353
>It's not performative, it's actually the hardest thing they do.
i see
yeah i might have judged it too fast, at 11 minutes or so they just put a dude through the fucking ringer
dude was dying on his feet after every "round" for lack of a better word and they had him keep going

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>>247354
(me)
Google butsukari, get picrel
Okay i guess ill search for butsukari-geiko

Anyone have the video of Harumafuji lending his chest to Terunofuji and he hits him with a broom? It seems to have been scrubbed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tgyyy6Ctfes

>>247354
With butsukari-geiko, the man being pushed decides how hard he's going to resist you. Shoving a 300 or 400 pound man across the ring is hard enough if he's a ragdoll, it's a lot like the charging practice American footballers do. However, if the man knows your strengths and weaknesses intimately and knows exactly how to make you struggle more, it can become extremely difficult. It also functions like a drop set in weightlifting, as you get more and more exhausted he can reduce the resistance so it never becomes impossible, but always stays at the edge of what you can endure. You also have to do it at the end of your grueling training session, first thing in the morning before you've had anything to eat. It's not just the hardest thing they do, it's possibly the hardest form of routine training done in any sport.

>watch the new sumo association training session
>Daiesho is chest lending AGAIN even though that's how he hurt his calf and that still hasn't healed
I hate it

Kirishima is looking really solid, I would bet on him doing his now normal yoyoing of shit basho into good one. I think he's getting 10 wins minimum. Daiesho is probably going to 9-6 and 8-7 his way back up until he hits his new ceiling with the top of maegashira being more crowded with talent than they used to.

whats up with chris randomly doing vids on tamawashi, takayasu and ura? does he have some inside info about their retirement in 2026?

>>247361
He read their minds and know they will retire soon to join Hakuho in his anti-NSK agenda

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>>247358
Yeah i just watched the vid of the post above yours too
I guess that the times i had seen it before it wasn't super serious and it was only a couple "rounds" before moving to another wrestler
But seriously the poor dude on the vid i first posted... holy fuck
Same with Terunofuji in that other video, they really get tested.
Is as you put it even if the dude just "stands" there and glides you are still pushing 300pounts the moment he digs the hell in....

Well thats what i come to this thread for, im learning a bunch of shit

>>247366
This ones intense too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juEVyJvi79g&t=286s

>>247360
He'll start 0-1 but he has a chance to pick up a kinboshi from Hoshoryu

>>247356
why do the mongs all act like they're uncivilized barbarians who were raised in a barn? the ones who come over to do sumo are all ruling class ones from the ulaanbaatar fancy families

>>247370
>Why do sumo wrestlers act like sumo wrestlers
You're retarded and your bait is weak.

>>247350
If Zak ends up kabob& then that increased Dan's promotion chances substantially, the bosses don't like empty slots at the upper end of the banzuke, they think they sell more tickets, merch, etc. if they have more guys at the top ranks

>>247372
>muh empty slots
How many times must we tell you to stop perpetuating this myth? We have three ozeki currently, and we only need two to make a banzuke.

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torikumis have arrived

>>247373
I don't even believe that myth about people caring if ozekis are on the banzuke or not. Ozekis are only especially interesting if they're at risk of demotion or if they won the previous basho, nobody is on the edge of their seat wondering if the ozeki will clear 10 wins
But the pro journalists repeat the empty slot stuff all the time so it seems like its a thing. And the JSA definitely gives out promotions on weak and not-quite qualifying scores when they have empty slots to fill, we all just saw it happen with Hosh, so you should expect to see Dan promoted on any double digit score, especially if Zak ends up with less than 8 wins

>>247376
>But the pro journalists repeat the empty slot stuff all the time
Just because journalists are stupid doesn't mean you have to be either.

>>247378
They were right when they said Hosh was up for promotion due to the empty yokozuna slot even though his previous basho was only a JY, that was the last time they made the claim and they were correct so its safe to presume they know what they're saying now

>>247370
Being the fanciest family in Ulaanbaatar is like being the fanciest family in the projects.

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Dan keeps on getting bulkier and bulkier, but he doesn't grow tiddies so you know that his added weight is all muscle. Eventually he is going to get strong enough to overpower Onosato, its only a matter of time.

>>247379
Hosh and Zak were both up for yokozuna at the same time. Had they both gotten it and Teru not retired, we would've had 3 yokozuna, meaning there still would've been an odd number. Neither were up for yokozuna solely because of an "empty yokozuna slot" because that is not a concept that actually exists.

>>247346
His lower back has been fucked for the last few bashos, I'm assuming it's gotten worse.

>>247346
Since he is the bottom man in makuuchi, if he misses all 15 days is he going to skip juryo and get demoted down to makushita 1

>>247386
No, nobody's gone from makuuchi straight to makushita since 1928.

>>247382
They were softer on Hoshoryu's promotion than to some Ozeki who didn't get promoted when there were Yokozunas.

>>247395
Maybe but if you ACTUALLY FUCKING READ you'll understand that's completely irrelevant to the question of whether "slots" and "banzuke balance" exist (they don't).

>>247389
none have put up 0-15 from m18 either

>>247397
The exact rank is rarely important when it's the person at the bottom of the banzuke, and mostly comes up when they do stuff like Shishi where he got a 7-8 so they technically lowered him a rank on paper without demoting him to juryo because nobody else from juryo deserved the promotion.

>>247396
>reeeee what i say is extra important because i used capslock
yelling or the equivalent only works in face to face confrontations because of the implied threat of violent chimpouts in the case that the yeller isn't appeased.
since 4chan does not meet the "face to face" condition needed, your implied yelling carried no weight here, punch a wall, throw your phone out the window, or whatever. we don't care, can't hurt us.

>>247400
YOU ARE SUPER FUCKING GAY

>>247389
even that doesn't look too reliable a precedent in the context of being a year after the Osaka Sumo merger
if sumodb has the correct data the guy was being bounced up and down by all the rank adjustments and readjustments
eg J3 to Ms7 on a winning record in 1927

>>247400
>In this moment I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessings. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.

Hakuoho is a tough opening day matchup for Horseryu who already has a well established history of opening day failure.

>>247386
No he won't lmao. Not only would the JSA never do that but lately they've shown a willingness to give rikishi with terrible scores a softer landing. Daieisho only landed at M10 with his 0-0-15 from S1e, and Gonoyama only went -10 on his 1-14. A kyujo M18e would probably land at J10.

>>247404
In the last 6 basho the only time Hoshoryu has lost on opening day was a basho that he dipped due to injury. Man these threads really can be improved by filtering the word horse can't they.

>>247404
Hoshoryu has never lost to Hakuoho. Onosato, meanwhile, has a losing record against Hakuoho. You are getting more and more pathetic with every attempt, Anon.

>List of rikishi for whom winning this basho would be acceptable
Onosato
Hoshoryu
Kotozakura
Aonishiki
Takayasu
WTK

Anyone else winning would be an affront to my sensibilities.

>>247409
No Kiri? Oho?

>>247410
Not him, but Oho looks like he's in terrible form. He was losing to Tamashoho in the recent all-stables vids.

>>247410
KiriSHITma is over it and won't achieve anything for the rest of his career, and Oho just isn't ready for it. If Oho can find Sanyaku consistency I'd be fine with him getting a yusho a couple basho from now, but I wanna see consecutive double digits from him before that point.

>>247294
I need to see more of this guy, he's unintentionally hilarious with his hands

>>247406
he lost half of his last 10 openers
>this loss doesn't count because reasons, he had a doctor's note an sheeeiiit
what about when he won on opening day and then quit the basho, how come you count that one and not the loss?

>Heh, if I use cutoff points that favour my opinions on rikishi I can paint them as poorly as possible, looks like I win
Adopt a trip so I can filter you.

Seems like Hakuoho should have a pretty good chance at beating Hosh on day 1, anyone who can beat Onosato twice is definitely good enough to hand Hosh a loss.

>>247422
Hakuohos shoulder is gone and he will barely KK

>>247381
And what about Shishi?

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>>247411

>>247422
>Seems like Aonishiki should have a pretty good chance at beating Onosato, anyone who can beat Hosh twice is definitely good enough to hand Onosato a loss.

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Does anyone here play the Sumo Orical card app? I'm desperate for the Oho code. I hope to Christ Oho can keep his sanyaku ranking. Can't download the app in my region to get the code unfortunately. If anyone has the Grand Sumo app can you let me know what it says on the banner?

>>247116
Spanish hands typed this post. Don't worry, anon, Aonishki will yusho once he breaks the 11-4 curse the Baba Yaga out on him

>the embittered jilted ex-sekiwake kiriSHITma looking to take down the currently reigning champion sekiwake top dog aonishiki
quite a plot line for opening day

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>>247424
Shishi is no longer a 400 pounder's legs topped by a 200 pounder's torso, his upper body has filled out and isn't hilariously disproportionate anymore

>>247432
God that one basho where he looked like he loved Krabby Patties. The worst looking legs I've ever seen.

>I told Shishi to only train foot sliding and shiko and he actually did it lmaoooo look at the fucker's legs loooool

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someone on the nhk show mentioned takakeisho's skills as a coach showing through in takanosho's performance so I looked up the records of the rest of the stable and it seems like takakeisho might really have strong skills in that area, nearly all the lower rankers put up 6-1s or 5-2 except the guy who kyujo'd and the jonidan guy who lost to koga. 5 out of 5 KKs in makushita and higher.
Tokiwayama moved up a bunch in the stable power ranking too

imagine if you could put takerufuji's upper body on shishi's legs

>>247435
Rumour has it that Takanosho picked up some ACL damage and isn't going to fare too well this basho. Also Takakeisho simply joining a stable as a trainer would likely inspire any bunch of fatsos to work harder. And lets not act like Takanosho doesn't sometimes spike basho really hard. He beat Teru once last July then came close in the playoff.

>>247435
>guy who lost to koga
coaching skills invalidated

Any place I might find Dosukoi episodes out of rotation?

>>247445
someone posted a Mega on reddit a while back, not going to look for it tho

>>247422
So Hakuoho will surely do this basho that which he hasn't managed to do yet in 3 different basho?

>>247428
Ive never even heard of this
Is it some kind of gacha for ozumo

>>247453
Call us when Hosh yushos twice in a row and earns his rope

>>247436
Imagine if you could put Shishi's upper body on Takerufuji's legs

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>>247455

>>247451
https://mega.nz/folder/II0yFDAA#1TNUrTd2nzRVEFidZBtryA

>>247454
Oh entirely, I just open packs daily for free and try and trade folk for my favourite rikishi. It's entirely in Japanese though

>>247352
>Is there a name for the practice exercise they do after the practice bouts?
butsukari keiko

>It seemed more perfromative (even the pushing) than real training
Depends on the context. During tours or shows, it's definitely more performative. But in serious practice sessions, it's like doing weighted sled pushes after you did dozens of rounds of sparring.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy8k2UQSVSM

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>>247435
If you watch him on commentary or in shows like Dosukoi Sumo Salon, he's actually pretty eloquent and sharp. Hard to imagine if you've only seen him in run-over toad mode.
https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/shows/5001458/

>>247370
Ichinojo was unironically some yodel-ass steppe nomad, hunting with eagles and so on

>>247477
>on the outskirts of Ulaanbaatar

>>247477
so is kirishima

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brutal

>>247435
Takakeisho is also great as a commentator. When he is on Abema or NHK, he is very active and eloquent compared to many of the guest that just grunt and nod to whatever the main commentator say.

>>247435
>>247470
>>247492
>lose fat clogging brain
>start speaking intelligently and eloquently
I'm pretty sure this is a Simpsons episode.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wMH83vn0Zg
cool oyakata sloppa commentary video. Man, these 70's fights were amazing. By 2040 we're gonna have only Atamifujis in makuuchi if the meta doesnt evolve

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>>247501

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sumo is back tonight

stay up until ungodly hours just to watch it almost live and shitpost with the rest of the sumo autists or go sleep at a reasonable hour and watch it the next day

Live is cruel

>>247513
I might stay up late to watch my own son at the Kokugikan, but these jobbers don't deserve it.

>>247492
>>247435
There is a reason that Keisho's nickname used to be "the sumo genius".
Without that brain there is no way his sumo body was making it to Ozeki.

>>247516
>the genius strategy: just push lmao

>>247517
>the 4chan strategy
>be reductionist and negative about everything

>>247518
He's right though, Takakeisho was shit.

>last year Kyoda hurts his knee, needs surgery and tumbles in the ranks
>This year he hurts himself in the same exact spot
Kyoda just suffers in the fall

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>>247518
Your boy's a one-trick pony. Cope.

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ITS TIME YOU SON OF BITCHES
PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR FUCKING MOUTH IS
IS DAN THE MAN GETTING OZEKI?

OF COURSE HE IS, ON HIS WAY TO BECOMING YOKOZUNA
NOBODY CAN STOP THE UKRAINIAN BLUE WHIRLWIND OF FURY

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>>247517
>>247520
>>247522
You are only pointing out your own limited understanding of the sport and relative newfaggyness.
>tips fedora because I appreciate this sport on a deeper level than you ever could

>>247524
Takakeisho had a limited understanding of the sport, nobody told him you were allowed to grapple.

>>247526
It's amazing the confidence with which people like you post.

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>>247522
oh no no no

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>>247527
k

>>247528
What did you think you were demonstrating here?

>>247527
It's amazing that instead of simping for an e-girl like ordinary freaks, you choose to simp for Takakeisho.

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>>247529
>>247531
See, this goes back to >>247518
Not everyone here has negative feelings and reactions towards everyone and everything around them. But /sp/ especially has the stigma of you must absolutely fucking shit on everything and everyone possible. Anything posted in a positive light has to be derided for the lulz, because appreciating something on a deeper level and trying to understand how they got there is cringe.
When I was new to sumo I greatly disliked Takakeisho, for how he looked, moved, and "simple" style. I grew an appreciation for his sumo over time. The timing, pinpoint thrusts and overall movement were sublime the few times he was healthy. His ability to stand people up and knock them back was wild. There is a reason Daieisho and Takanosho both respect the man. With similar styles, and arguably better bodies for sumo, they have been beaten by the hamster.
Anyways, If I was going to simp for anyone it would be Kiribayama.

>>247532
>I disliked Takakeisho when I was new
>Therefore, everyone who dislikes Takakeisho is new
Have you ever considered that people mock your posts because you're the one making them?

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>>247533

>>247532
>everything and everyone possible
No, just that fat sack of garbage specifically.

>>247536
Who the fuck are you calling fat

>>247538
Takakeisho.

>>247539
Cmon man at least try to roll with the joke

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>>247541
Make one, and I will.

>>247538
>forgot the image

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>SAY
>MY
>NAME

It is presently early Sunday morning in Japan, the cool wrestlers, Ryuden, Asanoymama, Abi and the rest of their gang and presently in Da Club chilling with their Kyushu hoes and drinking champagne while their nerd sissy opening day opponents are "getting a good night's rest" before eventually losing to the chads.

Oh fuck I only just realised, I'm off work today so can actually watch the entire first day. I'm a Britbong but working night shifts in the run up to Christmas so this works perfectly. Gonna go get a crate of lager so I can watch fatslap with my friends on 4chan.

Also I never did get around to making that bingo. I format my computer and forgot to save the list somewhere. Maybe I'll quickly go back through the threads, I posted most of the things I put in it.

>>247537
I get Oshima laughing because he seems like a well humoured guy, but did Kisenosato just crack a smile???

>>247549
>I'm a Britbong
We can tell by the fact that you think this is your personal blog, Neville.

>>247552
Nevilleposting is so Haru, we accuse people of being Spanish now.

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JSA reports that Kyushu ticket sales are the best they've been so far this century and advertising banner sales are better than they've ever been before. This is a big boost to the reputation of Kaio who is the regional director for the Kyushu basho and is considered the favorite to be the next JSA boss

>>247554
>the best they've been so far this century
uhhh chrissisters??? our hakuresponse???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnz0VyIMC3o

Latest Takasago slop features Chiyoshoma and Hoshoryu, and includes multiple bouts between Hoshoryu and Asanoyama who admittedly by that point was probably a bit tuckered out from earlier fights. It's noteworthy that Hoshoryu specifically calls out Asanoyama when Asakoryu is right there.

>>247549
Im gonna make an effort to stay up tonight too

>>247560
How long until juryo starts, roughly
This would be my first time trying to stay up and im already yawning thinking about it

>>247561
Maybe around 8 hours from now?

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>>247563
Okay thats not happening then

>>247561
Probably around 8 hours or so
Depends how the lower divs get on

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>Day 1 is hard
Whos predicting drama this time?

>>247566
Day 1 will be even harder for Meisei considering he's kyujo.

>>247564
Imagine the dick Kotoshoho could suck with those lips.

>>247567
Yeah it'll be really tough on Terutsuyoshi as well.

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https://www.sponichi.co.jp/sports/news/2025/11/08/articles/20251108s00005000171000c.html

horseryu is now trying to claim he didn't win the last basho because he was injured and had a bad back.

>>247577
he has to do something about that nasty leg acne, really ugly and diseased looking. nobody wants to see that on a yokozuna.

>>247577
Did he? Or did Tatsunami say it?

>>247577
>>247579
Tatsunami said it. That said, everyone knows the body is one of the core pillars of sumo, so this isn't an excuse, but admittance that proper health of the body was not achieved. It's an admission of the mistake.

>>247578
imagine your in the front row and zak or onosato or dan throws horseryu out of the ring and he lands on you and that diseased pox filth part of his leg touches you. I'd probably start vomiting right on the spot

The acne is from the steroids, relax faggot.

>>247584
His level of obsession is reaching levels of schizo that Chris only dreams of.

>>247584
Why else would a 26 year old man have acne

>>247589
surely not the daily healthy amounts of chanko

>>247589
American junk food diets can do that to you.

>>247589
Some people just naturally have acne and it's annoying.

M*dnight just said Abema coverage starts in 13 minutes.

what time do basho's usually start?

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>>247595
I don't know why you need him to tell you that.

>>247596
Usually ~9am Japan time give or take. Depends on the day.

>>247597
I just thought my friends on 4chan might not know but would like to.

>Koga is Jonidan 100
Is this a lucky sign??? Also he has no matches scheduled on sumodb, is he kyujo or are they just not listed for guys that low?

>>247605
He competes tomorrow, not today

>>247606
That sucks, I'm at the mercy of work as to whether I'll be able to watch his bouts.

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>>247596
This is from 2017 but the times have been the same. Day 15 starts early because they have a bunch of presentations and speeches to do. All times are Japan time of course.

>>>/sp/151867056

Move over.

Its happening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4cOGvWJ69w
Jonokuchi matches are underway

>>>/sp/151867060
>>>/sp/151867060
>>>/sp/151867060

>>>/sp/151867060

>>>/sp/151867060

>>247607
>Wanting to watch Koga's matches
There's a japanese futagoyama yt channel that uploads every match from the stable daily

>>247411
he knew

The sideshow is over. New Futagoyama honsloppa in a few hours. Will Sakagami edit out all the footage of Mita cheerfully preparing for this basho? Personally I'm hoping to see scenes of Koga polishing his rapid fire tsuppari that he employed so brilliantly this tournament.

>>248364
you mean Sakaue.. it will be so stupid to see cheerful Mita in upcoming videos, same as last pre-basho video of oyakata saying everyone is healthy...

>>248365
Is that what it calls him in the subs? I think he'll edit some of the Mita stuff out but who knows, he can be pretty inconsiderate kek

Why can't Hoshoryu beat Aonishiki?

ARE WE BACK

I was wrong, futagoslop is out on the 24th.

>>248367
that's his name 坂上

>>248368
no clue why are people so hyped about it. there's always that 1 guy you have difficulty to overcome. Far better yokozuna than nephew had a kryptonite at some point

>>248368
he keeps trying to slap him down and it never works.

>>248368
Aonishikis humility bow stance is something arrogant mongol will never triump over

All the major Japanese media outlets are now confirming Dan's impending ozeki promotion.
Lmao at everyone in this thread posting about how he wasn't going to get ozeki this basho. LOL IN YOUR STUPID FACE

So the current meta is getting a gaijin, preferably one with wrestling experience, from some country that's getting invaded, therefore ensuring that motivation to succeed is through the roof?

>>248379
venezuelan rikishi when?

Best case scenario for the rest of Roga's career is that he keeps injuries at a minimum like he has been and just lives in lower makuuchi for a decade. It was beautiful seeing him close on his 8-7 after hitting 8-4 a couple days ago.

Glad to see Asanoyama will be back in the top division. I liked his bout with fujiryoga

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whoever made this in the /sp/ thread, it's been stolen by r/sumomemes and likely to win their meme of the month

>>248383
I am the anon who did it, and I don't really care

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that does not match at all lol, used to be Teru sitting below this bunch of sekitori

Is Ajigawa fastest new beya to yusho?

>>248385
Why does he look like he's had a stroke? Hoshoryu certainly didn't hit him that hard!

>>248384
im the anon that stole it and i don't really care either

>>248383
>>248389
I'm an anon who witnessed all of that happen and I had this to say

So is Dan getting promoted to Ozeki?

>>248392
Yep

>>248392
If today's results wouldn't get him to Oozeki, then nothing will

>>248392
The playoff was an exchange bout. Dan goes to Yokozuna and Hoshoryu gets demoted to Sekiwake.

>>248398
Oh ok, thanks Anon!

>Oho managed a 7-8
His performance seemed terrible, so I was a little surprised, but he usually seems to avert disaster somehow in the end now that I think about it. Frustrating rikishi to follow.

Hoshoryu, the idea versus Dan, the man

So what will the sanyaku look like next basho?

Something like this?:
Hoshoryu Y Onosato
Kotozakura O Aonishiki
Kirishima S Oho
Takayasu K Wakamotoharu

>>248406
>it's another Takayasu Komusubi episode

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>>247047
Best year of sumo since 2021. Next year will be exciting with the likes of Goshima, Kazuma, and Asahifuji making it into makuuchi, while a lot of old veterans fall off the banzuke.

I predict no Yokozuna or Ozeki promotions in 2026. Onosato will dominate, some of the newcomers will win one cup, and Hoshoryu will not win his first basho as a Yokozuna.

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Almost a year later, and I still haven't figured out how to draw those horse-lips.

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>Aonishiki, listen
>!
>I'm going to fall without resisting...
>But, Kotozakura, your knees...!
>Shut up, kid. Only you can stop that horse-fucking mongoloid son of a bitch from winning this tournament. I'm putting all my hopes on you...
>Tetas Cuatro-seki...
>You're a real Ozeki... AAAAAAIIEEEEEEE!!!

>>248414
What page of the karma sutra is that move on?

>>248406
Wont it be Takayasu at S and Oho at K because of their records?

Ichiyamamato maths highest of all the potential Komusubi but he wasn't in the joi. Yoshi maths higher than Ura but they won't want to overpromote a newbie into the Sanyaku. Does this mean WMH and Ura will be our next Komusubi?

>>248418
Oh wait I'm retarded, Oho went 7-8, he's 100% K1e.

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Whats this all about?

Can't wait for tomorrow matches

>>248387
Otowayama brought home a yusho-equivalent in under 6 months