What happened to the other one

>>34214855
The idiot had porn in the op image

>>34214855
Swift justice

Had a dream that I was dating and having sex with Dua Lipa. And then I woke up.

>>34214852
My biceps are sore after lifting yesterday, I wish I had a woman to kiss and touch them

>>34214867
I had a dream where I had sex with you

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Femanons, would you wear this?

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Women, thoughts on men's necks?

>>34214868
I'd prefer to touch a penis but ok

>>34214852
Femanons, would you date a fat and balding guy?

>>34214874
Gay

>>34214874
Hey! Not him but I have one of those

I think being a handsome man with muscles, smarts, and manners has actually been working against me. Girls, what do you even want from beefy, well spoken quantum physicist when you first meen one?

>>34214871
No

This mf said meen

>>34214881
>meen
BAHAHAHAH THIS NIGGA RETARDED SITCHO ASS DOOOOOWN

are albanian women really whores?

>>34214868
>My biceps are sore after lifting yesterday, I wish I had a woman to kiss and touch them
Luckily the biceps are smaller muscles and thus have lower recovery time. You should try hitting them at least twice a week.

>>34214871
>Femanons, would you wear this?
Yeah, I would rock it. I wouldn't put it on my bumper, though.

I know this is a fucking insane situation to be in but if my gf is a freak that has several enormous horse/dragon dildos, how can I make the bedroom not about those toys or fantasies at all even though I explicitly told her I am fully open and accepting of any weird fetish she has? She made some extremely new and unique noises on that thing and I am so ashamed to admit it but I legit feel like i got cucked and emasculated by a piece of rubbery plastic.

I dont want her to feel hurt or pushed away but I dont wanna see that again, which feels like a catch-22 at the moment.

>>34214852
What do men think of gamer girls?

>>34214880
Nice
How big is it?
Is it veiny?
How curved it is?
Does it have pearly penile papules?
Does it have Fordyce spots?

Who else meen here
Meenies wya

>>34214855
People nuked it because they liked kids' boobs too much

>>34214891
Gay and performative

>>34214886
>are albanian women really whores?
Balkan women in general are whores. My best friend is Bulgarian, and while I love her to death, she's the sluttiest person I know.

>>34214871
I'm child-free, but it's not something I normally feel the need to advertise.

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>minor typo

>>34214891
Depends on what she plays.

>>34214891
People game, it's normal now.

>>34214891
>a girl who plays games
Green flag.
>describes herself as a "gamer girl"
Red flag.

>>34214891
Women shouldn't have male hobbies

>>34214892
4inches.
One thick vein on the top.
Curves up.
I had to google this one, yes 1 or 2 of them.
No.

>>34214891
Women fucking hate video games. Even if there are exceptions it's safer to assume they're lying

>>34214891
Barf. Get a real hobby.

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Women
Do you agree with Epsteins vibrator advice?

>>34214881
Bro is still being autistic
>>34214891
Cool, I like vidya too
My roommate was playing stardew valley when I left lol

>>34214892
>How big is it?
6 inches long, about five inches around.
>Is it veiny?
Yeah.
>How curved it is?
Not at all. It’s straight and pretty level with the ground while erect.
>Does it have pearly penile papules?
Nope.
>Does it have Fordyce spots?
Yeah, some around the base.

>>34214890
You should probably get a new gf

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>>34214895
Mean.
>>34214898
Felt, makes me bawl up from embarrassment... :(
>>34214899
What if she played a mix of everything? What then, anon? >:)
>>34214901
You say that, but most people are hostile towards women that game...
>>34214902
>Red flag
...what's the difference?

>>34214907
>Do you agree with Epsteins vibrator advice?
Somewhat. The plug-in ones are usually a lot more powerful, built more robustly, and last longer. They're a pain to travel with, tho.

>>34214913
>What if she played a mix of everything? What then, anon? >:)
Then we’d probably play video games together.

>>34214913
Tranny vibes

>>34214890
Is her vagina loose? Wtf. That's nasty, she should be careful or she'll end up in the hospital one day.

>>34214907
Bro sounds like an AI lol

>>34214907
Yes. The ones with batteries tend to die in the worst possible moment

>>34214898
i deleted my post becaus of a typo the other day, then i fucked up again with a typo and deleted the second one
i dont remember what they called me, but it hurt my feelings

>>34214890
You shouldn’t have to pretend you’re into that for her sake. Some other guy will be.

>>34214905
Jeez, have you ever spoken to a zoomer woman? Most of them play stuff like The Sims or Stardew. -_-
>>34214910
>vidya
Wat kind of games do you play tho? There's a difference between something like Dark Souls and Stardew Valley -.-

>>34214926
Maybe they don't hate video games but they definitely hate men who play them

>>34214912
>>34214924
I don't want a new gf I am in love with this person. I just dont want to do that specific sex act is all, this should not be a relationship killer I just want advice on how to not do it again without it making her feel bad or ashamed. Not advice on who I should be in love with.

>>34214892
>How big is it?
7"
>Is it veiny?
Yeah
>How curved it is?
Like a banana
>Does it have pearly penile papules?
A few
>Does it have Fordyce spots?
Not sure.

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Where are the nerdy girlies who like to dress cute?

>>34214926
>Jeez, have you ever spoken to a zoomer woman? Most of them play stuff like The Sims or Stardew. -_-
You’d also have a hard time meeting any millennial women who don’t like The Sims, Zoo Tycoon, Rollercoaster Tycoon, Animal Crossing, Pokémon, browser games etc. or at least did when they were younger

>>34214891
Would she be shit with me together in Rocket League?

>>34214931
How can you not be sure if your penis has Fordyce spots? Do you even have a penis?

>>34214930
>I just dont want to do that specific sex act is all,
Tell her that. This isn’t unreasonable.
Buy her less insane toys, maybe.

>>34214891
I like them but I don't think most guys want a gf who's better at vidya than they are. I personally wouldn't care because I feel like my mechanical skills have been on the decline non-stop since I hit 25-26.

>>34214852
Hello women,

I am a man who is a bit of a coomer at heart. Recently I've started a relationship/gone official with a woman, and as part of that I've been trying to stop using porn. I feel it would be disrespectful to my gf to look at other women's bodies.

Anyway, I have bee coping with urges by jacking off to pics of my gf. My question is if this is acceptable or not. Like if you found out your bf was jacking off to (normal, not nude) pics of you would you be okay with it?

>inb4 Just fuck her
We're long distance

>>34214923
>becaus

>>34214930
My nigga, she's gonna cheat on you with a hung black dude

>>34214923
We called you autistic.
And what you wrote was not worthy of rewriting.

>>34214910
Please explain. I have had so many outside expectations I never asked for heaped on me, only for those same people to get upset I did not fulfill their unspoken expectations. Please help me understand what these weirdos even want me to do, so they'll be less unpleasant to interact with.

>>34214935
Yeah but it's still dark here and I can't remember what it looks like.

>>34214926
>Wat kind of games do you play tho
All sorts lol but mostly platformers and beat em up
I had a good time tho playing games like Overcooked, Cooking Mama and Animal Crossing with gals

I keep having dreams of physically strong women who like me
what does this mean?

>>34214948
It's not about expectations, you are ignorant to your own behaviors and how it looks from the 3rd person, either wilfully or not

>>34214954
Maybe you're a lesbian.

I need my dick sucked. I have no clever way of saying this.

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>claims to be a conservative woman and want kids
>has bulge
uhh what did xir mean by this

4 out of 11 people are white

State gender
When did you learn that women don't get horny, and that all their claims otherwise are lies?

>>34214954
Means you're gay

>>34214964
M
My ex was hornier than me. Skill issue.

>>34214962
Fat pussy

>>34214945
>hmm... how can I make this about my gay BBC fetish
kek

are all women actually whores?

>>34214956
How am I coming across? Do they think I'm rude or stuckup?

>>34214966
Either she was a convincing liar, or your libido is extremely pathetic.

>>34214962
puffy vulva

>>34214963
We should get that up to 11

>>34214936
you dont think its possible that changing my mind so quickly will make her less willing to trust me in the future with vulnerable information?

>>34214969
No. They don't experience arousal, lust, or any form of sexual desire. They may sleep with men for romantic reasons, or because they think they're supposed to, or for many other reasons, but genuine sexual desire is never one of them. They are incapable of that.

>>34214966
Bro fell for it

>>34214932
Off being cunts probably

>>34214981
Very few things are better than cunts desu.

>>34214962
She had too much sex and her lips are extremely swollen.

>>34214958
>i am not a boysbian

>>34214968
She wants to fuck a monster with a giant dick, it's the logical conclusion

>>34214867
https://voca.ro/14BOgnLtSzlG
>>34214948
https://voca.ro/1j17SPSbhOUd

>>34214932
Having a cozy time in a knitted sweater and playing BG3

>>34214970
Full of yourself

>>34214988
Why not play a good game instead?

Men like women with big butts, it makes sense, they want to spank it, bite it, lick it, fuck it.
What do women want men with big butts for?

Why are there so many Russians in the comments of the songs wtf. Go away

>>34214986
>yes I think of black men when someone talks about inhumanely large, thick penises
Homo.

>>34214990
>Oh, you're having fun? You should stop having fun!

>>34214988
>BG3
If you are the femanon who said that before... is that all you do? lol
I know it's a long game, but still.

>>34214907
Plug in wall ones are for people that can only orgasm with industrial power

>>34214993
NAG but they like to grab and smack our asses as far as I can tell.

>>34214967
>>34214972
Surely that's TOO fat? Haha

>>34214934
I can get to gold.. but it’s a very fun game

>>34214987
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHN6WF7rAc0

>first time in my new moid's apartment
>enter the living room
>he says "lie down"
>quite surprised by his boldness
>lie down on a sofa anyway
>turns out he was speaking to his dog
God I'm such a fucking idiot why do I have to embarrass myself in front of men all the time

>>34214993
Indicator of sexual prowess

>>34215001
Only one way to find out

>>>/gif/30194048

Moids, would you wife him up and save him from military service? (SFW btw, has sound though)

>>34214998
I work a lot! This is my second game

>>34214982
Objectively false

>>34214993
for me its fat ass gf and her skinny ass bf

>>34215006
Submitting to CHAD moment

My computer is too weak for Baldur's Gate III. Is it hopelessly over for me?

How do I find a girl who'll do a co-op campaign of Divinity: Original Sin 1 or 2 instead?

i wanna have sex with dua lipa

>>34214993
Power comes from the ass

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State gender
Did you ever speak with Epstein on 4chan?
Do you enjoy Epsteins taste in porn?
Are you an Epstein like figure yourself posting rn?

>>34215006
>apartment
yikes

>>34215006
Cute

>>34215002
I topped out at diamond and play with a friend 2s once a week. Going beyond that would just be possible if I started serious training some mechanics... and I don't see myself doing that.
Which plattform are you on?

I have a eating a girl out fetish but all women just want to fuck

>>34215010
As in, your second game EVER??

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>>34214917
Sounds fun!!
>>34214929
>hate men who play them
As much as I hate to say it, video-games probably aren't as 'favourable' of a hobby compared to stuff like sports. To most, that is.
>>34214933
>millennial women
I seriously don't get the point behind Animal Crossing.
>>34214934
Rocket League is console slop.
>>34214937
>better at vidya than they are
Kek, that's painful. Never thought about it that way, though. But this happens with all hobbies, no?

>>34215026
Iktf
Why won't these CUNTS let me spoil them

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>>34215004
I fucking love Bruno lol
Give me one to do
Also look at the moon wow

U wot m8

>>34215026
They want both. If you are only into doing that it makes you seem impotent and like you're compensating, which is basically a universal ick.

>>34214993
>Men like women with big butts, it makes sense, they want to spank it, bite it, lick it, fuck it.
Unless you are really incompetent, you can do that with pretty much all sizes.

>>34215029
>Rocket League is console slop.
No.

>>34215029
>>34214918

>>34215004
https://voca.ro/1f8xh61lwwz0

>>34215025
PC. You?

>>34215042
Damn nigga who asked

>>34215028
No I mean..
Second time in this game? I don’t know the word

>>34215016
i can´t get into those rpg´s at all anymore.
>yeah picking up useless shit for hours
>companions i dont like with romance getting pushed in my face
horrendously boring

Kinda crazy how qt can just talk to himself for hours on end how the fuck does he do that. Is it just mental illness

>>34215047
Your mom asked xx

>>34214873
I don’t like big Adam’s apples.

>>34215048
Second playthrough.

i would creampie dua lipa desu. not joking i really would.

>>34215052
That's hardly big

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>>34215016
Play a real rpg like Underrail, Pathfinder KM, LonaRPG or Wandering sword

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>>34214964
>When did you learn that women don't get horny, and that all their claims otherwise are lies?
F
This is fake news.

>>34214969
>are all women actually whores?
For the right person

>>34214990
>Why not play a good game instead?
Go fuck yourself

>>34215001
>Surely that's TOO fat?
No such thing

>>34215057
Get in line

I don't like people very much.

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>don't bother dating because psychological erectile dysfunction
>have psychological erectile dysfunction because I don't date enough to get over it
Welp, sorry bloodline

>>34215057
I would too if I had a penis

>>34215046
Me too, I've been playing since when it was still on Steam, which means I honestly should be better at this point. If you see my playtime, you'll probably run. lol

>>34215048
Second playthrough?
I didn't entirely finish my first, I stopped in act 3 after 150h. I think doing every single sidequedt kinda made me exhausted from it. Maybe one time I get back to it. Didn't end up romancing anybody, but I probably would have given Karlach a try.

>>34215038
>No
It literally is, though. The PC version SUCKS....

>>34215064
im happy mine ends with me

>>34215059
Or OG Bioware like BG1 & 2, Neverwinter Nights, KOTOR, and Dragon Age Origins.

>>34215071
Bioware was never good...

>>34215001
No, no it is not.

>>34215063
And the don't like me

>>34215053
Oh. Thank you

>>34215059
>>34215071
>You're looking for a multiplayer experience? Just play this singleplayer game!

>>34215006
lmao

My life is a sigma rizz edit

>>34215069
No.
Every pro plays on PC.

Women, would you leave your bf if futa became a real thing?

>>34215072
You're entitled to your opinion, regardless of how objectively wrong it is.

>>34215080
My life is like a video game, trying hard to beat the stage

>>34215072
Name a good video game.

After becoming handsome, I realize it's still a numbers game.

You can't guarantee the same reactions each time you interact with a woman. You might offend one, whilst you wouldn't offend another doing the exact same stuff.

You can build a profile though of women that will respond positively to you. So far, for me, for what I do and who I am the women who respond most positively to me:

>Tend to be nerdier
>No tattoos
>Often bookworms

>>34215086
T E T R I S
E
T
R
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>>34215082
>Women, would you leave your bf if futa became a real thing?
My wife and I would be poly or open, I assume.

>>34215006
>in my new moid's
It's pretty disgusting how you modern whores talk about men like socks. No wonder none of you get a long-term relationship.

>>34215083
Go play Kotor right now and tell me it's good with a straight face, I dare you.

>>34215086
Depravity of the lewd vampire

>>34215088
Very safe answer. Name a good CRPG.

>>34215087
>You can't guarantee the same reactions each time you interact with a woman
Duh no shit, you can't guarantee anything in life

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>>34214990
>Why not play a good game instead?
>>34215072
>Bioware was never good...

>>34215085
All while I am still collecting coins

Men
Am I overall good in bed if I'm good at giving bj and paizuri but bad at riding a penis?

>>34215089
Dykes are so disgusting holy hell

>>34215091
>Depravity of the lewd vampire
You are not a very trustworthy video game critic.
>Go play Kotor right now and tell me it's good with a straight face, I dare you.
I played it two years ago and thought it was pretty great. Played the eckbawk port.

>>34215091
Just remembered KOTOR 2 wasn't made by Bioware, but by Obsidian. Just another reminder of another studio that fell from grace. I'm gonna kms.

>>34215094
Shilling for Bioware doesn't make you interesting either, they made 3 good games. Mass effect, Mass effect 2 and Mass effect 3.

>>34215082
>women with extremely huge dicks in addition to their female biological components
>women can date and marry and reproduce with eachother and also get real dick
It would be levels of over never before seen, thank fuck that hasn't happened.

>>34215098
No

>>34215098
Idk lol I don't have sex

>>34215091
>Depravity of the lewd vampire
Not even in my top 20 female protag RPGM games.

>>34215098
Yeah that sounds good

>>34215101
>You are not a very trustworthy video game critic.
It has the best writing out of any video game I've ever played, it's short and succinct
>I played it two years ago and thought it was pretty great. Played the eckbawk port.
The combat is a bore though and that's 99% of the game. It's based on D20 and you're just doing power etc etc attack over and over...

>>34215098
how tf can you be bad at sex as a woman? isnt the whole thing about the man doing like 90% of the work, ive never heard of a woman being bad in bed.

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>>34215050
https://voca.ro/14vgFGT89X6B

Femanons must be ovulating again

>>34214890
>I am so ashamed to admit it but I legit feel like i got cucked and emasculated by a piece of rubbery plastic.
You absolutely should be ashamed of that.

Women's sex toys don't work the same way as men's. Male sex toys are actually a substitute for sex. But women's *complement* sex. Obviously something like a clitoral vibrator gives you a sensation that is completely unlike anything a person can do to you, but that's the point: you're not trying to reproduce the sensation of sex, you're trying to feel something completely *different*.

Not to mention the fact that a dildo can't kiss you, or put its arms around you. You don't ask a dildo to wear a T-shirt for two days before it goes on holiday so you can have something that smells of it while it's gone. It doesn't make you laugh. It doesn't kiss your neck. You can't run your hands over its chest, or taste the sweat on its neck, or rest your head on its chest and listen to its heart beating.

You shouldn't regard toys as being a substitute for you, or a substitute for sex. They are something that adds to sex and enhances it. Think of yourself as fries and the toys as ketchup; or yourself as a hotdog and the toys as mustard. A hotdog may be better with mustard than without, but it doesn't make sense for the hotdog to feel cucked by the mustard.

>>34215098
Paizuri doesn't really do anything for me, and I prefer missionary and doggy to being ridden, so probably.

I feel weird being a loner but also not being super into vidya :/

>>34215112
https://youtu.be/QLPnHrR0EoA

>>34215112
>10 minutes
Exactly
I'll listen to it after I've finished my whole choon bro gave me a whole podcast

>>34215082
>Women, would you leave your bf if futa became a real thing?
I dont have a bf, futas are gross

>>34215116
I don't really think you should write him off for that.
You can't seriously believe that no women would feel similarly watching their man fuck an onahole shaped completely differently from them, can you?

>>34214964
>When did you learn that women don't get horny, and that all their claims otherwise are lies?
M. You really should have met one of my exes. I once made her come more than thirty times in ninety minutes. Two hours later she was horny again. Women get unbelievably horny, just not for you.

Plap

>>34215116
>men reasonably carry some level of penis size insecurity
>girl orgasms out of her mind on a penis that is comically massive compared to his
>why are you le insecure!?
not saying your overall point is wrong but exercise at least a bit of critical thinking if you're going to write an entire essay about sex toys.

>>34215107
You make it really difficult to not hate you, even when I try my best to not shit on you.

>>34214969
>are all women actually whores
Sadly no.

>>34215123
Lmao dude it's not worth listening to, I was being facetious and talking shit
My phone about to die though so I will soon have to return to the crib, tail between my legs

>>34215130
>thirty times
Lol, is that what she told you?

>>34215026
>I have a eating a girl out fetish but all women just want to fuck
Perhaps you're just not very good at eating them out?

>>34215133
I don't even know who you are

>>34214868
>princess carry him out of the gym for leg day so everyone is upsetti

>>34215098
>Am I overall good in bed if I'm good at giving bj and paizuri but bad at riding a penis?
That depends. How satisfying do you find doing those things?

>>34215124
What's gross about futas? Not talking about trannies

>>34215142
Nigga

desu when i got older i realized most women will let u fuck them if u just ask. women prefer directness.

>>34215103
ME 2 was a huge disappointment.
Turning an action RPG to a corridor shooter.

There is no scientific proof that straight women

>>34215098
Are your tits truly huge enough that you're giving REAL paizuri instead of just pathetically smushing your c cups together and having him rub his thing on it?

>>34215148
Fucking CIA killed him before he could drop a truth bomb

>>34214940
I'd be fine with that. Not sure how normal I am.

>>34215125
>You can't seriously believe that no women would feel similarly watching their man fuck an onahole shaped completely differently from them, can you?
That was my point: male and female sex toys are completely different in that respect. Male toys replace sex; female toys add to it.

>>34215111
My thoughts exactly. I don’t care if she can’t ride dick

Gyatt damn

>>34215135
I'm listening to it rn are you manic atm

>>34215132
>girl orgasms out of her mind on a penis that is comically massive compared to his
But it's not a penis, and it's not designed to feel like one.

i deleted my runescape 3 account. time to restart on osrs. it's time.

>>34215148
>>34215152
There's no scientific proof that straight women exist
Lol

>>34215136
>Lol, is that what she told you?
You can't fake chest flush.

>>34215156
>Male toys replace sex; female toys add to it.
You keep saying this but it's not true. It's just a cope you came up with so you don't feel like a gooner for using dildos by yourself even though it's the same thing as a guy using a fleshlight.

>>34215116
>You don't like this artificial thing you can never measure up to, you should be ashamed
Nah, respectfully kys. Being a goonette who takes monster cocks is one thing but don't act like it makes you better than everyone else

>>34215167
>>34215169
I'm a man, but whatever makes you feel better.

>>34215116
>>34215156
>>34215161
Sounds like a woman telling her bf not to worry about the male friend she's definitely fucking on the side lol

>>34215156
I'm still not convinced and think you're just refusing to empathize with that anon.

>>34215125
>You can't seriously believe that no women would feel similarly watching their man fuck an onahole shaped completely differently from them, can you?
Why would they? Do you really think women identify with their pussy shape/dimensions the way men do with penises? No girl would be insecure if their man fucked a piece of rubber. But because size and penetrative value exist with dildos, men get insecure about them being larger. Its literally all just copes to pretend that women dont like being deeply penetrated. Just get over it and accept it.

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>>34215099
>Dykes are so disgusting holy hell
Oh no! Random moid #2829517860 doesn't approve of my sexuality! It's so over.

>>34215124
>futas are gross
But it takes the best thing about men (dicks) and put them with the best thing about women (everything).

>>34215139
Let the man walk out of the gym with his arms feeling like noodles and his knees knocking like Bambi. It's a tried and true tradition.

>>34215147
Hard agree. There was a lot of good in it over the first game, but the gameplay wasn't one of them. The score was great, the characters were great (besides Jacob), and it felt a lot more narratively driven than ME1. But everything from the limited abilities to the armor options to thermal clips just felt like a step back.

>>34215167
>>34215169
You both are objectively right.

World is hell, women prefer plastic & smut over real dicks and male hugs and kisses. Blackpilled again

So how do I live in a dreamstate
When nothing is real when I’m awake

>>34215161
>But it's not a penis
..but it is. It is also explicitly designed for the exact function and use of a male sex organ. Why are you being so evasive and semantically dishonest here? It's a fucking peepee toy, good grief stop acting like a flared tip or something makes it a whole new thing.

>>34215171
LMFAO that's even worse, embarassing. I thought you were fucking jh

>>34215177
Gross
Mental illness is a scourge

>>34215008
>>34215060
>>34215074
Wait, are you guys joking or could that actually be a biological woman? I'm retarded and she's my type if she's not a dude

>>34215175
You're being really weird about this and putting a lot of words in my mouth.

>>34215187
>I'm retarded
Seems likely.
Also, I like her nails.

>>34215187
If you were serious then man are you fucking retarded, recalibrate your tranny detector

>>34215187
That's obviously a real woman, brother.

>>34215187
She looks very androgynous, so it's hard to tell, but the width of the hips has me inclined to believe she might be a biological woman. And I've seen some fat snappers in my time, so that bulge doesn't seem impossible, especially with how bony her hips seem to be.

Attractive femanons, when you’re surrounded with the opposite sex, are you worried they’ve fantasized about you or even think about asking you out? Does it make you uncomfortable that people may be very aware of your existence (maybe even in a sexual way) when you’re around simply because of your looks?

What about attractive male anons?

i tried to make a $5,000 transaction for new pc and my card declined even tho i have $50,000 in the bank????

maybe money is just an illusion

>>34215199
Gay

>>34215199
You probably have a limit set. You can change it in the banking app or something

>>34214873
Honestly very sexy.

>>34214881
>what do you even want from beefy, well spoken quantum physicist when you first meen one?
Nothing much, probably for him to leave me alone. I don't really care about most men that much.

the amount of sexual insecurity I see makes me wonder if cuckoldry is some sort of evolutionary coping mechanism for males that dont find mates.

>>34215089
>would be poly
I thought poly were born this way though

>>34215141
>How satisfying do you find doing those things?
Giving bj and paizuri? Very satisfying
Riding dick? Can be satisfying for one or two minutes, then I get tired
>>34215151
They can cover the penis, yes

>>34215196
>She looks very androgynous,
I hate that this is where we're at in current year

>>34215206
To actually be a cuck you have to find a mate. Real life cucks are more successful than the average sexless man kek

>>34215151
>tfw dick is so small that both of the 2 women I've been with in my life could totally swallow my dong with their breasts
i like the kinky aspect of it but its also somewhat bittersweet for that reason

>>34215197
When I was in the Army, most of thr guys in my unit and that I hung out with made a pass at me. I've learned to take it in stride because they've been good friends to me regardless. The fact of the matter is that men don't have particularly high standards and like picking the path of least resistance.

Men will take sex when freely given, and just because a man would have sex with you, it doesn't mean that he wants anything romantic or that he's not really your friend. That's just how they're wired.

>>34215082
No, ew.

>>34215197
I wouldn't say I'm the most attractive, but in general yeah. I feel uncomfortable thinking people are sexually attracted to me and I often think about it when I pick out clothes, make up, hair, etc.

>>34215192
Yeah they look great for back scratches
>>34215193
>>34215194
M-my bad haha, thanks frens
>>34215196
Yeah but the angling almost looks like she's trying to hide broad shoulders as well which threw me off. But yeah I love androgynous girls/tomboys so I'm always on edge. Very tranny-adjacent territory.

>>34215211
I'd rather be a virgin forever than do that shit, holy cope

“Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather.”

Wait, it's all me experiencing myself?

>>34215211
Well obviously but my point is the psychosexual component. Even if you're a virgin, if you're jerking to cuckold-style content you're still operating on the same weird masochistic fetish level the men doing it irl are.

>>34215208
Out of courtesy, I am not going to ask for your bj tech details, but I don't think riding is that important.
As a guy there are a ton of other positions I live too.
But, if you got nice titties, having you slowly ride me while I'm sitting down and I can munch on your tits is nice. It's incredibly stimulating.

Where to find women who like strategy games like stellaris or civ? Most "gamer girls" are into COD, Fortnite, Valorant, Stardew Valley, or some other slop

>>34215217
You should message her and say "I thought you were a man at first haha, what are you hiding under that bulge?"

>>34215216
What kind of stuff do you wear

>>34215223
Probably communities for those games on reddit.

>>34215220
*Twilightzone music

>>34215220
Always has been. I always have very vivid hallucinations about 4chan/pepe when I'm on psychedelics.

>>34215228
Lol

>>34215224
I may be retarded but I have manners

>>34215006
You went way past "When I say jump, you say 'How high?"

What does it mean if I keep having dreams about 4chan with extremely detailed posts and plotlines and my first thought when I wake up is "where's my phone, I gotta reply"?

>>34215199
Call your bank to notify them so they don't automatically decline it.

>>34215207
>I thought poly were born this way though
No, we all make active choices in regards to our sexuality, especially in that regard. Only finding the same sex attractive is a far, far cry from not being able to love just one person because you're a slut.

>>34215223
>Where to find women who like strategy games like stellaris or civ?
I like strat, but I also like AAA slop too.

How to deal with disrespectful POC gays and trannies? The kind who will harass and make disrespectful comments about your bf to your face because they know you can’t beat the shit out of them as a woman. These people are disrespectful to levels no woman would dare to be and if you respond they either accuse you of LGBTphobia or of being scared of a man stealing my bf

>>34215226
>reddit
kys

Being a cuck is still better than being single, you can get raunchy handjobs even if things are extremely bleak

>>34215235
You spend a bit too much time here.

>>34215199
>>34215202
Yeah you probably have a fraud limit set like most accounts. That no number phone call was them checking on you.

>>34215232
Nta
Just send her "I see you're serving cunt".

>>34215236
So where do I find you?

>>34215237
Ignore them and just let them show their asses to other people.
Not worth the hassle. They're losers.

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Women are far more predisposed to being aroused and attracted by incest
why is that?

>>34215239
god no

>>34215237
Insult them in ways that don't pertain to their sexuality or gender identity. I made a butch lesbian cry by calling her fat. And fatphobia isn't real, so you can't get canceled for it.

i aint calling no fucking bank. its MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW

>>34215239
Being an unwilling cuck is literally the only thing more cucked than having a fetish for it.

>>34215246
DDLG stuff is more likely to be wanted by men.

>>34215239
This is so funny

>>34215249
Call JG Wentworth

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>>34215177
>tfw straight women that look like this don't exist

>>34215249
Well, you probably do need to call them unless you have a structured settlement and need cash now.

>>34215251
Not my experience and in popular media its the women who praise incestous relationships

>>34215254
Nigga you want a boyfriend

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>>34215225
Dresses, skirts, blouses, sweaters, jeans. Pic rel would be a pretty typical outfit for me. Nothing particularly sexy but often feminine things.

>>34215238
If you know any other communities that cater to specific videogames you may look there, but usually reddit has the largest one.

>>34215257
men who are unwilling to accept that they're just gay are insufferable. I honestly dont even think bisexuality exists, just men unwilling to stop lying to themselves/eachother.

>>34215247
Wdym god no? Sex is sex

>>34215250
Being a cuck isn't actually cucked if it's the best option you have to get laid. Then you're just doing it cuz you're horny

>>34215252
Wdym funny? Funny how?

>>34215259
No, women are too beautiful for everyone to not at least be bisexual

>>34215257
liking muscular women isn't gay

>>34215254
Really is funny how 95% of female athletes are lesbians

>>34215256
>Not my experience
lmao
Look up basically any porn site and how much male-centered "daddy" stuff you find.
Most women just do it as part of being submissive and wanting to make their man horny.

>>34215177
Yeah, this gross on multiple levels. Not only does that style look bad on her, it exudes arrogance and insecurity. She looks very unpleasant to be around, exactly the kind of person who takes advantage of being a woman to get away with being a bad person.

Why do jews love eating kids?

>>34215265
or there's something to sigmund frauds theory that women want to fuck their dads

>>34215262
This is 2010s tumblr horseshit and I doubt most bisexual people would even agree with you

>>34215261
Lmao

>>34215270
Some do, but many more men sexually abuse their daughters.

>>34215276
>but many more men sexually abuse their daughters.
thats due to the difference in size and strenght
if women were physically capable of raping their dads, the stats would be the other way around

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>>34215254
Good news my nigga, women like that don't exist period, so lesbians don't get shit either. Look at any video taken in a lesbian bar, almost all of them are pudgy tiny little thing.
This may be Fox-Grapes type shit, but two explanations exist for that photo:
1. Photoshop/ai of some dudes fetish.
2. she's fit once a year after a cut and took that photo, in reality she is 5'0 and doesn't actually dress like that day to day.

You, you, and men and lesbians as monoliths as a matter of fact, and me, are all porn addicts who goon to cartoons so we lament that most people are not easily fuckable personalities that are deeply unrealistic.
Go outside.

>>34215263
Yeah it is

>>34215278
Ok, weirdo.

>>34215265
Ginormous difference between being called daddy and what ddlg actually is
Like the difference between watching a football game and jerking odd to bnwo porn

>>34215199
Stop stealing from people

>>34215261
we have officially reached the point where "cucked" as a form of general derision has now superseded the actual, literal definition of cuckoldry itself.

Where do I meet clingy gf

>>34215288
Lint trap

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>>34215239
>Being a cuck is still better than being single
If you're not into it, it sounds like utter hell. Pity handjobs while being emotionally abused does not sound like a good time to me.

>>34215246
>Women are far more predisposed to being aroused and attracted by incest
>why is that?
Not sure about that, but if it were true, it may have to do with trauma response, since women experience interfamiliar sexual abuse several times more than men.

>>34215253
>Call JG Wentworth
I HAVE A STRUCTURED SETTLEMENT, BUT I NEED CASH NOWWWW

>>34215254
>tfw straight women that look like this don't exist
Yeah, but it's not like the lesbian community is full of them. It's mostly femmes that people think are straight, butches that look like men, and that weird "I know you're a lesbian at a glance because of the plaid flannel, but you have all of the appeal of wet cardboard" type lesbian that seems to be most common.

>>34215263
>liking muscular women isn't gay
Liking people who take care of themselves should be the bare minimum.

>>34215266
>it exudes arrogance
Confidence, and it's hot. But just like Ruby Rose, she does give off fuckboy energy.

Valentine's Day
2 weeks
Trust the plan

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If I was at Troy
it would still be around
just saying

>>34215290
>people who take care of themselves
Nigga, this basically self harm

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>>34215290
posting Rhea is just cheating

>>34215066
Act 3 is the weakest part, a lot of people stop there. Maybe one day Larian Studios will make a game that won’t end in a city. Everyone’s least favorite environment. How many hours do you have?? I have so so many in Elden Ring

>>34215290
>and it's hot
It's not. It looks stupid and performative.

>>34215299
BEING HOT IS LITERALLY BEING PERFOMATIVE

>>34215299
I'm with this guy, she looks like a characiture of masculinity that she doesn't know anything about

>>34215296
Do you think she's into anal or getting tied up?

>>34215290
>>34215302
NTA but it's literally a photo shoot you fucking dumbass morena chimpanzee, like I said earlier women like this are exaggerated fetish for both straight men and lesbians that no real human being can ever keep up daily.

>>34215290
Cuckoldry is only emotional abuse if you're weak willed and unable to stand up for yourself. Who's really the victim, the person who plays along for sex or the partner who thinks they are in control

>>34215291
Can't wait for Valentine's day.

>>34215302
Makes me want to spit my yolk out

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>>34215306
Prolly
fit girls are always submissive

>>34215303
Exactly. The same sorts of people also tend to be very rude and insecure in person.

>>34215311
Anything good going on?