>another edgy little poltard OP
So original.

Women, thoughts on having an skin on skin thing?

>another based big polSCHOLAR OP
So original.

I was a broken marionette hanging by a steel cable thread.

>>34218597
it's just an anime, bro

I need sex

>>34218602
You've been playing Lies of P.

>>34218602
cables can't be threads
words mean things

>>34218604
That's the secret
You actually don't

>>34218609
Enlighten me on what I do need then

>>34218597
https://youtu.be/nLHRZFPm7c0

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i want to walk up to a person with a bunch of piercings with one of those comically large C shaped magnets and try to pull them off lol

>>34218599
Hot

>>34218616
Is that a terroristic threat in my chatroom?

>>34218611
First of all, oxygen
Then water
Then carbohydrates, proteins, lipids, etc...
Lots of things before sex

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Women, which category of men are you willing to date?

>>34218619
its just a funny prank to do at a bar or something

>>34218622
First

>>34218622
No clue what that is saying

>>34218623
no, it's assault and in the current social climate you'll be visiting an organ farm about ten minutes after you try it

>>34218628
nah id have a bunch of free metal to sell for meth

>>34218625
You're too problematic for a woke bae.

>>34218592
I love small breasted women <3 <3

>>34218616
I don't think titanium or medical grade steel are magnetic I think you'd be pretty disappointed.

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Women: How would you react if an elephant did this to you?

>>34218622
Where did they source the participants for this study, bluesky?

>>34218634
yjk

>>34218559
Just wish I had more alcohol desu cause caned through a bottle of cider but if I go out again at this hour my roommates will question me...
Well there's always tomorrow I guess if they're at work

>>34218636
Nta. Have a feeling this isn’t a study

>>34218631
Ok

>>34218620
Okay, I got all that stuff.
Sex now.

>>34218634
Saw a pic once from a woman's tinder profile where she was taking a smiling selfie with an elephants dick.

>>34218632
More milky knockers buxom well-endowed pillowy fat titty gyatts for me :3

>>34218597
>>34218612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkdXjAtE4eY

>Gender
Would you rather have a system where in order for a political candidat to present his candidacy, the candidat need to
>have the signature of approval from 500 adult citizens from his county
or
>Need the sponsorship of other already elected members of parliament.

>>34218632
those are men, bro

I'm not clicking your links.

>>34218649
M
1

>>34218640
You can't be a hikki if your working, your more being a monk or Amish kind of lifestyle.
>>34218647
The ending of Fiddler on the Roof is so fucked up and yet people excuse the USSR for its atrocities because they were slightly worse than Germany's at the time and they were an ally.

>>34218649
F
The first one

Are women with big breasts that don’t look like ogres ever single for more than 2 days or do they have orbiters to pick from so if you aren’t in their orbit, it’s already over?

>>34218649
M
neither of those are a reasonable basis for candidacy to any office nor would I trust anyone elected on either such basis to walk a dog or clean a toilet successfully

>>34218645
Women are so gross

>>34218652
>>34218652

>>34218655
>they were slightly worse than Germany's
they were slightly less worse than Germany's*

>>34218652
4chan.org/adv/thread/34218592#p34218652

>>34218655
True but it's only a part-time job and my shifts aren't long
Besides that I just spend all my time in my room and occasionally go for walks
My roommates probably think I'm being weird for avoiding them much of the time but whatever idc lol
Well there is one store open til like 3am so I can always sneak out later to get more booze

>>34218657
I was single for about 18 months, but I'm really picky with men.

>>34218634
Why is she wearing a bikini?

>>34218634
This >>34218670 why would I be near an elephant in a bikini

>>34218658
What would be a good basis of candidacy for an election?

>>34218649
Those options sound like garbage.

>>34218675
whoever I, me personally, Anon no. 34218677, myself, deem to be worthy

>>34218634
There are better elephant vids than this one. Check out codex pajeet 3.

>>34218632
Same, without small breasted women I would never see them be humiliated by big titty goddesses

>>34218678
That's the point, when you became a Valkyrie did you hit your head on the descent?

Women why dont you get aroused by the male body?

>>34218684
Because men dislike me

>>34218686
did you expect alpha males on the degenerate anime imageboard
most guys here are chads though desu

>shower
>eat breakfast
>get a stomach ache
>take a shit
>think I'm going to fart
>just randomly shit myself today
I'm having an awful day and it seems impossible for me as a man to not be stinky

>>34218687
But we jerked off to your tits on /soc/

>>34218683
Your game is stupid and your mother smells like elders dingleberries.

>>34218649
Who the fuck says "candidat"

>>34218692
Did that actually happen

>>34218686
Mostly, yes. This thread makes me feel very normal a lot of the time

>>34218692
grim if true
>>34218693
I didn't pose the question, just that a Handmaiden of Odin should know what a Rock and Hard Place is.

>>34218692
You can jerk off and still have hate in your heart. That proved nothing.

>>34218686
Beta males breed and get married. This is not exactly that.

>>34218649
M
I'd rather have a Heinlein system where only people who served the military or the public service (police, firefights, social care workers, healthcare would be socialized so nurses and doctors would count) could vote and run for office.

>>34218701
Damn, they might be big, i don't want to see the 40 bmi though

>>34218692
>we
Absolutely fuck off.

>>34218684
I answered this in the last thread >>34218693
I'm gonna be that guy . It's "your father smelt of elderberries". The joke is "your mom's a whore and your dad's a drunk" lol

protip
if you ever buy vintage clothes always size up, always always always
if your bust/ chest is 38 inches, buy a 40" or 42" coat/jacket/sweater etc.

>>34218705
>Damn, they might be big
Eh, not really.

>>34218707
>>34218701
Yes, WE did

>>34218684
I do if I like the man otherwise, I don't really feel horny for people I don't like.

>>34218709
>buy vintage clothes
Why would I ever do that.

Women, are you a loser virgin who's never felt the touch of a man?

>>34218708
We need an entire script of Holy Grail filtered through misremembered quotes

>>34218682
no! you're not supposed to make fun of them! you're supposed to love them and care for them, they're the real goddesses

I live in a constant state of fear and misery. Do you miss me anymore?

>>34218714
theyre interesting, better made and better value
half of my clothes are older than my parents

>>34218718
Joji fucking sucks

>>34218716
1, 2, 4
3, sir
Huh...? Oh right, 3
>throws holy hand grenade

>>34218650
you just insulted every woman with small boobs

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State gender.
How much would I have to pay you to wear this to the next family gathering or day of work?

>>34218720
Who's Joji? This is a Pink Guy song.

>>34218719
I like you femanon :)

>>34218709
True
I could get a 0 or a 2 today but if it was made 50+ years ago I'll need at least a 6 if not larger. I don't buy unless the seller has taken measurements of the piece itself.

>>34218708
I know the joke. I'm blasphemizing it on purpose. :)

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>>34218705
She's only 35 BMI.

>>34218720
He's clearly very talented too which makes him suck even more imo
A couple of his songs get like halfway there for me but it's all very cynically produced and purposefully digestible pop music. I love pop music too, don't get me wrong

>>34218728
For what purpose? To make it not funny?

>>34218724
F. I'd do it for 100 bucks, my family can't even read english and I bet the kids would think it's funny.

>>34218729
Obeast

>>34218669
Were you actively going on dates during those 18 months and where did you meet them / your current bf?

>>34218729
>only 35 BMI
>35 BMI
>ONLY
I am BMI 29 and this is already too much.

>>34218704
We had a governement ran by doctors and surgeon and it went terribly, all they did was triple the salaries of doctor. Allow them 6 month vacation, while forcing nurses and ambulancers to take extra work.

>>34218725
You know what I mean. Filthy frank was funny when I was in 6th grade but his music career was mid.

Why do other people seem to have more time in the day than me?

>>34218735
>Were you actively going on dates during those 18 months
Yeah.

>and where did you meet them / your current bf?
Through friends and in college.

>>34218732
Yes, and grosser.

>>34218724
F
Literally no one would care and the only person who sees me at work is an old woman who won't remember what I wore yesterday anyway. Like $5.

>>34218724
M
For free, its inline with the silly shit I wear at home

>>34218737
Where?

>>34218704
>Heinlein system
What?

>>34218728
"blasphemizing" is not a word

>>34218724
$50 and I'll give it back after I've sweat through my deoderant in it.

>>34218741
>Through friends and in college
Fuck it’s so over for me. I have no friends and I already graduated college. I’ll never get a big booby gf even tho I’m attractive. I’m just too much of an autist

>>34218715
lol I guess

>>34218742
Ohhhh
You remind me of a girl I used to hang out with in middle school before that one time we had a sleepover and she kept trying to flash her vag at me.

>>34218747
I'm too lazy to remember the correct form.

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Why the hell am I waiting for some kind of approval to take new pictures and start looking for some nice pervy girls to be nonmonogamous weirdos and go to sex parties with? I don't even really care about the opinions of those who wouldn't approve and most wouldn't even care that much. Plus, I'm a charming, handsome, well spoken, intelligent, physically fit man. I can actually pull it off.

>>34218724
M, wouldn't have to pay me anything lol, I'd wear this for the lulz
>>34218739
idk my days also fly by
>>34218751
RIP, similar thing happened to me with my sister's thot friend when I was just trying to speedrun Sonic Adventure DX, I really did not need to see all that

I kinda wanna break up with my gf and tell her I never loved her just to make her sad

>>34218757
You can buy a rubber one it's basically the same

>>34218757
you just want it inside you? you don't want it to be moving?

>>34218757
Wrong thread. But you will get a dozen shallow yous, as you want.

In the past week two questions have been posted that I refused to answer for the first time. I'm not sure how to feel about that but I hope it isn't indicative of a trend.

>>34218749
I'm sure other girls of booba exist and some of them may do things be open to meeting people in other places.

But yeah, from the way you spoke it sounded like you were trying to fuck cute e-girls which is a horrible idea.

>>34218756
Wait until you've started seeing someone else

>>34218755
To this day I still don't understand why she did it either, she never dated a girl, never claimed to be bi, shit was weird.

>>34218751
>>34218755
You guys got flashed by women? And it wasn't at a stripclub?

>>34218761
What were they

>>34218757
I charged $200 per hour with kisses included

>>34218767
yes tho they were playing strip poker and drinking and she started bullying me

>>34218767
It wasn't a woman she was my "friend" from school and like 14 at the time. She invited me for a sleepover and kept trying to flash me or get me to touch her boobs and I just wanted to play neopets. I was much smaller than her too.

>>34218767
Anyone who went to spring break got flashed

>>34218773
Put it in the microwave

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>>34218592
Any sex: Do you play Degrees of Lewdity? If yes do you forget that it's even a porn game half the time? Like it's definitely lewd but do you ever forget it's supposed to be porn and unironically play it out of enjoyment?
>guys (same sex but whatev, anyone can answer)
Are there advantages of shaving leg hair other than appearance? I've been thinking of going back to skinny jeans to try something new for a change unless I try cargo pants
>girls
A girl was introduced to my friend group and while I don't plan on it developing more than that, past experience makes me wary of breaking the ice. It's likely mutual, but how to prevent romantic opportunities from occurring without being a stonewall?
>>34218649
Male, and uhhh those both sound shit but first option if it had to be that lol
>>34218724
Family would like to see me wear a silly shirt and I like the lols but $10. $5 if the shirt were black

>>34218763
Yeah I was :(
I think I need to bite the bullet and get on dating apps and start going to bars or something. Every time I leave my house tho, it seems like all the women my age (mid 20s) are with their friends and aren’t exactly signaling that they’re open to being approached

>>34218774
>I just wanted to play neopets
real lol, I used to play that shit so much at school, and Stardoll with the baddies

>>34218779
>definitely lewd but do you ever forget it's supposed to be porn and unironically play it out of enjoyment
Not played that one but I get that with some games, like HuniePop lol. First played it for the lulz with a female friend, then got addicted to the puzzles

>>34218745
Quebec

>>34218786
But you already got cancer from posting here

>>34218757
*puts my cock inside you*

>>34218788
Quebec mentioned https://youtu.be/J6Z4tRu4RJA?list=RDJ6Z4tRu4RJA

>>34218724
Not very much at all. Most of the people I see in both of those settings are on the same wavelength as me and would probably get a kick out of me pretending to be a redditor while I wear it.

Women why are you so small. I could wrap my hand around my gfs entire upper arm.

>>34218753
Blaspheming.

If you could go back to the pass, would you ask your 10yo self to agree to suck a billionaire’s penis, for 1M$

>>34218786
So just like a real moid then

>>34218793
Yeah

>>34218795
one day I'll get drunk and post my dick here but that day is not today I'm out of booze

>>34218793
No I didn't because he doesn't fucking love me any more if he ever did thank you for rubbing it in

I want a breakfast burrito so bad but it's like 4 pm

Where do I meet clingy gf that wants marriage and kids

>>34218806
I want one of those but one that doesn't want kids

>>34218795
You got my hands several times and I regret it. I'm not showing you my dong.

>>34218775
People willingly go to be around drunk people?

>>34218793
Still virgin. Looking though

>>34218805
Lucky the other retard who autistically shits on you every time you shitpost isn't here, huh.

>>34218769
I'll tell you one, the other is a "If you reply you admit you did it" type question.
"What is your weirdest/most taboo kink." Or something along those lines.
I get specific. Really specific. Not even the CIA could torture that info out of me. It's not illegal though that said.

>>34218797
No. I'd contract it and then kill the billionaire instead.

>>34218809
>what happened
He decided he didn't want to be with me I didn't even fucking do anything. If he was going to dump me for the reasons he dumped me for he should have done it months sooner. Like 6 months sooner.

>>34218815
It's anonymous, who cares

>>34218795
I've posted my penis before but this kind of attitude is offputting.

>>34218797
M, yeah, would be gross ofc but $1m would set me up for life, I'd just buy a house and fuck off there and chill with the cats forever, I hate being broke and living with other people
>>34218804
it's 9 o clock somewhere anon, get dat burrito
I'm gonna have some chili sensations crisps and chocco cookies rn and watch animu
>>34218807
I forgot about this baddie in incredibles, seeing it in cinema was kino
nice cap tho bro
what tunes was she playing

>>34218821
She is always shitting up the thread this way.
Best to just ignore the little retard.

Women, how do people usually enter your DMs? Flirtatious? Just a simple hello?

god why can't I STOP THINKING about her

>>34218794
Idk just how it is.

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Man having autism sucks so fucking bad
not being able to read peoples interest or disgust makes dating impossible and just a guessing game at best

>>34218804
Words like "breakfast" are just labels

>>34218825
All sorts of ways

>>34218825
This hasn't happened to me in a long ass time but it's literally always just "hey"

>>34218746
Starship Trooper's author who created a democratic system that had a 2 tier system, citizens (people who can vote and run for office) and civilians (people would couldn't vote and run for office) outside of that there was no distinction between them and citizens and civilians were equal in every other way, with some arguing that civilians had it better cause they don't have to go to war or really do anything but keep the economy going by working.

>>34218711
Gross. A fat bitch with small tits. That's awful.

>>34218788
How is Quebec? You guys still thinking about joining America or has that cooled since Trump's Greenland saga?

>>34218828
I'm sorry dude x don't get disheartened or give up, you'll meet the right one eventually
itkf I'm not an autist but ADHD. I really have no idea how well a date goes until after. once I thought I fucked up but she was keen to meet again. another time I thought it went really well but she told me afterwards it was awkward and blocked me. sometimes it's a crapshoot so don't beat yourself up too much over it

>>34218831
Shieeet

There was this one time when I was no older 16 out by myself in downtown Seattle where this bouncer looking guy asked me if I wanted to party with a pop star. He was kinda wedged between two things slightly out of sight like a caricature of a 1930s era shady character. I responded with "What?!" He reiterated. I just kinda stood there dumbfounded looking around like I was lost. After a second I 360'd and walked away. I never really thought about it much until the files got released. It seems made up when I tell the story back to myself.

>>34218838
Quebec wanted to downgrade?

>>34218835
They were decently sized with pale pink areolas.

Women, my microwave smells like hotdogs and now I have to air it out

>>34218842
M or f

>>34218843
I don't know there's rumblings of secession all across Canada because Ontario keeps fucking everyone else over, especially out East. I'll believe it when it happens but there's a lot of discontent in the Big White North right now apparently.

>>34218844
They were floppy and so fucking fat.
Swiss had every right to be upset that some extra desperate maleanons were jerking to those.

>>34218846
M

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>>34218850
>swiss is mad at me for my boobs

>>34218853
Not a fan of the ai-looking art, but that's incredibly cute and I'm going to save this to remember about it later for a friend.

Women would you date a man who blows his load over the status quo?

>>34218858
Explain

>>34218844
I guess that's not too bad. Pale pink areolas are good.

>>34218867
>>34218869
I see her transracial surgery from indian to white to asian has been successful.

Is it true that Herpes type 1 cold sores (if not within the lips) can be confused with PCOS heavy acne?

I miss the smell of sea and the feeling of salt water on my skin

>>34218873
It was especially hard because she also doesn't exist either, everyone clapped when the surgeon did the surgery twice and won a nobel peace prize.
>>34218876
More cold sores are a type of benign herpes but yes

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Women
Hector or Achilles?

State gender
When did you learn that women are incapable of being horny? How did you end up figuring it out?

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>>34218883
You should read your brother's book.

This the kind of shit they're putting on youtube to stop moids from killing themselves.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NCsUOBGXHJY

>>34218879
Odysseus ol cunning Odysseus

>>34218887
Can't stop, won't stop, we'll always be number 1

>>34218891
that wasnt the question. Its important to choose from those two

Reading “The Old Curiosity Shop” by Charles Dickens

>>34218899
how else will I get industrial accident videos to show at our safety briefings?

>>34218821
See?
As soon as she gets the smallest amount of criticism, she stops.

>>34218897
>I don't understand the insult
>instantly understands the context
>indian accusing someone else of being indian
Somethings never change huh?

>>34218896
Haven't read it but I've enjoyed the other Dickens that I've read.

>>34218879
Whichever was >him in >his past life.

>>34218899
I learned about Bill Hicks there. It is also a good place to study anatomy and read about interesting stories

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>tfw any time I see a goy flirting with a girl, IRL or in a movie, I get the creeps and it looks wrong and predatory
Social media destroyed my brain and there is no turning back.

>>34218903
Good author. I will let you know how the book was.

>>34218900
Produce them yourself.

>>34218880
It was pretty good. A little rough but not bad

>>34218909
>goy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsGt2TGGy_o

>>34218896
I might read Charles Dickens' David Copperfield this year. Or I might not. We'll see how it goes.

>>34218914
>empathy
its not about empathy its about showing new guys what happens when you're being a dumb fuck around heavy machinery
>>34218911
I prefer to learn from other peoples mistakes

>>34218879
The Trojan War is one of those things men and women pretend to read but haven't to pretend they're cultured otherwise there would be at least 5 replies to this from women.
t. Also hasn't read it in detail.

>>34218915
Why would I care what an Indian who works in construction and makes up fake girlfriends has to say?

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>>34218915
>You’re the only anon that mentions Indians straight away

>>34218920
The Trojan War is so straight forward story wise you just learn it through cultural osmosis if you're european

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>>34218909
>>tfw any time I see a goy flirting with a girl, IRL or in a movie, I get the creeps and it looks wrong and predatory
>Social media destroyed my brain and there is no turning back.

You do know the difference between a theory and a hypothesis don't you? Do learn it.

>>34218925
All he can do is project
>>34218926
Why did you post yourself again?

>>34218932
She is not a girl. She is a woman.

>>34218913
I absolutely fucking love Oorah because they create the funnies and cringiest shit I've ever seen but by saying that its all of a sudden "anti-semetic" to poke fun at all the silly things they do like Fivish.

>>34218929
Bf
>>34218932
Not when I’m on my period

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Why does everyone women's book have to contain sex?
Are they incapable of reading something that doesn't involve sex?

>>34218935
>I’m on my period
Exactly which day/phase are you talking about?

>>34218882
Male
I never knew this and honestly have a hard time believing that given the people I know

>shitflinging and jewtalk
Men, where are your medicines? Why haven't you taken them today?

>>34218939
Spreadsheet anon being not very coy today.

Have ever being in relationship composed with 1 male and more than 1 females?
Why? How did it end this way?

>>34218945
Female arousal is purely performative. They only lust for men because they think they're supposed to, and they'd happily stop if they thought it was okay.

>>34218939
Luteal phase

I can't find anything similar to this specific issue

We have an active sex life. It's never been more than a few days without sex. The sex itself is good, nobody is disappointed or uncomfortable. As the woman I initiate when I want it and a few times it's been rejected but I don't care, and my desire tends to go away. It's never so unbearable I have to go please myself. We've only done this during long distance, and for me it was still not that often, rarely in fact. However several times he has initiated and because I am not in the mood I reject him. Only once I can recall being uncomfortable but doing it out of obligation. It's not in my character to do that it was something I still feel uncomfortable about years later.

However for the first time I'm hearing how he doesn't understand why we only have sex when I initiate. I initiate often, there is no lack of a sex life. I simply just don't want to do it when I'm not feeling it and he asks when I'm not feeling it several times. He says it is weird, a man wants to feel like he is taking the woman, and that women always go along with it.

So I said that many feel obligated as girlfriends or wives, but that I don't actually have a guarantee, and we aren't married, and I initiate when I want it which is often. He maybe understands me a bit better but I think he's taking this personally. It's not an attraction issue, cheating issue, rejection issue, he just hates that I don't want anyone to control me. I've said among other things this means incompatibility. I mean seriously we just had sex yesterday but he's unhappy because I'm in bed now and tired and don't feel like being penetrated then having to wash again that it's weird, because he wants it.

Btw he wasn't pushy or aggressive, we discussed it calmly but I just find this annoying and coming out of nowhere.

Nickleback is awesome and I will never forgive millennials for their forced meme hatred

>>34218957
I think he lacks the concept that sex is a connection thing and is just asking to masterbate with your body.

>>34218899
Yo I was just in there I saw a kid do a ding dong ditch and immediately get hit by a car

>>34218936
How does it feel that your indian but you don't even have a tech job or a 711 job?

Tiktok lives are getting wild.
This woman just showing her pussy and boobs behind a curtain filter while 16k viewers are watching.

>>34218947
That's what you specialize in. You're basically the female ENTJ.
>you both post racist shit
>you both hate everyone else
>you both insist that you're the greatest
>you both talk about your nonexistent relationships with someone who doesn't know that you exist
>you're both unfunny and friendless
You should hurry up and get together so you can cancel each other out.

>>34218943
>continues to spam and cope that he totally isn't an Indian and totally has a gf
>>34218951
No one is buying it...

>>34218942
>creepy
Do you know what decade it is?

>>34218975
>deleted
LMFAO, owned
What an easy W
>>34218974
They are both Indian as well.

>>34218970
I'd seriously consider it if you take note of when he's asking and reverse engineering why he would ask then. If he's asking for sex while nervous or after stressing out it could be anxious attatchment.

>>34218979
My sister is older than me and I've never even entertained the possiblity of being in a submissive position when fucking

>>34218979
I haven't noticed a clear pattern. Women with younger brothers seem to be a little more relaxed.

>>34218942
>creepy
I think it's more pathetic than creepy.

>>34218978
He probably got banned and will be back to post about Indians pretty soon.

>>34218942
>The men who ask femanons if they had sex over the weekend are so creepy. Also cuck-coded
yeah now that's cuck behavior

>>34218990
Yo

>>34218992
Liar

This Wuthering Heights movie looks like ass. They're marketing it like an adaptation of a booktok smut novel, if you've read the actual book you know it could be more accurately called a hate story than a love story.

>>34218998
It's simple, they'll cut off the story at the halfway point and not address the second generation of characters. Twu wuv!

>>34218995
Nah
>>34218997
It's fun

>>34218990
Depends on what you mean by transaction

>>34218882
>>34218954
"The female orgasm isn't real because us men never see it" type broscience. Just because I'm turned off in male presence doesn't mean I don't get horny outside of it.

There's nothing wrong with misandry.

>>34218990
I'm at 16. I kinda lost my mojo after getting fired twice, moving back in with my mom for a year, and losing my relationship in the process. I'm almost ready to get back into it.

>>34219005
You're a loser

>>34219004
You never get horny though. I bet you don't even masturbate

>>34219001
Such a disservice to a story about the greatest hater in English literature.

>>34219002
Male whores don't exist here. Entj's girl-friend keeps changing color.

>>34218882
F
Anon, just because women don't want to fuck as often as men do doesn't mean they're incapable of being horny you retard.

>>34218990
I'm at 0 and it's a good number to have

>>34219011
You sound upset.

>>34219014
I've masturbated twice today. The only time in my life I wasn't horny all the time was when I was in a relationship with a man.

>>34218973
Tiktok is all porn for some reason

>>34219028
Lmfao

>>34218954
You don't feel the same sometimes as a man?

>>34218993
You're ban evading sir...

>>34219028
Would be the same in my case.
Women are just way hotter.

>>34219037
You should have labeled the bird ENTJ and put a little turbine on him.

Will hopefully make it to the library and read some Charles Darwin.

>>34219030
A shipbuilding town with colonial heritage

>>34219042
And if you don't make it and die on the way there, Darwin would be proud.

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>>34219041
Humor isn't funny when it's too obvious.

>>34219027
>ENTJ when he finally gets a real girlfriend and the whole family celebrates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgrV0Lbk2no

>>34219004
I can't speak for lesbians. Maybe women do get horny for other women, I wouldn't know.
>>34219035
Literally never. Women are hot. I'd want to have sex every day if I could, provided that the sex was at least half-decent.
>>34219022
What arousal you think you have is only to keep a moid happy. You'd rather not bother.

>>34219051
I still can't believe they did this for an April Fools joke and its just goes so fucking well together.

Women need to be more horny

>>34219047
I would also love to learn about ancient Mesopotamia, learn Sumerian, Latin and ancient Greek.

>>34219050
fair

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>>34219058
>him

>>34219058
I miss her

>>34219052
>What arousal you think you have is only to keep a moid happy. You'd rather not bother.
I literally masturbate to degenerate hentai and eroge you gaslighter.

>>34219040
Well yeah, men don't put a lot of effort into being attractive. And if a man's sex partner suffers from pattern recognition sex becomes less desirable over time since it never feels good.

Women should be as horny and cum as easily from intercourse as men. We should all fuck all the time. Our society should be based around fucking.

>>34219058
Who

>>34219073
I agree, brother

>>34219058
I wish she'd speak with me again, let me know she's okay.

>>34219071
Foids are so disgusting.

>>34218920
Did you guys not read the Iliad in school?

>>34219077
Fuck off you puritan zoomer fuck. Your kind is the worst.

>>34219037
Kek, well memed

>>34218958
You'd probably also like Creed and Breaking Benjamin

>>34219071
You're lying, perhaps to yourself.

White men are checking out of society and checking into Da Nang, Vietnam.

>take almost a year off from /atoga/ due to mental health
>get better
>come back
>ENTJ is still getting banned and still in the same place he was a year ago
I'm not jealous of him

>>34219085
Well duh nobody misses me, now answer the question

>>34219055
Be more arousing then

>>34219087
What's Vietnam?

>>34219087
Actually I'm leveling a blood elf paladin today

>>34219090
Impossible for you

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Post something that the opposite gender will NEVER understand

>>34219055
They need to be horny at all. Too bad that's literally impossible.

Being a man, I think I understand men pretty well.

>>34219090
Women are only aroused by other women. Hence why they only watch lesbian porn

>>34219087
Da Nang is an Ex-pat city but the biggest expat communities are by size:
>Indian
>South Korea
>Western Nations (Yes they lumped us all into 1 category those racist bastards)
>3 largest ethnicities in the Western Nations group is by size: US, UK, Australia but no specific numbers are given
It's more of an Indian ex-pat town.

Oh god, we're at the angry, arrogant lesbian part of the thread.

>>34218990
Yeah for sure, lost count long time ago. Never paid for sex

Move went well, I will be playing Skyrim in a few hours

>>34219095
men are so cool...

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>>34219052
>Literally never. Women are hot. I'd want to have sex every day if I could, provided that the sex was at least half-decent.
I'm aware I can only speak for myself and whatnot, but have you considered you're doing the same thing? (I'm too retarded to know if you're clowning or serious. I promise I'm working on it but now feels appropriate to admit that)

>people talking about sex
And I'm out, gonna go buy some beers and come back.

Sniff sniff.

He raped you. Didn’t he?

I can smell the scent of rape.

>>34219110
Doing the same thing as what? And I'm serious.

>>34219112
You’ll go out for a pack of cigarettes and never come back. Just like your dad when he abandoned your family.

>>34219104
Pretty sure that's your schizo delusion talking.

>>34219112
You can just leave instead of making a whiny bitch post

>>34219112
Why not buy something that tastes good instead, like cider?

>>34218957
>a man wants to feel like he is taking the woman, and that women always go along with it.
Weird take. He should want you to want to fuck him not just tolerate it.

>>34219117
You also speaking for yourself and own experiences?
>>34219112
Bring me one too

Did Elon Musk actually know Epstein was a pedophile or that his emails were coded messages about raping and enslaving victims?


I feel like the DOJ releases imply Elon Musk acted weirdly naive and seemed to think Jeffrey was just some eccentric rich party guy and not a diddler.

>>34218887
I don't like what she's wearing

>>34219129
>Look what she’s wearing! She’s asking for it!
That’s what u sound like

>>34219126
>You also speaking for yourself and own experiences?
Yes. I'm making heavy-handed, blunt claims as a way of coping about my situation. And I will continue to do so.

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>>34219119
My dad never smoked and never left for good.
>>34219121
Why are you taking it so personally?
>>34219122
You can have a Longbow and pour it over ice
Or you can have a mangers if its sadness that you life
Or you can join us up the river and set your heart aglow
when the real beer starts to flow
>>34219126
>Bring me one too
Whatcha want?

>>34219095
Waking up with morning wood
>>34219112
Hf bro, what beers you getting
Dw us turbovirgins are still here

>>34219128

Why do people keep giving Elon the benefit of the doubt, over and over and over?

>>34219095
That feeling when you sneeze and period blood squirts out at the same time.

>>34219088
Glad you're doing better dude
>>34219058
Same, they were a good band https://youtu.be/J4wWq9LlnRE?si=lgzWgAfPepiFMEXj
>>34218990
I've had sex with at least 0 women
https://youtu.be/ioMJxprQjqo?si=XPjErw-9Khu5uppr
>>34218979
Idk I have three younger sisters and I'm a massive sub at heart so I don't think it makes a difference

>>34219134
He has autism and affluenza

>>34219132
>song lyrics
Kill yourself

>Only see crush once a week
It's not enough...

>>34219128
He obviously did, yes

>>34219135
omg lol
I've wondered about this before

>>34218958
All the Right Reasons was a sick album
>>34218882
Most women seem hornier than I generally am desu
A while ago my female friend was like "omg I can't imagine not having sex for years, how do people live" and I was like "yeah totally, crazy right haha... ha....."