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QOTT: What do you think your life would be like post-scratch?
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>>152366098
None of you are without sin.
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Goodmorning hsg!
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>>152366098
>QOTT: What do you think your life would be like post-scratch?
Trick question, we're already in the post-scratch.
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first for arasol
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entire thread themes around each and every member of the felt mob in order. lmao.
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>>152366131
infinitely better than fefsol.
Though Eradia or teamcharge is also pretty good.
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>>152366131
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>>152366098
whiteboard link
https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25388540-7548-8955
https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25388540-7548-8955
https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25388540-7548-8955
magma
https://magma.com/d/6kUKhoRG1l
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https://youtu.be/1mXyiCZ1aYQ?si=V7ZTritFdBecI1yR
https://youtu.be/Nn5TWy1XGGI?si=UWKL8G-XBH1HzI1m
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just came across this video.its peak,peak cuteness!!!
https://youtu.be/HobxynMo7gw
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>>152366098

I love these dorks so much
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>>152366126
exactly

>>152366115
what is this thin6 you keep postin6 what is it what is a doro
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>>152366270
Nepeta if she was based
https://files.catbox.moe/xf3xld.jpg
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>>152366289
A joke character from a mobile game NIKKE, lowkey, never played it, I just like the dumb thing
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>>152366310
>https://files.catbox.moe/xf3xld.jpg
i was expecting cringe but this made me really happy actually :3
hawt.
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>>152366117
>turbo-casteist, and not of the relatively "benign" variety that does it for fetish roleplay reasons but a slimy fuck that relentlessly shits on castes beneath him while being a turbo-sycophant to Meenah
>so much that when dating down he tries to hide it like a disgusting secret even when anyone knows about it
>contributed to Damara's meltdown by seducing Rufioh
He's garbage just like nearly every single dancestor, the only good thing about him is keeping Rufioh in that shitty relationship as an eternal punishment for cheating on Damara.
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>>152366289
Some korean gacha I forgot the name of made a joke deformed version of a character. NIKKEfags then shamelessly stole the base and slapped Dorothy's head ontop of it and called it Doro. It became so widespread that the company behind NIKKE made it official. There's no real thought behind it, it's just a silly meme creature.
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>>152366289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64VVtgxqAEM
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>>152366151
>infinitely better than fefsol.
No need to pit these two against each other when both pairings are Sollux's OTPs, just in different quadrants.
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I need a tumblr gf badly....
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>>152366153
>rope marks on his wrists
SWEET MARY AND JOSEPH
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>>152366323
stop avatarfagging slop and post homestuck, but I doubt youve read it you larper
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First for PROSPITCEST

(Thanks anon who drew this)
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>>152366534
who tf is that creature on the ri6ht
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>>152366590
I need Rose in comfy cat onesies
NEED
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>>152366275
Rose and Dave have such a good fuckin dynamic

I wish "striderrrrr" became a reoccurring bit.
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>>152366603
MSPA forums, RIP in piss
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>>152366620
That's jasprosesprite tourist chan
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>>152366534
whos that on the right.
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>>152366603
>There are people who read Homestuck in the fandom now who were born after the MSPA forums shut down
Horrifying
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>>152366641
it still exists though
https://www.fruityrumpus.com/forums
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>>152366690
You dont have to refer to her by her full name every time, shes also called jasprose in canon
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>>152366630

They really do
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>>152366720
It's a mere parody of the original MSPA forums, you would never get an album about male pregnancy out of that place
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>>152366676
a magical place
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>>152366664
Did I ask for Jasprosesprite, motherfucker?
No, I was struck with a need for Rose in comfy ass cat onesies.
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>>152366816
thats just because the per/son who mad/e it was toby. nobod/y is toby in 2010's when he was sitting on his ass just wor/king fo/r hussie
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>>152366785
There's a reason dersecest has the traction it does.

Also because it's canon
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>>152366098
I wrote a bit about it in the first part of my fic
The funny thing is that while the scratch is presented as a complete host universe reboot with different initial parameters the only thing Skaia 'does' is move meteors around in a different random position and the game still gets played just at a different time and by different people
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>>152366939
What I wonder is if only 1 set of chosen kids get to actually successfully play sburb at a time.

Like imagine being johns neighbor who plays sburb like a day before he does and then do the same shit he did (with less lord English)
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>>152366888

Dubs and trips confirm.
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>>152367110
Rose wearing Dave's glasses is just. Such a fucking peak genre of art dawg.

I wish there was something I could do like that for PROSPITCEST maybe other than the kids switching clothes
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A day later and I still want Rose.
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>>152366852
everytime i see this i remember I'm more mature than hussie and i become happy. Also he has racefetish wich is really funny. Like... yeah this is where equius comes from...
>>152366601
I may draw even better now that I'm rested and relaxed :3
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>>152367163
dont you have a job
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>>152366795
lmaao the :y face.
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>>152367190
I finished my job already. now is taking care of myself time.
have a terezi btw.
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>>152367234
>>152367163
please take care, i love your art :)))
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>>152367234
you d/raw on paper too?
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The one thing i will be excited for, if homestuck ever gets to the trolls. Is that dante basco WILL voice tavros, and if he doesn't i will hang hussie by his fucking entrails.

dante is so pure.
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>>152367402
all 8reath players will 8e played 8y To8ert Foxin6ton. This is fact and was said on the discord, if you wanted proof
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>>152367456
please dont say its so. PLEASE
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>>152367334
yes. its my favorite media to draw. just did some brushpen lineart for this terezi nagging john by the way. take a look :3
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>>152367456
I like the dog, but I did not particularly care for his performance in the pilot. It was mediocre.
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>>152367502
Translation: Terezi: H3H3H3H3 SAY UNCL3 STUPID HUMAN!!
John: Ow Ow Terezi please stop!!
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>>152367507
the fact of the matter is he does john better in the album than the actual show. And frankly it wasn't that good. Toby has the egbert soul but the delivery is lacking. Or maybe his material was just that bad to dampen his abilities.

>>152367502
ITS SO CUTE, ahhhhh
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>>152367507
it was funny when he said nigger attack
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>>152367122

Maybe John and Jade swap glasses?

>arrghh Jade your prescription is so much stronger than mine!
>John where are you is that you in the distance?
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>>152367502
hah so you wer/e the br/azillian anon i seen a while back. eu tbm so mais shush
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>>152367574
you bastard...your a genius.
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>>152367609
MAS ULHA!! Eae :^) Uma pena que tu não seja da mesma região que eu provavelmente, mas que bom que tem mais um por aqui.
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I'm almost done with my schizo mapping of troll castes to human ethnic/religious/cultural groups but I can't figure out anything for limebloods
>uhh Jews or some other middle eastern retards because troll Jesus and shiet
I see your point and I'm even considering Mizrahis and Palestinians, but I've already mapped the teals to (Ashkenazi) Jews and I feel like there's a bit of an overlap(less so with the palis ig)
Any better ideas or should I just mark limes as palis and be done with it?
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>>152367851
make em south east asian so i can push my filipino karkat agenda.
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>>152367851
reconsider
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>>152367886
Pinoys are bronze(along with Spaniards) because Rufio in the Hook was played by Dante Basco who's a Filipino by ancestry, sorry.
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>>152367904
>mutant
Yeah, a LIMEBLOOD mutant whose blood cells decided to pull off some opposite color bullshit and turn from Calliope-like lime to Caliborn-like bright red.
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>>152368033
no. lime8loods aren't mutants, they're just killed on si6ht for their powerful pyrokinetics. a MUTANT8lood like karkat isn't on Her Imperious Condescension's hemospectrum, and therefore exist to 8e CULLED. He only adopted a lime si6n to wear 8ecause he's a hu6e fa66ot with no official si6n. It's almost like he's Si6nless or somethin6....
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>>152367899
>modern mainstream media
>some facebook posts
show me one actually mainstream piece of media that actually depicts JC as swarthy
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>>152367851
please dont do this. stop this right now.
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I'm pretty sure you probally are that one brazilian guy that larp as nazi or is obssessed with pol and militarist mindset. if you arent this person than in either way you are annoying and derailing the thread with your attitude. please take your meds or cool down with your bullshit.
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>>152367851
do NOT make lime8loods jews. Karkat is NOT on the hemospectrum, that's the entire point

>>152368155
i mean, no one's sayin6 anythin6 jewpho8ic rn what are you talkin6 a8out
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>>152367899
I don't have a horse in this race but historical records were "white washed" all the time because racism existed back then too
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>>152367623

Feel free to use that idea.
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>>152367851
>>152367899
>>152368184

Consider:
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>>152368233
Name one example and dont say the sufferer being depicted as a rust blood
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>>152367851
This is stupid
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>>152366977
That's an open question really
The only example we have of simultaneous players is everyone in the troll session ending up in the same place despite being two separate groups BUT Rose's lab map clearly shows hundreds if not thousands of people getting specifically targeted for meteor destruction (despite the meteors "happening anyway" as a product of the game and being completely randomly aimed) along with multiple people writing their own gameFAQs guides with varying levels of success.
It occurs to me that earth might have been turbofucked BECAUSE so many sessions triggered their own reckonings due to prospit auto-losing.
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>>152368184
I'm not saying limebloods are mutants or that Vantases are anything but muttbloods to be culled on spot, but it's blatant they have some vague connection with the lime caste, despite being off spectrum and not having any cool powers themselves. Cancer is between Gemini and Leo, for God's sake, then we also have things like pic related(notice the color of Karkat's shooshing), plus there's the whole cherub blood symbolism I've mentioned. There's just too much blatant symbolism, something IS going on here, though we'll never truly know what.
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Consider this.
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never kill yourself!!
if you do i will kill you!!!!!
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>>152368411
what's with it and transgenders using all those exclamation marks? i know what you're

>>152368442
she would NEVER be that up front. she is a shy kitty
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>>152368092
True. It should read "retarded imbeciles who grabbed tree random skulls and intentionally tried to make Jesus look like a retard." My bad.
>>152368233
And why would this racism only be "whitewashing"? You realize Jesus is often depicted as the same race as the local population? Here in my country we have brown depictions of Jesus. The core argument here is both the time-wise proximity to Jesus AND the genetic evidence there presented (showing the most genetically similar modern populations).
Jesus was not white, but he was likely a light skinned middle eastern dude. Even his ancestors were described as "ruddy" (red haired or of a red complexion), particularly king David.
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>>152366098
>QOTT: What do you think your life would be like post-scratch?
Probably working in my homemade bathtub meth lab
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Beginning scripting on chapeter 2. Im all in on the narration. Its an important part of homestuck and i feel like chapter 1 of my comic is almost missing it. Though in that case its fine because that is a simple moment.
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>>152368452
because i can do anything!!!!!!
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>>152368546
alright that's it. i'm drawing you pregnant as we speak
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What fandom is more dinergoth, deltarune or homestuck?
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>>152368511

You misspelt "incestuous".
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>>152368566
>dinergoth
what is that? use proper words please i can't keep track of every slan6 term zoomers come up with these days
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>>152367662
minas gerais??
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>>152368560
daaaaaaaaaaaaamn shawty.
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>>152368591
*taps the sign*
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>>152368340
Too late, I'm pretty much done already.

>>152368287
Consider:
>successful female pirate leader who terrorized millions
>ultimately somehow got away with all of it
>no tits
Vriska is LITERALLY Zheng Yi Sao, which means she's Cantonese. You CANNOT refute chinkska serket.
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>>152366098
>QOTT: What do you think your life would be like post-scratch?
Considering all the beta kids were traumatized. Well i'd need to see an ectotherapist or i'd probably die due to mage of light status blinding me from seeing the future where i live through a scratch
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>>152368615
y'know tehcnically this is canon

>>152368618
oh. well then it's pro8a8ly deltarune since no one these days knows what a homestuck is

>>152368625
yeah 8ut she's 6reedy (jew trait) so y'know
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>>152368603
não. i'm not gonna say where i'm from, brazillians that like homestuck onnline so far are fucking cringe and retarded. i'm sticking in my lane until i find someone normal around here to infodump homosuck;
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>>152368662
>brazillians that like homestuck onnline so far are fucking cringe and retarded.
As opposed to non-brazilian homestuck fans?
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>>152368586
Pff

Lol you will notice that I have horrible spelling and Grammer.

Embarrassing to say I'm afraid. But I'll make sure I get everything fixed up before its shipped to you all.

Now I just have to get around to fixing johns punctuation in chapter 1....
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>>152368673
no because i'm not racist cringe and retarded online.
i'm based cool and a genius actually.
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>>152368662
Hello quati
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>>152368716
doubt it.
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>>152368637
>yeah 8ut she's 6reedy (jew trait) so y'know
Jews
Sure but she doesn't take money from others like an actual Jew would(usury, unethical businesses and stock market manipulation is Dave a heeb???).
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>>152368758
you'r/e GAY!
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>>152368736

>defined abdominal lines

This is lowkey extremely horny
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>>152368758
if you're not just like me fr then you can't 8e cool and a 6enius. them's the 8r8ks

>>152368779
yeah tell 'em 8a8e
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>>152368736
>upper classes are mostly light-skinned while lower and middle class scum is mostly non-white
kek
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How does this make you feel?
( source: https://x.com/chris0001110/status/2018737554393067883 )
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>>152368851
would their fraymotifs 8e domain expansions
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>>152368851
nothing. i don't like shonen slop Jujutsu Kaisen
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>>152366852
idgi
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>>152368851
You just know Megumi would be a Page.
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>>152368877
why not
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I like fanart where people remember that the Trolls are actually pretty mean and have a much higher baseline of acceptable violence compared to humans. This is extremely rare.
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>>152368851
I know nothing about the show
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>>152368896
I a6ree, it's 8ased especially when there's rose ryona
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>>152368887
looks ugly and boring and copypaste of every shonen slop with no substance that matters for me.
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>>152368851
i'm going to assume is from an anime. Looks pretty mediocre and about what you would expect
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Damn, not every day I get to hear what the track of my first [s] would be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQsk05JDAuo
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>>152368702
Im cringe racist and retarded offline we are nothing alike
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>>152366098
since the implication of the scratch implies having your d.o.b being swapped around with your parent/guardian
i can only really imagine being a version of myself who’s well successful with my career yet struggling to care for a kid who’s muted as all hell emotionally and a bit of a autist
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>>152368883
Page of Potential
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>>152368896
Sure but also dave is literally about as violent as a 13 year old can be.

And Dave has experienced horror terrors mind fucking so I think their fine for the most part.

Maybe if it was John and Jade on that meteor that would apply.

Nevertheless I'm pretty sure their all fine. I don't think that the humans would be all to negatively impacted by the trolls and their violent nature
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>>152369072
>Page of Page
Damn.
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>>152369034
Honestly I think Aranea would be the one bringing beer.
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>>152369034
it is d/ay 110 ind/eed. you listene/d.
an/d pr/acticing as well? you got many ir/ons in the fir/e!
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>>152369345
yeah pro8a8ly lol

>>152369378
i do indeed! i'm fuckin6 DROWNIN6 in iron rn and they're all in several different fires
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>>152369153
fitting for potential man himself
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>>152369385
perfection.
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>>152369345
Meenah is woke she doesnt care for the caste system anymore
>>152369072
I always thought he was a page of void
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>>152366534
i miss these fuckers, i thought no one remembered them
tfw no slampig DA gf
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I am totally unsure how deep into the naration i should be going. I don't wanna bore you guys with a lot of words. Even tho the wordiness is part of homestucks appeal to me. But i feel like i have to in order to burrow deep into the characters heads. Which is what i wanna do.

Specifically i wanna explore how jade feels, because i relate to jade hella. Not so much in the kissing brother part, moreso in the being a volatile teen who feels sad and alone.
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that being said i am burrowing pretty deep into this. Like multiple paragraphs. You guys may have to read a lot for this next chapter i warn you.
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>>152369964
as long you don't make it be unnecessarily long, I enjoy reading some long stories!!
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NEPETA NOOOOOO
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>>152370229
That dude was always doing landscaping
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>>152370414
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grimdorks... i love you.
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>>152370429
I love me some rose and Dave.

Just shooting the shit being chill
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>>152369463
jogging time fatty
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>>152370528
i already jo66ed lool

like 20 minutes a6o, 8ut thank you for remindin6 me anyways
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I made a poll cause I'm bored. Who is the most KISSABLE troll? Involving both the Beforus and Alternia trolls.

https://strawpoll.com/40Zm40l4oga
https://strawpoll.com/40Zm40l4oga
https://strawpoll.com/40Zm40l4oga
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>>152370713
They're all 13 years old you sick fuck
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>>152370713
meulin and her soft kitty lips

>>152370725
out of...
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trolls don't even have lips
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as 6od intended
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>>152370811
How would you know? Have YOU ever kissed a troll? Huh? Has a troll ever sucked you off with their DSL's?! Huh?! Yeah that's what I thought...
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>>152370811
Man, some fans walk away with the oddest ideas. Why would trolls not have lips?
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>>152370885
yes aranea, set him straight... set him straight by kissing me
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show me one hussie drawn troll that has visible lips
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>>152370811
You must have some brain damage that makes Kanaya blank from your mind whenever she's on a page.
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>>152370542
oh, thats great
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Wagie bucks in the bank, Anyone up for some cosplay????
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>>152370958
I read a billion pages of homosuck and never even made it to the troll part
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>>152371018
Kinda rare to spot a decent looking mask used for cosplay, I kinda wanna make one of my own
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>>152371135
Plz don't notice........I'm begging you.
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>>152371028
i need this dirk.
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>>152371153
That's all for now, as always, hope you enjoy these
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>>152371145
HOLY SHIT IS DEADPOOL!!!!
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>>152369385
cute
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>>152371145
god I wish I knew how to sew
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>>152371102
The way his gut just bulges beneath that suit
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>>152370454
true!
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>>152371353

Vriska...easy on the character development...
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lovely >>152371910
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>>152371932
imagine vriska pukes it all out to go in for seconds. thats basically vriska,

eating up all the screen time so she never changes
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>>152372043

That pretty accurately describes the retcon. She pukes up and all over Terezi, Rose, Dave, Kanaya and Karkat and then just keeps gorging herself.
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>>152368546
Why is she so got dang carefree? Doesn't she know there are important things going on?
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>>152371353
Vriska can we get some time and plot relevance?
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>>152370713
Eridan and Cronus... really?
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>>152371353
feferi deserved better
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>>152370713
Canonically it's Tavros.
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>>152372255
she knows! but she also likes to enjoy the moment. c'est la vie!
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NO TIME FOR THAT ELLITH. WE GOT TO SAVE MALLUM FROM THE ANGEL RETURNED.
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Sheol my beloved I need you to return and scare the shit out of everyone again.
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>>152372424
>those horns
that's not eridan, that's a fucking skinwalker
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>>152372472
How is he meant to use an umbrella if he didn't lower them to the side? You goofy goober.
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>>152370454
they're so cute, it drives me crazy. why can't that be me
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>>152370474
its one of my favs hahah
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>>152372413
damn. okay then. lez go win this session!!!!!
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>>152372446
Heir of Hope Trunks.
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>>152372779
She could fix them.
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>>152372935
she will either them like it or not.
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>>152370454
based
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>>152373086
>i can't not fuck him
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>>152370713
Voting ended, apparently Nepeta is and I think that's okay.
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i wanna speak to these two people
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>>152371145
JEW JEW JEW JEW JEW JEW JEW JEW
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>>152369680
>implying that eridan gets fef in the end
lol. lmao even
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>>152368758
>yuri
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guuuh ellith big balls.
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>>152373539
oh fuck yeah
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>Twitter users finding out about hsg from that twitter post today with metastuck

You dweebs that are lurking here shouldn't be here But if you're cool and post your art and shitpost with us, then I guess you can stay
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ちなみにダマラは一番面白いトロールだよ(ちなみに私は牡羊座です)
いいえ、私はダマラではありません。私は匿名です。
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>>152373931
お前みたいな錆びた血の売女は鉱山に戻って、二度と出てくるな。
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>>152373943
死ね。お前が知るよりずっと多くの女を食ってるんだぜ、臭い野郎。俺がお前の新しい継母だ ! ! !
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>>152373902
>I don't give a FUCK about what people on Twitter are saying.jpg
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>>152373967
>>152373967
Damara, please refrain fr9m any m9re 9ut6ursts t9wards the p99r, defenseless an9nym9us user; y9ur language t9day has 6een quite tr9u6ling t9 sensitive ears, with y9ur unique quirk 9f y9urs I can still tell what insults y9u are yelling. I suggest y9u "c99l 9ff" as the kids say.
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Ok good night /HSG/

sleep well.

-prospitcest anon
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I love this fucking autist so much it's unreal
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>>152373902
The Skaia Anonymous one? I doubt that shit will lead more than like 5 people to /hsg/. The average user will either think "4chan, yucky!" or "I don't care enough to browse 4chan."
No need to worry faggot. I'll protect you in my big, strong arms.
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>>152374048
Sleep well an9n, d9n't let the th9se tiny Recuperac99ns 6ugs 6ite
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>>152374022
おい、ダマラがカングリの笛をマンコに突っ込むようなエロシーンは書かないからな。だからあの会話は想像して、彼女が下品なことを言ったみたいに振る舞えよ。
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>>152373902
Quick, let's all say TROLLS TONGUE MY ANUS to scare them away!
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>>152374080
EN9UGH, I'VE HAD IT UP T9 MY THINK PAN WITH Y9UR TRIGGERING DEMEAN9R DAMARA, I SWEAR I WILL--

Kanny, ho+ney please. What did I tell yo+u abo+ut mindlessly arguing o+ver dumb co+mments o+nline?

P9rrim, I have a duty t9 make sure these threads are--

Shut it. So+rry abo+ut him Damara, Say, if yo+u do+n't mind later, why no+t jo+in me and the girls fo+r a night o+ut? The invite is o+pen
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Saw >>152366347 in the catalogue, who tf is this girl macking on John?
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>>152374235
naw
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>>152374235
It might surprise you to know this, but there are other guys out there with black hair and glasses
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>>152374253
me
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>>152374253

The green shirt seals it though, it's literally a counterfeit John.
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>>152374315
He is dressed up to go see Car seat headrest
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A young lady is standing in a DOJO that keeps its lights low. It is afraid of being seen. It cannot run away. Because it is a DOJO. Old wood, warm air, HUMID, even, and a pink NEON SIGN buzzing in the background CHALLENGING you. Not like you know what it says. You never learned KANJI. That only makes it better. A heavy bag hangs nearby, glossy and as MOIST as your SKIN, the kind of object that is eager to become a PROBLEM.

You are thin and wiry. People underestimate you, ONCE. Bandages cover your least and most SENSITIVE PARTS. You produce gallons of SWEAT as you awkwardly smile with your POINTY TEETH. Your FIGHTING stance is SOLID. It hides your WET and BREATHY exhalations. You bow because you mean it. You bow because you NEED IT. Only the RULES keep the hunger inside the ropes, where it can do something useful instead of getting SCANDALOUS IDEAS.

Enter Name: Ignoramus Bruisefreak
One more time: [REDACTED]

You go by REDA. Names feel like ANSWERS, and you do not trust those. You trust the gap. The QUESTION. Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is FISTKIND. You like MARTIAL ARTS because they make you stop pretending. There is UNCERTAINTY, CONTACT, and nobody has a plan when they are getting KICKED IN THE FACE. There is the tiny pause where you do not know if you are about to land clean or eat floor, and you like that part a little too much. It keeps you upbeat. It makes you awkward. It keeps you from doing something embarrassing with your feelings, like TALKING about them to a THERAPIST.

Somewhere along the way you grew an EMERGENT CODE OF HONOR. It does not make you nice. It makes you FAIR. Fair terms. No cheap shots, unless they earned it. In sparring, you stop when they tap. You are a firm believer in SUSTAINABLE VIOLENCE. In everything else, you stop when the fight stops. Outside the ring you keep looking for fights anyway. You are not cruel. You are CURIOUS and HUNGRY. You get into POINTLESS DEBATES just for the thrill of conflict. You chase BLIND SPOTS.

What will you do?
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>>152374327
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>>152374327
You should kill yourself.
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i luv them
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>>152374327
Isn't this basically loli kid!Equius minus the racism plus being a redditor?
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>>152366098
Wait when the fuck did /hsg/ get unbanned? I remember this was the first general to be banned on /co/ back in 2014 a little before /frz/
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>>152374431
The anti-/hsg/ mod died in the hack
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>>152374438
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>>152366098
Hussie took the best girl for Dave and made her his sister and then proceeded to make him a faggot to compensate on the fact that every other girl he's ever talked to is either mentally fucked, insufferably boring, or taken. Why couldn't you just make the man single.
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>>152374465
shipping gets fujo eyeballs
simple as
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>>152374465
hussie gets off on sinking ships
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>>152374061
I love him and he pisses me off and I want to fix him
Get on my level
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SHADOW WIZARD MOMMY GANG
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>>152374431
The threads started again with the pilot, after a while they assumed the old mantle of /hsg/
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WE LOVE CASTING SPELLS
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THIS GUARDIAN IS SPONSERED BY THE SHADOW GOVERNMENT
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LEGALIZE PERFECTLY GENERIC OBJECTS
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>>152374567
her feet just *had* to be out
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i wante/d to shar/e this ter/ezi i d/rew yester/day. i think that i pr/efer sketching an/d coloring an/d all in one single laye/r. maybe ill make this a d/aily thing like a cer/tain d/appe/r fellow so this is d/ay 1 i guess.
an/d to that d/apper fellow, im going to be online at 7:20am in you/r time little chum. r/outine changes.
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>>152374626
Yes, you homosexual.
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>>152374722
>you homosexual.
watch out anon, you're projecting too hard
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>>152374714
H3H3H3H3H3 TH4TS S1CK LM4O
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>>152374564
skaianet was right there.
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>>152374998
I know, alright? I knew right as I hit post that I fucked up and missed my chance. Just like I always do.
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>>152374069
Is john unsticking his balls in the background?
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>>152375074
Sometimes all a man needs to be at peace is that one big steppy that unsticks your balls.
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post more mom anons...
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>>152373376
Danganronpa 2x2 could make it happen. Let's not forget Danganronpa 3 is still canon.
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>>152375402
Best I can do.
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>>152375431
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>>152375402
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>>152375431
>>152375436
hot af, who drew this?

>>152375446
dad looks kinda possesed in this but cute af
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>>152375478
>Eridan if he was drawn by mid-late 00s girl habitually using deviantart
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>>152374327
This is so odd
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good morning hsg
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>>152375461
Don't rember.
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one more doodle :•)
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>>152375993
lol im retarded here
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If you could ask Hussie one thing, what would you ask him?
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>>152376104
Why?
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>>152375999
Hidden satanic trips for Rose.
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I finally made it to this, also.

>18 minutes
I'm in for a hell of a ride, aren't I?
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>>152376104
I'd ask him for all the details on classpects so that I may die in peace

>>152376130
why what? why'd he... chan6e his 6ender to "clowngender"? why he made the Homestuck? why he's a fa66ot who makes horri8le decisions?
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>>152376318
While there are some parts where I think the art looks a bit off, with the ones where the kids look marshmellow-y at the start being the worst example, overall I really like it even if it's not my favourite.
The spritemode fights with the Condesce and every bit with Arquiusprite are great though.
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>>152376442
Just got done watching it, I was excited and rooting the whole way through. The strife battles always have me hyped. Wonder if that homestuck fighting fangame is done yet.
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>>152376104
>can you rate my trolls? i dont fw those wannabe cool designs like many fans do, i really like when trolls have grounded fashion
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>>152376464
>Wonder if that homestuck fighting fangame is done yet.
ooooh noooo. oh nooooooooo no no no nooooo... oh buby oh no oh my poor guy im so sory...
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>>152376420
The last one, yeah.
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>>152376490
Guess it was never finished huh? Bummer. I am glad I got into this comic and the fanbase though. I'm probably gonna take a bit of a break before reading the epilogues and beyond canon like one anon said. But it was a hell of a ride.
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>>152375969
damn too bad, that roxy looks great
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>>152376104
How many still living Gamzee's are out there just chillin in their doomed timelines
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>>152376586
Glad you enjoyed yourself anon! The epilogues and BC might not be for everyone but I encourage you to read them as there's things you might like in there, and the new stuff has been increasing in quality lately so right now is a good time to pop in.
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>cody gets an abortion fanfic
Is this cooking? Dont think I'll actually end up making it.
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>>152376649
who the fuck is cody??
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>>152376649
i do not want that at all that sounds awful
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>>152376649
You can always go weirder
The session is post-scratch sooooo there's another Cody out there, one that's on the other side of the horseshoe
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>>152376735
Character from the mspfa space days. Which is the companion to prisounebound. These two comics are very popular here. If you are done homestuck, mspfas are the way to get more homestuck. I recommend karkat goes to a convention also
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>>152376786
I'll have to finish resing the epilogues and HS^2 or beyond or whatever it's called before I even entertain fancomics
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>>152376781
Its unclear if it is. I dont really know what the fuck sheol is anymore
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>>152376649
ABOORTIOOOON
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>>152373404
>reddit filename
make your tourism less obvious next time
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>>152376735
Some ftm tranny character from a fanventure that gets shilled here to an obnoxious degree because the authors just so happen to use /hsg/
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>>152376649
>The Baby Is Gone
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>>152376735
Feller from Space Days. It's a fan comic that's popular here.
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>>152376870
kino detected
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>>152376839
Prepare to be raped and gaped by those medias then. And know then there is still light at the end of the tunnel.
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>>152376870
That moustache. That damn moustache...
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>>152376839
>I'll have to finish resing the epilogues and HS^2 or beyond or whatever
Not really. I genuinely struggle to name a fanventure that is based on these pieces of shit.
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WITH STYLES SO FUCKING WACK NIGGAS NEED MAXI-PANTY SHIELDS
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>>152376935
I meant I want to consume the official content before unofficial, not that I'm afraid of spoilers
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>>152377013
Admirable goal. Stupid and borderline masochistic, but admirable
Also imo you're better off playing hiveswap.
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Post Fantrolls from MSPFAs or otherwise that you need carnally.
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>>152377077
Hiveswap is really fun. Until that one bit in Act 2. You know which one I'm talking about.
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>>152377096
but anon all the trolls in that part are hot
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Modern homestuck fanart often fall on these two categories
>irony poisoned FNF inspired artstyle
>Tranny/pooner/fujo artstyle with a highly fetishitic nature under a cutesy coat of paint.
There are exceptions here and there, but they still have subtle traits that can fall on either of those two
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>>152377206
>FNF inspired artstyle
>Tranny/pooner/fujo artstyle
tomayto tomahto
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>>152377206
>Tranny/pooner/fujo artstyle with a highly fetishitic nature
And we love it
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>>152377087
Weezen you're biased as shit

Everyone know Agripa is the true baddie
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>>152377256
i was gonna say "Who's we?" but i realized your just gonna samefag if i did that.
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>>152377256
Is this that fucking horrible fluffy abuse artist who drew John pissing?
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>>152377308
I genuinely wonder how many unique ips these threads usually have if the ip counter was still a thing.
>>152377320
>obligatory "Wait, what?" post
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>>152377320
>drew John pissing

oh anon, if it was only that...
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>>152374714
Awesome art dude! Very nice
>>152374788
I'm guessing you also drew this one so nice to!!!!
>>152374913
Shota Dave! And it's not gay to! I love gayslop but I need some ss too
>>152375999
Amazing work again. I love your cute art style.

Good work everyone!

And good morning HSG!!
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>>152377320
Oh they've drawn a lot more than that
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>>152377410
I think we've gotta kill this gal
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>>152377192
Oh yeah they're hot and I love them but the trial is so fucking long and after that you start to notice there's almost no reaction to any of your tap dancing or TK.
Also desu I'm mad there weren't any Strifes with the more violent trolls like the purplebloods, the moment between the traincarts was perfect for one that would lead right into what happened.
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>>152377460
she also to this d/ay tells pepsicola shippe/rs to kys, you can look up pepsicola on tumbl/r an/d she will always be on the comments.
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>>152377460
They tend to do that themselves
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>>152377206
Your words are incomprehensible to me.
Buzzwords upon buzzwords with no real meaning.
Look at the beauty of art and you will know your efforts to create two main groups are silly.
The only thing that matters is not style but rather if it is based.
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Personally what I find comical about Act 2 is how they removed that bee mini game and never brought it back. It was for the sake of ‘accessibility’ but still, basically cutting some shit out without any way to play it unless you got a pirated copy is just baffling to me
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>>152377615
Wait what?
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>>152377206
What category do I fall under.
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>>152377567
Art is a form of expression, and more often than not, homestuck artists often show repeated patterns that fits those two types i mentioned earlier. Your attempt to downplay and refusal to acknowledge those patterns comes off as rather disingenuous for me.
If an artist has a rotten core, then there's a good chance that this will be reflected in their artwork.
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>>152377567
giwtwm down on my knees there
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>>152377700
IMAGINE
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>>152377676
On some level I'm willing to agree. But on the other there's to many factors to be so sure.

You can look at puppygirlegbert or whatever her name on Twitter is where John is being abused and say "maybe this person is fucked up guys!" And sure your probobly right.

But can you apply such thinking to literally every single artist who draws Homestuck in the modern day. I am not so sure you can.
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>>152377530
the trial area is cool IF you've played and/or love the ace attorney saga

but even then its a bit too long for my tastes
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>>152377747
Not to mention the fact that not all Homestuck fans think the same

Look at Homestuck Twitter vs HSG. We repost a lot of content from there to here. But we talk about the comic differently. Not *that* differently but the tiniest of differences can mean the world! There's just to many differences on perspective and expresion.
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>>152377739
imaging
IMAGINING
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>>152377087
I need these bitches like H2O.
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I have dersecest fatigue.
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>>152377821
>*touches you but in a dersite way
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>>152377821
nooo :( dersecest is awesome.
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>>152377821
Fuck hussie for putting incest in his comic its not funny or hot. It should be called derselove and prospitlove
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>>152377820
why are they faceless
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>>152377872
i disagree but i understand how frustrating it must be lol. hussie seems to love making incest ships and then not doing them. Cause technically im pretty sure janejake is incest. And their like sort of lovers fated for each other. i think???

The prince and princess of derse being together would certainly be more fun.
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>>152377906
>im pretty sure janejake is incest
Actually not, just adoptive incest in beta timeline
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>>152377872
Whatever lil bro. Go back to Voltron, it seems more your speed.
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>>152377906
janejake is not incest. The alpha kids are all self originating (unrelated). jane+jake = prospit kids, roxy+dirk = derse kids
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>>152377946
>>152377967
oh ok, ecto biology is confusing!

oh well who cares. but still the fact that in the beta timeline they still have that element of being both fated star crossed lovers and adopted siblings is, not suspect, but like, hussie had to CHOOSE to do that. You cant do that on accident.
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this thread is filled with bloodmixing so much it would make a rainbowblooded troll
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>>152378007
Thats probably there. It's just not biological incest
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>>152378276
It's a rainbow drinker thread.
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>>152378258
This image fills me with fear. He's not supposed to look like that.
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>>152374465

https://daverosed.tumblr.com/post/807389798797082624

Hussie sank Dave/Rose and then just...kept bringing it up. Over and over.

And then made it canon in a doomed timeline.
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eridan wins no diff
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>>152378376
critical thinking no diffs eridan because he couldnt be assed to kill gamzee
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>>152378360
quite frankly i think its kind of based. no one has the balls to do this in this day and age.
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>>152378258
WHERE??
YUM gamzee into pennywise T_T 2x the groomer.
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trolls on the hemospectrum, humanized, get darker the higher up, which is why feferi is black. also karfkat is albino
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>>152366115
fuck off gachafag
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>>152366673
>newfags dont know about mspaforums
its over...
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Your chances of being hypnotized to sleep by a Serket are low, but never zero.
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>>152378636
andrew hussie had jungle fever
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>>152374567
>>152376269
sauce?
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>>152378886
serkets aren't THAT 6ood with their a8ilities to call it hypnosis. it's mere mind control (crin6e). Now if it were REAL hypnosis, it'd 8e hot. 8ut NOOOO hussie was too much of a coward to add anythin6 that 8ased. like come on man do you even LIKE hypnosis or are you just a mind control CHUD who likes 6oin6 the EASY, 8ORIN6 route sMH
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>>152378847
Good afternoon to you anon
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hypnosis is a8out su8tlety and 6race, mind control is just 8rute force and crin6e

>>152379092
well i still think u're cool if it's of any consol8ion
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>>152379015
https://x.com/Taz_yogafire/status/2013032820613017755?s=20
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>>152379059
give me r/easons why hypnosis is bette/r d/arling. it seems the same thing as min/d contr/ol...
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I could really do without image dumpers.
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>>152377615
Some people just suck mad ass at games. I dont know what the mini game was like, but last year when Deltarune Chapter 3&4 came out, I saw one of my friends struggle like hell with tennas minigames.
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HOLY SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
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>>152379222
>those horns
is she like.. vriska and mituna love child? yknow, for a long time i thought that vriska and mituna would make a good couple. she gets really pissed at his shit, tries to feed him mind honey and blam, hes a smart guy or some shit iunno
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>>152379142
well... it's kinda like ai art vs real art. Hypnosis requires skill, talent, and most importantly, trust 8etween the two parties. You can't *make* any one do anythin6 they wouldn't want to do if you're hypnotizin6 them. To hypnotize someone, you need to 6et them relaxed, and 6ently 8rin6 them into a su66esti8le state. FOR MIND CONTROL THOU6H, it's just "haha i used my super powers on you now do what i say". it's 8orin6, easy, and quite frankly, overused. Hypnosis is an art form and mind control is a shortcut

>>152379265
consider sollux and porrim love child instead
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>>152379319
can you fuck off please? im really tired of seeing you adding your useless two cents everywhere
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>>152379352
why so? what a8out it is tirin6?
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>>152379352
can you fuck off please? im really tired of seeing you adding your useless shit talking everywhere
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>>152379222
>attack attack
holy based
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>>152379385
if you want it my condition is you to suck my balls
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>>152379319
i kind/a agr/ee but hypnosis an/d consent in the fucking sentence? that's like spiking someone's dr/ink an/d calling it consent

also have u seen my ar/t? what did u think of it
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>>152379411
so gay of you anon
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>>152379420
well yeah, you can't just 6o up to someone with a spiral ima6e and 6o "GET HYPNOTIZED" over and over until they 8ecome hypnotized. you have to CHOOSE to 8e hypnotized for it to work usually. you mind has to accept it

8ut that aside i do like (and somehow missed 8efore) your terezi. you added some ruffles and/or wrinkles to the clothin6, which is somethin6 i literally can not do well for the life of me, so it's 8ased. definitely 8etter than my first drawin6 of aranea
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>>152378899
based white man
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>>152379496
idk he looks pretty black to me. it must be all that clown makeup he wears
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>>152374548
see, what you're feeling in a bit of <3<
what I'm feeling is a bit of <>
both are equally good though
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hnghhh method man is some shit dave would discover and will do fancy description of his feelings, like
>its like i was standing my whole life and finally sat down
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guys, im prob not gonna start it for a little while, but if you guys have any dave rose fic ideas please give them too me cause fuck do i wanna make something.

im on my incest era, you could probobly tell by all the drawings of john and jade mackin on eachother
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>>152379487
im gonna tr/y* keywor/d, tr/y, to keep it up d/ailly like you d/o. you little hand/some r/ascal.
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>>152379222
hehee bewbs.
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>>152379604
nice
as a tip i 6uess
if you ever feel like
not drawin6 on any particular day,
just draw something lazy and you'll 8e okay
<3
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>>152379600
probally rose realizing she has feelings for dave? soliloquio type of fic.
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>>152379600
Rose trying to psychoanalyze herself and justify her attraction to Dave cause of her mother or something
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>>152379705
>>152379730

seems like a common thread, thats a good idea, dave always gets the POV with these fics, and rose is often not included.

so a solo fic featuring rose and her frustrations would be nice.

Since trolls dont have much of a concept of incest, what if one of the trolls just asks why rose isn't with dave, or even asking why she hasn't yknow fucked him yet.

and the idea simply can't leave her head, and she tries to psychoanalyze herself to try to like turn off her attraction, but it only makes it worse, making her feel,

trying to get drunk doesn't help because it only makes her sad, sad enough to text dave during the middle of the night in a manner unbefitting of her, leaving the both of them confused.
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>>152379827
exactly!! could be even karkat talking with her about it! would be both dramatic and funny!
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>>152379600

Dave wants to get with Roxy, Rose at first tries to help him, then begins to sabotage his efforts as she realizes she is jealous of the thought of Roxy getting with a man, unaware that this is a manifestation of her own latent oedipal attraction to her mother. Rose goes to Dirk to solicit advice, AR helps them, then AR begins to show Rose all the chatlogs of him and Roxy's erotic roleplay, which Rose finds herself deeply aroused by. She starts RP'ing with AR herself (all as a psychoanalytical exercise of course, purely academic) but eventually finds herself wanting to have the real Dirk, sending her down a path where she tries to seduce Dirk, who is not down for it, all because he is in the throes of a crush on Dave, for which he is extremely self-loathing about, and finds himself jealous of Roxy for attracting his attention. Everything goes haywire when Rose decides to seduce him one night while crossdressing as Dave.

Roxy is completely oblivious to all this in the meantime, happily making out with John, who is also completely oblivious.
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>>152377376
thank you so much!! :•)
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>>152379851
rose texting dave at 3 am in a drunken stupor "dave i need you"

dave has no idea whats going on, rose tries to down play it.

she tells herself how this is all a manifestation of trauma and pain and that being with dave wont make it any better, and she should focus on pursuing kanaya, but then something in her snaps and she just goes for dave one night.

karkat was in the room when they boned but doesn't care. agrees to keep it a secret.

>>152379862
holy shit this is the most dense fic idea i have ever seen. This sounds awsome as fuck, but man idk if i have the competency to do that. But i kinda want to. this is like the most dramatic thing possible i love it.

I can barely see myself writing rose trying to psycho analyze herself, since im a stupid idiot baby. But...if i ever go for this i will post it.
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>>152379673
thanks, now im feeling much better with d/oin this thing d/aily *boops you/r nose*
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/hsg/ writes a daverose fic, hijinks ensue
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>>152380024
nah man that anon is so based for that shit. crossdressing rose in daves outfit sounds hot as fuck!!!!!

>>152380003
scarily acurate
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>>152379941
i would bookmark and give kudos in a heartbeat!!
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>>152380095
im busy with prospitcest but when im done with chapter 2 ill begin work on it
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>>152379941

>I can barely see myself writing rose trying to psycho analyze herself, since im a stupid idiot baby. But...if i ever go for this i will post it.

Do it anon, aim for the stars.
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>>152380109
no rush prospit anon!
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What if the real reason why Davesprite was like that is not because of sadboy feelings over not being an alpha Dave anymore but because doomed Rose pussy is fucking INSANE and he knew he'd never get to taste it again?
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>>152380308
jade's loose dogussy couldn't comparre to the tightness of a lalonde
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>>152379377
Not once have you said anything of actual value, you fencesit on any actual discussion that we barely scrape together on this thread, the worst part however is that whenever someone has the gall to call you annoying you do the gayest "But what am I doing ACTUALLY :(((" when everyone with a working frontal lobe knows that your retarded quirk, shit art and terrible opinions/takes are what gets on peoples nerves
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>>152380434
*gasp* you take that back!
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>>152380468
i see. well

firstly, i don't think the typin6 quirk is retarded, if anythin6 i think it's a little clever. you see: Aranea (one of my favorite Homestuck 6irls whom i draw every sin6le thread), and i 6uess vriska 8y extension, have an "8" typin6 quirk. they are also 8lue8loods, which are 8th on the hemospectrum, countin6 from rust. now, I am a vir6o, which are jade8loods, o8viously. jade8loods are also the 6th on the hemospectrum, a6ain, countin6 from Rust. I think, personally, it's very clever.

secondly, i don't think my amateurish art 6ets on people's nerves. really, i haven't 8een criticized for it save for may8e thrice out of the 100 days i've 8een doin6 it, and one of them was constructive criticism.

thirdly, my opinions are 8ased. you cannot and pro8a8ly will not find one of them that was "terrible".

i mean, recently i haven't said much of value, i will admit, 8ut i have many times 8efore. 8ut on that su8ject, when have i ever 8een "fence-sitter"?

idk it just seems like you're 8ein6 a ni66er for the sake of it y'know?
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>>152380468
sick burn.
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>Sibling Bonding
notice how it's dave x rose aryan hetslop for paedophiles? if this was a real chanboard we'd be talking some dave x bro brotherly love like a couple of real fudanshis, but our western BL science isn't as advanced as our eastern brothers'
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>>152379092
I love you nikke fag
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>>152380636
8ut that's 6ay tho...
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>>152380468
>you fencesit on any actual discussion that we
barely scrape together on this thread

you do realize that he probably has 100x more messages than you. BITCH.
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>>152380636
davebro is fujoslop
plain and simple.

Its making dave get fucked in the ass and beat up for people who are into that, and im not judging, but its simply oversaturated. Wheres the spice, wheres the pizazz.

simply boring
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>>152380636
sorry I only have brojohn
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>>152380768
>daverose is hitlerslop
>davebro is fujoslop
this will be crucial evidence toward proving my incest = slop hypothesis
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>>152380799
daverose is not slop!
johnjade isnt slop either! its based!

see anon the problem you dont realize is that every dirk ship is bad because dirk is inherently shitty and he sucks.

so we just need to get rid of him from the equation and all the good ships can rise up

not you tho dirkrose anon, that fic idea is still good.
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>>152380836
>johnjade isnt slop
go to mspa booru right now and search for johnxjade art. you will be buried under an avalanche of slop so dense that it would crush your body like a car compactor; your last breath - launched from the bellows that was once your body - will emerge on the surface of the slop like fart bubbles in a pool.

the team behind chatgpt set out with the intent to mimic the output of the world's collective sum of johnxjade artists and succeeded on the first go-around, back when generating an image of a human being spat out six fingers on each hand.

it's slop. it's always been slop. it always will be slop.
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>>152380636
>>152380768
daverose is great
davebro is great
but the real pizazz is dirkdave desu
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strilondes are inherently slop so any ship they're in is slop 8y association
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Waiter waiter! More homeslop please! Hold the nothin'!
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>>152381035
n-no
this cant be
THIS CANT BEEEEEEE
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Grant sent me a message that my mspfa has AI images and wants me to take them out.
Unfortunately for people like him I am already a cybernetic organism in my thinking! I shall infect them with my epic AI-infused psyche, haha.
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ignore haters, post arasol.
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>>152380701
For you anonymous
https://files.catbox.moe/2gdlt1.mp4
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>>152381190
pick up a pencil faggot
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>>152381190
Someone read your mspfa long enough to find ai images?
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>>152381052
>>152381123
*slurps my slop with wild abandon*
mlep
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that is it for today 0u0
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i swear on my honor

even if the whole ship is slop ILL NEVER GIVE UP TRYING TO CREATE GOOD ART FOR YOU ALL HSG

NEVERRRR
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>>152381241
I’ve already made many stories and drawings cowards can’t handle.
>>152381266
Genuine reading is not something mentally ill leftist Homestuck fans are capable of, so odds are I have access to more of this.
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>>152381345
don't worry about the haters calling your ship slop, they are just jealous. your stuff is great nonnie.
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>>152380636
>brodavetard calling other ships slop
Brodave is massive fucking slop and inarguably the single sloppiest permutation of already bland goyslop that is stridercest. It's up there with davekat, which is fitting because both are blandest fujoshit for hylic bitches with no divine spark in their bodies. The former is "trauma, abuse, incest, dead dove" trash to pretend you're sad over while actually cumming to hardcore gay rape, the other being hurt/comfort wholesome chungus shite with both characters being OOC as fuck
GET BETTER FUCKING TASTE "bro"(a.k.a. obvious pooner bitch who trooned out to LARP as dave irl)
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>>152381345
and you are extremely based for that, anon
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send me to the leijons and i will come back mpregged
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Everyone's ships are slop except for mine
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>>152381338
>one of the only surviving ships
maybe the hemospectrum was right and trolls ought to date near their caste
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All that matters is if your ships are gems in your heart
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>>152381238
Man i wish i could get into nikke but i play it once a week just to see anis
I have my preference in gamba
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>>152381429
>i play it once a week just to see anis
Based taste. The only good one of the main trio desu.
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>>152381429
I tried it for a week also, Gacha and mobile games in general aren't my thing
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>>152381396
>h-he likes something i don't like? i-it's because he's a woman!
still scared of cooties, anon?
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>>152381396
you get it....

also on that note, im writing this fic and im noticing that im drawing jade a lot more i guess down than usual.

now honestly jade is such a nothing character that i cant remembe how she acts in act 6 when shes not being mind controlled. and i havent read the epilouges.

but i think a big problem 1-5 acts of homestuck and homestuck in general is that jade is kinda shafted even in regards to her whole story.

Dave gets to have his bro being a weirdo being treated as abuse like it kinda is. But jade being alone and stuff isn't treated nearly with the same weight.

and she really only gets one moment to crash out and be angry and she reverts right back to being happy girl, not that she gets any screen time after that crashout till she dies.

So the way im writing jade is as such. Her happy and chipper attitude is basically a semi projected state, that she kept up this whole time before sburb, because she had a destiny to look forward too, and that kept her in high spirits, as well as her interactions with friends.

but now that her destiny has passed and she doesn't know whats going to happen next, she feels a bit helpless and afraid but also very angry for all sorts of reasons. and since she bottles up all her feelings they kinda explode out.

this is all to say chapter 2 wont have much of a happy jade in it, except for a flashback as a bit of fluff for this mostly drama filled chapter.

I really wanna explore the fallout of jade kissing john and liking it way more than she feels she should.
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IMPORTANT REMINDER
slop != shit
Something can be shit without being slop and something can be slop without being shit(instead being eg. merely mediocre)
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>>152381504
>but now that her destiny has passed and she doesn't know whats going to happen next, she feels a bit helpless and afraid but also very angry for all sorts of reasons. and since she bottles up all her feelings they kinda explode out.
https://homestuck.com/epilogues/prologue
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>>152381542
havent read the epilogues but is there anything in particular i should keep a look out for.

i dont want to mischaracterize her too bad, even if i still dont wanna read them.
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>>152381542
>some melodrama described as "dubiously canon" and literally formatted like an AO3 fanfic to drive the point home
Who fucking cares lol
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>>152366202
doc scratch, remove these lines when you can pls!
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>>152381588
is anon tryna like say im making bad fanfics??

Cause like sure. maybe i AM making a bad fanfic. but also its not my job to make something good for the franchise

im making an incest comic/story. i feel like theres two different levels of standards going on
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Does anyone have that picture where it's lil baby Yiffy and she's going "I'M TAKING MYSELF ON A WALK"
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>>152381588
>"dubiously canon"
hey anon did you know that the current PR team took that statement back and everything post act 7 is now also canon haha
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>>152381638
that doesnt seem to gel with the whole beyond canon thing. Isnt the whole point that theres 2 timelines implying theres an infinite amount of variations on what could happen.
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>>152381504
Have you read Jade's route in Pesterquest? I think you might get something out of it in terms of Jade's characterization.
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>>152381638
Sorry, no takesies-backsies!
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>>152381658
>the only thing written in the last 10 years of Homestuck that got universally praised
>fired the guy that made it
Lmao
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>>152381624
Anon's obviously talking about the epilogues.
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>>152381658
i havent

i might try it since i already have all the what pumpkin games. i just never bothered to play it

i guess i just have to believe in the heart of the car i mean heart of the fic and hope that you all like it.

i have heard a lot of negative things about pesterquest overall tho, is jades route specifically good.
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>>152381656
You're right, sucks that they decided that theres only one canon homestuck and its the one they are making, and that Hussie never actually gave it away he was always overseeing it.
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>>152381588
>Who fucking cares lol
The anthem and motto of all of modern Homestuck.
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homestuck could not happen today since all kids do today is ticktock and 8r8k heads and eat hot chip and lie
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Homestuck can't happen today because Hussie sucks
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>>152381854
And get groomed
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>>152381569
epilogues jade feels unfulfilled after the HS wraps up, and pursues dave and karkat as a way of living out a happily-ever-after fantasy. remember, this is a jade who never entered a relationship with anyone - she doesn't have the closure of having dated/broken up with davesprite, or the experience to know that dating karkat probably wouldn't work out exactly how she wants it to. it goes poorly for everyone (dave and karkat want to be with each other, not jade--they moved on while she was forced in place), and it ends poorly for everyone.

>>152381588
>Who fucking cares lol
anon is describing a somewhat similar arc for jade as in the epilogues, so i thought it was constructive to at least point it out.

>>152381624
>i AM making a bad fanfic... im making an incest comic/story
frankly, yes, i do think it will end up being a bad story - i don't have the chanboard user's preoccupation with incestuous fantasy, nor do i think homestuck offers an interesting framework for such a story outside the initial, fetishistic thrill one might get from the taboo of it all - but that wasn't the point i was trying to make in my initial reply.
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>>152381891
by doc scratch
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>>152381891
By Hussie
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>>152381684
He dared to commit the cardinal sin of not subverting our expectations to see quality writing

>>152381717
>is jades route specifically good.
Actually yes, the general consensus firmly places it in "good" category, if not outright calling it the best route.
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>>152381898
its a little inevitable im afraid. these fan fic things are for people who have a need, like i do. and im more than willing to push and nudge things in the direction i want them to in order to get the outcome i want. Im a little caliborn in reality.

my main reason for making this was more for artistic practice than writing practice quite frankly speaking. because the original framework from this story left me unsatisfied in a visual way.

as preoccupied as i am with this whole drama thing, this is also mainly a fluff fic, as well as literal actual pornography. so that shows where my priorities lie.

regardless. its a disservice to not try. So even if it doesn't end up good, im going to make it the best it can possibly be from someone like myself.

and if people enjoy it, then i am happy. dont worry anon i hope i dont come off as too defensive. i am a poor communicator at times.
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>>152381422
REAL
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>>152381955
>of not subverting our expectations
But good writing is all about avoiding expectations and making sure the audience never reads into your foreshadowing!
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believe in yourself HSG, you can make art that has value! everyone can!
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>>152381854
Truth
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>>152382009

You can't have this fic end without John scratching Jade behind the ears and learning it's Super Effective at making her a sloppy horny mess. In fact I think that you should lean into Jade having dog mannerisms as much as possible. She's already a half-feral forest child anyway, she's seen animals on the island having sex much more than humans. Matter of fact she might never have even learned how human reproduction works.
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>>152381854
>implying
The entirety of 2020's covid saga was prime set-up for a sburb session.
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>>152382047
well she has internet. and i dont think she would be particularly innocent on that matter.

But that is the truth, john will find her weak spots. and he will think this gives him the advantage to top, but all it does is awaken the beast.

thats the usual flow. jade leads, john tries to take the lead, jade steals it back in 3 seconds.
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>>152381466
I dont like neon. And rapi is pretty cool but boring
>>152381479
I wonder how people would draw troll ryoshu now that her canto is out. I'd think shed be a jade blood mage of blood or bard of mind maybe time
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>>152377629
Late reply, but on the original release of act 2, it included this mini-game https://youtu.be/3qL6hkdEvxY?si=26NhRAxHBX8ooX0K
There was reports of people being unable to beat it, either due to sucking ass or disability reasons. So you think the devs would create some organic way in-game, or even make an option to skip it if you can’t beat it. Instead, they just flat out removed it. Shits just so bizarre.
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>>152382009
Left image kinda looks like boy!Jade kissing Jane.
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>>152381975
no d/ude you'r/e d/oing gr/eat you/r shit br/ings joy to people. i know it d/id to me.
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>>152382081
We are at that point if we want to use a non HS characters we need to give them horns and shit, funny
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>>152382083
Drawings hard hehehehe

>>152382102
Thanks man. This second chapter is daunting because I am once again trying to be more ambitious than the last. And I wanna try and have the tiniest bit more than fluff. But I have faith that people will like it. So I'll push on through and make something.
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6oes hard
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>>152382451
She could ruin me
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what should the next topic be?
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>>152382503
aids prevention
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>>152382503
aids proliferation
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>>152382503
aids innovation
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>>152382503
serketcest
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>>152382630
>>152382630
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Ok goofies you win

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