>>153152648
hey are you our new resident (name)fa6? haven't 8een here in a while


ALSO CALLIOPE FUCKIN6 SUCKS FUCK HER AND HER 8ITCH-ASS SPARKLEDO6 OC SELF-INSERT

>>153152678
yeah hi I'm getting into homosuck for the first time with assorted random spoilers going in. this joke name was suggested cause I like Umineko and compared it to this. I'm going full autist and reading all of the older shit first though, down to news updates and everything. god bless UHC, this is an autist's wet dream

>>153152648
JANNIES GONNA FREAK
Also inb4 deleted

>>153152696
cool. cool. have you 6otten to them actually playin6 the 6ame yet or are you on like act 2 or somethin6. have you made past the 6ODAWFUL fuckin6 section with that 8lack retard and his retard 8u6 or whatever?

>>153152711
there's like five other threads with butts and boobs on them, this is probably fine lmao

>>153152648
john's butt was made so that kanaya could fill it with her jade-blood cum btw

>>153152648
>Qott: If you were forced to maintain a typing quirk for the rest of your life, which would you choose?
CAPS LOCKS
CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

OKAY, LAST POST 8EFORE I NEED TO FUCK OFF

trolls can't 6et pre6nant no matter what you do. NO, not even Hope or Life players or a fuckin6 Prince of Doom. NO. NO. THEY FUCKIN7 cAN'T. If you can just do ANYTHIN6, then nothin6 really matters. Which is WHY, unless you 6enetically modify a troll with ecto8iolo6y, you will NEVER 8e a8le to impre6n8 them.

SO you will have to use ECTO8IOLO6Y like the fuckin6 rest of us if you want cute (or horrifyin6ly u6ly dependin6 on the results) troll-human hy8rid children 8ecause our species ARE SO FUCKIN6 DIFFERENT that we'd 8e incompati8le. it's impossi8le. THEY'RE FUCKIN6 INSECTS YOU CAN'T IMPRE6NATE THAT

>>153152648
pro8a8ly this one. i mean, it works. simple, effective, sexy, 8eautiful, it's disrespectful to Serkets (a plus) and it pays homa6e to the 8eauty that is... the Jade8lood caste.

>>153152696
>I'm going full autist and reading all of the older shit first though, down to news updates and everything.
Based, I did the same back in the day
I feel like reading jailbreak, bard quest and especially problem sleuth really primes you for reading homestuck and makes you appreciate the SOVL of the early acts much more than going in raw.

>>153152696
Just remember not to read with the commentaries enabled on your first read, they spoil too much shit

>>153152816
ooh thanks, I saw there were a bunch of mods that seemed to be good ideas but was unsure if the commentaries would be spoilery. I'll disable them.

>>153152743
>john's butt was made so that kanaya could fill it with her jade-blood cum btw
I AM INTERESTED IN HEARING MORE OF YOUR THOUGHTS ON THIS DYNAMIC AS I ALWAYS FELT LIKE THEY WOULD ENJOY EACH OTHER'S COMPANY

do you think that if a 8ad Cheru8 were to somehow 8ecome 6ood, would the 6ood Cheru8 8ecome 8ad? like how some fro6s 8ecome female when there's no other females around, to keep the 8alance? i think that'd 8e neat for a 8ad Cheru8 to 6o throu6h a redemption arc, which makes the co-Cheru8 6o throu6h a forced corruption arc. that'd 8e neat

>>153152831
i think they'd enjoy each other's antics a lot. playfully bantering all the time too also kanaya would have biiiiggggg tits john would love to suck on :P

>>153152911
> biiiiggggg tits
nah. only Vriska is allowed to have 8i6 tits (she stole the 8oo8y size of the other 6irls (and karkat))

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I will never look at pumpkins the same ever again. Something is deeply wrong with Andrew Hussie (affectionate). I can feel him inventing tumblr culture already.

>>153152911
I AGREE, THEY WOULD DELIGHT EACH OTHER WITH WHIMSY AND PROPER ETTIQUETTE. UPEERCRUST, POSH STYLE ROLEPLAY WITH INTERMITTANT GIGGLING, AN WONDERFUL IMAGE.
>>153152935
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>>153153022
nuh uh. HUSSIE said it's canon. someone will post the picture i'm sure. He SI6NED IT

why is quirkfag arguing with "totally not quirfags"?

>>153152648
>Phat Ass White Jake Edition

op its fucking john, you had one job

>>153153059
>quirfags
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>>153153033
THE ONLY PART OF HER THAT IS LARGE IS HER GUT, AS PER HUSSIE'S STATEMENT THAT HE WOULD NEED TO HAVE A WALL REMOVED TO GET HER INTO HIS HOUSE AFTER THEIR MARRIAGE AT SEAWORLD

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On the topic of using UHC: what's your preferred way of embedding Rex Duodecim Angelus into the webcomic, /hsg/? For me, it's around the page 2589. Even with some context missing it feels like a much better climax of A5A1 than Make Her Pay.

>>153153081
idc stop replying to yourself you'll kill the board before anything of value happens, go fuck your vriska tulpa or let it rape you already

>>153153083
her 6ut is also has 8ountiful as her 8reasily 8ouncin6 8oo8ies, ordained 8y the Huss himself. all praise the Huss for he is all knowin6 and all 8ased (to an extent). vriska's massive titties are canon, CHUD, and facts don't care a8out YOUR feelin6s

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>>153153059
a friend told me about a character who looks like John but isn't John and I thought it was him. Oh well.

Also I just fucking realised, is this why that company is called WhatPumpkin? Because of the pumpkin shit here?

Jailbreak finished. That was. Onto Bard Quest!

>>153153136
>John but isn't John
more likely than you think

>>153152696
Stop namefagging its embarrassing

>>153153106
THAT ISN'T TITFLESH SHE JUST STUFFS HER BRA WITH HER HANGING GUT

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>>153153194
I was given an official name in the last thread and it's funny to lean into it.

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>>153153136
Ironically your intuition was right in the sense that "John who isn't John" is actually the guy canonically known for his shapely and seductive buttocks, unlike John-John who most likely is skinnyfat and has a Hank Hill ass(in spite of what Johnfags like to imagine)

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Hussie has way more homoeroticism in his work than I could ever have expected. No one talks about this. Why does no one talk about this? You'd think the queer fans would be shoving "canon gay" in people's faces but no. Is shit like DaveKat actually canon? This becomes way more interesting if that's true.

>>153153307
Yeah I guess I just got their appearances confused. Oops.

>>153153307
>unlike John-John who most likely is skinnyfat and has a Hank Hill ass(in spite of what Johnfags like to imagine)

yet they both bag a bunch of people, is this just a gene in the english/egbert dna?

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>>153152648
How come John hates cake when he's hauling all that around?

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aside from the rampant homoeroticism, Bard Quest was boring and unsatisfying. Gonna see what other bonus comics predate Problem Sleuth before I start it.

>>153153408
>Bard Quest was boring and unsatisfying
you're no longer welcome at the codpiece club

>>153153418
codpieces hide the actual cocks themselves so I don't mind missing out

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>>153153357
>Why does no one talk about this?
Mostly because these were "haha fags and gay sex are fucking gay and homosexual" jokes that were a mainstay of the 00 humor rather than le wholesome chungus LGBTQIA+ homo gayboys fujos love to schlick to.
Pic from problem sleuth HIGHLY related

>>153153408
I AM TERRIBLY EXCITED TO HEAR YOUR REACTION TO PROBLEM SLEUTH, HUSSIE'S GREATEST WORKS

>>153153421
you're no longer welcome at the codpieceless cocks clubs then >:(

douche....

>>153152935
Vriska, Kanaya, Feferi, Terezi, Aradia, Jade and Jane are titcows.

How does each Homestuck male feel about having their ass eaten? Which would be open to it, hate it or be averse but secretly into it?

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Fat bitch jokes are funny, and if you are offended youre a pussy ass bitch. Looking at you bw0mny

>>153153534
genuinelly how do you get offended at the word rotund

id understand if mallum called her a fat slobbish ppiece of lard but "rotund"? rofl

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wow these Team Special Olympics scribblettes are... something.

>>153153534
Its a very safe fat joke too. Caliborn completely destroys it in edge and quality. You can’t beat the king.

>>153153550
I use to lurk in the server. There are two of them who get really offended at any fat jokes. I joined in voice chats from time to time. I would hear Shmorgasborg and his lap dog(bw0mny) suck each other off every second. They are an insufferable duo. I left the server not long ago because of how petty they are. One bad apple spoils the bunch.

>>153153602
what server?

>>153153587
I dont even think moonrunes was being horribly offensive with it either. It was really fucking stupid to get upset over.

>>153153516
Not a Homestuck but assplay is kinda mid once the novelty of how dirty it is passes.

>>153153616
CSPA. Everyone else was fine if not just a little zoomer. But the two in postrel take the cake for annoying members

>>153153581
I genuinely believe one of many reasons why Hussie uses any pronouns now are these TSO comics that would have set off an online lynch mob under normal circumstances

>>153153581
>>153153661
>You now remember when he called Tauhid Bonida a nigger.

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>this thread

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>>153153854

Nu homestuck fans subjecting every sentient being in existence to the horrors of gender dysphoria so that they can play around with their gender expression like kids with dolls

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Finally got to reading sburb.exe and it's pretty good so far
>gondola plushie
Truly a cultured lady with sophisticated taste

#homestuckgonning

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yeah okay I've read through basically everything I can find that predates Problem Sleuth, and all the other stuff that's accessible from UHC before starting it. Most of it sucks. You really can just read the MSPAs and ignore the other shit. TSO is edgy and gratuitous, and Sweet Bro & Hella Jeff made me wonder if I'm more mentally stable than I thought.

I guess that concludes Session 00: Before Problem Sleuth. next time I pick this up, I'll start that.

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>>153154053
SBAHJ is a masterpiece though

>>153154053
did you read the cheerfullbear thingie on it? it's decent

>>153154092
Isn't that only when paired with later?

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>>153154137
This is one of the only things I'd skipped, but giving it another chance was worth it. Thank you. I was assuming I would need more Saw knowledge than I have, but it's enjoyable without much.

is the pilot really a flop? in recent years i dont think a single homestuck video reached 2 million views. (discating the "oh em gee sharpie bath!" homestuck documentary videos)

>>153153602
this is weird because moon runes is a fat girl hater,

>>153154304
Compared to the pilots that succeeded it is. Compared to 99% of pilots it did fine. But fine is not good enough and it had a lot propping it up

>>153154053
Good morning! Umine Kun!

It seems you have blitzed through a smattering of Hussies original works. HE has actually made a fair few of normal comics, which are about as esoteric as the upcoming problem slueth and homestuck.

TSO is frankly 2000s edgy trash.

But i implore you to keep sweet bro and hella jeff in your mind, it is frankly way more important of a comic than you think, and while right now it is merely a parody comic of bad Penny arcade knock off comics, it will evolve later on into bordering avent garde art.

Problem slueth is where Hussie gets into his groove and shows more of his appeal however.

>>153154417
>the concept of reading sbahj and not knowing who created it
lol

I think when a chubby diner clown girl crashes through your wall like the Kool Aid Man you are entitled to question the scope of their girth

>>153154381
probably the realest thing ever said

>>153153885
seriously, is andrew taking some form of hrt? Next time someone go up to him please and sniff him, if he smells sweet and less sweaty then my hypothesis can be confirmed

>>153154304
There's a chart comparing it to other pilots of the same time, and it's like at 10% of the views. The last update from vibri was about how they have "more studios they can pitch to" meaning a bunch of studios passed.

Nobody wants to touch Homestuck even with the Hazbin lady attached to it, and it's probably not surprising. IIRC one guy here even said his bosses learned what happen in post-canon and declined hard.

>>153154458
It's more common than you think. I've accidentally elicited a few meltdowns when I've pointed it out to anons on other boards (mostly /v/). Some of them get weirdly angry about it. I think they feel they've been "tricked" into liking something made by someone they've been told they're not allowed to like. It's a hard feeling for stupid people to deal with. They immediately try to cope by claiming it was made YEARS before Homestuck and has no relation to it whatsoever. It's kind of weird how often this happens and how consistently severe the reaction to this fact is.

>>153154620
>no relation to homestuck

>arguably like 1 of 3 insanely important plot points of the story.

But also yeah. Its like if you showed someone a painting and said "did you like it? it was made by hitler"

People basically think if you dont like someone you cant like anything they have made so they get defensive.

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>>153154650
It helps to remember that these guys don't know anything about Hussie beyond the ANDREW HUSSIE? IS THAT YOU? copypasta and they don't know anything about Homestuck besides "that thing with the gay grey aliens" So to tell them "That thing you see as 'board culture' is actually an important worldbuilding device in that thing you hate made by that guy you also hate" can make a certain kind of person very upset.

>>153154701
>can make a certain kind of person very upset.

dumb babies who poop in their diapers.

Also it sucks because that hussie copy pasta is prettyu good because i hate him but it gets used by idiots.

I don't even know what the fuck hussie did to have such a bad name for himself, I never pay much attention to internet drama but as far as I can tell he didn't like, rape someone

>>153154765
Didn't he?
Which timeline is this...

>>153153602

hello mumblecuck, if you are who i think you are, i distinctly recall you doing nothing of any value during your time in this server. every time you would actually muster the courage to say something in front of the scary gen zees it would be some snide little bitchmade comment because youre too much of a pussy to stand on business anywhere but this thread, apparently, which is hilarious. even in vc you didnt have the stones to do anything but barely mumble which always gave me the image of a greasy obese loser with a bang about 16 years out of date hunched over a screen fantasizing about a reality where you have enough meat on your dick to give you the confidence to power through a social situation that you, for whatever reason, find yourself above, despite being a sad lonely faggot that, i will remind you, had NO friends in that server, because you were a miserable retard and never contributed to anything. shmorg has his problems for sure but at least he has things to say, and at least the things he says aren't the kind of things heard under a 13 year old's breath at thanksgiving. we all thought you were a retarded faggot and would laugh at your "lurking" because it came off as the most egregiously emo loner bullshit i've ever seen, and i cut myself, so thats saying something. you will not be missed homo. you could have made some friends for what i would wager is the first time in your life but you chose to shit your pants over level 2 wokeness that is easily ignored. thoughts and prayers.

>>153154765
well he futzed away 2 million dollars of fan money on projects he didnt know how to manage cause he is, and i feel this is important to remember, a fucking idiot. This same kickstarter project is has in the past decade released 2, soon to be 3, of its 4 parts, with a sequal game that will ALSO have 4 parts.

He also, completly botched a sequal series to homestuck proper, twice, he wasnt directly writing, but that doesnt excuse how terrible it is.

He also tried to kill UHC, you know, the "autistics wet dream" the absolute best resource to experience the content as it was originally, the crown gem of the fandom? Yeah he tried to kill that cause hes petty.

>>153154765
If you ignore idpol stuff, he's a huge pain in the ass to work with and has a habit of getting people to sign NDAs so they can't talk about how much of an incompetent asshole he is. There's a huge writeup about it by one of the guys who worked on the UHC.
https://blog.giovanh.com/blog/2025/08/08/uhc-end/

>>153154789
NTA but god damn this is the best reply.

Idk who these people are but im sure its funnier if i did know.

>153154789
pretty good. that sums up.

>>153154873

i just cant abide by people being tools like that. its the worst kind of cringe because its so bitchmade. you cant complain about people getting easily offended and then chudrage to your favorite board about how someone didnt like a fat joke. its an inconsequential difference of opinion. i have no patience for that kind of hogwash. especially since speaking from experience koro is very kind despite his sensitivities. whats even the point of getting so worked up about all that? as long as theyre not ree-ing out at everyone else for it, which they dont, it genuinely doesnt matter. it feels like some people genuinely come to the cspa discord and then get mad because its not toxic and the people there are normal and not basement dwellers.

What has Hussie written after Homestuck? Surely he's evolved as a writer and his new stuff is much better

>>153154998
I thought psycholonials was decent but I was drunk when I read through it, like really really drunk

>>153154998
he writed and drew the stuff for psycholonials.

>>153154998
i think he wrote Psycholonials and people liked it.
he doesnt write beyond canon.

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>>153153534
Fat bitch jokes are funny when they Involve JohnVris

>>153155277
Offensive.

>>153154998
psycolonials is ok but is mostly about him writing homestuck
I guess theres jesterquest now which is a fun enough return to form
Hussie didnt make everything in homestuck on his own. He needed many artists, musicians and animators to get it done.

>>153155350
>I guess theres jesterquest now which is a fun enough return to form
I thought it was okay, it had it moments that made me laugh but it wasn't quite on the level of problem sleuth. However it did make me laugh at hawk tuah jokes and I fucking hate myself for it

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>>153154470
If a chubby diner clown girl crashed through my wall like the Kool Aid Man I would be unable to control the girth in my pants.

I think getting worked up over a little fat joke is a bit faggy but I don't hate Bw0mny for it or anything.
If my post gets screenshotted please draw more Nellie milkers they were very nice.

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Does she have what it takes to turn Mallum into a man or will he overwhelm her as he makes love like a wild hoofbeast?

>>153155826
big mama never gets overwhelmed sugar!

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>>153152648
whiteboard https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/87020214-5772-4417
https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/87020214-5772-4417
https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/87020214-5772-4417

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>>153155826
GOD DAAAAYYYYYYUUUM

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>discordnigger drama

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honest question but is there a homestuck archive for fan content? I don't mean mspfa but like normal fan art, music, videos, etc. I imagine there's quite a a lot out there and I usually like to have an offline archive for everything nowadays, I had too much stuff disappeared on me to not to do this

>>153155975
It's clear when the discord took over the thread

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i like to think mallum makes weird noises like "knak" or teeth chattering noises. i can see him doing "knak" on picrel

>>153156006

your best bet is to archive shit you see on mspa booru, and the nsfw one too i forgot its name.

>>153152648

This comic is highly satanic because it has trolls aka DEMONS also homersexuals

>>153156006
For fanart there are boorus(mspabooru, rule34stuck and technically also general ones like gelbooru or rule34), for the rest you're shit out of luck but I guess you can get some front for yt-dlp from github like media downloader and download shit from youtube en masse

>>153156006
there actually is an official archive of content even featuring some 4chan 2014-2010 threads1 its on the official homestuck site called homestuck.net just find it

>>153156006
https://archive.homestuck.net/files/

>>153156006
>>153156078(me)
found it for you. here you go
https://homestuck.net/archives.html

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ThIs ThReAd SuCkS mAn! BuT fEaR nOt! Ol GaMzEe BaKeD a NeW oNe JuSt FoR (yOu) MoThErFuCkErS :O)

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>>153155826
HER TITS ARE SO FAT
FUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>153156139
I DAMN THIS THREAD TO FOREVER BEING uNuSED AND DOOMED
IT IS A uSELESS THREAD FOR uSELESS BITCHES

Yeah let's just start talking about your favorite groomcord drama and spamming the catalog, surely the jannies won't nuke us this time

>>153156146
cody absolutely slamming her with the strap on,

>>153152648
I'm not even into homestuck but just because of OP... it might be time I start.
So wtf you guys do in here?

>>153156204
we talk about fan comics, which are very prevelant in the community, post fanart artists draw, talk about the comic (theres a lot of shit to discuss)

general fandom stuff,

Or at least in this thread, engaging in a proxy war over dumb discord drama, which i do not approve of but it is how it is.

Funny how there is yet another anon who has taken the plunge into the homestuck train. I of course would highly suggest it, but im biased.

IF you need any help, just ask in this thread and ill see what i can do :)))

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>>153156078
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>>153156105
FUCK YEAH! Thanks guys, I knew the homestuck fandom was at least gonna be a lot better at archiving stuff than some of the other fandoms I liked, this is going straight into my files with my octopimp shit
>>153156077
I've been doing this for a lot of stuff over the years, I'm often without the internet so having offline copies of stuff is a life saver for me, I just figure now is about the time where I start focusing more on my homestuck archive than my other stuff, I've been meaning to do this for a while now but the sheer volume of stuff always put me off it

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>>153156197
How does he keep getting away with it?

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>>153156204
We talk about John culo

>>153156197
pfff slamming her? if she gets on top cody's getting squished like a goomba.

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>>153156204
Argue about stupid shit, schizo out about esoteric aspects of a webcomic from 15 years ago, post art, get horny, talk about homestuck fanworks, make OC ourselves

>>153156262
Korpus and cody's sex lives are the 2 axis unto which the whole story revolves around. They will both fuck every major character at least once.
>>153156296
Codys a big man, he can handle it.

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>>153156204
Do us a favor and look up a Classpect Quiz, do it and come back to us with the result.

>>153156230
17 years later... better late then never!
okay just lead me to where i can read all the good stuff and also vaguely and yet descriptively tell me about the most important characters that I need to know so I can search art of like who's that hot one with the triangle sunglasses?
>>153156285
woah...

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>>153156298
make OC ourselves

>>153156335
omg hes talking about dirk or bro,, anons please dont laugh. hold it in.

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>>153156341
nta but I make some OC sometimes.

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>>153156385

>>153156312
cody's a fucking twink for gods sake. if nellie goes cowgirl its over for him AND THE BED.

>>153156329
god I hate that quiz, not because it's bad or anything but because usually when I do it I get fucking thief of light

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>>153156417

>>153153635
ohhh i guessed so, ive only ever dm'd so

such a retarded thing to get offended by lmao

>>153156335
Mr kamina sunglasses is a character that pops up 4000 pages in, so if you wanna see him your in for a long haul buddy.

Anyhow, look up the "Unoffical Homestuck Collection" Its an offline program that compiles most of author Andrew Hussies work, has the entirety of homestuck on it, many many accessibility options, and is of course offline which is good. Its a one stop shop for all of your homestuck needs, and if you need more, theres even mods for it!

https://homestuck.github.io/ (Unoffical homestuck collection)
https://homestuck.net/tools/collection-mods.html (mods for said collection)

>>153156335
You can just go onto the official site and read the comic there, though for the optimal experience you might wanna get the unofficial homestuck collection+asset pack for it
https://uhca.carrd.co/
It has Andrew Hussie's other works such as his previous MSPaint Adventures like Problem Sleuth. You can get neat mods(linked on the program's github page), set dark mode, enable "controversial" content that has been removed from the official website and other such cool things

To me, Prisounebound honestly captures the spark of Old Homestuck while still managing to have its own identity, kudos

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>>153156447
>https://homestuck.github.io
>posting the shitty "official" fork(stuck at 2.5.7 version) in a pathetic attempt to coup gio while gio's actual UHC is still in active development and even got a 2.8.0 update a month ago

>>153156495
Too faggoty for that

>>153156520
Wait really???

woah i had no idea!

Sorry to both of you anons, the fact that such a thing happened is crazy! Im still using 2.57 as well! So a big thank you to you as well!

Damn you Hussie,

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>>153156329
give me the truth.....
did I win?

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>>153156374
What is the charge, anonymous? Jacking off to a frat boy? A succulent Texan frat boy?

>>153156575
You are a space player so that's a good thing

>>153156575
dios mio
do NOT get near this guy or a piano will fall on your head

>>153156577
oh that guy just looks sweeet but there's two??

>>153156577

my boner could cut through titanium right now

>>153156565
No problem anon, here's a link just in case
https://github.com/GiovanH/unofficial-homestuck-collection
https://github.com/GiovanH/unofficial-homestuck-collection/releases/tag/v2.8.0

>woah i had no idea!
You can tell what were they going for with that slimy wording
>Originally developed by Bambosh and Giovan_h
As if gio has stopped his work on it when it's blatantly not the case

>>153156575
Space players are important so your ok.

>>153156565
fucking same, how the fuck did I not know this till now

>>153156600
It's complicated(not really but I'm not spoiling shit), best if you just read the webcomic and find out for yourself

>>153156425
That's why we all need to collectively agree to shill for the better and a more thorough quiz
https://homestuck.net/tools/stardustrider-classpect-quiz/

>>153156619
>>153156636
i didnt know because its a covert fucking psy op by the hussnasty and his cabal of vibri-lings to fool the wider homestuck audience that nothing bad has happened, while they fucking take gio out back and try to seal him in the shadow realm.

>>153156590
>>153156599
>>153156621
yep. I won!
>>153156646
I just thought he had a cool buffer alt form all these years.. ALRIGHT I already broke my homestuck hymen by looking at art so ig it's time i finally pop my homestuck cherry for realsies and just read the thing already.
see you guys later!!!

>>153156726
Please comment on your journy, have fun anon :)

>>153156575
i got the same classpect. This is weird, im getting a lot of space lately.

Idk how i feel about that lmao.

Tests are interesting but i always think the best classpect tool is yourself and a bit of story construction of your life.

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Rosebot if she had another 10000 years to wallow in her own ego and self-importance.

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>>153156967

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I have classpect OCD because two classes and 3 aspects fit me pretty well and I can't comfortably settle on one. I've read literally hundreds of pages of treatises about classpecting and pestered AIs with my classpecting neuroses so much I'm pretty sure I'm already on their kill list once the robot uprising happens.

>>153156967
Rosebot if she found the light of Allah(SWT)

>>153157047
Have you considered which of them would be the most neurotic about classpects?

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>>153155921
>All that Dragon Ball
>No Best Boy

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>April
>Current year
>broly posting

>>153156262
Is there an upcropped version? GIS and yandex both fail again.

>>153157276
he wasn't here when we had an entire broly homestuck thread

>>153157295
I was, he is the most forced meme of co since punchline

>>153157288
it on trideserts or moonrunes pixiv iirc

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>>153154765
To summarize things, the bad things Hussie does are:
>extremely bad at managing things, having stated that despite his merch flying off the shelves he didn't see much money
>so bad at managing studios and teams that multiple studios and millions of dollars were flushed down the drain from this
>in addition to being incompetent Hussie is also very hard to work with: barely communicating with people, even members of his team, disrespecting basic artist wishes, or just outright lying to them
>at the same he's super duper controlling of everything: he has threatened legal action people who report on any of this and has tried to take control of things like fan reddits and discords if they badmouthed him
>also has threatened legal action against people sell fan merch and stuff, then later denied he had ever threatened anyone while saying it was his 'legal team' who went after them (said legal team was only just his girlfriend at the time)
>in general is a mix of being a shitty boss while also being kind of this milquetoast mean little nerd

And all of this to just produce really really mediocre shit.

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if only they knew how important this was going to be.

>>153157371
>just produce really really mediocre shit.
Has ANYTHING from official Homestuck been good recently? Not just "okay at best" but like shit that reached old act 4-5 levels of hype and the fanbase agreeing it was good?

>>153157581
>IT'S TURNING INTO CTRL-ALT-DEL
Kek I wonder what that anon thought about the WORDSWORDSWORDS of Act 6.

>>153157581
they truly did not know how good they had it. Those utter fools. Or perhaps it is we who are the fools.

>>153157608
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

>>153157592
In the last ten years the only thing that people liked near unanimously was Jade's pesterquest route.

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>>153157234
A lot of people criticise BC, which is fair in a lot of cases. But Brolee was consistantly one of the most enjoyable and interesting characters in it.
I never saw his character going in the direction they took him after Homestuck ended but somehow they made it work in a way that doesn't feel forced.

>>153157288
Tridesert's blog. He's drawn a surprising amount of Cody.

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'Naya my beloved.

An alternate Dave appearing to Dave in the Rape Act and acting really fucked up about some sexual misdeed that happened in his timeline, but he never actually says what it was, then he dies and Dave wonders if he got raped and who raped him from then on

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>>153157711
i like how both moon and desert do both nsfw and sfw, its pretty cool

>>153157738
artist?

what thing do yall use to share mp4?
im trying to send one but its too big for 4chan

>>153158326
catbox

>>153158206
that mouth with this artstyle is actually fucking spooky

>>153158068
God I love Dani so much she's beautiful. I'm excited to see what Crowpiss has in mind for Mass Appeal. It's wild how we have (to my knowledge) three separate drawfags in these threads making their own fanventures.

Have some Danis.
https://files.catbox.moe/45o2ua.png
https://files.catbox.moe/f4xz8i.png

>>153154417
>TSO is frankly 2000s edgy trash.
I can't believe we got people in this thread who don't like TSO what has happaned to the /co/ fandom

>>153158379
I'm carefully studying every lame Homestuck fan who comes here so I can rock their world in a couple years. It’s like a clearing with a watering hole that prey animals come to, and Im an emaciated lion with a jetpack

>>153158372
Theres moon and tri so and crowpis, so i guess that is 3. Huh, funny how that happens, shows the power of the fans.

https://files.catbox.moe/5wbvo1.mp4
kino

>>153158379
i just dont think its that funny, like im not gonna call sacrilege or whatever, but mehhh, it just got me kinda bored.

SWBAHJ Is a parody of those types of web comics by turning the shittiness up to a thousand,

TSO is just that but without the added shittiness.

>>153156967
narrative will dance upon a time
between the canon bible and apocrypha sequels
a little girl see trough the story, and find a green sign
she is arrogant with dark class and really inmature,
exactly how i like them to be, that is for sure,
with belive in is eyes, she make the green ligther,
the green sun born, perhaps she is a writer,
now i am death, my master in dubiously canonicity
hoping that god rewrite the canon with true authenticity
good luck little girl, master of the violoncello,
one day you will reborn as the new king in yellow

>>153158478
Hey buddy you wanna spellcheck your work a bit.

>>153158372
Im skeptical

>>153158683
now i am spellchecking and i have to say, there is more mistakes than i was expecting, yikes, well i guess this is a lesson about not posting without rereading my work, thanks anon

>>153158683
should i capitalize "the canon bible" in this context, pardon my ignorance

how long is too long for a fanfic sex scene
asking for a friend

>>153159015
>implying every /hsg/ post isnt blasphemy already

>>153158865
Narrative will dance upon a time
between the canon bible and apocryphal sequels
a little girl sees through the story and found a green sign,
she is arrogant with dark class and really inmature,
exactly how I like them to be, that is for sure,
with belief in her eyes, she makes the green brighter
and the green sun rise, perhaps she is a writer,
now i am dead, my master in dubious canonicity
hoping that God rewrite the canon in true authenticity,
good luck, little girl, master of the violoncello,
one day you will be reborn as the new King in Yellow.

>>153159108
sauceeee this is heartbreaking

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God Bored and did another Dani edit

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My body needs more Dani to edit her in pics.

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>>153159897
could u place her somewhere here or is it not enough space

>>153160047
>Gacha

I threw up, so no

>>153156030
he makes bagder type noises. it checks.
badger badger.... mushroom...

>>153160076
"but dani is a gacha fag"
still no

HSG, I did something I'm not too proud of. Earlier today at the
pharmacy, there was a really great sale on this cheap shampoo,
so Idecided I was going to buy a container. However, as I was
about to take one and head to the cashier, I saw a rather large
group of green shampoo containers. The soap inside was nearly
the exact same color as sopor slime. I have this fantasy about
being a troll for a day, and that fantasy includes sleeping in a
recuperacoon. In a fit of desperation to fulfill my dream, i
bought all the tubes of green shampoo. The cashier gave me a
very strange look and I began to regret my decision, but the
deed was done. I sped home and then took the shampoo up to
my bathroom. I emptied all the bottles into my bathtub, being
sure to plug it up first. I threw the empty bottles out, stripped
naked, and eased myself into the tub. It wasn't completely filled
up with the slime, but it smelled amazing, like green tea
almost. I stayed in there for what seemed like forever, just
thinking about being a troll. I even masturbated in the fake
sopor, pretending my dick was a bone bulge. It was only when I
went to get out of the tub that I realized what I had done. How
was I going to rinse all this soap off my body? How was I going
to wash it out of the bathtub? I'm writing this still half covered
in the stuff. Help, HSG

>>153160110
Oh this looks rather silly so far!!! Lets see...
>"...I even masturbaded...."

Aaaand it got weird. good lord anon!

>>153160110
Holy shit, new sharpie bath story.

Send pics of the tub nigga

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>>153160167

>>153160110
I swear ive seen this one before

Bro why is here so slow.

I am void

>>153152648
Johns ass?
Terezi’s property.

>>153160827
use your void powers to make a epic milkshake for me ol' mate.

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Okay /hsg/, I got a challenge for you: post off-model fanart that you actually LIKE, not just el goblino abominations.

>>153161357
how off model? i would post that dirk and roxy animation of them saying sha-sha-sha shabooya and then singing but im on phone. that roxy has a massive 4head

>>153161430

Where are you posting from anon? At your job? The job you have at the gay sex factory?

>>153161357
don't have any but I really like seeing art of jade being the lankiest beta kid and also with a farmer's tan

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>>153162408
>>153162470

Yes, this is peak

>>153162491
jade with some sort of asian/tanned appearence to her is always something i quite enjoyed.

And i think it ads a bit of "diversity" into the kids designs without like, making dave or rose black, which, frankly just doesnt seem incredibly fitting.

Anything of note happen in that sequel or is it still shit?

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>>153152648
BUILT for Dave.

>>153162571

Dirk got raped by John, then has a bunch of angst because he came while it happened.

>>153162834
sauce pls :)

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>>153162571
Recently they released the [S] page 8R8K and after that they introduced three new characters on Deltritus and it's genuinely fun to read their antics so far.

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I can't wait for Dani's Gatcha Modus to fuck her over during an important moment.

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>>153162848
>Dirk got raped by John
he did WHAT to my moirail???

>>153162988

He gaped him. Gaped him hard. John did the gapey thing and Dirk involuntarily ejaculated when John called him a dirty faggot.

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>>153163127
I think
I think I hate john. I might have to fight this guy

>>153162888
The artist of John culo.
https://x.com/ilovedoggirls/status/1979762436292108653

>>153163247

When John came in Dirk's ass and shouted BUSTIN MAKES ME FEEL GOOD I stood up and clapped

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>>153163489
Sorry Dirk, your self insert is a FAG

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fuck my life

>>153163906
It's almost here why did you wait so long? You had so much time to get a ticket. It's 30 bucks for both days that's nothing even if you're on neetbux.

>>153163927
I didn't even know I had to buy a ticket till now. I've only ever been to a facebook hetalia meetup and that was just a free for all. I figured it'd be like that
guess I'll finally read all those fics anons have posted in these threads instead
to those going, I'll be there in spirit

>>153163955
Don't worry about it anon, I couldn't go either because most homestuck events are in the us which I guess make sense, literally the only reason I'd go on a trip there is to go to something like this

>>153163955
reading that 63k unfinished rose dave fic? man that shits a monster, i have been reading it every night before bed myself, and man its big!

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Why did Ellith get a storybook princess gown for her dreamself while Nellie got slutwear?

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>>153164610
Stacked bitch.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mpreg

"john with his egbert out."

>>153153801
Tauhid is a great artist. Shame he decided he needed that bottomless Jordan Peele money.

>>153163906
I live in Boston and a comfortable jaunt to this convention with merchandise and food would have cost me $800. Seems a little ridiculous of a location to hold the event.

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>>153161357
I really dig trolls with animalistic features taken from their zodiac symbols.
>Feferi and Eridan taking after aquatic animals
>Nepeta with a fluffy feline tail
>Tavros with a cow tail and cow ears(and also a nose ring while we're at it)
And so on.

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>>153164610
>>153164644
offensively erotic landwhale, I need her crushing my pelvis with her might

>>153165438
AINT NO FUCKIN WAY officus is built like that.

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>>153163987

>>153165438
God I want to fold Renity in half and fuck her to death

>>153164610
Because ellith is a sweet modest princess who deserves nothing but the best

>>153152752
NoSpacesLikeBonesTitles

>>153165904
So sad she will die of Ligma...

>>153166041
idgi

>>153166197
who tf is ellith

>>153166237
you should say "who tf is steve jobs?" as a call back, but this is funnie still.

>>153166201
Nobody does. It isn't funny.

>>153166276
67
7

>>153166272
that was the idea

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I need to kill Andrew Hussie with my bare hands for never expanding on Rainbow Drinkers besides a shitty Twilight reference and just dropping that Alternia has zombies and never elaborating.

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>>153152648
What does it say about me that when I first saw the clown hands that I thought it was a pair of delicate womanly hands.

>>153166711
uhhh if you didnt said that i also would think it was just a lady putting the pies to cool in the window. i think its a common misconception.

>>153166711
You fell for the joke as intended.

>>153152648
Dork donk

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>>153166890
But who is it built for?

>>153167080
/hsg/ isn't ready to hear this but Feferi.

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>>153167710
>John and Feferi defeat Jane and take Crockercorp
>rebrand it to be blue instead of red
>turn it back into a baking product company
>with ingredients that have healing and life-restoring properties from Feferi's powers
>with Dad's face on the boxes for a wholesome family image

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>>153167636
Chubby chaser Dave

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Goodnight /hsg/

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Until now I haven't even considered what a clusterfuck the incipisphere must be in these extra-big sessions.

>>153152648
>>153153400
>>153156285
Hahaha, great joke!
Got some more? Just for laughs.

>>153168577
stop jerking off.

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>>153168188
Oh shit I never played that yet

I wonder if you can have so many players the carapicians have to chain up another moon satellite for more dream rooms

>>153168666
Anon what have you done
that anon is going to read your post WHILE jerking off
Anon will reply to your post WHILE jerking off
Anon is now jerking off to you

what a great skill to witness. jerking off and typing on the keyboards. how does he do it...

>>153168183
its just 2pm for me but i did had my sleepy time.

>>153169136
types with his feet, duh

>>153169221
the sollux method i see.

>>153169496
why is it the sollux method? i feel like hed type with his psyoniics

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>>153152648
Can someone post that meme where Derek is looking at a bunch of race swapped characters and asks "who are you people?"

>>153168710
I assume the absolute possible upper limit of players on a single planet would be 144 or mayyybe 168 if you include Lords and Muses, so the question is if we can comfortably fit so many towers on a single moon.