Thoughts on becoming a deck-hand on a ship

>>220730061
I swabbed ur moms poopdeck

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AAAAAAAA

How's my jeet impression? https://voca.ro/1n80xFIL5Kl0

https://youtu.be/MbMPpscntis
wonder if any of this shit is ever actually gonna get built

No more alcohol

just gets to a point.where too tired to poo

>>220730069
Women don't poop

>Oh hey there big guy

>>220730079
https://voca.ro/1lvTaoFarGwg
bruh how you gon live around them niggas and not be able to impersonate them

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>>220730080
love looking into the abandoned buildings across from the amtrak platform

anyway to answer your question, the 2nd tier soccer team Sacramento republic just got a big funding boost or contract or whatever for the stadium in the railyard location and theyre bumping up their capacity from 15(?) to 20,000 people, and the city is planning to bring in a bunch of restaurants and entertainment adjacent areas around it.

90s tv shows really loved psychedelic mind altering plots like where the character's perception gets messed by drugs or mind altering aliens. not sure why they seemed to really like these plots so much more relative to other decades

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Would you eat it?

https://voca.ro/1hpegAHRxbEn

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>>220730035
>Peaky Blinder edition
im literally wearing my cool wool hat right now

>>220730090
and now your as of yet unmentioned scots sidekick says to you as you both await the end in some charred ruins 'et's ben a plaisure shettin' under ye, sir'

>>220730113
Lmfao

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>>220730119
i know the stadium and hospital are likely to be built
think they also built few new apartment buildings already over there
what i doubt is it ever actually looking like this

>>220730170
haha fuck no, theyre flattening all the nature thats left there for housing/development

Fucking beaner namefag

What the hell is xantham gum and why is it in everything

I'm something of a gooning hipster. For example I always thought Anne Hathaway was still hot but now the normies have found out she's still hot and they're annoying about it. I also knew about Elle Fanning's ass before anyone else did. There are even smalltime reddit whores I've seen get big enough on Onlyfans to where people besides me know about them. It takes the fun away honestly. These days I have to pretty much goon exclusively to girls from B horror movies on Tubi and browsing tumblr for slutty hipster girls from 2013.

Why does all British food look like vomit on a plate? Churchill isn't the Prime Minister anymore and you aren't currently being bombed by Germany. You don't have to live like that anymore.

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The weak should fear the strong

>>220730207
Me I'm a straightforward man of simple tastes. A vagina for my penis and some boobies is all I need
I guess

>>220730227
A real world vagina is hard to come by these days. Not many people can afford that kind of expense. Us working folk have to make do

>>220730207
Anon trying to gatekeep cooming

>>220730258
>Not many people can afford that kind of expense
they do if they utilize your moms services

>>220730274
Done 'im

what if i load up the fucking blunt would ya'll be down with it

Interesting fact of the day: Benjamin Franklin was so worldly that he was the first person in the west to talk about tofu in the written form

>>220730143
Zoomy ass accent

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Why are they like this bros?

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watching tornado coverage out of kansas city

>>220730331
Demons

the problem with western religion nowadays is that it doesn't stand for anything

>>220730331
Based, boomer chud btfo she won't make that mistake again

the problem with Canada nowadays is that youre 85% likely to be posting with jeets

>>220730341
you can just say youre an atheist and move along bro
dont drag us into your degeneracy

if you don't stand for anything, you're sitting

>>220730351
https://voca.ro/1cChSXhjsQNq

me I'm shitting

>>220730341
In the past religion was the primary driver of everything. People used to fight massive wars over religion. And religious institutions determined geopolitics. Now it's just like you go to church a few times a year & otherwise it has no real impact on your life

You know the Pope is really soft on crime it's a really incredible thing how soft Pope Leo is GUESS HE JUST LOVES CRIME is the thing you know I'm not a big fan of Pope Leo he wants Iran to have a nuclear weapon and he's very weak...

the driver of today is money

christiany is just another tool in the jews belt

>>220730370
Based, fuck that old faggot pedophile

>>220730331
Troons are unironically extremely violent both in terms of killing others and themselves. Mentally ill individuals being fed psychoactive and hormonal medications in addition to a groomer online echo chamber isn't a recipe for success.

>>220730136
what's the pudding type formation on the left?

you zoomers give jews a lot of credit

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drake n josh ahhh nigga

>>220730386
They really should just be put into asylums. They are a danger to themselves and others.

>>220730370
I mean the Catholic Church is not exactly the best judge of character when they were covering up child sex abuse and fascist parties in Europe

>>220730385
>fuck that old faggot pedophile
Erm, which one?

P-P-PINKY UP! UP

>>220730390
Saying Christianity is a jew psy-op, especially before the late 1800s, just proves you are historically illiterate. Every time you see someone saying this you know they are a historylet.

>>220730398
the catholic church was very anti-nazi (mit brennender sorge)
i agree re: child sex abuse, tho

Why does the pope love crime so much bros? Apparently he wants drugs and illegal migrants to flood America's cities.

>>220730412
The wrong brother was chosen as Pope

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>Grandpa finally comes home
>we shoot the shit for a bit and have a good time over a beer before I leave
>"So how many girls did you bring over?"
>Immediately reply "None" after a small chuckle
>Smile disappears immediately, says "That's disappointing" before changing the subject

history is worthless to study, its just waiting to answer a jeopardy question nobody asks

>>220730411
>the catholic church was very anti-nazi (mit brennender sorge)
They were half and half. A lot of there anti-nazism too was just them in general resisting the encroachment of the state onto their own turf. for centuries the Vatican had warred with monarchs eroding the power of the church

>>220730411
Not true Pope Pius XI maintained the neutrality of the church to save his ass

khruanghbin if you want entry tier introduction to indochinese surf rock and funk

listen to people everywhere (still alive)

>>220730331
it turns out the troon complex branches from the same tree as the school shooter complex and these two can manifest in combination

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>>220730426
No, the Catholic church was very anti Nazi and Catholic Germans didn't vote for the Nazis.

>>220730422
n**** gramps was unliadin' into wenchoid assholes evry chance he got at your age

wat ye bin daein

The summit of a moids life is penetrating a vagina. Moids are so pathetic it's unreal

Did anyone notice how after the tranny started posting surf rock post punk spam, everyone else started talking about that shit music every day sincerely? Was this the end goal?

just masturbated to a woman delivering a church sermon

>>220730412
He's a Chicago liberal. They are the stupidest people in the city

>>220730443
I was just pointing out that a lot of their anti-nazism was also motivated by just the general resistance to the increasing power of the modern state . I didn't deny many were anti-nazi.

>>220730412
Illegal immigrant chicano trash are the Church's main customer base. He's just playing to his audience

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>>220730035
Why do I look at that and inmediately think of Peaky Blinders? Is something about the cut? How is that different from lets say the way Lenin dressed?

>america first "Christians" when the pope tells them to stop fighting for israel

>>220730446
>wat ye bin daein
I don't live in 1960s Phoenix I live in 2020s Phoenix

>>220730468
>just the general resistance to the increasing power of the modern state
No it wasn't. And anti Catholic persecution in Germany goes back way before. Bismarck and the Kulturkampf was also explicitly anti Catholic

I am sick

>>220730519
that sucks don't die or whatever

>>220730494
>anti Catholic persecution in Germany goes back way before. Bismarck and the Kulturkampf was also explicitly anti Catholic
That just further proves my point. Their anti-nazism was as much about self-preservation and securing their own power against the increasing power of the state.
Again the vatican had for centuries warred against secular rulers expanding power. No shit they'd be opposed to a dictatorial state with its own mythos that doesn't respect their power

im not a catholic but the idea that rome was pro-nazi is historical wrong

>>220730541
Nigga are you aware of this event called the Protestant Reformation?

cowabunga dudes

are the nba hooptyball shootiehoop teams that are on top off their standings during the regular season considered favorites for the play-offs?
been watching some blackmanball lately

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bro Im dead

LMAO

>>220730561
Radical

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqBcT3L4iXo

everybody gone surfing
surfing c.u.m.

>install game on Windows
>Run game
>Black screen
>Crashes to desktop
>Critical Error:Farting Anus 32.DLL is missing

>>220730577
tubular

>>220730594
bells

>>220730569
Why is Jared Leto his sidekick?

what if jesus appeared again and said trans rights

>>220730424
actually it’s the process of answering questions that you didn’t know you needed to ask.

>>220730623
surf rights are human rights

>>220730559
Yeah what about it, not an argument

>>220730623
make sure he's not kidding. haha

>im not a catholic but
this nigga a papist fr fr

Did you know that Pikmin 1 actually can run natively in Windows without modification and is the only Nintendo game on the GameCube to be able to do that?

>>220730623
What if Jesus came back as a tranny and chuds killed him, food for thought

I never liked Pikmin

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>the last nevergoon minion on earth heard a coom at the door

>>220730653
didja know that the Y button on Gamecube is the most satisfying controller button to press.

monkaS

>>220730675
Y?

Eating 5 eggs with mozzarella cheese. It's a big meal but very nutritious and probably my last food for the day.

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>gamecube controller

gamecube controller is legit the best controller ever made

>amtrak is $50 cheaper than a flight
>takes 5x as long

>>220730729
comfier tho, I'd rather see scenery at ground level then form the sky

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The best controller ever made is actually this one

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from*

>>220730703
mozzadell? fuggedaboudit!

>>220730744
It looks fat

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>>220730744
no

>>220730744
Facts.

Kinda on topic but I want to get an OG xbox to play Halo 2 online through that newish service. Peak vibes.

>>220730693
because of its perfect position relative to your thumb and the shape of the button.

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>>220730758
slim compared to its older brother

Thinking of sex-pilling the dick with the hand-stroke strategy.

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>>220730771
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/brit/ tier post

>>220730791
Kino. I have mine too but it's broken. Gives a weird error code

>>220730791
fucking hueg

>>220730803
Bad hard drive?

just popped a delicious oreo into my mouth

Need to see a doctor

Can't keep my hand out of my pants with all these anime girls on my screen

>>220730827
if i had a dime for every ailment i could afford a large fast food combo meal.

>>220730827
dr. chud here what's ailing you?

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My collection is rather modest, any recommendations?

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MY MOOOOOOTHER WAAAAAAAAAAAS A TAILOR
SHE SEWWWWWWWWED MY NEWWWWWWWWW BLUE JEANS
MY FAAAATHER WAAAAAAAAAAS a gaaaaaamblin man
down
in newwww orleans

This is major chud to ground control
The stars look very fake
And the face of god's no different todaaay

what do you call a fish with no eyes?
fsh.

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>>220730827
gotcha senpai

>>220730194
Texturizing agent. Don't eat it.
>why is it in everything
Because nobody gives a fuck about your health, if they can have their epic BBQ sauce more creamy feeling then they would put literal cancer cells in it if thats what worked.

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>>220730827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkJOZOOXJWk

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Some more in addition to the other picture

senorita

>>220730838
Gallstones

>>220730850
bubsy

>>>/vg/563569557

>>220730879
What could possibly go wrong?

>>220730885
gaysonnnnnnnn

I bet if you tallied up the total numbers Asians and Blacks have the most prostitutes. How come that?
Blacks make sense because they're poor, but why asians

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>gayson uses training wheels runelite

>>220730898
There's sixty trillion of them

>>220730898
bro are you retarded? Concubines and prostitutes are to asia like hamburgers and
the fourth of july are to americans

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not much else you can do

>>220730850
Ninja Gaiden 2, MK Deadly Alliance

>>220730898
oh yea i remember looking for prostitutes in america and pretty much just sexy ass asian girls

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she gock on my poon till i mpreg

>>220730898
probably 90% of Asians are poor

>>220730921
Right, I know that, i'm asking why

>>220730929
me on the right
you on the left

>>220730933
Buddhism is to blame

Job interview went well, they'll respond on Wednesday after they get through all the candidates.

>>220730944
Really hope you get that burger king shift manager job, buddy

>>220730933
poverty

I remember in high school there was one couple where the guy was a ftm and the girl mtf. weird as hell

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>>220730933
its the oldest profession in the world, and most recently it was the only way for japanese to make ends meet immediately following the the end of the pacific theater

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>>220730929
cuntboy shit is so nasty. women are fucking gross man

ftm troons are fucking nasty as fuck except the ones that arent that dont take hormones

>>220730944
>working for the man
man i thought you were cool

>>220730950
>burger king shift manager job
It's actually an office position
>>220730960
>>working for the man
I AM the man.

>>220730951
Plenty of poor regions that arent known for prostitution tho

>>220730944
sorry bro, they already hired ranjeet for half your pay

if women really want to be men why dont they work and provide for me while i do the dishes or something

>>220730967
lmao wut

what do you think SEA's chief industry is?

>>220730953
Shit, i got that mixed up other way around

>>220730966
>Yeah hi I would like to schedule an appointment with Rick

>>220730975
>what do you think SEA's chief industry is?
Yeah, I know
My point was that there's other regions of the world that are poor that dont all whore themselves out to that extent. so why are asians such massive whores

>>220730966
Oh wow, burger king corporate? Tell them to bring back the Halloween burger

>>220730967
you know we have prostitutes as well right? well, more like porn stars.

>>220730992
>there's other regions of the world that are poor that dont all whore themselves out
name them so I can laugh at you

>>220730998
Yeah of course. Why do you keep asking me stupid rhetorical questions

>>220730998
nevada does officially have prostitutes, and I guarantee theyve unreported in the rest of the country

phwoar

dat pooberg was kittington-sized

was it nae

>>220731000
>name them so I can laugh at you
I said to the same extent. Obviously you can find whores everywhere, but there being more in one region over another points to there being some cultural difference that produces it rather than purely economic reasons

>>220730995
>burger king corporate
I lived in a Burger King, I don't work for one.
>>220730992
>there's other regions of the world that are poor that dont all whore themselves out to that extent.
You only think this because you've never been anywhere else. Your mind would be blown by how whorish Africans and Latinx are.

>>220730780
I liked this one unless the game called for regular use of the black and white buttons. Those were uncomfortable. If the game rarely called for them it wasn't an issue. The pad itself was fine for me.

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>>220731012
>I guarantee theyve unreported in the rest of the country
really? You think so?

>>220731007
because you keep asking the same question.

>>220731012
we have them here as well but they are disguised as strippers and cabaret dancers.

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>they dont have them in other regions
>w-well they do but they emigrated there!
>PURELY SOCIOECONOMIC FACTORS

>>220730866
turok evolution is based one of the first games i played as a kid but you could play all those games on emulator with better resolution

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i will forever curse the man who posted this image without giving the source

>>220731033
You're talking to yourself at this point and creating a debate out of nothing related to anything i said

>>220731035
Please do note that the OG Xbox is one of the few consoles that isn't emulatable. They've tried but it uses some sort of weird modified version of Windows 2000 to execute its commands

how come a whore receiving money for sex is illegal but a whore receiving money for a porn video is legal

>>220731054
name the places you think dont have prostitution

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>first game its 10 - 32 in the fist few minutes and im at the top of the score board
>second game its 30 - 68 and im at the top of the score board again

fuck halos match making fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! stop giving me retards for teammates!!!!!

it's always the dumbest mother fucking faggots that always get rewarded. fuck this gay ass normalfag world

>>220731060
I never said there were places without prostituion. There's prostitution everywhere in every city on the planet
You're having a shadow-boxing argument in your own mind

>>220731056
those star wars games and turok arent xbox exclusives

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>>220731074
thats exactly what you said

>>220731057
i thought shooting porn was only legal in certain states

>>220731074
okay which regions arent known for prostitution?

>>220731081
ai said its generally legal in all states

bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks

>>220731078
A majority of my collection is though so what's your point?

>>220731079
Are you a woman? I don't do this nit picking weird form of conversation
I obviously didnt literally mean there are zero prostitues. just that relatively speaking there are certain regions that are way more known for prostituion

>>220731061
>>220731065
you guys are very alike, you're gritting your teeth and yelling "why not me?! I'M the cool guy!" i don't say this as a criticism, you both need to *relax*. those lame-o teammates were having fun after work, it's monday. you get lucky when you're smiling and enjoying life. count back from five. breathe. it's just today. and you can join us in contentment.

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CAN'T STOP LISTENING TO THIS SOOOOOOOOOOONGGGGGG

https://youtu.be/3cgq0OWrsdI

>>220731096
reply to this >>220731086

>>220731099
slit your throat

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>Turok Evolution
>Not Seeds of Evil

>if I keep deflecting and denying my own posts, I can win this argument

>>220731095
are you retarded

>>220731099
kys whore

i never beat seeds of evil, most i got was to the last level

>>220731115
Are you? Did you get that way over time or were you just born that way?

sneeds of evil

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well?

>>220731086
I have no idea.
The U.S and Western Europe (Besides maybe Netherlands) I don't think of as major prostitution hubs, at least as compared to a whore capitol like Thailand
Feels like you are very much trying to force a debate on something. no idea why, . Maybe you need to jerk off or exercise

>>220731108
>>220731116
was it something i said? lmao

>>220731132
>I have no idea.
then why did you say this >>220730967
you make a claim but the claim has no basis. this is nonsense.

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>europe doesnt have prostitution
lol
LMAO even

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>The U.S and Western Europe (Besides maybe Netherlands) I don't think of as major prostitution hubs,

>>220731132
>Western Europe doesn't have prostitution
Amsterdam literally has a square with legalized prostitution where you can view the woman in the window

>>220731132
>The U.S
That's because we do it through OF retard

>>220731132
Have you never heard of porn, MFC, and onlyfans?

>I will never sing karaoke with a cute girl
I'm so tired bros

>>220731158
I wrote "besides Netherlands"
>>220731147
I didn't say there was zero prostituion. your like some jewy nit picking lawyer trying to pick apart every little thing. yeah some regions of the world have relatively less prostitution than others, but as i said you can find prostitues in every city on the planet

>>220731091
I remember reading that it's only legal in California and New Hampshire. This was ten years ago so maybe something changed.

I'm thinking of organizing a karaoke event

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in SLO prostitution is decriminalized but not legal. The most famous whorehouse in the cunt is/was at the foot of pic related

>>220731128
i can take on 4 women at once
*sucks their gocks*

>>220731189
prositution isnt legal in california. You can go to strip clubs I think but who-oars are a no go

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What's happening?

>>220731209
Pendejo.

>>220731205
i'm talking about filming porn not prostitution

>>220731061
Which halo are you playing? I don’t have this problem in halo 2 anniversary

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>>220731218

king rat has told me in no uncertain terms that I can never be on the fence again

>>220731218
dios mio. enjoy, guy!

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>>220731216
No hablo Espanol

>>220731185
you can daaance, you can jiiive…

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>>220731233
Not bad for $2

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>lose pistol round

>>220731248
I fucking hate that song

>>220731238
you spend so much time there it's odd that you haven't

>>220731226
mcc

>>220731261
cunt

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Off to the jungle tomorrow

>>220731265
>I want to spend less time exercising, to eat less, and weigh less.
Run and swim more, lift less

>>220731255
did you know pistol is a Slavic, Czech word? I thought it was like Spanish until recently, but no the root piš- (in pištola), means 'the blowing of the wind'

>>220731218
needs coriander

Anyways, my theory is that strict face cultures have a greater tendency towards accepting whores

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>>220731265
you already look really good. don't change anything youre perfect

>>220731263
I know enough to get by, I have to take real lessons

>>220731271
You meeting the aussie chick?

>>220731286
They normally only put that on al pastor and birria tacos

>>220731270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEjLoHdbVeE

How do spics tell when someone is asking for a revolver pistol v.s saying they are going to return somewhere

>>220731296
Maybe in October, we are now down to monthly messages, she just likes me to get away from her parents

>>220731308
that's a shame, it's nice with beans too

robot too is a Czech word. It means something like 'unpaid feudal laborer'

>>220731310
revolver and devolver sound different

>>220731333
But revolver is also a verb used for return

>>220731276
Good idea. I don’t do any cardio currently and it’d probably improve my health to incorporate some in my routine.
>>220731294
I think I look fine, just a little too bulky. I want a thinner, more androgynous look.

>>220731328
I know that one from reading Rossum's Universal Robots, which was written by a czech author . i belive it was the 1st sci fi story to use robot as a term for an inorganic human

>>220731339
no it mean to mix or move things around

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loser said ez after a game i replied with "so is your mom"

>>220731361
fucking based

>>220731356
Pretty sure it can mean that but it also means to return, depending on the usage/context

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cute

>>220731361
bodied that freak

>>220731376
whycome she pink doe

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>>220731361
sent that nigga to the shadow realm

>lifting weights
>not doing cardio
this is how you get a heart attack

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>>220731389
she's very easily flustered

I fucking HATE SEAGULLS!!!

swedish niggas be like
"eek, a bird!"

I don't want to go work overnight
I want to fall asleep by midnight and wake up with the sunrise

>>220731400
That’s the plan

>>220731419
You wouldn't say that to a gulls face

>>220731424
you want 5 hours and 45 minutes of sleep?

>>220731410
Women really say this shit

>>220731440
I've literally screamed in probably six dozen gull's faces, for trying to steal a pizza I'm trying to enjoy by the shoreside or whatever.

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>>220731419
Be like your bothers in the Faroes

>>220731449
by midnight, not at midnight

>>220731419
i never used to see seagulls here as a child, we're 35 miles inland, but now you've got flocks of them. Everyone says they're river gulls, but I'm not so sure cause they sound the same to me! They've never been bastards to me like say swans tho.

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I
I WISH YOU COULD SWIM
LIKE DOLPHINS
LIKE DOLPHINS CAN SWIM
though nothing
COULD KEEP US TOGETHER
WE CAN BEAT THEM
FOREVER AND EVER
OH WE CAN BE HEROES
just for one daaay

>>220731372
i'm not gonna pretend i'm the rae but in my 30 years of speaking the language i have never hear someone use that way

>>220731474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8g_j5y2OK4

So tired

>>220731490
same

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>>220731485
'sup fren

>>220731485
*throws a paper airplane at you*

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>>220731460
Holy mother fucker

>>220731481
it should mean to return again, or return back since volver is return & adding re to a word means to do something again
Your language is primitive and subhuman

it happened again, i peed too hard and a fart came out and little nugget of poo came out with it, you hate to see it

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>>220731460
what the fuck, man

>>220731460
Calling PETA

>>220731520
The poo came out of your wiener?

Package should be arriving tomorrow

>>220731536
Yeah up your rear end, you queef

White stuff coming out the top of my penis. Never seen this before, freaking out. What am I supposed to do with it?

>>220731536
got a package for ya right here
*grabs my crotch*

I drank so much chinese coffee that I’m bob dylan

>>220731540
>>220731545
Rude

>>220731536
whatcha getting? if it's not a toy, i may not care, but say on.

I'm going craaaaaaaaaaaaaazy

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>>220731547

>>220731565
that's my wife

>>220731561
A mechanical keyboard. I can't stop buying them i have like 5 now

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does anyone else remember when target decorated their stores with domo for halloween?

>>220731564
This guy's looney tunes batshit strait jacket freaking nuts and bolts!

>>220731579
2008? what was domo anyway?

>>220731576
oh that's still cool. i need that physical feedback too. once you've had one, nothing else feels right.

guess youtube is just gonna recommend me 70's philippines soul music now

>>220731509
i didn't create the language i just speak it

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slay the spire is very fun
i like to play the ironclad because hes big and strong

Moving to Belgium soon. What should I enjoy here while I still can?

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>>220731587
>2008?
yeah
>what was domo anyway?
>the official brown, box-shaped, furry monster mascot of Japan’s public broadcaster NHK

>>220731616
why the hell would you willingly move to belgium? Brussels is a dump

>>220731616
freedom

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>>220731616
enjoy not seeing arabs everywhere and not being woken up every morning to calls of prayer from a mosque

>>220731637
My muslim neighbor complained about my roosters waking him up. I wanted to tell him he ought to be thankful, but I wasn't home