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imagine him doing that except instead of a statue of a man its my penis haha
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finna make carnitas even though ive never been so far as having seen a mexican irl in me loife!
heems for this emotional feeling?
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Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
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jenny from the block is a generational win
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>fedor lost to bader
>bader lost to jones
no one has defeated jon jones besides numbers
>12-6
>.08
>13%
Jon Jones is the GOAT. Gay? yes, but thats what makes him scarier.
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Cold open p good

https://youtu.be/j5YiY2dVNqg
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>>153219518
>lopes by heem
>bsd by ground tko
>fiziev by split decision
>tai by heem
>salkilld by decision
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https://x.com/octagonupdate/status/2017625514014323159
how do you say its over in your country
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ME PEEPIN TOMS!!! HE GOT BOTH OF ME PEEPIN TOMS!!!
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justin > paddy > king green > fiziev
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>>153221145
If that’s actually him he’s not fighting in 2026
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>>153221145
wtf I didnt even know he was sick
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>>153221145
in many ways it never began
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>>153221175
it's not him
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How do you say greased up bacon bussy in your country
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>>153221189
Hey man how are you
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>>153221213
kek jdm reminds me of reek
completely mind broken by the dagestani
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>>153221189
its his long lost brother rahman shavkotov
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>>153221238
>>153221185
>>153221145
>what one night with Skanko does to a mofo
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Volkdaddy is so sexy when he is breeding his playpig
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Alexander Volkanovski vs. Diego Lopes
Dan Hooker vs. Benoit Saint Denis
Rafael Fiziev vs. Mauricio Ruffy
Tai Tuivasa vs. Tallison Teixeira
Quillan Salkilld vs. Jamie Mullarkey
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The Volbussy? Spanked, spunked, caulked and semented by Slamdaddy I'm afraid
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>>153221145
>>153221185
Why do Muslims have such weak legs?
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you need high fight iq to appreciate how well volk fights
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Oh dear

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/151390861/#q151391026
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>>153221282
KWAB! 2025 was a TERRIBLE year for piggies...
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Volk got caught (10 days notice off the couch)
Piggyslam got his boy pussy DOMINATED
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>>153221257
lopes
bsd
fiziev
tuivasa
salkild
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>>153221273
Why do piggies have such weak orbs?
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>>153221257
>Alexander Volkanovski
>Benoit Saint Denis
>Rafael Fiziev
>Tallison Teixeira
>Quillan Salkilld
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Umm guru sistas? I thought it was clear as day Poolk heckin won!
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>*wins the story and the long-term war*
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>>153221257
Lopes
Hooker
Fiziev
Tuivasa
Salkilld
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Nobody get heempiggies oinking like the PFP no.1
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>t-the bloodyelbow said i won.....
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>>153221355
Islam won 49-46 and any other card is wrong
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Slamdaddy schlong meets Volbussy
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islam's only legacy will be when he pulled the most blatant duck in history
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>>153221454
Why did Topiglia duck Armdaddy?
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>OINK OINK

>give me 40 year olds or I retire *queef*
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>OINK OINK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOINKING *presents his porkhole*
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T city…..nooooo
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>>153221484
Poor little Clitia couldn’t resist the urge to bop xer bacon bussy on a BBC
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>post Slamdaddy ONCE
>all the piggies in the chat INSTANTLY oinking and boilin
KEK slamdaddy warped ya peabrains
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that one hurts the most because they know it's true. i remember the energy shift when islam announced he was vacating. everyone on earth knew what was up.
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>>153221087
Ooooh no more oooooo tears ooooooooh fuckkkk oooooh I’m in b
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>>153221487
Naughty naughty piggy
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>>153221553
Mmhhmmmm! Wish Usdaddy would stretch me out!
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British faggot killed the thread. Peace.
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>>153221553
>i fite Tyron Woodley next
>after him I fite Matt Serra brazza
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>>153221572
Piggy does like it BLACK
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Slamdaddy WON.
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>A BBC?????? MY BACON BUSSY IS YOURS DADDY!!!
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>>153221587
It’s a dis/uk/ord thing b
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Topiglet's legacy will be oinking for Slamdaddy's sloppy thirds
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>>153221597
>>153221626
But enough about Volbussy "the GREAT GAPE"
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BEASTpuria?
>undefeated king
Pigslam?
>brutally got his face and colon rearranged by Daddy Martinez
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I dont want tonbe hear I dont wan ttotnobe hear I dont want to be hear I sont want to be here I dont want to be here Indontnwantnrofnfkr
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Topiglet lost to the Nelk BEASTS I'm afraid
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>>153221257
Lopes
BSD
Fiziev
Teixeira
Salkilld
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How many bongs?
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leafs rule
yall nigga drool
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>>153221257
Volkanovski
Saint Denis
Fiziev
Teixeira
Salkilld
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fixing this webm because you friggin idiots did it wrong
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Shavbot Robotmonov
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>>153221257
Volk
BSD
Fiziev
Teixeira
Salkilld
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>>153221257
Volk
Hooker
Fiziev
Teixeira
Mullarkey
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>>153222018
Ill bet you my penis is larger than yours
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>ufc cards for Aussies are Sunday 930am to 4pm
Sounds extremely comfy
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b-bros why was Fiziev shaking?
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>>153221723
He didn't necessarily lose, it's more that they explained the situation to him which caused him to sort out his life.
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Should knee stomps/oblique kicks and injury inducing strikes be banned? seems pretty shitty that Shavkat has to sit out for 2-3 years
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>>153221257
>>153222073
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>>153222037
nice cock bro
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Shavkat is drone food brudder I sorry to say
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>>153221257
Volk
Dookie
Fiziev
Tall Son
Mullarky
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zabitch 2.0 KWAB shakov
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>>153221899
Ian Garry Won
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Lopes
BDS
Fizzypop
Not Tai
Sakilld
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>>153222061
He's restraining his powerful rape urge
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>>153222168
Asmongold gets to fuck THIS everyday?
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>>153222168
did this nasty bitch get a crotch tattoo?
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>>153222201
Mason gold is chadly af
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>>153222061
victory shakes
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One final time guys…

Ruffy is not good. He can’t handle pressure. You have been warned.
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>>153222246
I was surprised that he is favourite.
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>>153222246
doesn't he have longer reach?
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>>153222246
fiziev can't pressure if he's unconscious
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>>153220994
you need to FUCKING QUOTE THE OLD THREAD YOU FUCKING AMATEUR
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>RUFFY WILL WIN BECAUSE HE IS SO LE BASED BECAUSE HE IS BROWN AND HIS NAME SOUNDS LIKE THE MAIN CHARACTER FROM MY TRANIME
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sometimes fighters win, sometimes they lose
but it doesnt matter if they win or lose as long as they have fun
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>you need to FUCKING QUOTE THE OLD THREAD YOU FUCKING AMATEUR
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Ruffy is heeming that ugly muzzie freakziev i fear
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>>153221257
Volk
Dookie
Fizzy
Teixeira
Quillan
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>Pissiev
life and death with Bobby Green
>GODffy
killed King Green
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tapped to a crank from THE Benoitmedov Sandinnygomedov btw
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total Fighting Redditors death mashallah
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>>153222299
Ruffy fights long. He needs space to operate. Fiziev will suffocate him and win a decision
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>BRO THEY'RE FIGHTERS BUT THEY'RE ALSO NERDS LIKE ME LOL!!!!!!
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>>153222373
You absolute fucking troglodyte moose-fucker, you lumbering slab of frozen poutine regret.
You hit "New Thread" without greentexting the previous OP like a goddamn retard who just discovered 4chan yesterday through a TikTok "how to be based" tutorial.
That's not just newfag energy—that's terminal stage newfag autism so advanced they should name a new DSM entry after your sorry ass: "Canadian OP-Killer Syndrome – patient fails to quote or lurk moar before doxxing their own virginity to the board."
Your thread is sitting there naked, unlinked, unloved, like a stillborn hockey fetus you tried to baptize in maple syrup and Tim Hortons runoff.
Imagine being so brain-dead you forget the ONE sacred rule of generals: QUOTE THE FUCKING OLD ONE or the entire lineage dies like your bloodline did the second your dad pulled out too late and splooged a future apology machine into your mom.
You post like a guy who got his first (You) from his own alt and cried real tears of joy while furiously jerking it to his reflection in a cracked iPhone screen covered in Kraft Dinner dust.
Go back to whatever Discord tranny server birthed you, you toque-wearing, double-double-chugging, "sorry aboot that eh" waste of oxygen.
Die in a fire made of your own soggy beaver pelts, you pathetic, unquoted, newfag piece of shit.
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>You absolute fuc- ACKKKKK
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hello heembros. today's heems should be fun :)
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>>153221257
Lopes
BSD
Ruffy
Tai
Quillan
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>>153222570
Name of this boy?
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>>153221257
Volkanovski
Saint Denis
Fiziev
Teixeira
Salkilld
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>>153222583
Jon Jones
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WE CANNOT FUCKING FOLLOW THEM
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>tfw we won't get ariel asking jeffrey epstein questions at the post press conference
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Y'all fell off bad
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If you don’t pick /ourdook/ you’re not a real /heem/ster simple as.
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lads i have my first streetbeefs mma fight in exactly one week, can you help me pick a name. i will reward you by viciously heeming my opponent in a mud pit in virginia.

1. Heem Sleep
2. Just Bleed
3. Polish Hill Strangler
4. Beef Supreme
5. Ceaseless Discharge

thank you
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>>153221185
Ian garry ended this doo's career
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>>153221185
GODrry won.
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>>153222758
I think your fight name should be Husbando
Lowkey goes hard af
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>>153222758
Those all suck I would go with 'thank you'
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>>153222758
Kid Idaho, from Tennessee
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>>153222758
Mutilated Mutt
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>>153221078
that looks good. wish we had an overhead view
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>>153221078
Epstein was in Silva's corner?
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But we just had ufc 324
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>>153221257
Volk
BSD
Fiziev
Teixeira
Quillan
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>>153222758
Bort of the Boreal Valley
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Ok you fucking demons, why is blackrock dumping bitcoin? We cannot follow them.
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>>153222758
Dookie Dan.
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$25 Volk win, O3.5, ko/tko/dq parlay, +800
$100 BSD, Texeira, Lopes ML parlay, +268
$100 Salkilld ML, -1000
$100 Texeira ML, -310
$25 O2.5 fiz vs ruffy, -175
$25 Lopes ML, +120
$100 BSD ML, -375

Shooting from the hip nawmsayin
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Dan "The Man" finna boutta sleem the picks tonight
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>>153222758
Madden NFL 2003
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>>153221257
Volk
Dan
Ruffy
Texeira
Quillan
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>>153222144
Just form the way you responded I know ur dick is bigger than mine
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my dick plays on the double feature screen
your dick went straight to DVD
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Anyone else disappointed there wasn't anything M.M.A. related in the Epstein files? Even Moot was in them for fuck's sake
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>>153223330
There was a confirmation of a UFC fight pass purchase by Mr. Epstein
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volk couldn't see for months after the first lopes fight and this time he has staph
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>>153223330
look closer
LSJ was the original "fight island"
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>had sex the night before both cards in 2026
I'm enjoying this trend
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>>153223360
what's his name
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These hoes ain’t loyal
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sex? I'm scared
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BBC SISSY
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>>153222488
This is a based post. I thought it was pasta but I checked 4plebs and dont see it.
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>>153223403
Common BBC daddy W
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Poor poor QoSlam.....xher pork hole is gaped to this very day
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>>153223430
nah bro there was an em dash, it's 100% AI
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>1 month wait between 325 and 326
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UFC 325.
Good card?
Talmbout undeserved title shots against an undeserved champ, b?
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We lost our DEI PFP spot.


Our social media bots won't even comment anymore.

Our paid paparazzi isn't even following us.

Our son isn't ours.

Our bull stopped answering our texts.

Our wife left us.

We are trooning out
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GODthje does whatever he wants to Clitia btw.
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>>153223521
po po pozzed piggy...
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Ain’t worried bout nuttin
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>>153221257
volk
bsd
ruffy
teixeira
salkilld
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>>153221257
Salkilld
Teixeira
Fiziev
BSD
Volk
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>>153223487
I'm assuming fight nights will be a blowjob or a handie
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>>153223330
Epstein got banned on Xbox live while talking shit and playing as Pat Barry online in UFC
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Deutschland
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>mma coverage is so bad CBS/paramount is featuring hayjive picks
Lol. Grim
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>>153223330
He was a BonesCHAD.
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>>153221257
Alexander Volkanovski
Benoit Saint Denis
Mauricio Ruffy
Tallison Teixeira
Quillan Salkilld
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>>RUFFY WILL WIN BECAUSE HE IS SO LE BASED BECAUSE HE IS BROWN AND HIS NAME SOUNDS LIKE THE MAIN CHARACTER FROM MY TRANIME
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>>153223695
Holy fucking based Epstein files comber
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Tai will heem
He will drink a beer out of a shoe
He will make you miserable subhumans seethe
Cope and cry about it
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Holy amounts of cazzies picking fiziev
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>>153223750
The betting market is moving toward Fiziev which means smart people are backing Fiziev
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>>153221257
Alexander
BSD
Fizeev
SHOOEY
Mallarkey
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>>153223601
evil fucking helwani!
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>>153223695
>raped, tortured and murdered little girls
>couldn't find a russian link
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>>>RUFFY WILL WIN BECAUSE HE IS SO LE BASED BECAUSE HE IS BROWN AND HIS NAME SOUNDS LIKE THE MAIN CHARACTER FROM MY TRANIME
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topturo was on the list of next batch of girls to be flown in I chillingly admit
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He drank from a shoe!
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>>153221257
Lopes
Hooker
Luffy (my favorite anime character)
Tuivasa
Salkilld
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>>153223874
how did they even find this zoomie wanna be sleemer?
literally looks like a kid pulled out of class, not someone who'd try to be an "athlete"
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>>153223695
damn I was at that fight
didn't know Jeff was watching
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Hey kid, we don't disrespect the Ruffy in here!
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>>153223964
he was gooning to that fnaf futa webm with you too
one of us
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>>153221257
Volkanovski
Saint Denis
Ruffy
Teixeira
Salkilld
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>>>>RUFFY WILL WIN BECAUSE HE IS SO LE BASED BECAUSE HE IS BROWN AND HIS NAME SOUNDS LIKE THE MAIN CHARACTER FROM MY TRANIME
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>>153223750
Gathje couldnt put down Fizzy. Fizzys style will work well against Ruffy.
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>>153221257
Volk
BSD
Fiziev
Texeira
Salkid
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>>153223874
Oh he need some milk!
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Capital Bank bros
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>>>>>RUFFY WILL WIN BECAUSE HE IS SO LE BASED BECAUSE HE IS BROWN AND HIS NAME SOUNDS LIKE THE MAIN CHARACTER FROM MY TRANIME
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It's so weird being able to just watch UFC numbered events at home legally.
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>>153223894
hahahaha thatssoawesome.com, what should we call it?
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>>153223763
It's like 51-49 according to Pinnacle though
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>>153221257
Volk
Hooker
Fiziev
Texeira
Salkidd
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They’ll never take me alive.
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>>153223874
the fate of all ytbois...
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>>153224163
>the fate of all ytbois...
stomping on spic and nigger baby skulls?
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>what you mean no trad wife in Miami?? Why you say that?
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>>153224275
It's really sad because when you see him celebrating his wins you think how nice his life is and what a cute woman he has
but the whore is scheming to take all his shit
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>>153224358
That's just life mane, the grass isn't always greener
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>>153221257
Volk
Hooker
Ruffy
Teixeria
Salkilld
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Oh uncle A, forgive us.
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just realized there's no WMMA so I can't have my midcard catnap reeeeeeeeee
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>>153224159
I would defen you to the death. To the death.
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>>153221257
volkanovski
Hooker
Ruffy
Tuivasa
Mullarkey
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>>153224391
in your case it's a fatnap you big fucking retard
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>>153224411
oh yeah, well in your case it'd be a fagnap
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>>153224455
fat retard
the correct response was "turn your monitor on"
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>>153224513
open your monitor
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>>153224078
giwtwm
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>>153221257
lopes
benoit
fiziev
teixeira
quillan
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>>153224548
ME FOOKIN EYE MATE IM LICHERALLY BLIND MATE
>fakes multiple surgeries

Tom is a hack.
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turn off your orbs
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Westin Wilson
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Holy molly Rob is looking handsome
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>>153224604
his armpits have eyes wtf
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>>153221257
VOLK
Sint Denis
Rafael
Talli
Salkilld
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>>153224618
future champion
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>>153221257
volk
hooker
ruffy
whocares
mullarkey
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>>153224548
Quintonsentialy British
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>>153221330
STOP THE FIGHT!!!!!!! fucking herb dean
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God, this card fuckin sucks. Though I'd be watching some fights tonight but looks like I'll be enjoying some JAV instead.
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>>153221257
Volkanovski
BSD
Fiziev
Texeira
Salkilld
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>>153223330
you missed the big news? Dana got caught trafficking women internationally and became an FBI snitch. dont blame you. nobody left in MMA journalism has the balls to speak up about this. maybe Luke Thomas might mention it in passing but this wont be mentioned by anybody a week from now
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>>153224662
You need a asain gf b
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>>153221257
Volk
BSD
Ruffy
Tui
Salkilld
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i think salkilld has the cazzie train behind him. what i see is a kid with poor footwork who can throw a punch. i dunno if mullarkey is gonna be the one to check him, but he only seems to have any steam because he heems brown people
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>>153224679
dont think they have those in brazil
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why do they keep pushing chris weidman? he sucks at commentary like dustbin
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>>153224718
i agree, but malarky is shit too
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>>153221257
Volkanovski
Hooker
Ruffy
Teixeira
Salkilld
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Most of the card doesn't even have wikipedia pages. water we dune here?
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>>153224739
they just don't understand commentary; the last good mma commentator was Bas
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>>153224739
Handsome guy cazzie
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WE
AAARE
LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
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>>153224718
People forgetting Salkilld is a wrestler. Knocking out Jubli means nothing and he was lucky to land that kick against Nasrat or he would have lost. Would not be surprised to see Mularkey outpoint him and win
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>>153222758
>2. Just Bleed
This is the best one out of the ones you gave. But I worry it may not represent you well enough for you to use it.
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any aussie anons at the fights tn?
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>>153224792
Ya m8 I'm just putting a shrimp on the barbie then heading over to the arena on my kangaroo
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>>153224759
Who cares? Wikipedia is irrelevant and outdated; it's written and edited by the CIA and Mossad.
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We will not be making a game thread today so don't even try
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>>153221257
Volk
Dan Prastituta
Fizz
NotGlover Teixeira
SalKILLd
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I hate fags who complain about commentary almost as much as I hate Bisping on any broadcast
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>>153224816
We love Mossadaddies here althoughmorebeit.
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Sanko is pregnant per Ariel Helwani
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I'm bored when does thi shit start?
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wtf brendan fitzgerald is like 6’6
towers over whittaker and weidman
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>>153221257
Lopes
BSD
Fiziev
Teixeira
Salkilld
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Good night
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>whittaker picks every australian
why are thirdies like this
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>>153221257
The Greek
The French
The Azerbaijani
The Brazilian
The Minority Killer
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>>153224923
Most foreigners are more nationalistic than Americans when you think about it.
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>>153224805
might as well eat a fat juicy cockroach. they're both bugs innit
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>>153224760
i like bisping and sometimes cruz. i want to gouge my eardrums out every time i hear rogan say anything at all. i hope he retires to his HGH castle and never comes out again.
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>>153221257
Volk
Benoit
Ruffy
Tallison
Quillan
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>>153224923
>>153224950
It makes sense when you only have a handful of fighters to support. We have hundreds and that allows us to dislike some of our own
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>>153224923
Based and patriotpilled.
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>>153224739
Weidman is likable but he’s shit on camera. Not very well spoken
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>>153224950
Being nationalistic as an American gets you labeled a nazi and a racist. JewSA media at work.
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>>153221257
Lopes
BSD
Fiziev
Teixeira
Salkilld
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but they own a bakery
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>>153225030
I’m Artem lobov
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>>153221145
MaCHADo Garry sends his regards
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>>153225032
Rat snitch
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>>153221257
Volk
BSD
Fiziev
Teixeira
Salkilld
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>>153225038
and this is my favorite thread on the Citadel!
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>>153221257
Alexander Volkanovski
Benoit Saint Denis
Rafael Fiziev
Tallison Teixeira
Quillan Salkilld
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>>153221257
Lopes
Benoit
Fiziev
Tuivasa
Salkilld
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first fight theme
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lp2qcCrdBLA
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>shitty kickboxing
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road to ufc? this is epic, yo!
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Gamethread

>>153225080
>>153225080
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>>153221257
Diego Lopes
Benoit Saint Denis
Rafael Fiziev
Tai Tuivasa
Quillan Salkilld
Quillan is overrated
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>>153221078
1488 from Felixstowe
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>3 year injury layoff
It's over.
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>>153223279
It's slightly above average
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>>153221160
why are you booing?
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>>153225357
overrated anyways
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>>153221257
bald midget
dookie daniel
pissiev
shoeivasa
poolarkey
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>>153225357
just amputate that shit and fight at flyweight nigga
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hot ring girl
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Who is winning?
Is Volk winning but clearly showing he needs to retire?
Also Joanna is such a sexy ugly whore <3
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Diego's injured. It's over
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How the fuck are you guys able to post so many pictures of women in gamethreads without getting in trouble with your missus?
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LMFAAAAAAAAAO
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Lopes is new Holloway of FW, Volk is going to beat this bum third time too
Only man who can dispose of Volk is no longer in the division.
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YOU BETTER RUN
YOU BETTER TAKE COVER
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DIEGO “NO LATERAL MOVEMENT” LOPES EVERYONE
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What a SHIT fuckiung card with another point fightin BOREbumnovski win
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If it was anyone other than Volk, I'd say Lopes would be champ by now. Volk looked great in there.
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*braps in your face*
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How is this movement called?
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I mean he won but 50-45 is fucking insane
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>50-45

Kek, ya gotta love the Volkster

Dana, you fat bald nigger, book Shitpes in the trilogy fight and maybe he'll finally win huh you fucking FAGGOT
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>>153230656
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
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Volk looked way worse than the first fight
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>>153230636
If Max stayed, Lopes doesn't get through him
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WHAT PART OF AUSTRALIA ARE YOU FROM BROS?
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AN SHTIEW!
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Volk will inspire Djokovic to win
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VolkGODs, who are we breaking Aldsoi's record against, Poorone or Movshart?
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>>153230700
perth :]
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Volk should shave his chest. Body hair is disgusting.
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>>153230660
Not really. The "knockdown" wasn't anything special, Volk recovered instantly
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paramount deal and dana's 2 projects got beat to shit hahahahahahaha
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I’m tired of pretending Volk isn’t boring as shit.
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prime diego sanchez would've made it a better fight
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>>153230700
Gold Coast
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Volk need to retire before lord heems his bitch ass
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Lopes has jet lag. It's the only explanation for him being so flat.
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No one at FW barring Silva is beating Volk right now. Pointless to do a no.1 contender fight between Evloev and Murphy
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>decided to get flushed because it was getting too easy
>it's still too easy
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>>153225357
Brutal
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Total manlet victory as per usual
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Why does Volk insist on fighting until he's gigaflushed, just hang it up m8, you're gonna become Izzy on a skid if you keep going
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shit event
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Picks 11 wins
Peru
Morocco
Ireland
Australia x2
USA x3
UK
Canada
Romania
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>>153230699
Perhaps, but he didn't so my point remains.
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>>153230744
Volk is 50 years old. He's going to be worse next fight than he was this fight.
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How does volk do it. At his age he should be at the washed up has been phase. Is FW just that shit
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That was worse than Chimaev/DDP and Makhachev/JDM. Reddit Volk slurpers need to kill themselves
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Kek the UFC gave this dood a DEI title shot because they're desperate for a Mexican(actually Brazilian) champion and he shat the bed, didn't even get a near-finish like the first fight
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DREAMBELIEVEANDMAKEITHAPPENBros....
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>>153230756
aw :(
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>>153230735
Silva is unironically a nightmare matchup for Volk. Similar to ilia
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>no numbered events in february
>ufc 326 is for the phony bmf titile
paramount is going to sue dana, right?
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50-45 is nuts
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>>153230760
Even if he declines by 10% Poorone still won't be good enough to win.
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>>153230754
He's basically admitted that having a fight coming up is the only thing that stops him from hitting the bottle
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>>153230760
Evloev and Murphy are decisionators who are significantly less skilled than Volk. At least Silva has a high striking IQ and won't just stand in front of Volk doing nothing for 5 rounds.
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It happened again
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>>153230763
Hes healthy. Unironically built different
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>>153230775
silva is literally a slightly worse lopes with a tko power and a glass chin
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least hype title fight ever
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You see what Diego's problem is in the clip of him flashing Volk.
The dumbfuck gets too excited and loses all accuracy, he punched Volk's armpit and didn't even try to adjust and landed the second in the exact same spot. Heeming Silva was, as I have always said, a complete fluke.
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>noo he should've lost 48-47 not 49-46
what makes a grown man cry about something like that
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>>153230763
Poopes isn't even a top 10 featherweight.
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>>153230792
Imagine having a woman in your corner. Retarded nigger deserves to lose. Absolute shitter bum
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Dana named in the Epstein files
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VolkGOD
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>>153230775
Silva is a retard schizo who has snake charmed everyone into thinking he has what it takes.
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>>153230800
Jean is retarded enough to just go full attack mode and charge at Volk though, that was Lopes' best chance of winning, but he got in his own head too much and tried to go skill for skill with Volk
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>>153230768
nobody thought this rematch was a good idea
dana is a retarded faggot
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Volk is obviously a chud. Why do redditors love him?
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surely diego should move to lightweight until volk dies of old age
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What Jenna Ortega movie are you going to watch on Paramount+ now?
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I hate females
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>>153230820
Volk lost 3-2 but your an aussie so you've got Poolk's hairless balls permantly in your mouth. Israel Adesanya tier defense
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Flushed Volk is still the best in the decision kek. I wonder how many fights until he actually turns into the new BJ Penn. He’s got 3 defences max i think. 4 if he farms a free win from Petr Yan if he tries to move up
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yeah lopes should not have gotten this title shot. He now has to wait until volk retires
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Volk won again. Wow, how many times have I said that phrase? More often than not. Looks like Zalal's got Volk's number. Good White House headliner. Alright cya guys I'm off to get raped
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>>153230816
>Heeming Silva was, as I have always said, a complete fluke.
I agree, it was more Silva going full retard than Lopes being better. Silva was schooling him on the feet until then, he unironically brutalises Lopes in the rematch.
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>>153230831
you tell me you reddit homo chud
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BEAST Saint Dennis literally RAPED that ugly piglet freak
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Why are people talking about Murphy/Silva/Evloev? Surely Yair is the obvious next best fight.
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>>153225357
i think its time to euthanize shavkat, its for the better
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>>153230831
He's Australian, there are no chuds in Australia.
They're all globohomo slurpers.
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>>153230828
crashing into the pocket is a surefire way to get wonked lol lopes tried it several times in this fight and got the worst end in every exchange
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I've been saying for ages that Volk destroys Evloev. Lopes poses massive problems due to his size and KO power, so Volk has to be constantly careful and picking his shots. Evloev has no finishing potential and is smaller than Lopes, Volk will pick him apart
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Ilia really raped this division and left. I don't know what it'll take for it to recover now
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>>153230862
who?
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TEOKINO IS ON
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>>153230868
Everyone knows this except the muzzies, but it's also just a good legacyfarm win for Volk.
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>>153230844
ok spic
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Volk will cruise to a decision against Movshart, then will try and get his win back off Clitia at LW.
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>>153230868
unfortunately evloev will never fucking sniff a title shot, he'll just fizzle out like mokaev or zabit and people will put him in "greatest fighters to never win a championship" videos. shavkat is currently walking down the same path
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Dana tricked Paramount into paying 7.7 BILLION dollars for these 'Apex Center' ass events. Damn, I guess this is why CEOs make the big bucks. Dana ate these goofballs up and took their money, what a gangster.
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why is the burger seething
is he south american or something
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am i tripping or did that fight destroy volk's legacy and revoke his real1ness
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>>153230869
Giorgina flushed turdpooria
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>>153230842
>Fake freckles
I remember when freckles were unpopular and you'd get shit for having them. Now they're all the rage and foids draw them on. They'll never be a handsome, naturally freckled chad like me.
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volk is just holding up the division now while trying to be a le good sportsmanship guy
timeline where he didn't win against holloway would be so kino
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>>153230881
I'm not a spic, Diego Lopes is fucking retarded and trash but Volk was also boring as hell
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>>153230898
ur tripping and i fucked her and her boyfriend is black and im transgender btw
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FW GOAT comes down to Ilia vs Conor. I think Ilia takes it. Volk is top 5, thoughbeit.
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Now that the dust has settled, did Diego deserve a rematch, let alone after only one fight?
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>>153230890
It really sucks that Dana won't fix any of the issues with the promotion. And now the same people that were popular 10-15 years ago are retiring, and they have no stars, and the level of competition is lower than it's been in a while.
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Do you think volk is self aware about being a fraud and paper champ? Bet he has night terrors about ilia
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Fuck all wholesome reddit point merchants
>Volk
>Whittaker
>Wonderboy
All need to be cut from the UFC
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>>153230914
yes because it was badass and what the fans wanted to watch
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>>153230914
No.
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Whittaker looks 250 lbs on the post fight show.
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>>153225357
And people will still be saying he deserves the next title shot in 2027 as soon as he comes back
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>>153230862
That guy Volk has already son'd? Yeah seems like another easy win for Volkchad.
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>>153230914
No, he has 0 fight iq and Volk has infinity fight iq, it was obvious the gap would widen after Volk got the download
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>>153230914
You're retarded if you're not shitposting
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>>153230922
volk was never good
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SHUT UP PIGLETS SHUT UP PIGLETS SHUT UP PIGLETS SHUT UP PIGLETS SHUT UP PIGLETS SHUT UP PIGLETS SHUT UP PIGLETS SHUT UP PIGLETS
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SAVE US GFL
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Just how powerful are Clitia’s punches?
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Should females be punished if they dont submit to men?
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I like these interviews with the blue background. Nice and bright. the old black and red thing was depressing.
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>>153230965
cory spotted
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>>153224548
That "doctor" looks like Gane.
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Rate the Tranamount era so far.
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MMA Guru is crashing out on stream saying Lopes won LMAO
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>>153230991
10/10
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>>153230991
First show was 8/10. Second show was 5/10, but feels worse because there's nothing good coming up soon.
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>>153231005
he said it was close
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>>153230991
solid 8/10

>>153231005
kek goona tune in
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>>153231005
He's right
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THE DIRTSHEETS ARE OUT
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Muzzies were saying Copes would heem Beastpuria btw. Lol
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>>153230991
This was one of the worst crowded cards in recent history and the last one was saved by the main event
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>>153231005
he said he had it 3-2 volk
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>>153231036
realistically he probably does topuria doesnt have the defensive infrastructure for wars
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>>153230991
First 6 months of this year are going to be GRIM. Its high time for a 165 pound division ( move WW to 175).
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jean silva could have been the champ right now if he hadn't rushed lopes like a tard
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>aaah he is le reddit
everyone hated volk until he wiped out your favourite fighters on the way to the top
it seems volk haters forget that they are the true redditors
I think the most hilarious victory was wiping reddits favourite fighter max 'block punches with my face best pillow hands in the ufc' holloway 3 times
lol, lmao even
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>>153231032
All redditors
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guru just said that movsar is a more exciting fighter than volk
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Is Volk is the most Reddit fighter of all time?
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OFFICIAL /HEEM/ OPINION JUST DROPPED
DIEGO GOT ROBBED
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>>153231057
no lie detected. volk is a boring pointshitter
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>>153231032
>>153231044
i honestly thought it was 3-2 Volk. 50-45 volk, or 3-2 Diego is insane.
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dan "CTE" hooker takes another 4000 hits to the head but will probably keep fighting
does he ever think about his kids that will need to feed him through a straw when hes 50 or is he just a completely selfish retard
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>>153231070
hurrrrr
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6 fight skid for Shartivasa but somehow still wont get cut
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Diego has to have the lowest fight IQ in the entire UFC. Imagine fighting the exact same way against the exact same fighter you lost to last time.
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I had it 52-45 Volk accounting for legacy points
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>>153231098
This whole card was full of retards. Dookie dan and tuivasa set the stage
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Reddit aussies glazing volk while hating on Islam for putting on a more exciting fight against their boy
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>>153231093
they need filler fights for sydney cards
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VolkCHADS let us celebrate while the peasants squabble lmao
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>>153231119
Volk is a boring fag but that Islam fight was way worse
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>>153231133
It really fucking wasn't. Islam tried to go for submissions but wasn't able. Volk tried fuck all
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I deserve the belt and championship pay.
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dayum golk got yall lil niggas finna wizzerked thats how u know hes the goat
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Mackachev would celebrate with khabib and the boys if the US was nuked
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>>153231140
Fuck off Ahmed. You can’t gaslight us we all watched it
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>>153231129
>VolkCHADS
Ilia's forever bitch btw
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>>153231070
mentally retarded take, Volk got the better of 90% of exchanges
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my faves are fighting

https://x.com/THATBOYMMAGURU/status/2017833889926881721
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>>153231168
I'm not saying it wasn't shit, just that Volk was worse
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>>153231140
>a guy with only top pressure wrestling went for take downs and never got one
>thinks it was better than stand up
yeah you're a dumb fag and need to leave
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>>153231183
This was a strickraped level of activity, you just glaze volk because you are a redditor
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>>153231171
volk wonked that guy out of 145 and his entire life imploded not too long after that too
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Post yfw Lopes gets matched up against Yair Rodriguez, wins, and then is immediately given a 3rd title shot without explanation by Dana
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>>153231197
Volk got pumped and dumped like a cheap hooker
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Disappointing performance from Lopes. He showed up with the same brainlet gameplan and fought worse than their first fight.
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>>153231209
topuria married a cheap hooker and now he's in a custody battle over children that aren't his
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Average homosexual volk fan
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>volk wins
>retards start seething
kek
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>>153231215
Lopes is a meme fighter, this rematch was a waste of him, should have been fighting somebody like Steve Garcia instead.
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>>153230920
The ufc lets too many fighters go to other orgs they need the names and heems for their undercards even if they're not going to be title contenders.
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nobody even follows this shit in australia, niche sport filled with bums who couldnt make it in more competitive sports
good to know aussies have a (non interim fake) champ though :)
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>>153231252
Volk is Macedonian you have no champs
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>>153230984
I lover her so much. She only lived 2 hours away from me :(
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fellow mauzziebros will we be cheering four our guy izzy
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>>153231252
Kek Volk has been a paper champ ever since Ilia left the division
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>nochamps flags replying
lmao
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>>153231289
desu ufc is a paper promo at this point; entire divisions with max three fighters of note
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joshua van
justin gaethje
max holloway
mackenzie dern
kayla harrison
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>>153231215
I know Volk is great with feints and solid defensively but holy fuck how do you spend 25 minutes in the cage with someone for the 2nd time and not even come close to landing anything of consequence. Embarrassing performance by Lopes that proves he’ll never hold a belt
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>>153231346
>alex pereira
lives and trains in usa
>islam makhachev
is a product of american kickboxing academy
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Why are nordoids so shit at combat sports?
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>>153231115
Tuivasa and Tallison legit fixed the fight. The only explanation. Tai had him badly hurt and bear hugged him against the cage long enough to recover
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>>153231070
>lopes won
possibly the most delusional cope of all time
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safe to say fiziev's career is done
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>>153231391
>The only explanation
or maybe they're just obese and retarded
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Volk has surpassed Khabib, but y'all aren't ready for that convo
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I'm afraid I'm zesty
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>>153231432
he doesn't have the defensive infrastructure for wars
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THE jizzstain gaycheat?
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at least we're back to the gaypex next week
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>>153231070
the ultimate contrarian faggot, probably a /heem/ resident
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JustGOAT GODthje
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not copes but volk was being a bitch and running the whole fight what a fucking pussy with a fake consolation belt bald fuck
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>not copes
>proceeds to cope
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>>153231524
trvke
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are people disagreeing with the fight being boring dogshit or that it was close
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Poor poor Pigru, Armdaddy gave hom a termina dose of CTE
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spic fans are just mad they lost their bets
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>>153231540
Volk fangirls disagree with anything that makes their wholesome chungus look bad
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>>153222337
Kek what a raped bitch
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>>153231541
>hom a termina
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>153231489
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>>153221140
Clapped bozo
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Let's go Volk!
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>>153231566
what the fuck are those even other than buttplugs and is htat ken chudrock?
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>>153231574
they look like they are wearing human skin masks, except for dana he's just doing his usual gaped whore smirk
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>Spare me monsieur Gane...
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>>153231289
he's gonna beat whoever wins the london main event. volk only loses to elite finishers. evloev-murphy are anti-finishers
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these do not feel like ppvs
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>>153231607
Aaron freaking Pico
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>>153231607
Beating either of those bums still won't make Volk a real champ
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ufc is dohshit straight up
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>>153231612
True. A lot better now. We've been so used to shit and now we're finally back to good cards.
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>>153231588
long story short kenny is very comfortable regarding his sexuality
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>>153231612
miss any good fights? looks like a ufc on fox card
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>>153231620
It will thoughbeit. Quite literally.
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>>153231642
Volk is a real champion the same way you are a real woman
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>anon mentions trannies completely unprompted
Many such cases!
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>>153231391
>Tai had him badly hurt and bear hugged him against the cage long enough to recover

Yeah, because he was at his cardiopulmonary limit after throwing those bombs. He had to take a breather and work up to throwing 2 more sloppy punches that may or may not fully connect.
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>>153230823
Kek this fucking simo takes orders from a foid
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>>153231643
And the same way you're a real man.
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>>153231540
I disagree that it was boring, I found it very tense and strategic.
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people are coming to realize that the only way Topuria beats Volk is by fluke heem
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NEW
>>153231665

>>153231665

>>153231665
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Topuria slimed volk and slimed the guy volk couldn't put away in 3 entire fights right after
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flukes don't exist in mma
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>>153231612
Compared to Khamzat vs Dricus, then Pereira vs Magomed, then Gane vs Tom, then Islam vs JDM, this main event turned out to be the best in terms of reddit high level chess match. We have no choice but to love it if we're real hardcore fans. And if you're a slop enjoyer, you MUST love the paddy vs garth fight. We simply have no choice unless we want to have egg laced poo on our faces looking like giant hypocrites.. And I hate to say it as much as I fear it...
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Id do anything for a go at this brapmonsters fat fucking arse
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>>153230922
Nobody really cares about turdporia anymore. Maybe if he ever gets custody of his kids again then people will take hin seriously as a man

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