olivi feet

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THE BEAST

>>153231643
You're upset, pedro...

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>>153231665
>went life and death with THE dook in r1
Slamdaddy destroys this algerian mutt

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they need to change the rules, these ppvs arent watchable.

>>153231665
I like BSD but he's gonna get fuckin murked by whatever legit contender he fights next

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>>153231692
Slampiggy got his bussy torn up by an unranked brown daddy i fear BSD eill use him as his personal fleshlights

>>153231692
lol a short notice no camp, trapped in a garage during a lockdown dookie dan. and pisslam still had to use an IV to get an advantage. poor pisslam

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>>153231703
but enough about JDsM and xer dirty bacon gape

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What's next for him unironically?

That boring card put me to sleep. Now I'll probably just stay up and watch tennis.

>>153231714
Aaron Pico.

>>153231714
Entertaining fringe contender who never gets another title shot
Moves up to 155 in a year or two and starts getting heemed when his chin fades

>>153231714
Lopes and Yair hate each other. Might as well fight each other.

wait a minute there was ufc event this week?

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>>153231736
There's UFC events most weeks

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>>153231713
Poor poor slambazi... The things he had to endure to be champ...

>>153231714
idk man he kinda sucks
he was about to get tko'd by silva if he doesn't land that spinning elbow
he's 6-3 UFC and 1-3 against legit title level fighters
he's prob the 7th or 8th best 145er

>>153231714
>What's next for him unironically?

Volk 3.

Maybe Yair and then Volk again.

Having UFC on Paramount is crazy. I can't believe how shitty it was watching janky illegal streams on my laptop for a decade.

>>153231741
unfortunate

Lopes shaking off some many of Volk's punches in the first fight made me think he would just put the pressure on him and walk Volk down this time, but he was just timid the whole fight.

>>153231714
Fun action fighter gatekeeper.

>>153231759
>he was just timid
because he got cracked every time he dashed in and even got wobbled pretty noticeably in the third

The way you guys are talking about some "Silva" guy being a threat to Volk made me think you were talking about some young killer I haven't been following, but it's just the bald guy with glasses. Volk heems.

>>153231741
>43 events per year
>52 weeks per year
>already missed 3 weeks in january
>no fights valentine's day weekend
>prob no fights the last 2 weeks in december
there's gonna be ufc literally 40 of 44 weeks following valentines day

all the mentally ill posting? where did it go?
>checks catalog
someone irked the tranny

>>153231762
Nah, he had nothing to worry about with any sort of power lol. It was just Volk was running away faster than we've ever seen. Lopes was too scared to gas out from missing shots. Amateur really. No insult to volk, he had the better cardio and speed to run out the clock and it takes high level champ mentality to do that.

>>153231765
Silva would fight Volk the way Lopes should have fought Volk

>>153231756
The "master race" btw

>>153231759
Lopes just isn't nearly as skilled as Volk in the standup. He's a BJJ specialist who fell in love with his hands. Volk is levels above.

>>153231788
Can't believe we're gonna have to watch Movsar wrestle rape Volk for 25 min. But it's for the best.

>>153231777
And Silva would get blown the fuck out because he's not as powerful or durable as Lopes.

>>153231787
?
slavs were literally the example of untermensch

schaubkat is finished

>>153231787
shavkata stayed out of it

>>153231756
what was said?

I wonder what Rafel was cooking

Rufy got a pretty sweet deal fighting a striker up the rankings. You just keep him from fighting any grapplers/wrestlers and he's in for a title run

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nothin but respect

>>153231834
what happened to the Rafael that destroyed Renato Moicano within 1 round? He should've destroyed Ruffy

>>153231806
I guess that's why they raped Germcucks out of existence KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

>>153231851
moicano is ass

looks like there's a lopes fan going buck wild on the 'log right now, you hate to see it

bro actually checks the catalog

I made the mistake of pressing "back" on the mouse and thus opened the catalog

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I know he was already considering it but Fiziev should move to Featherweight. He's right in line with bigger FW guys and he only fasts with a few trips to the saunas to make 155. He's like an Arnold Allen size'd FW

Poolk is the GSPee of this Era. Boring auraless shitter that people pretend is exciting because he's so le technical and wins shit ass dull "fights". Also got heemed cold in the middle of his career

>>153231893
>just got chinned
>surely moving down is the answer
retard

>>153231851
He's never been the same after the first beating Justin gave him. No but I think it's clear that his muay thai style is not effective. Especially against a jab.

>>153231912
Nah, only a 10lbs difference. Ruffy hits hard. He only cuts 10-15lbs at the last min for 155.
Weight cut excuse is just cope, surprised you havent caught on to that.
He belongs at featherweight. He's simply too small for lightweight.

The fight is already able to be streamed again on Paramount+. If you're not grinding tape right now, you're not a real one.

BSD vs Paddy next is the move

>>153231930
Fiziev is a featherweight sized fighter but he would still struggle in the weight class. Mosvar wrestlefucks him, Lopes outchins him, Jean Silva finished him, and Arnold Allen outstrikes him. He would just encounter different problems moving down in weight

Apparently ruffy wasnt 100% in this fight and might have almost pulled out.

>>153231665
dan hooker fucking sucks you only ever see him lose. who the fuck has he even beat in recent years? Jalin Turner and Haqparast so fucking nothing really how is he so high up in the rankings

>>153232006
He won 5 of his last 11 fights and 3 of those 5 were split decisions. Nigga lost to Michael Chandler

>>153231949
Nobody is ever going to rewatch Poolk vs Retargo 1 or 2

>>153232006
hes worth it for the shit talk and retardation factor

>>153232006
He's just tough until he meets someone who can finish opponents. Hooker outlasts his opponents that's how he wins.

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Sportscenter posted nothing about the UFC tonight. They posted a bunch of WWE shit. They're going to freeze the UFC out.

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Heavyweight

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kek. most picks were wrong because so many heemsters picked poopes to win... imagine having another man sit and fart on your face as he's slapping you around... how embarrassing... do better /heem/.

>>153232105
I know you probably didn't watch back then, but trust me it was just as dogshit outside the top 5. Many boring slob main event fight nights. Both heavyweights in a fight would both gas and put their arms on their knees as the refs are yelling at them to fight.

>>153232134
I've been watching this semen slurping sport for a long time, and even though heavyweight has always been shit, Mark Hunt was more fun to watch than Tai Tuivasa.
The hype was better, even if the product has always been fatman swang&bang.

>>153232124
What? Most picks got heemed by Ruffy, not the mullet man.

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>have perfect hairline
>shave head
why do people do this?

What's next for Dookster Dan?

>>153232242
Paddy vs Hangman is the fight to make.

>>153232234
Hair is gay

Dan Hooker is just the Aussie Cerrone.

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kek, how do you even recover from this?

>>153232348
headline a META APEX PRELIM CARD, LIVE ON PARAMOUNT +

>>153232322
*Melvin Guillard. Cerrone still beat the B+ guys, Hooker barely beats a C+ guy. He is lucky they didnt feed him to Tibau

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wonky feet aint got no rythm

>>153232190
the cope turn this fast? never seem heem this btfo that the lopes xisters are already pretending they never picked him. kek...

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welp... we brought this up.. now it turns out volk was also injured and had staph confirmed. just how good is volk and how stupid are we all?

>>153232520
he got that staph from me behind the RSL at the 'gong

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Volumes

>>153232348
brap

Did Ruffy leave the fighting nerds? I didn't see him wearing the stupid glasses post-fight.

>>153232729
yeah

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>>153232234
Because Ariel's hair is unsettling

>>153232441
I think I know what hospital that is

>>153232729
>>153232799
Nope. Said at the press conference he's going back to teach them everything he learned with volk and craig jones during the camp. And that that's what they all do, go train with other teams and share the knowledge :)
Sorry haters. Fighting Nerds are forever.

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>>153232831
sorry but he isnt welcome back. sorry about that. shouldnt have trained around

>>153232850
Kek floating turds is done

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>>153232850
It's okay, you don't have to apologize, you didn't know they already made up and are back :)

>>153232898
>>153232850
That shut you up pretty quick.

Did Joe Pyfer win?

>>153233009
Yes

Did Fiziev get to use the secret technique he was talmbout?

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>>153232105

>>153233009
nah his dad heemed him again and he cried on JRE about it

Yeah i dont think the winners of this main event will be winning their next fights apart from maybe ruffy and salkild

THE LOPES???

Fiziev used to be good… what the fuck happened?

>>153233265
hes good there's just levels

>>153233265
garth flushed him like he did to tone, charls, cerrone, vick, khabob

>>153233265
knee injuries plus he was never that good

>"IM THE SON OF ABDUL IBN ABDUL BNU ABDUL BANU ABDUL AL ABD"- ACK!

>>153233265
got touched up at range
happens to the best

why the fuck was BSD fighting in slow motion? and why in seven hells is Dookie Dan still in top 10? motherfucker just gets raped over and over. didn't know brutally decisioning Scamrot and Salkilld's victim locked down that 6th place for you forever. kept around to give shitty projects layup fights just like Chandler. almost forgot even Chandler raped him.

McHuegor was the only good one in the fighting sharts, i’m glad he got a clue and dumped them for a real team

>>153231714
the trilogy in mexico

Tran Denise fags will say he had le staph again

Nearly got body heemed by Dookoid, he’s never gonna be able to run with the big dawlgs. It’s a possibility that Paddy the Shatty beats him kek

38 have tried, only 14 have succeeded in trying to solve the Mixed Martial Arts Puzzle that is Dan Hooker. He goes life and death with dogshit strikers. He gets manhandled by world class grapplers. Truly one of the fighters of all time.

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>>153232105
>Tai Tuivasa is on a 6 loss streak and is still going to be ranked

>>153231714
Yair
Him vs Yair should have already been done.

Volk made Agartha proud

>>153233900
i personally think fighter pay needs to be lower and that dana deserves a bigger paycheck for the charity he provides these guys

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>>153233835
he dropped the champ b, that's worth a lot more than "losing" 6 fights

Hooker didnt learn anything for more than a decade in the ufc

>>153233950
Really makes you think

Paddy was right about Hookers grappling then, he really couldn’t wrestle a rapist off his mother

Green light on georgina

i think Dookie Dan Vs Paddy is the fight to make. despite the results, paddy gets the title shot.

Hulkanovski man!

>>153234451
Vs silva at the white house

i don't care if volk vs lopes was boring the fight never should've happened in the first place
the ufc deserves a shit fight for booking it and volk was right to play it safe

>>153233669
bsd is always slow
he's alright but this is probably as far as he goes

>>153233783
yeah bsd is clearly paddy's path to another title shot
we may still get to see ilia put him out cold

>>153233924
>the champ

>>153234331
if one man can hold your mother down...

>>153234649
seriously, he's as slow as paddy and he's slooow. I have seen Tomala move faster.

I just woke up and realized I missed the show, I spent last night playing arams instead

>>153234762
I basically just tuned in for the last 3 fights

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lmfao
diego needs to learn how to kick. he was landing with his feet every time

>>153234881
Volk is great at controlling distance, it's gonna be hard to land shin against him. I imagine he spent a lot more time perfecting kicking defence after the Makhachev KO loss

Ian Garry-esque

>>153234881
This guy will permanently live in Volk's shadow now, even if he goes on to become a champion after Volk finally retires. The first fight you can write off as a young guy who's never fought for a belt before getting throw in there against the greatest 145er of all time and getting out-worked and out-experienced, but he still made a good account of himself, almost TKOing Volk at the end of the second round and landing a few more good shots throughout the fight. This time though, 37 year old Volk basically completely shut him down and controlled the entire fight from start to finish, he couldn't make any big moments happen like he did in the first fight

>>153234918
Nah he broke his own foot throwing a kick (and not from volk blocking). Real ones know he was saving it all for a big heem volk only got lucky that Lopes slipped on a banana peel by barely throwing his own kick wrong more than volk beating him because the judges were also swayed by the crowd when it was really 2-2 going into the 5th, which Lopes would have won without breaking his foot and would have KOd volk.

That was such a boring fucking shit card. Theres not a single moment I can even remember. The only thing that stands out is the weidman and whittaker candid shot. Theres like nothing to even discuss about the card or read about.

^reddit moment

i just learned about what top 15 heavyweight fights look like as opposed to heavyweight goat fights and it was a bit surprising

>>153233669
Probably a result of all the military training.

back from my racism vacation. just wanted to say my picks would have been perfect.

Next card looks grim. Thought things would be different in the Paramount era.

>>153234918
>even if he goes on to become a champion after Volk finally retires
These were two extremely damaging fights for him. He's got a lot of really damaging fights. He's been taking consistent brain damage for essentially his entire career. This means these two fights are essentially decreasing his ability to learn and improve with every fight. He might very likely never become champion.

>>153235122
horiguchi is fighting

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How does this bum keep winning?

>>153235182
Lightweight is full of uncs and needs cleaning up

>>153235182
he's tough, strong, has good judo

>>153235139
One or two worthy fights out of 12 or so. Grim percentage.

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>Clitia Topiglet becomes the LW DEI champ
>entire division dies
The power of AGPiglets everyone.

>>153235182
His stock rose more from Ruffy winning than beating the corpse of dookie Dan

>>153234918
>goes on to become a champion
He won't
>greatest 145er
Talmbout beastpuria

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>DAN HOOKER IS NEXT FOR LEGASEE

What did PFL gain from buying Bellator?

>>153235200
I'm just trying to stay positive bappa

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>No. 1 contender Arman Tsarukyan?
>No brazza, give me fight weet 40 year old legeend and BMF Champeon, Justin Gaychee or I retire

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>It's a rerun episode

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Minor setbacks, major comebacks

just how bad is Gamrot

>>153235315
literally none of these bums will ever hold a title.

heeminder islam was begging to fight gaethje

>>153235182
Marauding

don't worry guys Volk vs Lopez 3 is in works. he will win this time for sure. Movshart and Leon 2.0 can eat dicks.

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>>153235333
…

>islam wanted to fight gaethje (managed by ali)
>now islam wants to fight usman (managed by ali)
it's almost as if...

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anyone else think Jean Silva beats poolk? It's just not me, right?

>>153235419
Jeandaddy beats the shit out of Clitia Topiglet but y’all not ready for that conversation

ruffy duffy luffy scuffy or whatever, at the end of the day a brazza got ko'd and that's AWESOME

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>BEASTpuria is making him squeal again
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

>>153235470
Kira queen wept

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>>153235333
Gaethje.....??? N-No brazza he too young, give me Usman on short notice. Please.....

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>>153235470
My birth control bussy has the BVLL squealing every night!

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just leaving this here in case someone wants to talk about clitties

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>>153235517
Wish Usdaddy would let me oink and squirt on it!

>>153231714
Getting his chin deleted by Silva in the rematch

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>>153235569
Still can't believe Clittyslam said this....

Nah fuck that

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Clitia loves doing cleanup on Slamdaddy’s spunked sissies

You guys are so retarded holy shit.

>>153231851
He genuinely can't stop getting filtered by a jab. he just got figured out

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>Spunk my naughty greasy bacon gole Daddypuria daddy

>>153235632
mr fucking einstein over here!

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>>153235617
This piggy OINKIN' and SQUEELAN' fo his Slamdaddy sloppy thirds, except for in the case of Arman. Curious.

>gole

Islam runs from Ilia and Ilia runs from Arman but also Islam beat Arman so wtf

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>Usdaddy.....i NEED it BADLY

>>153235182
He hasn't fought anyone elite yet

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>>153235695
Armdaddy always got Bottomuria’s boiminge queefing

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>Diegaped Loosebussy broke both his feet and got farted on by grandpa Volk

>>153235315
kino pic, I wish they were all just slightly better. Jean could be champ but his dogshit fight IQ won't let him

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>I'M SUCH A NAUGHTY KNOCKED UP BBC PIGGY

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How it felt being a fan of the fighting nerds in 2025

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Ticktock Volbussy

>>153233669
155 has been a logjam since Conor won the belt. The rankings are a joke

>takes 2 years off after a bad run
>gets even worse
What did Tai mean by this

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>>153235961
>blood
The only blood that's shed in Evloev fights are his own when he curls up into a ball from being hit

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGY1J9XTXuw
I'm back after 3 days off what have I missed

did are volk win

>>153236135
I watch almost every ufc event. I have zero recollection of ever watching an Evloev fight

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>>153236135
Albeit Pignold was one whose Faceussy was gushing

>>153235867
this but a webm of gay sex among men

>>153236217
You and virtually everyone else who isn't an inbred Muslim. I only remember the Allen and Sterling fights.

WE cannot follow THEM.

>>153236250
But enough about Jon Jones search history.

>>153236321
didn't mention it at all thougheverbeit

as he's (jon jones) not gay

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Movdaddy Molested Diegaped Lobussy’s maggot minge before it was cool

>another knee surgery
>out until November at the earliest
Is it over for schaubkat?

>>153236371
There is no way he is given a title shot as his first fight to return right?

>>153236385
why not

>open /heem/
>americans posting about mma
>euros going full schizo spamming homosexual fantasies
see you next weekend. i’m out

Reminder that Evloev had to cheese the rules so hard to survive against THE Arnold Allen that they outright changed the rules about knees to grounded opponents so that nobody could do that bullshit again

>>153236399
thawtls vis an vis finnchad finlandmonov getting a title shot on his return?

>pignold cheated
>still lost
Why are Lee pigbies so frail and weak?

>>153236402
even according to the rules at the time the fight shouldn't have been paused
arnold won regardless

>>153236393
Why would he?

>>153236426
would you prefer jiu jitsu shoot box garry formerly machado?

>>153236446
Why not?

>>153236476
garry is not as fun to watch as are shavster and we're now in the paramount+ ad free era for starters

>>153236525
Ok

enough of men hugging. going back to kpop

everyone knows i am right

So did Khamzat retire after losing or is he gonna fight again?

I went to put chili flakes on my meal and accidentally poured out multiple tablespoons. Didn't want to waste the food so I still are it. My ass is quite literally heemed.

>>153231665
Hooker losing is always funny because he acts like such an edgelord tough guy
>I'M DRAGGING YOU TO THE HOSPITAL WITH ME
>CRUSHING YOUR DREAMS WILL MAKE ME FEEL WARM INSIDE
shut the fuck up bro. just go out there and do your thing. nobody feels intimidated

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>>153231714
Yair or Silva rematch

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>Volk decisions Movshart
>Volk decisions Le ronny
>Volk decisions Silva

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Surely Bumoit’s team know Arman would hospitalise him? Dude got worked by money Moicano on the ground

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>SHARTman pakijeet is already trembling
KEK

>>153236979
it's genuinely hilarious how often 4chinners are astonished by people believing in themselves and targeting very difficult, even improbable, challenges
but that's why you're a neet

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>no numbered events in February because they don't want a Black champion in Black History Month
y'all ain't slick

>>153236805
damn bappa

>>153237014
kino list 2bh. but if Volk wants to legitimize his second reign, he needs to beat Evloev and Silva

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How long could you last with Mya Lesnar?

>>153237009
learn to read English Jose. I said surely BSD’s TEAM knows that fight isn’t going well for him

Adesanya vs Pyfer should be great.

>>153237009
AARON FUCKING PICO

>>153237039
doesn't change anything about your bewilderment, neet
>>153237075
be a friend to yourself. take a break

Aaron "Bewilderment" Pico

BSD has an exciting future of going life and death with Arman’s sloppy seconds

>>153237074
literally who

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This was a tough one

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ankalaev vs pereira 3

>>153237149
A sport legend and an all-time great whose star may be fading, taking on a young and hungry contender. It's a classic matchup. Best part is that both fighters have very exciting styles so we should be in for a stand-up war.

They should do Ankalaev vs Walker 3

>>153237037
Holly molly elite genes
Imagine the giants she could birth for you
I maybe would impregnate

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But he drinks from le wholesome reddit chungus maori haka shoe :o

>>153237182
alright you sold me take my money unless you're daner or a helwani

>>153237009
There's self belief and then's delusion. Benoit could barely control Poirier, Arman could legitimately cripple him if given enough time.

Why did they not score the knockdown for Lopes? He got a knockdown

isn't benoit sans penis the methadone mouthed zogbot that dustbin "no hips" poirier heemed into a living death

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>>153237014
If Van didn't fraudmaxx his way to a belt, this would probably be the only list of champs to beat pic related

Were the fights good?
I wnated to watch fiziev /prates and Volk Diego

>>153237402
fights?

>>153237278
Tuivasa, whatever happens there?

>>153237356
They never score it if he just pops right back up

>>153237346
congrats you just found out that driven people are sometimes perceived as delusional
now go get a job

>>153237402
Prates vs Fizev was good. Volk vs Lopes was not the most exciting fight and shouldnt have been made but if youre a fan of volk at least its a fight

>>153231714
leave team lobo, move to lightweight a year from now

learn to cut off the cage

>>153237471
Thanks Sven, so nothing worth watching?

Prates?

>>153237471
it was a good volk performance but the whole card can be watched in highlight form

>>153237496
Maybe bsd vs hooker if you like seeing hooker doing good until he gets taken down. Also I meant Ruffy of course.

Kody “Delusional” Steele
Aaron “Driven” Pico

>>153237552
Oh yeah it definitely was just not the most exciting to watch but it had its moments

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need to do that again

kody "derusionar" steer

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>>153237597
we have mystical treats in store for us next week

>>153237014
blacks can't fight anyway

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Republish if you agree

eye pokes killed the UFC. It's over

uncanovski

>>153237800
>Republish
This aint the Daily Mail

>landing a first round eye poke leads to a win 74% of the time
>less than 1% of eyepokes lead to a point deduction
lol
lmao
if you don't take your free foul you're actually inting

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Does the UFC have no fucking shame? They realize Muslims watch this right? Or do they not care about our feelings?

Why did Guru seethe so much about the scorecards? Volk completely shut down Lopes' offence and won more clearly than he did the first time? You can call it boring if you like, but the 4-1 scorecards were absolutely correct, Guru said he had it 2-2 going into the 5th

>>153238115
it's times like these i miss jolie's poiriers

>>153238115
>They realize Muslims watch this right?
Actually sports that involve striking of the face are haram, both to watch and participate in.

never buying paramount lmao it's so dogshit. All the mudslime champions are hiding because they're inbred pussies so what's the point

>>153238268
Arrogance and Pride (Kibr): A defining feature is considering oneself superior to others, which is strictly condemned in Islam. This includes mocking or belittling others.
Lack of Empathy: An inability or unwillingness to feel for others, resulting in selfish behavior that exploits people for personal gain.
"Worshipping" Personal Desires: The Quran (25:43) refers to those who take their own desires as their god, highlighting the extreme self-centeredness of a narcissist. Deflection and Lack of Accountability: Like Iblis, a narcissist often refuses to take responsibility, instead deflecting blame onto others.

>>153235182
>ruffy fight
fluke. ruffy was sick
>dookie fight
fluke. dookie was winning until he lost

dookie dan should retire before his brain retires on him

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admit ruffy is a good striker

>>153238297
>dont feel superior to others but kill the kuffar or however the goat moans

>>153238119
He's trying to appear less of a brazza hater by seething at every "boring" fight even though that fight was nowhere near as boring as umar fights or islam vs jdm.

>>153238119
who cares, boring fight cut both fighters

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>>153238119
It’s shaping up to be another bad year for piggies

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>>153238409
Sexy big dick brazza daddies get ya kottbullar clitty nice and moist huh

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lmao wtf

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>>153238419
pigs are cute tho
we love pork too but not as much as khabib, he has a pork roast for dinner every night

>>153238570
We don’t post selfies here.

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sadly ilia ragdolls and subs ruffy within 30 seconds of the striking not going his way

>>153237278
>4+6=9
This is messing with me

>>153238613
damn how did mitchell take down and control this beast so easily

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>>153238613
Zaldaddy had that pigga quittin and Shittin

Xhe got saved by the bell from xer BVLL!

bryce on his best night subs islam

islam got knocked out

>>153237278
ferguson-esque

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>>153233924
Why couldn’t Aspinall do this to Gane?

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>>153238678
Bacon bussy bryanna still sharts out the Mossad milkies Jeandaddy pumped xer up with, sadly

Bryce Mitchell is undefeated against Muslims.

islam/jdm and volk/lopes would probably have been better fights if the losers didn't suck and had more paths to victory other than fluke TKO/KO

>>153238763
this is essentially a new language

flukes don't exist in mma

My fighter look-alike is dan hooker

>>153238863
Thats not true

All wins are flukes actually

>>153238863
Lopes vs silva

>>153237014
Does any champion have a fight scheduled?

All of Islam's wins? Yeah all flukes

>>153238952
silva was rushing in like a retard and diego timed a spinning elbow
not a fluke

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do you really just sit on heem all day and post the same thing over and over and over and over again

>>153238954
do you have any child orgy scheduled?

>>153239011
Sorry to disappoint but I'm not Jewish.

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We love Chadsrael here.

>>153239032
Even the holy land has goyim in abundance I see.

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>>153238981
yes

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Clittyslam cannot pleasure a woman with his tiny clitty i fear

>>153239094
There are about 2 Million Christians and Muslims here yea.

>>153237346
Arman could hold him down and cup his balls in front of an arena full of twenty thousand screaming fans. Maybe he'd slip a single finger into BSD's waiting rectum. "The best way to control a man is by his butthole," maybe Arman would whisper, as BSD's eyes widen in surprise. Maybe then, Arman would use a kimura to maneuver BSD face down, ass up. And as the crowd roared in ecstasy -- they are there with Arman in their minds; their finger is his finger -- Arman might ease BSD's shorts down, bit by bit... exposing first one hirsute cheek, then another... until BSD sits there with his cheeks spread and you can see it now! The finger in his anus. There is nothing left to the imagination as Arman slowly lowers his own shorts, then removes his jockstrap...

And the crowd goes wild!

>>153239122
Based subservient goyslave.

WE FOLLOW THEM HERE!

>>153239168
We shouldn't forfeit the kingdom of Jerusalem.

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>>153239122
You ever fuck a Jewess with big Khazar milkers?

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>>153239150
Chills!

>>153238824
Yeah but he's 0 for 1 against Brazilian warlocks who use forbidden voodoo to send him wet dreams in the night