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Ticktock bussynovski
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>>153243126
tko merchant who got put out cold by a guy volk won 10 rounds against . . .
the projects are getting worse and worse
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>>153243126
Lopes really heemed the most exciting prospect in the division only to shit his pants when it mattered AGAIN. Fuck Poopes
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>>153243147
lopez was losing till silva went full retard. fair play to him though to be fair
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>>153243140
Brutal fluke tko albeit we did more damage to Lobussy in one round than Poolk managed in 50 minutes
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>>153243043
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>>153243126
What's next for these three fighters? Maybe Arman? Morales/Prates? and title shot?
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>>153243157
fasho
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Anyone else not coping mentally?
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>>153243157
>We could be living in a timeshift where Silva flatlined the mulletard and bald pointshitter back to back and been champ already
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they've given up on noncesar kwab
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>>153243183
Silva was losing before he lost
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Movsar would be a better champ than Poolk atp
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how lopez beat the shit out of ortega will always be a mystery
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>>153243204
Movdaddy got ya bacon gape leakin and he ain’t even in London yet!
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>>153243217
T-CTE is a bum
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the mact of the fatter is that silva was about to be winning before he lost he was getting to to it because he always take the first rounds off and then really starts winning
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Silva could very well beat Lopes in a rematch but will he get the chance to?
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>>153243277
Where does Dana fit in all of this?
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>>153243277
This can’t be true. DDPonald prefers to be a sissy bottom
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Herzog and Beltran are crooked, everyone else is just incompetent.

Few understand this.
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>>153243324
beltrans a bumbling retard
zog is skilled but evil
herb is unironically good guy greg, skilled, knowledgeable, good job
goddard is a tryhard and gay
rest are gay
no nonsense keif is aight
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>point fights for 5 rounds
>point fights for 3 rounds and hugs for 2 rounds
which is better
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Just watched the bsd fight. He’s genuinely an ass fighter and it looked like hooker was on track to win and threw it on purpose. I’d pick paddy over both unironically
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>>153243439
BSD said he wants to fight Max (winner of Max/Charles) and Max will volume punch him into a 49-46
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>>153243412
Let me take you down cause I'm going to strawberry heems
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>>153243447
he's not surviving 5 rounds against max
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>>153243447
Max by TKO if it’s a 5 rounder. Looked like he was starting to gas against Dan’s corpse
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brazilian mma social media rn is a bunch of low IQ tards sucking off Ruffy saying he was dominating fiziev and is a future champ. God I fucking hate the sharting nerds so much
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Is Quinlan Salkild actually any good? Seems like the type of prospect to get fraud checked by 42 year old Michael Johnson
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leerawne vs volk is next fer sure
nightmare matchup for volk
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KNUCKLEMANIA VI WEEK
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>>153243477
That is weird. Why do you hate them so?
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>>153243500
Lerone doesn’t have the tdd to beat Movsar
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>>153243454
>>153243460
how dare you doubt bsd's couer
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>>153243550
What did I do
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woopsie doodle!
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one
more
run
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that crap is on and no one is watching it
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>>153243744
What is on?
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>>153243888
Ufc boxing show
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>>153243888
Fear Factnor Featuring Johnny Koncksville
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finna eat two large beijing beefs
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>>153244078
you can eat my beijing braps, playa!
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slapshit failed
poofta boxing is DOA
all of dana's project fighters fail
everything he touches turns to schaub
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>>153244084
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>>153243504
our girl is knucking this week bros
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>>153244078
My cockmeat?
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>>153244085
Keep spending the remainder of your life staying up until 3AM maybe Dana will finally fall! You got this "bro"!
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>my crush broke up with her bf 2 weeks ago
>planned to wait until after valentine's day to make a move
>she's started talking to a new guy
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>planned to wait
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>>153244218
Bro, you have to make moves on women fast. As soon as they "get to know you", you're friendzoned.
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"we move" - me
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The beef is here!
-me (to the tune of The Champ is here!)
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Tito this is my third time sending this back, I ordered an carne asada and you keep sending me pollo
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DC and Bisping on commentary together is no good. Both are slow to react and stumble over each other. One fighter is all that's needed.
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Dream commentator lineup
DC
Nam Pham
Matt Hamill
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tatsuro taira and brendan fitzgerald
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Tick tock Topuria...
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>diego "fights smart"
>does worse
fighters are too retarded to know when to fight retarded
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>>153244719
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>>153244836
he tried to fight retarded at points and got the worst of every exchange when he decided to do so
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>>153243281
Dana was the concubine
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Put him 2-3 years dagistan and forget
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>>153244879
you must be referring to the handful of moments that looked like an actual fight where someone could get hurt
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>>153244927
Put you inside the cage with either of them and you'd be shitting blood for weeks. Food for thought.
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Perchance as anybody here ever shit blood, hmm?
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>>153244945
death before dishonor
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>>153244985
only my enemy's blood
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it's literally this simple to heem volk
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>>153245105
just how good is movbeastdaddychampiongod
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>>153245172
We're gonna find out Saturday night baby
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>>153243412
I Want to Heem Your Head
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Holy shit, don't look now but this Strickbeast card is stacked af
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hello r/heem. my punches are so powerful that i'm concerned about getting cte just from shadowboxing. the force of it is shaking my brain. how do i solve this issue?
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finland
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>>153244894
i love wmma now
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>>153243412
ringo is best beatle many are saying this
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>>153245268
Based
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Owwie, I broke both my footsies :(
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Song Yadog done got his shit pushed in by Omalley
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>have bad footwork
>break your feet
classic
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zachary cheese
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aamupaskal
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the only thing you need to know about ilia topuria to understand why he's the goat...
he knew going into the fight with volk that he needed to lose until he won
despite his incredible talent, he was humble and intelligent enough to know he wasn't going to beat volk's ass in a normal fight
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ilia and islam are both dogshit
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>>153245344
facts, makwan beats both
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>>153245320
there were "people" here thinking an asian would beat an irishman. LOL
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>>153245348
twice on a sunday I fear
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>>153245389
wtf is this a filter?
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Fuck ESPN, I ain't afraid to say it
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apex fight next this week legit better than the last 2 cards, not evne joking.
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wtf this card is strong as fuck
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>>153245394
I believe it's the standard Muslim filter
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Tom-pilled
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>>153245505
tom and his consequences have been a disaster for mma
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ive been watching the heavyweight disasters from the beginning
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Wtf this weed is strong af
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you see, if volk cared about the 25k finish bonus, we may have gotten a finish. pay. fighters. less.
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vagina
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how does he do it
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The gloves should be bigger and more restrictive to make grappling harder and UFC should say it's because eye pokes
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>>153245577
The gloves should be harder and sharper and impossible to ever remove.
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>>153245565
>just don't tap
>just get up
it's that simple
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>>153245538
Don’t forget the Australian government taking 55% of every check

Why does anyone fight in Australia
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>>153245598
>what are marginal tax rates
american education
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What's your appetite on Volk vs Max 4?
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>>153245598
Been watching you post for an while man and I have to say you have hoeish tendencies. Respectfully.
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>>153245598
shut up hoe
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>>153245389
>actually real
is this leaked from kadyrov's phone? the thing everyone was talking about last week with the hack?
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Lightweights on SUICIDE WATCH
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Nigga
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Dana White's black ooze secreting from his sac and enveloping the UFC Apex contender series nitro franklin
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What I think ufc champions would do for work if mma did not exist
>Joshua Van - male prostitute/thug shaker in the blackest ghettos in houston
>Petr Yan - unemployable
>Alexander Volkanovski - the type of midget mall security guard you could definitely kill bare handed
>Justin Gaethje - the retard who stands in front of the entrance at walmart
>Ilia Topuria - extra small condom tester
>Islam Makhachev - serial rapist who rapes the same women over and over again and gets away with it because he lives in a corrupt shithole
>Alex Pereira - bouncer who keeps accidentally killing people
>Tom Aspinall - the type of cop that arrests you for saying paki on facebook
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now is the time for an 18 year old giant athletic phenom to conquer the ufc heavyweight division and shatter the youngest champ record
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>stop running, kayla..
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Volk vs 2 kilos of australian waguy steak
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>>153245708
That could be me.
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wow so glad I didn't watch that card and went to sleep instead going to a decision with tuivasa should get you publically executed
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>>153245239
yeah I'm skipping this bitch too
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>>153244218
>started talking
so what? its only talking, women aren't loyal to anything retard
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mw3DYcyqX8k
one loose screw could have saved the UFC...
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Yo Sneed, wanna exchange your meth for some dark mythical riffian hashish pack?
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>>153245239
It's another Ape- I mean MetaQuest Arena card!
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PowerSlap is the fastest growing sport in the world. It will be in the 2032 Olympics.
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>>153245411
excellent image bruder and yes it will be a magical night
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>>153243043
Who is stronger within their respective weight class: Welterweight who can bench 315 lbs, squat 405 lbs, deadlift 500 lbs for 1rms. Or middleweight who can bench 350 lbs, squat 450 lbs and deadlift 550 lbs for 1rms.
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>>153245856
I can get you 180 day eu visitor visa for 2 kilo a lamb shawarma and a small fanta
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>>153245898
what a strange question
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>>153245897
that bitches last fight was so low level I question the sanity of matchmaking
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>>153244871
kek
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>>153243166
Spammy with the trvke.
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>colorized footage of DJT negotiating the white house card with Dana
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negotiate my balls across your forehead/forehead equivalent
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>>153245942
Ari is amassing a stable of bald fuck creatures to satisfy his most perverted fantasies. DC was formed as a receptacle for gay billionaire cock. Anik is his longest running experiment but still he resists the bald fuck-creature morphology. Like a patient in a mental asylum, Anik cheeks his steroids and still refuses to descend into the squat, bald, steroid infused fuck toad of Ari's deepest desire
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>>153245952
Lil donnie poopy pants is getting impeached before it happens
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>>153245984
americans will dew fokkin nuttin
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>>153246054
do your parents know you're a retarded subhuman tranny?
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>>153245912
Basically what percentiles would they be in terms of strength in the weight classes?
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>>153246066
his father raped him
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>>153246077
this is a more reasonable question but some welterweights are colbys and some are usmengs the body comp and mass within the division varies greatly so an average wouldn't even be all that revealing, the ratio though between all the lifts is 1.11 and between 185:170 is 1.08 so if you want an approximate there is one for (You)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RMvgavY1Hc

its up
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After Jizzy paved the way for epic anime arcs is Yan the only one to follow in his steps?
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>>153246160
dricruto ragdolls and subs khamzat in the rematch
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why do they call him show gun
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heeminder khamzat was not credited with any submission attempts whilst dricus attempted 1
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>>153246261
Why try if you know you'll fail?
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>>153245565
Volk has been progressively overloading his brain cells with alcoholism so he can longer get heemed
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>>153246295
why try if you're terrified of gassing out and only doing the bare minimum so the ref won't stand you up*
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>>153246160
Jiri’s is still in progress
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>>153246261
oh so he won without even trying? cool didnt know he was that cool thanks for informing me about this
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>>153246332
Jiri got heemd by the dark chaman twice wtf are you on about heeming bums like khalel and jamalel is not an arc
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>>153244218
Faggot
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tony halme is the most powerful heaveyweight ever thougheverbeit
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>>153246261
arman bosses that nerd around
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>>153246436
Laying down a beating next to the Howler Head logo. Let's go! Long live Dana White. Long live Meta.
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>>153246436
me when I get knocked down by a ghost
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We cannot follow the wonk or the hook.
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>>153246501
But how else would I get a ride in the Howler Head bang bus?
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>>153246443
So powerful that he heemed himself
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why don’t they just kick the dwarf in his big, bald head?
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Dana in his old age is obsessed with gambling, money, and general excess. Dana won’t leave ufc because he’ll eventually lose access to those things if he doesn’t have the income ufc provides.
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>>153246521
75 year old senile Dana still making weird videos with onlyfans cooz sounds kino
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he's just too slick
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>>153246382
Getting his revenge on Poatan will complete the arc
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>>153246509
allegedly and no one really believes so but if it were true that is as alfa as it gets
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>>153246543
Jacked up white boy
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>>153246549
Someone murdered him?
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We follow them here.
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Mma Guru scored it 3-2 Lopez
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>>153246563
Yes sir!
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>>153246554
many are saying this
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>>153246563
Factual post
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>>153246563
Mossad infiltration of mma isn’t examined enough
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>you become heavyweight ufc champ
>dana white lifts the weight limit
>your opponent
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>>153246616
who dat
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>>153246547
He fights Gane after Gane heems Turd Asspiss Jirriah has no path to him anymore
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>>153246618
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>>153246626
michael jackson?
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>>153246543
Nothing "elite" about it at all. Many fighters on the roster could train themselves to throw cardio kickboxing pitter patter. Most just don't want to embarrass the sport by throwing at 5% power and running away.
Valentina probably unironically hits harder than volk now.
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>>153246543
Lighter pro fighters are built like roosters. They hold all their weight in their upper bodies and nothing in their cores compared to real athletes. I’m pretty sure anyone under 200lb in any pro circuit would probably die or get paralyzed from a routine NFL tackle.
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>>153246616
Oscar de la Hoya beat this nigga like a slave who stole bread
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I no black I dominican papi!
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>>153246655
ITS MAAM
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>>153246635
Yes every shitty bum could be Volk and make 20x their current purse but they choose not to because le honour
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>>153246667
>purse
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>>153246662
>>153246670
This Doo beat the best American athlete ever with ease
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>>153246675
Intentional misgendering is a felony in Canada. The royal mounties have been dispatched.
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did you see are daner?
came in a black benz, left in a white one
jon's just a hoodlum he came with his bonsam when the cops wanna try somethin'
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No i don't think so
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very disrespectful
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respectedfully
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>>153246699
you came in a black?
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a real immovable object and unstoppable force situation rn
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>>153246717
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>>153245565
kek volk is such a shitter
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walkout music?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5bCIceisF0
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>>153246699
This dude kinda zesty tho...
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>>153246784
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>tfw when i'm in a sad lonely cunt competition and my opponent is finland
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tried to warn you guys about aspinall riding a old ass road bike from like 2009
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>>153246801
Step aside bitches
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hey pal its monday
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>>153246815
don't respond to the scot tard he is a sad lonely cunt by his own admission
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>>153246667
Never said honour. Volk just has no shame so he's able to do it. But what I said was true. As boring as it would be, Evloev or Murphy easily beats Volk.
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>>153246834
>Evloev
lol no
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What's next for Colin Charles?
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>>153246840
>>Evloev
Yeah, sadly. Submission escapes won't help, he'll just take him down and give his own pitter patter. Volk is clearly on the decline with each year. 6 more months he'll be even worse. We have to be honest.
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Volk is too old, Evloev won't be able to lay on top of him.
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Evloevs not even in consideration its Silva getting the next shot
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>>153246094
At what arm span reach would you say that being in the welterweight group is more advantageous than getting stronger and moving up? Like a threshold below which its better to stay lighter cuz otherwise getting in range would be too difficult even with greater strength.
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Volk is 37, Evloev won't be able to keep it up for 5 rounds.
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wow validity eh, big word nice one. what does it mean though if you're so smart that is.
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volks just a regular bloke that proved you can beat these fighter guys by just practicing how to fight a lot.
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>>153246894
can't say but always admired colby for being a smaller man in his rightful weightclass
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Thoughbeit
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me best mate volk
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He was a partesan who protected the people
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He did Alpha Male Shit™ is what he did. He was a based swang n' banger. And in this thread, War Machine is a hero! End of story!
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bryce said that he will be teaching us gardening in the next episode of arkansanity lfg
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lowkey though, how does this nigga do in the middle weight division?
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>>153246997
>XATDADDY GONNA SUCK YOUR COCK UNTIL FOR CREAMPIE IN HE MOUTH AND GIVE YOU AIDS BLOOODY BICH XHER XHEY XHHOO XAGGOT
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>>153247050
Spammy you one ugly muh fa fr
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People assumed that Volk not getting knocked out meant he won, but he barely outpointed Lopes with jabs and leg kicks.
49-46 Lopes isn't a bad scorecard.
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>>153247074
Stats don't lie, at the end of the Gane, Gane won
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By the time Tom Aspinall fights again it will have been two years since he last fought a full round
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It wasn’t enough.
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>>153247112
surely gurucels are calling him an embarrassment to the division and implying dana white has sex with him right?
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I got Aspinall by ko
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Im fuken pooing
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USADA in the bin
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>>153247074
Volbussy is a coward

We need Jeandaddy to put xer out to pasture
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Can someone pleas come hear and hold my hand this Schaub REFUSES to touch Tillwater
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>37 year olds with staph are undefeated in title shots this year
chills
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>>153247202
*Beastanovski
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>>153247202
Cold hard factual trvth. Many have said this and even more (volk fans) were embarrassingly thinking it as they watched it, constantly having to try and convince their friends watching that it was actually le high level...
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People complain about no real fans being at the White House fight when half the cards are in the Apex.
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>>153247245
That's what I need, drunken members of the middle class booing clinch work.
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>>153247245
>no fans
will they have air conditioning at least?
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>>153247245
People complain about the apex all the time. It's half of Ariel's content alone. Most were complaining that the white house card might only be rich people and politicians who aren't 'real fans'.
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fan my balls across your forehead
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>>153247245
the gaypex has basically ruined this sport though
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>It's half of Ariel's content alone
Imagine knowing that
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>>153247274
Ariel's one of the good ones.
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GOATpex derangement syndrome
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>>153247278
he most definitely is not
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What's a pex anyways? in the bin I say.
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We follow Ariel Helwani on x.com.
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>>153247236
it wasn't high level because diego lopes fucking sucks
>ehh yeh he spent all year learning how to stop me circling right so i just started circling left mate
this was Volk's master gameplan in action
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guru used his telepathic mind control powers to turn jon jones gay and for that he shall burn in heck!
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Volk has shown how he's levels above over 50 mins. Who else could potter patter and run that flawlessly? Only getting dropped TWICE
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ok i swear im not dana or hunter or ari in disguise, i just wanted to know where the fuck can i find old ppvs in hd? torrents often had terrible qualities
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I'm going to graphically talk about Jon Jones dick for the 500th day in a row, because uhhh its funny and hes gay or something
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>>153247297
>it wasn't high level
we agree on that
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I have goyim fatigue
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UFC Bros???
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>>153247347
That’s just the cost of doing business. If you were successful, you would realize this.
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>>153247347
Bro every high level politician, celebrity, and billionaire is in there
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volk won comfortably doing the bare minimum. it was adesanya-esque you could say.
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>>153247347
You'll never find Dana in there
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>>153247377
Apparently Epstein used to stream the contender series
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>>153247338
You know that means non-jew, right miss k-1?
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Epstein used Pat Barry to traffic an underage Rose
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>>153247377
daner is a man of integrity, he doesnt succumb to lust
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>>153247347
"costrate" "ari emmanuel" in the "epstein files" hh
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>>153247361
No wonder Chatri isn't in there
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>>153247406
very disrespectful
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>>153247347
>>153247395
And he downloaded shit from other boards on 4chan dot com... and if he was enough of a fan of heems to watch contender series... that means he likely has posted on /heem/... And if everyone who's communicated with Epstein ever is a peed............
Care to explain yourselves /heem/???
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>>153247410
*disrespectfru
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>>153247411
cain communicated a peed with a 9mm, does that mean hes a peed as well???
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Chatri Sitonyourdong
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>>153247426
No, but it's universally agreed upon that anyone who communicated and chopped it up with Epstein is.. You and me both agree on that.
And you were likely agreeing and (you)ing him up agreeing with his takes...
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>>153247441
I... shut up
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I hope Jeff Epstein has got his private Tel Aviv Starlink set up so he can stream the ufc white house event
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>>153247429
just to correct you there never was no dong sitting
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>>153247490
The financier?
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>>153247347
Him and his brother Rahm tag team little children in Epsteins love dungeon.
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what weight class does The Epster fights in?
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Jeff was probably subscribed to Morning Kombat
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>>153247505
no some other guy
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The Apex is better than Australian cards.
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Being able to invite women over to watch UFC on Paramount+ is a complete game changer for the dating market.
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>>153247585
I met my wife at a sports bar while watching Izzy vs Anderson
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Song big dong yadong was robbed but people are looking the other way on that gay performance just to shit on Volk, 37 year old Volk taking a Lopes with snot dripping out of his nose to school
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I met my wife at Tito's Cantina
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>>153247573
getting coffin nails through the kneecaps is better than what they serve the anzac
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>Leon Murphy vs Movsar Evloev UFC London 21st of March
That's an actual good main event. Two fighters who are close to a title shot.
We will see Mini Leon Edwards lose in front of a British crowd. Then he'll be out of the title picture forever.
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do rankings and title contention matter anymore all we want is blood and heems
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Pico is going to outclass Leon Murphy and you're going to forget in about 5 minutes how little you know about MMA.
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tää hyvältä näyttää, sä tiedät sen itsekin
tosi hyvältä näyttää, eturessut tyhjensin
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>>153247645
Either way victory is assured for the ummah!
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ummah sharif
ummah epps
ummah candy
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>>153247660
>>153247660
Thoughts on Ronedaddy’s meaty Muzdaddy BBC Lee rigaping infidel pigclitties?
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>>153247695
nigga its monday go clock in at publix
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ummah my balls across your forehead
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>>153247700
We’re all such suicidal unemployed piggies!!

Need a BBC to oink me to rest like Austin Metcalf!!
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>>153247395
He's just like me
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>>153247713
got dam u actually do the most for the least lmfao
take a screenshot of your 4plebs archive folder we wanna see the hours u clock in here
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Nigger
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>>153247735
Is that from your BBC daddy folder?

Suicidal piggies need their heads oinked off Lee rigaped style sadly
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>>153247713
>>153247735
spammy got cooked ngl
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>>153247747
release the files nigga dont be embarrassed
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>>153247660
I’ve had some abysmal UFC takes but nothing quite as bad as
>bro Pico is a monster and will beat an undefeated UFC contender
how the fuck did anyone believe this
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>>153247740
but enough about italians
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LEON EDWARD MOMENT
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>>153247762
Keep dumpling your BBC daddy folder.
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>>153247763
He did thoughbeit. As much as we want to for the memes, we can't ignore he bullied Murphy like no one else before getting caught by a meme elbow.
Enough that he Pico would unironically be a heavy favorite if they rematched.
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>>153247770
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>>153247777
>TRVTH NVKE
>TRVTH NVKE
>TRVTH NVKE
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Kody Steele.

Aaron Pico.

Tallison Teixeira.
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>>153247799
only one of these titans has won in the org
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WE cannot follow THEM. THEY are DEMONS.
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>>153247799
Aiemann Zahabi?? Anshul Jibli?? Hello?? Go fuck yuorself??
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>>153247660
this was true though
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Arman SARRRukyan
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>>153247811
Drowning your sorrows in poison to dull your crippling depression IS following... Poor miss k-1.
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>>153247777
>le heckin 4chan contrarian XD
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Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
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Zahabi? you mean the only ranked Canadian fighter? Peach b fer sure prawlspect
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>>153247777
>>153247843
pico's offense was of no moment
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>>153247811
factual post bruder hh
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>>153247876
waddap b
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Wow yuo guys. UFO 50 is a incerdible game.
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Gane won the battle of ideas.
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>>153247868
lol he beat him up and ragdolled him in every single exchange besides getting caught. You know I'm speaking the truth, I can tell it really bothers you to remember. He took him down at will, controlled every second of the fight.
Sad as it is, he is a heavy favorite if they immediately rematched like I said. If he wasn't good he woudn't have bullied Murphy like no one else has been able to do lol. Sorry, it's just the facts.
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What is Anthony Smith going to do for money?
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>>153247923
murph xistas...
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hook or wonk LMAO
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happy bo Nigger month
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>>153247923
I pray they rematch so I can win a few grand on Murphy (again)
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153247923
(You)
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Pico's redemption arc will be kino. The neet bong will continue to seethe.
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>>153247923
Makwan did it first
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>>153247958
post the winning slip
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A supermajority of Pico's losses have come from him getting heemed dead, no one could have seen that elbow coming.
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Ruffy heemd fiziev who went to ward with gaethje who destroyed Paddy but Paddy would heem ruffy
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>>153248000
And ruffy would heem gaethje.
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pico is a strong candidate for the first UFC death he unironically needs to retire
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Who do you guys think would have won if the prime Conor vs prime Tony fight had happened?
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>>153248019
tony
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>>153248019
Conor would have had him on ice skates the whole fight, probaby the fight would be stopped in the 3rd or 4th but I don’t think Tony gets put out. It’d be similar to what Gaethje did to him but worse
Sad that the only matchup we got between Conor Tony and Khabib was Conor and Khabib
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>>153248019
Tony vs Khabib is the greatest fight to never happen, i was looking for a Schaub post in the archives and i came across a thread where heemers were discussing that fight, how Tony's cardio could surprise Khabib and whatnot
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Connor and Khabib both dogwalk Tony
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>>153247923
Except everyone who’s tried because Murphy is a terrible wrestler (which is why he’ll lose to movsar). Murphy also hadn’t heemed someone since THE mr Finland 5 years ago
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>>153248038
We missed a lot of great fights from those days. Conor vs Tony, Tony vs Khabib, Aldo vs Khabib, Conor vs Freddie
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>>153248057
>Freddie
*Frankie kek
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Tony died when gathje hit him with that jab and Tony shook his head begging the ref to end the fight.
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>>153248037
Tony was already shot after his knee injury and Conor can’t keep that pace for 5. He’d need a tko within 3 or he’d start to gas and get subbed
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>>153248067
He was actually gearing up, getting ready to defy the script presented to him. Herb had to step in to protect is parlay
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>>153248076
>Conor can’t keep that pace for 5
The whole point of the rematch against Nate was proving that he could, and that was at 170. He’d be fine for 5 rounds at lightweight
The narrative about him easily gassing is unfair. The Nate fight was two weight classes above his previous fight, where he KO’d Aldo in 13 seconds. He just gassed because he believed in his power too much and tried to KO Nate. It was a learning experience and he learned not to trust his power too much
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>>153247905
Not much b how was yuor weekend
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Pico? Tawlmbout the Sega Pico b? B-b-;beast of an console
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>>153248019
Similar to Conor vs Nate 1. Conor empties the tank trying to heem and Tony survives then darce when Conor gasses
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>>153248097
He still got heavily fucked up in the second Nate fight though, if we’re talking actual prime Tony from around the barboza/RDA fights he is much better everywhere than journeyman Nate.
I’m no Tonycel but go watch the cowboy fight and compare it to that version, he was already badly declined by the time garth murked him
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>>153248119
The difference between them is the chin, Nate is a neanderthal retard that was just tanking Conor’s shots, which basically blunts Conor’s entire chance in a fight because he’s a KO artist. It was an impressive technical achievement to still be able to win.
Tony is a better fighter but doesn’t have Nate’s chin. I think he’d just spend the fight getting rocked and then doing ninja rolls until the fight is stopped because one of his eyes is hanging out
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>>153247979
I was in Vegas and had a paper slip. Did not take a photo of it because I’m not a faggot. $900 at +140
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>>153248057
>>153248066
Freddy tanked Jason's hammer fists, he could take Gooby to a decision
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Whaddup playa!
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i think enough time has passed for you guys to not be emotional about this... tony 48-47.
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>>153248152
Kek
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>>153248140
Conor definitely could stop Tony by TKO, I still think it needs to be in the first 2 rounds or the fight is going to snowball downhill from there. Tony had a good chin and doesn’t get discouraged after being rocked
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>>153248105
the usual
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>>153248181
Yeah. It would have been kino :/
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volk was never good
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Gooby sprinting away full speed away from Nate and refusing to engage really proved to us that he could go 5 hard rounds
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CLD is going to execute Dolidookie
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Volk has not surpassed Aldo as the GOAT FW.
People need to stop saying that. They said the same dumb shit about Holloway, now suddenly Holloway isn’t even relevant in the conversation and it’s still Aldo that Volk is being compared against. Yeah, and it will still be Aldo after Volk’s run is over too and the next guy needs to measure up
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Still can't believe so many cazzies here actually picked Paddy.

Dude had zero wins over top 10 ranked fighters and you retards STILL thought he could hang with Justin Gaethje.
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>>153248332
Funny how Holloway stopped being relevant for the 145lb goat after losing to Volk 3 times and getting knocked the fuck out by Topuria huh? Crazy how that happens.
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>>153248333
You have sex with men.
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Decision wins arent real wins. The other guy is still totally healthy and ready to keep fighting but because of arbitrary times rules that are just needed to make sure the event doesnt go on forever, the company just says you win even though the other guy isnt beaten.
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Duude he beat THE fart hominick
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>>153248341
If your GOAT status can be altered when you start losing, it was too early to call you the GOAT
Aldo was the undefeated FW champion for 12 years. By the time he started losing it didn’t affect his legacy
Holloway had a great but brief run and people wanted to crown him. Oops, actually he’s shit. Yeah, maybe you should have slowed your horses before crowning him
Same thing is happened now with Volk, and it doesn’t even make sense. Volk is taking L’s during his short reign, Aldo never did
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>>153248372
What?
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People forget man. Aldo was a decrepit 29 when Conor jawed him in tirteen seconds
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funniest thing about Silva? he got 10-8'd and finished by a guy Volk played around for 10 rounds with. there are levels to this.
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>>153248410
Considering he started his career at 17 yeah
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>>153248417
We all saw silva beating the shit out of lopes before he got too reckless. He’d be -300 in a rematch
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I wanna see Volk vs Volkov, book it
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>>153248332
Volk beat Aldo
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styles make fights and paddy happens to peem arman via stylistic chess match. i'm not happy about it either but you need to accept it.
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>>153248429
Max started his career at 16 so I guess none of his losses count either
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>>153248442
When he was washed idiot
>>153248451
The difference is that Max wasn’t the champion that entire time
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you can't count any of Aldo's losses after he got heemed against him, but you can give him credit for his dominant victories over elite competition such as Stephens, Moicano, and Munhoz
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Also was 33 when Volk beat him btw
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They dont go to school
They dont have a job
But they PAID
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>>153248459
it wasn't even a close fight, if he was actually any good he would have been more than a speed bump to Volk on the come-up who hadn't even' figured his game out yet
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>>153248466
>Nooooo you must always unfairly compare past fighters resumés to modern fighters
Aldo was the best in his time, obviously the sport has advanced since then and there are more elite fighters. He would have been more advanced too if he fought today
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please tell me i'm not the only one here who remembers khabib nurmagomedov
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Tapturo
Connor
Aldo
Volk

Your opinion= WGAF
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>>153248496
>Would have been

Coulda woulda shoulda ahh nigger
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>>153248506
Who tf is Connor? Do you mean Conor Mcgregor, you fucking tard?
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Bud turned into a wrestler
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goat conversations are biggest retard shit because it will never be properly measured.
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>>153248486
Prime Aldo heems Poopuria and Islam
How did Volk do?
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talmbout OPs talmbout me next
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>>153248526
Yeah I mean it's not like we could ever see what Aldo vs Holloway and Aldo vs Volk would look like
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>>153248504
Do you mean Umar?
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Volk gets caught
Aldo gets dominated
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>>153248534
yeah Aldo one is a bit stupid because he got dogpiled on when he was still young. I am talking more about Anderson Silva and such.
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>>153248515
His name is connor

Suck my dick!
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>>153248526
I got soemthing you can porperly measure. Respectfully.
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>>153248554
yeah with some sort of micron scope
bitch
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>>153248564
Slaughtered that slant eye sissy
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>>153248466
Aldo lost to Zahabi
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>>153248522
a win over jose also after the ufc implemented usada is meaningless
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>>153248586
Is that Ariel helwani heeming aldo? Enough of this AI slop
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>>153248586
only unanimously
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>>153248586
Zahabi is a BW fedor
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>>153248522
How did Holloway ever beat anyone. He’s got T rex midget arms and no power
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How do I get enough clout to be able to attend fights at the Meta Apex?
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>>153248540
Typical Foldo quitty
He knows to do just enough to make it look like he isn’t quitting
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>It will be over at the first exchange
Kek bacha Baldo bois still seething 10 years later
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>>153248630
attend them virtually
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>>153248019
Tony would've d'arced him
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BJ Penn is on pace to assault every resident of Hawaii by 2029.
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These niggas out here snitchin', they with the Rat Pack
FAAAAA
Hit 'em with the chopper, that's the rat trap
FAAAAA
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all i want is an audio only version of ufc and only daniel cormier's mic
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This BAD rogainebros…the outsized sphere of influence, the disproportionate amount of engagement relative to our mediocre talent…the goyim are starting to put it all together….this may be it
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>>153248672
Yeah the guy whose coach is literally only knowledgable about jiu jitsu will be easily d’arced kek
Do Tony totts really
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Fighter Removed: Tai Tuivasa, Dan "the can" Hooker
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>>153248681
no one asked
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>>153248699
fuckin lmao
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>>153248666
Wow, the future is here
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>>153248717
Holy retard, he was gassed, not outgrappled
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>>153248717
after shooting a failed takedown once he was losing the stand up let us not forget
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>>153248717
what the fuck! he's killing him!
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>>153248728
He'd gas out against Tony aswell and would probably shoot, cazzie
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>>153248749
He can't breath!!
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>not outgrappled
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>>153248647
“If he shows up, I feel I will KO him inside one. If he makes that walk, if I see him inside the Octagon, every single movement I make, I will get an over-reaction out of him because he is emotionally invested in it. There’s too much in it for him. The whole country of Brazil, it’s all piling on him.”

“If I just go ‘huh’ (feints’), he will react a million times too much. That’s how I see the fight playing out. I see him over reacting, over extending, then KO’d unconscious.”
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>>153248806
b-but his coach is an elite jiu jutsu master, b-but he was gassed!
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H
A
R
A
M
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let's stop coping guys
ilia topuria heems anyone in history welterweight and below
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>>153248806
dear oh dear
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>>153248836
Yup!!!
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>>153248827
Closest this ugly freak will ever get to a woman.
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Conor > Tony > Khabib > Conor

They were rock paper scissors. This has always been known, newfags
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>>153248858
that is fairly close still
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>>153247347
epstein probably HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMd once
damn
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BSD will dog walk Arman he has stinking and grappling while Arman is just a wet blanket
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>>153248605
Unheemable chin(if you're not Ilia)+weaponised cardio
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>>153247923
Just rewatched it. He did take him down a bunch. Not a good sign with the evloev fight coming up honestly. Evloev will be even more sticky on the ground. Poor Murphy.
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>>153248698
>Trump is.....................le bad!
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>>153249025
ilia got him after he had already taken like 15 straight years of CTE.
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luke thomas has a pretty solid analysis of the volk lopes series
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>>153249054
he's a literal nonce and even worse a shabbos b, time to give it a rest
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>>153249054
shalom rabbi
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>>153248141
Slip or it didn't happen. No need to even try to claim you made a bet here little guy.
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>>153249020
>he has stinking
Couldn’t agree more
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>>153248698
Damn. So all the donating to libtard shit was a smokescreen... He was actually trying to turn us into chuds all along... Chills.
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>>153249065
>>153249071
oh look properly used yiddish
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What are the odds on Cain Velasquez reoffending immediately after getting parole?
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you schaub out the lopes and into the ank
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>>153249054
Dirty diaper Donald is good at glucking he Demodaddy’s but that’s about it
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Nobody does that to THE Diego Lopes
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>>153249089
how can someone be so willfully blind
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>>153247411
>>153247441
Heem is guilty. I always knew it. Good thing I'm a /box/chad and only come here to remind yall and deliver the trvths.
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>Trump is a pedophile!!
>really? what did he do?
>HE SUCKED BILL CLINTON'S DICK!!
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>>153249111
no one watches that crap and you have your own problems with cassius clay and nonce foreman not even bringing up gus tomato
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>>153249119
True.
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if anything these updates have taught us that chatri and vince always win
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>>153249054
this, but unironically
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ayo did nina drama get divorce lmao
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>>153249157
Vince is into the double dip BBC daddy pookkakes.

You can relate I fear
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>>153249174
he's not in the files I lament a wonk like you would never understand being a self made man sadly
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George fell in love with india and died of cancer
Paul doesn't know when to ride off into the sunset and got divorce raped by a gimp
Ringo is consistent if bland and forgettable.
John was undeniably the most talented but also fell hard for yellow pussy and was shot to death.
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>>153249187
ringo is based
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The T in rabbithole is silent. We cannot follow them.
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>>153249183
You’re festering fazza is in the Somalidaddy feces files I’m afraid.
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Cong Wang vs Eduarda Moura

Discuss.
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>>153249211
this isn't your journal regrettably I'm sad to say
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I love Ari Emmanuel! I love Dana White! I LOVE UFC FIGHT!!
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>>153249077
$900 is standard bet size for me. I don’t take pics of all of them. Sorry that makes you feel inferior for being a wagerlet
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say what you will about scott coker but he is absent too
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6million “ppv buys” was not enough.
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We follow them here.
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>>153249244
closer to 200k bruder
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>>153249248
NFT! (N--ga Follow Them!)
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>>153249203
I remember when you used to simp over that literal tranny and post xer picture every time you would k-1 post.
News flash, you follow. Think they gaf if you watch ufc? They’d (rightfully) hope you fall for one and don’t reproduce, which you’re FOLLOWING the MESSAGE quite well.. good. Good miss k1 . You mind your j daddies well . Drink up.
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the wonk really wrote a whole paragraph
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I think we can agree that 6 million more “ppv buys” is a very good thing
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I just want Ari to have more money I really don't care how it happens.
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I want “ari emmanuel” to have “more money”
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I want Megan Olivi to have less airtime
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>>153249280
Xhe realised xer favorite goon Troon is one of God’s chosen few. Poor poor little miss Gay-1….
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dana white should be publicly flogged
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dana white should be publicly fellated
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it's going to be a jones thread btw
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>>153249329
>>153249329
>>153249329
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>>153249324
Say oink oink for ya Jondaddy piggy
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early not using that
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Heemstutawney Phil saw his shadow, meaning six more weeks of heems. Good news.
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>>153249054
retard
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AND STILL
>>153249351
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>>153249357
uhh.... sis???
>>153249332
>>153249332
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>>153249368
>no heemviously
>early
>atrocious
no thank you
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>>153248859
So were Ali, Foreman and Frasier, but Ali revenged his loss to prove he is the goat.
We live in a gay timeline where we never got Tony vs Khabib and Tony vs Connor.
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>>153249233
>>153248141
sounds like massive cope
the fact you had to be in vegas because you're so poor and unconnected that that's the only place with sportsbooks in your mind is hilarious
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>>153248152
This is so fucking stupid. Remove all the horror/dread for retarded slop
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>>153248386
>Holloway
>actually he’s shit
I can tell you are an unloved bottom feeder
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>>153248522
>>153248632
>>153248540
Crazy just how many time Aldo has quit in this exact position, dating back to the Mark Hominick fight.
Smiff esque.

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