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We cannot follow them!
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>>153249329
I read a theory about how the beatles were propped up by some institute, tavinstock institute. i know people who never listened to a single one of their songs but swear it's the best thing since sliced bread
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>>153249398
What does this even mean
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>>153249375
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That big black motherfucker Jon Jones. Oh my God. Jeff you've got to come see him, I'll get you tickets for the next show.
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>>153249417
very content with ringo in any case
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>>153249417
Much like The Beatles, who many believed, including themselves, that they weren't following, were actually indeed Following le Them... To foolish to believe they were being led by their chicken necks by their betters all along...
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>>153249440
the picture clearly shows no following since we don't follow that crap here
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>>153249437
>>153249424
>>153249351
Say oink oink for ya Jondaddy!
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*hides post*
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My eyes are not blue so I am safe from Jon.
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>>153249490
I have beautiful hazel eyes and am undoubtedly whiter than you b
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jon turned dc into a fat minstrel
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>>153249505
this doo got poop colored eyes!
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>>153249516
>his doodoo is green
stop eating minecraft breakfast cereal
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combat sports?
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>>153249516
Don’t get Clozapig hangry
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Cock sucker
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>>153249351
Clozapiggy loves he Jondaddy so so much!
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>>153249542
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>>153249524
my eyes are green
you got doodoo flecks in your eyes
levels
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>ken shamrock grew up in a predominately black neighborhood
that explains a lot
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Kevin Nash'd: The Ken Shamrock Story
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>>153249563
if you're trying to be mean I'll be mean b but you'll regret it so you should apologize now
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https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/image/-gvyjkK5SlkGel4E0DKoFQ/country/FI/
>130 results found.
Clozapiggy worships at he Jondaddy altar!
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>Clozapiggy
>67 results found
that's just one of the many nicknames you've given some dude from /heem/
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>>153249592
YES YES YES!!!
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>>153249592
This nigga lives on 4plebs
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Any old fags here? was Schaub posting the original shitposting for heem or did someone come before schaub and gane
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>>153249351
I think it's funny how Poatan is trying to seduce Jones into fighting him for quite awhile now. Usually the guys will throw insults at each other, but Poatan will tell people to be silent for Jon's dead brother so he can fight him.
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>>153249617
schaubposting was a reddit invention
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>>153249585
shut up chud
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>>153249617
Believe it or not but Schaub invented Daddy-posting, not joking also he is a descendent of nazi germans
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>>153249617
I sort of miss coral's autism. It was way better than spoid on his 9 personas these days
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>>153249627
Is this one of those things where you personally don't like it so you call it reddit but there's actually zero connection between said topic and reddit?
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>>153249592
What a good little BBC piggy!
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Fuck /heem/
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>>153249665
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>>153249351
no one cares about your jon jones OP everytime dumb FINGOL retard
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nigga forgot to detox #on1
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>>153249703
compare with when islam wore those trunks
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>>153249703
Clittyslam would love to suck off this BBC daddy
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>>153248386
Really hate to tell you this but Aldo was 29 when he lost to Conor and only 30 when he was battered and outclassed by Holloway and Volk... That was his peak prime. Before that he was facing shit competition and Chad Mendez fights were his best wins, along with Frankie Edgar (who was after conor and before holloway lol)
You are allowed to cope and say his bantamweight run didn't count but sadly that's all you're permitted..
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>>153249722
Poor pisslam...
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We follow them here.
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Uh oh…
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>>153249746
bros too lazy to 'shop out the background and put them in a cage
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WE FOLLOW THEM
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>>153249783
Clitia was already caged in xer cage, I fear
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I'm gonna follow th-AAAAA WHAT THE FUCK I'M ON FIRE I'VE BEEN SET ABLAZE AAAAAAAA
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I was born into a suboptiomal family with a dad that would cheat on my mother a lot and a mother that wouldn't let me out of her watch most of the time. Needless to say, my house was a shitshow, a lot of fight between my parents and so on. As a kid, I really liked interacting with my cousins and school friends, but, most of the time, these interactions would delve into me talking about video games or anime 95% of the time, which, in turn, would make them tease me for being a "slowminded who can only talk about the same things over and over" (I don't know if it would be the best possible translation, my native language is not English, but it's important to know that it wouldn't qualify as bullying, since they'd still hear me, engage in the conversation, but couldn't help but point out I only talked about that). After reaching my preteens, I could understand better what was happening with my parents and I decided to take my mom's side and stopped talking with my father. He used to punch me (yeah, literally punch me. I'm a thirdie though, so it's not that uncommon and he was disciplined with a broom handle when he was a kid, so he actually went easier on me, if you see it that way) when I did some "weird actions", as he'd say, like crying when my mom was combing my hair (to this day I keep my hair short, I just can't stand the feel of it), blinking too hard and too constantly, asking strange questions (like seeing a disabled kid and asking, in full volume, why was his leg so strange), and similar things. At that same age, I started losing interest at interacting with people.
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Be a leader, not a follower
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>>153249351
How do I achieve this aura?
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>>153249839
It wasn't that I wanted to have friends but was too shy for that, I actually had a decent amount of friends, but started to avoid them a lot and became immersed even more in video games and anime. One day, my father told me that I should search about technical schools (a school that, in addition to high school curriculum, also teaches a technical subject, like agronomy, electronics and things like that), so I decided to enroll in a computing school because I thought that if I really like video games, maybe I could learn how to make one there. Fast forward, I passed the school's entrance exam, my father got really happy by that and told the entire extended family about it, my cousins which I didn't really talk for years were all very happy congratulating me and all that. At that school, I met a lot of nerd kids that were very into academics and such, and since I was in an environment where that was the norm, I thought maybe I should take that role as well, I mean, my family always told me that I should study because that was very important. I didn't get to learn how to make games, but I got to learn programming and things like that, my father was really proud and all, but, honestly, I didn't give a fuck about that, I just wanted to play games and watch anime and now I couldn't really do that because I felt pressured to get good grades and all that, and I didn't even really know why I was putting that pressure unto me.
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>>153249849
Since I just mimicked my friends there, I went into scientific research (nothing complex, don't think it was something grand) instead of trying to get into a internship which would actually make me money. The natural roadway would be to just enroll into uni after that school, and I did, my father once again screamed out of the top of his lungs for the entire world to hear how I got accepted into a renowned university and all that, whilst I really didn't give a fuck about that. Fast forward, I'm attending university, am enrolled in more scientific research, but I just feel void, I just feel like shit and I don't even know why. I just wanted to make anime games, I guess? I don't know. Ever since I enrolled into that technical school, I'd just spend my entire free time laying on bed without any energy to do anything. I'd just cram study every night before a test and that was it. Then, I just snapped some day, quit my research, quit uni after that and spent all days inside my room. I don't know how, but this actually made my father kinda soften up on me since then, but I don't really care, to be honest. I don't hate people, I love my mom, I love my father, I love my friends, but I just feel like being alone all the time. I don't know how to interact socially without being awkward, so I really hate seeing people which I'm not very familiar with, but it's not like I care. The perfect life would be to just get a remote job or something like that, have free time without people, so I could get back to my hobbies and maybe, one day, make a game? I don't know. I don't know what's wrong with me, and I don't know if this text makes any sense. I'm 5'7'' 275lbs if that matters.
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Ticktock Bussynovski
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Follow. 24/7
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Evloev will pull out and we'll get Murphy vs Pico 2
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>>153249814
>OHHHHHHHH
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>>153249859
>NOOO PLS HELP MMEEEEEE I TAP I T-ACK ACK ACK ACK!!!!
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>>153249891
lmao
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>>153249644
Finland is actually a pedo?
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>>153249891
*gun loading sound * FAAA FAAA FAAA
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>>153249880
>>153249905
lol guess we can conclude pisslam would be out cold from that... poor slambazi
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>>153249905
So this is why xhe retired
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What could have become of gooby if he had not become a cokehead alcoholic?
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>>153249839
what kind of copypasta is this?
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>Come here my slambazi... Fazza want a SNIFF
The things Islam had to endure to become champ... Poor kid...
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Does anything think Murphy can pull it off? He has 51% TDD
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>>153249941
shoot kills usman by accident
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>>153250034
He seemed buck broken already for this fight. He doesn't even think he has a chance.
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>>153250034
I want to believe (no).
Mosvar will become champion and defend his belt once every 2 years in the most boring way possible.
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>WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM!
>*posts about gay sex and poop*
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>>153249871
Pico needs 15 months off. That was a horrible KO
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Sneed won.
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>>153250176
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The Meta Apex is the Mecca of Heem
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Big head mothefucka
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>>153250250
If Mark offered you a million to take a dive in his first pro fight would you dive or would you go for the heem?
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>>153250270
>go for the heem
this little prick trains with actual MMA legends and doesn't work anymore. He just trains MMA kek he would heem every retard in heem
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>>153250281
I would big brother Mark.
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>Michael Page vs. Sam Patterson
Couldn't even find a foreign can for MVP to crush?
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Moneyberg would chock Zuckercumeater out cold
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You guys may konw me by my other names on foruns, SwantonBomb420
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>>153250392
I'm ashamed of my old gamertag does anyone know how to change it??? I don't want to be associated with cats with sugar on they lips while I play halo.
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>>153250407
If you said taht to my face Id weem you out cold. It wouldnt be cinematic.
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>>153250407
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>>153250411
Would you call Sanko or Olivi a gay tranny for wearing the paddy pimblett wig during one of his cards? NO YOU WOULDNT. HES NOT GAY LEAVE HIM ALONE!
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I am the toughest man on this bus right now. I walk this Earth like an god.
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>>153250472
like vishnu cuz ur a jeet
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How you know I Dominican papi?
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If crime fighters fight crime, and fire fighters fight fire what do the freedom fighters of Gaza fight?
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i would sacrifice myself to release torrez finney from enslavement
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>>153250679
I didn't even know he was enslaved.
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Yooo motherfuckin fizzy said he was gonna cook like volk instead he got cooked like volk
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volk bros... schaub has spoken... the writing is on the walls... the cracks are starting to show... but you don't want to hear it.
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update: the blanch is alive and well after months of speculation after her disappearance. fatima kline uploaded a video proving she's ok
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>>153250769
Why are you simping for this chopped bitch?
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>>153250844
bappa I'll let this slide cause it's a monday but if you disparage blanch in any way going forward you're gonna be in for a long night treading deep waters
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>>153250844
blanch is certified heem
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>>153250769
Hoenstly? Fucking replusive pig disguisting
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>>153249880
so which KO was the best one between these two?
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>>153250769
She’s the most 5/10 woman I’ve ever seen
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>>153250270
I’m 6’3 and could never make whatever manlet class he’d fight at
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Zuffa boxers have to wear uniforms, but can wear any glove brand they want. Seems backwards.
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>>153251048
your mom is backwards when I fuck her
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Whittaker needs a vasectomy
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Whittaker told Ariel he wants to fight on the White House card. Why the fook would some Australian get a spot?
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What does the neet bong look like irl?
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>>153251120
he's creating a combat sports dynasty b
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>>153251152
They're not doing an American focused card b. It's officially not going to be booked the way Australia gets Aussies and Mexico card gets Messicans etc.
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>>153251168
amanda nunes if she stopped working out and only ate cookies for 10 years
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yeah I was just wondering about the men you please
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>>153251214
Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
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>>153251280
kek
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>>153251168
Precisely the point. You are made to believe you're le fighting back, rejecting your betters and carving your own path, when theyve actually blazed your trail from the start just for you to follow. Your own hamster wheel. Your clozapine and xer drinks to dull the pain as you chase your tails, screaming at ghosts... Poor clozzy... You were made to follow your J daddies...
>>153249544
Jon Jones was one of the greatest MMA fighters in the history of the SPORT. Clozzy should be so lucky to be chosen by his Jondaddy.
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MMA?
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>>153251349
Jon Jones was one of the greatest MMA fighters in the history of the sport, like I just said. Can't you read?
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Evloev vs Murphy for the title shot against Volk. Who wins? Evloeve or Murhpy? Probably evloev but maybe murphy depends on who is better. I havr not seen any of them fight so I dont know but I think its probably evloev or murphy depends on who is better.
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>>153251376
>I havr not seen any of them fight
Yes you have. Stop this childish reddit and give a defined prediction now.
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I got inspired by Jones becoming a fat fuck but still winning the heavyweight title so during the end of my bulking season I went from a slow, clean bulk to full on dirty bulking and just started downing White Castle and Five Guys on my lifting days. I never made gains in the gym so fast but Jesus Christ I gained like an entire 1.5% body fat in a single month from that stuff and I was shitting my brains out.
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>>153251120
Dodson is still PFP #1
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>>153251403
Thats not me
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Some of you need to be reminded.
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>>153251421
cowering scared bitch
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Is there any fight this weekend you're actually looking forward to?

Hardmode: no ironic faggotry
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>>153251461
are you wilding out or something? this card is beast mode
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>>153251451
Thats not me though I have never seen either mutphy or evloev fight whoever that was was not me thats the truth unfortunately for you
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>>153251461
the polish dude whose name i cant spell will knock the canadian out cold. i am looking forward to that
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>>153251461
Yes, the main event. Vinicius is a contender if he wins. 135 needs new blood at the top
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weights looking right bros. im on track
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>>153251461
most of those fights look good actually
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>>153251461
gooch styling on some faggot
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>>153251512
He said no ironic faggotry
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What else am I going to do? Stay at home and not watch the fights? Maybe I can play Skyrim again.
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>>153251461
Yeah Vinicius vs Bautista. Vinicius is my boy. Untapped retard potential type of fighter. Reminds me of a T Ferg with respecc'd stats. Saw him beating the dog shit out of his kid sparring partners and I really think he's got this one in the bag.
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>>153251527
i've been watching ufc since before the paramount era
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>>153251461
always liked jacoby
hope he heems that tomato can walker
walker almost lost to cerqueria lol
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>>153251538
>i'll try eye poking thats a good tr-ACK!!!! AAACCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!
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>>153251538
This is my favorite KO of the last few years
One of the rare times I fucking yelled OOOOOHHHHH like a stupid bitch
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>>153251538
this nigga's style is literally just brazilian
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>>153251564
Yeah, a hook for the Apex. Gypped me into watching many apex cards in the chance I would miss a secret brutal heem.
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It's all connected
What has been and what will ever be. It's all connected.
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>>153251825
we cannot follow them.
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>vinicius oliveira fight week
>2 posts the last 30 minutes
dead sport
dead general
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>>153251949
Hush, don't speak of the dead then
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wait that pic was fake. the reddit sluts tricked me
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>>153251461
>Main event
>Gooch
>M-AB getting heemed stiff
>Wiklacz
Also interested to see if Almeida learned anything from his horseshit performance last night
Too much WMMA tho can't spin that in a positive light lol
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GOAT of football and MMA linked up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOohnCFmPn4
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how does oleksjechuk have so much power despite having the physique of a high school kid
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I need to level up my vocabulary to truly comprehend the genius of LT (Luke Thomas)
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>official ufc broadcasting partner
>751 views
>517 views
absolutely grim
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>>153252032
it's a new channel b. it will take a year to get 100k subs, then we're cooking
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Brother got stuck in an iced snowbank but we blanched him out
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blanched means suck penis
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Fuck Racism!
- Heem
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WE. ARE. LIIIIIIIIIIIVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRG586Td-6o
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>>153252166
Fake fight. Evloev just fought like 14 months ago, no way he's coming back so soon.
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Volk will fight --- and lose ---- to Jean Silva next.
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Polkanovski
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>>153252166
grim card
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It's crazy how dead heem is.
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>>153252262
that's crazy man
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>>153249351
for me? its /bones/
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someone post pvz's butthole.
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>>153252262
they tied everything up for the whitehouse card, real bonehead move
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*aggressively shadowboxes at you*
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>>153252299
white house card aint the reason these cards are shit. turns out these fighters are all mid carders being packaged as main eventers. ufc boxing is alive and well.
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>shadowboxes
>gets knocked out
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Murphy is actually very much going to beat Evloev
Much like Arnold Allen, he's bad at stopping the initial shot but incredibly good at scrambling and wrestling back up from bottom position. This is even more relevant against Evloev who simply doesn't have threatening top pressure unless you just lie there and let him pin you like Diego Lopes did. And when this becomes a up and down brawl, I think it becomes the sort of fight that heavily favors Murphey
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making the (2) undefeated prospects defeat each other instead of feeding them to grandpa volk on his deathbed... that's fucked up, yo. they're gonna expose each other and volk will be left with nothing to eat.
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>>153252350
>lerone murphy vs movsar evloev
>when this fight becomes a brawl
what the FUCK are you talking about anon
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>>153252364
Yeah it's the kind of backwards match making modern UFC is known for
Murphy vs Evloev is legit a title fight level matchup
But hey can't cry about them not making good fight nights with this one
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Lerone Evloev vs Movsar Murphy
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>>153252372
Have you actually watched Evloev fight? Like 80% of his fights become messy scraps. He's no Makhachev
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>>153252364
kids didn't want to fight
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>>153252377
woah...
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>>153252378
I watch almost every UFC card and have literally zero recollection of Evloev fighting except when Lopes almost kneebarred him
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>>153252350
>powerful
gonna get him on the pod, breakdown he stigma behind autism
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>>153252377
interesting
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movsaar evolved into movshiva
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We NEEDED to see Lopes fail to cut off the ring and get raped by Volk in the pocket for another 25 minutes. This was NECESSARY
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they took down the cold open for 325. wiped the internet of it. gone forever
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>>153252423
lel
i saw every picksfag say shit like
>rematches RARELY go the same as the first
and knew it was going to be a slurper volk decision
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>>153252432
mma on point said 80% of instant rematches went the same way as the first fight
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>>153252441
main reason gsp retired. was scared of losing a second time
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immediate rematches are a deal with the devil
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I didnt watch that mullet guy vs volkanovski 2, but im sure it sucked like I thought it would
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>>153252032
going with paramount was a mistake, the shitty thumbnails give it away faster than the view count
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Im out here on my raench you know
Us Brazillian, we all have raench
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>>153251461
it's a fun card
>Bautista/Lok Dog
>Horiguchi
>Almeida/Kuniev
>Oleksiejczuk/MAB
>Matsumoto/Basharat
>Jacoby
>Donchenko
>Price
honestly a very solid 4.9/10. Lack of super exciting prospects and consequential ranked fights but should provide decent action and some heems
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Who are some WMMA fighters with really good skin. Skin that would make a good suit skin suit skin suit skin suit
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Haha yeah
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>>153252501
AARON
FUCKING
PICO
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daniel cormier.
a hippo.
ufc white house main event.
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*Clap Clap*

Skin Suit!

*Clap Clap*

Skin Suit!
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>>153252525
you truly never leave this place. sad as fuck
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Spammy who are some pedophile heem posters we should skin alive after trapping in our basement?
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>>153252507
Grasso
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Besides clozzy?
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puts the 2 pizzas in the bucket or he gets the hose again
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>>153252539
he's got your number
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when did you first realize these "goats" of mma are just guys with really long arms?
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>>153252566
it's not hard to pick me out, I guess. I'm optimistic about the UFC, enjoy something on every card, and pay close attention to the prospect pipeline. I post a few times a week about the cards and names to watch
most people on here just talk nonsensical bullshit
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>>153252588
>I'm optimistic about the UFC
>enjoy something on every card
>pay close attention to the prospect pipeline
thats pretty fucking gay
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Leon edward moment
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>>153252600
you oughta know thweetie
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Aaron "The Optimistic" Pico
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>>153252606
Man these niggas out here and dey out here aight
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>>153252606
some same the octagon is dangerous, but i say its the local gas station/check cashing establishment
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my "fighting nerds are demonic" psyop successfully destroyed their team
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>>153252600
I’m not a real person anon I don’t have interests or hobbies besides watching sports and occasionally betting on heems
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>>153252653
most people only have a few hobbies. you're doing okay little buddy
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you now remember Ryan Hall
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>>153252653
have u thought about stepping into the cage? time to bet on yourself anon, time to bet on yourself.
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>>153252680
Ryan "The Whizzer" Hall
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which fighter has had the most impact on the course of mma history?
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>>153252700
That's a pretty obvious answer
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@Grok can you give me the quick rundown on Sneed vs spammy lore in 50 words or less?
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I should have been in Bilnk 182. Fuck Tarvis.
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more like chink 182
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>>153252706
mario bautista?
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I got a huge cock.
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>>153252722
Lmfao
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>>153252720
But do you look like travis barker?
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>>153252736
money isn't everything
volk lives on a ranch and makes compost so he doesn't even need 25m
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How does Brian Ortega matchup with top guys at 155 like Gaethje, Topuria, Olivera?
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>>153252781
idk need to see him fight literally anyone at 155 first to calibrate my eye test
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>>153252736
there's levels to this
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>>153252792
That's pretty based ngl
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Should DC be removed from commentary on certain fights, or all of them?
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https://youtube.com/shorts/DB6dRfx9eGY?si=0MhkeeWrtXfbvlHJ
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>>153252808
I think he should be double commentator, they can play off the whole "DC" "Double Commentator" thing
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>>153252834
I thought it stood for double coon
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>>153252700
>the past 20 years
these two guys
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>>153252736
>>153252792
its absolutely fucking insane people fall for this money mark shit
you dont need to be a financial analyst to be able to conclude online prostitutes make like 6 figures max, and those are the ones with followings of millions
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>>153252683
I’m 32 and have bad knees from football. Ain’t fighting
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>>153252808
they should hold him for the final three fights, and market the "trio" booth or something gimmicky. i cant stand hearing three "experts" talking over one another.
>rogan
>anik
>dc
give me bisping and cruz + felder. they mesh
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>>153252879
Felder is by far my favorite color commentator. Cruz has good analysis but he’s super autistic. Sanko is good but her voice is shrill as fuck when she yells in big moments. Bisping is a dick. DC doesn’t do research on prelim fighters and says the same cliche shit every time. Rogan is checked out and needs to retire from broadcasting fights.
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>>153252873
not with that attitude. kelly did it, you can too. teach these zoomers a lesson in pain
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Todd Aspinall still out with an eyepoke 2 months ago.
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>>153252722

>>153252776
No
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>>153252900
But you get them drums clappin
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gane took tom's soul inside 1 round
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>>153252722
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>>153252884
Felder will be back soon and I know he can save some of these snoozer fights. Cruz is autistic, but he is podcasting more, and I think opening up a bit, if anyone can evolve itll be him. Sanko, cant stand women talking fights outside of the preshow. Bisping is a dick, and checks shit, but also knows when to take a lick. DC.... DC got mind fucked by Jones into being a drunk greco coach. Rogan... I couldnt tell you the last time he made a take that made me go "wow joe is on tonight". He is so far checked out, when you hear him and Goldberg call an old fight its hurts lol. That spotify money.
>Chiesa
I like him. The kids got a future calling fights
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>>153252906
damn i missed a rizin card, again!? they gotta market better
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>>153252903
tom cant even make fight picks without going into shock. has their even been a falloff as steep as his? tuivasa might be him if he isnt careful on his return
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>>153252903
He fraud checked him.
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Hoenstly this casual racism kills me inside
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more like riceism
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>>153252939
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
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>>153252939
Certified Herb Dean stoppage
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>>153252870
COPE
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Omalley beat the dogshit gutter oil out of song dong ching chong
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>>153252939
i hate more fighters than i like. volk is goat
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>>153252617
>>153252638
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>>153252939
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goat shit only
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>>153252989
Leon Iggwarts
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Leo Negroes
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>>153252989
>Chael Sonnen before UFC 322: Leon Edwards 'doesn't know how good he is'
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>>153252986
I hate Jiri more than you hate all these guys combined
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JirGOD got 'em seethin'
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Honestly, would Shavkat had beaten Belal? I think so but I guess we'll never know now...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOSORSfVdNo
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El gato fresco
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Tom has had injections and surgeries in his friggin eyes and you think he's a duck?
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>>153253011
for sure my man
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>>153253038
Man fuck you you piece of shit
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>>153253008
my hate for those guys + buckley & the new belt might match your jiri hate, but itll be close
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>>153253043
takes one to know one
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>>153252992
when im champ, im going to wear my target WEC belt and throw the new age belt to the fans.
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Amanda Ribas!
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imagine if he cared about grooming MMA athletes
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>>153253048
Unfortunately
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>>153253045
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>>153253065
*smashes jiri with karo parisyan action figure*
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKLNXLUIucg
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Jippie Prochaska
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>>153253008
when jireddit dies i will throw a huge party and invite my whole village to celebrate
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>>153253096
stream it and put it behind a paywall please
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Rapedi Bitchaska
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>>153253096
I hope Jiri sustains degenerative brain disorder from repeated head trauma and ends up a vegetable for life
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Gypsy Prostata
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Yuppie Postada
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Eerie Polada
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People forget man, Jiri sustained the worst shoulder injury the UFC doctors have ever seen from Magomed Ankalaev trying to force his dislocated shoulder back into place the wrong way and was stripped of the light heavyweight championship.
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Based Magomed, I'd do the same thing given the opportunity
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>>153253115
so did glover...and look who made a run in their 40's. jiri aint doing that. he is going back to japan to crush cans
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>>153253126
Hopefully he does fight until he's 40 and ends up in a wheelchair so I can push him down a flight of stairs
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>2 GOATS both have their own cooking shows
Cooking truly is the man's job
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I think I wanna buy a box of fortune cookies with no fortune just to snack on
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Anyone else here sad and miserable and close to ending it all?
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Been seeing this girl for a few weeks. How do I let her know I watch MMA without her getting the ick?
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>>153253172
Drink up bro, it dulls the pain
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What was brought on a platter turned out to be inedible...
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>>153253172
Your hormones are acting up
I like that
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Nah fuck that
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>>153253239
- Ali Abdelaziz
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>>153253194
Nah did that and become a borderline alcoholic, cost me my job
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>>153253248
Ever tried meth?
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if mateusz gamrot can resist killing himself, so can you
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shut up biatch
*heems you*
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Shavkat should be cut
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Donating the hard earned money I got working as a weaver to the local palantir data center
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aspinall seems like a likeable guy and i like him, i hope he does what he says and has three more fights and goes to boxing and makes the bag
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>>153253349
Nah, fuck that!
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>>153253349
lets go for that!
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tom aspinall hates mma and mma fans
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how come brock and rampage have an albino kid each
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Crazy how even though I don't like Jon, I don't like watching his fights, I still consider him the HW champ. If I had to name all the champs I could list it without missing a beat, but when I get to HW I'd have to remind myself.
Tom might be the worst and least memorable champ in history, worse than bisping whittaker and jdm.
*Bisping at least heemed Rockhold before it was cool, and when Rockhold was on a prime streak.
*Whittaker at least had 2 memorable wars with roid Prime Romero, one for the interim and again for the vacant when Romero missed weight on top of it.
*JDM at least had a good fight beating Belal
*Aspinall dropped and waddled on top of THE Curtis Blaydes and got an early stoppage as Blaydes stood right up protesting. Then got pieced up and bloodied by Ciryl Gane before quitting the first time he faced adversity. The 3 other "worst" champs at least battled through and didn't quit through their adversity.
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>>153253450
>beat rockhold before it was cool
Tom beat Pavlovich befor it was cool in that case.
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>>153253491
No meaning and not memorable. Both were off the couch on ridiculously short notice. Two guys who just closed their eyes and swung. And Jones was just off a tile win and got injured so it was a last min interim. Not EVEN a real interim where they could even double check to see how long Jon would be out.
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Shartcrap sisters…it’s over
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>>153253529
I honestly have no interest in any of those fighters. Welterweight is dead
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Shavkat rokhmano? That wicked blonde bunny stole his life force
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>>153253529
poor poor spammy xisters... so many spammy twitter accounts with shavkat avatars, /heem/ meem jackin' and cringe posting to try and make normies seethe... but they just look deranged and mentally ill to normal people... they are NOT okay rn
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>>153253529
colbitch is safe... for now
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>>153253529
>you now remember when Gilbert burns was championship material
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>>153253529
Islam vs IMG
JDM vs MM
CP vs Belal
those are the matchups to make
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>just circle left
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UK sisters will be eating good this year
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>>153253666
oh great the return of luke riley..............and michael aswell
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>>153253666
Austen Lane? This is big
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>>153253666
Better than ufc 300
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>>153253666
literally who are them
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Diego wins the trilogy
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>>153253666
>back to back bangers
>MVP
>no wmma
CLEARING MY SCHEDULE
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>>153253714
Ask Makwan.
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>>153253718
>CLEARING MY SCHEDULE
He will be disappointed
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4ApGSc-Fbo
chills
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>>153253750
I was thinking of going to this but then I thought about the possibility of Volk getting KO’d and realising that I wasted money to watch that live
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>>153253718
>back to back bangers
what 2 back to back fights do you consider lbangers on this card?
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>>153253750
He should find a cover of this song where they let "land down undaaaaaaa" ring out longer. Just doesnt work getting the crowd to sing along. Everyone's awkwardly trying to match the singer's enthusiasm so the first choruses sound dead, there's dead space between lyrics and no one wants to both cheer and sing, so they just sing and are dead between words...
Worst walkout for a champ. Respectfully.
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We don’t follow them here.
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>>153253736
he just said luke riley is a prospect and bet on him
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>>153253666
that iwo guy was the lad who had a dogfight against Aslan
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>>153253141
You forgetting someone champ?
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>>153253911
based
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Can gucci win against amir ?
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>>153252963
you're retarded
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>>153253096
>>153253103
good meme
nobody really hates the funny heem man, right
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>>153253978
Easily poomir has looked awful since neck surgery
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Props to Cyril Gane for having 0 wins in 3 title fights
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>>153254101
hehe cyril gane
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>>153254056
miserable people find all sorts of reasons to hate others
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Chills
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>OINK OINK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOINKING
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Did anyone watch dick diaz cry like a bitch for one hour straight and try to justify being a crackhead loser and a retard yet?
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OINK OINK
ITS THE SOUND OF THE PIGGIES
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>>153254206
shant be watching that
strikeforce nick diaz is the best martial artist to exist
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>>153254210
>Movdaddy can’t heem vo-*ACK*
Reminder Ige has a granite chin has never been finished.
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Pigloev's pink pork hole was terrified of BEASTpuria's BBC sadly i fear
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>Clitia
>Fighting someone who isn’t 40
lol, lmao
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>*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL*
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>>153253666
Can't wait to watch MVP's walkout antics he's always a treat.
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OH NO NO NO HAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Topiglet xers I think we need to regroup on the ‘cord
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>>153254238
A sweet treat, fersure
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>>153254252
I been saying he'd call off the divorce after Paddy/Justin.
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2 kids georginas labia must be all over the place
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>*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL*
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>>153254270
One of the kids isn’t hers.

Rumour has it this black daddy impregnated BBLia with a bussy baby.
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The spirit of Douglas MacArthur found a home in the fists of Tim Elliott.
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Tim Elliot identifies as a black man
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A Tuskegee Airman, no doubt
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would you rather fight an indian or a paki
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>>153254524
Same thing
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>>153254524
I have two holes so what’s the problem?
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>no money fight
>no legacy
>no wife
>no biological kids
>no real fans

KWABOTY?
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>>153254558
Many are saying KWABOTD
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What ever happened to this undefeated prawlspegg? Was supposed to fight Malkoun in 2023. He got an eyepoke no contest in 2024 and had like 5 cancelled fights before that. He's still on the roster.
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this still up?
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The GOAT's got em revved. Always on they mind, mocking them...
Chills
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>>153254652
know the feeling bruder
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>>153254533
naaah now you must be joking
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Is there an term for someone who boofs dicks? I feel that would be an accreate descriptor of most here. Respectfully.
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>balkan god of war when he realizes that he has to insert his sceptre in this overweight ozi kookaburra and have 7 daughters and 0 sons from her
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>>153254652
Preach!
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>>153254779
falafel and rice please
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>>153254782
Atleast try to know some actual moroccan foods you cringe fatfuck
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>>153254779
Good piggy. Slurping up he Slamdaddy’s sloppy seconds.
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pisslam is adriano martins' sloppy seconds
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>>153254824
Josh emmet had 80 wins streak
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>>153254807
I'm not fat thougheverbeit
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>>153254846
Get off my dick you clueless pig
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Ilia has zero bunda. Look at Poatan. That's a real heemers batty.
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>Josh emmett
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Ugly retards
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The pride of Morocco
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Kamaru Usman will turn 39 years old in May.
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>>153253666
Why does MVP not have a flag
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>>153254894
spee would be immeasurably better to do the same
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>>153254921
Poor little Clozapiggy!!! Stop bullying it!! All it did was milk its dead mommy for dementia dingleberries!!!!!!
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>>153254894
Basically
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>>153254870
Khabib hates retards because he has a dark soul. Islam is pure of mind and spirit and bonds with the most innocent.
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>>153254948
Evloev vs Murphy is going to split the UFC London crowd in twain...
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>>153254894
Afghan warrior thoughbeit
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>>153254970
Many deformed disgusting defective pathetic pigclitties will squirt in their seats, sadly
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>>153254948
movsar vs lerone
birmingham vs manchester
scimitar vs saif
chills...
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>>153254959
Factual post, Insha'Allah
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surely there's no chance of evloev vs murphy dragging to a 48-47 where you don't even care who won
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>>153254252
What a fucking cowardly BITCH. massive aura loss.
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>>153255031
that result might actually result in the most seethe so I would bet on it
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>>153255031
Anon earlier told me Evloev has messy scrappy brawls, not boring technical grapplefucks
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Pigloev got raped
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>>153254252
an incredible move from ilia
he defeated arnan without throwing a strike
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>>153254252
kristus on a biskus
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>>153255083
I believe his name is Pigman i think
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ITS UP

https://youtu.be/RjPfKMBpJ1Q
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>>153255088
Xer name is Clitia “el pato” Topiglet, sadly
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the next step is for armin to unexpectedly lose his next fight against a shitter and lose all momentum for years
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We just don’t follow them here.
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How disabled is Tomala's son if Tomala is already this bad?
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I have an 15 minute break form work and I come here and this is the quality of posts I get every time. Its not fair for me, I contirbute an lot here.
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>>153255228
tell me about it
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-
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>>153255145
per recently released news they follow us bruder but this was always known
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can dana relearn successful promoting after spending years artificially making the ufc as low quality as he could get away with?
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whispers of patchy mix
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>>153251538
too bad he stopped finishing his fights
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Thingkign of changing my name to Olafume Tsang.
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patches of a whispery mix
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volk is a le reddit fighter
>fought makachev in his prime (twice) no questions asked
>fought makachev on extremely short notice saving an event
>fought toptoira in his prime no questions asked
>demands to fight the next who is rightfully in line instead of cherry picking like pretty much every other champion
>no off-field scandals (wife beating, gambling degeneracy, fight fixing)
>extremely well rounded and high IQ fighter
>never misses weight
>no le shoeys
I am guessing most of you lot are just contrarians?? I am pretty certain I am missing some things also.
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>>153255316
Volk is one of the best ever. Hes just boring as fuck and doesn’t try to finish unless he’s fighting a tomato can like KZ or Yair
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>>153255325
I wouldn't try and finish either after two brutal knockouts. I would stay on the defensive. He is the most entertaining option in featherweight possible champions. His high fight IQ and anti-wrestling keeps his fights interesting unless you are a casual.
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Schaub cats legacy is getting dominated by Ian Garry
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>>153255316
Volk is hated because of his tendency to wonk fighter shnouzes, he can't help it
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i can never truly support volk after hearing his mindset after the first islam loss
something along the lines of... "in australia? with that crowd? i thought with the good optics the judges would give it to me"
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>>153255349
volk is an artist
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>>153255316
oh yeah I forgot to include
>said he is open to fighting Arman at FW
this is the guy that makachev and toptoira and the whole of the UFC in lightweight or below is avoiding btw
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>>153255349
A pinch of salt, a crack of black pepper, a dusting of crushed takis. Beautiful, perfectly seasoned, lightly wonked.
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Literally who gives a fuck about if a fight gets finished or not
"Oh Max Holloway doesn't knock people out he's boring"
"Oh Justin Gaethje went to decision with so and so"
"Oh Petr Yan always goes 5 rounds"
Shut the fuck up you mouthbreathing retard. That has nothing to do with a fight being fun or engaging. You just want 5 second clips to watch on tiktok. I'd tell you to go to powerslap but we both know you won't
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>>153255349
What a disgusting wonk snout piggy
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>>153255345
Jean Silva is 1000x more entertaining
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>>153255372
Max is extremely boring
Max vs Volk trilogy was 75 minutes no one will ever watch again
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>>153255384
Actually kill yourself. You don't belong here.
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>>153255384
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>>153255316
mhm yes hes basically the opposite of a heem fighter aka tony
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>uh ACKSHUALLY 5 round decisions are better than finishes
Contrarians need to rope themselves.
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Bitches will call Max Holloway boring and then ask you when the next Sean Strickland fight is
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>>153255316
I respect Volk. I also never look forward to his fights because 90% chance it’s a pitter patter decision
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My fights of the year?

Chimaev vs Du Plessis.
Makhachev vs Della Madalena
Nurmagomedov vs Figuiredo
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>>153255401
StrickGOD is based though, he almost says nigger
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>>153255417
He sensually moans it actually
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>HOLY SHIT Volk just jabbed and circled again
>this fight is INCREDIBLE
>what a freakin MASTER of the sport
>oh FUCK another jab wowowowowowow
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>>153255392
Luke Thomas is a freak. Schaub could run up the highlights once and give a nuanced take. This fat piggy needs to watch litter patter 50 times to fencesit
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>>153255450
>I am smarter than you and have a deeper understanding of things
Why do liberals always do this? Pathological need to feel >le enlightened
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>>153255451
the question on everyones mind
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>>153255480
>finds the one damaging strike Volk landed in 50 minutes
Lol
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>>153255480
Weall agree Jean absolutely destroys Lopiss in a rematch, yes?
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>wrestle
>waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah crotchsniffing bad
>jab
>WAAAAAAAAAA jabbin bad
>Grapple
>WAAAAAAAAAAaaaa why isn't he jabbing
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>>153255493
Silva would be -250 in the rematch and would be the one to crack Lopes chin finally (like Volk couldn’t in 10 rounds)
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step 1: heem
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>>153255145
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>>153255512
Step 2: Gamble
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>>153255519
Step 3: Gane post
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Cazzies don't think anything is happening unless one guy falls down when they get hit
Their brains turn in to mush if there is not a dramatic tempo swing every 30 seconds in a round
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step 4 aaron pico on a bithc
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Silva would have won if he didn't get beat to death
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Step 5: squash the beef over some fat lines of chang
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>>153255377
see
>>153255532
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it was because ilia cheated on her, right?
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>>153255541
It's because he is ducking Arman
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>>153255528
Stop posting Luke. Go make more gay youtube videos taking yourself too seriously
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>>153255541
Yes i fear Georgina came into the bedroom just as BEASTpuria prolapsed Pigslam's bacon storage
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>>153255555
Waste of digits
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>>153255541
See >>153254252
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>>153255552
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>>153255566
Cooked that pig
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>>153255560
Some men's trash is another man's treasure
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WE WANT /scrap/!
WE WANT /scrap/!
WE WANT /scrap/!
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making a jones thread
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>>153255636
Clozapiggy loves squealin' and squirtin' on he Jondaddy's thang!
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>>153255642
Factual post sadly
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any minute now
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/heem/ can fuck off
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>>153255677
Ya gonna bust for ya Jondaddy?
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New
>>153255698
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>>153255560
Dominican papi!
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>>153254870
>>153254959

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