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I'm on the shitter, my lower back has seized, and I can't wipe brahs...

Wtf do I do?
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Just remembered Ulberg won the posture war in the faceoff.
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>>154198562
You've got to fight through the pain like Ulberg did.
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Clav really mogged every MMA analyst
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Ckb really has gone places fazza can never get to
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>>154198553
Paulo Costa is the highest ranked LHW that's not coming off a loss. Title shot should be next.
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Jiri needs to go to an American gym that can teach him how to roid again without getting caught. Clearly his small hometown gym isn't capable of that
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mmaguru got almost every fight prediction wrong lmao

imagine taking that fat tub of shit seriously
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anthony smith aka lionheart won
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>wins the LHW title
>massive injury to go with it
The title is back to being cursed again
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FOTN: hokit/bladez
POTN: ulberg/hokit

https://youtu.be/G7bFaDFoheM
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The Blitzkrieg was there for Ulberg, the Luger was there for Schauyb
2 Germans
2 weeb orgs destroyed (k-1 and rizin)
1 struggle
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Showing mercy to your opponent is actually the greatest insult you can give, Jiri was rightfully punished for it
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>>154198610
Not unless roids can make you less retarded or recover your chin.
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>>154198553
the aesthetics GAWD
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>>154198624
Hey Costa go fuck yourself -Dana White
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Paramount has imposed a one fight per year per champ limit
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>>154198634
He abandoned his warrior spirit in that moment
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>>154198562
flush until water is clean
fold tp and use to clog toilet
flush until clean water reaches ass
wash ass in tp flooded bowl
unclog and wash hands
without a trace
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>>154198597
they're gonna match him up for the interim with big ank lmao
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Who can they even make for the interim? Jiri clearly doesn't deserve an opportunity at it after that display of retardation. Ankalaev vs Costa?
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>that ripple in his calf after some shit tore
Imagine getting taken out of a fight cause of 1 bad step
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Khalil vs Costa is the fight to make
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alex is getting heemd
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This was revenge on Czechoslovakia for taking Bohemia. It's rightful German clay. Vlberg's ancestors are smiling down upon him.
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Costa vs Rob 2 (after he beats Ank) for the vacant LHW title, coming soon.
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Poatan would have heemed Ulberg stiff btw
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>>154198653
Jan Guskov 2
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>>154198666
Satanic truth
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>>154198666
we're moving on to bigger things anyway, that frenchie going to sleep saturday night
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The Samoan Maori German Reich rises
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>>154198564
Khamzat was corrupted by Sweden.
He was partying and shit before he moved back to Chechnya to try to ride on his MMA fighter fame like Khabib was doing. He's the type of Muslim now that would actually sperg and snackbar a place because he's internally conflicted. The internal conflict with what you know you want to do in your "fun" western lifestyle, but the image of yourself and struggle to be a holy man.
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>>154198666
poabitch ran from the trilogy
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>>154198666
Too bad he decided to flee to the most shallow weight division instead.
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>>154198662
Excellent post
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borrachinha vs ulberg for the hottest motherfucker belt
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>nz has exactly ONE good sportsperson
>and now he's going to be out injured for the next forever
grim
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>>154198681
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>>154198685
What an ugly freak
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Swedish pussies? Property of BCC
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Ulberg is a fucking hori
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guru is not taking this jiri loss well...
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>>154198666
Nah. Ulberg too fast and crisp.
Would heem the poohand stiffer than Izzy.
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>>154198685
This doo is still contemplating suicide in the mountains. His spirit is broken.
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>>154198691
Ulberg is an orthodox fighter so Paulo loses instantly
Costa can only look good in open stance fights because he never learned how to set up a rear leg body kick. And he also never learned how to stance switch.
As long as the body kick is open for him he can win though
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Very nice Josh Hokit… however, just wait until Gable Stevenson gets you.
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>teaches Ulberg how to play possum before dissolving into dust
THAT'S WHY HE'S THE GOAT
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>>154198713
wop
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>>154198666
I believe Poatan will lose to Gane not because of skill discrepancy but because they are not giving him enough time to acclimate to the weight gain, his first time moving to LHW was disaster and he nearly lost to Jan, i think he should fake an injury and pullout and reschedule the fight later in the year
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Thinken bout the good times... The Jamawl era...
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>>154198714
Jiri is my favourite fighter, but this fight just left me numb instead of mad. I would've been mad if Carlos just went and heemed Jiri by normal means like Poatan did, but Jiri literally just chose to lose via low iq
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>>154198666
With that gimped leg Alex would’ve humiliated ckb even further
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I think I just don't care about the UFC anymore
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>>154198735
is this from the fight cub lost in like 4 seconds where Aldo did the original meng flying knee
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>>154198743
Bro
Burns vs Mallot is next week!
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how is paramount only 14 dollars? what a steal!
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>>154198717
Little nigga was heemed by Kennedy mangoobachecku, a couple leg kicks and he'd be doing the chicken dance.
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>>154198747
I'm afraid yes
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>>154198714
People need to learn to get it in their minds that fighters like Jiri are just arrogant
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>You may abandon your own body but you must preserve your honour.
Still my boy
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>>154198747
Yeah
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Need this updated for the Paramount+ era
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Ankalaev save us
Ankalaev if you can hear me, please save us
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>>154198685
Why does he look like that
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>>154198743
Wait for the Aiemann Zahabi era b
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fighters that eat pork lose more fights than others on average. i read a study from the performance center
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I know we are all coming off the high of an amazing fight night, but where is the previous thread?
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>>154198792
Dude imagine he beats O malley...in the casa blanca de las americas
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That's why I only eat lamb and turkey
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>>154198685
Poatan won the rivalry 1-1
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>>154198666
Jan as well, he had carlos backing up and throwing lead tippy tap with no damage whatsoever after a 2 year layoff
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>Aiemann Zahabi brutally 29-28s O'Malley
>a devastated Sean is shuffled out of the cage by Tim Welch
>Aiemann gets on the mic
>"I just wanna say one thing... I dedicate this victory to the great Ayatollah Khamenei! Death to America!"
>awkwardly walks out while the audience of hapless politicians gasp in shock. Some boo.
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>>154198784
God made Americans the most perfect corporate golems and I think that’s beautiful.
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>>154198804
I eat turkeys liek you for breakfast
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>>154198784
>>154198827
White suburbanites are the most contemptable creatures on the face of the Earth.
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Jiri pointed to the canvas then backed off when one legged Ulberg hopped forward to swing.
Bitch made, maybe if he went to a proper gym instead of larping as a samurai hed have better striking and defence
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>>154198822
Doesnt make sense? Aiemann is Candian??
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Mallot
Zahabi
Allen (Brendan)
Gane.
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>>154198784
Lol some fuckin 20yo intern made these signs and had to beg these people to hold them
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Acceptance: realizing that Jiri was actually throwing leg kicks after he noticed the injury, but Ulberg was able enough to move around and still be dangerous with his hands, hence Jiri not going all out chasing a knockout. Jiri was simply the inferior fighter.
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Jiri only had to endure 2 minutes and he would win the title, what a fucking retard.
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Give it to me straight /heem/:

Does Jiri ever win again?
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>>154198862
no his chin is gone and he’s technically terrible at fighting
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>>154198773
Samurai honor would have had Jiri mercilessly HEEM Ulberg the moment he was injured.
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>>154198862
Yes LHW is dogshit. Loses to Ank, Costa, and Murzakanov though and will never sniff the title again
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wtf the $15m conor benn fight was today
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>>154198862
Jamahal wins the rematch and sends him to boxing where he gets knocked out by jake paul
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can any yanks explain what he meant by this?
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sometimes being retarded works in a fighters favor, but it does not ever work in Jiri's favor...
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>>154198880
5 boys in his bunghole
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>>154198862
Depends on what matchups he gets, a lot of dangerous guys are moving up, Rob and RDR are set to make their debut there, the game is changing fast, it's no longer the empty 2019-2024 LHW roster, an ''easy'' fight for him would be the Reyes rematch
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>>154198880
yeah it's secret code for "I am a jewish buttslave"
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>>154198862
dudes 33 he has 1 more run especially considering ulberg is out for a year. 1 win and hes in line for the interim
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>>154198880
8 boys in his bunghole
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>>154198661
kek
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SO what exactly happened to Azamat? Did he get concussed or something?
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>>154198880
dont worry about it kid
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>>154198880
white pride worldwide
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so who fights for the interim belt?
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>>154198760
>>154198780
nice
I really like the visuals from that era of WEC/Pride/Tapout UFC
hearing face the pain just makes me much more hyped than listening to a shitty indie/raper artist
>>154198785
the division went from Alex vs Ank to Costa vs Ulberg in the span of months. MMA above 185 is just downright bizarre
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>>154198880
fuck this golem
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> Everyone else on a loss or draw
> Reyes vs Costa at the White House for top contender

kino fight
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>>154159477
You’re all retards.
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>>154198750
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>>154198899
Costa
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What's the limit on performance bonuses? I swear they've given like 4 out in a night before. I feel like Costa should have gotten one is it just like a deliberate fuck you?
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>>154198894
Costa kicked him in the head 50 straight times
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>>154198902
Whittaker title run starts now
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>>154198899
Paulo Costa is the highest ranked LHW fighter coming off of a win. Will be him vs Jiri/Ank.
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>>154198904
Jiri would have won if he wasn't retarded(so basically if he wasn't himself)
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>>154198913
hes not ranked althoughbeit
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>>154198919
He just beat the undefeated #6 he'll be ranked on Monday
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>>154198919
He's 6 in the divison on monday
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Murzakanov suffered the greatest story loss in recent memory. He will never win again.
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>>154198918
But he didn’t. He couldn’t finish because he is weak minded
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>>154198908
iirc its just FOTN + 2 POTN = 4 * 100k
then 25k for every finish on the card
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a lot can happen between Saturday and Monday
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murzakanov was overhyped and only beat bums. that fight was like a repeat of strickland hernandez
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>>154198908
THINK ABOUT THE SHAREHOLDERS
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The pork bussy will be there for Big Borz.
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>>154198939
who who and who?
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>154159907
OH NO NO NO NO NO PLEASE GOD NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOO
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Costa didnt beat a middleweight so how can he move up?
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>>154159907
oops lol
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All brown men want to kill white men and rape white women. The fact that we haven't totally annihilated them after 500 years of geopolitical dominance is a travesty.
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>the LHW bones curse is still upon us
we will never be free of him
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>>154198961
Thinking about doing a highlight of all the retards who doubted Ulberg the past 2 weeks
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>>154198974
that's sad
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Guys you know what? Im rewatching it now and...Jiri won
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early stoppage
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>>154198894
Slow on-set heem from the head kick
But at the same time, it looked like something fractured or broke in his defending arm on that last kick. Had a weird big rectangle on it.
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>>154198986
One could even say that Jiri was winning until he lost
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>>154198987
herb is a fucking fraud
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strickland should be ashamed to say le fight to the death after seeing the hokit fight
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>>154198970
yea i officially believe khamzat isnt white and im officially accepting my status as a red man after jiri embarrassed the white race tonight
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we still sucking drumpf
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>>154198990
>get arm fractured and delayed heem by a head kick
I'm beginning to think Paulo at 205 is going to be a massive problem and he should have been at LHW to begin with.
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>>154198999
Of course Khamzat isn't white. He is a muslim with brown nipples. If brown or black people would have developed nuclear weapons first, they would have nuked Europe and North America without mercy. Brown women lust for white cock but their men are permanent enemies because of jealousy.
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>>154199000
Clit commander roight there
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Jiri literally doesn’t know how to win when the fight is in his favor. Once Ulberg got injured Jiri was dumbstruck and couldn’t fight anymore
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>>154198862
Yes, he came back looking better after the two Alex kos. It seems like he has to get brutally knocked out once in a while in order to remind himself to tune it down a lil bit with the aura farming and retarded shenanigans (he seemed way more focused and less autistic after those losses). Not even joking and I say this as a Jiri fan. He never went this hard with his antics when he fought outside the ufc. I get it that he started doing it so much in the ufc bc its cool and weird and ppl like it snd he created this image and he maybe does really believe in it to some degree but at some point you gotta chill a bit and just fucking focus and fight more without the extra shit which wouldve won him this fight. He got humbled again and my prediction is he will look more locked in and better in his next fight.
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nonono hear me out, what if jiri is just shit? what if he was getting raped by boomer glover and won by dumb luck?
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Schaub vs Cro Cop
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Chimaev vs Luque next seems reasonable enough
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Guru crashing out LMAO
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Ulberg vs jiri
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Herb Dean I love you nigga
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it was the worst outcome though
now the real belt is out for like a year and Jiri got his chin busted again
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>loses and let's his opponent mogmaxx him
embarassing display, glad I slept
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Costa vs Izzy rematch?
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>>154199101
LHW Costa demolishes PISSY
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>>154199071
lol
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>>154199120
>gane era
gane is gonna get sparked out by Poohand and threw his chance at the belt by being a cheating retard
Ulberg is gonna lose the belt his first fight back
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How quickly the tide turns!
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It's funny how had it been the over way around with Jiri busting his leg up then turning it around with a hook everyone would be screaming about this being one of the greatest moments in MMA history. Still, sucks that my boy lost.
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>>154199144
KWABOTY
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Maybe Jiri SHOULD go down to middle weight?
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>>154199145
feel like Ulberg in that situation doesn't get caught though because no one at LHW is as retarded as Jiri
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>>154199150
He is light for LHW but I'm not sure if his chin will survive the weight cut.
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In retrospect, Rakic was correct when he called Jiri a fake Samurai. The real Samurai were professional killers whose highest concept of honour was victory by any means. The most famous Samurai, the one who Jiri supposedly models himself after, Miyamoto Musashi was famous for using a bunch of underhanded tactics to kill his opponents in duels. Jiri chose his own personal satisfaction by pursuing a 'fair' win over simply pursuing victory by any means, he is no true Samurai after all
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Costa kills Ank btw
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The worst part is that pereddit is going to retire without ever getting exposed.
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>>154199179
Exposed as what?
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>>154199161
Its not surviving lhw so whats the difference
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>>154199120
reminded me of when tom instead of being a warrior and fighting through the knee injury like ulberg just curled into a ball in front of hokits victim and started crying while everyone laughed at him
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why has Jiri lost so much size since his debut? was it the injury?
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these people in the media are insufferable. asking the worst most pointless questions you could possibly think of.
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>>154199179
Jizzreal left him headshot dad wht more do you want lad?
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>>154199179
he got frozen like elsa by pissy
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>>154199199
Forgot that pussy even existed
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>>154199199
Tom is the smarter man.
>risk potentially permanent injury but keep fighting?
>no
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Hi Jiri Kevin Iole hear; are u sad or glad??
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Prime Gus would have done unspeakable things to Jiri
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Jiri "El Cucuy" Prochazka
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2 months until we enter the Gaethje era.
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Lewis heems hokit. Very easy scripting here
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>>154199179
Bon gamin will expose caca
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I knew this fight was cursed when my feeds were nothing but Jiri hype to the point Ulberg didn't even exist
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Trump took Hunter's phone and booked the greatest fight in mma history in five minutes.
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jiri is trapped in the labyrinth of his own mind
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>>154199345
the fight won’t happen
trump is going to be dead or impeached
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>>154198597
him jumping like a monkey out of the ring to shake trumps hand was hilarious
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Jiri...nooo....
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meanwhile trump was watching ufc kek
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There is no argument. There was 3-4 if not more moments where Jiri could’ve immeidately pounced on ulberg after sweeping him with the leg kick, but each time he backed away and let ulberg get up, it’s like he didn’t want an easy win handed to him, he wanted to draw it out and make it a hard fought battle, and he got all he asked for and more. It really was his autism that fucked him up. Brazil anon was right
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>>154199380
honestly? respect
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Mythical 5'12 fighter from rizin
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Ank/Costa for the interim light heavyweight belt
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wow
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>>154199423
MODS
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>>154199406
THE GREATEST FIGHT PROMOTION IN THE WORLD, FOLKS
IT DOESN'T GET ANY MORE BADASS THAN THIS
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>>154199345
Gane has done nothing except expose himself
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>>154199120
Based.
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Honest question
What will Ganefags do if Gane gets KO'd stiff or decisionated by Poohand?
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>>154199485
He dominated aspinall desu
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>>154199337
Prime Garth annihilates Ilia. Emasculated by Ali Garth gets heemed. It is what it is.
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>>154199503
Keep bobbing their heads on Ganes meat like the career faggots they are and have always ben
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>>154199510
>gouges his eyes 3 times
>also goes for a cheeky failed nutshot
>gets countered by Tom deciding not to let his eye get perma-heemed
Gane only exposed his low-iq cheating habits.
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How do you lose to a guy who just heemed his entire right leg lmao
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>Japanese proverb: never go full retard
>Jiri: hold my sake
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>>154199199
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>>154199521
Twas once and aspinall ejected because he couldn't handle the mecca shuffle and was being spun like a top by THE bon gamin
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>>154199503
we.. er, they will be like fair enough and move on with their bum.. er, cool lives.
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badboy tshirts are all 19.90
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>>154199503
I’ll be joyous as Pereira has been my boy for years. That outcome would turn Alex into the best fighter to ever compete in MMA.
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>>154199515
Insider sources are claiming War Machine is helping Garth
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kek
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>>154199537
>once
it was twice actually
he got both eyes with one gouge, then another poke
then he failed a nutshot
and for some reason the ref didn't deduct anything
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Alex WILL unleash the right hand. It’s written.
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*circles away*
Non non non
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wait idk if thats a real tweet
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>>154198341
Hokit is going to need a year off after this fight. The guy took way too much damage.
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Ulberg is half german heemed a slav, Gaethje a half german half mexican is fighting a slav, Schaub a half german half messigan heemed a slav, at the end of the day Arminius beats Musashi
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Alex: real one who refuses to abide by circumstance and fate; becomes champion in spite of difficulties.
Gane: real one who refuses to abide by the rules; goes for the kill no matter what it takes.
Literally the most based fight to take place since Gooby vs Aldo.
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Ulverg has a beast of a chezk hook
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Dybbuk ass nigger.
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>try to get picks right once at the cost of abandoning Jiri
>still get em heemed by Costa waking up the very first time since Izzy molestation
fucker didn't just fraudcheck the undefeated brazza, he sent him off on stretcher.
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>>154199615
Strickland is gonna piece him up.
>>154199626
I think 205 Paulo is gonna be champion.
My picks got heemed by Blaydes and then by Jiri....
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>>154199626
Idiot fuck
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I'm gonna say it...
Jiri getting heemed is a small price to pay for Costa to start waking up again.
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>>154199626
I was seeking myself for not submitting pics because it was going exactly as I would have picked them, until the main event which would have heemed me
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New Zealand.
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rizinchads where we at
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>>154199144
"Showing mercy" by keeping him standing on his injured leg and playing with his prey thinking he has it in the bag. Fuck Jiri the retarded low iq samurai larper. Rest in piss.
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Costa couldn’t heem the corpse of Rockhold, yet he hemt Asthma. Who’s to say what future will bring.
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why is /knuck/ mogging us so hard?
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>>154199698
>>154199722
I've never doubted Costa.
He looks a lot snappier and meaner at 205.
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Jiri got humiliatingly heemed by Poatan in the rematch and then delivered absolute kino for his next two fights. I’m not gonna write off that autist completely just yet
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>h-he was giving him a chance
he was hitting his lead leg over and over.
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is grasso the goat
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>>154199734
Just how good is Marvin Vettori, only man to defeat 205 Costa.
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>>154198880
It’s 305, the florida area code, from where rubio hails…
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>>154199768
>Vettori
>good
he lost 4 fights last year alone
AWOKEN Costa would beat him
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rizin link pls
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>>154199778
Roman Dolidze would dogwalk 90% of light heavyweights
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>>154199692
costa and cub getting a good heem for his retirement are nice consolation prizes
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what the FUCK is his problem?
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>>154199692
He needs to work on his cardio
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Jiri was winning until he wasn't
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City kickboxing chads stay winning
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>>154199792
too retarded
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Paulo Fucking Costa
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>>154199792
Pugilistic Irresponsibility
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>Paulo Costa top ranked lhw
you would never see this coming
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3 hours since the Ulberg era started
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Murzakanov was losing before he lost
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>Adesanya - Nigerian
>Dan Hooker - White
>Kai Kara France - Maori/French
>Ulberg - Samoan/German

Huh. I guess diversity really is our strength.
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>>154199811
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>>154199144
Honestly Jiri got set up masterfully by Ulberg. He throws two left hooks then fake pumps two left hooks then chins jiri with a left hook. Levels
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>Paulo Costa is the best light heavyweight in the UFC
How the turn tables
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Azamat bros.. what happened
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jiri is a bum keek
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ONE MORE RUN
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Post the heems
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Imagine Jiri in the PFL, he can finally rematch nemkov
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Prochazka has the lowest fight IQ I have ever seen in my life. Name just ONE guy with a lower one.
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>>154199866
Tito ortiz
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This version of Paulo Costa destroys Israel
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Jiri is reaching Luke Rockhold levels of left hook susceptibility
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>>154199811
>Ulberg era
what era bro? he wont be fighting for a year, and if he has any integrity, he'll give up the belt so he doesn't hold up the division
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Prochazkian Futility
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Let's just say legends were made
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>>154199889
and another legend decided to wake up
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Back around 2020 I moved city because of covid and joined a local gym to lift weights. There was only one other guy there on my first visit who was mogging me hard and it was quite intimidating with his presence. Didn't know who it was at the time but it turned out it was Carlos Ulberg.
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>>154199886
>he wont be fighting for a year,
Hate to break it to you buddy but all champs have been fighting once a year for quite a while, Merab was the one exception
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Who’s Gable fighting in July. Pirate guy makes sense then a title shot
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How did costa heem azmat
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>>154199899
Did you fight him?
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>>154199821
Minotauro here landed 4 shots hard 2 just grazed him and 4 missed
If MMA fighters go to a local boxing gym they would get pieced up
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>>154199919
with kicks to the head
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Who the fuck is Azamat?
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i'm still shook by the jiri loss

wtf happened
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Nah fuck that
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Dana vs Eddie Hearn. Turkey
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>>154199144
how many times in that webm does Ulberg show him that left hook

it's literally the only strike he could have landed. how did this happen
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Calm contemplation.
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>you cannot become a samurai after reading a book
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>>154199945
>how could this happen
Jiri isn’t good. Jiri doesn’t have fight iq. Jiri is a can crusher. Jiri is a failed prospect.
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In the year 2030, IQ tests will be known as CG tests because Cyril Gane will be the measure of intelligence after he heems everyone
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I got slept by the end of costa match.

Elections messing with my internet, cant load up reddit, my betting site or ufc, only 4chan.

Put my rent money on a hokit - costa - jiri parlay. Please tell me Jiri sealed the deal and im rich nao.
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Let's go for that
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>>154199972
Excellent post Monsieur.
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I've welcomed myself to the Ulberg era
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>>154198987
Just me or did that lost shot turn landwehr into a Norwood 3…?
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>>154199975
Main event is about to start, you can pull out your bet.
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>>154199975
I think you'd be surprised
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hokit/blaydes was a really funny fight i couldn't stop laughing
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>>154199818
you imported all your fighters
>nigerian boxkicker
>hooker cuckhold
>kai kara France
>ulberg Israel
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*gets heemed*
*heems you anyway*
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>>154200005
Great bumfight and blaydes torn up face getting flipped off every 30 seconds was awesome. Dudes such a boring no name fighter
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>>154199920
No I cowered and apologised everytime were near the same equipment
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>>154200022
Knowers predicted this masterclass
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>>154198553
Catching someone lacks mastery. It's ironic, Ulberg will have to give up the belt before defending the title, just like Jiri and Jamahal for their injuries. They both had crazy finishes but PooFC still had them "relinquish" (stripped). And he has less star value than them.
Next title fight will be Poolo Costa vs Magomed for the vacant belt, sadly.. I wish it wasn't the case but these are the facts.
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>>154200022
I need lidl bet nap now brazza you kno dis
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>>154200022
ASSmat
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Jerry Proazcker you absolute retard
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>>154200029
>Paulo Costa vs Khamzat Chimaev for the vacant Light Heavyweight Title
Chills...
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>>154199972
No, Cyril Gane is a stupid man.
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Jiri Prolapska prolapsed again
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>>154200046
that would make the rest of us braindead with down syndrome retards...
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Looks like gamblers are getting slaughtered in the Ulberg Mausoleum
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Gane Derangement Syndrome (GDS)
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You cant convince me that this isnt rigged after that fight. The championship fight has a guy blow his leg out to the point he cant put any pressure on it and the other guy says come here and hit me pls and then walks into a left
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Should Dana just cut aspinall at this point?
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>he lost to THE Kenedy nekuchu, he'll never be champ
>CKB sucks
>he beat Jan by low kicking him that's not good
>his left hook doesn't have any power
>no such thing as an Ulberg era
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>>154200029
>Magomed is a southpaw
>Costa specializes in beating southpaws
I can’t believe Paulo Costa is actually going to be light heavyweight champion
Thank you based retard Jiri for manifesting this with your mercy
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>>154200104
His knee is heemed. The era died right after it began
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>>154200110
I started supporting Costa after he came out as a friend of bolsonaro and visited his hospital bed after the stabbing
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>>154200104
>knee exploded to a leg kick
Any fighter not jiri just murders the guy
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LHW might be the worst division now
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>>154200131
Part of me thinks Pereira might’ve got cocky in that situation in a similar way to Jiri, like how he got reckless in the Adesanya rematch
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Jizzy is on a generational skid and Costa has never looked better!
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It just sucks that neither Ulberg or Jiri are the real champ.
Fighting for a vacant title isn't becoming the champ. You're fighting the second/third best guy, not the best guy.
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Yup Jiri won that clearly
the judges decission to give the win to ulberg doesnt change a thing

One thing Jiri should have remembered is that an injured animal is a dangerous animal and will pounce if you corner it
Jiri bless
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>>154200144
Pereira wojld have looked to the ref after the 3rd stumble and been like are you going to call this shit? But with him after the knee blew it would've been over he would've just pounced on ulberg. Literally all jiri needed to do to win was one more leg kick and he just walked up to the dude hands down lmao
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>>154199975
Jiri won
Congratz, enjoy the money
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Josh hokitt gonna heem aspinall
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>>154199308
Kek
Youre funny and cool texas
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Ulbergian. The G is silent
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>>154199167
>he is no true Samurai after all
Jiris father instinct kicked in
making a women pregnant changes you
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>>154200188
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>>154200152
Yeah just like how volk lost to ilia and still got to be the champ. Champs moving up a weight class has devalued the titles they vacated.
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Pico vindicated
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>>154200044
Costa KILLS ratlip faster than his aids will.
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What the fuck
Just read some posts a d realized paolo moved to LHW, why?!
He looked huuuge
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Okay hear me out.
Costa Whittaker 2 at LHW, winner fights Ank for the interim.
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If Jiri is really about that life, then there's one last thing for him to do.
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>>154200312
He can't leave his beautiful girlfriend and daughter behind
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>>154200022
Top ranked Light Heavyweight Paulo Costa, now that's a string of words I never thought I would ever see together. Could Whittaker actually have chance as well?
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Remember guys, never try to aura farm, it'll cost you a belt
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Yuta Kubros, it's finally our time. I feel it.
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>>154200278
>>154200354
Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
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The narative of jiri showing mercy is retarded, he was chasing the finish but Ulberg tanked it
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Jiri prolapsed
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>>154200356
I'll skin you alive you stupid fucking finnshit, drive into a lake you pathetic fuck
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>>154200357
Yeah, nah. And you're not even watching RIZIN. You should go away.
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>>154200371
His 500 years old succubus wife drained his aura.
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>>154198629
most embarasssing heem ever. jiri is officially done for.
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>>154200342
If whittaker can do the same then every middleweight contender should move up at this point
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rizin is still on
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>>154200278
Someone should pin this autistic fuck down and forcefully shave his fraud beard and expose his lack of chin (both literally and metaphorically).
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post costaheem. i had church and had to miss
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>>154200447
meant for
>>154200400
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Aspinall is so irrelevant. The division is picking up momentum and the biggest rising star is calling out a LHW.
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How on earth did Costa ever make 185? That calf is beat up man!
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>I had mercy
nigga reads Sun Tzu and 5 Rings every fucking day lmao
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Seika Izawa has suffered a devastating career ending pregnancy.
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If you faded Schaub's picks for 327 at 5 dollars a bet, you'd be up 100 dollar
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Did Jiri Prochazka fumble the fight? I don't know I didn't watch it but I think he did.
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>jiri fans already saying he was too honorable to finish a wounded oponent
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>>154200576
He was being merciful. He should've taken a leaf out of Black Smiff Wukong's book from BKFC
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>>154200576
He finally managed to turn off his brain completely.
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Jiri Profumble? Yeah possibly
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>>154200584
he got knocked the fuck out by a guy with one leg, then tried to blame it on "showing mercy"
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>Jiri snatches defeat out of the jaws of victory
>RDR gets washed and moves up to LHW to get heemed in the future
>DDP gets big brothered and is now MIA
>Winged C gets exposed as soon as he goes pro
Sport is solved, no more space for goofy fighters. Soon it'll be all crotchsniffers and obese heavyweights.
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Here's the thing you can't play around when you have that kinda power in front of you. With great power comes responsibilty and when facing a great power you have to be responsible, if you have a great power you need to see to your duty and if that power is facing you, you must take it responsibly.
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Rizin main event is about to start
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kubo about to get slaughtered again
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Jiri Ulberg
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Lmao Mongol Invasion promo for the Rizin ME
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>>154198880
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Congratulations to the can on his fluke victory.
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>>154200809
This could be about anyone
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>>154200360
He was chasing the finish because he is a retard with obscenely low fight IQ.
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>>154200816
>You know who!
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>>154200809
The van*
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Flukes don't exist in MMA.
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Just caught up on the card. That was a great card.
Fighter of the card: Hokit.
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>jiri calling for a rematch saying it was a fluke win because he showed ulberg mercy for his injury
retards RISE UP. if gane is allowed to have four title shots i don't see why jiri can't have another one
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>>154200863
He'll need some wins first unless he gets a short notice again or we meme the interim into existence
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that was bery unneccessary
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Too easy
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>Ding Meng
Is he /ourguy/?
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When does this brazza stop wasting his time with Japanese cans and just move to the UFC
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Look at this bullshit.
That should have been a £300+ payout, but they changed the result half an hour later to a draw. Now I only get £120.
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>>154200534
He doesnt, if he did he would've attacked the leg much more after noticing the injury.
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>>154200940
fleeced by buffer
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>>154200534
no, he just likes to larp like he does, it's not even confirmed he can read
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Post bums who were never good
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Let's have a conversation about Kelvin Gastelum. First point to discuss: is he a fatass mexican bum who was never good?
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throw one leg kick and become champ or walk into the left hook your opponent is trying to land every second of the fight and be rendered unconscious
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>Jireddit showed heckin mercy by kicking the injured fighters leg multiple times
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Jiri is now 1-3 in title fights, and the 1 he won was against a 42 year old man in Glover who was actually on his way to beat Jiri by decision before he made a retarded choice that gave Jiri the last minute finish
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just how shit are jamawl and roundtree
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People said that it was a fluke when Pereira won the first time against Jiri. Could this mean that Ulberg one was also a fluke? Or could it be that perhaps Jiri just has a style that leaves him vulnerable to being knocked out by people with actual power? No that couldn't be it, both flukes for sure.
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Any struggling MW should move up. 205 is full of absolute turds
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>>154201340
to be fair they gave costa the one LHW smaller than him, can't see rob doing well when he moves up
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Tito is the type of guy to wake you up to tell you he's going to sleep
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Only fighter who hasn't lost a story so far (and therefore the main character) is Ilia Topuria.
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>>154200940
It saved my parlay
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Ankalaev vs Costa interim?
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Just woke up and saw that Jiri lost. Aaaaaaah fuck this shitty world.
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>M-mercy please, Daddychinha!
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in the past our online boomers always praised him as the heckin samurai fighter hero under the news articles, and this is the first time even they call him an absolute imbecile
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Khamzat can also become double champ whenever he wants
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>>154201538
What was imbecilic about what he did? He fought with honor instead of relying on dirty tricks. Anyone who'd focus on an opponent's broken leg go win is a dirty bastard.
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JiRoevWade’s daughter will enter the world just in time to see him take daddyberg’s BBC
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>Let's go for th-ACK!!!
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>>154201327
Streetbeef fighters at best
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>>154200022
Reminder Yoel ate a harder kick from Paulo like nothing(Paulo said he was limping from the pain of kicking his head after)
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Just how good is Daddysanya for no-diffing Costa?
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Josh Hokit is an American Hero.
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>>154201646
he didn't have to focus that leg, focusing on the fight would be enough, he could keep going without talking and clowning
also when you stay up to 5am or wake up so soon just to witness this shit it doesn't help your mood
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>>154200022
NO MAS
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Jiri(Trump)
Ulberg(Iran)
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>>154201731
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQCvriuwRDo
>7 years ago
holy shit
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>>154200130
yep. that's why brazilians hate him. two retard faggots who suck american cock
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So theoretically if I have proof Mr strickland likes to hang out with trannies who like small cocks who would I speak to for the most lulz
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Costa was almost cool again until he started sucking off Zion don for 5 minutes
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>>154199503
Only dumb retarded people think an overblown skinnyfat Poatan can beat a toned lightning fast phenom like Gane.
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Is the natty king, dare I say, back? How many will he piss off on twitter by saying slurs while sjws can't say anything because he is brown?
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Cooking with Harry Hardwick
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>>154201980
So the secret to looking like a Habsburg is drinking matrix slop from the tube.
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Why do brown boys get dirty diaper president’s clitty so leaky?
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>>154200022
Why is Costa fighting a truck driver? Couldn't they get someone who at least looks like a fighter?
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Jiri could've won against the berg if he used this move. Think about it. Visualise it
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>>154202075
Unironically, yes
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>>154202075
This technique makes it almost impossible to land a good left hook, therefore Ulberg wouldn't have been able to KO Jiri with it, you're correct
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>>154202038
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>>154202060
Bro that truck fighter beat THE Aleksandar Rakic!
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Cant wait for ulberg to start walking out to his coconut cook island flag now and not the nz one, the izzy method of riding the NZ fanbase to the belt then shitting all over it
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People really denied that prime daddysanya woulda smacked and blacked jiraped
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>>154202121
Chinese Izzy was the best era
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>>154200022
a fair price to pay for Jiri skidding.
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>>154202142
Tried to include that nigerian takeover photo with izzy, marty, and kennedy, but 4chan has blocked my IP range from images apparently

>We taking over

>fighting by way of

Funny thing is tho ulbergs only L was to the shittiest nigerian fighter, but ulberg destroyed him but the ape was too low iq to go unconcious and carlos gassed out hitting his homer skull
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Striking brazzas are a meme. No exceptions.
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Ank is literally getting the belt back albeit
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Striking piggies are a meme. No exceptions.
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Islam was on track to completely overshadow khabibs bitch record but now hes moved up to fight a terrible luck of the moment striking champ, and wants to fight one more pure striker than retire? Hes somehow turned course and become even more of a heartlet than the king himself?

I suspect khabib is in his ear influencing these career choices, intentionally so islam doest overshadow khabib who is well known to have the biggest ego in MMA
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>>154202258
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>no islam bro Ive known you since you were a child, trust me
>don't fight illia, in fact run away from him like a coward
>fight FUCKING JACK DE MADALENA lmao fight him for your legacy, trust me
>people wont remember you fighting the guy who has KOd a series of legends, they'll remember JACK lmao
>This is fazzas wish, I would do the same but my mum said im not allowed to fight you know this
>nothing to do with me being able to make weight its my mums fault
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The title run starts now
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>see opp has exploded his leg
>but le script requires you to lose
>tell him not to quit and come punch you in the face and hurry up
>instinct kicks in so you back up out of the heem
>remember your engagement training and walk into the 3rd of a flurry of very wide open lefts
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>>154202260
>Hunter called, Kwabib, I have to fight Ilia and they will let me keep the belt
>you will not fight the featherweight
>b-but braz-
>I didn't kill my fazza for you to surpass me. I will kill your fazza as well if necessary
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>>154202322
He didnt show any mercy anyway, after he saw the leg injury he started doubling down on leg kicks, he just won the fight already in his head and wanted a promo reel KO, he obviously couldnt say this tho
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The daily meltie is commencing I fear
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More like double chimp ducky

AM I RIGHT MIAMI
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>islam brother, dont fight ian garry who has a rounded game and will negate all the blemishes on your resume
>fight that new brazilian pure striker who has never been tested at all, grind him out to a decision, thats what the people want
>I would but I am humble, you know this because I said it myself that I am humble
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>>154202398
>miami
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>>154202417
Umm did you not hear the BDScord memo? Garry is next so you have to say that Islam is ducking morales now. Please delete this and try again
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So it's been all but confirmed that Ilia staged a divorce to duck
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>>154202469
you are the one with outdated information. he's fighting usmeng.
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>>154202469
Brazzas literally never fight well rounded opponents without a catch and I absolutely wont believe it till I see it

There has to be some catch, like short notice or weight shenanigans, ramadam injuries, something, you can never have a fight with a brazza and a well rounded opponent on a normal level ground it simply just does not happen
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>>154198862
The question now is will it be possible to beat him, kiddo?
No mercy Jiri is now unlocked.
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People are forgetting something very important about Paulo Costa. He switched coaches and gym after the strickland fight and got back into heeming ways. His brother's gym sucked so he had to train with a real one again.
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Member when JDM was a well-rounded striker with godlike takedown defense and would give Islam a really tough fight?
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>>154199380
Main event was a white man getting heemed by a brown man without a leg
Holy shit...
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>>154202667
Makes sense
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>>154202667
he’s literally just been fighting southpaws, Costa is always good in open stance
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>>154202667
Stricklands style just does very well against Costas because he guards all the areas costa wants to kick and responds with the teep jabs
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If you treat the ufc like a fighter anime it becomes much easier to pick
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>>154202987
And this is gonna sell tires?
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smoking flower for the first time since 2016
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>>154203077
Enjoy schizophrenia
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>>154199924
that was zombified big nog doo
give him a break
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Raped faggot.

RAPED FAGGOT!

YOU'RE A RAPED FUCKING FAGGOT!!!!

YOU RAPED FUCKING FAGGOT!

YOU RAPED FUCKING FAGGOT!

RAPED BITCH!!!!

RAPED BITCH!!!!

EVERYBODY LOOK AT THE RAPED BITCH!!!!

RAPED FAGGOT!!!!

YOU GOT FUCKING RAPED!!!
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I got caught, you got dominated
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>>154203125
Let's go for ACK
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>>154202987
They had another script but Dern showed up with this one insisted on it.
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>>154203125
but enough about jon jones
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>>154203130
not the same bro
you feel what i am saying?
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>>154203232
>>154203232
>>154203232
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>>154203226
Excellent post.
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500
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>>154202221
Sasurkaev or whatever his name is pretty descent

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