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Thread question: What is the peak of elf masculinity?

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How would elves view a 14 year old peasant human farm girl? Would they be nice to her?
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>Daaad why do you look sooo much older than mommy? You're only 35, you're over a hundred years younger than her!
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>>97470771
well, according to this chart she's the perfect age
>they took a lot of drugs back then
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>>97470774
Who could be behind this post, I wonder?
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>>97470774
>elf loli.jpg
>human dad
cucked, but at least she isn't black, that would have made it worse
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>no noldorchud

it's disprectful.
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>>97470824
How's it cucked when it's you married to the elf woman?
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>>97470872
Elves aren't real, anon.
This never happened.
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>>97470774
it's absolutely grim that you'll never see your elf children grow old. Only thing you can do is to give your elf wife plenty of children so she won't be alone after you pass away
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>>97470889
It'll never happen with that attitude.
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>>97470771
The difference in age, 14 to like 300+ possibly.
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>>97470937
You won’t even see your children anon.
Elf pregnancy lasts 90 years instead if 9 months
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>>97470771
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>>97470764
>What is the peak of elf masculinity?
Building a ship to travel the ocean
OR
Nurturing and shaping a tree for centuries to grow into a house your family will live in.
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>>97471667
that's not true
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>>97471785
What are those nightmare fuel dolls?
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>>97470937
La Atrocidad.
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>>97471785
>>97471808
La goblina de AI.
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>>97470764
>What is the peak of elf masculinity?
Screwing over a quarter of your species by leading them to murder another quarter and dying hours after dragging everyone past the point of no return. Also, threatening your half brother because you thought daddy might love him more.
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>>97471894
>goonblina de negro
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>>97470764
>Bumping off Deedlit
I don't care for this future
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>>97471959
It's the cool guy future.
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>>97470937
>>97471785
>Slopper is back.
Could you at least raise your game a bit?
You've been reposting the same mommy-issues Pirotess clone for about a full month. You could try retouching some of your old crap so that is doesn't look quite so crap anymore! I hear that the LLMs can help you with that, and you'll learn to make a thing.
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>>97472119
They actually deleted his thread on /v/ for once, so he came here to not talk about games.
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>>97470764
To be there for a friend
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>>97470764
>What is the peak of elf masculinity?
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>>97472098
You don't even have rad pauldrons.
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>>97472119
>back
I don't leave these threads albeight
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>>97472256
There is no last stand like an elfen last stand.
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>>97470771
rapemeat. How do you think half-elves are made?
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>>97472602
I thought that's how Half-Orcs were made not Half- Elves?
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>>97471776
what about nurturing and shaping a tree for centuries to grow into a houseboat your family will live and travel the ocean in
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>>97472789
Humans rape everything.
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>>97472276
Slop
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Does your setting make male elves just as much a target for unwanted amourous advances as female elves?
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>>97474274
My setting frankly doesn't have that much human-elf relationships, mostly because they mostly live in different continents.
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>>97472954
Why not
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>>97472271
Pauldrons are worst feature to happen to fantasy ever. If I see big pauldrons featured, I will consider it a massive red flag. Leave Pauldrons in the 80s, please.
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>>97470774
>Mom, why did you marry dad? He's a human, he had no real heritage, he was to die before I reached adulthood, he had nothing to offer you. Why?
>"Oh child.... I married you father because I loved him,"
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>>97474995
>love his money
>I'll take him behind the shed when he gets too old, you know, like what we did to your dog
also elves age at the same rate as humans do
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>>97472789
nope, elf dudes just get away with it because they're hot and well spoken
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>>97474995
>because we have to pander to the self-insert audience
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dark elves are for reverse corruption domination loss into loving matrimony and motherhood.
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>>97474995
>loved
>past-tense
kek
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>>97475204
yeah, dude sadly passed away due to acute pelvic trauma leaving behind a wife and 12 kids
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Human sperm is weak, these types of couples always produce very few kids.
The only time an elf-human pairing was producing 12 kids was Alustriel Silverhand together with her unknown elfen lord.
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>>97475266
Alustriel SIlverhand also likes to organize orgies, it is a wonder she'd know any of the fathers of her kids
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realistically speaking the only pure humans should be small isolated tribes, mainstream civilization should be elves and various degrees of half-elf (trending towards full elf as time passes)
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>>97475291
this is why Skyrim is hostile to elves, they saw what happened to the Bretons
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>>97475278
Well, they were half-elves.
Duh.
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>>97475266
>Human sperm is weak
they had to compensate by making plenty of attempts, not that they minded.
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>>97475291
So humans are the neanderthals in this analogy? Why tho
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We shouldn't talk about humans in these threads.
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Do you think being an elf is an advantage for getting tips in the waitress sector?
>inb4 those tips

and do you think they got epic wine?
i sure think so
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>>97470771
In my own setting, male elves will probably be nice to her but not particularly care. The female elves would mock her since shell turn wrinkly so quick, rape her, or both
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>>97470764
>What is the peak of elf masculinity?
I feel like elves should follow this ancient greek thinking of a sound mind in a sound body, and value a disciplined, learned mind as much as a strong, fit, agile body. Peak elfen masculinity would probably be the warrior-poet, warrior-scholar. Someone that beats their opponent in a swordfight and immediately composes some poem to make fun of them.
They would also probably value discipline and honing your skills over a long time. And self-sufficiency, being able to go innawoods any time and live off the land.
Peak elfen masculinity is probably also having cool magical buddies, or a fantastic, powerful mount like a griffin or dragon.

Or maybe peak elfen masculinity is being some powerful elfen lord cackling with magical energy and being able to swiftly decapitate an orc before he can blink. Elfen boys probably have these powerfantasies.
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>>97475361
because elves do everything humans do and more, same physical, intelligence and social advantages but also extremely long lived and magical.

Normal humans would get outcompeted and assimilated.
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>>97475500
If you live in something like 21st-century Europe, you might be protected by the state as a rare species.

Yes, you'll be protected as an exotic animal, but what do you expect? They're elves, and you're human.
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>>97475500
But do they have the numbers and adaptability?
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Which of these scenarios sounds more interesting and realistic from a narrative standpoint?

>female Drow Ranger is sent by her Matriarch up to the surface to lead a band of marauders in search of a magical forge that will assist the clan in battling a god-level menace that the Matriarch had received a prophecy regarding. This also serves the purpose of removing a scheming underling and her lackeys from the political game for the time being.

>male Drow Wizard receives a prophecy from Lolth foretelling the coming of a god-level threat to the Drow, and is ignored by his Matriarch when he goes to her for aid. He decides to take matters into his own hand, assembles a war band, and begins raiding on the surface, looking to secure a lost magical forge and other resources that will allow him to fight this menace.
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>>97476108
The latter, it has intergroup conflict and more potential for conflict with the same matriarch (and other Lolth drow) along the line.
The first one may also have this with the scheming underlings, but it's a lot more interesting in the second idea.
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>>97475017
>marry rich human
>have a kid
>inherit husband's money when he dies of old age
>inherit kid's money when they die of old age because half-elves are sterile in this scenario
>marry another rich human
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>>97476143
What if the half-elves live longer?
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>>97476476
if so then
>be half-elf woman
>marry rich human
>have a kid
>inherit husband's money when he dies of old age
>inherit kid's money when they die of old age because quarter-elves are sterile in this scenario
>marry another rich human
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What traditional game are we talking about?
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>>97476030
>numbers
I haven't read a good reason as to why elves that are otherwise human-like (so not fae or something) don't have kids. It's always some more or less forced handwave.

>adaptability
elves are extremely adaptable to the point that they quickly diverge physically when introduced into new environments
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I personally really like the Hentai idea of making elves all women with both sexual and non-sexual reproduction methods.
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>>97476523
Humans procreate strictly through a biological process.
Elves procreation relies on a spiritual component.
There aren't always enough elven spirits to form new elven souls, so they're basically fertile/sterile after a while.

Maybe they can increase the amount of elven spirits in various ways to increase their numbers.
Untouched nature could be related to that.
Dark elves do it in more heretical ways.
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>>97470937
>it's absolutely grim that you'll never see your elf children grow old.

No it isn't. That's a reminder that your children are going to die soon. That's the last thing a parent wants to see.

Your kids bringing you new grandkids is the best part of being a grandparent.
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>>97476523
Shorter lived species tend to have faster reproductive cycles and since adaptation is through mutations, the more generations you go through, the faster you adapt. If it takes decades or centuries for an elf to mature, humans can go through generations in that time.
>I haven't read a good reason as to why elves that are otherwise human-like (so not fae or something) don't have kids.
Same, but for places like South Korea, Taiwan, Japan, etc.
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>>97476783
>If it takes decades or centuries for an elf to mature
Good thing it doesn't.
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>>97476807
In plenty of fiction it does.
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Are we doing the thing again where elves have no advantages and even their actual inherent advantages (long lifespan) are actually a disadvantages? Because humans are supposed to be better at everything?
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>>97476822
Such as?
Please mention actual systems only. I don't care about what horrible things some retarded isekai anime does to its elves.
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>>97476829
A purebred can have all the advantages possible and still the mutts will thrive.
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>>97476836
>Such as?
Tolkien, D&D.
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>>97476847
So you are just namedropping shit and hoping it sticks?
Tolkien's elves age different, they indeed age physically slower, but mentally faster than humans. Elfen babies can speak full sentences after a couple of months.
D&D flipflopped about this topic, it can depend on the edition and writer. But for many editions, including the current, they age physically as quickly as humans, but they have a different understanding of adulthood. It's cultural, not physical or biological.
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>>97476783
>since adaptation is through mutations, the more generations you go through, the faster you adapt.
clearly this means elves have no problem reproducing since they have so many variants
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>>97476865
>Tolkien's elves age different, they indeed age physically slower, but mentally faster than humans. Elfen babies can speak full sentences after a couple of months.
Ability to speak does not translate to sexual maturity.
>but they have a different understanding of adulthood. It's cultural, not physical or biological.
Unless you're saying they're banging what they consider children for the purpose of procreation, it'd stand to reason once more that they reproduce slower than humans.
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>>97476899
That's the topic? Yeah sure, they fuck less. That's often the case. It's also not outright necessary when your people can live so much longer and remain productive and healthy. Their population can still maintain healthy levels because of that.
Elves staying kids for decades remains a meme more often than not.
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This adaptability argument by the HFY-tards is such a weird cope on several levels for different reasons.
In many settings, elves and humans aren't the result of natural evolution, but were created or uplifted in some way. Once that was done, natural selection applies, but often in a short time span. Most settings only have some thousands of years of history, not millions like our human race.
Furthermore, evolution is not a one-way road to better and more adaptable designs. This is not how it works. If that were the case, then rats would already outcompete us. Some animals occupy niches, and some others are so well-adapted that they barely change for hundreds of millions of years (some sharks, famously).
Also, while the idea that more evolution equals more progress is admirable, it's not always the case and you can develop wrongly, end in dead-ends or create environments that benefit the wrong kind of natural selection.
Furtherfurthermore, as >>97476895 pointed out, different elf races, cultures and ethnicities are plenty in their respective fantasy settings. Not just on a cultural level or ethnical level. I don't see elves having any trouble getting through various stages of life, adopting to new environments, living off the grid for some decades, then become a city slacker for the next decade, explore unknown lands for a century and then go back be a family man. Elves are often very able to adapt themselves to their environment (instead the other way around). They don't need another generation for that.
Often, their stagnation is either the result of a long, tired history and civilization (something that can befall any civilization), or a deliberate choice (the primitive wood elfen kind often does this).
/autism rant
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>mention that elves in major pieces of fantasy mature slower than humans, making their reproductive cycle slower
>thus I'm a HFY-tard who doesn't know how evolution works
I'm sorry?
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>>97476984
>>mention that elves in major pieces of fantasy mature slower than humans
They don't, as we have discussed.
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>>97476829
Why would I do that shit?
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>cowtits
>on an elf
You nogames-fags don't get enough shit.
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>>97477959
It's a proud tradition that I wouldn't expect you to know or understand.
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>>97477977
>someone posts humundoeous, grotesques pornographic bimbos with some pointy ears from absolutely nothing game-related
>someone points out how this is garbage no-games shit
>immediate answer is perfectly fine normal looking elves as some kind of justification
Why are you always so dishonest?
I hope karma hits you on the head.
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>>97478005
I think you're just kind of retarded.
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>goes back to pornographic cowtits from nothing game-related
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>>97478041
What's pornographic about it?
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I have yet to see an elf posted in these threads that even remotely resembles the caricature on the right.
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>>97476952
Human diversity's kind of a touchy subject that's tough to actually find out any real information on that's accessible. I could find some medical stuff about how black people need different medications and their hair's different than my cracker hair, but I don't think there's really any good information about how, say, I could be different from a human of two thousand years ago or four thousand years ago.

I mean, I look at horses and dogs and how you can have a Clydesdale and an Arabian, or a Great Dane and a Pug. But the commonly pushed narrative is that there's no difference between me and someone living in another hemisphere or on the literal other side of the world beyond what's "socially constructed."
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>>97478108
Spoken like a true redditor.
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>>97474926
Pauldrons are classic and iconic. They strike a heroic image. Your boring ass would probably go adventuring in casual clothes
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You knife ears really churn out these threads at the same rate as the slop threads. Probably says something about elves in general. Anyways:

Kill elves
Behead elves
Roundhouse kick elves into the concrete
Slam dunk an elf's baby into the trash can
Crucify filthy elves
Defecate into elves' food
Launch elves into the sun
Stir fry elves in a wok
Toss elves into active volcanoes
Urinate on elves
Gas tank judo throw elves into a woodchipper
Twist elven heads off
Report elves to the IRS
Karate chop elves in half curb
Stomp pregnant elves
Trap elves in quicksand
Crush elves in a trash compactor
Liquify elves in a vat of acid
Eat elves
Dissect elves
Exterminate elves in the gas chamber
Stomp elven skulls with steel-toed boots
Cremate elves in the oven
Lobotomize elves
Mandatory abortions for elves
Grind elven fetuses in the garbage disposal
Drown elves in fried chicken grease
Vaporize elves with a raygun
Kick old elves down the stairs
Feed elves to alligators
Slice elves with an axe
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>>97476952
I think Anon was referring to the evolution of human society, not the evolution of humans as biological beings. Elves, as a species that, while visually and intellectually superior to humanity, pays for this with low reproduction (as we see in nature). Whether this is due to a reproductive quirk or a social factor, it doesn't matter. The important thing is that we have a characteristic: elven generations change slowly. This leads to elven society becoming rigid; they are slower to create and implement innovations, experience disasters (like wars) much more painfully, and are much slower to conquer new territories.

Humanity, in contrast, changes generations more quickly than elves. So, if we assume that an elven infant becomes an elven adult in a hundred years, then in the same timeframe, humans would have at least three generations, each of which could produce great geniuses who would bring new innovations that would be implemented, and the population itself could increase fivefold, or perhaps even more.

And at the same time, thanks to writing and the culture of knowledge transfer (often even by force), knowledge will accumulate very quickly and it will be extremely diverse due to the large number of different geniuses.

Even your example with the rats is indicative, because rats, although they do not have society or any other strong traits, in fact, thrive.
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>>97478284
Unfortunately, elf threads are popular for all the wrong reasons.
Pornbrained retards make these threads just to have something to be horny and shitpost about nothing game related.
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>>97478041
NTA but i counter with an elf from a campaign i ran. Cowtits AND game-related
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>>97478131
female sexual characteristics are a big no-no on reddit thoughbeight, very transphobic. Maybe you should join them if tits make you seethe
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Elves are for:
>holding hands
>making babies
>wives
>consensual sex only
>having elf babies with
>dating
>love
>kissing
>hugging
>spooning
>snuggling
>smiles
>waifus
>massaging behind the ears
>keeping secrets
>best friends
>friends
>neighbors
>petting
>nibbling ears
>positive comments
>role models
>fitness
>a standard human women will never reach
>starting a family with
>proposing to
>marriage
>pregnant belly rubs
>romance
>honeymoons
>introducing to your parents
>stable relationships
>not rape
>comforting
>worshiping elven gods with
>dreams
>happiness
>not purging
>not hating
>not drugging
>having their culture preserved and practiced
>choosing wedding rings with
>long romantic walks in the forest with
>kicking pervy humans off their lands
>treating with romantic dinners
>taking nice relaxing hot springs baths with
>talking their beautiful language
>post-sex bedtalk and snuggling
>top of the line educations
>extended tropical vacations
>killing lesser races with
>montages of romantic activities in picturesque cities with a tacky soundtrack
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>>97478392
I bet the dwarf-fag will change his mind reading all this no-games nonsense about not playing anything.
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>>97478325
>The important thing is that we have a characteristic: elven generations change slowly. This leads to elven society becoming rigid; they are slower to create and implement innovations, experience disasters (like wars) much more painfully, and are much slower to conquer new territories.

this is completely consistent with a lot of elf descriptions from settings that also have a ton of different elf subraces, but they never explain how the two facts fit together. If anything elves should have the least subraces and unique cultures.
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>>97478457
helf
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>>97478458
No, this is a helf.
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>>97478392
Leave Deedlit in the past where she belongs.
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>>97478284
Its funny you use a picture of Grombrindel, the dwarf whos whole deal was he was mad his bro-elf malekith, colossal mommy's boy and butthurt edgelord dark elf king, wasn't hanging out with him anymore like the best pals they used to be.

He would go on to let Malekith go unable to kill him after he fought his way to the chance to.
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>>97478426
Two hypotheses come to my mind:

1. Elves are an extremely ancient species, which is why over hundreds of thousands of years some groups have split and changed genetically, which could have been facilitated by magical influence, which accelerated the mutation of the genome, or direct intervention.

2. Elves are an artificial species, and the ones who fought may also be artificially created.

I like the first option better.
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>>97478523 (me)
Oh my god, I need to go to bed, I can't write normal sentences.
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>>97478523
Often the split was indeed thousands of years ago.
Sometimes also, magic plays a role (drow being so different).
Sometimes the elves that made up a new subrace were already somewhat different.
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>>97478377
PC elf or NPC elf? What happened in the campaign?
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>>97478831
NPC elf. One arc of the campaign had the party dealing with the season-themed nieces (and nephew) of a more important villain. The whole idea was that the villain was trying to marry one or more of them off at a party she also invited the pcs to, and the pcs could get to know the nieces to try to get them to turn on their villain aunt. The only ones they really tried to get on their sides though were the spring and autumn ones, though the winter one was never really much of an issue anyway
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>>97478284
>>97478392
love elf
>>97478473
the past is the future
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>>97475029
lol
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>>97478523
there's also the warcraft way where elves are magic sponges that physically change depending on what kind of magic energy they drink, so you don't even need any generations, the elves will change if exposed to a certain kind of magic long enough
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>>97470774
It must be confusing to be a child as a half-elf. Not really being cognizant you don't really have a solid place in the world.
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Thinking about fucking with Pathfinder, how are the elves in that game?
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>>97480406
Depends on the edition.
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>>97480407
1st edition
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>>97480411
They kinda suck, anon.
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>>97480430
How come?
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>>97476108

Trying to build more background or even play Lost Mine Of Phandelver from the Black Spider's POV?
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>>97479015
The villain lady invited her enemy pcs to the party? She must have been one smug elf lady lol. How did the party turn out after they tried to get spring and autumn on their sides?
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>>97480406
weird aliens who came from a different plane
they even come with weird bug-eyes
>2nd creepiest elves after 40k with their weird elongated bodies
could also add those elves from that one danish horror show, but they're not really 'elves', the translation just calls them that
there's also Divinity elves which are weird plant people, but this is TG, not VG
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>>97470771
>puckee spamming his commission again
https://www.reddit.com/r/ImaginaryCharacters/comments/1j0ooso/katelyn_katy_parsons_young_farmgirl_by_kartstudio/
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/bURegZDTHSZ0zZLlMDv8RQ%3D%3D/page/
>30 times
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How elegant should elves be?
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>>97480798
I fucking despise this show with every fiber of my being.
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>gameless time-wasting question that serves only to dump this non-/tg/ thing
Elves being elegant in some way is pretty much ingrained into their core characteristics. Which comes naturally with being a sophisticated, plus DEX/AGI race and a rich culture.
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>>97480810
retarded elves does retarded elves things
nah joke, everyone in this show has autism
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>>97480810
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>>97480498
So for reference, the villain (pictured) was a duchess who was on the cusp of becoming a god and got overconfident that she would cross the threshold. The PCs ended up killing her in a boss fight and running off to deal with another issue. One of the PCs went back to the area later to find out all the rest of the elven kingdom was setting fire to the castle. He then helped the nieces abdicate while the nephew stayed behind to take over (it didn't effect the campaign after that but had repercussions down the line because he turned the place into a monster sanctuary)
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>>97480820
NTA, but why do you refuse to respond to directly respond to posts? It doesnt really make much of a difference when the post your talking about is obvious, but im curious why you dont follow common post structuring
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>>97480833
Just in case it's (You)-farming, but I still deem it worth making a post of some kind.
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>>97480798
>I fucking despise this show with every fiber of my being.
Harsh. Care to explain why?
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oka,y but what are your thoughts regarding pic related
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>>97480440
Build more background. I'd thought about genderbending Nezznar but I think I want to keep him a he. The cataclysm that he was forewarned about was ||the return of Tiamat from the Nine Hells and her subsequent domination of the mortal races||. Makes for a more interesting villain than "this evil guy shows up with some spiders" and gives me a faction with motivations I can play off the others in the region.
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>>97481229
Wow I suck copious amounts of cock and can't spoiler
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>>97481158
Fuck yes, awesome stuff.
Could not sit through the second episode, but idgaf.
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>>97481158
My niece watched this when I used to babysit her. Didn't really like it, but there was much worse slop out there and she's doing well now. I should call my brother, I haven't talked to him since Thanksgiving.
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Here's a legally distinct elf mage I painted.
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>>97481892
NICE
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>>97481158
Is Ragana in it?
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>>97481892
way better faces that the garbage sold by hundreds of dollars at plastic stores
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>>97482103
Can you retype this without the typos? I can't tell if it's a compliment or a criticism.
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>>97478041
>>97478074
If you ask nicely I am sure someone will post some elf penises for you to fap to.
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>>97482132
replace that with than
your model has a nice face.
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>>97482189
Thank you.
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>>97480827
I don't demand full historical accuracy but I think there's a line to be drawn at OMG ICE CREAM TREATS! At least make it look at bit more rustic then off the shelf frozen novelties. It's just a matter of credibility.
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>>97480405
Appreciate it when it lasts because they're gonna be really whiny once they do.
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>>97481972
no, also there's only one season
probably cancelled it, just netflix things
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probably the foremost NPC ally of my ongoing 3.5 campaign, Crolomere the warmage, niece to Elbereth, King of the Shilmista
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>>97482478
Frieren is a native isekai setting m8. Expecting anything beyond slop from it is fruitless.
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>>97482681
Just because I'm not surprised doesn't mean I'm not disappointed at the direction of things.
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>>97482681
>native isekai
kill yourself.
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How haughty/douchey do you like your elves?
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>>97482753
kill yourself cuckee
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>>97482814
>>97482704
Is your only response to posts you don't like to tell them to "kill themselves"? You are an extremely unsocialized human being.
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>>97482866
guess what
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>>97482870
chicken butt
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>>97470764
At what point do firearms come far enough in development that elves will start adopting it?
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>>97482866
>You are an extremely unsocialized human being.
sir this is the extremely unsocialized human beings website.
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>>97483291
Depends on the setting, the elves in question, the firearms technology, who develops it, the availability of the firearms and their tech, and pretty much whatever you want.
So, tell us about the technology in your game for us to gauge if the elves of your system would adopt them in your campaign.
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>>97482866
to be entirely fair though the only proper response to spamming faggots like puckee and noldorfag is to tell them to kill themselves, or better yet ignore them
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>>97483291
when the cost-effectiveness of them becomes better than the alternatives, magical or mundane.
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>>97483338
Only an extremely socially maladjusted person would default to that.
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>>97483291
When they effectively outrange or outgun a bow or a spell
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>>97482478
From what I can gather the setting of Frieren is far away from some not-even-historical brown and grey medieval shithole. Some of the smaller towns and villagers sure, but everywhere else seems closer to Renaissance. And then when you include magic into the mix, it doesn't feel as strange.
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>>97480829
>7'4
That is one tall elf lady. How would things have gone if she did become a god? I presume not great if the party decided to kill her, unless they just sorta went with the flow and ended up killing her rather than being strongly resolved to do so.

Seems kinda funny they had the nieces abdicate after befriending two of them, and then only to hand it off to this weirdo nephew lol.
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>>97483828
It's not even close to the renaissance. The further in you go the more and more modern it feels. A more recent chapter had people in WW2 clothes. It's complete thoughtless kitchen sink trash that the writers makes up on the fly while trying to force wacky cute moments.
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>>97482646
Cute sloppa.
>>97482753
This looks like shit.
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>>97484014
>That is one tall elf lady
Not the tallest elves in my setting can get by far. My settings elves are tree people and their height is 1/6th (female) or 1/7th (male) the height of the tree they descend from. The shortest elves are like an inch tall, including flower elves and some extreme examples; the tallest are about 45 feet tall.

>How would things have gone if she did become a god?
Her becoming a god wasnt an issue itself, though she was a weirdo who would invade peoples dreams to cause nightmares, and her becoming a god of nightmares would allow her a lot more control over them. The real problem was she was working with the main villain of the campaign to start an intercontinental war, and her getting the massive power boost of becoming a god would have made things potentially a lot tougher

The thing with the nieces is that none of them were really fit to rule. one of them was just shy and spacy (and ended up later becoming the equivalent to santa), one was a ditz who just enjoyed making money and causing trouble, and one was just straight up evil - potentially moreso than the aunt.
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>>97475361
>>97475500
haven't you heard? neanderthals are alive and well. we call them EVERYONE FROM EUROPE. that's who the neanderthals turned into. whites.

its the africans who are what the supposedly 'more evolved' cro-magnon turned into.

and the denisovans are still with us too. we just call them 'asian' now.

a whole bunch of what we USED to think is dead wrong, and being actively NEWSPEAKED and fucking WRONGTHINKED if you DARE to correct it.

we are in fact, entirely different kinds of humans. europeans have almost zero cromagnon, africans almost zero neanderthal, etc.... and the only way to explain that is if we ARE seperate human races.

what we cannot explain yet, is why the supposedly 'more' evolved africans... have such crappy brains and cannot even be called 'sentient' in a lot of cases. its a fucking mystery.

Jeets too.
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erm... elves???
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>>97478127
actually there is. new evidence that SHOULD have turned the world on its head in thinking about what humans are. that all of europe's cucked, faggoty scientism reeeeeeetards spent like, the last 20 fucking years now trying to disprove, unsuccessfully.

instead the scientism freaks have instead resorted to ignoring the new information and screaming 'la la la' at the top of their lungs while putting their fingers in their ears and closing their eyes as tight as they can.

because they totally Trust The Science, after all.
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>>97484956
>all elf types seethe endlessly about how it's unfair and retarded to compare them to the other elf types because they're totally different
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>>97470764
Generals are cancer. Go back to r*ddit.
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>>97485295
this isn't a general albeight
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>>97474926
you sound like a fag.
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>>97475148
>its bad if YOU do it
>its good if I do it
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>>97475500
Calm down Shalelu
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>>97485405
Is this the same artist?
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>>97480810
>>97480824
>>97482478
>>97482681
>>97482699
I see Leftists still continue to seethe about Frieren.
And as always they lie about what bothers them about the show just like with Goblin Slayer.

Pathetic.
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>>97485411
Can't find the artist, no idea.
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>>97485414
I like the story, though character/world designs are atrocious.
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I see no elves. At least include half an elf
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>>97485414
>muh leftists
Frieren has some stuff going for it, but it has so many problems when it comes to world-building and the characters. Or the general flow of the story.
And no, killing demons is not the issue.
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>>97485414
What do leftists have to do with Frieren?
I’m out of the loop.
I thought the elf is pretty good and cute and designed to be coomer bait.
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>>97485462
>and designed to be coomer bait.
I thought I typed in “and not designed to be coomer bait.”
>insert spelling mistake meme here
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>>97485465
>and not designed to be coomer bait
Apparently, artists missed that and continue to draw Frieren with a ginormous ass.
>>97485462
The show is unapologetic about killing demons, and attempts to engage in diplomacy with them are shown to fail. Something something racism.
Though it's a nothingburger and 4chins own type of culture warrior makes a bigger deal out of it than it is.
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>>97485474
Thanks anon!
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>>97482753
Kys redditor
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>>97485414
I'm a card carrying racist and I hate Frieren, how dare you call me a leftist.
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>>97485414
I literally watched Goblin Slayer, Dungeon Meshi, and Frieren back-to-back, and I don't get what the issue is. "On no, I have three great pizzas - with different flavors that I like - in front of me, what should I do!?" I like all three shows a lot, but for different reasons. This is an untenable opinion, apparently.
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>>97485462
The usual.
"Killing demons is le bad because actually they are minorities"
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>>97480833
>>97480839
To put it simple: pettiness and autism aka Noldorfag
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>>97481158
never heard of it
pic rel however...
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>>97485615
>equating demons with minorities in an elf anime
This doesn’t sound right at all.
>media literacy
What’s the original intention of this and why is it mocked to meme status?
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>>97484876
>Not the tallest elves in my setting can get by far. My settings elves are tree people and their height is 1/6th (female) or 1/7th (male) the height of the tree they descend from. The shortest elves are like an inch tall, including flower elves and some extreme examples; the tallest are about 45 feet tall.
Lol thats fun. I'm curious why she was working with the main villain to start an intercontinental war?

I suppose they couldn't have gotten the nieces married to someone who was fit to rule?
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>>97485462
Literally nothing political. He's just stirring shit up.
People around here just get buttmad that it's popular, especially amongst the normalfaggots at Ieddit.
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>>97470771
>be me
>be chilling innaelfwood with my harp and my vague sense of loss
>some juvenile human bint dares enter my magical forest with her fucking sheep
>awyissdisgunbegud.quenta
>confound her senses with a magical song
>lure her deeper into my woodland realm with glamours and promises of earthly riches and marriage
>wait until she's well and truly lost and then reveal myself
>mock her inferior breeding and (in the grand scheme of things) impending death
>steal all her money
>make her ewes barren and her ram lame
>kick her up the arse until she falls into the river and leave her there
>damn, I love being an elf
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>>97485832
Anon, Frieren is the normalfag-magnet.
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It's okay to post just a little eldar
as a treat.
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>>97484956
Elves, yeah
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>>97486088
Love your work Anon, by far my favorite sludge in these misbegotten threads.
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>>97485832
>Retard will look at this and think it's okay
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>>97485315
>>97485321
kek
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>>97470774
THAT ELF GIRL WAS 50 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCK!

Do elves in your setting age into adulthood at the same speed as humans? How do you handle things when they don’t in your setting and how did it work out in your games?
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>>97486172
Usually we just say SHUT UP, JOSH.
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>>97472276
Mind sharing the full version of the top right?
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>>97486172
>Do elves in your setting age into adulthood at the same speed as humans?
Yes, but until they're about 150 they're treated like a 23 year old that thinks they know everything
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>>97486088
Thats a nice Arrianne. That reminds me I never mentioned my current character in the Werewolf game is also an archer. Its a vampire killing bow that sets them, and many other things, on fire. It has rather gotten us a reputation as many of the places we fight in end up burning down lol.
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>>97486110
Thank you. I wish we played more than once a month though. Can't wait to finish this campaign so we can rotate nogames out.
>>97486252
Based. Fuck them vampires.
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Elves are the race the deep state wants you to play.
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>yes, play the blue-eyed magical blonde forest people based on aryan myth
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>>97487133
the blonde aryan elves live in high towers behind white alabaster walls
the forest elves are brown and dirty and shit in the woods
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>>97487133
Aren't Elves Celtic, Pictic or Norse origin, while 'Aryan' was just a Israely slur for 'people who live further north then our language barrier can cope with', so roughly Ural region?
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>>97487864
Aryan was what ancient proto-hindus in northern india called themselves as a religious term
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>>97487864
>>97487914
Between when the oceans drank Atlantis and the rise of the sons of Aryas there was a time of HIGH ADVENTURE!
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>>97487914
Aryans are Brahmin
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>>97486041
SERENE NAESTRA
INCESTUOUS ARAHAN
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>>97487958
Nah, all three casts belong to the Aryans, at least to their understanding.
Real hindus are mixed to hell and back, they are not the nomadic chariot-warriors of old anyway
>>97487864
Yeah, more correct would be "indogermanic", but I like to bait /pol/-fags with their retarded "elves are da joooos" and point at the origin of this fictional race.
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>>97485836
Poor peasant girl
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Do you prefer elves to tend towards being alien and ethereal, whimsical and playful, or sneering and smug?
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>>97488079
puffy vulva elves...
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>>97488501
All of the above, depending on the elf? Tolkein did it. I don't know why modern fantasy writers like GW are so determined to pigeonhole all elves into one stereotype.
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>>97488501
Depends on the style of the game.
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>>97488501
Depends on the specific elf. See (>>97482753).
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>>97486172
My elves age slightly more slowly than human until they are 25 (human equivalent of 18) at which point they damn near freeze on aging until they are are 600 yeats old and then begin to age slowly again until dying around 750 or 800 and looking like a finely aged 80 year old.
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>>97488501
Cute elf, though freckles and moles are usually an indicator of a halfbreed in most settings.
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>>97488577
Yep.
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>>97488501
Yes
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>>97488501
>>97488577
what is this from? It looks like a trailer, but I can't place it.
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>>97489011
New WoW trailer, highly /tg/-specific.
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>>97489030
God, I still can't believe WoW is going on still. like if you weren't there before MMOs really took off it's really astounding. L
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>>97488964
stop posting embarrassing coldsteel tier elves just because they're male, fag
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>>97488577
do you have a single fact to back that up?
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>>97489120
Everything is more fun with your inner fourteen year old activated.
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>>97489120
Post alternative male elves, total roastie fest itt.
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>>97489030
>>97489110
I seached new wow trailer, and this ho ain't in it. Also, Blood Elves usually have green eyes, not orange ones.
The art-style is o more Overwatch then WoW.
So I seached new Overwatch trailer and got garbage. Well, yeah, when you look for blizzard IPs that will happen, but I didn't find this gurl.

Am I retarded?
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>>97489502
Let's get lost tonight
You could be my black Kate Moss tonight
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>>97483291
I like the way Anbennar does it, where Ibevar tries to promote firearms to remain competitive but basically has to wait for all the grognards to retire so that younger elves can join the military and get as autistically interested in guns as their forebears were in bows.
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>>97489502
It was released just last week.
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>>97486384
>nogames
Damn, they're that bad huh?

My City of Brass game went well, new player and character introduction and the journey across the ocean. It was mainly RP overall, and I'd say in general as a whole the group was more talkative. I could definitely have seen some groups where they all would have wanted to do something "more" at every single stop along the journey but I think it was a good balance. Snakeman player was still pretty passive, though he said his barbarian would help out with labor on the ship. Ended up being surprised that he got a share of pay. The player was disappointed that he didn't get to fight pirates (he has the incorrect assumption the journey on the sea is over, I think).

Worked out well though. Group getting to know a new player, and the party a new potential ally so they have a solid rapport after a seven month long journey. Next session though? Shit is hitting the fan, cause now they are in Prime Cult Territory. Storms, rough seas, doldrums and heatwaves all influenced by the Sultan of Efreet's power. Pirates, siren, sahuagin, sea serpents, sea chimera and at least one possible encounter of an efreeti sent to harass the ship.

And that's all between the actual islands of the inner sea, which have more detailed adventures. Gonna be fun.

>>97455292
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>>97489502
Blood Elves had the green eyes because they relied so heavily on fel magic for a while. At this point in the lore of Warcraft, the Sunwell has been powered by the sacrifice of a Naaru and so most Blood Elves are hyped up on holy juice. Characters in-game have had the option of using a golden glow for a while.
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>>97491226
Why is she purple?
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>>97491253
Omg anon you can't just ask someone why they're purple.
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>>97488970
They're like mysterious and wise, evening frightening, most days, but then like this on others.
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>>97491253
Wow. That's low, even for you.
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>>97478108
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>>97489162
Am I the only one getting mad when arrows have no nocks?
>>97491164
Seems like the barb player just wants to play diablo where he bladespins his ass through endless enemies forever.
>Storms, rough seas, doldrums and heatwaves
You have any mechanics for those? I would like to steal them for my future sea-faring campaign
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>>97491551
You're trying to prove him right?
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>>97491702
>Am I the only one getting mad when arrows have no nocks?
Many artists probably know enough about swords to draw them realistic if they want to, either paying more attention to them or simply through exposure.
Far less people care about archery or how bows work.
It's also more difficult to fuck up drawing a bow, since there is only so much you can change about it
Artists love giving them these little protrusions on both ends of the middle grip, though, or draw fancy, elaborate limbs.
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>>97489502
it's the new trailer for wow housing. It released when they did the "State of WoW" show talk about upcoming patches for the Midnight expansion.
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>It's also more difficult to fuck up drawing a bow
Can't disagree more. Bows have become dreadful with ever increasing vidya artists.
Arrows without nocks to me is like drawing a gun without a barrel. It baffles me how can someone aim to be a professional artist without researched a subject they're drawing. I teach young artists as part time and getting them to develop a habit of researching stuff is one of the hardest things to do.
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>>97491776
Well okay, the more I look through my folder, the more dumb bow designs I find.
Pic unrelated, the fact that the artist added these tufts whose correct name escapes me. They are supposed to make the bow quieter when losing the arrow.
As a wannabe writer I know having to research a topic while supposedly writing is something you should avoid, as it stops the flow. But you have the benefit of being able to go back to a chapter and rework it or add elements later.
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>>97491551
Is this a joke? You're a knuckle dragging retard if you think >>97491226 fits that bill.
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>>97491841
>even remotely
It certainly is closer to the right than the left.
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>>97491807
Everytime I see an art of an archer the first thing I look for is the nock on the arrows.
also
>added a bow silencer tufts
>gave the archer a drawing finger gloves
but
>put the quiver to an unreachable position

>But you have the benefit of being able to go back to a chapter and rework it or add elements later.
Not really. Especially not when you're working on a bigger project like a comic or an animation. Yes editing is easier to a degree but it severely slows down a project.

There is also a huge lack of variety when it comes to archery art. Archery styles, bow sizes, shooting positions, nocking techniques, quivers, arrow sizes...it's just sad that we have all this creativity around various melee styles and techniques represented but rarely do we ever see any variations on archery.
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>>97491859
Yeah and a woman wearing pants and a blouse is closer to hard-core pornography than a woman wearing a burka, what's your point?
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>>97491859
Are you genuinely stupid? The caricature on the right has tits bigger than the elf entire torso and thighs far wider than her shoulders. >>97491226 is far, far closer to the left than the right. C'mon man, why be so disingenuous about this shit?
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>>97491867
>Especially not when you're working on a bigger project like a comic or an animation
I guess that is also not where you have the benefit of going back to previous chapters often, since this work is more fast-paced. When you write novels, it tends to take a bit longer.
And with self-publishing, I can go back to already published books and edit things, as long as the numbers of pages doesn't change for the physical book, it's all fine
>it's just sad that we have all this creativity around various melee styles and techniques represented but rarely do we ever see any variations on archery
Probably Eurocentrism being at play here.
Whenever the bow gets any attention in the western world, then it's the English longbow, as if was the only bow that ever existed and mattered.
Artists really don't like drawing strings, huh
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>>97491896
>what is hyperbole
Anon, do I need to explain jokes to you?
It's a caricature, as you said. It therefore has exaggerated features to drive a point home.
The anon asked for pics that are "remotely close", and yes, some no-games fapart bimbo with pointy ears and double G tits is close to the caricature. That's exactly what that (edited) image is making fun of.
>B-BUT THE NIPPLES IN THAT IMAGE ARE 2 CM MORE TO THE LEFT REEEEE
What the fuck, anon.
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>>97491904
>When you write novels, it tends to take a bit longer.
I think it's a matter of quality. Proper comics take around 3-7 years to make.
>Probably Eurocentrism being at play here.
I think it's just general worship or melee heroes combined with prevalence of olympicslop archery. I have started seeing a surge in archery clubs at least here in the balkans that don't focus on oly archery but more research of historicals or HEMA stuff.
>it's the English longbow
It's Robin Hood and fucking Agincourt. Anglos were a mistake.
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>>97491916
The pic posted wasn't remotely close to your pic noldorfag. Nobody posts anything like your pic unless you want to cope and say all tits are hypershit (like you're doing right now).

Stop getting fuming mad over tits
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>>97492021
Best elves.
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>>97491867
Its been fun to consider some of the concerns of archery. My Sun Bow is being used by a Werewolf so its pretty fuckin big, and the arrows large enough to count as stakes for the vampires. So enough strength to actually use it outside of Crinos/Warrior form was needed lol. There is magic for bringing it around without having to carry it, where it becomes something like a magic tattoo in the forms for travelling like Lupus/wolf form.

However we spend a fair bit of time in human form for investigation obviously. So I decided a custom extra large cello case would probably be my best bet rather than just carry a fuckhuge bow around lol. You don't want to draw too much attention, break the veil or as the leeches would say don't break the masquerade.

The Silent Striders is his tribe and they have an egyptian theme so in Crinos form he basically looks like fucking Anubis, with a glowing golden bow shooting flaming arrows. Now if I could just find a magic chariot...
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>>97492025
Only liked because they are attached to a human male.
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m8 if you don't think Lodoss is good on its own, you're just a wank.
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>>97492021
>The pic posted wasn't remotely close to your pic noldorfag
It's a caricature. A hyperbole. It makes fun of pornographic depictions of elves by exaggerating the features even further.
And yes, the pic I pointed out is "remotely close". Those are not even normal human-sized tits.
If only you faggot chronic masturbators would post some good art of female elves instead of these pornographic bimbos. It's such a fucking shame. This is /tg/, not /e/ or /aco/.
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>>97492036
Only for NTR aficionados like yourself. Normal people just see hot elf girls
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>>97492051
Might as well say that all pictures of male elves are hyper bara hardcore gay porn then. After all it's men in both, right? It's just funny hyperbole dude!
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>>97492046
It's good, but hugely overrated. Pretty, but barely animated. People like the story because it's an honest fantasy tale, and that it really is, but there is ultimately not more to it. What are its themes, what is the message? Maybe I just forgot.
A large chunk of the characters fuck off and become worthless. The romance between Parn and Deedlit is artificial and comes out of nowhere. I give it to the Pirofags, she and Ashram have better chemistry. Parn is also unreasonable jerked off for the longest part of the story while Deedlit saved his ass multiple times.
It's ages ago that I watched it, but those are what I remember.
If you love RoLW, then that's great. Not going to take that away from you. I think it's good and that's it.
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>>97492068
Okay, what pics in this thread are even remotely like that?
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>>97492079
I wouldn't know, I've filtered that spam
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>>97492130
>YOUR PICS ARE LIKE THAT!
>what pics?
>I DON'T KNOW!
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>>97492134
>>what pics?
All pics of elf men, just like all pics of elf women are porn :^)
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>>97492148
Being so dishonest doesn't help your point.
No, that's an argument you made up. I never said that.
I specifically pointed at that pic in particular because of the comically (un-elfen) large-sized tits.
By the way, I would have done the same thing about a ginormous monstrous arse or in general with any massive amounts of bodyfat on an elf, for the sake of a pornographic depiction.
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>>97492162
>Being so dishonest doesn't help your point
Pot calling the kettle a nigger
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>>97492193
I'm not the anon that makes statements about pictures he has never seen.
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>>97488938
thats a small gun
even for a handgun
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>>97489746
That definitely does look more Overwatch than classic Warcraft look. But then, that Overwatch look seems to just be the modern Blizzard look.
I don't care for it.
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>>97488501
>>97491433
If anything that makes sense, elves are supposed to be longer living and more evolved in a lot of ways, it's fitting for them to kinda not care about acting childish in front of humans, it's like if a random ant saw you have a breakdown over something, what do you care, the ant's not able to do anything with it cuz in a month it'll be dead, same way an immortal elf probably thinks ''why do I care, the human's gonna be dead in 100 years and this will all be forgotten''
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>>97492076
Very few things in this world are more than GOOD. HONEST and GOOD are the best praise I can give anything. The themes and message are to be a fantasy adventure. To have some wonder and imagination. And this why things are remembered. Not because some hack writer has something to say about nothing or because some retarded section of a fanbase want to force in something that isn't there. You sound like a pretentious tit. I don't know when this started but there's been a real drive to dry and downplay things that were remembered from the past.
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>>97493147
Thanks to their rancid media illiteracy, zoomers just can't handle any media made before 2000
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>>97492076
>>97493147
I just view it as Nostalgia fags being nostlagia fags and praise an old show because it is old
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>>97493343
Typical zoomzoom response. More like praise an old show because it is good.
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>>97493343
Yeah, and that's fine if you have some emotional attachment and nostalgia for something. Nobody is hating on RoLW, but there is a lot you can criticize it for when you attempt to look at it objectively.
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>>97493343
Well you're an idiot. And we'll see what you sound like in as much time. This is gonna sound crazy I realize but the stuff that endures usually does so for a reason.
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>>97493556
>endures
nobody cares about it aside from a select few
I wouldn't say it 'endured' as 'stuck ina few minds because they cling to it', like gum underneath a shoe
you sound assblasted that somebody doesn't like what you like instead of arguing why it is actually good and not simply some random dude's rpg session brought to paper
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>>97491702
>mechanics
Sorta, they aren't terribly complicated since this is for 5e (well written for Swords & Wizardry then they converted it) so it's mostly fucking with supplies or saving to avoid something bad happening. I'm not sure whether the Rough Seas one is too extreme of a check or not.

>Heatwave: The Sultan causes a heatwave to strike the ship, doubling the consumption of water and causing discomfort among the crew, which increases travel time by 1d4 days. Water may run out, forcing a stop at the nearest port or island.
>Rough Seas: Rough seas erupt around the ship due to the Sultan exerting his powers over the temperature of the waters. Characters must make a successful DC 18 Dexterity or Strength saving throw or be tossed overboard along with 1d4 crew members. They must be saved within 1d4 rounds or be lost at sea and drown. If the ship suffers a loss of more than half of its crew, there is a 50% chance of mutiny. Regardless of mutiny, the ship adds 1d6 days to its travel time due to the difficulties of running the vessel with a reduced crew.
>Storm: A rough storm erupts due to the Sultan meddling with the weather over the Sea of Baal. The captain must make a successful DC 15 Intelligence check with navigator’s tools or the ship runs aground and is damaged on one of the detailed islands in the chain. The storm also has the same effects as the rough seas event.
>Doldrums: The winds die completely, requiring the use of twice the provisions and water by rowers. This lasts for 2d6 days.
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>>97492068
It would make them easier for him to jerk off them.

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