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Breaching the Bastion edition

>Resources:
WFB: https://pastebin.com/qVGrgwwh
WM: https://pastebin.com/EsDAgeba
WFRP: https://pastebin.com/inbyBsR6
Novels: https://pastebin.com/PFqPDr0H

>TOW:
https://gofile.io/d/fxFgXS
https://www.warhammer-community.com/downloads/warhammer-the-old-world/

>Warhammer Chronicles:
https://files (dot) catbox (dot) moe/0xt777 (dot) zip
>Time of Legends:
https://files (dot) catbox (dot) moe/q46ut6 (dot) zip
>The End Times:
https://files (dot) catbox (dot) moe/j7d0t5 (dot) zip

>Alternative Models:
https://pastebin.com/xPeM9szL

>Previous Thread:
>>97841742

>Thread Question:
Tell us about your last game!
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>TQ
I ran a battlemarch game of 750 points with my marauder warband against some mtfs legacy skaven list. It was fun, surprisingly though, he made more stuff on my side on the board route than I ever managed to do to his shit. Also anal beads are a must when you need to focus on playing a tourney, they really distract you from how painful it can be standing up for hours straight.
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>>97854818
Cope
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>>97854808
My last game. It was long time ago, because LGS I played in was closed a month ago, so I doubt I will ever play it again, alas. Unless another LGS (we had two) starts to run TOW games (right now the run only AoS and 40k).
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>>97854853
Do you not know what a timestamp is or are you simply illiterate?
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>>97854877
What da fuck is that battlemat...
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>>97854808
Played a game of 5th edition about a week ago, vampire counts vs a dwarf & empire alliance fighting for control of a church. The undead claimed victory after 7 turns of fighting, using a dice roll to determine when it ended.

Glory to undeath!
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>>97854897
I have no fucking clue, anon.
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>>97854897
a 40k one
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>>97854877
Kino paint scheme.

>>97854898
How does 5th differ from the other editions? I started in 6th, 5th was very herohammer heavy right?
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>>97854898
>actual terrain
Based
>5th edition
Based
>Undead
Based

BASED.. .SOVL ... KINO
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>>97854936
Thanks.

Yes, 5th ed was a heavy herohammer; to the point units were needed only for "look out sir" roll.
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>>97854895
OMG.. is my pic not to your specifications? I'm so sorry, you poor thing... Are you okay?
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>>97855073
I’m saying it’s not your pic at all. So I take it you are indeed illiterate.
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Progress update. Horses are finished. riders are next

I feel like I hit the mark with tha dark-grey-blueish mane with the orange-brown colour of the horse.
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if im retarded could get a guy at my lgs to teach me how to play over a game
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>>97855193
If you’re retarded I would put you in the army
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>>97855167
Looks very good. Keep us updated on the progress.

>>97855193
Yeah, usually the best way is to find the stores discord/social media and ask for an intro game.
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>>97855167
I congratulate you on nearing completion of your absolute cancer list
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Speaking of cancer lists, is it possible tow can get an army of infamy of giants?
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>>97855367
Is it possible? I suppose, but it would make for a pretty boring list. Why not just go OnG and go Giant heavy.
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>>97855383
I think it HH can make knights interesting, they can do the same with giants.
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>>97855399
It's not that giants aren't interesting, they already have very fun rules. It's more so that a rank and flank isn't really conducive to a couple of monsters representing an army. Ideally both armies should have ranks and files in a rank n flank system.
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>>97854983
Are they both units of knights just with a slight switch up on colouring?
Both look great
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>>97855567
The unit on bretonnian horses (still Empire knights tho') are my inner circle knights. The other unit are regular knights.
It's an army of Fiery Heart (with Averland auxilliaries).
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I made a Discord Server to be a hub for Warhammer RPGs, mainly the Green Ronin and FFG ones. Ideally this will become a hub to find players and games.
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>>97856222
Groomer spotted.
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>>97856222
YWNBAW
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>>97856256
Why are you like this?
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>>97856282
Genuinely what is wrong with you. >>97856222
Don’t mind the vitriol. We have a resident troll who’s angry about being a manlet who lashes out at everyone.
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>>97856291
Oh no how could you not like someone shilling his discord?! It must be perryfag!
Rentfree.
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Read Gotrek and Felix thanks
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>>97856327
/tg/s generals are barely usable for their intented purposes nowadays, I really can't blame people for setting up discords
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>>97856406
I enjoyed the first omnibus a lot. I am eagerly awaiting a reprint of the second omnibus
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>>97856448
GW omnibuses are awkward to handle, I wish they would reprint the books separately.
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>6e
>runelord with the anvil, armor/shield and all the good dispelling runes is 505 points
Welp, at least it will be easy for me to expand from 1k to 2k points. Or is he more of a 3k thing?
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>>97856668
>6e
No idea. For TOW he’d be very good.
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>>97856222
Hey tranny faggot, the reason we like 4chan is because it's anonymous and moderation is fairly neutral. No one wants to join your little echo chamber where you exercise power over us
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>>97854898
Post your boners, anon
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>>97856291
Perryfag is probably the one who started the discord
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>>97856222
>mainly the Green Ronin and FFG ones
No thanks.
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>almost finished up painting my VC army
>already thinking of starting on another one
The bane of owning a resin 3D printer.
What's more fun in TOW, chorfs, empire or brets?
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>>97854965
>Pic
This isn't the Warhammer Historical Waterloo thread, y'know?
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>>97856932
>we
no, (You) like 4chan because it has literally no way to stop a dedicated shitposter like yourself
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>>97855167
Would've loved some variety on those horses, but otherwise it's looking like a lovely army, anon
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>>97856932
>we
Don’t involve us in your manlet rage, you’re an angry midget. Not we.
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>>97857007
Brets (exiles), best of both worlds
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>>97856222
>>97857076
>>97857103
Perrychad has won.
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>>97856440
Growing up is accepting that /tg/ nowadays is just for shitposting and schizo threads. Generals have gone drastically down in quality and usefulness. Even the shitposts are very low effort now.
Even horrible places like blue sky have more active communities that actually get shit done.
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>>97857178
>blue sky have more active communities that actually get shit done
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>>97857178
Nah, it’s just one shitposter who’s able to do this because this place has no moderation whatsoever. But he comes and goes. He’s been very active over Easter weekend, presumably because he has time off work and no family to spend it with, so he shit up this place. But prior to the weekend it was rather peaceful and business as usual.
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>>97857491
I'm sorry but just wanting to take about terrain and wargaming scenarios isn't shitposting. I want to raise the standards in the hobby and you all act like redditors, offended that I expect some effort
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>>97856406
I bought the first omnibus and wasn't too impressed. does it get better later on or should i just look into some other warhammer books?
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>>97857110
Unmitigated kino, I really wanna make an exiles list, just a lost army looking for redemption and hope (and being weirdly forward thinking with gunpowder)
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>>97856406
*except the End Times books. Jesus fuck those were retarded and meanspirited.
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I wish the WoC Aj came with daemonic mounted chosen knights, could've been peak
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>>97858132
>meanspirited
TOWddlers are really soft enough to be using the same language as /co/ manchildren huh? Unsurprising.
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Transfers done.
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>>97858479
They look fantastic anon, very nicely done
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>>97858479
>green
>color on color
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>>97858512
Cmon anon the green is a GOT reference leave him be
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>>97858512
Is the green thing actual lore? I don’t remember that at all
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>>97858512
Show us what you painted recently
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>>97858512
wow I wonder why barely anyone aside from some beastnigger sloppers posts models here, it is a mystery
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>>97858479
Looking very clean, it was worth redoing them. Good job.
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>absolutely malding over some light ball breaking
It's like I'm posting with a bunch of women
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>>97858594
Let's see your painted models nigga, you do have some right? Im sure you dont mind a little ball breaking
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>>97858594
What else can you expect from /v/ermin?
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>>97858536
In Knight Errant by A.Reynolds there was sth about green as a colour of peasants and/or fey. But it was years since I've read that.
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What's an affordable 2k empire list which actually does things on the battlefield and will get me started?
I'm looking to start my first army as a total war player
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>>97858604
You don't deserve them. Seethe in silence.
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>>97858616
I accept your concession, tww secondary
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I absolutely adore Warhammer Fantasy. The game, the aesthetics, the setting, etc. But
>debating "lore"
>reading WHF novels
>writing "fluff" your army
All that shit is gay as fuck lmao
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>>97858624
We know, we know, that's why you have no minis and just stick to playing bad vidya, you're one among many. Go epicly trole the AoS thread instead of stinking up this one.
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>>97858636
I just happened to be packing away some minis for a game tonight. Cope! Go write your shitty fanfic for your models
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>>97858644
>black bases
lmao
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>>97858609
Oh okay, interesting. Damn I had actually planned some green knights too
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>>97858654
Dark brown, actually. Your next cope? :^)
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>>97858666
It wasn't a thing in 5e, but in 6e there's not a single knight using green heraldry besides of course THE Green Knight. Not sure if the army book actually says anything about it though but the intent is clear enough.
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>>97858668
Your a stinky black nigger with an IQ of 50
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>>97858615
Unless you've already built and painted a 2k army of an adjacent system like 40k please dont go and buy 2k immediately.

Start with the battalion box or just a single troop box.
Start with empire state troopers or knights and go from there, they are both core.
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>>97858845
Well I prefer to know what I'm getting into first before I commit a ton of money on a hobby
Going to the store and buying a single troop box is not the way I go about things
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>>97858849
Buy a 3d printer first so you don’t have to spend an absurd amount of money
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>>97858849
>Well I prefer to know what I'm getting into first before I commit a ton of money on a hobby

Which is why you'll just go and immediately buy five hundred dollars of models straight up instead of 70 dollars worth of models and trying that first before spending the remaining 430.

Sounds good brother
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>>97858666
you can always do green knights
bretonnia is a big place
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>>97858856
No I was planning on buying the battalion box first and then painting it
After that I'd buy the next kits on my plan
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Warhammer needs a grid board for it to be good.
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>>97858880
no, it doesn't
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>>97858891
It absolutely does. Until then battletech will mog these shit games.
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>>97858896
which is why you're here instead of playing bottleneck
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/wfg/ needs a dumb retard filter to be good.
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>>97858933
what it needs is people who convert, paint and play wfg, wich seems to be less than a dozen people at this point
retards would get drowned in actual posts
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>considering an evil army
>chaos warriors originally for their cool armor, but now beastmen since the ambush thing seems fun and different from other armies
>but if I do that everyone will think I have a rape fetish
You just can't win.
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>>97859098
you lost the moment you started caring what people care about your choice of army, you limpdicked faggot
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>>97859098
>>but if I do that everyone will think I have a rape fetish
Well, why don't you, anon?
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>>97859098
you just need to make it clear through your schemes and conversions that your dudes are attacking for reasons other than rape
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>>97858849
Then play some games on tts before buying >100 dollars worth of minis
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>>97859098
Make all your beastmen female(with large breasts to illustrate this), that way you'll avoid all accusations of fetishism
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>>97858852
lol
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>>97859165
If you're going to do this at least be a good gooner and paint them to a high standard
(Yes I'm looking at you, resident beastwomen poster)
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>>97859190
Wait there's an actual resident beastwoman poster here???
I was just taking the piss
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>>97859098
Beastmen mostly get raped, either by bigger beastmen or by (primarily slaaneshi but not necessarily) chaos warriors, which are them but more exalted and with even more fucked up penises
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I have so little time but I build these sweet boys before work this morning.
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>>97859209
they look so smool
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>>97859214
That's because they are far away
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>>97859235
but they are getting closer
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>>97858479
>green
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>>97859098
Literally every army except HElves and Lizardmen commits hectic amounts of rape or worse on a regular basis
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>>97859326
>be kislev man
>bad hairy north men invade
>defeat bad hairy north men
>sigh
>unzip
"Kislev"
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>>97859326
are blood sacrifices not worse than rape anymore?
or do lizards get away with them for being rich, cute and hating demons?
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>>97859193
There's one beastanon who has 3d printed femgors painted purple, calls them herd of the wild rose or something similar.

Then theres the beastanon that has a naked peasant woman spread eagled on his battle standard.

Then theres the normal beast anons like me and white skin beast anon
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>>97859344
Idk as a beast chad choosing only one seems bit lame, you can do both easily. There is even good synergy if you use the same victims.
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>>97859349
How many beast players are there in these threads even? 9?
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>>97859351
>you can do both easily
nobody thinks about human sacrifices when beastmen are mentioned
you can do anything, but won't be considered for everything you could do
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>>97859355
The four I mentioned (of which one is me)

Then there's the recent ungor poster with forest bases.

There's a guy with red gors but he hasn't posted in a while.

Saw one post a few threads back with the cleanest fucking skin paint job I've ever seen on another ungor.

Probably missing a few.
Feels good to be surrounded by fellow beastieboys
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I can't wait until we get Daemons back. I bet they're gonna be third, after Dark Elfs and Ogres
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>>97858594
Better get used to it, the percentage of women is the hobby is just going to keep going up as more players transition.
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>>97859420
demons are stuck in aos for a way longer term than other legacy factions and tow built the strongest excuse for them being absent around this time period and already went out ot its way to reinforce that by distancing chaos from the gods in their known forms

best you can get are highly customisable and generic profiles for miniatures you're expected to convert and added to a specific army of infamy for chaos

but I imagine you just wanted to post that image, didn't you?
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>>97859420
Chaos is just gonna be stuck as the most boring army in tows iteration
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>>97859438
no genuinely I just scrolled through my Warhammer folder until I saw a Daemon pic.

Also isn't the plotline leading up to the giant Chaos war where Daemons show up in the lore?
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>>97859420
I doubt that. The idea of daemon units sounds kinda absurd, when you think about it. So I imagine they will be summonable as skirmishers some day plus greater daemons, but I doubt they will be back as a faction on their own.
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>>97859098
Just say they're Stirlanders, anon. It's not rape if it's cattle.
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>>97858644
> Cuck case
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>>97859474
>Also isn't the plotline leading up to the giant Chaos war where Daemons show up in the lore?
yeah, and also the empire gets its wizard colleges then, but that's the climax of the narrative, who knows how far that is, and in the meanwhile they're setting up the ranges based on their state before that
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>>97858830
Lmao baby back broke back bitch
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>>97859420
I still think the tow/HH team is planning to make undivided ruinstorm demons for the latter and let those playable in tow instead of going back to the color coded ones.
Unless they're allowed to reintroduce the old metal sculpts as units for the hordes of chaos.
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>>97859474
Anon they’re going to stall through the settings plot line as long as they can, it took gw 10 fucking years to finish whatever the Horus heresy was and it’s still not even fully transitioned into the scouring yet. Nevermind whatever the fuck they want to do east of Cathy.
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>>97859098
Play Beastmen, become Beastbro. Been having a blast with them.
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>>97859505
god that would be so sick
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>>97859505
I’ve also been theorizing this. They seem to be way more amicable system-sharing if its in the same studio. Undivided Daemons would be so rad.
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>>97859505
I doubt it, I’m pretty sure the HH/tow team are both fighting between each other too for resource allocation.

Either way the concept of undivided demons are just incredibly fucking lame. Unless they make malice cannon again I don’t see much hope for a new undivided demon line, I don’t even really like their hellbrutes or the HH demons in general. It’s too cartoony despite trying too hard.
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painted 3 grombrindals, from 1979, 1996 and 2008. Round bases because they're for a friend who collect them but doesn't play
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>>97859550
>the HH/tow team are both fighting between each other too for resource allocation
They're the same team as far as I'm aware.
The division is main-gw(40k, aos, warcry, kill team, underworlds, wh quest) and ex-fw(hh, tow, bb, necromunda, imperialis)
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>>97859098
Only freaks here think Beastmen=rape, you'll be fine.

And if you're really worried, just make it clear that you fantasize about being the victim, not the perpetrator.
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>>97858644
People like you have been ruining warhammer, go play chess you tourneyfag.
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So what will/would the stats for their weapon? Hand weapon and handgun? A greatweapon and handgun? Or a new weapon with a special rule, like a +1S in melee but can't use them in the first turn of combat if you stand and shoot?
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Speaking of Kislev, here's my ToW hot take: bears should be a mount option, but only for Boris and Ursun priests. Katarina should get her ice queen sled while everyone else gets horses. If you want something else special maybe make the hussar horses better like bret horses and make them a more expensive option.
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>>97858323
It would. It would also have been nice if HoD had literally any actual purpose or coherent theme. Alas.
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>>97859810
>Or a new weapon with a special rule, like a +1S in melee but can't use them in the first turn of combat if you stand and shoot?
I like that; make it it like a halberd - +1 Strength, and -1 AP - though that might make it too strong.
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>>97859190
>>97859193
Oh yes, I'm here. I fucking suck at painting, but currently have a 18-0-2 win rate, though 3 of those wins were only minor victories.
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Is there any point in playing for a Dark Elves player or should I continue on ignoring this game until they give dark elves a book? Murderous not working on Witch Elves on top of the collateral nerfs they got hit with has killed any motivation I have to come back.
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>>97859981
>show up to the lgs for some casual pickup games
>opponent says he's got some beastmen
>sounds fun, let's see em
>he whips out some unabashed gooner shit
>painted like shit no offense
>proceeds to absolutely demolish you with his half painted coomer models
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>>97856963
Here's the grave guard and skeletons. I love the GG for their toughness but the skellies have a nicer banner, I should rectify that some time...
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>>97856963
>>97860081
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>>97860005
Square Based apparently made a fanmade armylist for them, but idk if its cringe or not.

Everyone under the sun is saying they’re coming back so maybe just start prepping now.
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will GW do a print of classic dwarfs like they did with orcs?
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Big lizard chair
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>>97860184
i don't really see why they wouldn't considering they've done it for Brettonia, Empire and now Orcs models, they might do WoC first, however
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>>97860197
That is a lovely stone texture, I want to caress it and feel the smooth coarseness. Well done!
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>>97860197
>>97860295
Oh holy shit yeah. Mind if I ask how you did it?
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>>97860327
Use stippling brush (makeup brush if you're cheapskate & don't have one) & blot on in uneven layers of shades of gray, gradually getting lighter up to a medium gray color. After that dry brush on a white gray like ulthuan gray or corax white. People complain about white drybrushing being chalky but in this case it works to our advantage since that's how carved stone looks.
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>>97860428
I'm probably gonna go back
& black oil wash it tho since it's a little too bright/clean & contrasts a little weirdly with how I did the lizard
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>>97860447
It's obviously your own preference in the end but I'd go the other way and try to up the rest of the lizard to match the stone.
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>>97858342
I'm sorry you lack the vocab to properly express yourself in the King's English, Ranjesh, but some of us went to a school with running water and functional toilets.
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>>97860647
You don't have to feed the trolls like this man
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I don't play Warhammer Fantasy (because it's fucking gay) and this whole thread just confirms how fucking gay it is by your faggot ass responses
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>>97860456
Yeah sort of a rough spot- I like how the lizard looks, I like how the chair looks, but they just don't mesh that well and my impulse is to adjust whichever's easier to fix so I can avoid burnout & move on to painting other things
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Surely any day now...
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>>97860718
We know you don’t play. No one is under that illusion. You spending your free time here despite that is what makes you a lolcow.
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>>97859420
Rumours are dark elves and vampire counts are returning first
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>>97860847
I wouldn't expect any news which isn't 11th edition 40k related or 40k fluff until they announce the CoS release for AoS
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>>97859810
A Halberd but without the extra AP on the charge and a Handgun combined into one weapon.
Kossars get War Bows and Great Weapons.
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>>97859810
Just use the stat line for the chaos dwarf one.
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>>97860970
Kossars will probably be spears/bows as per TWW
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>>97861041
They have both in TWW3.
They could get both in TOW.
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>>97856406
I have the battle of skull pass but I tried painting over the slayer multiple times and now I probably have ot strip him but that seems like a pain.
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>>97861122
Kossars have a hand weapon/bow variant and a spear/bow variant. You may be thinking of armored kossars, who look completely different, and don’t have bows of any kind, instead they have pistols
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>>97859894
Yeah it's such a shame :(
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>>97856668
For TOW that's like 900 points or something.
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>>97858624
>I LOVE the setting
>but I hate the fluff (the stuff that makes the setting)
This is the kind of person who thought age of sigmar was a good idea.
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>>97861241
Nta but he’s not wrong. The settings fine but when you look at the small pieces of it, the illusion of it all just crumbles.
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>>97861278
That applies to any setting ever. Including our real world.
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>>97858862
>>97858666
>my knights were given the right by the elven king to wear the colour of the fae, as long as we always remember to respect the forest and protect it from corruption
there easy
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>>97859098
Model tits on them and claim you're not a rapist but a furry, easy.
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>>97861317
>my knights were given the right
>by the elven king
You niggas have the worst fucking fabrications i swear.
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>>97859550
if women in my country looked that attractive in their 30s there would be no single women.
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>>97861278
>small pieces
You're one of the guys who, rather than being like "oh cool there's this rpg that mentions a small village that worships the sea god but they're far inland because their ancestors were pirates who were captured and exiled to the interior 500 years ago" you're like "that's gay plus the peasants would all die if they had to actually pay 90% tithes to the lady or whatever".
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>>97861333
Okay then
Post YOUR justification for them to use the colour of magic then.
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>>97859098
Don't know what you mean.
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>>97861187
I think the issue (besides the whole "its an army where the limitation is what you were doing anyways" thing) is that they didnt really have a strong identity for it:

What is HOD meant to be?

If its the "chaos champions and their retinue" list then have chaos champions unlock chosen units for themselves to join, maybe have the marks that you need to have 1:1 be free (when you purchase a mark for a character, a unit gets it gratis)

If its the "the riders before the storm", with a sort of undivided/darkness motif? Have it be like bret exiles. You dont get ANY marks but in return you get some sort of universal bonuses (fear/furious charge/-1 LD aura/whatever)

If its the "chaos knights" list then remove options like the dragons and focus on giving chaos knights buffs. Give steeds +1WS and ensorcelled weapons and whatnot.

Also dear god fix the dreadglaive, its +10pts to make a generic magic weapon worse (+1S for ASL on the headsmans axe)
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>>97859396
I kick around these threads every now and again. I'm running a Slaaneshi-themed Brayherd for a narrative campaign with some buddies. A big chunk of my shit is WIP, so I don't post much to avoid the shame of showcasing a sea of grey with greenstuff smeared over it.
I might do some mini battle reports in a few months when the campaign games grow bigger than the little skirmishes they are right now. If I don't have time for that, then I'll just throw together some before-and-after shots of the stuff I've worked on.
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>>97861346
I could give you multiple reasons but I sincerely fucking hate Bretonia so I’ll just give you a simple one.

The people who picked green were colorblind and just stuck with it. If you have a whole army of green knights then the king was blind and everyone just followed suit or something.
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>>97861317
I’ll just make up some bullshit order of the greenswood that some of them belong to. It can be like an order of monster slayers for a particular patch of small particularly dark and scary woods
>>97861351
Put my wife down
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>>97861342
It’s gay because it’s not keeping it simple and at the end of the day its background barely matters. Give it 1 attribute to make it memorable.
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>>97861383
NTA but terrible take
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>>97861317
not the low hanging fruit I'd have gone for
>this noble family claims humble origins
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>>97859550
Whore fatigue
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>>97861390
See this would be entirely possible and even common (at least for knights) in 5ed
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>>97861403
>and even common
lol
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>>97861390
oh so you fuck animals then.
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>>97861410
Anon this is Bretonia we are talking about here. Everyone does here
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>>97861383
No
Kill yourself.
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>>97861351
holy cringe. this is as bad as someone showing up to a card game with pony sleeves or a waifu mat
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>>97861408
I mean not common in general, one per village and all, but I mean probably common amongst the 5ed knights
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>>97861403
let me make it appropriate for 6th edition
>this noble family claims humble origins, but it's all just posturing for the jousts, and they actually treat their peasants even worse than normal because "they know how they are"
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>>97861351
Superb anon, I'm speechless.
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>>97859810
handguns generally suck this edition so I'd make it like the white lions axe, basically a great weapon with no initiative penalty but you have to forgo stand and shoot otherwise it's just a hand weapon.
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>>97861421
>, but I mean probably common amongst the 5ed knights
I know what you meant, im saying thats bullshit.
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>>97861424
That’s pretty clever and believable honestly, fuck 6th though
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>>97861439
Oh okay, idk kill yourself I guess
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>>97861428
Thats fucking retarded. Thats also not what white lion axes are (great weapons Ap-3), youre thinking of swordsmaster swords.

>>97859810
The chaos dwarf fireglaive but worse at shooting.
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>>97861439
Just let him make his sir poorfag of frenchnamia army.
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>>97861419
I agree. That shield is absolutely ridiculous.
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>>97859326
>not lizardmen
Correct, because all their raping is done consensually via pheromone stimulation & mind control
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>>97861410
very humble origins
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>>97861351
Based. Although for aesthetic reasons I think it should be one woman per banner.
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New player here. I'm trying to build a list of beastmen, is it really not possible to make a list without being forced to take a gor herd? I could have sworn it was possible

===
Big Beasts [1979 pts]
Warhammer: The Old World, Beastmen Brayherds, Open War
===

++ Characters [496 pts] ++

Doombull [316 pts]
- Hand weapon
- Heavy armour
- General
- Armour of Destiny
- Hell-Forged Axe

Great Bray-Shaman [180 pts]
- Braystaff
- Wizard [Level 4 Wizard]
- On foot
- Daemonology

++ Core Units [541 pts] ++

6 Minotaur Herd [300 pts]
- Hand weapon
- Light armour
- 6x Great weapon
- Bloodkine (champion)
- Standard bearer

3 Razorgor Herd [156 pts]
- Hand weapons (tusks)
- Light armour (calloused hide)

Tuskgor Chariot [85 pts]
- Hand weapons
- Great weapons (Bestigor Crew)
- Cavalry spears (Gor Crew)

++ Special Units [492 pts] ++

3 Dragon Ogres [198 pts]
- Great weapons
- Heavy armour

6 Minotaur Herd [294 pts]
- Hand weapon
- Light armour
- 6x Shield
- Bloodkine (champion)
- Standard bearer
- Musician

++ Rare Units [450 pts] ++

Cygor [215 pts]
- Hand weapon (claws)
- Hurl attack
- Light armour (calloused hide)

Dragon Ogre Shaggoth [235 pts]
- Great weapon
- Heavy armour

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>>97861161
Kossars back in 6th had Bows and Great Axes, so unless they gave them their own special axe, they would have Great Weapons and Warbows in TOW.
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>>97861324
That just makes you a statutory rapist
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>>97859326
>except HElves
>tfw Asur GigaStacy will never rape you
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>>97861515
it's okay
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>>97861351
All i see is that gap between the torso and the arm
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why doesn't gw do a limited MTO run of kislev stuff? I haven't bought any of their other MTOs but I might do that one if they weren't being retarded and charging 60 bucks for one metal guy on bear model.
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>>97861504
Going off Cathay, we can expect Kislev to resemble TWW Kislev and not 6th edition Kislev. But we will see I suppose
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>>97861494
Blood herd might be able to dodge the Gor tax. You also get the good blood herd benefits (and odd negatives). Otherwise, yes you need gors.
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>>97861537
They want to double dip people when they start hyping up the plastics
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>>97861537
You’re probably priced out then if you think $60 for an MTO of Boris is “ retarded “.
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>>97861351
>didn't even sculpt a cunt on her
ngmi
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>>97861537
because they don't have any rules for them? Pretty sure once Kislev is actually launched they will do that like they have with every other army.
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>>97861534
Yeah that annoyed me too, so I fixed it a couple weeks later, the pics I made are just older.
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>>97861547
I have 600,000 dollars in my 401k, you broke faggot, stop being a little cunt every time someone calls out gw's retarded pricing. It's not the issue of how much money i have but my unwillingness to basically get scalped by a toy company. Faggot.
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>>97861568
Nice.
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>>97861569
You clearly display great maturity and wisdom. If only your reading comprehension were on par. As I already said, if $60 is too much for a Boris MTO for you, then you will likely be priced out of the MTO. Your opinions on the price being too high being the reason you are priced out. You can call it getting scalped, but that won’t change the prices that will likely come.
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I don't know about the rest of the Kislev MTO but I definitely need that Boris.
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>>97861569
Have you seen eBay prices?
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>>97861647
That's not a real currency.
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>>97861647
Unironically you’ll find better minatures in metal in Spain or something of kisle
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>>97861778
Spain is like the Mecca of Warhammer Fantasy for some reason. The largest FLGS chain in Spain/mainland Europe themselves said on camera that AoS has been struggling in their stores since TOW launched.
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>>97861317
>given the right by a foreign king
Yeah that is not how feudalism fucking works my broski.
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>>97861627
um is this allowed?
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>>97861787
Lol, got a link?
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>>97861647
man I remember my local GW basially giving these away at an anniversary event
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>>97861569
can i hab some emone i dont wanna work i just wanna paint minis
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>>97861351
Imagine you're an Empire greatswordsman on campaign, you've been out of the province and come back, get ambushed by these beasties, and the guy next to you sees that banner, turns absolutely white as a sheet, and goes "…Hilda? T…THAT'S MY WIFE"
Suicide charge is 100% understandable at that point
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>>97855296
>>97855259
Sadly didnt get any work done today because the foid demanded i spend time with her.
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>>97861351
I don't get the oversised shield and mace. Is that supposed to be a musican split into two models or what?
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>>97861919
This might surprise you but that anon just has no taste.
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>>97861799
Kislev owns buts norsca since Norsca is everything north of Troll country in the Goromandy
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>>97861995
He means the magic ice people complain about
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What is it with warhammer and esls
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>>97862030
He's a special character who controls the faction, it's fine, it only becomes a problem when every unit outside of the most basic uses magic ice
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>>97862037
the game is popular in the US where literacy levels are quite low
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>>97862037
Somewhere between 60-80% are European? Not a hard question to answer
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>>97861627
>>97861799
It's funny that they just didn't bother painting it that way and made it silver.
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>>97862062
Should of paid attention in American class...
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>>97862156
>should of
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>>97862156
NEVER SHOULD OF COME HERE
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>>97862220
CALL YOURSELF A TRUE NERD?
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>>97861647
Let me preface the words that will make up the rest of my post with the following statement: GW is an awful company and does not deserve your money.
God damn people are jews when it comes to selling miniatures on the second-hand market. It's genuinely incredible how the MTOs GW has been running, with a few exceptions, are better (better does not mean good) deals than what the second-hand market can offer. However, I will say that the reason a lot of models are so expensive on ebay or troll trader is because retards think that them being in a box adds value. It really doesn't! The only advantage a sealed metal model offers is that it's been untouched and you won't have to strip it. New on sprue plastics/resins are a different matter, but charging 2-3x more just because something is still in a shrinkwrapped box is kinda stupid. But people will pay for it, so that's what the market does.
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>>97861927
Post models anon. Let's see your "taste"
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>>97862424
This might surprise you but that anon has no models.
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>>97861504

NTA but its completely fucking ridiculous that they had great weapons to begin with. Look at these axes; they're hand weapons. You might generously call them +1S but a great weapon is just silly.
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>>97862572
Bardiches are two handed weapons tho'.
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>>97862692
That's way too small to be a bardiche
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>>97862707
Have you seen night goblins with two handed axes? I rest my case.
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>>97861627
>>97861647
I know I was memeing a few threads ago about my Boris but I was genuinely so lucky dad got it for me as an easter gift back in the day. I tucked it away as an aspirational “when I’m good enough a painter” reward. Same with the Kislev cav boxes I posted and a boyar I haven’t posted yet. Great faction like the chorfs that needs to be unsquatted.
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>>97862769
Well, crack that thing open and get to it, anon. Boxposting is a sin! You must repent by painting that model as soon as possible!
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>>97859193
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>>97862848
>It's too late. I've already depicted you as the seething Bretonnian cuckold, and myself as the smug post-nut Beastlord
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>>97861471
Still the best drawn Warhammer fantasy comic out there.
That's fucking embarrassing
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>>97861850
Anon he can't withdraw that money early without facing a lot of penalties.
Maybe once he starts taking distributions after he is 65 and retired.
Can you wait until then?
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>>97858479
Very nice
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>>97858666
I don't really care about lore when painting my knights personally.
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>>97863051
Green Apple fossoways let’s gooo
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>>97863051
Knights vary in levels of devotion to the lady anyways.
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>tfw glue the magnets on the wrong way and they repel each other
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So how does playing Kislev work like in the 6th edition? Can you play it as your primary army and maybe ally in a cannon or something, or do you need to take them as allies?
>print out 3rd party Kislev
>field them using a small Empire army as the base and then ally in the hussars and Katarina
Thoughts?
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>>97863504
They were written to be an ally to an Empire army, but if you want to run a lot of Kossars instead of State Troops, you can have Kislev be the main army and ally in some Empire stuff like a cannon or two.
Can run Bear Cavalry if you want to hobby them, just use the Demigryph statblock from 8th.
ALso, I agree with >>97862572 that the axes shouldn't count as great weapons. Maybe something like Wolf Hammers that Teutogen Guard use. (+2 Strength on charge, otherwise treat like Halberds)
Incidentally, if you ever wanted to run Armoured Kossars, the Teutogen Guard rules should be a good match.
Just sayin' cause Kislev has what? Four units total and one generic hero, plus Katarin and Boris.
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>>97863499
alright, shit this dude is perfectly fucking magnetized now i can go to bed. the tail feels like its gonna snap off in the lightest of breezes though…
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Watching Ivanhoe, top tier bretonnia vibes
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>>97863790
To add, I have not seen a single knight in green, damn
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>>97860089
>>97860081
Very cool.
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>>97861351
Based. I have a unit of Dwarf Miners with a captured Goblin as their banner, but this is better.
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>>97863056
Um ACHUALLY I think you'll find that house Fossoway of new barrel blazon their arms or, an apple vert. Or as you civilians would say, a green apple upon a field of gold.
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>>97863896
True… but orange is close enough I’ll consider it a reference
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>>97856406
Total War and Old World baby here, I thoroughly enjoyed the Gotrek and Felix books a lot. I've read, reread, listened, and relistened to the books a lot these past 5 years. I can safely say that most of them are good, mainly the early King books (though I did like Vampireslayer a ton) and the late Nathan Long books were the best of the whole series. They're just fun adventure books altogether. Fun, easy to follow action, I love Felix as a character through most of it (being pretty whiny in his thoughts and seems like a coward in his thoughts but still does great things with his actions), and most of the side cast are wonderful, Malakai is such a joy and it was fun trying to read scottish which I didn't understand until I listened to the audiobook. Most of my problems with the King books was the bickering between Ulrika and Felix in Dragon, Beast, and some parts of Vampireslayer. Dragonslayer is top 3 but the feuding keeps it from being on top with Skaven and Daemonslayer. The Nathan Long books were kind of a drag with Orc and Manslayer, but Elfslayer picks it up. Shamanslayer and Zombieslayer are among my favorites as well. The End Times books, I don't know what it is with David Guymer but reading and listening to his writing is like dragging myself through a blizzard in Kislev with occasional warmth. He also made Felix and Ulrika just super unlikeable. I get Felix can come off as a whiny bitch at times, but at least outwardly we know he's more of a man than he lets on. Now he's just really pathetic after just one year of not being a vagrant. I also just didn't give a fuck about most moments where it changes to random POV characters like the kislevites that meet Gotrek, or the Ostermark generals, or Helbrass, or the Chaos Lord in Slayer, etc. Maybe if it was another write they could be interesting but David just makes them really boring. Still recommend reading them because if you're already into the series, may as well see it to the end.
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This thread is full of so many fucking faggots. I miss the old /wfg/ from years ago. TOW really did bring in a new generation of mouth breathers.
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I just ordered my first high elves not really sure what I'm doing
I got a dragon, sea guard and silverhelms
Did I fuck up? Reading stuff online it seems high elves are a bit shit but good enough for casual games? My lgs is doing 1k and 1.5k games should be fun
I like infantry and cavalry so would eventually want one unit of each, especially phoenix guard
Is the merwyrm ok?
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>>97864261
Tell me about it.
>>97864262
Why would you buy into high elves
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>>97864269
Well I wanted to collect wood elves first but their models are terrible especially the dragon and people say they're hard to play
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>>97864283
Well wood elves do suck, even by elf standards. Aesthetically though high elves are too corny but that’s just me.
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>>97864269
Is based on the infamous manlet confirmation?
Never got to see it.
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>>97864269
>Why would you buy into high elves
White man's army. Like how beastmen appeal to brown rapists.
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>>97861351
>>97862848
So that's what Morgiana was up to lately.
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>>97863563
pro tip: use a magnet on one side only, less alignment problems, no confusion and enough strength
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>>97864471
wha? errr you need 2 magnets to stick together….idgi…
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>>97863983
Sorry anon, I was just being an insufferable bore for fun.
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Nearly done with these five Bestigors
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>>97864262
>Did I fuck up? Reading stuff online it seems high elves are a bit shit but good enough for casual games?

Stop reading online discussions about game balance or meta. Build the army you want to proudly field and play. Dont care about winrates or optimal stuff. You don't want to end up as the guy bringing unpainted 3Dprinted models of what is currently mathematically the most optimal unit to a game of toy soldiers.
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>>97864701
Yeah it seems the sea guard aren't super efficient but I like the models and it fits the theme I'm going for so I want to use them
Hopefully they aren't so bad that I start resenting them
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>>97864717
Who knows maybe they will be the best unit in the next game. Highly possible that elves in general will get a rework if they add the so much rumoured dark elves.

The elves have the problem of paying elite cost for pretty squishy units that don't hit particularly hard. The higher initiative don't really do much. Lothern seaguard are pretty good though. I like the naval discpiple rule.
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>>97864816
next edition I mean
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>>97864616
Very cool Beastanon.
I like the GSW doodads, I use them on my bases as well.
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>>97864564
Magnets also stick to ferrous metals, in case you haven't been told.
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>>97865024
Yeah they are really nice. Bought the dead shrubs recently and trying them out for more variation on my spruce/fir woodland bases to mix up in between the ferns and the mushrooms as seen on the rest of my minis, pic related as an example
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Anybody has an idea who this is? He looks like a GW dwarf model, but looking at their older photos I can't find an engineer or cannon loader looking like him.
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>>97865082
erhmm they dont stick to that knight in the slightest. hes an old reiksguard/“heroic knight of the empire w/ lance” from the 90s. idk what exactly hes composed of (pewter?) but its not magnetic my nigga
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>>97865130
thunderer / quarreler body+ head with dwarf cannon kit arms
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>>97863556
>just use the Demigryph statblock from 8th.
>in 6th edition
lmfao

6th has mega gimped armies and statlines, you cant use 8e stuff there.
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>>97865136
Yeah, you place a magnet in one piece and something like a nailhead on the other, you absolute donut
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>>>>97865462
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh your smart!!! lol
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>>97865462
>and something like a nailhead on the other
Just use another magnet at that point
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questing knight!
only 8 left to paint
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>>97865662
>green
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>>97864307
>average HE player
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>have some priming to do
>it's still cold outside
>white primer
fug
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>>97865725
>still cold outside
Where the hell do you live?
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>>97865712
Post your own body instead of other, superior men's, you fat sack of shit
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>>97865686
u wot
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>>97865766
You've seen it.
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>>97865766
I get sad enough looking in the mirror. Why would I inflict that on you, fren?
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>>97865734
Northern europe.
Kinda annoyed because it was just getting close to primer territory then it got just a few degrees too cold again.
If it wasn't white primer I might risk it but i've already stripped these of paint once.
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>>97865836
Shame. We're finally getting good weather in western parts.
Anyway I recommend an airbrush.
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>>97865662
better with decals and basing
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How would a casual and fluffy (around 1000-1250p) Dwarf army with group of Empire handgunners and a witch-hunter (for the narrative vibes) be like? Should I get the dwarf battalion box to start with?
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>>97866151
There is nothing fluffly about that. Fucking retard.
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>>97866158
Explain to me why it isn’t, I thought that overall the Empire and the dwarfs have a strong bond since the time of Sigmar?
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>>97866151
Sounds fun. Go for it.
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>>97865766
>superior men
>roidbellied nordcuck effeminate
this is literally why the Empire thrashes Norsca on the regular, they have a physique built to hit womenfolk and thats about it.
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>>97866151
The dwarf battalion box is a really good deal for sure. It’ll cover your warrior/longbeard and your ranged for when you want to scale up.
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>>97866474
it doesn't have longbeards
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>>97866214
not him but he probably means Dwarfs think that witch-hunters are superstitious fanatics and there is no reason a witch-hunter would have a contingent of handgunners.
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>>97866158
get lost you clown
>>97866151
a thane, runesmith, warriors, canon and gyrocopter are a good starting point for 1000pts, add a unit or two of fancier stuff maybe ?
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>>97866484
You can just say the warriors are longbeards
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Speaking of the dwarf batallion box. I hope they do some less stingy boxes next edition. Helf one feels so bad. Just a big pile of spearmen/archers.
Besides Cathay only Wood Elves really get a lot of quality kits.
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>>97866600
The WoC box is great value with great sculpts, just sucks that the warriors are pretty bad this edition. But you can say the same for the Wood Elf box so. I think the helf box is just special for being full of ancient sculpts that don't hold up. It's uniquely bad. People shit on the greenskin one, but the sculpts inside that one hold up way better and orcs are slept on.
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>>97866593
oh cool, guess you can use chaos warriors as chosen, empire swordsmen as greatswords, high elf spearmen as phoenix guard and skeleton warriors as tomb guard too then?
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>>97866737
>chaos warriors as chosen
NTA but if they're painted differently I'd be fine with it. You gotta do this with chosen knights anyways, I don't see the big deal with that example specifically
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>>97866737
Chaos Warriors as Chosen absolutely, why not? Empire swordsmen wouldn't work because they aren't wearing enough armor and don't have the correct weapons. Spearmen don't have halberds or the correct outfit, and skeleton warriors are too basic to be tomb guard. Longbeards are just a veteran unit, they don't have a specific uniform. It's like using state troops as veterans, which is what you're supposed to do.
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>>97866151
Well, at 1k you dont have many points. So I would go with some warriors or longbeards, a cannon, a thane, maybe a runesmith and then just more bodies for the rest (leaving room for the empire contingent).
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>>97866600
>Just a big pile of spearmen/archers.
What else should it be?

The point of the batallions is to give you a lot of bodies in one box to serve as your army "core". All of them do that.
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>>97866931
>What else should it be?
5 dragons and a blowjob
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>>97866931
Lothern sea guard, Elyrian reavers and chariots would make it a great battalion box
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>>97867009
I agree on the reavers and chariots. But I feel like sea guard are worse than archers/spearmen (not as models, but as a "core"), theyre more niche.

Ideally I would see something like:
30 spearmen
10 reavers
1 chariot
10/20 archers
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>>97865499
Except for the fact that anon is (with all due respect) slightly retarded and glued the magnets backwards in the first place.
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>>97866043
Why are the patches of grass all square?
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How would you start orcs and goblins if you loved night goblins?
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>>97867430
I'd look for discounted bundles of gloomspite gits and their underworlds warbands and then buy stuff from knightmare miniatures for characterful addons
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What third party options are there for Chaos Warhounds? I'm not a huge fan of the GW ones, bonus points if they're nurgly
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NEW ARABY NEW ARABY ANNOUNCED
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>>97867750
Holy shit they have lumineth pants!
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>>97865499
the point is that two magnets want to be in a very specific position, so if you don't line them up proeprly they will sit funny or rattle (or repel if you are retarded enough), if you use one magnet and metal you don't have that problem
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>>97867694
>bonus points if they're nurgly
trench crusade brought a number of printfag sellers to have plague hounds of some kind in their offers
wolf rat recasts and gw dire wolves would also make for good nurglish dogs
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>>97867430
Buy 60-90 night goblins and then 6-9 fanatics. Then buy 2-3 doom divers and a lot of squig hoppers and some night goblin casters.
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>>97868374
if you dont mind the more eccentric aos versions, the gobapalooza is essentially 5 shaman characters in one box. good bang for your buck as far as characters go, and the models are a lot of fun but might be a bit out there if you are trying for a strictly warhammer fantasy aesthetic
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>>97868444
It would but I will push back and say the TOW ng command is better because you get a BSB AND a character on Giant Squig, which is very good. Also I love the shaman sculpt but that's just me
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>>97863051
The hat's a nice touch.
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>>97868565
Thanks, I'm aiming to have 2000 pts done by summer. I'm about half way there.
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any tips for converting a giant chaos spawn for my chaos warriors? I've heard this guy is good for it
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>>97868776
>>97868776
>>97868776
>>97868776
New
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>>97865492
>loses to a teenager in Heath Ledger Knight's Tale cosplay
Empire men are pathetic
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>>97865662
The mustache makes him look like he's thinking about something.

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