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Paradigm edition
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>Previously
>>97855783
>TQ
What is your favorite sorcery?
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>>97859334
The heavy handed art direction is in full force with this set (again). Students from the same faction are all nearly copy-paste of each other this time around - extremely prevalent in Witherbloom. A bunch of the spoilers yesterday feature characters that all look exactly the same. EOE was like this too - you couldn't tell members from the same faction apart.
Way too much art direction meddling.
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>>97859410
They probably just don't have a proper idea of what the students of each house even look like. They kind of have a look for the orzhov guys and lorehold, Quantrix and Prismari vary, with the math nerds keeping a somehwat consistent look while the prismari have more variety for being artist/theater kids. Witherbloom is the worst one, they look like nothing, their mechanics are generic as hell and they just have leaf hair as something "unique" to their look.
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>>97859551
>even 4chan has been infested with kike sycophants who don’t care about the color pie and think blue should have everything including green pump spells and white literal cards like restoration angel
Don't forget reanimator. Honestly, it should get direct burn and impulse draw two. Life gain, also.
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>can't think of my favorite sorcery
>look through my decks
>tutors and mass destruction
I feel so... basic.
I'll say Illicit Auction even though it should cost 3 at most and never works out.
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>tq
tendrils of agony is second favorite
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>>97859648
The art direction of "let Japanese artists just make the cards" has delivered some boss ass looking cards though.
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>>97859781
It's the entire fucking set, mate.
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>>97859979
Repartee isn't crimes. It's heroic for either side. Crimes trigger when targeting anything your opponent has with anything. It works with abilities, on handrips, on card specific graveyard hate and even with edicts.
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>>97859988
>Repartee isn't crimes. It's heroic for either side. Crimes trigger when targeting anything your opponent has with anything. It works with abilities, on handrips, on card specific graveyard hate and even with edicts.
Yeah, yeah, blah blah blah "I'm a shill and a retard." we've heard it before. Boring. Get new material.
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>>97859979
prepare and exhaust are nothing like each other wtf
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The white Emeritus is... Kind of bad. The only one that's not repeatable.
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>>97860219
Hard disagree.
There's excellent anime art MTG cards. The horror shows come in the form of "western artist draws anime character".
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Meanwhile this guy is killing you in limited.
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>>97860446
>Create a creature
>then if an opponent STILL controls more creature than you
>only THEN do you get to cast a spell.
For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these:
'Whiteschizo was right again!"
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>>97860490
>Like I get it, STP is very good, but surely there shouldn't be THAT many conditions on it.
The fact that it fucking chops its own legs off by creating the creature before checking creature counts sure is fucking white in the nuMagic era, ain't it?
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>>97860502
>Well, the idea is you can use it as a pseudo Stroke of Midnight-type deal, killing your opponent's best thing and leaving them a 1/1, but still.
Either way, it is a truly shit way to implement this kind of effect. If they wanted to go that route, they could have at least gone with Path to Exile for jank ramp potential.
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>>97860440
>What makes Prepared interesting is that it triggers any "Cast sorcery/instant" checks
This is a bad thing. Activated abilities should not trigger these things. This is literally one of the core balancing levers of the game. These are barriers you simply should never transgress.
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>>97859702
I just wish they keep the frames
Frames is the last thing that make magic cards look like magic cards
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>>97859410
It's called tumblrcore. It was literally designed to demoralize straight white men.
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>>97860566
To be fair repeatable Regrowth has the most obnoxious pottential
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The smuggest bitch ever, which is a lot considering she's just a 1/1.
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>>97861050
I think they're just sort of doing the same thing as OG Strixhaven, where each colour has an associated spellcaster type. White has Cleric, Blue has Wizard, Black has Warlock, Red had Shaman, now has Sorcerer and Green has Druid.
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>>97861071
Thats what I thought, but then there's shit like this.
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>>97859959
>Paradigm is Epic witbout the downside
>Prepared is different from Exhaust in that most of the Prepare cards have specific conditions to enable and re-enable it, and they create spells that you cast instead of activated abilities
>Repartee triggers on you targeting your own creatures as well, and not on targeting another player
>Opus is an ability word, not a keyword, and its gimmick is that they have extra effects for 5+ mana
Really retarded complaints desu
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the only thing I enjoy from SOS is the inklings' redesign
now they look like calligraphed creatures rather than shapeless blobs of sin
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>>97861405
Prepared is hard to evaluate without testing.
How much weight do you give the card prepared creatures can cast? Is the proper analysis close to prepared = draw a card? Is repreparing more important that etb prepared?
I think this is a great mechanic, but I doubt they nailed the balance one way or the other this set.
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Who is the obejctive audience of this shit? Someone in year of our lord twenty plus twenty six care for this show? When The Expanse, Galactica, Firefly or Stargate exist?
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They got like seven thousand years of military history and yet somehow they never invented cool hats.
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>Gavin said Traumatic Critique is based on "a certain fan's" analysis of part of the story
>They put Galazeth on the card because the part of the story was dragon-focused
Gay Bolas anon got a fucking vanity card LMFAO
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>>97861136
I went to get a cursory glance of all creatures and all colors seem to get Wizards now.
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tq
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>>97862170
>Writes a single fanfic about Ugin and Bolas fucking
>Gets more recognition from WotC than people that have sucked their dick for years
>Completely mogs them by getting a vanity card, something WotC won't do anymore for their own employees
Anons... did GBA win at life?
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>>97862189
I went back to the original set and white also had wizards despite the colors have stricter types.
I guess wizards are the generic magic casters.
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>>97862279
Stand up for yourself self and leave your bullies bloodied.
Kill yourself to takedown your bullies.
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>>97862310
You will never be a 4channer, furfag. Go back and rope.
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>>97862298
Honestly I've always been a fan of how loosely magic treats destroy and sacrifice effects.
When Master Splinter grounds a turtle he fucking kills them. That that crying girl is about to write up her 13 reasons why. The Boros slammed that collar down really fucking hard. Getaway Glamer implies Kellan's containment shield spell actually crushes the person inside to death.
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This is the dumbest argument ever and I wish both of you would die. This is the biggest nothingburger ever.
>Ahh the gay furry got a card magic is RUINED FOREVER
>Reddit reddit reddit troon troon troon
Do you two even read the shit you post?
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>>97862387
How to cover up a murder: Kill all the witnesses. (And presumably the witnesses to those murders too, and the witnesses to THOSE murders, and the witnesses to THOSE murders, and the...)
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>spoil a card
>put your finger on one of the most important part
Why are people like this?
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You now remember Ravnica's nephilim.
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Well I think the new inklings are gay and lame.
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>>97862508
What's the difference?
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>>97862449
It's just me or Strixhaven 1 was better in every single aspect?
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>>97862524
The plot wasn't just about children learning magic so it had some grit and edge.
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>>97862517
There's something very kino about creatures that are just a giant eyeball.
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>>97862445
Ocassionally someone tries to refare to 4 colour combos with their names and it just doesn't work...
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I need to organize my currently very messy collection. I bought a cheap chest of drawers; should I sort cards by colour - white, blue, black, red, green, colourless (incl. artifacts), multi, lands, then by CMC? As part of this process I'd like to get rid of a bunch of bulk. I only play Legacy and Premodern so there's a balancing act between having my cards accessible and thinned to the staples, but not getting rid of some bulk rare that will spike to $50 a copy in a year's time. I intend to have completed decks in boxes in another drawer so I can just grab them and go rather than having to move cards around.
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Here's another card to make you people upset.
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I don't know which one of you made this up but guess what motherfucker I'm invested now and I will be taking it out on the thread if wotc ever goes out of its way to debunk it
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>>97862834
I'm just laughing at this point
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>>97859354
>TQ
Maybe next time, my friend.
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The rare-ish "big Black beater with marginal downside".
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>>97863118
Oh yeah gonna go good with Annex.
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Paradigm is feels like it is worded incorrectly. It sounds like you only get the copy if the spell is exiled, but some WOTC talking head said you get the copy no matter what, so even if the card is somehow pulled from exile or say you copy and opponents paradigm spell, You'd still get the copy every main phase. Why even have the spell exile itself?
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>>97863145
Yeah, I need to get in the habit of proof reading, (I won't). Anyway this article says this
https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/feature/secrets-of-strixhaven-mechan ics
>The first time a particular spell with paradigm resolves for you, you exile it.
However, The paradigm spells exiles upon resolution no matter what anyway, not only if it is the first time you've casted a spell with that name. It just seems so clunky. The fact that you can still cast the spell even of the original is removed from exile feels like a step backwards.
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>>97863164
I mean you can assume the mechanics article isn't the most straightforward and the comp rules will give a more thorough explanation if need be, but as-is it all works. It's mostly exiled to remind you of it being there to keep casting I guess is the main thing.
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>>97863167
Yes but not for the paradigm spells.
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People still play oathbreaker?
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The part that bothers me is the 'cast a copy of it from exile'. Up until now I can't think of any cards that create copies (of spells) anywhere other than the stack. I would probably have worded the ability:
>After you first resolve a spell with this name,at the beginning of each of your first main phases copy this spell. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost
Or something like that.
Looking into the comp rules I believe the relevant rule is here:
>707.12. An effect that instructs a player to cast a copy of an object (and not just copy a spell) follows the rules for casting spells, except that the copy is created in the same zone the object is in and then cast while another spell or ability is resolving. Casting a copy of an object follows steps 601.2a–h of rule 601, “Casting Spells,” and then the copy becomes cast. Once cast, the copy is a spell on the stack, and just like any other spell it can resolve or be countered.
I THINK that, as currently written, Paradigm only works when you copy the card and not the spell. Copies of spells cannot exist anywhere other than the stack.
>707.10a If a copy of a spell is in a zone other than the stack, it ceases to exist. If a copy of a card is in any zone other than the stack or the battlefield, it ceases to exist. These are state-based actions. See rule 704.
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You don't need to exile anything at all, you just need to "resolve" the paradigm spell. So you can in fact, copy an opponents paradigm and now you have it's effect. The wording is "After you first resolve a spell with this name" It doesn't care about the spell being cast or exiled at all. It is retarded and commander bait.
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>>97862534
We have Specter of the Fent now
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>>97863221
I don't think it complicates things. It's simply telling you that the copy is cast from exile, which it is, because that's where the copy is created. The copy is in exile, the spell is cast from there. That's relevant to other effects.
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>>97863230
Why does the cast need to be "from exile" at all? Usually you just copy the spell and cast it. The way it is worded right now, makes you think the card in exile matters, but it doesn't. It may as well be an emblem.
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New Reggie just dropped
Probably way worse than reggie though
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>>97863242
It's exiled to remind you, then the mechanic creates the copy in exile to cast. And some effects do care about things cast from exile. It matters. It probably could be more elegant but I get why it's a thing.
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>a woman of color is talking, SILENCE!
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the duality of man
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the neutrality of man
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Really makes you think.
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did you guys watch the prof's prediction video about 2027? he thinks we are returning to alara and given all the 5c/multicolor support they're laying down in the last 5 sets or so, I totally see it
it does make me disappointed that if that end up being true, we should not be returning to new capenna anytime soon after that, they wouldn't do two shards sets so close to each other
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>3 trophies in a row
Now that I get cube it is my favorite format. It is so much better than constructed and even regular limited. Nothing else can really compare to the complexity and variety. Unpowered cube is more interesting though. I think the ideal setup would be some power but no moxes or black lotus
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I don't think you can cast copies of spells. Copying a spell places it on the stack immediately without being cast. Copying a card allows you to cast the copy of the card. That was my point from 707.12 and 707.10a
Copies of spells can only exist on the stack. You cannot have a copy of a spell in exile therefore you cannot cast a copy of a spell from exile (because the copy could never have been in exile to begin with). You can copy a card from exile and then cast it but that copies the card and not the spell. Basically I am saying spell =/= card and that copy of a spell =/= copy of a card.
Obviously they will rewrite the rules for it, but just like Serra Paragon (and to a lesser extent Mutate), the people who designed the card presumably did not know the [comprehensive] rules of the game they are designing.
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can't believe I drafted the Monke. I was hoping for either Urza's Saga or Ragavan and I got the Monke. how neat is that. now I'm debating whether to put him into my red blue black commander deck or trade it for Urza's saga or trade it for an Underground Sea. WWYD 4chan?
I did horribly in the actual games what a garbage set to draft holy shit. and everyone else also drafted red and black with a splash of white (I didnt splash any white).
either way my free play points got me $20 of value which is what I wanted but damn MH2 is a garbage draft set
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>>97863427
I am not confident enough to say that you are definitely wrong but I would appreciate it if you could please find me an example of a SPELL being copied and then cast. I used Scryfall to search for every instance of "Cast the copy" appearing in oracle text and every card I looked at copies the CARD and lets you cast the CARD and not the spell. Copying a spell puts it directly on the stack without being cast but copying a card lets you then cast the card (which creates a copy of a spell).
For reference my search was:
https://scryfall.com/search?q=o%3A%22Cast+the+copy%22
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>I used Scryfall to search for every instance of "Cast the copy" appearing in oracle text and every card I looked at copies the CARD and lets you cast the CARD and not the spell.
Objects not on the field and stack are Cards. Maybe it's just the split in wording between copying something on the stack or something in another zone. From other zones, you cast copies. From the stack, they just go there.
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To the the rules expert if I exile 4 black cards can I cast the 4th card by paying its mana since it was copied? I assumed the last line of text was a bonus the made up to 3 copies free not a restriction that only allowed me to cast 3 copies only.
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>>97863365
I think he's VERY wrong about the "Bolas-centric set" he proposed, probably wrong about an Alara set (I wouldn't be too surprised but to be honest I don't think WotC cares about Alara anymore), kind of honestly surprised he thought Fantastic Four would be a likelier Marvel set than the fucking X-Men set that is very obviously coming next, Power Rangers might get something but I don't know if it'd ever get a full set. As for the potential new plane... I dunno, Water World's been a thing for a while, or maybe we'll finally get a Vryn set to kick off Jace's redemption arc post-Reality Fracture.
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I understand that. I am saying that I do not believe there is currently a card that lets you copy a spell and then lets you cast that copy.
Isochron Scepter copies a card and casts the copy of the card. This would trigger 'on cast' triggers. Every card that allows you to cast a copy, copies the card. To my knowledge there is no effect that reads:
>Copy target instant spell. You may cast the copy
When a spell is copied it is not cast because the copy begins its existence on the stack (and I don't think you can cast things already on the stack). When a card is copied it begins its existence in a zone and is then cast from that zone.
Paradigm only uses the word 'spell' and does not use the word 'card'. Therefore you are copying a spell and not the card. That is why I believe you should not be able to copy it 'from exile' because you are not copying the card (from exile) and then casting a copy, you are copying the spell directly.
I think it's clear that they wanted you to cast the copies of the Paradigm cards to synergize with Opus, Repartee, and Increment but doing so instead of just copying the spell like Epic already did introduces rules baggage that does not fit cleanly in the rules as written if they also want to make sure that the card does not need to remain in exile.
They also could have done some retarded command zone shit and placed the card in a zone that cannot be interacted with in any way. Or they could have pulled a Garth One Eye and just said "create a copy of a card named ~ and you may cast it" or something.
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>>97863485
It's very simple. You're not copying the spell with paradigm. You're copying the card. The reminder text just uses 'copy this spell' for the sake of understanding for those who aren't bogged down with the rules.
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>>97863494
You can't copy the card if the card 'from exile' if the card no longer exists in exile, which is the original point Anon was making.
>707.12. An effect that instructs a player to cast a copy of an object (and not just copy a spell) follows the rules for casting spells, except that the copy is created in the same zone the object is in and then cast while another spell or ability is resolving.
>It's very simple.
You seem to think so and yet you have failed to make a case that works within the rules.
Have you ever watched Columbo? You remind me very much of the culprits who always say "Oh it's very simple detective, you see...." and then fail to adequately explain away a contradiction. I find your tone condescending which is extra annoying given that you are wrong.
Yes. I am aware that WotC will just rewrite the rules to make their failure of a design no longer an impossibility within the rules. I am saying that there currently exist ways to write the mechanic such that it does everything WotC wants it to do (actually cast the paradigm spell instead of just copying it AND allowing the copy to happen regardless of whether or not the original card leaves exile) but the current designers, presumably because they do not understand the comprehensive rules of their own game, did not do that and instead created a mechanic that does not work with the rules as they currently exist (just like Serra Paragon).
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Well, let's look at how Epic is handled in the comp rules.
>702.50a Epic represents two spell abilities, one of which creates a delayed triggered ability. “Epic” means “For the rest of the game, you can’t cast spells,” and “At the beginning of each of your upkeeps for the rest of the game, copy this spell except for its epic ability. If the spell has any targets, you may choose new targets for the copy.”
Ergo, Paradigm is doing something similar. It's very likely not actually copying the existing card. It's simply exiling the card as a memory aid, and the reminder text says it's copying it. Why is it copied and cast from exile? Synergies. State-based actions won't stop the copies from existing if they're immediately cast upon creation, SBAs have to wait until a player has priority to take effect.
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>>97862834
>it's a wheelchair
>not something fantastical like the deerchairs from Which Hat Atelier, or the walking chair that Daretti used to have
>but it's silver and gold(brass?) with an upholstered seat back and somewhat filigree spokes
It's tolerable. Not great, not terrible
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More accurately, it is creating and then immediately casting a copy of the spell with the name it has. This is in fact similar to Garth One-Eye and the like, where the existing card is irrelevant to the copy being created, it is simply a part of the mechanic.
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>>97863445
thats honestly what I'm leaning towards, but Urza's saga seems awesome. And even Monke himself seems less useful. he sucked in the draft matches but turn 1 or 2 monke in commander would do well. I don't play vintage or modern though so it's pretty much locked to EDH for me.
underground sea is timeless and I'd actually have a few extra tix to go towards something else but I have most other cheap staples already. I'm honestly leaning towards Urza's saga though out of pure utility and just because underground sea is so cheap relatively speaking I can pick it up any time. but I think Urza would make a bigger difference (I already run volcanic island and badlands)
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After 2-0ing the semifinals, I got slaughtered in the finals of the march paper legacy webcam league. Top cut was open decklist which I've never played before, so I had to make some unusual sideboarding decisions. Pic related was my list plus two Disciple of Freyalise not pictured.
>Semis vs Yorion Esper Vial. I played this a week ago so some details are blurry
G1 - I have higher seed so get the play. Kept a t1 unprotected hand, shoved and opponent didn't have interaction.
Sideboarding - Opponent can see that I have a creature sideboard, so I opted to board up to 75 and leave only the swamp out. This way I don't completely fold to removal or to graveyard or combo hate.
G2 - I kept a creature hand with multiple MDFCs and some hand disruption. Opponent opened on Deafening Silence. Turns are spent going back and forth developing resources. I end up with a Dauthi Voidwalker in play and Thoughtseize him taking his Balemurk which I then cast using the Voidwalker. Balemurk ends up getting me two or three more creatures and I generally outvalue him, ending with a Cabal Ritual with threshold to cast a Barrowgoyf and a Voidwalker.
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>Finals vs UW Stoneblade
G1 - We roll because we have equal seeding, both making top cut with 80% GW% and then 2-0ing in semifinals. Opponent wins roll and keeps 7. I mull to 6 and keep a hand of Balustrade Spy, Fell the Profane, Cabal Ritual, ESG, Cabal Therapy, Pact of Negation, then draw a Dark Ritual for turn. I play my MDFC and cast Dark Ritual which resolves, then I Therapy him. He fetches a basic and casts Spell Pierce. I make a mistake here and instead of paying for it with my floating black mana, I Pact it, then he FoWs my Pact - also misplaying by not FoWing Therapy and missing lethal. I try to cast my Spy anyway using my other two mana sources, again a mistake compounding on the prior one, and he has second FoW. He follows up with a Tamiyo and immediate Brainstorm and I can't draw into a second attempt before Tamiyo ults.
Sideboarding - Same strategy as last time.
G2 - I keep a hand of MDFC, Petal, Cabal Ritual, Spy, Pact, Minsc & Boo. He keeps 6. I play Petal and pass, he plays Plains Cage. I draw Cabal Therapy and fire it off naming Lavinia which misses, instead seeing FoW, Containment Priest, Wasteland, Ponder and STP. He deploys Containment Priest, then over the next few turns Wastelands me, gets a Tamiyo into play and flips her. I draw second Pact, Memory's Journey then a Barrowgoyf and can't get into the game.
After G2, he tells me that he didn't actually check my sideboard and that he probably should have. I think I could have played a much better game if I opted to pay for Spell Pierce, because then he would be forced to FoW the Therapy to protect the other one which I could then fight with Pact. He would be leaning on drawing his second Spell Pierce or FoW 3/4 to survive that. I thought the creature sideboard did pretty well overall, however I don't think it's suitable for an environment in which you can be scouted. Minsc was also a letdown although I'm not really surprised. He's a gimmick and I never once had the right mana for him.
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>>97863544
Right Garth creates a copy of the card that you can cast from exile which will create a black lotus, or a token copy of shivan dragon, or do the effect of brainstorm, regrowth, disenchant or terror.
but it IS creating a token copy of the card first (temporarily)
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>>97863677
What if it's like the teleporter dilemma where Magic has a demographic of individuals that believe healing magic doesn't restore the soul?
Actually never mind that would take 5 seconds of thinking from WotC beyond "me put wheelchair on card."
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My Emeritus of Abundance attacks, channeling the power of all 8 pizza lands to return the hot dog cart from my graveyard to my hand!
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Is every single aspect of Magic bad now?
>Card design
New cards are overpowered, too complex and poorly balanced
>Release shedule
They are pumping out way more sets than anybody wants
>Price
Boosters and preconstructed decks get more and more expensive, Secret Lairs get picked off by scalpers
>Formats
Standard is an overcrowded mess, other formats are simply dying or split off into community formats
>Art
New artworks are soulless, tacky, and barely distinguishable
>Flavor
Over half of new sets are Universe Beyond, which many players hate. There is barely a coherent story in the InUniverse sets and they are full of cute animals and goofy characters. Flavor texts display some of the worst writing ever in literature.
This isn't even supposed to be a complaint. I genuinely just can't think of anything that is good about Magic right now. Has Magic ever been at a lower point in its history? Tell me where this list is wrong.
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>>97863910
You're preaching to the choir. Even some ultra casual people I overheard at my LGS the other day were complaining about UB. It's pretty obvious at this point that closed community formats are the only solution because Wizards isn't going to fix the game when the line is apparently always going up.
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>>97863910
>card design
>release schedule
>price
>formats
all a consequence of hasbro being shit and mtg pretty much being the only thing keeping it alive, a very unfortunate situation all around
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>art
>cancel culture
a consequence of the rabid liberalism of renton wa, also unfortunate, but this one you can blame wotc itself rather than chris cocks as they have indeed lost the plot
>I genuinely just can't think of anything that is good about Magic right now.
ironically UB is what's good about Magic right now - at least, the IP you love potentially getting in it, hopefully coming from the east that will not bend to shit wotc wokery
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>>97862571
Probably a location instead of someone.
>>97862834
Yeah wheelchair fetiche in high magic setting is retarded DEI shit.
>>97863075
either shit or broken
>>97863266
looks male
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>>97862834
oh yeah, I can find reasons
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https://x.com/Erin_mtg/status/2041783704612430267
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>>97864415
The only thing that bothers me there is that the grid does look like it breaks. It's not strange that there's no symmetrical pin on his jacket, because pins are typically supposed to be worn on one side. The shirt looks more like a vest. The spokes on both sides have a triquetra shape so I'm not sure what you even mean by their differing.
I don't know anything about Magny's process but I know she's been around for long enough that it'd surprise me if she's been getting away with touching up AI images. That piece has some messy linework and brushwork, but those could be human imperfections. Skimming over her artstation give me the impression that this has been typical of her since before the modern AI tools existed.
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>>97864480
I see she stopped screaming.
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Yuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVgsMgABF4s
>>97859354
Time Warp
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Is my girl in the new novel?
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Blex is fucking dead
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>>97864544
Are they supposed to be the same species? I'm not sure I see the family resemblance.
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>>97864573
EVERY CARD DOES not NEED a SEQUEL!
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Universe Beyond sucketh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UK-b59qgAGg
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This card will never see constructed play, and probably won't see much limited play, but that second option is hilarious
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>>97864600
>Extra Credits
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Is this the same person?!?
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Kirol looked like a butterball in Lorwyn Eclipsed, I'm glad somebody rolled their ass into the gym
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The Insidious Roots potential continues to grow. It will not be paid off.
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>>97864704
Probably not. Lorwyn Eclipsed ended with a second Liliana showing up at her office in Strixhaven, dressed in white. Presumably this new Ral's case is similar. And it's likely they both hail from Jace's new multiverse.
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>>97864544
>Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on each [critter] you control
...I had a bunch of ideas about what they could've done, including ideas for uncommons, but thing might ironically be the worst possible outcome. Unless we get way better pest cards than Lluwen, Mosco and Teacher's Pest, this thing might be the most fucking useless lord outside of limited and commander. You could maybe build an Abzan bat deck around him, but we haven't had any insects or spiders that care about lifegain besides that one landfall eumidian and those Spider-man cards since Brother's War.
>Despite Blex's passing
While I'm not surprised, I assumed the natural lifespan of a pest wouldn't be that long after maturity, his son is definitely not carrying his legacy. I feel like a broken record, but it genuinely feels like they make these intentionally shit so that there's not even a chance they see even marginal competitive play like Blex did.
>>97864573
They let the furry that drew the OG pest tokens draw him, I'm not surprised at all Blech looks like that.
>>97864718
Unfortunately, this might be mandatory in the Blech deck.
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>>97864725
Is it so strange?
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>>97864727
Considering Orzhov Ral has the watermark of the same thing as one of Jace's medallions... Yeah.
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>>97864730
a little thing calledCarisma
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>>97864905
>Red actually no longer has Shaman
Meanwhile, in EDH...
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>>97864905
I'm just glad they aren't errataing old Shamans, they're just doing far less new ones. We got some Shamans in Final Fantasy, but we probably won't get too many in universes within sets. Maybe if we get another D&D set.
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Come to think of it it's curious that there are zero artificers in Strixhaven. Neither set has a single one, not in any format. You'd think that that's a creature type there would be at least one instance of, but nope.
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>My granddaughter is dating a WHAT?!
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>>97864994
Nice self report and use of quotation marks
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>>97863993
...anon, I did this days ago. Try to keep up.
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He's your fuckable undead of the set.
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