OP here I just want to say that the OP image is a parody of a magazine cover that was redrawn on the drawthread here.
>original
https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/97432729/#q97434712
>redrawn
https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/97432729/#q97479114
>without text
https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/97432729/#q97479142

I claim this thread in the name of
something

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Let Chaos idols take this thread!

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>>97873655
>TQ
I wish it was never popular so I never had to be in James workshops clutches. Total war warhammer 3 and Darktide have ruined me. And they aren’t even really good games.

>>97873655
>tq
on the one hand we get new models, on the other normies infest the hobby

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being unpainted aside, what's wrong with my army?

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>>97873655
>TQ

>Blessings.
More games, more proxies from STLs.
Less chance of an even worse company buying out GW.
Autism.
>Curses.
Bad publicity from trend chasers.
Higher chance of GW doing bad GW things as in worse things than their usual stuff.
Autism.

>>97873669
>I wish it was never popular so I never had to be in James workshops clutches.
I think it is a weird tug of war to whether popularity is a good or bad thing. They both have their advantages and disadvantages.
But to be fair I think 40k was fully mainstream after the first Dawn of War vidya game came out.
>Total war warhammer 3 and Darktide have ruined me.
Same.
>And they aren’t even really good games.
I enjoy Darktide for the music and the melee FPS mechanics, but I get ya. There is something odd about them.
Maybe I am a paypiggy where you could slap the 40k logo on something and I'd probably consume it.
I think this is a wake up call to me.

Admittedly I've been hoarding STLs and looking at printers for a while so maybe I am breaking free. Or maybe this is all temporary and I'll be back in the pay piggery ways.

please >hate doing trim
>think I can manage to deal with tiny details if fun
>will go insane if I have to "assembly line" paint my army
>want them to be visually striking from both size, model design and painting
>want each model to be unique and not samey
With that in mind what faction should I play?

>>97873684
Thousand Sons

>>97873684
Unironically Imperial Knights
>hate doing trim
There is some trim on Knights but it's miniscule compared to some of the stuff seen on CSM and the like
>think I can manage to deal with tiny details if fun
Knights have tons of tiny little details on them in their armor, the inner frame, and the weapons
>will go insane if I have to "assembly line" paint my army
Only having to paint a single digits amount of models means zero batch painting
>want them to be visually striking from both size, model design and painting
Knights are the biggest thing on the table usually, that alone tackles 2/3rds of those.
>want each model to be unique and not samey
If you go and paint up Freeblades you don't have to commit to a single paint scheme for all your Knights. If you do stick with one houses' colors you can still change up your knights by mixing different classes of knights.

>>97873684
Ork Dred Mob

can someone rate my list?
Imperium - Adeptus Custodes - LionsoftheEmperor

Blade Champion (120pts)
Blade Champion (120pts)
Shield-Captain (120pts)
Shield-Captain (120pts)

5x Custodian Guard (200pts)
5x Custodian Guard (200pts)
5x Custodian Guard (200pts)

6x Allarus Custodians (330pts)
5x Custodian Wardens (260pts)
5x Custodian Wardens (260pts)
6x Venatari Custodians (330pts)
6x Venatari Custodians (330pts)
5x Witchseekers (55pts)
5x Witchseekers (55pts)
3x Vertus Praetors (225pts)
Caladius Grav-tank (215pts)
Contemptor-Achillus Dreadnought (155pts)
Coronus Grav-carrier (200pts)
Anathema Psykana Rhino (75pts)

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Gonna play these dudes for the first (and maybe the last, if they're benching the sagittarum and telemon) time today. Wish me luck. Will be up against IG. I'll try to not get shot off the table round 1.

Newfag here, what's the deal with Chaos Demons? Are they a real faction, an extinct one or what?

>>97873749
good luck anon. don't forget that rapid ingress is your bestfriend

Will 11th save 40k or will it be as sloppy as 10th?

>>97873764
they may be on their way out the door or wrapped into the legion specific codexes, but nothing confirmed

>third bottle of super glue has become unusable because it glued its own lid shut
I’m gonna go back to plastic glue for gluing models to the bases, it’s not like I was doing anything fancy anyways.

>>97873803
Are you using gel supperglue or the bad stuff?

Doing a Houndpack Lance list because i found it's box very cheap . I'll be running 10-15 war dogs and 1 Knight depending on pts limit.

Aura wise, what's the best Knight to buff a mix of melee and ranged War Dogs ? I'm between Ruinator (Increase armor pen of attacks by 1 if they target the closest enemy unit) and Lancer (all ranged weapons have Assault)

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Post models and WIP

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> Custodes got taller, thinner, more upright
> Last 5 CSM infantry kits all tall as Primaris ( Raiders, Raptors, 3 EC infantry)

This is a step in the right direction. Now we just need a 20 man mk7 Scouring kit

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>>97873852
Finished venomcrawler. I think its too busy for lightning or decals

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>>97873852
First model I've "completed". Still needs final touches and I want to magnetize the feet but ehh it's mostly done.

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>>97873852

Is 11th going to fix "everything dies turn 1"-itis?

>>97873803
All liquid superglue is basically the same chemical composition, get the cheapest possible in the little tiny tubes. I pay less than 50 cents equivalent for mine. Makes it a non-issue to replace them.

>>97873867
lore?

>>97873873
they like shooting rockets

>>97873875
very based

>>97873871
Giving everyone lone op and -1BS is certainly going to have an impact on that

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>>97873852

>>97873871
>>97873878
Prepare for everything dying to melee on turn 2 instead?

>>97873769
Yes, I plan to pop in my allarus termis with the allarus captain, Lions of the Emperor them, and have them wreck havoc on the back line.
Maybe even Golden Light some of the termis and have them reteleport elsewhere.
I'm just worried my telemon would be of use a bit.

>>97873854
I prefer custodes looking like >>97873857 more. Especially thats how their artwork has depicted them all this time. The changes are too drastic. If you own a custodes army, the new models would stick out too much. Even more than primaris in a firstborn army.

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Bring back Kamikaze Tau drones.

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>>97873852
final repost (for now) of big blue

The us economy is going to a shit. Wonder if this will affect 11th edition.

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>>97873907
>going for MkV instead of MkIII Phobos

>>97874061
Sorry can't hear you, you've got a dick in your mouth.

>>97874048
Hormuz being closed fucks the world economy. You should be stocking up on rice and tinned beans by now

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>>97873655
>increasing popularity
My brother downloaded dow1 on his Mac back in 2014 and we played the hell out of it for years.

in 2022 when I graduated college I finally had time and money and I got some models and paints and I was shocked that most of the characters and units I remember from DOW were gone or completely different.

I don’t even play the game but I paint load of models mostly AoS.

Should I have been gate kept bros I need your approval and validation

>>97874101
Stocking up on plastic**

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I’ve been thinking a lot about yellow and painting some imperial fists.
Is the best way to airbrush pink then use the contrast paint? I want a warm strong yellow. Not the bright lemon kind but the kind that leans toward ochre or brown. I’m thinking of printing or looking for second hand scout models. But I’m unsure of a secondary color for the belts or pants.
Grey white, khaki, or warm earth brown?

>>97873982
>>97873982
i kitbashed some of the custodes from the new box using spare parts from combat patrol. still i'm bit mad because i could have exchanged those 2 infantry sprues for a 2nd caladius

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>>97874161
forgot pic

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Tau.

>>97873977
could you take a look at my custodes army? >>97873717

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>>97874187
big custodes tits

>>97874187
Do you think Tau fans have just become completely divorced from reality after decades of trying to ignore that every other player hates their faction and that they are actually gross looking nazis and not noble heroes and waifus?

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>>97874209
I don't think Tau players care because they don't pin their entire personality or political philosophy on a plastic toy solider game. 99% of players don't. My assumption is that some say "mmm big titties" whereas others ignore it like any other faction ignores fanart they don't like.

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>>97874199
Custodes merely adopted the tiddies. Tau were born with them, moulded by them.

>>97874187
>>97874220
Off model coomer art should lead to whipping

>>97874233
I think it's funny you conveniently ignore the part in that blurb where they fart constantly and smell awful and eat their own vomit

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https://youtu.be/X6m7Ti7NC9E

The Mon-keigh are fighting each other again.

Are flyers gone in 11th edition, do you think? They didn't make mention of them at all in their terrain and vision rules even though they called out Titanic specifically

>>97874265
>Are flyers gone in 11th edition, do you think?
hopefully

If you had not been so evil I would not have come, for I am the emprahs wrath

>>97874259
nothing about smelling awful, methane is odourless

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Thinking about painting up some BFG models and for me and my core play group.

Anyone got a good idea how to intergrade BFG and 40k into a longer campaign? I seem to remember there was a official system back in the day.

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>>97874102
DOW1 was the peak of 40k vg, the cinematic is still unsurpassed, it was the entry into warhammer for so many people of your age. There's an anon on tg that is doing the buildings from DOW1 as 40k terrain, and they look great. Blood Ravens as a chapter is memed upon, for good reason, but they are still generally popular.
Paint and play with the minis you like, and don't let passive accumulation of plastic become your hobby.

>>97874286
>If you weren't such a bad girl I would not have cum, for I am daddy's punishment

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>>97873955
yes

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>>97873955

No man's land is still a shooting gallery so unless you can charge you melee fast enough to clear it in one turn you're still going to have to stage them for a turn

Reminder that every Eldar x Human couple or implied pairing in 40K is Eldar male x human female.
Reminder that even in the power fantasy RPGs such as Rogue Trader or Dark Heresy Eldar x Human subhumans will get crushed by GW's mighty boot. Human men will never have sex with Eldar women, they won't even get to touch them. Meanwhile Eldar men will empty their balls in human bitches. You will watch how the masses of human women lust for superior Eldar cock and take miles of it, while the Eldar stacey reminds you what a pathetic subhuman you are too disgusting to touch. Watching Marazhai's art number eclipse the Emperor's within a year of the game's release.
Reminder that Eldar men are superior to human """men""" in every single way and if they were real, human women would slaughter millions of human men to be with one.
Reminder that an Eldar woman will never fuck you, would rather flay herself alive than touch you and that you will always be a subhuman.

>>97874334
yeah, he said turn 2, not turn 1

>>97874334
Are those giant backfields intended to make deepstriking easier? Because I would really like that

>>97873684
You should play a mechanized army. There’s a bunch of ways to do it too, so you can pick your aesthetic.
>Dreadnought and Tank Space Marines
>Wraith Eldar
>T’au
>Knights
>Chaos Space Marine Daemon Engines, I know you said you don’t like trim, but they have big trim so it’s easier, and they have two pretty good detachments, newer one is more inclusive to tanks
>And of course Imperial Guard Tank and Walker spam.

>>97873803
Get the kind where the cap has a needle in it that pushes the nozzle clean when you close it.

>>97874292
The imperial armour siege of Vraks campaign combined BFG with 40k iirc, might be worth getting a copy and having a look through that.
Forgotten which book though

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>>97874352
Not like any Craftworld male would ever debase himself with a lesser race. You have to go to the circus or the city for that.

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>>97874381
>The imperial armour siege of Vraks campaign combined BFG with 40k iirc,
It was Taros.

>>97874265
I’d bet they have a bigger rule change surprise in store for them that gets them their own community post. They like flyers, they’re putting new flyers in the 11th edition starter box, I know they’re mad as hell that 10th rules made them irrelevant.

I like orks :D

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>>97874102
Hey At least you paint models.
Better than 60% of Warhammer "fans"
Listen. Some are here for Wargame some are here for models.

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>>97874381
>>97874390
Well darn, thanks gents!

>>97873655
>How do you feel about the increase in popularity 40k has in terms of blessings and curses that rising popularity brings?
I like it because I feel like less of a weirdo for doing this hobby

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>>97873684
tyranid crusher stampede baybee
>high enough variety of monsters that you can fill a list without having too many dupes of the same bug
>big monsters looks very stand out when almost every army army is tanks and robots (people will walk to your table just to look at your gross haruspex mouth without fail)
>carapace is a great space to paint unique patterns
>nids get away without being bright colours more than other armies

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>>97873852
love the purple she’s got.

>>97874402
>they’re putting new flyers in the 11th edition starter box
The speeder isn't a flyer, it just has flying. I realize the terminology difference is stupid but GW didn't want to go with aircraft originally for some reason.

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>>97874352
Reminder this canonically happens in the book HARDENED DUTY by Gav Thorpe.

Maybe this is less canon now but surely Tzeentch could just drop 1 daemon into the middle of a guard army, let the daemon get killed, and then the inquisition has to kill the entire army because they saw 1 daemon

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>>97874390
>>97874427
Vraks too, I guess they mixed them a couple of times

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>>97874292
You're better off asking /gwsg/ if it's still around

>>97874265
They won't get rid of them, but they won't make new rules for them in 12th and they'll never release another aircraft.

>>97874265
they should dump aircrafts as a unique rule entirely and just make them all regular vehicles that have fly and maybe a similar ruling to knights towering giving them plunging

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Will Tau get taurellian aux?

>>97874467
I, too, want to kill planes with my sword

>>97874472
>will tau get aux
no, 500 gundam.

>>97874432
Get the fuck out normalnigger.
If you enjoy something you should be able to enjoy it without the approval of others.
People don't actually think about or judge you as often as you do so yourself. So do what you want regardless of any illusory delusions you've conjured up about society's expectations.

>>97874480
ashbaby.jpg

>>97874472
why would they taurellian are CSM now thoughbeit

>>97874166
The shoulder pads seems a bit off. Its a pity, at least primaris can interchange their shoulders, heads and backpacks with the older kits.

>>97874472
No, too close to the kroots

>>97874259
You think Custodes don't fart or eat disgusting things?

>>97874490
Tarellians are mercenaries, that one works for huron, but is not a chaos worshipper, and neither are the other tarellians.

>>97874194
I have no idea lmao, I never played custodes before. Will give you a rundown after my game.
I find it odd how you have so much more minis than me in your army, even if our forces are somewhat similar:
1 shield cap
1 allarus shield cap
2 blade champions

3 squads of 5 guards

1 squad of 3 vertus

Our difference is I have a squad of
5 sagittarum
3 allarus termis
5 bolter sisters of silence
1 Telemon

I guess the sagittarum and telemon are overcosted? Yours seems to be more balanced than mine.

>>97874472
Xenos auxiliaries are a Chaos thing now. Tau and DEldar are done with that.

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Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.

So, I'm playing Slamanders and bashing some firstborn tacticals into an Infernus squad
Is Immolation Protocols enough to justify a full 10-man flamer squad with Vulkan or should I pivot into using the rest of the sprue to make a squad of Hellblasters?

>>97874472
That skin tone would go well for orks

>>97874542
Says who?

>>97874553
Me. I say that.
I want to try orks with a LotR inspired skin tone

>>97874566
>I want to try orks with a LotR inspired skin tone.
luckily for you, this is probably the easiest shit you can do seeing as how boyz and grots are a dime a dozen and there’s no kitbashing involved like hashutfags dream of hashut worshipping CSM.
I look forward to seeing your ork model at the end of the month.

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Why did GW take away the Chariots when they moved Daemons into the Marine Codexes?

>>97874583
>I look forward to seeing your ork model at the end of the month
I'm not retarded enough to post my models here

>>97874601
pussy

>>97874591
trimming down the line

>>97874601
>I'm not retarded enough to post my models here
I don’t see why you’d be worried about posting models here. there’s plenty of dudes who have really shitty painted models who post them all the time, and they aren’t bullied for them (aside from sallyfag, but he’s an exception).

>>97874601
Just blur out his face.

>>97873655

>TQ

PEOPLE RUIN EVERYTHING

>>97874591
at least orks still have their "chariots"

>>97874615
sallyfag rarely gets bullied nowadays but I think you forgot the most important one

>>97874621
yeah, its definitely cooled off, but sallyfag just springs to mind as someone who got really unnecessarily bullied just for having bad color choices.
>the most important one
he and people like him aren’t bullied for their models, they’re bullied because they’re obnoxious retards. people just use his shitty models as a launching pad to bully him. unironically, he’d probably get away with only the light jab every so often* even if his models were covered in thunderbolts and 88 symbols if he was a chill poster and kept to the story that he just liked the aesthetic.

*he still would likely suffer a year of getting dogged on as a test of willpower, but if he kept a cool head he’d be accepted here as just an eccentric

>>97874649
his models are objectively much worse than sallyfags thoughever

>>97874591
shame because the chariots are pretty cool

>>97874601
They hated you for speaking the truth.

>>97874591
This is reminding me of one of the funnest 40k model conversions I've seen IRL. The guy played CSM. He took his rhino's and modeled the treads off and put them on a flight stalk on a big rectangular base. In front he put two of those manta ray things. He ran and draped a bunch of 1mm ring chain between the rays and rhino. Modeled his rhino's into Tzeentch chariots, they looked cool as hell. Wish I took a picture of them.

>>97874209
The Tau are Nazi's now? I have not kept up with the lore so someone do a tl;dr, or is it just Anon using the N word for all things he does not like?

>>97874675
Tau are the Sneakers O'Toole of 40k

>>97874601
I've seen people from my LGS post their models here, it's kind of whacky but at the same time this place is mostly just another 40k discussion place, albeit a bit of a backroom.

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>>97874613
>>97874615
>>97874616
that’s not me, I’ve always wanted to do a non-green color scheme for an ork, and the dog soldier gave me a light bulb moment. I’ve already done a couple ghuls in that scheme, so it should look good.

>buying boxes and sell the stuff I don't want
It's so easy why didn't I do this before I coulda had all the space wolrf stuff

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>>97874660
Right? And it's not like the TS, WE, or EC Codexes are exactly overstuffed. They all would benefit from small warmachines

>>97874675
Unironically yes, they made it into the Warp where they've met the manifestation of Greater Good and they were so horrified that now there's a sizeable portion of Tau society which wants to go full 14/88 on humans

>>97873854
ARE THOSE BOOBIES ON MY CUSTODES AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This image almost makes 30k look cool instead of lame. Almost.

>>97874722
Can't believe Emperors Children don't have a dedicated Biker unit

>>97874720
>It's so easy why didn't I do this before
well you're obviously retarded if you have piles of shit you don't want so that could be the reason

>>97873854
scouring for 30k+The BEAST and Harlequins/Ork stuff, Badab War for 40k+Tyberos

>>97873988
This is fake thoughbeit

>>97874687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiQpG5zP_2g

>>97874722
TS got Sekhetar Robots.

>>97874729
I can't believe GW didn't release new bikers when EC released as a two-fer release so CSM could get their shit all in a row.

>>97874723
>there's a sizeable portion of Tau society which wants to go full 14/88 on humans
That is straight up not true. The vast majority of Tau society has no idea what happened with the fourth sphere expansion, and only a teeny tiny percentage have any concept of Daemons.
One Fire Caste commander went full purge the Xenos, but on the other hand Shadowsun is like, wait no this is powerful we need their mind-science. And the Ethereals seem to be taking a "let's see how this plays out before we commit" tack

The T'au society is at a turning point, this is the whole thing, will they fall to ignorance and unthinking genocide like humanity or will they learn to use the different abilities of the different species even in the face of the horror of Chaos? That's the whole thing

>>97874729
If the rumor is that 11th will be the Fast Attack Edition like 10th was the Terminator Edition, I'd bet EC will get their own bikers.

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>>97874615
>I don’t see why you’d be worried about posting models here
>worried
I'm not looking to belong or get validation, I'm happy staying anonymous.
>>97874688
I like discussion, that's part of why I'm here. And the leaks. I love leaks.

>>97874755
I think there can be some wicked discussion here but you just have to stick around for it, such is the nature of 4chan.

I still wonder if anyone wearing power armor 24/7 ever forgets their potty training.

>>97874675
T'au are the closest to us M3. folks. They're only nazis if we're nazis

>>97874758
>that one nigga who spends his time thinking about bodily functions
Utterly grim.

>>97874757
Amen

>>97874763
They're bog standard scifi protagonists and the point is that makes them weirdos in the setting.

>>97874742
>terminator edition over
>no red butchers
I'ts over.

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>>97874773
I meant that they are directly inspired by late 20th / early 21th century

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>>97874746
>The T'au society is at a turning point, this is the whole thing, will they fall to ignorance and unthinking genocide like humanity or will they learn to use the different abilities of the different species even in the face of the horror of Chaos? That's the whole thing
>hehe those foolish humans, we will breed our own mind-scientists and then use the powers of the Alternated Space for our own purposes! The tau empire grows larger!
I know how tis plays out lol

>>97874785
I don’t like red (Mike brooks) Corsair

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I'm looking at the new terrain layouts
Is there anything that's stopping me from having a venom touching the bit of the footprint that stucks out, killing whatever's in the middle then hopping back in the venom to kill whatever I want

>>97874785
This is like saying that the entire Imperium is corrupted by chaos because they make use of psykers, navigators and other psychic/warp born phenomena.

>>97874798
the entire point of muh chaos is that ever retard thinks they can use chaos against chaos and then gets puppeted by chaos in an endless recursion, so not only do taufags think like eastern europoors and assume their irrelevant sub 10 million population country is on par with major powers like Puccia and amerika, they also delusionally believe they cause use the power of the international banks against them.

>>97874818
It’s like an initiation ritual in the Galaxy. Old ones made three chaos gods thinking they were in control, Eldar made one, humans almost made one, it’s time for the T’au to fuck it up.

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[chewing sounds]

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>>97873655
Opinins on this Guy?
He seems to be bassicaly "say the opposite of what the other 40kyoutubers say and do"

>>97874844
>polack

>>97874844
actual literal who

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I know where it's supposed to go (beside my rectum) but what exactly is this bit? Is it exclusive to EC?

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>>97874847

>>97874847
he's an aussie, proving once again that m00t in his infinite wisdom was right all along

>>97874850
DOOM SIREN

>>97874768
I needed to piss as I was writing that.

>>97874850
ghetto blaster

>>97874798
Low-key, it kinda is.

>>97874850
Dirge caster

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>>97874818
>ever retard thinks they can use chaos against chaos and then gets puppeted by chaos in an endless recursion
What if they love killing Chaos so much that teach how great it is to kill Chaos that way they can become Chaos and later generations will have Chaos to kill too?

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>>97874867
The more you know.

>>97874844
seems to call out arch so he's ok

>>97874292
Hey anon, can you go into detail on the process of how you built your Revenant Titan? Like what you used for the base, how big the ase is, and any other tips you might have for someone making their first Titan (Also a Revenant Titan)?

>>97874818
There's a difference between
>"I'm gonna use some mind magic to send a messsage/travel over a vast distance."
and then
>"I'm gonna knowingly make pacts with daemons to enslave to my will so I can destroy my enemies."
These are not the same thing.
You're trying to twist the tau into something they aren't.
>but muh greater good goddess
This the same as saying that the Imperium is corrupted by chaos because the Emperor exists.
You're an idiot.

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The "point of chaos" is that it's power that appeals to self-serving morons.
>I want more power
Chaos undivided
>I want to be more killy
Khorne
>I don't want to die
Nurgle
>I want to be in control
Tzeentch
>I want to feel good & some
Slaanesh
Any retard that want to "use chaos against itself" is doing so because of ego.
>I'm different
>I'll be forgiven
>I'm being a hero and misunderstood

Chaos gods are nothing more than glorified genies, except you're the one tricking yourself.

>>97874873
I checked the old CSM codex
>Dirge Caster
The Dirge Caster is a broadcaster, which
outputs a non-stop litany of Chaos.
Incomprehensible and disturbing to all
others, the sound enthrals and absorbs
the followers of Chaos, driving out any
uncertainty or doubt. Apart from
Daemons, all Chaos units with a model
within 6" of a vehicle with a Dirge Caster
become Fearless (see Special Rules on
page 12). A Dirge Caster cannot be
mounted on a vehicle with a Warp Amp
(see Book of Slaanesh).

>>97874878
>He calls out the guy who was right about everything and transitioned from being a plastic shill to a modestly successful political commentatot
>"So He's ok"

Lmao.

>>97874818
>so not only do taufags think like eastern europoors and assume their irrelevant sub 10 million population country is on par with major powers like Puccia and amerika,
>t. poojeet

>>97874844
>random shittily made MSpaint helmet
I can already tell he is some roma-boo wanker grifter who only got into 40k because he thought it was "based and red pilled".

So, to put it shortly;
He's a faggot and you should ignore him.

>>97874885
This is a tiresome argument, like arguing with simps why it's bad and gay to give all your money to an e-whore. Just know you're retarded and wrong, like literally wrong in the context of 40k, and this simping for the heckin wholesome and sciencey tau is very reddit and I'm beyond debating with a fucking redditor.

>>97874886
the point of chaos is sick looking evil dudes having senselessly egotistical power grabs underpinning a wargame of sick looking miniature dudes

>>97874889
Oh so it used to have rules, cool.

>>97874897
jeets love puccia and since many eastern europeans have gypsy ancestry, they are part-jeet.

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>>97874904
Retvrn...

>>97874907
magyars and romanians have gypsy problem, not us, and we historically defeated ruganda many times

>>97874873
>>97874850
>EC have no BESPOKE vehicles
>the chaos rhino and land raider literally have upgrades to make them into EC vehicles, GW doesn't need to upgrade anything or produce anything new
>chooses to fuck them over anyway

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>>97874903
WORD

>>97874913
Bulgaria and Serbia also have many gypsy as does Slovakia where 50% of births are gypsy.
>we defeated ruganda
It doesn't countif it was 500 years ago, Wladyslaw

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>>97874886
>Any retard that want to "use chaos against itself" is doing so because of ego.
Yeah, I use it because I know I'm better and smarter than you and also because I know I'm smarter and better than self-aware parasites.
>>I'm different
Yeah, I'm built different, I can handle it. You can't because you're bitch made.
>>I'll be forgiven
Don't need to be when I achieve my goals.
>>I'm being a hero and misunderstood
I am a hero but I'm not misunderstood, I know I'm insane. There is only one chance for humanity to prosper without the gods, if you will not seize it, then I will.

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>>97874901
Seeing that you're now deflecting, I can tell you ran out of rebuttals.
By your retard metrics the Imperium is also corrupted by chaos because they dare to make use of warp phenomena, ie. psykers, navigators, astropaths, librarians, etc.

>>97874921
it was 106 years ago, and technically we caused the fall of the eastern block

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>>97874929
>picrel

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>>97874929
i think this is for you

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>>97874915
GW has everything in the standard Proteus kit to make pic related, but instead they put a new sprue into the Spartan kit to make the Prometheus Spartan and up the price some more. James is a fuck.

>>97874929
>I am a hero but I'm not misunderstood
t. Murdericus Rex, Renegade Inquisitor, following his fall to Chaos worship (Assumed, as his mouth had already been replaced with a heretical breathing apparatus at that point)

>>97874939
>technically
>solidarity was actually run by the communist party as controlled opposition that happened to go too hard
>end up with solidarity (secret communists) running your government afterwards

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>>97874942
Abaddon is a full blown puppet. I am not for I am a rules lawyering dickhead that can out smartass his way out of every contract, pact, deal, promise imaginable.

>>97874938
>>97874929
Tau are reddit I bet you give money to e-whores like Amouranth.

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>>97874903
the only smart one itt

>>97874953
I'm still laughing at the quad HBs clipping into each other. We're really at that point where designers neither know what they're making nor do the higher ups give a fuck.
It's not even like it's impossible or there aren't real life equivalent of 4 guns slapped together.

>>97874903
based

>>97874522
Immo is a trap 90% of the time. You’re better off splitting the 10 man into two fives and putting them in Impulsors, running Vulkan with intercessors instead. I’ve seen one guy who’s pretty good with Sallies run a 10 man with librarian and the immolators enhancement, but he mostly uses it as a distraction carnifex while eradicators or atvs move in. Vulkan.

This is my current list which is pretty solid but hardly tourney winning. If you want to win big play ultras.

Spicy (2000 Points)

Space Marines
Salamanders
Forgefather’s Seekers
Strike Force (2,000 Points)

CHARACTERS

Chaplain (60 Points)
Chaplain (60 Points)

Judiciar (85 Points)
Enhancements: Forged in Battle

Techmarine (55 Points)

Vulkan He’stan (100 Points)
• Warlord

BATTLELINE

Intercessor Squad (80 Points)

DEDICATED TRANSPORTS

Impulsor (80 Points)
Impulsor (80 Points)


OTHER DATASHEETS

Ballistus Dreadnought (150 Points)

Bladeguard Veteran Squad (170 Points)

Eradicator Squad (180 Points)

Eradicator Squad (90 Points)

Eradicator Squad (90 Points)

Inceptor Squad (120 Points)

Incursor Squad (80 Points)

Infernus Squad (90 Points)

Infernus Squad (90 Points)


Land Raider Redeemer (270 Points)

Scout Squad (70 Points)

I believe in the Imperialization of Chaos is the ultimate goal of the Emperor and the point of the setting. The Emperor plans to rewrite all of the Immaterium into his image. Abaddon the Loyalist, his greatest ally, is secretly into this plan. This is why he chose the name Imperium Nihilius, to retain the name Imperium.

Together, all of Chaos will become theirs. Khorne will wake up on his Golden Skull Throne, not realizing there's anything wrong. Tzeentch will be unable to shapeshift in any form but Space Marines. The only drugs going through Slaanesh will be performance enhancers for Space Marines. Nurgle's Nurglings have already started wearing human hats. The process has begun and cannot be stopped. Besides Daemons, all Chaos on tabletop is already Chaos Imperium. Eventually there will only be Chaos Imperium. Then there will be no Chaos without Imperium.

It's already working marvelously. The poster children for Chaos are CSM who fight with Bolters, Plasma, and other Imperial weapons. No Chaos Xenos exist. Daemons will be squatted and soon all Chaos will be Imperium + Spikes.

Chaos will become Imperialized. Just imagine what this means, the Immaterium composed of thoughts from countless universes, all being Imperium. This means across all realities, it's impossible to even THINK of non-Imperial things. This is the Emperor's goal.

>>97874844
Buy an ad faggot

>>97874896
Fuck off and clean up your mouldy piss bottles arch

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>>97874988
Shut the fuck up before I turn you into a brick for the Daemon Tower of Infinite Misery, we're blowing up this planet because the blood sacrifices told us to and you're looking mighty rectangular right now.

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>You're laughing. I'm a head without a body and you're laughing.

>>97874988
How does chaos starting to integrate Xenos into their ranks for in with this theory?

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>>97874879
Hey anon, sorry only just saw your post.

To answer your questions in order:
I got a cheap display base off Amazon because I wanted something with a bit of weight to keep the tall fella from falling over. I am sadly not near my collection right now to measure it for you, but I think it was ROUGHLY 20+ cm across. Once painted and with a bit of vanish on the edge you can't tell its cheaper then the expensive ones you get from a a model shop. I would advice you to think about the pose before picking a base so you know how big it should be, use a paper and draw a circle and think about what you want on the base. I went with a simple frosted base to match the rest of my force but i included some wood blocks covered in cork to support the front leg so I had a solid anchor point. The rear is a model railway bridge I heated up around an outline of the titans foot to create the idea that the titans weight had crossed some sort of imperial infrastructure. These are titans after all.

As for how big, BIG. Tall at least, not so chunky. But he is faller with the fin then a warhound by quite a bit. He towers well over all GW terrain.

My experience with the guy that I want to impart onto you is, for the love of all that is holy, use elephant snot (power tack I think is the proper name) when posing the legs. If you google the revenant titan you will find so many people who end up with him in very goofy poses because they put the legs together too quickly, Dry fit, do them one at the time, glue one segment of the legs at the time. Hell I had to rip him apart at one point because he was learning much forward.

If you want to transport him anywhere, invest in a some strong magnets to put inside his torso. I magnetized most of him and he is still big.

The arms will be a BITCH if you plan to magnetize them, they are too long, too heavy and will hang, so I glued them on. Only to realize they could be magnetized and then be supported by the shoulders.

Best of luck!

>>97875011
A desperate attempt that will never show up on tabletop, therefore irrelevant and a sign even Chaos fears the Emperor's plan.

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>>97875011
The xenos will be domesticated as well.

>>97875010
Are we getting to the point shitty novels are getting turned into shitty comics because reading is "hard"?

>>97875025
no, it's just artworks accompanying some parts of the novel

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>>97874965
There's plenty of quad gun in real life.
But the problem in 40k isn't limited to just the new one. Even the old quad HBs had issues with feeding. Like, where do the top guns get their ammo from in pic related? At least the old dreadnought twin-HB arms had the bolters staggered, so the chute could go past the bottom gun to the top gun. The hurricane bolters had functioning looking chutes for all of the guns. There was a bit of a 90 degree turn to get into the gun, but you can imagine some sort of feeding mechanism taking over by then, rather than cartridges magically feeding through the bottom gun.

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IG regiment for this feel?

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>>97875049
500 PPSh

>>97875048
the reading isn't made any simpler, anon

>>97875051
Las locks
Infantry blobs
Firing Drills
Cavalry(?)

Mordians proxy?
We really need more IG regiments, I don't care what people say

>>97875051
Make one yourself

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>>97875019

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>>97875070
What the fuck, how'd he do that?

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I want more beard armor.

>>97875091
Wrong thread, fag.

>>97874988
Okay, but the Emperor still loses to the everchosen in multiple universes so really it's the Archaonization of Chaos

>>97875025
>>97875048
its the exact same words just with artwork every so often. if you were to read it by artwork alone you’d have no idea what was going on. the worst accusation you can make is that its for people with aphantasia.

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>>97875091
Do beards ever get in the way?

>>97875102
it would, it would get stuck in all sorts of mechanisms of the suit but the space marines encrust their beard with semen and excrement and the dried caked and partially frozen result is simply too rigid to flow into recesses

>>97875107
Vikings historically did the same by the way, both for practicality in combat with shields and axes and chainmail in the way, and for religious reasons.

>>97875091
I want a LoV DLC for DRG

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>>97875049
>where do the top guns get their ammo from in pic related?
The pic I was meant to use.

>>97875124
This is stupid in the best way

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>>97875091

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>>97873668

Imperial Fists primaris intercessors

>>97875113
>vikings were indian
Makes sense, they were the rapist savages of those times.

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>>97873907
Many hours later

>>97873852
How'd you paint that there? Reminded me of the scheme I came up with for sisters that I never managed to use which was purple robes and white armor

The US is cutting off all trade with Spain because Spain isn't enough of a slave to Israel, so make sure to stock up on Vallejo

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>>97875051
Krum XVI IronSides, it's probably the closest to this using a "canon" regiment

>>97875051
proxy fantasy models

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>>97875155

>>97875155
>stop being cucked
>the biggest cuck in the world stops influencing you entirely and leaves
It's that easy...?

>>97875130
she's shit

>>97875189
The world powers of the mid century are being defined right now by whoever stops sucking off Israel

>>97875155
AK paints would also be impacted

>>97875155
man, can that retard just fall down some stairs and die already? everything that dude does is fucking with me painting my miniature army men.

Has the soul of the game returned yet? Haven't played since 4th

>>97875155
what stops someone from dropping nukes on the entire middle east and claim they annihilated each other?

and by middle east I of course mean the middle of the eastern fringe of the milky way galaxy in the year of someone who's not our lord, 40000

>>97875223
We need that sweet black crude

Haven't read the heresy books. Why will the palace/terra be fucked by demons if the emperor gets out of the chair?

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>>97875150
Needs some dust.

>>97875197
Now that you say it, that makes a lot of sense.
But I do wish we aren't doing a full rerun of the 20th century, seeing what started around 1939. And 2039 is only 13 years away.

>>97875244
That's really cool.
It's good to see when Tsons lean more into the egyptian theming.

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>>97875244
way ahead of you
https://www.ebay.com/itm/267629875288

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>>97875241
Emperor built a Webway gate to piece into the Webway tunnel leading to Terra. Goal was to take it over and free humanity from the use of the Warp. When Magnus got visions of Horus turning on the Emperor, he used dark rituals to get a message to the Emperor. This collapsed the Webway tunnel, turning the gate into a hole into the Warp.

>>97875241
Magnus did an oopsy and tore a hole into the Webway sections the Emperor was secretly building, so humanity wouldn't be solely reliant on Warp travel.
The main portal for the whole thing was built/or either already had existed on Terra for millions of years.

>>97875241
the chair is built on a backdoor to the webway, said section of the webway was under careful construction, but magnus tripped into it when he astrally projected to talk to daddy, so now the section of the webway is flooded by demons and if the throne isn't actively plugging the hole with its psychic might then that flood of demons will spill onto earth

>>97875256
Kek

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>>97875230
Venezuela has that no?

>>97875155
Vallejo cones from Peru though...

>>97875223
DaoT superweapon called the Sampson Option which destroys several key planets in the galaxy, even allied ones.

>>97875285
>even allied ones.
Why?

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>>97875148
But do the Vikings embezzle as much?

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>>97875305

>>97875310
There are 5.56 FALs?

>>97875278
We’re of course discussing promethium from the planet Veniz!
Promethium begins as crude oil which is then refined into promethium proper which is used to execute the Emperor’s will. However, not all oil is made equal, and some oil is “sweet” which has low impurities and is easier to refine into promethium, or “sour” which has high impurities and is harder to refine. Veniz has a lot of sour oil while the Eastern Fringe has lots of sweet oil, so its far more preferable to take oil from the Eastern Fringe than Veniz.

>>97875310
They raided monasteries and sold christians as slaves. Don't know if that counts

>>97875315
The FN CAL was a failure. They tried but it didn't make any waves.

>>97875256
I love this. there should be more egyptian themed factions, where are my non-chaos aligned egypt marines?

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>>97875338

>>97875155
vallejo is made in new mexico though.

>>97875341
I love russian time travel isekai covers

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>>>/k/65065499
>>>closer to bolters erryday

>>97875244
The deity legions are a long line of missed opportunities for shit like this.

>>97875352
We already have XM25s

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okay so EC DO have a rule for Rhinos and Land Raiders to use DIRGE CASTERS in crusade

>>97875322
Interesting, I thought it was just segmentum solar that had the good sweet promethium and the eastern fringe had middling tasting stuff, but a lot of it. But I've also heard places that solar forge worlds are specifically built to handle the sour sludge promethium.
Something I do hope of all this hubub is the imperium taking a serious look at moving towards other STC patterns that don't rely on promethium

Guys stop buying defilers they aren’t that cool anyways besides I really need one

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>>97875352
This timeline, man

>>97875362
If that is AI then it is probably wrong.
If it is from a wiki is highly likely to be wrong because some people sneak in false fluff to troll or make their stuff canon.
Maybe there has been an incident where GW thought false fluff was real and referenced it.
Maybe.

>>97875362
Crusade still exists?

>>97875349
>Spain isn't a country anymore
That's big talk coming from Isn'treals puppet state, where the demographics are the same but even worse.

>>97874364
base size creep means you need 1 foot of empty space to actually fit 2k point of models on a board

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>>97875378
This doesn't feel right with actual Warhammer 40k stuff being seen in an actual warzone.
I mean I know about both sides calling each other "orks." But this is bigger than that.
This feels like a bigger level than those Harry Potter political analogies a while back.
I think. This might be something totally different.

>>97875352
>the sidearm talk
Wouldn't this be the exact role for a smg or pdw?

>>97875360
That was cancelled almost a decade ago.

>>97875155
>stock up on Vallejo
I'm now worried about AK and AMMO stuff because they're from Spain.
I'm Canadian so a colony of the USA so I think things are gonna be negatively affected.
Should I be worried about finding out my favourite brand paint I worship like a Disney adult will be always out of stock so I can't paint my Warhammer models?

>>97875379
https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/387115-being-a-thread-on-the-emperors-children-sonic-dreadnought/

>mfw real life armies make the worst of imperial Administratum incompetence and planetary governor incompetence look tame

>>97875405
>waa waa waa cope sneed
Blow it out your ass.

>>97875407
>Bolter and chainsword
I should have known better.
Sorry anons.
What are the communities of old school web forums like?
Dakkadakka?
BolterandChainsword?
Warseer?
The Warhammer subreddits?

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>>97875396
Man, imagine soldiers using pop-culture references in a battlefield...