>>217663454
>HRW I pull out the cum jar

>>217663454
Is that JCon?

>>217663479
I was just going to post “first”
Anyways, second

>>217663491
Sadly, it appears to be.

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Is disaster /hor/?

>>217663497
Grim.
>>217663491
I don’t think so.
>>217663542
Yeah

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Horror movies with controversial scenes?

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My kinda thread. Post /hor/fus acting scared and pathetic.

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>trauma edition
217663742
Harper after getting a lesson from her husband

Pretty mixed opinions on the new Silent Hill movie

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>>217663742

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Post hidden.

>>217663857
Cuck

>>217663694
I don’t know. The son fucking the mom at gunpoint in Trauma?

>>217663857
Pissman made this thread. Just look at the OP filename + made it improperly like the Conjuring edition. No spam guide either. Like clockwork, he will also seethe at someone pointing out the obvious.
I strongly suggest someone bake an actual /hor/ thread instead of letting the schizo jeet believe he runs the show.

>>217664059
We don’t need a spam guide.

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Was this traumatic?
>>217664059
/hor/ isn’t run by anyone..

>>217664059
The spam guide is a joke that wore out its welcome

>>217664283
Exactly. It was made by a few anons who cannot stand newcomers coming in.

>>217664059
> I strongly suggest someone bake an actual /hor/ thread instead of letting the schizo jeet believe he runs the show.
Take your meds unc

>>217664059
Who cares who made it? Stop circlejerking and trying to form an in group. Faggot.

>Like clockwork, he will also seethe at someone pointing out the obvious.

>>217664377
Why are you discussing other anons instead of movies? lol
Anyways, what should I watch tonight?

Bumped

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>>217658547
No im not, funny that you mentioned butterfly kisses, i rewatched it right after shelbyoaks, what a fucking dogshit movie cuckman made.
The movie i was talking about is not any of the well known ones, at this point i don’t even know if its real movie or i just dreamt it.

>>217665190
Shelby Oaks was so good, bro.
Man Finds Tape was awesome too, especially if you saw Wormtown first.

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>>217663454
Behold the greatest portrayal of trauma this decade

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>>217665345

>>217665356
Okay, this does look traumatizing

I realized I watched way too much phenomena and /hor/ in my den over the years that when I put on cable during vacation and top gun maverick was on i forgot jconn was a normie actor whos hella big

>>217665396
Jcon is nothing

>>217663856
the smile movies were ok, but goddamn the looks of both the main girls at the end when they're absolutely broken right before being killed is so fucking kino

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#traumatized
#midsommar
#whitepride

>>217665415
> the looks of both the main girls at the end when they're absolutely broken right before being killed is so fucking kino
Might have to watch both films again desu.

>>217665415
> the smile movies were ok
Smile 2 was near perfect.
1 was a surprise hit.
>ok
lol

>>217665479
fair, Smile 2 was really good. I thought the main actress carried the film though

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>>217665385
She is an amazing actress yes.

>>217665479
Smile 2 is a high contender for top 10 horror of all time and I've seen a LOT of horror movies.

>>217665543
what's your top 3?

>>217665555
Friday 3
ROTLD
Smile 2

>>217665543
Possibly, the movie was such a perfect trip.
>>217665555
>Smile 2
>Terrifier 3
>28 Years Later

>>217665570
>rotld
That isn’t even horror.

>>217665564
>>217665570
Shit I can't count. Add Shining and Silip up there.

>>217665591
>>217665570
Banned movie btw.

>>217665598
And if Silip doesn't count Alucarda.

>>217663694
the girl next door (2007)

>>217665555
1. The Thing
2. Vampyr
3. Smile

Banned movies on /hor/
> Terrifier 2&3
>Megan 2.0
> Terrifier 4
>Night of the Living Dead
>Bring Her Back
> Talk to Me
> Midsommar
> Army of Darkness
> It Follows
>Babadook
>28 Weeks Later
>Phenomena
> Abigail
> Hereditary
>Sinners
>Henry
>Barbarian
>Gremlins
>Gremlins 2
>Day of the Dead
>Dawn of the Dead
>Night of the Living Dead (1990)
>The Return of the Living Dead
>Return of the Living Dead Part II
>Return of the Living Dead 3 (1993)
>A Nightmare on Elm Street series
>Leprechaun series
>The Fly (1986)
>Nope
>Angst
>Oddity
>Lair of the White Worm
>Night of the Demons 2
>VHS series during the month of October
>feminist horror is also banned**
>the entire animation genre is also banned*

My top 5
>The Conjuring
>The Conjuring 2
>Insidious 1
>Insidious 2
>Dead Silence

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>>217663454
I'm 39 and this is the look the only girlfriend I ever had gave me when she found the Tickling folder. Never even got to touch her feet.

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>>217665570
>>217665574
>>217665617
>>217665695
Where is Lowlifes?

>>217665695
These movies defined the 2000s, 2010s and 2020s.
Bravo, senor Wan. Tremendous achievement.

>>217665695
Reddit horror.

>>217665695
Such perfect films.
Outside your list I would also add
>Sinister
>Smile 1
>Smile 2

>>217665786
These movies were all pre-reddit, zoomer.

>>217665714
What was her face when she saw your cuck folder?

>>217665828
Dead Silence came out in 2007 and Reddit started in 2005. The other movies are all from the 2010s onward.

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>>217665852

>>217665909
He meant “redditurd culture” but you already knew that.

>>217665943
No, that's what I claimed in my first post. Just wanted to show how much of an idiot you are in all respects. :)

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Lets traumatize the viewer

idiot he is*

>>217666014
Looks like Amanda Fix>>217665524

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Daaahhh I like Suspiriaaa...

>>217666091
>t. harperfag

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>my..youth..is…le….gone…..

>>217665555
Blair Witch Project
Bring Her Back
Alien
Honorable mention to Rosemarys Baby

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>>217666066
Faceblind cuck

>>217666173
Honestly, how do you age that poorly?

>>217666211
Don’t give a fuck about your diet, fitness levels and body composition and you will fall apart by 35ish. Throw in 40 hour work weeks and it’s over. Aging hits girls harder though and this has been proven by science. Their bodies don’t recover as well as men and signs of aging start showing at 19 whereas it starts at 40 for men.

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>>217666173
>hfw 30

>>217666180
Go back

>>217665261
it was good for the first 25 or so minutes after that it’s just very funny slop, ending was hilarious tho.
Have not seen wormtown, gonna watch it tonight.

>>217666604
> it was good for the first 25 or so minutes after that it’s just very funny slop, ending was hilarious tho
When did hating on good movies become a past time or identity for people?

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I just watched this. What did I think of it?

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Almost that time of the year to rewatch the greatest early 80s slasher

>>217666180
> Bring Her Back
You can go back.

>>217666643
LOL

>>217666619
it dose not go this deep, i was on a ff binge shelbyoks come after rec, as above so below, poughkeepsie, strange harvest, leaving dc.

>>217666180
> Bring Her Back
You can go back with her

>>217666696
Shelby Oaks was good though.

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>>217666633
You MUST be joking...

Its time to admit even cheap crtically panned found footage movoes are scarier than well made critically acclaimed horror movies that arent found footage.
What are yout favourites?

>>217666913
You mean like non mainstream FF movies? There hasn’t been any since Paranormal Activity

>>217666913
Hell House is obviously very prominent.

>>217666875
I haven’t seen yet. Added.

>>217666819
the first 25 minutes

>>217665695
Conjuring is unironically great

Check it

>>217666666
>>217666666
>>217666666

I watch scary movies with all the lights on and youtube shorts on my second monitor

>>217667453
Yeah obviously. It spawned a whole universe. Very successful.

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Incision looks interesting and its on tubi. im going in

>>217668036
Is that the one about the mentally ill girl?

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Trauma edishon

This has been the best edition of the last 6 months at least.

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>>217668603

Trauma edition. lol.
This means waifufags can post whatever they want?

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>>217668691
Yes.

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Was he traumatized?

>>217666413
>>217666643
>>217666720
It appears my superiority has caused some controversy

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Just finished. I don't know anything about this game or about Markiplier and I had no idea what was going on and I was bored to death. This shit is over two hours and it's all just a guy sitting in a submarine. I didn't realize directed by Markiplier was also going to mean starring only Markiplier and staring at his shitty face for 124 minutes. There are other characters but they're just voices on an intercom. This becomes a REAL big problem when at the climax he decides to make all the dialogue unintelligible and apparently also very important. The idea of a blood ocean with monsters in it is very cool but all the movie is is him puttering around in his sub whining and moping. And that "most blood ever used for a movie" bullshit? He's in a submarine in a blood ocean, what the fuck do you think happens to warrant that? It's blindingly obvious. I really fucking hated this but I have a feeling some of you are going to love it. I think you HAVE to know the game for it to make sense, they make explicit reference to all kind of lore that they don't bother even trying to explain at all. This is the opposite of how you make a movie, I hated everything about it.

>>217669366
It is just him for two hours? lmao

more like iron dung

>>217669366
>I don't know anything about this game or about Markiplier and I had no idea what was going on
Why do retards keep posting here saying they have no idea about a game a movie is based on then acting like their opinion is at all relevant?

>>217669399
This is a board about movies.

>>217669406
Yes, and if you watch a movie based on a game and have never played said game, your opinion is irrelevant.

>>217669366
> think you HAVE to know the game for it to make sense, they make explicit reference to all kind of lore that they don't bother even trying to explain at all. This is the opposite of how you make a movie,
I have no problem with this

>>217669438
That's the stupidest thing you've ever said.

>>217669456
I can assure you I've said worse.

>>217664059
>will also seethe at someone pointing out the obvious
nostrodamus, and then he shits the bed in typical OCD style

>>217669507
Discuss movies.

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>>217664059
>literally doing the meme

>>217669366
Thanks anon. I'll wait for vod.

>>217669555
kek

>>217665646
thanks for the recommendations

>>217669555
It's a meme for a reason.
Generals always attract one or more severely mentally ill users. And it's intolerable to a normal person not to say it. Even a brand new user will be like, "hey am I the only one noticing the freak shitting in the corner shouting a catchphrase??"

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This one was good.

>>217669887
/vg/ was completely ruined by that shit. Every single thread is just cliques and people who make being a recognizable user on an anonymous forum their entire identity.

>>217669918
Exactly. I treat every post as a post from an anonymous person. I am not some faggot.

>>217669918
Brvtal, given that's a board for both generals and videogames I imagine it's the epicenter of autism. At least the other boards I browse have poopdicks that that's are topic.

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Just put this on.

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>>217668036
It's good anon, enjoy

>>217669991
That girl isn't very sexy.

>get told to watch 28 Years Later to prep for the new one
>it's garbage
>there's barely any zombies
>just some dude hanging dong
>the ending has some kung fu parkour people in wigs and tracksuits come out of nowhere
Please tell me the new one isn't this bad.

>>217669887
The anon shouting “pissman” in every general is such a nuisance. >>217664059

>>217670034
Good news! The dongmonster and parkour lads are now the main characters!

>>217669399
It's an interesting question. Should you have to have context for a film?
I watched a film called "The Childhood of a Leader" once, tagged as horror/mystery. I would describe it as "An annoying as fuck kid is growing up in the early 20th century, and occasionally there is ominous music. And then at the end there's a scene of a hitler like guy".
In hindsight, you were supposed to watch the film analyzing every part of the kid to see how his upbringing made him a fascist dictator. But I just saw him as an annoying kid and literally fucking nothing happening.

>>217670052
Lol. Gay af.

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>>217670047
after 2+ years of this, people either hide his posts or you call him a fag. not much more to it.

>>217670052
Come the fuck on.
Are people just pretending to like this shit because they want to support the director of the original or am I this out of touch with the horror audience?

>>217670110
Well it's a tremendous flop so I don't think too many people like it

>>217670110
The cinematography of the first one was pretty unique, audiences are ultimately addicted to newness. Haven't seen the followup.

>>217670122
I saw the first one in theaters, worth the spectacle but I can understand why people don't feel like seconds.

>>217670094
Horror fans are retarded. I assume the anon who made that image is mentally ill also.

>>217670094
Hippopotamus was good though. What a fag.

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>>217663454

>>217670094
True, though the other option is just leaving which has become more popular.

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Trauma

The more time I spend in /hor/ the more I'm beginning to suspect it's just me and one other poster.

>>217670338
I am here to discuss horror.

>>217670394
True /hor/ experience. Just you and your thoughts.

>>217666632
you thought it could have had a better ending.
>>217666633
the prowler?

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>>217666633
I got it at Walmart last year. I think they have it this year too.

>>217666875
kek you had the same thought. they have a similar shattered idyllic american ambience to them. I like them both but Prowler edges them out.

>>217670449
if you can believe it, there's another reboot coming from Blumhouse.

>>217670394
Just you and harperbro, fren.

>>217670470
Oh dear. From Blumhouse, I can believe it.

>>217670493
Blumhouse has become like a corporate IP raider. They're gonna make the new Saw, Exorcist, Mummy, and Paranormal Activity.

>>217670394
You're the only real person, the rest of us are bots designed by the CIA to monitor and learn your behaviour patterns.

>>217670572
You joke, but I know that the boutique dvd companies monitor my letterboxd profile to decide on releases

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>>217670473
TromA

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>“I want this to be the craziest film I’ve ever made,” Roth states. “I mean, I want to outdo Hostel and Green Inferno and Cabin Fever in terms of bat shit crazy. And we just shot it. I’m in post on it now. No release date yet, but thinking maybe late summer. But it’s totally insane.”
Do you trust this man? It stars Ari Millen of Orphan Black. I thought that was the thing that Amanda Fix starred in, but turns out that was some offshoot.

>>217670626
I ain’t hyped

>>217670626
This fratbro has never made a good movie

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>hfw coping with trauma

>>217670626
He's remaking Ice Cream Man? Will Clint Howard cameo?

>>217670690
Nah it's a new concept, same name.

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Two future kinos incoming
>Ana de Armas to Star in Psychological Thriller ‘Sweat’ from ‘I Care a Lot’ Director J Blakeson
>Ana de Armas is set to star in Sweat, an English-language remake of Magnus von Horn‘s 2020 Polish film of the same name, Variety reports.
>De Armas stars as ambitious fitness influencer Emma Kent, who dreams of matching the success of her idol, social media superstar Kat Highbrook.
>When an encounter with Kat goes horribly wrong, Emma’s carefully curated world begins to collapse. She is forced into a dangerous arrangement with Trent, an obsessive fan, whose unhinged devotion pushes Emma to choose how far she’s willing to go for fame.

>Julia Garner Joins Charlize Theron In Thriller ‘Tyrant’ From Director David Weil And Amazon MGM Studios
>Plot details are vague other than Tyrant is said to have shades of Wall Street and Whiplash set in NYC’s high-end culinary world

>>217670778
Every one of those actresses are way past their prime.

>>217670778
>Tyrant is said to have shades of Wall Street and Whiplash set in NYC’s high-end culinary world
We're getting ripoffs of The Menu already? It only came out like three years ago.

>>217670778
I like garner as a 3rd grade teacher in weapons

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>>217670778
you call that bait news, this is bait news
>Mckenna Grace stars in "Slanted", about a Chinese girl who undergoes a proceedure to become white
>“Slanted offers a searing and unapologetically satirical view of race and what it is to be white,” said Wang. “At the heart of this movie is a Chinese girl who just wants to feel accepted as an American.” She continues, “This is a deeply personal film that digs into your insecurities and exposes the twisted realities of a fractured identity. I have made this movie in the hopes that by exposing my wounds as a Chinese Australian woman I can help others heal their own self-doubt.”
out March 13

>>217670961
wut

Horror =/= Gross Out

If you’re here to talk about Terrifier, take it to /grossout/

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Just finished My Little Sister
Watch it

are there any swedes here who understood the guys at the beginning of The Thing

>>217670977
I agree but you'll get faggots here seethe about it and purposefully post it now.

>>217669555
You have no idea how accurate this is. I had a guy here dub me NEGROPISSMAN, literally, because I accused him of being the sort of person to like interracial porn or something, I barely remember. I don’t come on /hor/ often but once every month or so I’d check in and see this guy still having a melty accusing people of being NEGROPISSMAN. It went on for over a year.

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>>217670893
Food horror is going to be the big thing for the next couple of years.

>>217671582
Oh sweet, it's the new creation from the twisted mind of Jordan Peele.

>>217663491
Just checked; no

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>>217671582

>>217671582
Midsommar 2

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The Machine Girl was revenge kino, thanks to the anon who mentioned Noboru Iguchi recently.
Only downside was there was more than one "Battling Seizure Robots" scene I could barely look at the screen.

>>217672144
You're in luck, the Sushi Typhoon guys made a ton of stuff and it's generally all good

>>217671582
>white people having fun?!
>t-this is a threat to our democracy!

>>217666949
Lol what??

Ass 2 ass jenny

Terrifier trilogy is kino.

>>217672187
Sweet, looking at the films on the wiki page there's a bunch I haven't heard of.

>>217673271
Shit, I didn't realize Miike was considered one of them, I don't think he ever made anything for them. Him by himself is like 200 movies, lol

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Just finished. Entertaining Taiwanese ghost comedy, similar look and tone to Humanist Vampire but much more comedic. Cute dead girl thinks she's being forgotten by her family and is forced to move into professional scaring in order to keep herself from fading into nonexistence. It's really a parody of celeb culture but there's lots of bloody slapstick. Pacing is great, cool concepts, pretty girls. Not much I didn't like about it.

>>217670626
>The guy who is making a new movie says his new movie will be amazing and everyone should watch it
...

>>217672694
but it's not a trilogy

After being sick for 4 days and not on the internet, 4chan sucks ass, coming back to it. Even /hor/ is pretty shit and not worth browsing. It all boils down to this site being 90%+ bots, spam, government agencies/contractors, corporate shills or shills in general, and absolute retarded users.

>>217675416
it is known

>>217663972
Wait what?

>>217673655
unironically one of the best I watched last year

>>217663491
No.

God, I love Hellraiser 2

>>217676255
I hate Hellraiser 2 because of how it treats Pinhead's Gash.

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Arrow just announced a 4k of The Eye.
Any good?

>>217676313
It's a 5.5/10. There are better Asian supernatural movies, but it's worth at least a watch. Skip the sequels, they're below average and a bore mostly.

Rarely posting anymore, but here's what I'm watching tomorrow morning:

>fuji_jukai.mov
>The Yellow Taboo
>Crabs!

>>217676306
>how it treats Pinhead's Gash
What?

>>217676843
Channard just offs them like they're nothing.
Or is the the Gash part you're confused about?

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Am I the only one that saw this? I’m not a movie guy that knows all the directors and studios, but I guess this movie had a wild ride to get the theaters. But it was pretty good and I haven’t seen it posted anywhere since.

>>217677100
>Markiplier's Iron Lung is making more in its presales than Shelby Oaks made in its whole run
No one talks about it because no one watched it.

>>217677100
Saw it on November 18th and I liked it.

>>217669887
Probably the only other sane post ITT.

>James Wan and Leigh Whannell admit they love homoerotic ‘SAW’ fan fiction during a Q&A at Sundance.
>“We do love the fan fiction version, it’s fantastic... I’ve been waiting 20 years for the fan fiction to come out of Saw that would be the next 50 Shades.”
bvsed!

>>217670094
This too.

idk if borgonia was a horror but im still pissed off

>>217672694
For all the pearlclutching about the violence, I find them strangely spiritual and life affirming. An angel chains up a demon to forge Sienna's blade. Angelic forces prevent her from being possessed and give her the power to slay a demon.

>>217677988
(Samefag) T4 is going to be about God giving her the power to end it for all time.

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>>217677931
should've watched the original instead

If anyone wants an interesting podcast from horror filmmakers, I'd recommend Darren and Josh Make A Movie. I'm shilling for them and I know it's gonna seem like I'm either Darren or Josh himself shilling this, I promise I'm not, but if you're interested in film making, especially horror film making, it's a really interesting podcast. They're mostly famous for directing / writing various Saw sequels but they have a lot of interesting stories about the kind of shit that goes on during production and on the business side. They've also talked very candidly without sugar coating some of the trials and issues they had when making movies and doing the horror con circuit, it's some really fascinating stuff.

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Everything I watch ends up sucking.
I don't even remember what I've seen in the last 4 months because it's all so unremarkable.

>>217678021
i doubt the performances are going to be better than my wife emma's
does the director piss all over everything?

>>217675535
A woman is tied up and gang raped for hours. Then the son is forced to fuck her by the dad too. Then while fucking her, the dad blows her brains out and the son has to keep fucking the body.

>>217677931
borgeronia

>>217679075
Trauma edition fr

>>217675535
Here>>217669893

>>217677454
Wife and I saw it on Halloween on a whim and had a pretty good time. I don’t see many horror movies in theaters so I had a pretty good time

>>217677100
Very good film, we love it here on /hor/

>>217679190
No we don't, Chris.

>>217678876
Watch Necronomicon (1993).

>>217679158
>wife
Get a load of this attractive sex haver

>>217679158
> Wife and I saw it on Halloween on a whim and had a pretty good time. I don’t see many horror movies in theaters so I had a pretty good time
Same here but my wife really enjoyed Sinners and went to see it a few more times without me.

>>217679271
Kek, my wife just watched that for the second time last night.

>>217679158
>>217679271
Fuck you both. Also: I’m a sad, lonely, middle aged burn out and would like to know what their respective bra sizes are?

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>>217679259
Wrong on both accounts

>>217679329
Pretty small. But she has a good butt and dynamite legs.

>>217679315
My wife loves the main actor in Sinners. I don’t know what she sees in him.

>>217679340
More attractive than me. I'm a wizard + 8. If I was the last guy on Earth, all women would become lesbians.

Trauma's still one of my favourite Argentos, and i don't care you think that's wrong

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>>217679399
Good luck Merlin

>>217679329
>I’m a sad, lonely, middle aged burn out
This is pretty much most men married or not

>>217672190
>white supremacists begging other white people to do something about being replaced
>they throw raw milk parties and shit their brains out while getting hospitalized

>>217679517
Nah I’m divorced and it’s awesome

>>217679362
Are you allowed to tease her about the little tits? Also, to ensure I’m on topic and not banned: I like…the Scream series. Or something.

>>217679639
No, I am a cuck beta male provider. I cannot do that.

>>217679639
Nah I’m not a dick. Though I may drop a few jokes on her being short and/or Latina.

>>217679639
>>217679639
You need leverage for that lol. My friends dad makes 500k+ a year and he can say whatever he wants cause she only makes 60k.

>>217679831
>short Latina
that's all you had to say
of course you don't make fun of her for being the head of the itty bitty titty committee
she'd stab your ass

>>217679831
Haha, ok that’s quite cute!

>>217679919
Hahah, based dad. I bet she can take a joke though

>>217680084
Wives can take anything, you just need leverage. And it isn’t sexism. Wives before they lost their looks used their looks as leverage.
What was that Stephen King tv show with Pierce Brosnan about marriage?

>>217680118
95% of it is the same person spamming (NPM) but god forbid somebody point that out.

>>217680118
Your post just derailed the thread.

>>217680204
You sound like a deeply unpleasant person but sure! Go, you.

>>217680247
>NPM
Neil Patrick Marris

>>217680247
> 95% of it is the same person spamming (NPM) but god forbid somebody point that out
MUH NPM

>>217680338
I just know power.
Look at how young 18 year old girls act.
Obnoxious and carefree. Endless amount of men at the buffet for them. I am just the male version of that.
Look at what girls do in dubai in the presence of ultra wealthy men.
You have no issue with girls playing their hand but the moment a man had leverage/ power, suddenly he is le bad man.

>>217679520
What is a white supremacist?

>>217680118
Your post just interrupted a movie discussion

>>217680396
> You have no issue with girls playing their hand but the moment a man had leverage/ power, suddenly he is le bad man.
Most men have no leverage at all in life so it is crabs in a bucket for them.

>>217680725
Idk, that guy with the sunglasses in that movie that went
>what mind of American are you?

>>217680396
You shouldn’t be thinking about having leverage over your partner. That’s just toxic and shitty. Your partner shouldn’t be an adversary, ever.

>>217673655
>>217675680
It's not a good horror, but it is a good film. Deftly makes you care about all the characters by the end which is a magic trick that the majority of mainstream films can't pull off. Cute lead helps a lot.

>>217680048
I love the firey spirit of Latinas. Most men can’t handle it, but they forget that along with the negative emotions, they also go 10x with positive emotions too. So if you are a solid partner and be a good masculine figure for her, she’ll shower you with insane love. Not clingy, just a ton of affection.

>>217676443
>fuji_jukai.mov
Google says this was made in 2016, is it only just getting a release now?

>>217680396
I was having a fun chat with anons about their wife’s tits and you’re spouting off some drivel. Weird how Don Juan over here is spending his leverage points talking crap on 4chan. Anyway, I’m going to ignore you now.

>>217680204
Wives can take jokes when you make them feel secure. Women are very prone to insecurity, so as a partner it’s important to fill them with confidence and compliments. THEN you can occasionally roast them. None of that leverage garbage. You’re watching too many alpha male training camp seminars.

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Is /hor/ watching The Beauty?

>>217680897
Seems like it. No previous releases listed on AvistaZ.

>>217680950
> You’re watching too many alpha male training camp seminars.
Friend’s dad lives in a mini mansion that only 2% of Americans can afford so different mentality.
>>217680907
> Weird how Don Juan over here is spending his leverage points talking crap on 4chan.
Elon Musk has time to shitpost on twitter
>>217680892
Nothing that money cannot buy.
>>217680839
> toxic
>>217680790
Civil War

I’m watching Flesh Mall and it’s really not the surreal body horror /Tv/ led me to believe. It does make me want to smash parkour faggots in the knees and end their career for good

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Have you guys watched any of these? Mt wife and I enjoyed them a lot, except for midnight club. They’re very “Netflix-y” but they make some pretty great horror sets and subtle scares. I also like the mini series model for shows. Enough time to flesh out characters, but not too bloated it drags on multiple seasons.

>>217680989
nah
not counting anthology type series like Twilight Zone or Tales from the Crypt, the only horror series I've watched is a few seasons of American Horror Story

>>217680892
What about “latinas law?”

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>>217681009
Kek either troll or brown. Go back to /pol Paco

>>217663454
>>217663521
>implying you absolute faggots wouldn't
She looks fucking stellar for her age

>>217681058
The Beauty is from Ryan Murphy, same showrunner as AHS. It's surprisingly good so far. The comic it's based on was terrible.

>>217681009
Ok.jpg
>217680950
stop replying to this faggot
>217680907
stop replying to this faggot
>217680892
stop replying to this faggot
>217680839
stop replying to this faggot
>217680790
stop replying to this faggot

>>217681071
That’s only true for Mexicans. She from a South American country. Over there is legit. 90% are very pale, healthy, fairly conservative and religious, and dot succumb to trashy behavior. Mexicans give Latinos an as name.

>>217681082
He's both. He's also gay.

>>217681100
oh? might look into it then
what's the deal with it?

>>217681082
Nothing said there is wrong. There isn’t money cannot buy from a girl. And if you are not ugly, she isn’t really getting a bad deal too.
>>217681094
No, I look fucking stellar for my age. I got my passport photo taken a few months ago and I compared the new and old and I look stellar. Not even joking.
No girl my age or older, looks better than me.
>>217681082
>troll
Your poor

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Bleh

>The Knock Knock Man
>The Bye Bye Man
>The R.I.P. Man
>The Wolf Man
>The Tall Man
>The Boogeyman
>The Empty Man
>The Gingerbread Man
>The Invisible Man
>The Wicker Man
Can someone make a chart with this theme? The [insert something] Man

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>>217681175
Holy esl, brown confirmed

>>217681052
Only Midnight Mass is good. The rest are womeme’s horror shows.

>>217681196
>empty man
Pretty good movie, haven’t heard anyone lose talk about it. Also bomb nude scene
>boogyman
Got trashed online but was actually very good.

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>>217681196
if you saw that other thread, I made this

>>217681199
Hill house was really good, but I can see why you’d say it caters to girl audiences.

>>217681190
>I vahn too suck yor buuuuush

>>217681052
I watched the two The Haunting shows. I recall that I enjoyed Hill House much more than Bly Manor. I could go for a miniseries, I may have to look these up. I watched Scream Queens because I've not fuck all else to do while the ice melts.

>>217681152
"The Beauty" is a sexually transmitted disease which causes people to become extremely youthful and attractive versions of themselves for two years, then they overheat and explode (lol). The two main characters are FBI agents played by Evan Peters and Rebecca Hall who are investigating what is causing people to explode. The villain is played by Ashton Kutcher, who is a billionaire tech bro who had the virus developed in the first place. There's a subplot where he employs an assassin to kill people who have caught the beauty from a lab leak, and the assassin tracks down a fat black incel who has caught the virus and decides to take him under his wing as a killer protege.

The source material had shitty art, and it totally abandoned the concept of the Beauty as a plot device. It is just an extremely generic spy thriller. It seems that the show will be exploring the concept more. Murphy has said that it's a commentary on ozempic and plastic surgery culture. So it is thematically quite similar to The Substance and Death Becomes Her.

>>217681196
The Sandman (2017)

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>>217681175
> No, I look fucking stellar for my age.
t. Pic related

because op has down syndrome, for future reference the previous thread was
>>217629948

>>217681260
Bly Manor was the messy and weird one. It changed plots like 3 times. House of usher is a bit more rated R, lots of gore porn. Midnight mass is really good and fairly scary.

>>217681260
sounds like one of those "would you press the button" scenarios
>you become the hottest person alive... but you explode after two years

>>217681175
I'm 35 and I still get carded when I shave. And I've been a smoker for like 20 years. Full head of hair too. Some of us are just lucky I guess.

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>>217681347

>>217681339
They released the first three episodes all at once last week, and the fourth came out this week. It's worth checking out the first one to see if it's up your alley.

>>217681365
quit hatin

>>217681347
And I have been into fitness, health and nutrition for over a decade and I have never held a full time job for more than 4 months or worked more than 3 days a week for long. And I haven’t worked in more than 4 years. So tell me how good we look lol. So many coper itt.

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Here’s a random recommendation.
>it’s what’s inside
Brief no spoiler summary, classic party with old friends in a big mansion horror movie. One dude is an advance tech bro and brings a device that allows the group to all switch bodies randomly, then switch back. This causes some conflict and some murders go down. Very fun movie and a bit creepy. Deserves more attention

>>217681433
idk what you look like

I have a question, I think you guys mentioned a new asian horror movie, probably japanese, could be korean. The cover was red and white and I believe it had something to do with a lake, sea or river. Thanks.

>>217681347
>>217681433
I meant, I have only worked 2 5-day weeks twice in my life lol.

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>>217681433

>>217681459
everyone knows what he looks like: >>217670094

>>217681471
based

>>217681494
KEK he’s even replying to himself

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>>217681465

>>217681052
>haunting of hill house
Good
>midnight club
Have not seen it
>midnight mass
Hated it because the actors just monologue at each other in an overly emotional slop way. Peak reddit propaganda to turn people more emotional and victims. Terrible writing. Interesting premise but it drags and is poorly executed.

>>217669366
Cant wait to watch the new worst film ever

>>217681233
Which _ cop was the best?

>>217681593
damn you were fast, this is it, thank you very much

>>217681233
Robocop for sure. but second place? i'd say Scanner Cop.

>>217681629
>Cant wait to watch the new worst film ever
I know nothing about it and I already know there's zero chance anything this year beats A Teenage Tragedy or the 2024 worst movie in Crispy.

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>>217681593
>Kinki Region
That's what I call my genitals.

I'll bake

new bread
>>217681837
>>217681837
>>217681837
>>217681837
>>217681837

Going out official

I'll try again to watch Lost highway, I couldn't see more than 30 minutes the last time, bit slow for me.