blessed

I'm so tired. Was up last night fighting diarrhea and now my eyes are feeling heavy and tired. At least I got 2 movies in this morning.

>>217681837
Immediately an ugly op. Old too.

>>217681900
Get this man some pepto and a baconator

>>217681917
I took 6 chewable tablets and it just delayed it. Woke up 2.5 hours later after it wore off.
>baconator
I fucking love Wendy's burgers. I wish their fries weren't mid as fuck.

>>217681900
are you american?

>>217681914
Jennifer Jason Leigh was so hot in this

>>217681914
this is the exact moment this film won me over.

>>217681900
We warned you about the raw milk

> I meant, I have only worked 2 5-day weeks twice in my life lol.
Fuck, I meant I only worked 5 days a week for two weeks in my whole life.

>>217681900
based

>>217681837
Old
>>217681980
Old

Funny how the threads the anti-spammer makes are all old and ugly.

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>>217682009
I just updated my passport and I look younger than I was 10 years ago!

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>>217681980
>spreads her pod for you
lewd

>>217682003
I drink lactose-free milk because otherwise I get GI issues.
>>217681975
Yes
>>217682012
Not really. Doesn't happen often, but wrecks me when it does.

>>217682032
Ugly people like ugly movies.
I am having an online conversation with a brokie on youtube and he is so poor he thinks everything I say is a lie.

>>217682043
I'd stick my cord in her port iykwim

>>217682058
Great pull back shot.
I always thought Sam Neill was a short king but that made me check, he's like 6ft.

>>217682040
I didn’t say younger, I said same. Because I have had pretty much no work or stress the whole time. I have been into fitness and nutrition since age 21. If people can look 40 at 60 or 50..think about what 30 and 40 year olds with no job or stress can look like. 20 year olds can look like teens.

Anyone want to go see Stay Alive with me

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>>217682120

>>217682127
Does your theater show random older films?

>>217682127
What time

>>217682127
Girlboss movie, no thanks

>>217682175
No argument. I won.

>>217682229
>Girlboss movie
So?

>>217682229
girlboss genre

>>217682265
my seed penetrating nell tiger free's ovum

I'll try again to watch Lost highway, I couldn't see more than 30 minutes the last time, bit slow for me. Also Patricia Arquette is so punchable here with that soft voice.

>>217682342
No, your seed going into someone’s prostate.

>>217682373
Lost Highway is great. Have at it.

>>217682229
She looks so old in the trailer.

>>217682373
Don’t like Lynch movies. Just not my cup of tea

Gonna watch Prince of Darkness and maybe make an apple crisp

>>217682384
kek

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>>217682311
No it really isn’t. See picrel

>>217682527
Worth watching?

>>217682503
>>217682503
samefag, spamguide + you are gay

>>217682550
Yeah, we had a long discussion about this movie a few generals ago. Many girls don’t like this movie. Very “misogynistic”

>>217682373
Good film, you can see him gathering all the pieces together though they don't quite fit perfectly. He'd master the same spectacle in Mullholland Drive.

>>217682550
I enjoyed the movie. Always nice to see a movie where directors do what they want (no offscreen stuff) and no studio interference to maximize audience viewership.

>>217682401
Poor little fella

>>217682495
based and Cooper pilled
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-XAjEyrqOs

>>217682311
Giallo says no.

>>217682585
Not samefag. Stop trying to be le anti-spammer.

I can try to finish Twin Peaks season 2 I guess.

>>217682527
>horror movie showing men are pieces of shit
Thanks for the ez layup

>>217682384
Lmao ew. But funny. Imagine what the sperm is thinking.

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>>217682747
Cope.

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>Ugly people like ugly movies

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Do you think the new Faces of Death is going to be lit?

>>217682811
I'm not even sure what it's gonna be as a film. It makes no sense in the age of WPD. So no they'll probably flub it.

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>Ugly people like ugly movies

>>217682618
Nice, I'll check it out

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>>217682786
>doubles down posting Humanist Vampire

>>217682851
Check the posts from previous generals.
Movie does a good job when people bitch and moan.

>>217682798
Much better actress than the one in Suspiria.

>>217682401
Aw, he's smiling

>>217682913
I'm not normally big on torture porn or rape revenge, but the reviews are so polarized that I'm interested.

>>217682811
>directed by a jew
>written by 2 jews
I'm guessing it'll be extremely anti-white and anti-Christian

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>>217682931
Naomi mogs.

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>>217682798

These dudes are reeeeeeally stretching the definition of "horror movie"

https://bloody-disgusting.com/editorials/3931075/the-10-best-horror-movies-streaming-on-tubi-february-2026/

>>217683034
One of those rare movies where literally everyone is a terrible human being

>>217683059
News sites like these function on clicks. More clicks, more revenue. But there's only so much shit to write about horror, so they have to pad it out with increasingly thinner gruel.
Dread Central just got bought out by BD so they don't even need to compete.

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>>217682996
My crippled wife.

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in Friday the 13th part 5, why did Violet the goth girl react to Tommy Jarvis punching that other guy like that

>>217683130
Isn't she Indian?

>>217683233
Half.

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>>217681837
First time posting here,
How entry level is pic related? I saw it a few weeks ago after watching a video essay on my youtube feed about liminal horror and was very pleasently surprised; liked it how bizarre and nightmarish feels like.

Do you have some similar recommendations?

>>217683072
That's almost every movie after 2014.

>>217683254
The 70s was a great decade for horror. There's a ton of stuff to get into. I'd recommend Let's Scare Jessica to Death, a lesser-known film but one most here seem to like.

>>217683268
Babyduck syndrome anon found. I hope you get help for it, this is no way to live.

>>217682956
Females don’t like being reminded how easy it is to rape them non stop.

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About to watch Raimi's new flick

>>217682931
Yeah

>>217683304
Can't say I blame them.

>>217683305
Rachel McAdams needs to show 'em.

>>217683335
Two guys rape 4 girls in the movie and they can’t do anything about it. kek.
That apparently is not okay but beheading in movies are.

>>217683254
>How entry level is pic related?
#15
https://rateyourmusic.com/charts/top/film/all-time/g:zombie/separate:live,archival,soundtrack/

>>217683254
Excellent film. One thing that really stands out is how most of it is free from music, but then you get really striking musical cues during intense parts. Later on films like Possession and more would do something similar. Actually the whole film is quite subdued.
Some recs
>The Beyond
>Let Sleeping Corpses Lie (quite similar)
>Antropophagus (1981)

>>217682956
It is a good movie nonetheless. Shot very nicely and just good overall.
Also check out My Little Sister.

2026 will be my year of horror. i've been posting about dario argento movies where i watched a bunch of them this year, and last week i watched "midnight mass", and this weekend i'm going to watch mike flanagan's "the haunting of hill house" and i'm just going to dedicate this year to watching horror films because that's always been a genre i sort of wasn't interested in but now i'm going to focus on it and regularly post about horror movies in this general

>>217683359
She is like 50 and has no fitness regimen.

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>>217683427

>>217683427
You don't need to be actively watching horror movies to want a place to discuss horror movies. I watch very few of them outside of October but I always like to talk about the ones I've seen here

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>>217683376
>rape is worse than murder
Yes, this is literally your fault

>>217683427
I'm just starting up Midnight Mass myself.

>>217683459
this

>>217683459
>>217683567
>>217683427
Hello, newfags.
We have such sights to show you.

>>217683459
for sure, i've always been an occasional tangential horror watcher so i'd drop in this general once in a while, it's just been a neglected genre for me throughout my years of movie watching but i've watched so many movies in general that i'm just going to try and make this a movie where i watch all the horror classics

>>217683504
nice. for me the first episode was discombobulating because i found some of the acting quite bad, but i think they were just doing a lot of setting up in that first episode, and it gets better onwards; so don't let that first episode discourage you

>>217683459
I have only seen 80’s horror movies and I constantly mention them in here.

>>217683696
They've got a black girl in a wheelchair. I feel like I'm in the 90s.

>>217683648
MOMMY, A HELLRAISER REFERENCE!!!

>>217683696
nta but for me the CGI is what lets it down. Like there's pretty long waits for any action and when it comes it's disappointing.
I liked the idea of the plot though.

>>217681900
>eating out pajeeta gf's asshole
we warned you bro

>>217683728
Same. I don’t want anything outside the 80’s and I absolutely hate it when this general discusses anything outside the 80’s.

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>>217683861
>>217683728
The Duke approves

>>217683480
Total Foid Death
Love movies that show how feeble girls are.

>>217683807
I am fat.

>>217682659
>tfw Alice will never impale you with half a bike
This current apocalypse is overrated.

>>217683861
Seems to me like the 80s were oversaturated with slashers, which is fine if that's your thing, but I find them kind of boring.

>>217683924
John Wayne is a good bench mark for many things.
However, 80’s was already a decline for American culture.

>>217684015
The 60’s and 70’s were giallos.

>>217683789
to be honest it doesn't seem like a stephen king "i'm gonna scare the hell out of you" type movie and it's more a semi-autobiographic elements about growing up with christianity and being a recovering alcoholic on a small dying island with horror elements added on

it makes sense to me why people would think it boring if you're expecting a horror flick, i think it's closer to a genre deconstruction like "true blood" or "near dark"

>>217684080
I get what you're saying but even so, the hammy cgi deflates it. Salem's Lot was full of jumps, but simple practical effects and a guy going bleh! were more effective.

>>217681837
Stop posting the spam guide. You make us look retarded.

>skinwalker
>bones cracking
>loud squelching
Is there a more iconic trio?

>>217684237
not /hor/

Whoever convinced me to try watching Deadstream, great troll job, 10/10. Made it 30 minutes before I started skipping through till the end in about 2 minutes.

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>>217684331
Oh you're one of those.

>>217684237
Cool scene but it is not from a horror movie.

>>217684237
>Terminator 2
>horror
Pick one.

>>217684403
It's a horror scene

>>217684237
You make us look bad. Like we don’t know what horror movies are.

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>>217681914

Stop posting off topic webms

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>>217684553
SEX TO THE DEMONESS ALLEGRA GELLER

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>>217684568

>>217682398
>>217682463
>>217682641
It had some slow bits but I ended up enjoying it enough to finish it. I didn't expect it to be a paranormal true romance. I guess it's one of those movies that you need to rewatch to get it all. There were some body transformations that I wish we could've seen clearly, the camera was too shaky or blurry in those scenes.

>>217683254
Messiah of Evil and Lets Scare Jessica To Death double feature for weird and really well made 70s horror

>>217684403
>>217684331
>>217684505
its action/scifi/horror movie

>>217684745
Nice. There's probably more to piece together on a rewatch, but Lynch didn't create his films as riddles to perfectly "get" so you can just enjoy them for what you take.

>>217684745
Lynch's whole Hollywood trilogy is definitely made for repeat viewings. Mulholland Drive is my personal favorite of them, but Lost Highway has a stylish, haunting quality that I think the other two lack. It's a great film.

>>217684909
creepy scene, a lot of T1 plays out like a horror

>>217684909
Again, how did the Terminator know who she was at the club? He still had no visual reference.

>vlc doesn't want to open anymore
fuck these spooks

>>217685107
might have to kill the process. I've been using PotPlayer a bunch recently as it seems to deal with large files better. though not open source.

>>217682618
But misandry is ok. Need to take their votes away

>>217685107
I use mpv when vlc fails me. I'm on Fedora.

>>217685228
>doesn't even flinch
What kind of bullshit

>>217685228
lol clip the other scene from this movie

>>217685228
brutal film, so good
>>217685273
yeah needed another take

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Anyone got some real old school scifi/horror recs? Like 50s/60s stuff

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Is the new Scream going to this lit?

>>217685273
thats just the best acting kurt russell can do unfortunately

>>217685402
>Tarantula (1955)
>Gorgo (1961)
>Monster On The Campus (1958)
>Invasion Of The Body Snatchers (1956)
>Children Of The Damned (1964)
>The Thing From Another World (1951)
>The Beast From 20,000 Fathoms (1953)

>>217685402
The Innocents (1961)
Whatever Happened to Baby Jane (1962)

I rarely watch anything from before the 70s but I know those two are solid.

>>217685463
My nigga

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>>217685402
I get why it would have been influential, but between the ant massacres I thought it was lacking.
The Quatermass Experiment I liked. or grab a steele reserve and put on The Brain Eaters / Forbidden Planet.

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>>217685303
I better not.

>>217685480
>vodka
>box wine
>steelies
what a life

>>217685493
Where can I buy that knife? It cut through skull bone like it wasn't even there.

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>>217685402
i think this is one of the best movies ever made, i'm happy to see other anon post it

i also like:

the pit and the pendulum (1961)
carnival of souls (1962)
repulsion (1965)
seconds (1966)
wait until dark (1967)

>>217685598
As I am the other anon, it's one of my favorite movies of all-time, probably in the top 10. The "body snatcher" idea in it and other remakes/sort-of remakes, will always be terrifying.

>>217685598
true. Body Snatchers is just such a good plot. the 78 and 93 ones are kino too. I've yet to see the 2007 one.

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>>217685187
>But misandry is ok
You're literally the reason why

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watched picrel some days ago, it was amazing
can i get some recs for tonight

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>>217685493

>>217685402
The Projected Man
The Island of Terror
The Devil Bat
The Devil's Own/The Witches

>>217685741
>Mr. Vampire
>Junk Head
>Burial Ground

Midnight Mass has a great score

>>217683130
“Is that pussy a black neighborhood? Because I wanna shoot kids in it!”

>>217683161
You know she flicked the bean that night!

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IDW Dark is putting out a comic in the Smile franchise next month, called Smile for the Camera

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>>217685437
What is it with Ghost Face? My buddy wore it to a con and he was getting non stop attention.

>>217685732
And yet they support open borders.

>>217684859
Just action/ sci -fi

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>>217685732
Cope.

>>217686465
White women are one of the most consistent right-leaning voting blocs. All women are hypergamous, but not all of them are insane leftist misandrists.

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>>217681837
just watched this
I recommend it
it's a creative approach to zombie creatures

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>>217686465
So? If men stopped treating women like shit, then they wouldn't be crossing borders.

>>217686662
the director is making an adaption of Crossed for western audiences, which The Sadness is basically an adaption of.

>>217686774
neat

>>217686591
All females have an agenda to stifle men. It is in their interest.

>>217686591
You’re just a cuck so you don’t notice how girls collectively try to undermine men as a group.

>>217686716
We built the world.
If someone is living in my house as a guest, I can treat them however I want.

>>217686906
>>217686918
Women test men by instinct. It's their nature. It has been said many times before that feminism is a shit test that men at large have failed. I'm not saying that it's not destructive and obnoxious, but rather I'm saying that the kind of deranged views and behavior which seek to destroy men for no reason at all is not indicative of all women. There are many women who want a healthy pair-bonded relationship that lasts. It will never be like it was for our grandparents, but there are good women. They are still women, of course, but they're not all radfems.

>>217686975
I get what you are saying.
But a girls prime is 18-19 and if they don’t want a “healthy pair-bonded relationship that lasts” WHILE THEY ARE IN THEIR PRIME, then it doesn’t count.
Hitting age 24 and looking for that means they are looking for betabucks.

>>217687144
You're not wrong. I think there are some exceptions to even that but they have to be considered exceedingly rare. They are the born again types who seek out accountability and go for an extended period of celibacy by choice. Unicorns, basically. Women don't have incentives to go that route when they have men showering them with money, attention, and propositions. I don't mean to concern troll, but as I understand it, AWALT applies strictly to hypergamy and its associated behaviors. They are still human beings with individual personalities and proclivities, and to deny that reality is to deny oneself an opportunity to actually bag one of the rare good ones.

>>217681914
Jenifer Jason Leigh exudes more sex appeal than any woman I've ever seen. She can't even help it.

>>217687310
Shut up

>>217687281
Attractive girls lose their virginity as early as possible.

>>217687468
Oh yeah, like 11, 12, and 13 years old, usually with guy several years their senior. The virgin tradwife is no longer a thing, if it ever really was.

>>217687507
> usually with guy several years their senior.
Just the top guys in their grade also. I was 13 when I realized what type of guys 100% of girls want. Everyone else are just betamale providers.

>>217687221
why did best Friday the 13th girl have such a lame death

>>217687572
Oh yeah. Rehab Room put it like this recently: If you could have 100 bad bitches or one good girl, you pick the hoes every time, because the man the hoes want is the same man the good girl wants.

new anthology on it's way, starring Maika Monroe and Joe Keery
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwJrXM_kusA

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>>217686961
>We built the world.
Built a world of shit

>>217687625
Interesting.
Total betamale death.

>>217687673
What is this image?

VHS has been bought out by another studio. So we'll either see a big budget increase this October, or it'll be noticeably shit.

Total Foid Death.
In horror movies.

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>>217687811
>

>>217687753
Looks like Fallout 2 maybe

>>217684051
Yes, the how radiative the dust near the nuclear test site is
>>217687581
she is in her own category as one of the only tomboy/fit F13 girls
>>217687753
nta but I can tell it's Fallout 2.

>>217681837
Ugly op.
Typical.
You can which anons make the op simply by the picture.

>>217687873
80’s soifag made this one

>>217685402
It Came From Outer Space
I Married A Monster From Outer Space
It, The Terror From Beyond Space
X...The Unknown
Fiend Without A Face

>>217683254
Going by 70s, dream-like, beautifully shot, and bizarre...

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>>217688271
Lemora: A Child's Tale of the Supernatural (1973)

An almost painfully beautifully shot movie about an innocent little girl meeting a vampire queen.

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>>217688271
Footprints on the Moon (1975)
- A surreal quasi-Giallo about a woman who is haunted by strange visions of a screaming astronaut dying on the moon. She arrives in a creepy small town where everyone seems to know her.

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>>217688271
Horror Express (1972)
- 'What if The Thing was on the Orient Express?'

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>>217688271
Phantasm (1979)
'Nuff said.

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>>217688271
The Vampires' Night Orgy (1973)
- Maybe one of the most misleading titles ever: there are no vampires, no orgies, and it doesn't happen at night.

It's basically Brigadoon as a horror movie.

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>>217688271
Blue Sunshine (1977)
- in the swinging 60s, some hippy kids took an experimental psychedelic that just made them sick.
...But it turns out to have a delayed effect: ten years after taking it, you have acid flashbacks followed by murderous insanity.

Maybe the purest ever example of Hitchcockian suspense.

>>217688472
accurate recommendation BOYYY

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>>217688271
Eyes of Fire (1983)
- Not 70s, but feels like it.
A hauntingly dream-like film about a VVitch, if you will.

>>217688610
This definitely inspired Beyond the Black Rainbow (2010).

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More meta horror films?

>>217688744
Is this the one about the filming of Nosferatu?

>>217688412
lol

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>>217688744
This is more of a thriller than horror, similar to Blow Out, but it is meta.

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>>217685402
The Monster That Challenged The World (1957)
Earth vs The Flying Saucers (1955)
War of the Worlds (1953)
Tarantula (1955)
Target Earth (1954)
The Tingler (1959)
Planet of the Vampires (1965)
Creation of the Humanoids (1962)
Matango (1963)

>>217688799
House That Jack Built vibes.

>>217688744
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bASBhb91oSg

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weekend kino, another Massacre

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>>217688744

>>217688744
- In The Mouth of Madness (1994)
- Wes Craven's New Nightmare (1994)
- Remote Control (1988)
- Sexykiller (2008)

>>217683254
The Driller Killer (1979)
Disconnected (1984)
Very different films, but I find them similar in that they are very artistically stylized and bizarre with plots that become a bit obscure at times. I also agree with Lemora being similar in this way >>217688305

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>>217688744
Der Fan

Sure smells dusty in here right now

>>217688271
Also, Night Gallery the TV series if you want max 70s aesthetic.

Is this a bot? Why is every movie so old?

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>>217688744
there's few horrors more meta than this. just gotta keep watching.

>>217688744
Return to Horror High

Scre4m is now in 4K on some digital platforms

Just put on the Prowler

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>guys... the phone line has been cut

>>217689492
Don’t Hang Up

>>217689492
When a Stranger Calls

>>217689492
just use ur cellphone dad geez

>>217689492
One Missed Call

god bless Sam Raimi

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>>217689684
>I don't want to alarm you son... but there's no service, and the car won't start.

>>217689492
Hush

Send Help felt a bit low energy for the kind of movie it is, should have been closer to 90 minutes than 2 hours.

just found out that guy with the high pitched voice on the horror movie club podcast is a full blooded indian

>>217689860
lol anon listens to podcasts

>>217689907
NGL I do it taking a shit, cutting vegetables, doing laundry and washing dishes. can't stand to hear me pooping in silence as with the rest.

The Prowler isnt bad so far. But nothing groundbreaking.

>>217689907
I do too. Even during movies.

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Watched it for the first time last night. Actually pretty enjoyable. Daniel Stern was great.

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Sorority House Massacre was way better than I thought it'd be. I'd basically give it the same review as Slumber Party Massacre. Somehow they find an appealing medium between a female writer/director, and a producer who demands it be fun and have topless scenes. None of the characters are over the top stereotypes, they're all just kind of nice young people. And it has some realistic weight to the stabbings.

>>217689096
>Japanese
>found footage
>horror comedy
It's joever.

>>217690232
one of the most conceptually clever films I've seen, good to go into blind

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Soon

>>217690356
Bale looks like an absolutely terrible casting for this

>>217690258
Eh, Victoria did that gimmick, and [REC] is peak found footage zombies.

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>>217690398
tee hee, you'll find it has more up it's sleeve.

>>217690439
It looks like slop, honestly. I'm already busy watching Dead by Night atm.

>>217690565
you sound like a retard, so yeah best not to watch it.

Time and strength are limited. Don't waste time on bad horror.

>>217690586
Rude.

>>217688744
Return To Cabin By The Lake (watch the original first)

>>217690595
Loser.

>>217690595
kek. I just don't want complaints.

>>217690803
Get use to disappointment.

>>217690968
Esl

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>Men are the Real Horror
Always the best trvth nvke horror films.

>>217690975
Phoneposter.

>>217690988
Women are annoying. So the men didn’t wanna show up.

>>217690992
What?

>>217691075
Some people think cucumbers taste better pickled.

>>217690988
Go back

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>>217690988
I'm surprised there hasn't been a decent killer giga-stacy film. A really 6'3 michael myers supernatural power type.

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>>217682401
What is this? Deep fried dog?

>>217691185
We had that world champion female kickboxer who dominated female fighting for years and multiple weight classes. No one could beat her. So she decided to fight a rank 70 retired man and then lost.

>>217690988
>pro-rape meet up

so, a mosque?

>>217691284
>pro-rape
There's seems to be some confusion.
This was just a meetup of francophone professional cheese shredders.

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>>217691284

>>217691284
You are either pro-rape or a feminist

>>217691364
What if I consider myself rape-nostic?

>>217691185
Lady Dimetriscu is right there. Somebody just needs to make it.

>>217691370
What is that supposed to mean?

>>217691411
Means he is a feminist.

>>217691411
I was just trying to force a portmanteau of "rape" and "agnostic" because I don't consider myself pro-rape or feminist.

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>>217691364
Certified rapejeet comment.
>>217691370
kek

>>217691435
No rape no civilization

>>217691438
Imagine saving that picture.

>>217691438
You need to stop pulling this anti-insertname here.

>>217691185
>So here I am training with my midget

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>the dead roastie raw milk stare

>>217681980
>>217687310
I love her. Her accent in The Hudsucker Proxy is unbelievable.

>>217691783
She looks so cringe. Offers nothing but her holes.

>>217691828
You just described my wife

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>>217681837
This is just Boy Erased but horror instead of drama film.

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I finally conquered this web comic, like 20 years later.
www.webtoons.com/en/thriller/chiller/bongcheon-dong-ghost-horang/viewer?title_no=536&episode_no=22

i cant stop shitting !!!

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don't forget to watch the Valentine sequel next month

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This made no sense,had a few good spooky scenes but otherwise made 0 sense even tho it was high budget
>why are people and kids killing themselves
>why do some people predict that people are gonna kill themselves
>what's with all the possession thing and making dark souls "praise the sun" emotes
>what is that black rock thing
That final CGI scene was really good tho

>>217694058
some asian movies are just way too lore-heavy for us filthy gaijin to get

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>>217693987
For such a big holiday, Valentine's Day really falls flat in the horror movie department
There are like five decent ones worth watching, and the rest is just rubbish

Would you look at that, it's time for my brief and pointless thoughts on what I just watched:

>The Yellow Taboo
I was going to say it's a 4.5-5/10 movie and some might like it, but then the ending happened. Now I can say to skip the movie because holy shit did the very end just nullify the entire movie. Everything before that gets erased basically, so there's no point in even watching the fucking thing. It was already a very drama focused movie to begin with, and there wasn't any scares. Wasted my time on this one.
>fuji_jukai.mov
As the FF Chad of 4chan, I can tell you that it's one giant PSA with a FF horror movie plot to move shit forward. Is it good? Well, not really. There are a few good scenes, but there are far more boring ones. The horror plot is broken up by people giving a PSA about suicide in the forest and how you shouldn't do it. Then there's nature transition scenes designed to promote the forest/mountain as just a beautiful place. The highlight of the entire thing is the weird cult deep in the forest that for some reason all have the star of david on their outfit.
>Crabs!
It's shit. I was hoping it would be a funny b-movie creature movie, but it doesn't work, at least IMO. The Radu character is unbelievably annoying and ruins every scene he's in. There are a few funny scenes, the teacher/mom is attractive, but everything else was just really fucking boring.

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it didn't

It's single digits outside and my heat decided to stop working. Going to be colder than it was in The Thing.

Evil Dead Rise 4k out now

>>217686432
Certified chad as it was used both ironically and as a parody. A magnet for chicks.

I'll bake.

>>217697172
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