Reposting because why not

Would you look at that, it's time for my brief and pointless thoughts on what I just watched:

>The Yellow Taboo
I was going to say it's a 4.5-5/10 movie and some might like it, but then the ending happened. Now I can say to skip the movie because holy shit did the very end just nullify the entire movie. Everything before that gets erased basically, so there's no point in even watching the fucking thing. It was already a very drama focused movie to begin with, and there wasn't any scares. Wasted my time on this one.
>fuji_jukai.mov
As the FF Chad of 4chan, I can tell you that it's one giant PSA with a FF horror movie plot to move shit forward. Is it good? Well, not really. There are a few good scenes, but there are far more boring ones. The horror plot is broken up by people giving a PSA about suicide in the forest and how you shouldn't do it. Then there's nature transition scenes designed to promote the forest/mountain as just a beautiful place. The highlight of the entire thing is the weird cult deep in the forest that for some reason all have the star of david on their outfit.
>Crabs!
It's shit. I was hoping it would be a funny b-movie creature movie, but it doesn't work, at least IMO. The Radu character is unbelievably annoying and ruins every scene he's in. There are a few funny scenes, the teacher/mom is attractive, but everything else was just really fucking boring.

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Repostan.

Any more like this?
It's very Creepypasta-esque (the good ones, I mean).

>>217697222
Project MKHexe maybe? Broadcast Signal Intrusion was pretty good for the most part, but that ending sure did make it feel like a creepypasta

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>>217694638
Thats how I felt with The Wailing, like I was getting filtered somehow. The curses and shit made sense (tho Japanese devil man and woman's ghost kinda left me confused near the end), but a lot of the film is just watching this retard cop make shit choices and bumble around

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post comfy relatively obscure horror flicks

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These threads suck.

You all suck.

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>>217697949

How is pulse (2001)? I think I heard it's one of the best asian horror films, how accurate is this statement?

>>217698336
80%

>>217698109
Why did she have to be a castrated boy? To add to Viktor's father being a homosex?

>>217698348
what is the best then?

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>>217697949
>>217698109
Cute!

>>217698412
for me, it's Kwaidan

Alright, here's my movie lineup for tomorrow morning unless something comes up:

>Apollo 18 (2011)
>Silent Night, Deadly Night (2025)
>The Knock Knock Man (2026)

>>217698266
https://youtu.be/s7K8UYX0UfE?si=PN4Y66ZUYeSpcGVP

>>217699004
YOU'RE A DRIFTAAAH

>>217698630
>Christmas movie in February

That’s seriously messed up, man

About to see Send Help in 3D. Already did 2D.

>>217699274
Not waiting 10 months to watch it. I didn't even like the original.

>>217699313
>3D is still a thing
Didn't know that. 3D sucks as it massively cuts the contrast and some brightness. Everything looks soft in comparison to 2D.

>>217699492
Fair enough.

Any movies coming to VOD soon?

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Watch Lowlifes

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>>217700265
This but Suspiria.

>>217697256
Thanks, seems cool.

>>217694936
ty ff chad
>>217696868
watch History of the Occult

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>>217700332
Silence cuck

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>>217697949

>>217698336
Do these words entice, or bore you: slow, ambient, grainy, ghost

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>>217700413
You first

>>217700215
yes

https://whenondigital.com/

>>217700399
>History of the Occult
thanks

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>>217700462
You're the cuck here

>>217700518
That site pairs well with JustWatch as it'll tell you if a movie is on a streaming platform or not.

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>>217700544
>t. cuck

>>217697949
>>217700425
Wasn't there one movie (not horror but still kinda twisted) with a similar plot to those and it had a well-known comedian as the main character?

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>>217700585
>t.cuck

>>217700425
The girls are very hot

>>217700518
cool

>>217700542
you'll like it. broadcast signal intrusion was a great little film. such a fertile idea I'd be happy if someone made the same film but went in a different direction.

>>217697768
Exhuma had some completely unexplained stuff in it as well. Sometimes you have to wonder about the subtitles.

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:)

>>217700620
go back to spamming Sarah Gadon

>>217697172
Old loser op

>>217700265
Thanks, seems cool

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>*makes /hor/ seethe by being the best horror movie since The Shining*
I'm very fond of Ari Aster.

>>217700614
I think you're thinking of Stay Tuned with John Ritter with has a completely different premise from both

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Assume I have watched all the typical recommendations... I want the hidden gems

>>217701271
You’re not ready.

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>>217701196
Based. Toni Collette is kino

>>217701271
>The Blackwell Ghost series (1-8)
>Found Footage: The Making Of The Patterson Project
>Found Footage 3D
>In Our Blood
>The Monster Project

>>217701271
When the skie are blue
But with special hue
Stars far bright and true
New world born
Recommendations come
For the chosen few

>>217701271
My House Walk-Through
Les Documents Interdits
Saiko! The Large Family

>>217701300
Art the clown needs to give these two a visit

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>>217701152
Based

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>>217700265
>>217700332
>>217700413
>>217700462
>>217700544
>>217700585
>>217700620
Who will win?

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>>217700983
I love women kissing so much it's unreal :)

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>>217701535
The cuck has automatically lost on the basis of being a cuck

>>217698011
Is that Andy Richter the Swedish German?

>>217701549
But which one is the cuck?!

>>217701535
The younger one

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>>217701549
ssshhhhh

>>217701701
*nervously flips through rulebook*
I-is that allowed?!

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>>217701690
Based

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>>217700425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjuUO3clEjU&list=RDgjuUO3clEjU&start_radio=1
>>217700652
Martha Quinn as the reporter is the best

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>>217701956
that lead singer

>>217700425
BBC Channels
What is this?

Just got Poltergeist II 4K and Urban Legend Blu-ray. What should I watch first?

>>217702610
didn't even know there was a Poltergeist II so interested how that is

>>217697222
Love this movie and I haven't found much like it. 8MM kinda with the main character getting in over their head but it's not a horror movie. It's very good though.

>>217701196
Opinions on Hereditary vs Midsommar? Hereditary spooked the shit out of me because I didnt know it was supposed to be a horror movie, it read thriller under category and by the trailer I thought it was legitimately about mental illness passed maternally, so when the decapitation scene happened I was completely shocked. Going into Midsommar I knew what to look for (and essentially spoiled myself with the opening credit on plot points) and ultimately it felt like a step down from the former

>>217702610
0-4 Poltergeist II
5-9 Urban Legend

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>>217701271
The Bay

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>>217697949
not exactly comfy.. very aussie.. has some funny hillbilly moments

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>>217701227
Oh yeah, that's the one

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>>217697172
I don't remember much about this movie but I remember liking it. Doesn't it start about about the same as Suspiria?

>>217697949
I DVR'd this a decade ago and never got around to watching it.

>>217703078
I saw Midsommar in theaters either three or four times. For whatever reason it really left an impression on me that summer. I've watched many better horror films since then but I still have a soft spot for it over Hereditary.

I think I really like korean horror

>>217701271
>the 16th episode
>visher
Check out the other movies from the director of Visher

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>>217697949

>>217703495
I like Japanese horror more, but it's hard to avoid the fact that the korean movie industry is more interested in the genre.

>>217701271
Campfire Tales. The one with James Marsden in it.

About to watch The House That Jack Built. What am I in for?

>>217701271
Troll Hunter

>>217704337
sicko vibes, yet unexpectedly pleasant. good film.

>>217704337
Dogshit like everything else Von Edgelord has ever made.

>>217704337
Only good for one time watch.
Is Place in Kinki Region on streaming yet?

>>217704082
never watched jap horror, rec something good

>>217704694
>The Ring (1998)
>Kairo/Pulse (2001)
>Noroi
>Tokyo Gore Police
>House (1977)
Ju-On: The Grudge is actually one of the biggest ones, however it's confusing on a first watch because it's in another language, Japanese girls look the same and it has some narrative time jumping going on. On a second watch though, maybe my favourite j-horror.

>>217704276
Redeeming all at once,the adolescent film,the film made up with sketches and the B-movie horror genre,it was too good to be true.And however,"campfire tales " could have done all that.Preceding "the sixth sense",the film recalls,more than "Jacob's ladder" ,the obscure "carnival of souls " (1962)."Campfire tales",like the three movies mentioned has an ending with coup de théâtre,completely unusual.

So why is half of the movie routine and business as usual?OK,the honeymooners are useful for the plot,but their whole sketch has no real connection with the main story.The same goes for the little girl surfing online and her dog.On the other hand,the last sketch is at once scary and significant:its conclusion magnificently segues into that of the whole movie.

One marvelous scene:one of the boys is getting cold and he asks the girls to share their blanket:isn't it it an extraordinary clue?A lot of directors would dream of such a trick.Had the film had an internal cohesion,had he used all its sketches as it did for the last one,it would have solved the squaring of the circle and the three -despised- genres,which I mention above ,would have been enhanced.Yes,it was a heaven sent opportunity.Try to see it anyway ,it deserves better than its poor rating.

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This was alright

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>>217704694
House and Cure are easy recs.

one of the actors from Talk to Me lives next door to me

>>217705148
Does he have the hand?

>>217705002
>>217705139
thanks

>>217705148
does he talk to you?

>>217705349
He told
>i may have starred in a woke horror movie but i am not a woke libtard like you

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Any more horror movies with fighting tournaments?

>>217705533
yes, but it's shit

https://tubitv.com/movies/100040072

>>217705002
Grudge is maybe the best gateway movie for J-horror for normies, it's all top tier level scare gags.

>>217704276
James marsden is in it for like two minutes

>>217705139
Those are both terrible recs because cure is so subdued that most J-horror noobs will be put off by it and house is so over the top that they'll either be put off by it or expect all J-horror to be similar when nothing else is anything like it

WATCH RED ROOMS

>>217705796
They're both great Jap horror films. Anon will either like 'em or not.

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>>217705821
KELLY ANNE

WATCH LOWLIFES

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>>217705877
Amy Manning

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>>217705901
CRINGE

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>>217705949
Cucked

I haven’t posted in here for a week due to having a busy schedule because of the inclement weather. I see it is still the same low quality posting and other assorted garbage. Can’t wait for the snow to melt.

>>217705949
>and here I am holding my daily dose of 10mg hrt

>>217706137
Lmao

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>>217705949
>its maam

>>217705839
They're good for somebody who's already been watching jap horror, lousy for someone just starting out. Don't be a selfish prick, think about the recommendations you make.

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>>217706137

CNC horror

>>217705752
I actually think Shutter is the best of these long-haired-girl-scare-gag films, it's not Japanese but I always want to recommend it when someone asks where to start with j-horror...

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>>217706194
>>217706137
>insecure manlets seething about tall women

tall women are peak

>>217706259
>see? I have hands like a girl

>>217706259
>let me see your digit finger ratio

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>>217706259
Ywnbaw

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>>217697172
She was also in A Blade In the Dark, a solid giallo film. Always reminded me of Margot Robbie

>>217706347
>jarvis, why did all the black men surrounding Amanda Fix been photoshopped with a film crew?

>>217706447
Bro.

>>217706198
I'm not being a selfish prick, you're being an overreactive sensitive bitch when I wasn't even replying to you. Fuck yourself lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIOj0aLpeCo

are people itt really saying the woman in Red Rooms wasn't attractive?
i'd let her teach me how to make crypto gambling on the dark web and how to program my own offline alexa
i could fix her

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>>217706557
>woman

>>217706557
It's all laid out in the spam guide. I don't even see it.

>>217706628
sorry, missed the "women are gross" part because i despise any kind of *jack meme
carry on

>>217706645
side note: I kind of hated they made her so overpowered. a model and an ai-hacker and crypto card-shark? come on.

>>217706729
yea, for sure
also a pretty skilled breaking-and-entering cat burglar and other shit
still liked the movie, overall. not many thrillers that dark anymore

>>217705533
Check out Riki-Oh, not expressly a fighting film but it plays out like an ultra violent 90s Bloodsport-like.

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>>217706259
trve

>>217697172
Just watched In the Mouth of Madness. I know people love to cite Dagon as a major influence on RE4, but the RE team were obviously Mouth of Madness fans.

https://youtu.be/xpsJfPnNU1w?si=aWAYuipwppeYsC3O

>>217706627
kek

>>217706512
I was correcting you on your mistake, and you're not only a selfish idiot, you're a pathetic piece of shit
Burn yourself in the eye with a heated up screwdriver and then poison yourself

>>217706808
got to me for sure, my mind can torture myself more easily based on what I don't get to see than anything they show

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>>217697172
watched house the other night and thought it was pretty enjoyable, but noticed it had like 100 sequels and so it got me kinda curious...
are there any horror sequels that are as good or better than the original?

>>217707172
I remember thinking that the F13 series just kept getting better until maybe 7.
I want to re-run through them though to confirm that, was years ago I saw them.

>>217707172
not many, but there are a few

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>>217707235
...and they are?

>>217707254
Hostel 2 is usually the first that comes to mind

>>217707325
Huh. Actually never seen that, thanks.

>>217707172
Prom Night 2: Hello Mary Lou is far better than the Prom Night.
Also, House 2 is worth watching. It's based on a story by Fred Dekker (Robocop 3) and was produced by Sean Cunningham (Friday the 13th). It's more of a comedy than a horror movie and is sort of a mixture of zombies, dinosaurs, Indiana Jones, and a western.

>>217697172
This woman looks like Thomas Shelby.

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what did people not like about this again? i thought it was kino

>>217707254
Evil Dead 2

>>217707172
I think Scanners II is better than Scanners.
also Anabelle wasn't a good movie and Annabelle: Creation was better.
there's a bunch I generally disagree with
>Aliens (close)
>Maniac Cop 2 (prefer the original)
>Terrifier 2 (I prefered the original. 3, yes)

>>217707172
Probably not a popular opinion but I like Halloween 2 a lot more than the first

>>217707425
couldn't pick a lane, it's at times both too maudlin and too goofy. cancer and roaming giga niggas and worm zombies just didn't go together well.
>wait 'ere I'll just go cook yer mum up. should be 15m tops, den you can chuck er on the christmas tree.
I laffed in theater.
didn't totally hate it though because it also had some top tier visual stuff going on.

>>217707172
I'm with >>217707219, F13 grows as it goes along, case in point the hockey mask doesn't even show up til 3 (my favorite)
Evil Dead 2 is the best in the franchise
Most people like Devil's Rejects better than House if 1000 Corpses (not me)
Ghoulies 2 if definitely better than 1
Sorority House Massacre 2 is the best movie ever made
Dawn of the Dead is arguably better than Night
VHS2 destroys 1
Ouija 2 is better than 1, same with Annabelle 2 and 1
Return of the Killer Tomatoes is way better than 1
Pearl makes X look like dog shit
The Woman is better than Offspring
Smile 2 is a masterpiece, 1 is just okay

>>217707640
it was kino

>>217707598
fair enough, for me it struck a nice balance tonally. the crawlers were kind of a lame addition tho

I just put on Zombie 5: Killing Birds

>>217707801
kek I think they were one of my favourite parts because they pushed it to straight up surreal. also that scene where he crawls up and starts sucking on the shoelace.

Sinners is just From Dusk Til Dawn with niggss. Kinda enjoying it though.

>>217707801
*but I tend to care a lot about visuals, and they were visually interesting

>>217707870
From Dusk Til Dawn: Back 2 tha Hood

>>217707866
Ouch, that one's terrible.

>>217707866
huh, I thought they stopped at 3

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>>217707645
>Sorority House Massacre 2 is the best movie ever made
This is excellent news given I watched the last one yesterday and enjoyed it.

>>217707919
Chatgpt says its good.
>>217707969
Wrong.

>>217708013
SHM2 is the movie everybody whose never watched a horror movie imagines 80s horror movies are

>>217707908
Would watch.

>>217707866
Okay, so this movie is actually pretty good. It is a haunted house ghost movie lol. Very different from zombies lol. Closer to Haunting of Hill House than a zomble flick.

>Written by and starring Quentin Tarantino
Shan't

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putting on Darkman. ty to the anon who mentioned it was a raimi film

>>217708659
>Zombies 5: Killing Birds
Clearly there is stigma with have the Zombies title and director but as a standalone film, it is actually very goof.
If it had a different title and I didn’t know who the directors were, I would think it was a great movie.

>>217708969
Thanks for the review

>>217708955
ok I thought this was a Chevy Chase film but it turns out I was thinking of Memoirs of an Invisible Man...

>>217709097
Wild how Carpenter somehow did that one.

The Bird with the Crystal Plummage
Watching it

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>>217709375

>>217709525
I don't understand Phenomena

>>217709596
Don't worry, it doesn't make sense, it's not you. It's still kino.

>>217707640
I liked the scene where Rachel McAdams threw up in my mouth... I mean, her bosses mouth

is that new iron lung movie any good

>>217709631
There was a blink and you'll miss it nipslip in the waterfall scene
>>217709648
I hated it. Like worse than Shelby Oaks and Return to Silent Hill

>>217709663
Shelby Oaks was really good

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>>217709648

>>217709663
I will be enjoying this when it hits vod. Thank you Mr Raimi.

>>217709631
Not funny at all.

what's that movie where there's a scene in like an hospital, very calm looks like dead shift in the middle of the night, one nurse or whatever goes somewhere and a guy with a blank sheet follows her suddenly right behind her while carrying a giant gardening scissor or could have been a knife I don't remember.

>>217709755
Exorcist 3

>>217709774
Thanks.
Is it any good?

>>217710028
nta but yes, it's widely regarded as kino and a cult classic. directed by Blatty who wrote the novel and the screenplay for the first Exorcist film

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Just put this on

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Darkman was actually pretty good, started out as just a tour de force of Raimi but by the end of it I was invested. Impressive because Neeson wasn't the best casting and the script had a lot to pull together. Like he's a chameleon, doesn't feel pain, super strength, and a special rage ability... any of these would normally support a film by itself.

>>217710434
>Liam Neeson
It was supposed to be Bruce Campbell, but the studio said he wasn't a serious enough actor and they wanted it to be a real Hollywood production, not just Raimi fucking around with his friends again. Ultimately, it helped him establish himself as a director who could do projects like that, and then they gave him Spider-man (which feels very similar to Darkman in some scenes)

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>>217710554
God damn it definitely would have been a better film if Bruce had been the lead. His cameo at the end made me hope he'd be in the sequel but no.
Looking at wikipedia I can at least add Mr. Giggles to my watchlist to see more of Larry Drake, he was great.

>>217711317
epic

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>randomly becomes thor

>>217711317
>>217711595
BAXINGU

>>217710434
I agree that Neeson was a weak point but it was also too dramatic and not spicy enough. A cliché attempt of a comic movie executing every stereotypical plotpoint in the most literal way. The nerdy scientist becomes a revengedriven madman with heroic abilities when his work/house gets demolished by the powerhungry villian. Except for the crazy helicopter ride and the 3d-printing of the liquid skin there was no memorable lines or moments.

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Ahhhh, February! Time to watch horror kinos!

Ahhhh, Sunday, time to get drunk on gin and watch horror kinos

Ahhhh, Saint Brigit's day, time to take in your throat protecting scarf from hanging out last night and watch folk horror in the safe knowledge nobody's coming for your neck

Would you look at that, it's time again for my pointless and useless thoughts on the movies I just watched.

>Apollo 18 (2011)
As the FF Chad of 4chan, I can say that this is worth a watch. I really enjoyed it, and it thought they nailed the look/style. Definitely works on the idea of less is more, which was the right way to go. It also helps that I love conspiracy theories, and this certainly has that included as well. The acting is better than your typical FF movie.
>Silent Night, Deadly Night (2025)
I have no clue, or care, what others thought about this. I didn't like the original, but did enjoy this one. It took a bit to get into, given the bad effects at first. It was a bit weird for a Christmas movie to be led by two obviously looking jews. For a modern slasher film, it's different and better. The dark humor does some heavy lifting to bridge the gap between things during the drama & romance scenes. Bonus points for the "garbage day" reference. I can see why people wouldn't like it, especially given the main villain is 100% obvious, and you're just playing the waiting game on them. Oh yeah, and the /pol/ crowd is going to hate that one particular scene.
>The Knock Knock Man (2025)
This was shit, but expected. The dialog, acting, camera work, and killer are all terrible. Even the kills and gore are lackluster and forgettable. The killer himself looks like what you'd expect at some theme park Halloween night. It's incredibly bland and boring. Save your time and never watch this.

>>217713811
>calls out Jews, bashes /pol/
huh?

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>>217713811
>the three pointless reviews guy is also the FFchad

>>217714171
Yes, what's the problem? One is me making a general statement that it's odd for obvious looking jews to lead a movie about Christmas, something they don't celebrate or believe in. The other is pointing out that /pol/ is too far gone and can't enjoy anything that doesn't align with their ideology.

>>217714212
Always have been. Not my fault you don't watch movies, probably have babyduck syndrome, and aren't a FF Chad.

>watch keeper
>It's just mindrot nonsense with no story with some scary imagery interspersed and then lame vfx final moments

This sucks.

>>217714253
>mindrot
Haven't seen it, but I doubt anything will touch the pure brainrot that was Baby Invasion. It's truly in a class of its own for the genre.

aaaand nobody gives a shit.

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>>217697949
From Beyond always gets overshadowed by Reanimator but it's much better, in my opinion.

>>217714295
Aww, is anon angry because he has nothing constructive to say since he doesn't watch movies? People like you are so far gone and retarded. You actively take part in things that you don't like just to get angry about it. Seek help immediately.

>>217714250
>the three pointless reviews guy is also the FFchad and the guy who cries babyduck syndrome
oh no
I only kind of liked your three reviews gimmick but I'm finding out everything else about you is horrible

>>217714355
You're just proving me right. Good job not even attempting to deny anything. I watch more movies than all of /hor/ combined. Without me the entire general is just spam, corporate advertising, and babyduck retards like yourself.

>>217714419
Kek, stop acting like you're doing anyone here a favor by watching bottom of the barrel slop then writing essays no one ever reads.

>>217714281
Never heard of it. Keeper is a big name movie

It doesn't matter what something is if it's nothing with no budget

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>>217714561
>slop
Meaningless buzzword from a few years ago. You need to get caught up on your slang.
>essays
>a few sentences
Your extremely low IQ is showing.
>no one ever reads
I do, so you're wrong again.

You still have yet to deny anything, so thanks for admitting I was right.

>>217701271
Alien abduction: Incident in lake county.

>>217701535
The one on the left

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>>217714598
Lol, what a fag.

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Just finished. Long,.LONG time coming for this one,. I remember looking it over on the shelf at Best Buy many times. Lots of ugly people in this. Love how instinctively anti-tranny it is. The naked fat guy death sequence was incredible. Debbie Rochon should've been a huge star, I've been thinking so since Witchouse 3. Too long.

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>>217715719
Kaufman's daughter was a cutie

>>217715508
>ad hominem
Thanks for admitting I'm right and you're wrong. I accept your concession. Filtered. Reply more, I'll never see it. I know you can't resist, you're already typing.

>>217714598
Good God you're pathetic

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>he's also the concessionfag

>>217714212
More like FFfag

which fag am i

>the fourth kind
wha a boring dogshit

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Edwige bros, did you know she stared in a Sergio Martino miniseries from 1993? 'Private Crimes' is basically four 90 minute films/episodes. Seems ambitious but the Martino image quality looks great. Appears to be more Twin Peaks-like mystery/drama than traditional giallo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5hQjeW1DaE

>>217716552
So gorgeous

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>>217716552
>Twin Peaks
i-is that- is that a dead girl by a BODY OF WATER
AHHH IM LYNCHING OUT

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>>217716552
Was gonna add this to my watchlist at some point until I saw the 349 minute runtime. Edwige did produce it though so it must be pretty good.

>>217716672
>AHHH IM LYNCHING OUT

Iron Lung was not good.

>>217708955
Darkman rules and you can really see a lot of the DNA for Raimi’s Spider-Man in it.

>>217718330
Yes, it was terrible

Ever seen Freeway? I figure anons in this thread would appreciate a neo-exploitation horror-adjacent thriller. Want to see Kiefer Sutherland as a depraved serial killer and watch Reese Witherspoon call a black guy a nigger? It's the movie for you.

>>217718863
Freeway used to play on premium cable all the time back in the late 90s. So did the sequel. Matthew Bright is a great guy, also wrote and started in Forbidden Zone and made Tiptoes and the Ted Bundy movie with Jeremy Renner.

>>217719166
>So did the sequel
Ah yes Freeway II: Confessions of a Trick Baby. Amazing sicko tranny villain but I just don't get as much enjoyment out of it as I do the first one.

>>217714355
god you are such a whiny bitch, you've somehow even found a way to claim on /tv/ that watching movies is a gimmick

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>why can't we be friends
>why can't we be friends

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>>217720086
i see a hard nipple

>>217720105
I own Halloween 1-4. Those are the only movies from that franchise I care to own. That Jason boxset though, I cherish every movie in it (except for Jason Goes to Hell, that movie blows).

Rewatching Cat's Eye. The mom in the troll segment is such a bitch!

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>>217720214
>Halloween 1-4
5 is good, it wraps up the 1-4 storyline by revealing Michael is actually part of a cult who is trying to control him, which 4 starts foreshadowing if I remember. So. the story would seem incomplete without it. You are right about Jason Goes to hell though.

>>217720334
one anthology where I could watch a full length based on any of the segments. but especially the high rise one.

>>217718330
Haven't seen it yet, but all those 5 star, wordless reviews from accounts that are a few days old on LB and only have one movie posted make me think it might be even worse than I expected

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>>217720214
But anon. 6 is the best Halloween.

>>217720427
You're right, 6 actually wraps up the "Thorn" storyline, which starts in 5. I was thinking that story bridged 4 and 5 instead.

>>217720473
It sort of ties into 4, which toyed with the idea of the evil being passed on to Jamie.

>>217720367
I heard Michael cries in 5. He fucking CRIES. is that true? Because if it is I'm fully justified in not owning the film.

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Got any horror movie recommendations that give off Sega CD vibes?

>>217720778
Evilspeak

>>217720778
ExistenZ
Zeiram
Leprechaun 4: In Space

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>>217721026
Based, I never see this one recced.

>>217720720
Really? I refuse to believe this lol

>>217700265
Watched Lowlifes because some autist on here was screaming about it in these threads. It's bad.
It's more drama than horror. It's what woman see as "horror" About as scary and as deep as highschool musical.
No real violence, no taboo themes, no real nudity. Okay looking girls but they have that usual vatgrown zoomer girl feeling to them.
There is some blood in there but only at the end had there is 0 pay off or build up. Extremely useless and boring. Don't fall for the shills.
Do yourselves a favor and stick to classics and stuff made before 2010 and the outlying good new releases.

>>217721807
>Watched Lowlifes because some autist on here was screaming about it in these threads
For over a year now

>>217721807
worth sitting through if you enjoy girls making out. even though the cutest was the country bumpkin sister

>>217722031
I keep checking Necrostorm's site but they haven't rebuilt their video streaming service yet

>>217720720
I didn't remember that
>In Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989), a highly controversial scene shows Michael Myers shedding a single tear when unmasked by his niece, Jamie Lloyd
>After a chase, Jamie asks Michael to take off his mask, saying, "Let me see," and touches his face
I guess it's sort of true. Never really stood out to me for some reason.

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>>217720720
in Curse he starts spilling out toxic green ooze, which is way cooler

>>217722389
I guess the implication was supposed to be that he was controlled by the curse and had basically become the embodiment of it and she was able to, for a moment, appeal to the humanity he still had. It doesn't really ruin it for me desu

>>217720105
>A legendary horror icon and some guy named Michael

>>217721913
If you are an epsteinian yurifag sure. Maybe Lowlifes is for you. Maybe that's the target audience.

>>217722726
Victor Miller, the writer of the original Friday the 13th, has said in interviews before that F13 was a "ripoff" of Halloween. He claims Halloween was making a lot of money, so he decided to rip it off and took its script apart and put it back together as Friday the 13th. So, to say that F13 is better, okay. But Jason wouldn't exist without Mike, anon.

>>217722952
speaking of budgets, looking at the friday films they really were printing money. not sure why they kept the budgets so lean.
Jason X was the first one that struggled but it probably made a ton in rentals.

I think I will watch Primate

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>>217723259
Well, google said this is why the sequels didn't get a bigger budget

>>217723755
Sounds like some of them were financed and made independently and then picked up by the studio after, I didn't really know that.

>>217723346
I'M GONNA CHIMP OUUTTT

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New pic of /ourgirl/ Amanda Fix just dropped

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AMERICANS WANT CHICKENS TO DIE

>>217721026
That's a rather small amount of oreos for the average person I'd say?

>>217724318
Wow. Cute.

>>217724318
her friend looks like that big titty meg bitchell chick

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>>217724480
She is lucky to be in the presence of our Canadian Goddess

>>217724318
>sniffa

>the stupid chad who thought he could beat the CHIMPgod in Primate and had his head crushed like a bug
Are men really more prone to stupid decisions like this? They were safe in the pool

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>>217721026
there's something special about cyberhorror from the 70s-early 00s back when the internet/computers were still mystical to many

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>>217724976
very satisfying death, total monke victory

Saw Primate the other night. Lots of bad writing but I guess it did deliver on kills, all the face stuff felt pretty spot on from what I’ve read about IRL chimp attacks.

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>>217725067
they should have used a real monkey.
The thought the monkey in Phenomena or Shakma could at any time have chimped out and literally eaten the face of the pretty actresses is more harrowing and tense than anything in the movie

>>217725312
I almost think a real chimp would be less menacing, because it makes me think about the meta of the film too much. Like some handler pointing a tranq rifle at it's jugular at it the whole time.
Haven't seen Shakma yet though so I'll do that.

>>217724629
Sexual.

>>217726536
About how I imagine the average /hor/ poster

The best part of Critters is the song written for it.
Power of the Night is unironically a banger.

Any recs for films like Final Prayer?

>>217728086
The Last Exorcism
As Above, So Below

>>217707409
nice

>>217727950
almost 700k views on youtube, surprising.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zmcV0pIKKg
for me it's computer date
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP7D1kI0EBk

>>>/wsg/6084548

>4chan astroturfed by billionaire pedos
irl horror

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>>217730147
it looks like 4chan influenced him more than he did it

>>217730117
AI will be the death of mankind, but in the meantime I will enjoy when it's able to produce a full feature film exactly to my specifications

>>217730330
based

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I'll bake us a new Fred

test

new Fred
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>>217730794
Enough with the spam guide shit