star trek sex with shran

star trek filial piety with martok

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>>217687823
>ds9 audience

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>>217687823
I can’t wait to wake up tomorrow to headlines like “Star Trek introduces its first pangender disabled indigenous woman and She Is Everything”

Sex with Vulcan females.
Sex with Romulan females.
Sex with Klingon females.
Sex with Andorian females.
Sex with Cardassian females.

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>>217687823

Duty Calls

https://youtu.be/b7Tb1qF6BQ8

>>217688022
>Hey Will, you wanna do a 90 second poop joke for the Super Bowl?
>We’ll pay off your new yacht if you do

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>>217687966
we did that already
by prevailing social standards bashir raped her

Watchalong bros, I will be watchingalong as I read these crazy Epstein files
>the sultan has a bionic cock
What the hell is going on in the world

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>>217688022
Am I too cynical or whatever. But do people watch commercials like this and enjoy them? Because it is ostensibly trying to entertain. It is full of attempts at jokes. 'Will Shat', Star Trek parody, 'doody calls', 90+ year-old Bill Shatner do a pro-wrestler folding-table jump. These are all supposed to be funny. But, I can't imagine anyone anywhere even slightly smirking at them.

Ethan Phillips did it better anyway:

https://youtu.be/jKSAHPe_eBA?si=Kndehn8T6KQxY6iP

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>>217688228
i don't wanna look at that stuff. the things i have read here and there genuinely upset me.

>>217687740
ENT cared. It cared…

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So one of you nerds tell me.....if a starship has 4 nacelles, that means it can go faster than a ship with 2 nacelles, right?

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>>217687823
the "Spaced Out" album is pretty trippy. Also sounds like they used the Star Trek orchestra to do the music

https://youtu.be/Nkz9mMauIAc?si=UWvTvcSxCU4olApI

>>217688337
Run them in pairs, two are always shut down and on-standby. Used for more riskier missions. Quad-cores running all at the same time creates warp field instabilities and just won’t work unless the plot really, really needs it and your engineer can modulate alternating frequencies to make you go warp 12 for very, very brief periods to get out of a jam:
I am just basing this on complete head canon I just came up with on the spot

>>217688295
Every time I watch it's an episode I fucking HATE

>>217688337
tyranny of the rocket equation baka

>>217688337
The honest answer is that we don't know. The nacelles themselves don't actually move the ship, it just warps space around it (hence the name). The only thing I can glean from the TNG tech manual is that two (in that configuration) allow for the best adjustments on the X and Z axis and is the most efficient design. Presumably, this means four would help the Y axis?

I've lost track of the watchalong since schedule-anon stopped posting.
I think we were nearing the end of DS9 S6

>>217688444
i haven't felt like watching myself that's why I haven't been posting it. it's the end of the 3 parter where they're in the desert tonight and then on Sunday it's...Ezri episode...

>>217688458
FUCK we missed Jadzia being nothing wrong'd by Dukat

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>>217688295
>the things i have read here and there genuinely upset me.
Tell me about it.

>>217688065
Do you know how much a yacht is. If you own 2 yachts, you're not a celebrity, you own the production company. You're the creator of a giant blockbuster franchise like Alex Kurtzman.

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>>217688022

>>217688493
>that pic
oof imagine reading that said about yourself

>>217688539
The weird thing is, it's not Epstein saying that. It's the other guy, Nikolic, who is apparently a 'brilliant' doctor who has done world-leading research in stem cells, is linked to the World Economic Forum. If you read about him and didn't know about any of the context, you'd think the guy was nearly a Starfleet-level evolved human doing all of this great stuff.

Turns out he's working for Section 31.

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Ezri a cute and I like the Starfleet issue Jedi robes.

Wow fuck my life Picard is sucking major fucking ass so far, GRIM

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>>217688337
Here is my concept art of a shuttlepod with one nacelle. How fast would it go?

>>217688659
Warp whatever the plot needs at that given point in time

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doot doot

>>217688634
As bad as STD and SA are, Picard S1-S2 takes the cake as the worst shit ever, probably because it uses established characters with familiar actors so it just feels even worse.

>>217688678
I know it doesn't matter one bit in space but on a visceral level this looks wobbly and unstable and I do not like it at all.

>>217688659
>>217688678
>Look away, Gene...

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>>217688659
>>217688678

>>217688690
Yeah I am halfway into Season 2 and it feels like someone took a rusty old blender and combined "geriatric crew that wants a paycheck" with "hack modern Paramount writing".
I want to blow my shit smooth off, I cannot take it anymore. I went into this with an open mind and I feel like I am being submitted to cock and ball torture

>>217688745
I know season 2's production got fucked by the lockdowns but it's still hard to believe how awful it really is.

Literally fuck CBS and fuck Paramount I fucking hate them so much it's unreal

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>>217688745
I couldn't make it through the first season.

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Stop Hating Star Trek!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_KgsMbQCp8

>>217688980
I’m not even going to pester you to buy an ad: how the fuck did you manage to find a video with 8 views

>>217689003
>how the fuck did you manage to find a video with 8 views
by uploading it himself dumbfuck

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>>217688980
Nooooooooooooo.....

>>217689003
There is a subreddit that is just a fucking dumping ground for videos like this, they all get uploaded instantly by what seem to be karma-farming bots

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staw twek

>>217688337
no I think it just makes it more fuel efficient paradoxically

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What was he wearing?
How tall was he?
What color- WERE HIS EYES?!

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>>217688980
The main defence against criticism of Starfleet Academy is that it's not FOR you. It's for the kids. But, the only Starfleet Academy fans you ever see are old.

>>217689183
yeah because the ones actually watching this show in the target demographic are talking about it in their twitter group chats and tumblr and shit, not star trek subreddits and 4chan

>>217689176
I appreciate how intelligent gowron is in this episode
When he first gets on the ship he starts chewing out picard for conducting no verification as to the validity of kahless' existence and explains how such a thing would rock the foundation of the empire, and how the idea is unkillable
https://youtu.be/jlr1wANEbag

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>>217689199
Hey senpai, did you watch the latest SFA on Parry+ last night? Nahla Ake is lit!

>>217689051
>>217689003
I'm subbed to her, schizos

>>217689252
i'm just saying, you won't see the target demographic discussing Star Trek Scouts here either. because it's for babies. like SA is.

wagon train to the stars

>>217689316
That’s called the Saturn V

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>>217687823
Can you imagine how traumatizing it mustve been for the kids living on this? Alien takeovers, spooky invisible forces, random disappearances, lockdowns and security breaches, space battles, explosions, people tossed around inside at random, etc.

>>217689455
it doesn't make sense why they'd allow kids on board.

>>217689455
assuming something terrible happens in every single episode, that's still only like 24 times a year, which is less than 2 times a month, and even then something crazy happening like that isn't a guarantee. there's plenty of comfy and cozy episodes that dont involve the ship imploding

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>We're heading into the Gamma Quadrant to look for survivors, but we're going to make a point of off-loading all of the civilians and children this one time, just in case...
Riker didn't even give them a chance to make for the escape pods before trying to ram the cube in Best of Both Worlds.

>>217687967
This but Caitian and Ferasan females and malss.

>>217687967
SEX WITH FERENGI FEMALES

>>217689632
I dont know, man. If only one of those bad things happened even once a year it would be pretty traumatic imo.
Just imagine if you were a little kid playing in your room, the ship hits some "space anomaly" or is shot, ZERO warning and youre launched into a wall breaking a few bones while loud alarms start going off. That would fuck you up mentally going forward.
Makes me think of how one of our navy's submarines hit a sea mount without warning a while back (no deaths but several injuries) and it apparently traumatized the shit out of a bunch of sailors.

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>Klingons start banging their mugs of blood wine about to sing a song
>*boom boom boom*

We are the house of Kaang

You must respect our pro-nouns

If you misgender it will be met with battle

Kah'less was a bigot nazi

All are welcome in new Stova-kor

>>217689763
good example

>>217689882
I mean, I'm not going to say no...

>>217689912
>SCIENCES
thats ambiguous

It’s funny how often Picard gives a lecture to a bad guy on deciding people’s life or death for them immediately following or preceding an episode where he tries to self-destruct the enterprise without asking anyone to prevent it from being captured.

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Tal Celes

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I just watched Inner Light with my dad
He watched TOS as a kid but had never seen an episode of TNG
He liked it! I told him about Measure of a Man, we might watch that one tomorrow.

>>217690259
you guys gotta watch The Visitor together and report back

>>217690303
oh man that's a little too heavy
plus you kind of need to understand Jake and Sisko going into that one imo

>>217690322
i really think it's an episode that can stand entirely on it's own. i've always been curious how someone who has never seen any other DS9 or Star Trek before would react to it.

>>217690377
well - i cant back to back Inner Light and the Visitor. Maybe I'll show him Duet...

>>217690223
Celes Tal

>>217689763
tbf, the enterprise wouldve offloaded the civvies if it had the time and there was a nearby starbase
did he really try to ram the cube? didnt he shoot it with the fusion beam and it did nothing?

>>217689884
>it would be pretty traumatic imo.
people back then weren't professional victims who made having ptsd over going to the grocery store their entirely personality, they were capable of getting over this stuff healthily

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The epstein shit I've read tonight has legitimately injured my soul.

I've been on the internet a long, long time and I can shrug off most things but some of this shit is too much even for me.
Recommend me an episode to help put my soul back together, /trek/. I need my faith in humanity to be restored right now, desperately, and Star Trek is one of the best things for that.
Help me, please.

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>>217688493
Here is a Star Trek episode plot (I will finish writing the script after Paramount buy the rights):

>A cabal of Ferengis. Working in conjunction with S31 agents
>Own a private moon orbiting Risa
>Elites from all over the quadrant gather on this moon for debauched parties
>Orion slave girls brutalised for their entertainment
>hidden holo-cameras capture their participation
>these elites go back home with a hangover. return to the office monday morning. Back to his job as Federation senator
>He gets a tap on the shoulder while standing at the water cooler. Its a smirking man. A S31 agent. The man shows the senator a PADD and plays a video
>blackmailed. The senator now votes the way he is told to and does as ordered
>this happens 100 different times
>The whole Federation is compromised. Corrupted
>Until a principled Starfleet captain uncovers the plot. Phasers all the bad guys into ash and saves the day

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Stadi

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Did he really come up with that line all by himself or did Elon approach him about it?

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>>217690685
People don’t have that much sex in the future

>>217690683
In The Cards

>>217690683
You’ve not been on the internet long enough to see actual cp like they used to post
Not that namby pamby epheb shit either

>>217690645
He tries to ram it at the very end when they're in orbit over Earth, right before Data saves the day. Truly they were the last thing between the Borg and billions of people so it wasn't that absurd of a call.

>>217690707
it was in the script
all that trivia about "X actor said Y and it was pure improv, genius!" is bullshit goyslop for cattle to slurp up
reddit was still sucking elon's dick about electric cars and mars missions when STD first aired

>>217690753
it's honestly kinda more disturbing than seeing actual CP to have an insight into the minds of people who actually do it and how they talk to each other and knowing that they run the entire world

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJHXI0J3txE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ln67ea504Cg
borg

>>217690901
baby borge

>>217690941
itty bitty baby
itty bitty borg

star trek going to sleep

Just finished Season 1 of TOS (my first/only Trek series) and having a lot of fun so far!

>>217691079
good. that's the proper watch order.

TOS first.

>>217691079
i'm not being mean when I ask you this: why are you here? what made you decide to watch Star Trek and post here all of a sudden?

>>217691118
Been meaning to get around to it someday, my grandpa loves Trek and he’s got good taste, and Mike Stoklasa has shilled it to me for long enough. As for here, well, I’ve seen the general roll by before.

>>217691153
understandable. enjoy your Trek watching

>>217691079
Good! TOS is the #1 best Trek show and it isn't even close.

>>217691172
NTA,
but personally I think TNG is better. Each to their own though.

>>217691079
>>217691153
based, you have lots to look forward to before it concludes in 2005

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>>217691079
Happy to hear it bro.

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>Attention Bajoran workers
>My wife left me

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>Attention Bajoran allies
>I am now fucking Gul Dukat's wife.

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you told me it was flopping /trek/

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>>217692406
>mfw my daughter's boyfriend ejaculated on her face and then called the gay Klingon a "fucking faggot"

>>217692406
>UK
it is

joking aside, we don't have the actual numbers, and the streaming service could be lying and simply pushing the show up there as an advertisement because a new episode came out regardless of how many are actually watching it

>>217692443
They all have deals with nielsen to give ratings so the advertisers can see where to put their money.

>>217691246
I dnano, it had the best all around cast for sure, but all are good for their own reasons
I find voyager most cosy, TNG more engaging/exciting, TOS is camp but has the most interesting episodes

Thoughts on Morn?

>>217692457
what is given to advertisers does not need to be the same as what is shown to viewers for the purpose of advertising their own shows

>>217692818
Yes, they invented a secret second set of fake data just to fuck with people

retard

ONE QUARTER IMPULSE
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OdRUL8RbDw8&pp=ygUcZW50ZXJwcmlzZSBsZWF2aW5nIHNwYWNlZG9jaw%3D%3D

>>217687823
>Klingons are gay and polyamorous
>That's illogical
>*twang*

>>217692834
>invented
It's just called lying/misleading. See: every shitty game you've never heard of having a "Game of the Year" edition.

>>217692881
They gave him two black dads just so they could both abandon him (not even joking, that's quite literally the story)

>>217688659
Where's the deflector you FUCKING RETARD?

>>217693096
wherever it is on a normal shuttlepod. surely they have it stock already

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>>217687830
What would be worse;
>this is mod/jannie spam
>this is 4chan pass spam
>this is bot spam
>alt coordinated spam
Whatever it is, it’s not organic, and therefore it’s bad

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>>217689912
>jay-den
Jay-den.

>>217693124
shuttlepods were never shown going to warp until STD (which I'm assuming is for a very good reason and is yet another thing they fucked up), which I'm assuming is why they don't have deflectors - you don't need one if you aren't traveling FTL and grains of sand aren't impacting your hull at superluminal speeds causing nuclear explosions that tear the ship apart

>>217693140
it's a ritual post by an anon who loves shran, this has been shown multiple times
if you want to actually see inorganic spam, wait until that shill for ACK shows up and starts spamming corpo jargon and copypasting editorials on how ACK is profound and breaking le barriers

>>217693426
A ritual post would not be made seconds after OP in every thread.
Every authentic post ITT is made minutes later as a reply.

I hereby call you out as a certified faggot, nobody else would defend this

>>217692098
>>217692154
zozzle

>>217692641
He fucked nearly every woman who ever visited DS9, the guy was a notorious homewrecker.

>>217693646
>A ritual post would not be made seconds after OP in every thread.
it would, I've watched him do it

>>217692910
Double Ding-Dong Ditch.

>>217693646
you know whats really going to fuck with your head now? if for some reason the shran poster doesn't post I'd do it for him, i've got his back

>>217688659
Where's the warp core to feed that nacelle?

>>217694070
The ship is 98 percent warp core. There's only the driver and passenger seats, the rest is engineering.

>>217689455
Well, stuff like this could happen on any space colony, like neural vampire amoebas, giant snow flakes, BOrgs, Husnocks, Gorns, and other shit.

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Post favorite side characters. I always enjoyed Weyoun.

>>217689947
It's so they can add all those bullshit pseudo-sciences to the mix, like intersectionality.

I had to work my way around a 4chan ip ban to make a post on my phone.

4chan is a neo echo chamber and if you don’t know it you are the mirror

>>217694144
There are a lot of people here who don't conform to what is commonly referred to as "4chan group think". You find their posts mostly in the replies, while the OPs are mostly the same viewpoints over and over.

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Is there a more beautiful Trek music?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMHx7fiLEow

>>217694263
Yes there are better Trek compositions, but this one is definitely up there nonetheless

>>217690707
I think about this scene all the time lmfao. Elon was still reddit and “the cool guy from iron man” at this time

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Saturdays are for the VOYBOYS!

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>>217694263

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klingon girls FTW!

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>Rlm talking about ds9
>mention how radically different the tone and world is compared to older trek
>fail to mention this is because they plagerized babylon 5 so badly they got sued (it was super scummy)
>no one in comment section mentioning it either

Do people just honrstly not know about this super well known thing or are people just so committed to dickriding ds9 they ignore it?

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>>217694413

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>>217694413

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Gay Klingons are canon.
The Klingon Empire is heavily inspired by ancient Sparta and feudal Japan- both societies in which pederasty historically existed.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wakash%C5%AB

>>217694448
What was Worf's fucking problem?

>>217694514
He ended up bagging her and had a child. Worf won

>>217694475
Would. Also lol at them changing the design and then getting cold feet and reverting it

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>>217694537
It all could have been fixed so easily with a single line:
“Klingons have different races. Different races look somewhat different.”

That’s it.

>>217694489
Old Klingons were man gay. Muscular warriors in a male driven society. New Klingons are woman gay. They sit in a coffee shop and whisper about feelings and generational trauma.

>>217694612
It all can easily be fixed with one line:
“The Klingon Empire is a semi-feudal society with distinct warrior and worker castes.”

>>217692861
That is mogged by the stealing the enterprise sequence in Search for Spock. The music in particular is excellent during that.

>>217689455
Imagine how traumatized Archer's fucking dog must have been. Data's cat. It should be considered animal cruelty. They just keep those fuckers locked alone in one room all day and that room can suddenly violently shake or have some fucking spatial anomaly pop up in it or some shit. Fucking heartless starfleet bastards.

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>>217692406
In the U.S. it’s still getting beat by 30 year old sitcoms.

>>217694776
Why and how is Sheridans work so popular?

>>217694263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yySw7vkdkZY

>>217694789
When most shows are a D- grade a B+ show really stands out.

>>217694789
There are millions of middle American blue collar workers that Hollywood wrote off as flyover trash. Everyone over 50 who doesn’t work in an office loves shows like Yellowstone and NCIS.

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>>217694823
So if Paramount + is so bad, why even subscribe?

>>217694789
He is Tyler Perry for white people. Every one of his shows is the exact same with the same characters and conflict. He appeals to those who cosplay as country and hate shows full of blacks and gays.

>>217694263
i dont know what that first instrument is but it sounds like a jewish harmonica and i dont like it

>>217694435
everyone knows and has moved on, it's just pointless trivia at this point

>>217694884
its a trumpet with a harmon mute

>>217694842
p+ subscriptions are bundled with other packages, like how twitch prime gives you amazon prime, or the other way around, I forget

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>>217694924
>harmon mute
forbidden Fleshlight

>>217694898
Wasn't asking you.

>>217694842
I get P+ free with Walmart+. Some phone and internet plans also come bundled with the service too. It’s so they can brag about subscriber growth to their investors on quarterly reports.

>>217694948
didnt ask

>>217694940
>>217694960
appreciate it

>>217694948
why are b5fags so obnoxious and rude?

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>>217695138
>shit reveal for the sake of it
I really like the Breen and the Borg, but these are clear examples of less is more. The Breen were more effective when they were masked and mysterious, similar to the Quarians from Mass Effect or the Mandalorians. Revealing their faces was a mistake that reduced their mystique. The Borg were far more terrifying when they felt eldritch and impersonal. The Collectors and the Zerg show how revealing too much can ruin an assimilating race, while the Tyranids and the Combine remain more mysterious and are better liked because of it.

>>217695150
Is this a pasta

>>217695150
this is fucking weird, have an original thought for once you are posting the exact same thing you did yesterday word for word, are you incapable of writing an original post?

>>217695224
>Jean Luc
>Frenchmam
>Cast the most shakespearean british man possible
Why

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>>217695275
They wanted to cast a French actor for Picard but forgot to make the character British when they cast Patrick Stewart. I think they tried to handwave it away by saying in the 24th Century all European countries had blended together.

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>>217695334

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all those years on Voyager, and nobody ever thought to ask Seven who Species 1 was?
How does the Borg begin?

I suppose any explanation would hamper how enigmatic they are so they thought to leave it.
But given you have a Borg encyclopedia at your disposal you'd have thought such information would be readily available by now.

>>217695361
This also implies they ran into the Ferengi a long time before they encountered the vulcans and humans. Also ~2000 species between vulcan and humans.. where the vulcans keeping the borg a secret for the federation?

>>217695275
He even drinks Earl Gray tea

>>217695406
They were probably long-range pioneers just like 7's parents. 'All contact lost, cause unknown'.

>>217695406
tbf the Vulcans achieved warp in the early 20th century as I recall
So they had about a 200 year headstart

Nevertheless there are only 16 light years between Earth and Vulcan and it's not like the Borg have any sort of noble prime directive.

On the other hand as Seven said about the Kazon, any species with inferior technology isn't assimilated.

>>217695275
>>217695334
>>217695348
It all can easily be fixed with one line:
“Captain Picard wasn’t born on Earth; it’s the 24th century, and humanity is spread across many colonies.””

>>217695334
Yeah this is how I always interpreted it.

>>217695406
>>217695436
Star Trek: First Contact is one of the laziest and dumbest movies ever.
The Borg simply rush to Earth, ignoring the fact that the United Federation of Planets consists of over 150 species, many of which presumably have multiple colonies.
It also ignores that the Federation was already heavily militarized due to the events of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.

>>217695131
they're not, that guy is a troll wearing a b5fag's skin

>>217695348
Space communism only works when everyone speaks the same language and shares the same values. You can’t flood one society with members of totally different cultures and expect everyone to live in harmony.

>>217695275
britain conquered french fucking shits in ww3

>>217695501
how about the opening scene Generations saying there were no federation ships in the area despite them being at the literal epicenter of the federation
lmao

>>217695583
This is also weird.
There are literally no reasons to start these movies in the solar system.

>>217695334
>They wanted to cast a French actor
no they did not

>>217695551
I'd like to believe that all the other sci-fi fans on /tv/ are chill, bsg, farscape, sg-1, its only b5 ones that act like giant douchebags

>>217695655
skinwalker

>>217695798
?

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>>217692443
There are no rules that they have to accurately display whats popular. also because paramount plus has jack shit for viewers its likely a couple hundred people watching it can boost it for the day. that being said i wouldnt be surprised if its more popular than people think

>>217695866
this looks like an img youd see on the scp wiki

>>217694033
that's cute of you anon. I'm glad you guys know I'm genuine.

>>217695948
wat? wat the hell are you talking about?

>>217695993
talkin' bout de most, de most sexy man

>>217696034
ok

NEED a betazoid gf holy shit

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>>217696065
Best I can do is a smelly Greek whore

>>217696076
ds9 had some interesting hints but didn't elaborate for instance we knew the suits regulated body temperature, at the time people speculated their home plant was super hot or super cold like some disaster happened, then weyoun just casually comments that their home planet is actually quite pleasant so why the fuck do they wear the suits? its better not knowing just little hints like that are perfect leave you wondering what the fuck is up with these guys

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>>217696034
lol just realized I replied to the wrong post but yes of course I've got your back, its too funny that its making that one anon lose his shit every time you post it

>>217694107
love his voice

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>>217696235
Reveals are always disappointing

>>217696353
>Reveals are always disappointing
Only if they're poorly done like picrel

>>217696235
terry matalas is a phoney fake fan fraud

Hobbits Unite!

The only Trek I have ever watched has been the first five movies (watching the 6th later this week).

AMA

>>217696347
if Jeff played a captain would he be a human or some kind of fruity alien?

>>217696279
Neelix, Paris and Kim (alternate timeline) all broke federation age of consent laws

>>217696505
no he's weyoun 27

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How do I tell if the writers and producers are bottle episoding me?
Are holodeck episodes bottles?

>>217696750
I want to say yes but naw, they’re usually fun

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>>217696721
the idea of that many Weyoun deaths makes me sad

>>217696065
>well anon where do you want to have dinner?
>what the fuck no not there
>wait are you thinking about that waitress?

yeah sounds great

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>>217696830
maybe you should talk to worf about it

>>217696371
I honestly can’t think of any good reveals. Most of the reveals in Lost were disappointing. The forest people in Game of Thrones were also disappointing. The same goes for Halo and Mass Effect, not just the Quarian faces, but the lore behind the Reapers(rogue AI lol) too.

>>217696857
7 deserved it though and nothing of value was lost

>>217696913
my idea is weyoun 27 is like 6, after the war they slowly were, well deprogrammed essentially, hell lets go further 6 was seen as a role model for the vorta

>>217696858
>Most of the reveals in Lost were disappointing
well thats bullshit, the reveal that linus killed darma, the reveal that sawyer is really the name of the guy that caused his parents deaths, the reveal that mr eko is actually a murderous warlord, the reveal that Ethan is an other, and of course its not pennys boat to name a few

>>217696034
Sex on de beach? Only if it's with Shran

>>217696939
5 is the role model. a great man and true patriot.

>>217697035
6 was the best of them all of the good attributes none of the cruelty

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Oh no no no no~
What is happening, NuTrek bros?

>>217697060
yeah but the fact that he killed himself out of devotion to "god" made me sad

>>217688285
>But do people watch commercials like this and enjoy them?
Boomers love this shit. TV commercials were the original unskippable ads and they were raised on them.

>>217697035
>be given sole responsibility for establishing a peaceful and prosperous dominion presence in the alpha quadrant
>fuck it up completely

mhm

>>217697092
of course it does but what an interesting character to have as an MC, smart capable kind, but also devoted to gods he knows are in the wrong, its fascinating, I honestly can't think of any other character in any other story like him.

>>217697113
tbf he did try and warn the founder that trying to suborn odo was a mistake, she didn't listen, seriously if the founders had just let him cook he would've wrapped all that up no problem, also remember if the female hadn't linked with odo then the sec 31 plan would've never worked

>>217697113
>establishing a peaceful and prosperous dominion presence in the alpha quadrant
bruh come on you're not that dumb. that was just his line. his job was to bring them all to heel.

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>>217697069
same trend as every shit show. gets most of their viewers at the start, then people fall off of it for other things or wait till everything is out to watch it at once. most of the time people just dont watch it at all.

Even in Trek circles episodes dont get talked about alot, this one had a fair bit of controversy since they erased the klingons but 1k comments its insanely low for a big show that cost millions per episode

>>217694851
>cosplay as country
how the fuck would you know. you've never left your neighborhood.

>>217697249
weird thing to say

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The Bajoran uniforms are the most divisive uniforms in all of sci-fi, at least in my mind. I can't decide wether I like them or hate them, sometimes I think they look cool in a weird alien sort of way, and other times I just find them garish, impractical, and super uncomfortable looking.

>>217694851
>they're all just faking bro it was just a prank
you sound just like kathleen kennedy. "it's just a couple of people who hate disney star wars. they're not relevant at all. that's why I bring them up in every interview and why we make a point to trash them on every red carpet interview and why we make our actors record videos attacking them and we record diss tracks against them and they're the reason rian johnson hasn't directed any more movies for us." fucking dumb motherfucker.

>217697069
>Maricon
Go back to Reddít, faggot
We don't want you here

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TNG newfag blostposting with another episode. I just finished 'The Defector' and I loved it. It was a good follow up to 'The Enemy' which I watched yesterday and enjoyed just as much. The Romulans being sneaky shits are great but I enjoyed the suspense of is the admiral a spy, giving fake information? Or is he actually defecting? The reveal where he's doing what he thinks is for the best for his family, knowing he will never see them again, was a nice touch but then finding out it was all built upon a lie and he doomed himself for nothing was sad.

I enjoyed seeing Tamalok again as a dickhead Romulan who loves to irrate Picard and they have a good honourable foes relationship, even if the Romulan is a duplicitous shitbag. Sad that the defecting Romulan killed himself but I found Picard's final words poignant about how the Admirals' family may not read his letter now, but hoepfully one day they will. All in all, one of my favourite episodes of TNG along with 'The Enemy' and 'The Measure of a man'

Also the Klingon ships coming out of nowhere felt a bit random. I may have missed that as well as some context on why the Klingons and Romulans hate each other but it seems the Romulans are an unpleasant people anyway so maybe that's why.

>>217697361
Ronald D. Moore wrote that episode when he was like 22 years old

Pretty impressive really, might be the best one he ever wrote.

>>217697361
didn't you say you skipped most of s1 and 2, what about the standouts like matter of honor?

>>217687823
Was berman in the files?

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>Alien looks young but is actually old and wise
I love this trope so much

>>217697465
I skipped a few episodes from those seasons as a lot were just bad and I didn’t want to put myself off the rest of the show. From those early seasons the episodes I liked were
> ‘A matter of honor’
as I enjoyed Riker handling the Klingon hazing and being buddies with them by the end
>A measure of man
self explanatory
>elementary dear data’
A fun silly Data episode
>Q Who
For the Borg introduction

>>217697361
thats a great episode
you're in the middle of the gems right now, the eps that hit the sweet spot between science fiction and real world moral questions
we're watching vicariously through you fren, keep enjoying

>>217697524
eh you missed a few bangers but not bad, you are now at the beginning of a great run so enjoy

>>217692834
>second set of fake data
well you know they can just advertise their own show on their own platform as being in a top 10 of something they themselves chose right
or are you completely retarded

>>217697361
WHO GIVES A FUCK

>>217697578
Fuck you

>>217697578
I do, why don't you? seeing new watchers take on things is interesting, its not obnoxious or fake its just a genuine reaction to something he has never seen before whats your problem?

>>217697578
I will keep posting because there’s no where else I can discuss specific episodes of a 35 year old show. I’m only talking about the ones I really like anyway

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Dr. Phlox always has these great shirts on

>>217697578
I dont give a fuck so I just scroll past it but I support actual trek discussion so shut the fuck up

ENT fucking sucked, anyone who says its good is PSYOPING you...

>>217697671
i'm trans btw

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>>217697671
To decon you go ensign, until we can get rid of that HIV you picked up!

>>217697578
i do, thats what actual trek discussion looks like
>>217697632
ignore the /trek/ schizos, we have many

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>>217697643
that is a nice shirt
however....

>>217695866
>when the Betazoid senses how horny you are when looking at her

>217697671
Lame bait, but I understand why you made it. Thread is slooooooooow today.

>>217695866
>79 million households subscribe to Paramount+ but none of they watch. Because they have shows I don't like. Listen to me!

>>217698690
shut the fuck up epstein

>>217697671
ENT is amazing. It's one flaw is the serialization time war / Xindie Weapon of Mass destruction thing.

i think the guy always mindlessly praising ENT is actually the psyopper

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>>217698690
>79 million households subscribe to Paramount+
>that means ALL of them watch Kurtzman's shitty NuTrek
Flawless logic.

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>>217689789
based

>>217698469
don't just walk, run!

>>217698885
fuck off pedo

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>>217697578
I do BITCH

Television doesn’t last much beyond the year 2040 anyways

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>start rewatch of ENT
>oozes with unbelievable optimism for space travel
its so fun, my only big gripe with it is crewman daniels and his silly ass time travel plot, trek has never done good time travel (except for the DS9 tribble special)

>>217700114
my big gripe is no sex on de beach wit shran

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Why do nerds pretend trek is some kind of high culture work of art? Remove all these smoking hot bitches dax1, dax2, 7of9 and it turns to shit.

Decided to start rewatching Discovery so I could understand the context of Starfleet Academy. I forgot that the first episode establishes that a "Vulcan Hello" means shooting at the other guy first so that you establish dominance in your subsequent conversation, even if you're vastly outgunned and your commanding officer is too stupid to understand what a Vulcan Hello is.

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Also anyone noticed Wheyoun says "kettrecel hwyte"?

>>217700247
Saying the H first in white is the kino way

>>217700247
hWheyoun*

>>217697361
I feel like they never knew what to do with the Romulans in any iteration of Star Trek except for Nemesis and Picard. In TOS they show up and are scary for one episode and interesting for a second one, but they're never developed to the same level as the Klingons and had very little impact on the show. They're just the OTHER authoritarian enemy.

Then in TNG they show up in S1 to be spooky and dress up like couches. They show up as the "big bad" of the quadrant because the Klingons aren't anymore, but despite all the characterization around them they only do one notable thing and that's Unification's attempted invasion of Vulcan. That was, like, 4 or 5 Klingon episodes in TOS. Other than that, they do some cloak-and-dagger stuff but you don't really get much of a window into why their society is so orderly and why the Tal Shiar is everywhere and what drives their militarism after the TOS movies depicted them as just another member of the Khitomer Accords, the China-France to the USSR and USA of the Klingons and Federation.

Then DS9 just doesn't do anything with them despite introducing a Romulan who joins the Defiant to watch over the cloaking device. None None of the cast and writer interviews ever seems to indicate they were going to have a Romulan join the DS9 cast despite them going to Michael Dorn and pulling in Worf. DS9 as a whole just wastes the Romulans because you find out nothing new about them, not even when they go to Romulus for that one episode. TNG was introducing new stuff about the Klingons every season.

ENT of course introduced Romulans early in the show and it was finally something different, while being totally the same. They were isolationist territorialists who wouldn't fly off the handle like the Klingons when you trespass on their planet, but then S3 makes them Mengele in space with mastery of holograms.

>>217700577
>Then in TNG they show up in S1 to be spooky and dress up like couches. They show up as the "big bad" of the quadrant because the Klingons aren't anymore, but despite all the characterization around them they only do one notable thing and that's Unification's attempted invasion of Vulcan.
They also back Duras and try to take control of the Klingon Empire during a civil war. That's a pretty major fucking thing.

I agree they could've done more with them but that would've required serialization to a greater degree than TNG was willing to do.

>>217700577
At least in Nemesis and Picard you get in-depth looks at what the Romulans could be: Slavers of lesser species, militarists with a code of conduct, covert religious cultists who use their natural shiftiness to propagate their beliefs to take power. It's interesting, it's different, it's something that, while not as developed as the Klingons, gives them more flavor than
>Surveillance State Romans who wear flannel in all environments
And finally Discovery knew what to do with them by making them unite with and restore emotional balance to the Ni'Varan people.

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>>217700621
>At least in Nemesis and Picard you get in-depth looks at what the Romulans could be

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>>217700621
>At least in Nemesis and Picard
Stopped reading there.

This thread is not for you.
Begone, tranny.

>>217700603
That seemed more like Selar's personal operation the same way the drone ship was Valdore's and the attacks on the Neutral Zone by a single ship was the Praetor's or the Tal Shiar joining Tain's plan to attack the Founders. Whereas Unification seemed like a real ploy from multiple levels of the Romulan government in the same way the Romulans joining the Dominion War and not just a faction.

>>217700219
The Star Trek series are uneven; however, people forgive the shortcomings because the seasons were long and the budgets were low.

>>217700577
The romulans never get more fleshed out despite being established and a very interesting group of aliens, they really don't lean into the vulkan/romulan relationship as much as they should
And then in ds9 the cardassians became the new militant empire and got all the qualities of the romulans but with much more screentime

>>217701046
I think making the Romulans too focused on the Vulcans would've been a mistake. If every Romulan plot was
>Invade Vulcan
they would've become too predictable.

No one has ever tried right-wing star trek

>>217701242
it's called the mirror universe

>>217701242
>It's an ugly planet, a neural parasite planet

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>>217701266
Thought of that like right after posting

>>217701082
not necessarily, adding romulan infiltrators in vulkan government (which theres precedent for) would make for a lot of tension
they also did this in DS9 though with the shapeshifters, but romulans imitating vulcans is a lot more grounded than "anyone could be a founder lol"

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Are there any Star Trek books worth reading?

>>217692406
Why would anyone in the UK have a Paramount+ account when they have all their shows on Sky?

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>>217696157
cute
I'm glad gene snuck his wife onto the 60's series and beyond,

>>217701529
She was so hot and he hated her

>>217701529
>>217701607
you guys will simp for anything

even 60s majel was mid as hell

>>217697643
why the fuck was there a cardassian on the crew of the first enterprise?

>>217701618
youre married as long as those two were, resentment always turns up
but she was a fun part of Star Trek in spite of it all

>>217701858
I don't hate her as an actress at all but saying "she was so hot" is absurd

>>217701874
hot wasnt all there was to it, being a good sport with the material can move mountains

>>217701844
Phlox isn't grey skinned

it is strange to think that todays studios are incapable of producing a show with the production quality of TNG. even if they could figure out how to do the makeup and sets and lighting and sfx, it would cost 50 million per episode

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Why do they always make the same stupid arguments?

>>217701963
that's racist

>>217701404
I liked A Stitch in Time
it's not great literature but it aspires to more than slop

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>>217702064
this is literal grade school writing wtf

>>217702113
I don't know what you mean. It's just part of "Roddenbury"'s vision.

>>217702064
Pakleds are the target audience

new
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>>217702216
>>217702216

>>217701242
and nobody ever will because rightoidism is irreconcilable with capitalism. there are eight billion people on this shitball and nearly all of them are brown. capital wants that market, not (You).