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mfw a blackshart starts another rebellion

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>3 episodes of the purest asoiaf kino
dare i say, we’re so back

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I fixed Dunk's shield!
OAK AND IRON GUARD ME WELL
OR ELSE I'M DEAD, AND DOOMED TO HELL!

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Sleepy Daeron Waters is turning a blind and watery eye to Dornishmen walking freely through the marches to peddle the strangler, homosexualism, and inferior vintages in our fair realm.
The people of Westeros need a leader muscled like a maiden's fantasy to right the ship of state, someone who can deflect Rhoynar tomfoolery off his rock hard abs.

the more she shit the more she shat
the more she shat the more she shit

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>>217728942
before (ugly)

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Do great series have generals that host the same posts like TAOOBA and Mario Naharis again and again and live whole days before next bake?
i think not

/got//hotd/ wasn't gifted with writing or restraint, /got/ was arrogant, lazy
/hotd/ whored and pandered, it was a hard series not to hate by the end, ruled the catalog for nigh on 16 years and it was still forgotten

what chance do i have, truly?

/got/ was good to me, /hotd/ weren't family to me but it kept me like we were

they raised me be an honorable general and all these other generals still can't even remember his name

his name was /got/hotd/, and i am his legacy (/dunk/)

Friday
we will show the catalog what his hand has wrought

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>>217728912
have you seen bloodraven?

>>217728895
They are though, they're literally filming Sworn Sword right now

>>217728887
I'm sorry but the kid is a terrible egg, absolutely incapable of getting across the haughty manner of a targeryien prince, no gravitas whatsoever

>>217728976
Good news if true. Thanks

Outside of emotional closure, what do we even get out of actually seeing the events of Summerhall? Everyone blackpilled over prophecytism that leads straight into Rhaegar regressing back into it?

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>>217728975
Brynden and Daemon feel like anime characters more than game of thrones characters

Did horses really have cool armour?

>>217729029
that's why the Blackfyre tv series should be an anime done by Madhouse

not really though, I want to see that shit in live action

>>217729029
ASOIAF has always been shonen, literal children are capable of performing amazing feats of strength or magic. The side characters have some quirky gimmick or trait that makes them stand out. It's like Vinland Saga where the story is grounded but then you have characters like Thorkell who has Hulk strength because it makes the fights cooler.

No luck catching them targ boys then?

>>217728681
>retarded-ass zoomer can't think of way for the showrunners to pad out the runtime after they've done it for the last four episodes
kek why are zoomers so retarded

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Tanselle, you don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat these

Egg = bald fraud

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>>217728887
>What hearing one political rant does to a mf

>>217729074
kek

>all the seethe about blackfyres being bastards
>canonically every Targ is a bastard descended from a Lyseni singer because Aegon was sterile
how will targshits ever recover from this?

>master of games trying to rope Dunk into some kind of gambling scheme for no reason
>amputee butt pleasure song
>terrible fortune teller scene
It's still 7/10 but this was the weakest ep so far no contest

>everyone having discussions
>attention seeker makes new thread early
>all the discussions abandoned because he can't stop making the thread about himself
The most retarded general.

Every other board I frequent, people wait until page 9 or 10 to make the new thread.

>>217728681
Episode 4 - Buildup Put together a team ft. Lyonel Baratheon's HILARIOUS OC antics
Episode 5 - Climax The duel and a return to form of the GoT Penultimate Episode Climax
Episode 6 - Resolution Baelor's funeral and an actual tease for the events of The Sworn Sword maybe

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>>217729029
>gay ass fan art

>>217729143
Did Aegon even care?

>>217729143
>>canonically every Targ is a bastard descended from a Lyseni singer because Aegon was sterile
/THREAD

The final scene of episode 6 will be Bloodraven entering the cave beyond the Wall

the only honorable thing a targaryen can do is finish on his wife tits

>>217729148
Opposite for me, every single general I use has dedicated thread autists who make new ones before the bump limit is even hit.

>>217729125
Woke is back

>>217729179
Don't you mean their sister's tits?

>>217729147
Don't forget Egg running to fetch Dunk to intervene in the puppet show, getting him in trouble, when he could have stopped the guards right away.

>thread from 4 hours and 40 minutes ago >>217725407 died only now
>thread from almost 2 hours ago >>217727248 still at page 6
Jesus fuck, kill yourself

>>217729143
it’s so over for Blackfyre shits man

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Everything we know about S2 so far
>Currently filming
>Set for release in early 2027
>Will feature flashbacks to Dunk and Egg's time in Dorne
>Even smaller-scale than S1
>Has the same budget as first season but production is even more expensive because of rising inflation costs

>>217729155
how asoiaf fans think their series looks
>>217729029
what it actually looks like

>>217729190
heh

>>217729195
This at least happens in the book

>I will take Ser Duncan's side
My niggas I am not ready

>>217729148
Kek Imagine caring so much about it

>>217729148
every board has become /b/ now

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....semoc eH

>>217728887
BUY AN AD

They're incestuous aliens, Duncan!

>>217729220
>imagine wanting proper discussion in the discussion forum... instead of attention whores
I wish you realized how retarded you sound.

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GROWING STRONG NIGGAAA

Wtf is egg a targraraian??

>>217729243
The whole lot, mate!

>alt shift defending hotd
yawn

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why can't we be friends

Episode 4 is dropping early on Friday (Because of the Super Bowl)

worst episode by far still above average and highly enjoyable though, 7/10

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>>217729280
If only they had been friends. they would have been an unstoppable duo

>>217729256
Yes my nigga, did you not see the signs

>>217729148
What threads?

>>217729304
Just weird how they all have fancy names and he is just egg lol

>>217728965
that ain't so bad

>>217729265
I will be fair to that show because it's basically adapting a wikipedia page, whereas this series had the benefit of being basrd on fully formed narratives with actual characters and tight themes.

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>>217729143
A bastard's bastard is a bloody bastard, bastard.

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The only good Targaryen is a dead Targaryen
How do you like them apples?

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>>217729321
You shall be king, and die in hot fire and worms shall feed on your ashes, and all who know you shall rejoice on your dying

>>217729329
BASED kill all dragons red or black

>>217729329
BASED

>1/3rd of the posts are ritual posters that make the same post every thread
>"yeah let's make a new thread early so they post again"

Dunk feels like a b-team TV show, despite the higher overall quality. That's 30 minutes runtime isn't doing it any favor.

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Describe this episode in five (5) words or less

>>217729316
aegon

>its all a plot duncan, ever since those white haired cunts got into power we've been seeing more and more pentoshi here. when was the last time you bought bread from a proper westerosi?

a bit too on the nose for me

>>217729363
yeah the 30 minute runtime sucks balls

Is getting your ass fingered a meme or legit?

>>217729367
Total Targ Death

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>>217729280
>why can't we be friends
because of these two niggas

>>217729147
>master of games trying to rope Dunk into some kind of gambling scheme for no reason
I think the rationale behind it is that since Dunk is a nobody he would be by far the best possible gamble odds wise, but since there isn't a draw and the duels are decided by making a challenge they needed Dunk to challenge their fall guy. I guess the fall guy could have challenge Dunk instead and then lose anyway without ever telling Dunk about the plan, but that was probably too embarrassing. The scene was still clumsy though.

>>217729029
Same with Jon Snow.
>Magic sword
>Wolf familiar

There a way to look up the targs on this show without spoilers?

>>217729367
i want more now

Is Gwin Ashford supposed to be important?

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>>217729363
they should’ve done 2 episodes per week, hopefully they’ll listen for season 2

>>217729377
I hate the targ bastards, they want to replace us with dothraki savages

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>>217729367
INCESTUOUS ALIENS, ALL

question for the lorefags

i've seen some of the animated game of thrones extras breaking down Aegon and his conquest, he made the Targaryen symbol right?
red dragon on black right? but his dragon was black???

>>217729426
Next episode words will be BETTER GREEN THAN WORMY

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Its 1am EST. The streaming place I go to still hasn't uploaded ep 3. Brothers, there has to be a place with faster uploads.

>>217729393
not to mention a massive siscon
>keeps his vows as his father and brothers die, Winterfell gets torched, North gets taken over by Boltons
>the second he thinks he can save Arya he spergs out
>every woman he's attracted to he compares to Arya as his frame of reference

>>217729444
If you can't navigate r/piracy like a normalfag then I don't how to help you without spoondfeeding you.

>>217729435
not much of a lorefag, but i think the targ sigil has always been a red dragon on black, no matter than balerion was black
the reversed colors are for the blackfyres, the bastard pretenders

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luv cider
luv jowstin
'ate them fookin aliens

SIMPLE AS

>>217729444
>>217726650

>>217729367
Pee pee poo poo

>>217729435
>>217729473
actually there was no targ sigil till Aegon made it to mock the other kingdoms of westeros, it's actually a funny joke that GRRM just thought it looked cool, there is no reason for the banner to have a red dragon on there, miraxxes was grey, vhagar was green, balerion black. If anything the Blackfyre flag should have been the flag but red on black looks better than black on red i guess

>>217729483
>red apple

>>217729435
idk why the colors but its not his dragon, its a 3 headed one to represent the houses power through his and his 2 sisterwive's dragons.

>>217728965
This is how Brienne describes it though
She says its more like a painting than a simple sigil

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>>217729074

>>217729509
None of them green apples in my day lad

>>217729521
kek

>>217728965
that looks very good, actually, why are the spergs crying about it? is it because everyone these days is a whiny, retarded bitch?

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>>217729125
>TARG FUCKING SHITS

>>217728965
it's suppose to look like a painting

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>>217729143
>canonically every Targ is a bastard descended from a Lyseni singer because Aegon was sterile
BASTARD FROM A BASKET
BASTARD FROM A BASKET

are we going to get a season on Tarth with Dunk plugging Brienne's great grandma?

>>217729265
Him and Glidus have to defend it because they get perks like that time they had a private meeting with Martin and he apparently gave them the planned ending

>>217729401
Depends on what you would consider spoilers, but probably not

people with white hair are just evil by nature

egg became good the moment he shaved it all away

>you shall be king, and die in hot fire and worms shall feed on your ashes, and all who know you shall rejoice on your dying

was egg hated or something?

>>217729496
cool, nice to know, i thought aegon created it before arriving on westeros
>>217729576
lel them but not preston?

How did Blackfyre "chads" keep losing to dweebs like Daeron II, Aerys I, and Egg?

>>217729572
It would be season 4 if we get it

>>217729143
No he wasn't.

>>217729605
the same way the greens lost the dance
GRRM wanted them to lose, even though there's no logistical possibility. Just with Vhagar, the greens could've wiped the blacks off the map in a week

>bloodraven has coldhands and Children of the Forest he could use directly to tell the Night's Watch how to fight the white walkers
>uses cryptic dreams and a screeching raven to give vague advice instead
what the fuck is his problem? Is he just retarded or is he a pawn of the walkers?

>>217729605
bloodraven and alot of bad luck, Daemon was actually winnign the war up until red grass, smashed the knights of the Vale and their vanguard and was winning red grass up until he got off his horse to check on corbray after winning their duel, red grass fields was right outside of KingsLanding so if the Targs lost it was over, but bad weather kept Bittersteel late and Fireball died right before the battle, the moment Brynden killed Daemon it was over, it all fell apart when Baelor and Maekar arrived

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>>217729625
*twang*
>the greens could'v-AAAACK

>>217729625
I'm just mad that he killed jaehaera, you would think as the hippy he is he would recognise that as poetic "the futility of war" ending, but instead here's a random sexy 6 year old

HotD is a lot more memeable tbqhwyfam

>>217729605
Daemon pulled a Ned Stark and Bloodraven capitalized on it

damn less happens on this shitty tv show than in the average anime episode
can they fucking add more content please

>>217729619
>had 2 wives for over a decade, longer with Visenya
>1 kid looks nothing like him, the other is an obvious blood magic abomination
cope, aegon was a willing cuck

>>217729684
the star wars prequels are more memeable than the originals

>>217729699
I get what you're trying to say, but all these shows are slop that will be forgotten in 5 years anyway, so memeable is better.

>>217729265
Preston said it best. Alt Shift and Glidus HAVE to say only nice things or else they don't get to view episodes early or get invited to future premiers

>>217729725
i call that “wife”

>>217729695
maybe fallout or andor will be more of your speed anon

>>217729625
>GRRM wanted them to lose, even though there's no logistical possibility

dorne lore is the worst
>after Rhaenys gets killed, they spend 2 years straight burning every castle in Dorne
>somehow these castles all still exist and aren't Harrenhal tier ruins
>entire population of Dorne is able to stop doing any form of labor and just hide in the desert without starving to death while this happens
bravo GRRM

>>217729743
but preston got to see the season early too

>>217729414
not at all. in the books she has no dialog and we never learn her name

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>>217729211

>>217729781
same with infinity respawning riverlanders

>>217729452
>Gets a red headed wildling fuck buddy
>She reminds Jon on Arya
oh Gurm

>>217729781
>Dorne cannot be conquered by dragons because reasons they just can't OK?
>Spend generations at war with Dorne on and off
>Targs finally bring them into the Kingdoms through marriage
>as of modern day in ASoIaF the Martells are now the biggest Targ restoration supporters in the Kingdoms
some kinda pottery or something idk

>>217729496
>Mock
the books clearly say he did this to show the other lords he was one of them. Basically

>Hey bros I'm just like you! look I have a sigil

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KILL ALL TARGYERIANS

>>217729759
you say that like those shows are any different from got druk hotd
lol

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>>217729599
Is Steve Martin evil?

>>217729839
Robert was a cuck twice over and handed his entire birthright over to the Lannisters while causing the extinction of his house.
Not even Aerys fucked up that badly.

>>217729211
Egg is gonna get JUSTed by puberty and it's gonna be terrible.

>>217729603
only by high lord's. the common folk loved him.

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Three fingers in the bum?

THEY'RE INCESTUOUS ALIENS, DUNCAN. BLOOD-MAGICKERS AND TYRANTS WHO HAVE BURNED OUR LANDS, ENSLAVED OUR PEOPLE, DRAGGED US INTO THEIR WARS WITHOUT A MOTE OF RESPECT FOR OUR HISTORY OR CUSTOMS EVERY PALE-HAIRED BRAT THEY SADDLED ON US HAS BEEN MADDER THAN THE LAST, GODS KNOWS HOW


the only honorable thing a targeryan can do for this realm is finish on his wife tits

>>217729864
Robert has edric and gendry who can be legitimatized to continue the house meanwhile house Targaryen is actually going to be extinct forever

having to spend time with ser bennis will suck so bad though
literally the worst character in all three books, and he doesn’t shut the fuck up

>>217729884
Would have been funnier if he said sister’s tits

>>217729834
>>Hey bros I'm just like you! look I have a sigil
yeah i read it as mocking, like aw thats cute, you guys think your banners with lions and stags make you strong

man i was still in the other thread

>>217729884
I miss finishing on my girlfriend's tits

>>217729783
yes but not through HBO. he's seeing it second hand from his buddies

>3 Episodes remain.
>Already dragging a tiny bit.
>season is obviously just going to be the tourney.

I don't know how they're going to draw this out over 3 more hours.

>>217729603
>was egg hated or something?
he died a mad man who nearly desstroyed his house

>>217729884
TRVTH

>>217729903
sorry Blackfyre shitfuck, but, no... Aegon just made a good political move by adopting a local traditional.

The opposite of this is Stannis turning against the faith like a tard

>>217729884
bro raymun didn't have to cooked the dragons like that :cry: :cry: fr fr

>>217729944
>sorry Blackfyre shitfuck
???? what the fuck

>>217729920
3 hours? episodes are half an hour
only 1.5 hours left

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>>217729907
I know that feel

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>>217729884
THEY'RE ALIENS DUNK!!!!

Bloodraven is more hated by his people than Daemon Blackfyre

>>217728887
how much of the book have they covered so far?

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>>217729401
nope

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> "fucking dornish bitch"
> is 3/4 dornish

is he Nick Fuentes

People said that Dunk and Egg's story was supposed to be the more lighthearted version of Westeros. A more classic heroic tale.

It couldn't be further from the truth. At least in ASOIAF the good guys win and the bad guys die. With Dunk and Egg it's always the other way around. The only lesson you can take from it is that you should be evil.

>>217730011
kek
>>217730035
KEK

>>217730011
TRVTH

>>217730035
why is is neck so long Jesus

>>217730039
0/10

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>>217729816
most insane part is when Jon tries to defend sister fucking to Ygritte kek. In the same book when he wonders if Ygritte is as skinny as Arya under all her furs
>uohhhhhh, little sister erotic! needs correction!

>>217729944
actual smart move would have been turbo backing the Norf as a counter against the Faith so the Targs could do what they wanted instead of bending over backwards to appease them. Targshits are retarded though, so it never occurred to them

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>>217730035

>>217730110
old tree magic hard counters valyrian magic though

>>217728911
Soulless. Open MS paint and do it properly.

>>217730035
lmao

why did tarantino direct the last minute of the episode

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Luv me some colored armor

>>217729388
>. I guess the fall guy could have challenge Dunk instead
nah, the people entering the lists are challengers, the ashford son is a champion and can only answer challenges given to him
its why valar looks all bored, no one wants to challenge a prince

dead general

why are they referring to the hand of the king as "your grace"?

>>217729603
his kids hated him because he wanted them to behave and do political marriages instead of fucking eachother or random peasants
his lords hated him because he kept depowering them to protect the smallfolk
the small folk don't "know" him

I'm convinced the ritual succeeds, but Dunk kills the dragons

>>217730300
because hes also the crown prince

>>217729839
targshit trvth nuke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep009ll9BgM

>6, 30 min episodes

its basically a 3 hour "season:

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seven i fucking hate my brother's son

>>217730300
Next in line? I think all the princes can go my your grace, at least in court

>>217730323
this guy never covered byzantine :(

>>217730322
>>217730341
dont skewer me but i dont remember anyone referring to joffrey as his grace unless sansa did in which case she was retarded

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TAOOBA

>>217730323
i get this video was a one off but it would've made more sense to be a targ glazer in an "unbiased history of westeros" series

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think she's gonna lose 2 fingers next season

Reminder that the next episode comes out early, on Friday American time because of some American nonsense.

Knight of the seven kingdoms is a shit-tier title. What would you have called it instead?

>>217730412
Handegg??

>>217730412
What the fuck is going on? The final 2 episodes of fallout changed days too.

>>217730421
hedge knight

egg would have to shave his head with a knife daily to keep it from growing back. its been several days in the timeline and they havnt shown him shave his head once

>>217730421
Cocks and Shits: A Game of Thrones Tale

>>217730412
trump is raping babies on the weekend and wants us to watch that day

>>217730408
I dont care about HOTD past S1. but fuck she's hot

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I'm excited for HotD...

>>217730475
If it’s good then it’s a bonus. But if it’s bad then we will have just as much fun shitposting about it.

>>217730475
get out

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>>217730475

why does the heir to the throne not have silver hair?

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BEHOLD ME NOW
I AM AEGON TARGARYEN, SECOND OF HIS NAME
I AM VISERYS’ TRUE HEIR
SIXTH KING OF ANDALS AND THE RHOYNAR AND THE FIRST MEN!
I WAS ANNOINTED BY THE HIGH SEPTON IN THE LIGHT OF THE SEVEN AND IT IS IN THEIR LIGHT THAT I STAND BEFORE YOU NOW
STRIKE ME DOWN AND THE STRANGER HIMSELF WILL TAKE RETRIBUTION
THE WARRIORS SWORD WILL BE JUDGEMENT UPON YOU
yes….YES! YOU MAY WELL DRAW BACK
FOR NOW YOU SEE ME AS I AM
DREADFUL IN VENGEANCE
RIGHTEOUS AND GLORIOUS

>>217730514
half dornish

>>217729680
You don't hate Peake fucking shits enough
I hope Cumdal changes Jaehaera's fate

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wine stain birthmark

>>217729435
red dragon to represent "the blood of the dragon". it's the Valyrian blood that gives him divine right of kings, not the specific skin of the dragon he's riding.

>>217730541
Why would Bloodraven scare Egg by revealing his fate?

>>217730541
Good spotting anon.

>>217729884
did elden ring drive grrmartin insane? why would westerosi men think the targs are from outer space? is that even a concept in the setting?

>>217730564
He’s taunting him because he causes summerhal and for everyone to hate him

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Rate the odds of Black Betha surviving a race change.

>>217729143
Unironically, the Targaryen male line is only alive through the Baratheons like Robert, Renly, Stannis and Gendry

The Targaryen male line post-conquest is that of a Lyseni singer

The real Targaryens are the Baratheons

>>217730571
Bloodraven doesn't care about Targaryens or Blackfyres, it's all a means to an end

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>>217730541
show bloodraven has the mark on the other side of his face

>>217730595
it's clearly a glamour, the winestain could just be a wink to fans

how many aegon targaryen has there been? why is egg the only one who has been referred to as egg? kind of hackey writing

>>217729029
Brynden is legally distinct Elric with Odin characteristics.
Daemon is Sword guy.

>>217730607
cause hes the only bald aegon

>>217730616
sword guy kind of mogging

>>217728992
Thats what I'm doing right now. Dunk is literally me. I'm... thank you!

>all thats left is Aerion demanding a trial of the seven, dunk gathering his men and the fight
>somehow 3 eps are left
huh

>>217730607
>how many aegon targaryen has there been?
like 20, but only 7 of them mattered, 5 if we are not counting jon snow or faegon

>>217730412
The author of the books this show is based on happens to be a big NFL fan so show some respect.

>>217730633
MORE shitting, MORE cocks, MORE Lyonel filler

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hadn’t noticed both baelor and valarr have h̶o̶m̶o̶p̶h̶o̶b̶i̶a̶ ̶ heterochromia, nice detail

>>217730639
I thought he was a commie loser incel who got bullied for being a nerd. Why does he like NFL?

>>217729792
She better be freckled all over.

I care more about how he killed the horse, than how he was torturing the whore.

>>217730571
But I thought the Great Spring Pox, Aerys' low libido and Aeriongate were all part of Bloodraven's master plan to instate Egg as king?

>>217730633
Sunset found him watching filler.

Anyone else think Aerion’s actor is kinda meh? A little boy and a rugby player are acting circles around him.

stop saying mean things to dunk, it sads me

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hes literally me

>>217730633
30 min eps. its really an ep and a half left

>>217730686
then tell dunk to stop shitting on daemon, it sads me big

>>217730691
over so soon? but i was having fun

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Black people are gonna start calling us incestuous aliens

>>217730633
Young dunk in flew bottom flashback episode

Why is that guy playing Aerion like he took a bunch of benzos and is trying not to fall asleep?

>>217730475
I will never watch that shit with black valyrians.

Deport all Valyrians.

>>217730652
He's still American, a proud jets fan.

How does Dunk make friends so easily? Is being tall just easy mode?

>>217730633
4 - recruitment
5 - trial of the seven
6 - funeral and aftermath

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>>217730829
Velaryon

>>217729029
Chad Blackfyre vs incel bloodraven (actually a crow)

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>>217730863
>spoiler

Just how pure was the targ bloodline when it got to daneyres?

>>217730886
GURM just spawns targs out of nowhere to add to the gene pool. It makes no sense so don't worry about it.

dunk fr fr be jestermaxxing for some low tier becky
meanwhile sigmaerion breaks her finger cause he don't care #TGTOW (Targs go their own way)

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the comic did a way better job showing off dunk's retard strength when tanselle got hurt

>>217730906
>GURM just spawns targs out of nowhere
Not really, but he does suspiciously kill off all the non-valyrian looking Targs

>>217730886
this is the least inbred time for the family
after this generation they go straight back to brother_and_sister tags

>>217730886
Danys like less than 5% Valyrian, Jons like 2.5 or some shit.

>>217730541
Isn't bloodraven only supposed to become aware of egg in the 3rd novella? And that's when he decides to kill everyone else in line for the throne?

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>>217730920
Those tents/mountains/polygons are grim.

>>217730541
That's bran?

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>>217730886
some nerds on basedddit did le match

>they’re incestous aliens
we’re losing the ancient text
someone bring out the doctrine of exceptionalism
Jaehaerys didn’t go through all that trouble for this

Any crippled girls itt?

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>>217730955
He's aware of everything at all times

>>217730673
Yeah he is going for a subdued performance for a guy whose moniker is Brightflame, not sure if a bad choice or bad acting desu

>>217730643
they never bothered giving people purple eyes, so idgaf

>incestuous aliens
would Steve Jobs really be so open about such treason? I know he outranks Dunk on the noble scale, but still. I'm not saying they would cut out his tongue for saying it, but it's still incredibly reckless for him to shout it out.

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>>217730990
yes

>>217730990
>crippled
What?

We will never get answers about Old Valyria
We will never get answers about Summerhall
We will never get answers about Azor Ahai
We will never get answers about Asshai
We will never get answers about black stone
We will never get answers about the Five Forts

The fat fuck is gonna die and we are powerless to stop it.

>>217730967
muttgaryens

>>217731042
2nd best girl.

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So what the fuck is the deal with the Odin looking 'maddest knight in the kingdom' who thinks he possessed by the Warrior

>>217730967
Could you get an image with less pixels please

>>217731080
fewer

>>217730990
jeffrey, we told you -- you're supposed to be dead
we can't keep your shit on the down low, if you keep shitposting here, even if you've created it to begin with

>>217731083
GOTTEM

>>217730997
Nah he's just a medieval gooner

>>217731042
would you be willing to uhh
you know

>>217730920
>I was planning on raping that lass behind a tent later

>>217731029
On one hand it is nice to not have everyone glaze the targshits on the other if that sentiment was so widespread with so little fear of reprisals the tarts wouldn't have lasted so long after losing their dragons

>>217730967
>hightowers
>100% andals
They don't even know about the ancient Essosi copper extraction operation connection and the emporion of oldtown...

>>217731060
>We will never get answers about Old Valyria
>We will never get answers about Summerhall
>We will never get answers about Azor Ahai
>We will never get answers about Asshai
>We will never get answers about black stone
>We will never get answers about the Five Forts
Good, them being shrouded in mystery is what makes them compelling
otherwise you get the fucking ''how to make a white walker'' scene from the show

Since it's the middle ages, sir duncan is probably 5'10

>>217731149
>sir
ngmi

> First episode: Human poop
> Second episode: Human dick
> Third episode: Horse poop
> Fourth episode: ???

By the gods, Anons...

>>217731165
Period blood

>>217730732
just call them niggers if they do

>>217731165
Baelor's brains is revealed to consist entirely of crap.
As do the brains of all dornishmen, it is the cause of their complexion.

>Baelor, you look like a proper Targaryen.
said no one ever

>>217730569
Asoiaf is sci-fi

>>217730886
The last pure Targ was Daemon Blackfyre

>>217731076
need to establish him for the trial of seven
someone is going to literally ride with the warrior

>>217729605
With the sole exception of Bittersteel they're the aggressively anti-intellectual faction.

>>217731272
yep, high in CHR and Honor though and all skill points in sword

>>217730690
The Green Apple is too based for his own good

>THEY'RE INCESTUOUS ALIENS, DUNK!

Finally someone says it.

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>>217731076
This sad twat, I imagine.

>>217731288
Wait that’s my build

>>217731288
Sounds like they're 4th sons whose fate is to become a knight and be married off to some merchant's daughter in exchange for a pouch of gold.

>>217730967
>daynes
>rhoynar

As long as this show doesn’t have valerian being dumbly recited it’s leagues better than the rest.

>>217731254
I completely forgot about him thought he was a new character

>>217731076
>we are a vessel for the Warrior
that line goes kinda hard desu

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>Fetch the season stretcher!
half the episodes are filled with nonsense

>>217731423
the first book is only about a hundred pages, I love all the comfy fluff they added makes the world feel alive

>>217729605
It's actually addressed in the second dunk and egg book.
Also, Bloodraven magic is an asspull that's been hurting the series for centuries of its canon.

Which Stark did the Targaryens have to fuck to make Bloodraven anyways?
He shouldn't be as powerful as he is.

>dude prophecy
>zoom the camera in her face for 30 secs
>have her wink at the audience as well

>>217731345
Pretty much but Daemon was really likable anon, you had to be there

>>217729125
Behold Nietzsche’s Übermensch, the man surpassing material illusions and restrictions that weaker men have set upon him. For 30 seconds or so but still.

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>>217730515

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>>217729496
I like the King Ghidorah look, personally

>>217731332
I'm glad Ronald Weasley managed to make a career in muggle television

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>>217729280
Two best friends in a room! They might kiss!

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>>217731447
>Stark

>>217730515
>>217731532
I wish he had stuck with this fella for old Aegon. I guess the other actor is better at suffering.

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Comfy kino

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>>217728975
>>217730541
>>217730997
Why the fuck is Bloodraven so OP?