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Episode's meme pic of the week.

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>>217735210

KISSES!

KISSES FROM DUNK!

>>217735251
The horse shitting was kind of tame. The eye popping out was more rough I'd say.

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Is this from the same current tournament?

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>I'm putting together a team...

>>217735301
Are you retarded?

>>217735301
no, many years prior

>>217735210
Loved this last episode.

Anyone notice Egg was doing the assumption song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TywmpMQYojs

You don't hurt women, remember that

>>217735301
No, it's a fucking flashback

Can a lorefag clear something up for me? You know how the Fossaway guy went on that little diatribe about the Targaryens when he and Dunk were drinking? Is that why people were generally cool with a Baratheon taking the throne? What exactly is the connection between the Targaryens and Baratheons? Were the Baratheons Andals that just allied with Aegon early in the conquest?

>>217735402
This. You let your dragon eat them.
t. Aegon III

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Okay I've just read all novellas for the first time. Don't you guys think that the second novella is kinda even more smaller scaled than this and not much interesting really happens?

I wonder how they'll hype up season 2.

>>217735258
>folk tales: how the fuck do they evolve and play into culture?

>>217735301
Anons, i never read the novellas, can i assume he's gonna be one of Dunk's trial of the 7 teammate? Maybe alongside laughing storm antler guy and young apple tree dude.

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>>217735133
A good chunk of Europe is like that. The coat of arms of Moravia has had a crowned eagle for like 700 years now, even though Moravia itself has been part of Bohemia since the early 11th century. The historical Czech coat of arms incorporates three crowned animals: crowned lions representing the dominant Bohemia, a checkered crowned eagle representing Moravia, and a black crowned eagle representing Silesia.

>>217735459
>Don't you guys think that the second novella is kinda even more smaller scaled
That's what makes it good.

>>217735210
Any webm requests?

Is dunk really that stupid or drunk? He would have been lucky to survive with his life without egg.

Is the mad king Aerys II, Egg's son?

>>217735506
Dunk kicking the shit outta that Targaryen faggot.

>>217735459
Most bookfags said they liked the second one the best

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>>217735210
>"Would you like to hear your fortune anon?"

>>217735466
As an European, the idea that, for example, the tale of Hercules killing the Nemean Lion would be punishable because the ruling house has a lion in their sigil is genuinely insane.

>>217735444
Aegon V (our Egg) had a daughter named Rhaella Targaryen. He married her to the son of Lyonel Baratheon (Dunk's bro in the show). Together they had a son who was the dad of Robert Baratheon.

So Robert had Targaryen blood, which he used to make a claim on the throne. But realistically he won it by conquest. He had a lot of support because Aerys II Targaryen was fucking crazy and made enemies of many lords, including the Starks of Winterfell and their allies.

>>217735521
Worse, he is a simp

>>217735559
Is she wearing a necklace like Melisandre's?

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So what's so offensive about this play?

>>217735576
No, we need to be better as men

>>217735466
>>217735565
It's because for some reason at least 1 targ every generation is a retard who thinks Westeros is ancient china and he can do whatever as a member of the diving bloodline and shiet.

>>217735444
baratheons had recent targ blood like the other anon said but also the original baratheon was aegon the conqueror's bastard brother.

>>217735588
His fursona is a dragon.

>>217735459
>muh targs, muh massive stakes
no fuck off the best thing about dunk and egg is low stakes just a hedge knight and his squire kicking around having adventures

>>217735565
To be fair... they take the furfaggotry roleplay very seriously in Westeros and like 80% of Euro noble houses used only either lions or eagles

>>217735588
He thinks the dragon stands for the Targaryens

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>>217735588
What the fuck is his problem? Why is he a massive cunt?

>>217735459
Would imagine they'll probably make up/further adapt stuff which happens off-screen in the books (i.e. between the end of The Hedge Knight and The Sworn Sword) and probably spend a lot of time on Blackfyre rebellion.

>>217735301
No it's a flashforward.

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d-do you like g-goose eggs a-anon?

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PRINCE BAELOR WAS THE FIRSTBORN
PRINCE MAEKAR SPRANG OUT LAST
DAEMON WAS THE BASTARD SO THEY KICKED HIS BASTARD...

GRASS IS GREEN AS SUMMER
GREEN GRASS I ADORE
BUT GRASS IS RED ALL OVER WHEN YOU KILL A REBEL...

HORSES DIE IN BATTLE
THIS BATTLE WAS THE FRONT
BLACKFYRE'S NOT A TRUEBORN HE CAME FROM THE WRONG...

COUNTRY WAS IN PERIL
THE ANVIL WAS A ROCK
THE HAMMER SMASHED THE BASTARD WITH HIS GIANT VEINY...

HOST OF DORNISH SPEARMEN

>>217735572
>>217735444
The Targaryen-Baratheon connection is much older than that, going back to Orys Baratheon, who is generally understood to have been a half-brother of Aegon the Conqueror. So the Baratheons are both intermarried with Targs, and they are their direct relatives except without the incest.

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>>217735656
SHUT UP OMLETTE

>>217735633
You would also be misunderstood if you were a glorious dragon trapped in the body of a human

>>217735633
He was born on the wrong side of the coin.

>>217735559
bloodraven confirmed tranny

>>217735588
>>217735633
If your family had the ability to ride dragons, but now they’re extinct, and you’ll never ride one, wouldn’t you also be pissed

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>>217735658
its funny how the valerion and targ connection is put in the forefront during the dance even though the baratheons are closer to the targs

>>217735476
But this isnt a personal coat of arms is it?

>>217735559
Ghost of High Heart confirmed?

>>217735658
Where do Baratheon magic genes that result in every child born with black hair and blue eyes even come from? From the Durrandon line or from the whore that Aegon's dad fucked?

>>217735572
>>217735658
Why is it such a big deal that Joff is blonde then? His mom is super blonde and his dad is half targ

>>217735506
Joust double KO

>>217735565
Then again dragons aren't just regular animals like lions.

Imagine if tanselle was your mother or sister, would you just watch?

>>217735658
By that logic a ton of houses would have a similar claim. Especially the Velaryions and Martells.

You would have to discredit Aegon I's entire 200-year long line to make a claim based on his bastard brother.

>>217735588
Actually, what is that play about? Some scene from House of the Dragon arc?

>>217735720
When was there double KO?

>>217735588
She said the B word

>>217735572
Gotcha.

>>217735598
So I know the Baratheons are always calling themselves the Storm Lords and there’s that story about Bran the Builder helping to build Storm’s End, but was it already the Baratheon family calling the shots in the Stormlands before Aegon ever arrived?

>>217735210
Wow

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>spits

>>217735588
Unironically people were more media literate then and the symbolism of a dragon being killed especially after the small riot earlier in the day? Definitely not a good idea

>>217735506
The exchange about Alice.

>>217735736
The first joust right after they have their bacon and egg sandwiches

>>217735444
>>217735572
Third anon here, but also remember that original OG Aegon suddenly and violently and overwhelmingly invaded westeros like 200 years before this show. The dragons were basically flying nuclear weapons because there was literally no answer for them for quite a long time and the fact that they had those dragons up to a certain point made it so they were the de facto rulers but by the point of this show the dragons have been dead for like 40 years? So over the course of that time and up until Robert's rebellion they wane in actual power over the continent because the dragons (their wmds) are gone while simultaneously getting more inbred and less and less effective as rulers as time goes on. Before the mad king, most other variations of his line that had similar issues would have had the dragons to back up their behavior 1 way or another, he did not. I mean don't look up what happens to egg in the show, the targaryens are crazy for a reason.

Then as well, Roberts rebellion was a course of very lucky and unfortunate events that ended up encouraging a Tywin and the Lannisters to make the coup overwhelming and inflict the final knife in the back, so to speak. But like I said no one would have had the ability to do any of that for the reasoning to do any of that if he had not been bad shit crazy and he had had any dragons.

>>217735711
>From the Durrandon line
Probably them, but then again Orys himself was already dark so
>>217735716
Because the Baratheon features always win out, which is what Ned figures out in the big book. And Robert isn't quite half Targ, it's more distant than that.

>>217735506
The song about killing blackfyre fucking shits

>>217735506
The riot.

>>217735716
It isn't really. Ned was a dumbass.

>>217735734
Serwyn of the Mirror Shield, a legendary figure who served the Kings of the Reach.

>>217735726
Probably? That's a common feature of living under an extrajudicial regime

>>217735758
Overdoing it

>>217735459
It's actually more expensive to film because of the dry environment, lol.

>>217735758
What disease causes constant spitting?

>>217735565
It’s all in the context. Popes and kings have outlawed plays that they took to have political messages. Robin Hood was specifically rewritten *by* the Monarchy to include King Richard because the original play was basically about a poacher feeding the poor who cared fuck-all about who the king was.

>>217735841
Productive cough. Hes full of phlegm

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>>217735841
being forced to do a 9-5 in a world with dragons and knights

>>217735841
>>217735758
He is all slimed up. Probably an infection. That's why he makes that noise and then spits.

>>217735711
Given how strong it is it may legitimately be that the Baratheons through the Durrandons descend from Durran's supernatural waifu-wife.

STANNIS
STANNIS
STANNIS

I don't get it, are the targs actually ayys or was he just saying that for a laugh?

>>217735565
Which is the point of Aerion. It is a reaction that is both cruel and stupid. It is especially arrogant and retarded by him in the show given barely any time has passed since he triggered a riot.

>>217735565
Anon it's a dynasty of incestuous dragon fuckers, they LOVE their dragons, if they could they would probably have babies with them instead of with each other.

>>217735572
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>>217735786
Thanks, guys!

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You don't just go to China and start doing plays where you kill Winnie the Pooh. Simple as.

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>>217735720
>>217735783

>>217735902
Alien as in foreign.

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-ACK

>>217735506
where egg and dunk are sitting after the first jousting looking down on the field and talking about mundane stuff

thanks webm anon

>>217735902
Alien just means foreigner anon. In that case the Targs are straight up foreigners from some magical eastern land who showed up to the continent and conquered everyone with dragons.

>>217735928
Its really not that stupid. Although he did react to it in a stupid heavy handed way

>>217735938
Now do
Ser S T O K E W O R T H
S
T
O
K
E
W
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Getting unchivalrously knocked by that rogue Ashford while he is still unready for a second pass.

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The acting and cinematography this last episode were both awful, far worse than the 2 eps before.
>first episode directed by a woman
oh

>>217735938
Based

>>217735565
As an European, the idea that there are adult human beings running around and laboring under the delusion that, for example, the tale of Hercules killing the Nemean Lion would be static over time and never be reconfigured to fit the political needs of the day is genuinely insane.

>>217735745
It’s a bit more complicated than that. The Stormlands used to be ruled by house Durrandon, who were the original storm kings. After Aegon’s invasion, Aegon’s half brother and the first Hand of the King named Orys Baratheon married the Durrandon heir Argella and took on the old Durrandon coat of arms, creating the new stormlord dynasty. The Baratheons therefore descend from both the Targs and the old Storm Kings.

>>217735304
>Oak and iron, guard me well…

>>217735934
This but unironically

This show is great. It's making me forget that GOT/HOTD are awful

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Based blacksmith join the good fight next week.

>>217735964
Magical ultra-imperialist eastern lands, mind you. Valyria was both magically advanced and extremely prolific in atrocities, even by Westerosi standards.

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>FUCKING 3 CLASH JOUSTS!!!
>what the fuck, WHAT THE FUCK, thats targs, targs did that. Only a targ could think of that, a targ or a braavosi
>An Andal could never do that to you, You know. An Andal who actually cares about the 7 kingdoms, would never do that to you. An Iron Islander wouldnt do that to you, its insidious. Iron Islanders arent even sinister enough, you know. They dont have that evil scheming to come up with something like that.

>>217735979
it's because they've run out of content and are trying to stretch a short story into 6 episodes so you have all of this cringe unnatural dialogue that Martin never wrote

>>217736031
They sure did love fucking other species.

>>217735938
How the fuck is this entertainment? Massive waste of resources and potentially men.

>>217735786
Isn't the theory that Egg killed everyone at Sumemrhall trying to bring dragons back so the nobles would stop being troublesome over his peasantry reforms

>>217736014
>wearing a skirt

>>217735808
Isn’t also part of Florian the Fool’s story?

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>>217735767

Anons i never read the novellas, but based on the show i imagine the guys who show up to help Dunk would be:
>Antler head laughing storm guy
>young Apple tree dude
>Blacksmith (because trailer screenshot)
>one eyed madman guy
>uh.. someone who hates Targs
>etc.

>>217735210
>"Hey, Duncan, I want to bet on Lord Ashford's son, so you can please win the tourney?"
Why the fuck did he bother asking him? This is the opposite of jobbing.

best episode yet and only horse did a shit
lesson in there mayhaps

>>217736074
At times of peace how else would you show how brave and what good horsemanship you have in a martial society ?

>>217736097
He really could have just been a bit sly about it instead.

>>217735934
Feudal Europe was nothing like modern China, though. The concept of a centralised state censorship is a post-feudal invention. Hell, when it comes to Europe, the very idea that the royalty has an absolute say over the politics and culture in their land is mostly an 18th century development.

>>217735459
>>217735547
>the second novella is kinda even more smaller scaled than this and not much interesting really happens?
It's great because it shows the squabbles of minor nobles and how the smallfolk get pushed around. Dunk once again has to deal with the morals of the situation. Both sides make good sounding points, but also commit despicable acts.

The guy Dunk decided to fight for turns out to have committed some serious crimes in the past which he got punished for. The ending is also great because against all expectations its ends with the two sides marrying each other to solve the dispute. And Dunk gets shafted when his love interest marries some old fuck for political reasons.

It might be the best thing the fatman has ever written.

Also helps that it has a hot femdom lady who makes out with Dunk. She later becomes the Lady Lannister and presumably keeps fucking Dunk on the side.

>>217736081
What were his reforms?

>>217736111
Show jumping?

>>217736096
>>Blacksmith
Commoners cant fight with nobles you lunatic

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>>217735986
Thanks, fren. That makes a lot more sense now.

>>217736129
I don't think they ever explained them but he was a champion of the small folk so it would likely be greater rights for them, less for the nobility.

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>bollywood edit egg reveal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOxutBMCOUc

>>217736129
Free range raping for every knight above 180cm.

>>217736127
You might be right but thats still very different from a member of the royal house seeing a play with overt anti royal house symbolism in it

>>217735468
So you never read the novellas but spoiled yourself the main plot points? What's up with that? Why then not read the graphic novel at least? It only takes like 30 minutes

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>>217736128
imagine being some chick's 5th husband in feudal times, that pussy was beyond haunted

>>217736128
>it has a hot femdom
They will make her black or brown

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>>217735938
Love this bald goober.
He'll be allowed to live and take the black after the Chadfyre restoration.

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Need a time travel episode so Summerhall doesn't happen

>>217735525
No, grandson

>>217736053
when they tell you to chill but you have to drop another truth bomb

>>217736192
Who is that girl that called dunk stupid?

>>217736097
he didn't want dunk to win, he wanted dunk to challenge Ashford's son

the tournament is arranged so that one at a time challengers come to the field, and they ride up to one of the champions, (the 5 guys with the tents sitting next to the field) and with their lance they knock on one of their shields to challenge that champion to a joust.
dunk could challenge any of the champions, but if hedge knight challenges the local favorite the betting odds on that would be very very good if you *knew* the local favorite would take a dive.

>>217735967
Do you have timestamp when this happens?

>>217735979
>>217736164
still better than anything in hotd

>>217736074
It's training, it's important to remember that Tournaments weren't originally just so "controlled" before it being just jousts and shit tourneys during the golden age of tourneys were strsight up mock battles where people died way more. William Marshall, who is definitely an inspiration for Dunk, participated in many of these mock battles alongside a lot of famour royals.

Anyway, basically it was training, because everyone knew and assumed there would be a next war even if it wouldn't be as high of intensity as the last.

>>217736138
Well, unless you're Dunc :)

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>>217736192
Those are some real sports fans.

>>217736159
You half-assed this one, brother.

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>>217736053
YOUR KINGDOMS
MY CHOICE
FOREVER

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The prophecy will make Aegon think he has to burn himself as 'the egg' has he's been called so for so long, similar to Dany at the end of the first book/season. He will go out like the brother he hated and tried to avoid comparison to so many times...

>>217736138
Idk, i assumed maybe he was disguised like Egg was

>>217736128
I actually hate the sworn sword because how the absence of Osgreys around 300 AC implies that Eustace and Rohanne never had any children.

>>217736129
Guaranteed anal fingering for every man

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>>217736229
thats not a high bar
though Aemond claiming Vhagar still fucks

>>217736211
lord ashford's daughter, the tourney is to celebrate her birthday

>>217736211
Daughter of the local Lord (Ashford) who is running the tourney.

>>217736129
Some minor protections to prevent lords fucking your wives. That sort of thing.

Doesn't matter, Tywin Lannister rolled them all back anyway.

>>217736138
Just lie about being knighted by a dying hedgeknight, easy peasy.

>>217736191
She is a red-head in the book, so yeah definitely some kind of brown

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>>217736269
>Tywin Lannister rolled them all back anyway.
based

>>217736192
>Average Liverpool FC match in the 80s

>>217736250
>anal fingering
They call it alicing.

>>217736248
eustace was puffing dust out of his dick, did you really expect him to make heirs?

>>217736192
>[horse neighing]
For Tyrek

>>217736248
This was rather obviously going to happen, mate.

>>217736128
>femdom

That woman was not into femdom.

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Why was this retard not wearing any riding gloves?

>>217735565
Are you saying that European countries never took ancient and sometimes forgotten history and stories and recontextualised depending on the political paradigm?

>>217736309
too kool for skool

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>>217736309
He's literally insane

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>>217735954
>where egg and dunk are sitting after the first jousting looking down on the field and talking about mundane stuff

Had to really shrink it down, hope its gopd enpugh

>>217736298
Eustace was built like a mustachioed bull.
The man fucked.

>>217736309
A dragon is chafe resistant

Why will Dunc be richer than a Lannister? Doesn't he become a kingsguard? Is it meant to be something symbolic?

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>>217735806
it's not just the hair and eye color, it's the fact they also don't resemble him in build or personality in a single way. Ned realizes Gendry is Robert's son because he's stubborn/insane enough to refuse to sell his helmet to the hand of the king. People who bring up Ned's kids don't mention how Robb is built like Ned despite tully hair

>>217736053
>now, now, drink this milk of the poppy and go to sleep

>>217736231
>>217736276
Dont like you casting aspersions on are Dunks honour

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FLY LITTLE DRAGON FLYYYYY

>>217735576
No, he did the right thing.

>>217736309
The dragon does not concern himself with protection for his human form's claws

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>>217736345
Rich in love and happiness. Things money cannot buy

>>217736335
You're doing great work anon.

>>217736159
Neat except egg is way too tall

>>217736248
It could just be that they are politically irrelevant. Even if they did not have children it could also have been some distant cousin inherited being head of the Osgreys.

>>217736345
Egg whores him to rich ladies across the realm

There really should be a subsect of Targs, or related houses, still worshipping their Valyrian gods.

>>217736350
Oh no, this 12 year old boy has a different personality than his father! Anyway...

>>217736350
It is still pretty shaky. Like, I don't look like my dad but he still is my dad

>>217736351
He does a fine enough job of that himself by going around killing crown princes and raping smallfolk and nobles alike.

>>217736345
See >>217736128

He is gonna have the heart of the Lady Lannister. Unlike Lord Lannister. Which makes him richer... kinda... I guess. So yeah symbolically.

>>217736345
I don't think that part was supposed to be True.

>>217736345
we have no idea what takes place between him after the tournament and him becoming a kingsguard

“They’re incestuous aliens, Duncan. Blood magickers and tyrants who’ve burned our lands, enslaved our people, and dragged us into their wars without a mote of respect for our history or our customs. Every pale-haired brat they’ve saddled on us has been madder than the last, god knows how. The only thing a Targaryen can do for this realm is finish on his wife’s tits.”

Uh hello based department

>>217735702
I was gonna protest this random character, but here you reminded me that the ghost exists and could well be her.

>>217736378
I feel that Tywin's cousins in the Coldmoat would have been mentioned.

>>217736409
The Ghost of High Heart is a dwarf and mostly likely a Child of the Forest.

>>217736406
love my Apple Fuentes

>>217736164
This sorta meme has been going on with GoT stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6sdfZXSHF4

Wouldn't be surprised if it gets done for egg reveal as well

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>>217735210
Tales of Dunk and Egg 4: The she-wolves of Winterfell

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>HBO once again throws away an opportunity to have melisandre show up

>>217735506
The speech about the Targaryens by the Fossoway.

>>217736248
>I actually hate the sworn sword because how the absence of Osgreys around 300 AC implies that Eustace and Rohanne never had any children.
There's nothing implied about this, it is made explicit. Osgrey dies shortly afterwards and Rohanne Webber marries Gerold Lannister, her 4 children from that marriage are her only children.

What's there to be upset about here? She only married that traitorous shit in the first place so she wouldn't be disowned by her father's will.

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>>217736257
Yep, it's still kino.

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If knights are really assholes and rapists and aiming for the horse in a joust is just accepted, it should realistically be the most common tactic.

>>217735716
Tbf I always thought asoiaf would have been more interesting had Cersei's incest and her kids legitimacy never been confirmed, the honourable Ned stark starting a deadly war out of unprovable rumours would have given it some real moral ambiguity. But alas that was never the kind of story asoiaf purported to be

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MWAHHHH the Fossoway cider has always been celebrated for its excellence.

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>>217736406
cool it with the anti-Semitism appleboy

>>217736472
but muh honor

>>217736472
It's not accepted that's why Aerion got his ass disqualified

That knight who didn't even wait for his opponent to actually be in the list was also a dick.

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....semoc eH

>>217736472
are you retarded?

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and another thing, as Gods are my witness, only thing that would make a Targaryen come to his senses if you hit him upside his head with a mace and made their brains plop out of their helmet

>>217736450
>and then they found love against all od- SIKE, HE FUCKING DEAD
You're a bad person.

>>217736472
The point is that it's a sport like boxing or whatever that proves you have the balls to take a hit.


And besides, well bred and trained warhorses were ridiculously expensive and valuable, so if you unhorse an opponent you get his shit so it makes no sense to kill the horse

>>217736388
he's got 8000 years of Durrandon/Baratheon lineages showing there's never been a blonde Baratheon, there's nothing shaky about it

>>217736504
Looks good

>>217736406
Daemon Blackfyre had 0 bannermen.
The lords and knights who followed him didn't go to war because they were forced to by oaths of fealty.
The followed him because they wanted to go to war against the government.

>>217736505
>found love
again she suddenly married him because the time window not to get disowned was almost up

dude was old enough to be her father's father

>>217736472
>aiming for the horse in a joust is just accepted
It is more one of those things that is hard to prove x knight did aim for the horse, coupled with Aerion being a prince. Given that the show has it the crowd rioted and Aerion had to give up his horse, it also apparent it is not actually socially accepted.

>>217736526
Read the fucking book.

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>>217735967
>>217736228
Nevermind, found it

>>217736540
Do you believe everything you are told second-hand? Is there water in your brain?

>>217736548
What an asshole.

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THREE BRATS FOUGHT OVER A SWORD AND A WHORE AND THE KINGDOM BLED

>>217736540
take your own advice it couldn't be more clear she wanted Dunk but had to marry the old man instead

in fact the odds are good even after Ser Eustace died and she remarries again she's still fucking Dunk on the side and cucking Gerold Lannister

why did egg run and get dunk? he could have just told them to stop without outing himself to dunk

>>217736565
Ashfords fuck sheep, after all

Dunk is suppose to be about 16. It is bit weird that he is 30 years old awkward virgin now.

>>217736576
Why does one of them look like a sith lord?

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>>217736576

>>217736594
he is and he is the root of all evil in the universe

>>217736578
Because he is a tiny kid. He went to the adult guy he trusts.

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>>217736578
he wanted to remain in fantasy land a little longer

>>217736594
*school shooter

>>217736578
1, hes a 9 year old and wasn't really thinking clearly
2, he didn't *want* to reveal his identity

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>>217736448

>>217736578
He would have outted himself to the entire tent, lol.

>>217736594
The sun isn't kind on albinos.

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>>217736607
t. a Brackenshit criminal

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>>217736623
notice how he isnt wrong

>>217736486
Was he disqualified? I thought they just let him get away with it because he is a prince

asoiaf ends with jon and bran going back in time to possess daemon and brynden and unfuck the realm.

>>217736576
>Harry, Draco and fish girl

Blackfyre wikifags need to be executed

>>217736623
He drank the Fossoway cider.

>>217736654
he bore the sword

>>217736623
Based Noticer.

>>217736127
In the third novella a a magical, one man version of the modern CIA surveillance state is introduced, this time period is portrayed as an incredibly centralised and paranoid probably not even rivalled by our modern world

>>217735559
This character blew the entire twist and basically wait until next week LOSER

What the hell man.

>>217736486
Is he out of the tournament now? I didn't really get that part?

>>217736590
Very weird character desu I think they leaned on the awkwardsauce way too much by this point. Not laughing at the finishes on your tits was too far imo you would at least give it a pity chuckle come on man.

>>217736643
Baelor the Based didn't let him get away with it

>>217736623
I am like 90% sure the original line was "sister's tits" but gurm made them change it because Targs haven't sisterfucked in the last two generations.

>>217736172
>overt anti royal house symbolism
ser merwyn predates the targs

>>217736623
Wouldn't saying this mean pretty much treason and hence cause for an execution? He really must trust Dunk

>>217736713
Did they not feel the need to since there were no more dragons?

>>217736705
>Is he out of the tournament now? I didn't really get that part?
they establish it later on in the books, dunc spends some time in jail and ends up asking how the tourny went.
iirc the guy whos horse got lanced kept his champion spot but his leg was shattered so he was realistically out of the tournament anyway

>>217735588
literally the Westeros equivalent of chuds freaking out about orange fool

>>217736548
Should have had a better squire

>>217736741
There’s aren’t many Targ females during this time so they can’t be incestuous

>>217736721
Yes, but he is also young and drunk. And his cousin apparently says similar things.

>>217736565
You snooze, you lose

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Were we supposed to be shocked at the end of episode 3? If you are completely blind to the (he's actually royalty in rags) trope, just listen to the way he speaks. Are normies so dumb, or is this one of those "second screen" shows?

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>Lyonnel is supposed to be a great warrior with the weird quirk of telling jokes and laughing a lot
>they turned him into a gay jack sparrow

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>>217736626
The ozone layer over King's Landing has been severely weakened thanks to dragons farting methane gas there for over a century. Steely Pate was right, literal pigs with wings.

>>217736721
If you think that young rural Americans aren't constantly saying treasonous shit when they are drunk, then you are a fool.

>>217736565
At least he aimed at the shield

>>217736721
juxtaposes the situation with tanselle
targs, being retards they were, saw daggers coming from totally benign powerless peasants
but totally got blindsided by actual lords holding 300 year old grudges

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In case you forgot

>>217736773
Having a crippled woman put her fingers up your bum isnt gay bro

>>217736785
dancing naked and trying to kiss men is

>>217736775
Can you be executed for treason in america?

Jousting is really cool and it makes me want to go to Medieval Times or some shit. Nonwhites dont @ me.

>>217736248
I my head cannon they had at least a son who now rules over both castles, but are still insignificant enough not be mentioned in the main story

>>217736799
depends
do you wear a small hat or not

>>217736799
For High Treason, yeah.

>>217736644
that would actually be cool and ironic

>>217736799
Yes, though proving treason is difficult given the criteria required for a crime to be considered truly treasonous. Case in point, nobody from the Confederacy was ever charged with treason after the war ended.

>>217736623
/ourapple/

>>217735964
Rich, coming from an And*l

>>217736773
>they turned him into a gay jack sparrow
Same happened to euron, is that all they know?

>>217736819
Politicians removed the death penalty for treason right before mass migration... makes you think

>>217736623
When do Mike and Rich show up?

>>217736576
leave daemon out of this, the war was caused by the blackwood and bracken shitheads

>>217736844
children of the forest were like abos, part of the fauna

>>217736705
>Is he out of the tournament now? I didn't really get that part?
They've structured the tournament so poorly desu

>>217736129
Just reforms anon, despite the quote gurm is not that interested in taxes or policies

>>217736748
Thank you because I thought they should have had Dunc say something cliched admittedly but come on we need him to challenge the Targaryen guy to a Joust and really give Dunc his big reason to kick some ass, and give his Knight a Champion (being the female supporter of a Knight if anyone is confused what I mean). He would say you can't kill her either because she is my Champion!

This is me speaking as completely a showfag not a book reader. This was the time they should have copied Boxing and had him say

"You kill me you are a coward! I challenge you and I am a Knight here. I have been given big offers to be in this tournament (referencing the betting jobber) - my strength is impetuous, my horse skills are unrivaled and...and... *the crowd leans in* the best thing for this realm is if your dad finished on your moms tits!!!! Everyone in the tent cheers!

Come on the audience needed that shit even if it was hyper cliched 80s sports movie fuck it.

>>217736863
He hasn’t actually written about Egg’s reign yet what are you taking about

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He would have won the war if he didn't bother checking on Gwayne after their duel and Bittersteel wasn't fucking late

>>217736844
Fossoways would claim to be First Men in origin.

Why are the episodes only 30 minutes long? That's kinda gay.

>>217736859
and andals came from essos 4000 years ago and started chimping out and attacking the First Men. They of course got crushed every where except for the Vale, but won culturally by whoring out their daughters to first men kings. Only the Starks didn't fall for the honeypot

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>>217735459
>"Rowan"

Wouldn't have been my choice but she's ok as Rohann Webber nee Osgrey.

>>217736925
>Only the Starks didn't fall for the honeypot
They did eventually

>>217736893
No, all the Lords would’ve rebelled against his tyranny and toppled him.

>>217736893
what's his first action as king? Total Dornish death?

>>217736771
>>217736847
To them charismatic just means camp. Which just ties into the greater problem that they cannot write period(ish) dialogue and turn everything into present year speaking, which will age incredibly poorly, while also awkwardly sitting alongside text directly taken from the story.

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>>217736857
Daemon wanted to marry that whore Daenerys and got friendzoned, Aegor gave him the last push cause he was pissed about Brynden getting Shiera and Dark Sister.

>>217736385
Had hotd writers been competent, valyryan Vs andals customs and traditions would have been the underlying reason for the dance instead of girl power

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Why is a random one-eyed barefooted knight suddenly emerges from the woods?
Looking for a wild bum to rape?

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>>217736705
>Is he out of the tournament now? I didn't really get that part?
He should be out, yeah.

The way it works, there are 5 knights at the start, who are defending the "queen" (the teenage daughter of Lord Ashford).

Anyone can challenge one of the 5 defenders. If you defeat the defender then you take his place. So in order to stay in the tournament and win a lot you need to stay a defender.

Do the dunk and egg books (what little there is of them) cover the Blackfyre rebellion or is that fire and blood (another unfinished series)

>>217736989
the warrior bade him go for a walk

>>217736949
>No, all the Lords would’ve rebelled against his tyranny
all of the high lords publically took Daeron's side but really stayed neutral because they didn't care one way or another and weren't very fond of the Dornish ass kissing, they all took Daeron's side but didn't really do all that much to prove it as Daemon and Ball were kicking ass across the country, only really the Vale stepped in and they got smashed.

>>217736999
They kind of happen in the background, but they aren't covered properly.

They are supposed to be covered properly in Fire and Blood Part 2, which will come out never

>>217736944
>Catelyn is the first true Southern andal wife a Stark lord ever had
>within 20 years the Starks are almost extinct and have lost the entire North

>>217736999
second book has a flashback to the redgrass, third has the rebellion that died with a whimper as its main plot

>>217736989
was this in the books?

>>217737027
Nope. But he gets introduced here because he becomes relevant later.

>>217736965
>Daemon wanted to marry that whore Daenerys and got friendzoned
that was like 10 years before her marriage and kids, more likely Daeron arresting him for nothing because of Bloodraven is what tipped him over the edge

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Gods /GoT/ was strong back then

>>217737015
I am SO TIRED of these BLACKFYRE BASTARDS and their RETARDED HEADCANONS

>>217735251
Predict who shits or pisses or gets their dick out in the opening of next weeks episode.

>>217737039
Shitty fanfiction

>>217736999
we pick up almost all the info of the rebellion for there and other implications, and george's statements, the sequel to fire and blood, blood and fire is supposed to cover them in depth

Most actual nobility knew they need some minor tolerance because executing random people over jokes was a bad look for them. Otto told Aegon that he just couldn't execute random ratcatchers, Tyrion told Joffrey he couldn't send the guards to starved people. Aerion reacted the way he did because he felt himself a real dragon and he felt personally insulted. It has little to do with politics, he's just an idiot and his whole family knew he was an asshole, even his father. It was his bad behavior what caused that riot and he didn't care. They didn't justify what he did as he earned himself to be exiled as result of being such an idiot that he caused someone to die.

>>217737052
Fuck off, egg.

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>>217737052
here's your retarded head canon

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>>217737039
Ok r/asoiaf

can you name one of George's characters that leads his life with honest religious zeal?

>>217737073
which part of that was fan fiction?

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Is he gay?

>>217737087
Notice how this is an actual thing that happens which haunts the narrative, not something you made up in your head

>>217737100
Aerys I