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Teio!

ace on my face

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Thoughts?

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>>556355752

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Please help me

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According to the only tier list that matters you are a mouthbreathing retard if you roll for chiyono

i hate breathing
umamusume

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Teio!

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are you a gambling LUCKGOD or some kind of pussy who doesn't want to win

Bad baits as always

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>>556355886
none

>>556355927
Natie that low doesn't make sense. She's like the most gosling inducing trainee I have trained

why the FUCK won't kitasan negro and bakushit actually stay on speed for once

>>556355927
the only correct section of this chart is cuck falcon's

>>556355927
>A bunch of Umas I like in T2.5 and T3
I choose to believe this list is bullshit and in my reality everyone are in EX-tier.

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>>556355897
What do you need?

>>556355752
>gametorah instead of umaguide
OP is a semite

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>>556355927
>Eishin top tier

Acceptable

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Today is the last day of free pulls hows it going so far /uma/
I got nothing usable for MANT outside of getting 1 copy of SR Nishino making her 3LB

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>>556355927
>future ambiguous
>you literally accept her engagement ring

time to go grind through depleting all of my TP in a 1/2 TP careers event
good news is, I did it yesterday and opened the game up after 11 hrs of coding and had less than 100 TP

>>556356076
>>556356098
>>556356129
When faced with the harsh reality, you cover up instead of facing it head-on

>>556356273
WHOA

odds i umasturbate then go to work
evens i umasturbate then go to work
doubles i fake sick

>>556356285
I make my own reality, faggot.

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>>556356273

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>>556355927
You literally get down on one knee in front of Air Groove and smell her bare foot, how is she T2

>>556356237
best I've got was 1 copy of the v*ga ssr

>>556356273
Ma'am you need racewear on the track

>>556356237
i mlbd stinko and nishino alongside some other srs

>>556356273
AWOOGA!!!!!!!

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>>556355886
very bono

>>556356335
sniff

>>556356285
Okay but Natie that low doesn't make sense

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>>556355927
The only reason I'd roll for the dog is for an oyakodon team with her, her mom maru, and spe
But I won't let my dick waste my carats like that when the sex beast Kitablack is around the corner

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>>556356273

>>556355927
good bait, but I wonder how anons still fall for posts with this image. It has been posted so many times already, surely everyone knows just to avoid it right?

>>556356172
I need Biwa

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I think i'm going to buy one of those rubber asses and stick a tail on it

>>556356508
bigwa hugehead

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Post I LOVE NINGEN WOMEN or I will curse your next SSR pull to be this card

>>556356538
based

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>>556356172
I gooned to this picture a couple of days ago https://litter.catbox.moe/ryq0tj.jpg
I should goon to Biwa again... Before reset

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>>556356273
She could be like a mother to me

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Am I marked

>>556356552
I love horse girls
Wait I mean I love uma musume
Wait
Sex with umas
Uhh I meant hot steamy uma procreation fuck ningen women you will never take me alive

>>556356552
>last free roll
>5 rainbow
>it's all her
i'd take this

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>Onii-sama *smooch*

>>556356552
but I want that card

maruzensky pussy

>>556356687
>ITSAYOOOOOOOOO

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>4 wit cards
>no wit rainbows for 5 turns

>>556356796
WHOA

>>556356796
witnessed

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I like this site and its gratuitous usage of Uma chibis.

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>>556356796
more like marezensky amirite

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>>556356796

>>556356796
HAG LOVE

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>>556356796
>>556356273

>>556356206
>>556356874
BUY A FUCKING AD or at least shill discreetly you fucking monkey

>>556356796
Mmmm leave that hag stink to me

>>556356273
finally a good post

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>>556356687
Rice kisses

>>556356874
isn't this that one website being shilled by the VF discord to make you download its .exe?

When will janny just nuke /uma/

>>556356965
Gametora owner didn’t need to buy an ad

Is guts bad in this CM? Does it only boost top speed and not accel or something?

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>lose the coinflip on SSR Fukukitaru's 2nd event
>disappears from career forever
why is Cygames like this?

>>556357015
when will you just leave, fag

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>>556356796

>>556356965
Why are you so angry?
>>556357013
what?

>>556357035
It's good if you manage to duel late-race but problem is you also need a good power and wit with max speed

>>556357035
Track isn't long enough to get enough value from dueling boost

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>>556356874

>>556357035
Ignited guts is pretty good

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stop posting porn
think of the advertisers

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Noooooooooo

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Don’t overfeed your fillies

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Digitan LOVE

>>556357064
Shiraoki-sama decided that run was not the blessed run, it happens.

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>VF discord shilling again
>8PM in Jakarta
Fucking hell.

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>>556356997

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I would ignite Dasca's guts if you know what I mean

>>556357131
My malwarebytes/windows defender scan said it was clean

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guys can we not post porn, my grandfather was fine the last time you guys posted porn in spite of my request and made it through the heart attack but I think if you post anymore his heart is going to give out

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cmd.exe title arg writes to the registry

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>>556357092
>Why are you so angry?
It's been shilled non stop previous threads it's annoying. It's being brought up nonstop unprompted and same posting style like yours
>complete pornposting, game discussions, literally other discussions
>oh hey this site is good guise!
>you can even sort it with your data!
>just extract your data and upload it to the site!

>>556357210
I wish she spooks me when I'm rolling for Bourb

>>556357213
I never understood why they wear long socks with gym uniforms, do they serve any purpose besides giving me a boner?

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I hate these filipino accounts so much it's unreal

>>556357269
Not to mention they're also comparing it to gametora nonstop as if they think they're actually shitting on gametora

>>556357015
I was impressed by how much /v/ is better than here currently. Reminds me of early /uma/, but sucks having to find the stealth thread there.
Still, threads here are stupidly low quality last two weeks, it's only pornposting and browns shitting up any serious discussion. Honestly thinking about joining a /v/ club and never coming back.

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mares are good for you

>>556357269
trvke

>>556357393
*filipinx

>>556357362
>do they serve any purpose besides giving me a boner?
Storing thigh sweat which later can be used to drug torena

>>556357423
I need pussy

>>556357393
>Over 500k views
guess normies enjoy smashing cute anime girls

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>>556355752
Why is there a space between /uma and the /

>>556357232
mb is shit since like 2020 and hindi defender is a joke

>>556357269
>extract your data and upload it to the site
wtf could be a prelude of cybercrime
>/uma/players are richfags
>gets ransomwared
Didnt the botter dev already able to see a persons account who knows if he can manual delete umas as well. People got lucky because he sperged out too quickly in the game correct me if Im wrong

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>>556357131

Is Daiwa supposed to be a front runner or pace?

>>556357537
retard baker

>>556357537
yro"ue

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You guys ever do this?

If my trainee fails a below 10% training, that's her fault not mine.

Didnt the botter dev already able to see a persons account who knows if he can manual delete

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>>556357580

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>>556357232
>windows defender

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>7 years old

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>Daiwa front runner
absolutely never again

>>556357753
my daughter nice nature would say this

>>556357792
Why is Sirius sitting down? Is she a bottom?

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>>556356285

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>>556357794
>witlet front against witmaxed oguris

>>556357574
He could take a screenshot of their runs. The part where the game shows you your added fancount
>who knows if he can manual delete umas as well
He did say he can if he wanted to but that would also mean he'll be deleting accounts of everyone who updated the bot not just those he picked manually.
He only had a beef with a clan named "Endless" so I doubt he would have done it.

>>556357393
No fatties.

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>>556357232
This is a McAfee general

>>556357867
nonwites on the "per capita" argument

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>look up upcoming uma banners
> Bourbon -> Ardan -> Vega -> Mambo -> Dia -> Mejiro Bright -> Seiun -> Nishino
I want all of them, but I have no carats to support my desires.

>>556357794
lol I learned 600 wit is a bad idea on a front runner back during Cancer, what are you doing.

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>Daiwa front runner
Absolutely would and did again and again

>>556358005
just be lucky

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>>556357883
my hag was a witlet as well but her winrate was respectable enough

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im a scatman skibibididibidibop

>>556358005
there's always THAT

>>556357482
What an interesting way to drug someone, I guess Tachyon had something to do with all this

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>>556358083
>Complaining about a 69% winrate

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>Daiwa
would

>>556358067
show build and cards and umanko

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Dacchis has one free slot open for any ojisans looking for a club.
A+ club, quota is at 25 mil more or less. Clubchat full of sluts:

Just drop your id here for an invite or apply ingame. Have /uma/ in your profile.
The one with that whore Curren is the correct one.

>>556358005
tannhauser should get 100 freebies

get new images meek bro

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https://x.com/hermityy_sub/status/2019377307388187008?s=20

>running sprint umas for CM
>get kicked from club for low fan count
what did they mean by this

>>556358358
he's autistic, they are allergic to new things

>>556357269
We even had like multiple posts that wanted the site in the OP, and some are even shameless enough to recommend replacing gametora with it.
It's baffling.

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>>556358358
there are none

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>>556357859
of course

umamusume
umamusume
umamusume hashire

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I must pull for my daughter Natie in her cheerleading outfit (which i will promptly change to her regular one because she's not allowed to show her belly to anyone)

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>>556358156
>on the effects of potent umamusume pheromones on male specimen
>subject: torena
>status: great success!

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this thread will be better

>>556358320
>>556358397
these posts are linked somehow, but i can't put a finger on it

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creek

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This thread will be.

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Is this enough for Oguri?

nice natures dad is the kind of person to have anal sex with nice nature

>>556358484
Me being the only honest f2p /uma/ player in a sea of piggies

>>556358549
sharty tacos...

>>556358549
4 portions of this would be a light snack for her

>>556358474
Too lazy to lose weight, solution? cardio during umapyoi. She’s a genius

>>556355927
idc. i want a dog. i'll make chiyo bark for me every night i get back home. i'll give her belly rubs and headpats

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its 9pm in sweepypore!
start shilling sweepy!

>>556358549
I can handle porn but food is just going to make me hungry

>>556358538
Doto will be

>>556355886
Decks?

>>556358691
yada

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>>556358549
Oguri’s weight loss event slays me

mare pussy

>>556358691
wtf, Sweep Tosho if she a Trickal:chibi go?

>>556358782
erotic

>>556358460
... why do you daughterfag for the one uma who explicitly wants to fuck you?

>>556358870
he wants us to fuck his daughter

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I have 500 speed and bought triumphant pulse

List of umamusume I want to have sex with that are currently out on global (sorted by release date)

Super Creek
Daiwa Scarlet
Taiki Shuttle
Maruzensky
Mihono Bourbon
Narita Brian
Hishi Amazon
Eishin Flash
Mejiro Dober

Note that is is purely a list of umas which invoke carnal desire. This does not mean I would be willing to enter a relationship with every uma listed here, nor does this mean there aren't other umas which whom I would gladly enter relationships with which are not listed.

I hope you had as much fun reading as I had sharing. That is all.

kek I do this

>update available
>can't download update
what the fuck do they mean

>>556358782
canon event

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>>556358310
Nothing special. Looks like I failed to groundwork and settled.

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Slow metabolism

>>556358691
https://files.catbox.moe/hplzj5.mp4
sweepy lost

>>556358921
FIRST-RATE

>>556358870
he's into incest

I hope that when my ISP dies that when he is in hell he has to watch me watch the images that load one line at a time like its 1990s internet, because its 2025 and it is completely unnatural for the images to load this slow

>>556358568
Why not just buy ryan or dobers skill

>>556359021
>there are discords that race clankers

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>>556358691
>start shilling sweepy!
yada

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>>556358992

>>556359146
>still better than unironically using them

people that are into incest do or should NOT fuck their daughter. the reasons for should be clear. real incest enjoyers should not, to prevent ill outcomes

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>>556358549
Is this considered a lot? The curly fries don't count since it's usually the first to go down (as long as it's hot, cold fries are nasty). But 3 tacos is like pre-appetizer level. It's like something you snack on while waiting for the real appetizer.

genuine question, what does the new site actually bring that gametora and hakuraku doesn't?
the only thing I'm a little miffed about concerning any umasite I use is that umalator only allows 2 characters and you can't save them

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>>556359021
They're really making it easy for John Cygames to spot their botting huh.
Also, it's my first time seeing Sweepy in action assuming it's the right one, then, Sweepydev really did a good job emulating it like a human.
>One day Sweepy will become a real human and refuse to do runs for everyone

>>556359265
your parents are cleary blood-related

>>556359021
OH NO SWEEPYBRO THE MOUSE CLICKS THE SAME SPOT EVERY TIME
also in centering the cursor, vbs can do availHeight/2 availWidth/2. the same is in squeak/smalltalk :) so that is obvious

>>556359335
Teiobro.....

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>>556358921
Balance it out bro

>>556359378
You should ask that in the discord, the hakuraku dev is there too. /uma/ has nothing to do with that site.

>>556359378
>what does the new site actually bring that gametora and hakuraku doesn't?
Aside from their very sketchy sorter that needs your data, nothing.

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>>556358745
Nothing special really. They all use the same decks, just Bakushin borrowing Biko instead.

>>556359335
post bmi

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>>556359335

>>556359426
my ancestry can be traced back 300+ years to being all born in the same town that I was born in. I do not know my grandfather on the other side, just like the foundation horses (uma three goddesses). thats just gods will
people CAN fuck their daughter/son, but after that it takes a long time to avoid risks from repeat inbreeding

>>556359428
how long has this VBS schizo been here

>>556358549
>"food" is so disgusting they just shove a pair of cheap rubber gloves in it

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>>556359473
>only have LB1 FM
>need to wait for selectors or uncap crystal for better witmaxxing

>>556359335
forgot your teio image bwo

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>>556355752
With my infinite hatred, I give you this gift.

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sakuras

incest is based

>>556359021
I don't use Sweepy but, Sweepydev, if you can somehow make Sweepy's clicks inconsistent then it would be more of a human, especially during the training buttons since they're so huge.

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>>556359642
Were in the same boat by the time we MLB her, Ramonu is out
>SSR selector 1, 1.5, 2 anni

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>>556359446
I did

>>556357131
> 4/70
Probably false positive, what is that .exe even for?

>>556359635
bwo your daily industrial contaminants intake?

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Attack rate aginst humans males by Umamusumes are increasing. Here is why it is accually a good thing.

>>556359734
I like the middle one, what a pure smile

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>>556359734
Is the entire Sakura clan retarded?

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>>556358549
get her some REAL tacos

>>556359734
They're so... pink

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>>556359778
It's an injector for your uma executable to extract your player data and upload it to that website to sort your umas by inheritances. Not sketchy at all.

>>556359778
>what is that .exe even for?
Extracting your data. Testing false positive for a simple extractor is already very sketchy.

>>556359816
only Chiyo and Bakushin

>>556359827
>>>/vt/

>>556359884
What about Chitose?

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>>556359770
It is what it is theres runs where I jobbed that race and cleared every g1s

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>>556359827
>vtumor

>>556359745
I dont code and not sweepy but this is impossible because computers use math and all the "random" ways to do it can be a fingerprint to it being a bot anyways. its just that not doing it on the exact spot every time is a level above a colorpicker or exact coords bot
if its on emulator (phone) then IMO they can even track how hard you press the screen. they do this in advertisements and datamining games as another metric for how you the person is feeling, reacting, or doing (so like with old Facebook for examplewhere they "read your mind", not that FB was touches), and the like, in that moment

>>556359827
the Tuesday classic

>>556359935
she's a bigger succubus than Laurel

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>>556359816
>oguri DUMB calling anyone retarded

>>556359790
succubus

>>556359959
Makes sense. I guess in the end even being a "random" will just loop every sequence and end less of a human than it already is.

>>556359842
>>556359863
Is it open source?

>>556360237
I don't get it

>>556359745
https://github.com/SweepTosher/umamusume-sweepy/blob/11167db75e4c7050e703fa57a44bdb144caca596/bot/conn/u2_ctrl.py#L30

pretty much everything can be done is already done

the clicks have
1) randomized coordinates
2) randomized hold duration
3) drift while holding to simulate finger tremor

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>>556359335
not a teiobro btw

>>556360237
i laughed

>>556360237
Spe is a thief

>>556360237
i didn't laugh

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I love donkeys

>>556359778
Looks to be a compiled python frida script to find and extract veteran umas from game memory. However, since it's some indog vibecoded garbage they don't know how to use github actions so you can't verify the code they uploaded is actually what built the .exe they have you download. They just upload the .exe to github by hand.

>>556359335
YOU CANT HIDE YOUR TEIO BRO

im doing a "random" sort of thing but I think with cryptography(?) at the moment which I think it is common to do in computer viruses where I do
pRandom = Int(r * (Sin(seed \ r + r)) + 1) * 2
the "\" is just "/" for divide
I can also do
pRandom = Int(r * (Sin(seed \ r + r + 1)) + 1) * 2
which appears to make it even less random

it uses the seed, then sets the seed to this result. this way, the number that it starts with is the seed, and the random can be the same sequence every time for each seed
in sweepy bot in umamusume this could be useful(?) because pRandom = 0 can = True
so if = 0 (randomly) it will maybe click a random thing, or something
>>556360106
one solution that they do in Runescape is recording their mouse movements for like 10 hours (playing normal), then getting each "sequence" of clicks they did, chopping them up and using sequences randomly from such a large number of play
sweepy, maybe this would be useful, in how humans will let the list scroll freely a little bit sometimes, or pause, or where they click on the box. that is what I mean by != 0 then do something not random. but then it would not be able to use exact coords in some cases and maybe if = can be used to check the color

>>556360237
Funnyroo

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>>556360237
Umas that would do this?

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>>556360296
>the clicks have
>1) randomized coordinates
>2) randomized hold duration
>3) drift while holding to simulate finger tremor
God damn. I kneel.
>>556360480
I also sometimes spam the clicks on the "Next" button after the race because of how long the "connecting" is on PC. Not sure if it's the same on phone/emulators but spamming in itself is suspicious so I probably wont recommend it

>>556360409
how good must it feel when your dick is bigger than your trainee's ears...

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>>556360409
Excuse me, but Taishin's ears fit inside my wife's ears. She does not deserve that #5 spot.

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IT WAS JUST -ONE- POST!! IT'S NOT FAIR!! OVR REPVTATION

>>556360296
Are the timings for choices also randomized or does it pick the exact timing every choices? I'm assuming it's already randomized but if not that would be a nice thing to add. Not sure how to explain it properly
t. ESL

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a persistent seed can also be set (and used every time) with shell.regwrite
>where shell is createobject(wscript.shell) and
>subkey is the directory for the computer it is on
shell.RegWrite subKey & "FontSize", &H00000001, "REG_DWORD"
>this is hex 01
if to write a custom value to the key, and not affect the computer, you could do:
shell.Run "cmd.exe /k start " & "titlehere"
and titlehere can be dynamically set, but old cmd (compatibility mode) needs to be used
so this runs cmd.exe /k start title
this sets cmd.exe (hkey current user console), or a custom path, i.e.
dim subKey : subKey = "HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Console\CustomPath\" registry values
then do
shell.RegRead subkey & "FontSize" to get your hex value back

this is useful for a persistent (and maybe unique to computer) seed which stays the same across all umamusuem bot instances when umamusume
otherwise Randomize [int] without arg will set it to the system time as well
for umamusume
cmd.exe can also do << >> and other bitwise logic and shifts

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How good is sweepy at playing uma anyway?
Is there a full playthrough video on youtube to watch? I'd like to know the optimal way to play from a bot's POV.

>>556360982
me on the bottom

>been buying fragments at the shop everyday
>check trainee stars
>I can claim curren
Nah

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>>556360982
Theres just too much players flatlining
Imagine half TP and barely anyone plays, did people really move on to Arknight? Is anyone seeing /uma/bros in that thread?

>>556361015
Hayahide's head is just fucking huge, she's disqualified

>>556361043
>Gemini generated image
I'm sorry Meekposter you can go back to posting the same exact images every thread. You can even reverse them if you want to post the same image again

>>556361128
>play
>get shit sparks
>wasted 25 minutes for nothing
Gee I wonder why people aren't playing

>>556361128
the burnout on this kusoge is finally hitting everyone at the same time

>>556359335
You know posting Turbo won't hide the fact you're a Teiobro

>>556361128
>Is anyone seeing /uma/bros in that thread?
I can look into a mirror just fine

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>>556361147
im not too interested in changing image MD5 to avoid spam filters. maybe that is a good thing and I shouldnt have that power. im auto banned from wikipedia and stackoverflow from my IP adresss, but its their and theyre being jewracist

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Can I come in, anon?

>>556360646
90% of them, the rest you have to groom them

>>556360191
I'm assuming it is based from this post >>556310373 I'm not visiting their site

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this picture goes hard though
not going to start AIposting and being offtopic dont worry

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>>556361272
Is that the classic movie Rocky starring Sylvester Stallone as Rocky? Yes, come in.

>>556361179
Arent we getting the spark reroll on 1st anni, I remember some tubers saying it is happening not sure how it works, the entire spark or do we get a choice if blue / red / everything

>>556361230
Theres 2 players still sub 1M after 5 days in my club and alot of sub 2M

>>556361250
???

>>556361398

this picture even follows the rule in art where the sides arent balanced. wherein there are more oysters on the right than left. that the right side is more cluttered

>>556361272
for a moment I thought that was a box of condoms...

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pointless timewasting gameplay related question

>>556361272
nice nature my daughter would do this to me

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>>556361551

who is the most npc coded uma

>>556361672
air messiah

What the FUCK is a Hachimi

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I don't think I've seen hard mode Mcqueen job this badly before
>>556361672
Air Messiah

>>556361672
happy meek

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>>556361517
Natie just wants to play the pocky game with your urethra so don't worry

I ran into my trainee during the weekend, while walking home with my girlfriend after a date. What a funny coincidence! She didn’t look that happy, though. Wonder why.

Doto posters wouldn't fight back if you took their hands and pressed them against a wall

>>556361748
>\pocky game with your urethra
suddenly sexy

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posting a truth bomb

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>2 tries
>Fast learner
She ate up all my luck...

https://celeryman.alexmeub.com/
this website goes hard
im lifting from this website and stealing
when I play umamusume I let this website play in the background

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>>556361748

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>>556361847

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>>556361135
Oh I didn't realize this was the open league of ear contests.
We'll stick to graded contests.

>>556361847
>also turf s and sprint s
what a waste that she's a late racer

im autistic even for anime gacha game players. based

>>556361763
Let’s switch roles. Say you’re the trainee, and you have this kind trainer who’s always by your side. Eventually, as the virgin you are, you develop feelings and start believing that since she’s always working alongside you, she could never have a partner other than you. But then one day, you see her walking with someone else, making a smile she never once showed you. What do you think you’d feel, being a hormone-filled teenager?

>run air groove once
>now attracted to her
What the FUCK dude

>>556361971
this movement is the "unnatural written dialogue screenplay" version of uma horse ears movement. think about it

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>>556361128
The more time passes the more tempted I get to use Sweepy.
Right now I'm trying to get Mile sparks and it's already been 3 or 4 days and I still have yet to get a Mile 2* above sparks and I still have to farm Dirt sparks. Heck I think I already reached the club quota.

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>>556361792
… and then what?

>>556362124
Men can't help but be attracted to strict women. Toriyama knew this.

My life is empty and i need to play umamusume to gaslight my brain into thinking i achieved something when i get a good ace run, botting would just take that away from me, why would I do that

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I'm noticing that a lot of us are currently having problems with speed cards not going to speed training

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>>556362279
>IMG_
phoneposter ERP fag hentai

>>556362124
back off pal that’s MY wife

>>556362369
First 200 specialty priority for that 40% chance of showing up on speed when?

>>556362369
I'm currently having problem with 2-3 cards not finishing their event lines (usually kitasan and curren)

>>556362173
no I don't think I will

>>556362361
your life is empty but your soul (life) went out and found a source of happiness and purpose because you are a person
if you quit this game tomorrow youd find something else

>>556362369
bad career seed, try again in 23 minutes